Nv 11-Y h r..---ri . " 1 A !- - - - ua&ar. , eta rn.A VOL. 1. ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, APRIL 24, 1869. NO; 33. SATURDAY, APRIL 24, 1SG9. Our Salcin Corrcsponddut. Salem, April 17, 1839. Xbitok Rzoister : Tho "item" business has been remark ably dull for the past two days, owing to the rainy weather. SELLS, where they are played right, are some times very ridiculous. A few days ago, it was reported that a stranger had enter ed 'Bascoms ConfeJerate X Roads" sa loon in this city, and that he had fell down, apparently dead. The physicians that were called succeeded in restoring him to life again, but that the man was badly paralyzed and had not spoke, ate or drank anything for several days. Of course such a thing would attract consid erable attention, some' of the nhvsicians and a good many citizens calling in to .see the man. Tho callers were intro duced to a wooden man which "Bascom" used for a sign. Of course after being "sold" they would keep mum and let others have the benefit of it. It went on in this way for several days, then a scene ensued that it is better imagined than described. THE SPRING TERM of the literary department of the Wil lamette University commences next 19th Monday. RETURNED. Dr. L. S. Skiff, who has been travel ing and away from Salem for some time, 'returned day before yesterday. Says he aaw no place like Salem, in all iespects. GOODS. To judge from the largo stocks of goods that our merchants are bringing on, it would certainly give the impression that times are not so very "hard." . TRAVEL seems to be starting up now. The seve ral stage lines to and from, this city are crowded with passengers. GOOD TIME COMING for the I. O. O. F., on the 26th. Prep arations are now being made for the grand anniversary ball, to be held at the "Wigwam" in this city, at the same time. R. -J To Smokers. Children of smoking fathers often have their brains and ner vous system entirely impregnated with the poison of nicotine in the helpless age of infancy. A couple came to a country place entirely for the health of their only boy, a feeble infant. The child was pale mod sickly, constantly. The parents had bat one room, in which they lived with him, and which was every evening blue with tobacco smoke. Every evening that helpless creature took into his lungs as much tobacco as if he had smoked a cig arette. Still more than this the mother who was nursing that infant did what was equivalent to smoking one cigar every evening, she breathed her hus band's smoke. Now, if your baby smokes cigars, you will find, by and by, when he comes' to need brains, that this brain power will not be found. He will be starty, fitful, morbid, ; full of nervous kinks and cranks, one of those wretched human, beings who live a life like that described by. Hawthorne in his story of "Feathertop!.only capable of existence and efficiency while he is smoking, but linking into dimness and stupidity when .he stops. ' ; ' '" Mrsl Laura Cuppy, tho popular lectur er on spiritualism, was divorced from her husband Fletcher Cuppy, in. the Dis trict Court of 1 Dorado county, on Tues day of last week, ana oo inursaay ioi lowing she was again married, this time to W. W. Smith, formerly of Sacramento. rm i.t; 1 .1. j.nis, we ueiieve u uci nmu umvauu. Growth or Missouri. Missouri has grown in population .fVjjer cent, in four years; in property, tiro hundred millions -of dollars in eight years. " It has paid in three years over $23,000,000 of its debt and overdue interest. That is a' pretty good State to emigrate to. Such are ome of the results of the abolitioa of slavery. .".'..-.'- Louisville prosecutes '- saloon keepers for permitting boys to play billiards. A Beautiful Devil on Scates. Beautiful devils about everywhere at the theatre, the park, in the ball-room, on Broadway, and in nearly every gath ering where both sexes are represented. At this season of the year they iufest the different skating parks, where their dev iltry and ingenuity have full and excel lent p!ay. The last incident that has transpired was eoacted on Central Park pond, New York, and made quite a littlo sensation for a few moments. 5 The particulars arc briefly these : A nice young man, residing in tho city of churches, visited the above popu lar resort last Monday evening, for the purpose of enjoying numerous turns on the slippery element, and showing off the exquisite proportions of his captivating person. Clara Denning was also there for like purposes, so far as the admiring crowd knew. Clara is superbly beautiful and captivating. She was dressed in the bight of fashion, with a dress so artistic ally curtailed that it displayed a pair of ankles so exquisitely rounded and taper ing that the beholder became utterly dazed as he contemplated them. And what was more, all these charms appeared to be alone upon the ice. There seemed to be no one to whom she could cling in the emergency of a loosened skate, or an accidental bump ; in fact, she was as gushing as a I'cri, with no one to gush up to. Mr. Softy (for so we will call him, since he has already paid quite dear for his amorous whistle), saw her as she glided along in the uncertain manner usual to new beginners, and, like hundreds of others, he was severely smitten. The weather was exceedingly cold, but Softy felt now like throwing off his overcoat, since this divinity on "rock ets" had awakened such a flame in his bosom. Ho "fairly glowed. ' He is constitutionally a bashful man, but seeing how the beautiful divinity labored to bring out the poetry of her motion, he glided bashfully to her side and volunteered his assistance. She smiled thankfully on him, and the result was an instantaneous and fevered thump ing of the principal blood-vessel under his vest. But she accepted his proffered escort, and together they swung dreamily over the slippery clement, growing rap idly more communicative and social, and to all appearances more apparently in love. Before half an hour had passed they seemed to be on the very best of terms, and had partaken of refreshments, includ ing wine, of which she drank fashion ably. And then they very naturally sought those portions of the ice where the crowd was the rarest, and where an envious throng could not note the very frequent glances of passionate love which passed between them, or make observa tions on the location of his fond arm, which every now and then stolo investi gatingly around her shapely waist ; or, if one did chance to note the amorous at titude, they could but acknowledge that both parties seemed perfectly satisfied with the situation. By-and-by her skate became loosened, and and would he be so kind as to tighten it ? Tighten it ! wouldn't he, though ? Bat Clara was coy and rather non-committal, savo on the point of love ; on'that she acknowledged herself rather spooney. Again they swung gracefully over the ice, and again his fond arm stole lovingly around her, and all the world seemed to swim before his intoxicated vision. His timidity seemed to have taken leave of him, and he, watching his opportunity, actually stole one or two draughts of nec tar from her ripe, ruby lips. It was not long before another acci dent befel her skate ; he had tightened it too much ; it was bruising her sweet littlo foot would he not relieve it ? To hear" with him was only to obey, and again he knelt before her and took that pedestal of Venus in his willing lap, and again he lingered fondly over the unloos ing. By this time he had become bolder in his love, and lingering now became toying with the very points of excellence he had so lately dared only to admire. While in this attitude, a sum with huge frame and monster deuil in his savage look, pounced upon them with a drawn revolver in the grasp of his huge list. "Dog!" he hissed, as ho presented the weapon to the head of the kneeling victim, who at first glauce was'frightened into immovability. "My husband !" exclaimed the beauti ful devil. "Husband !' gasped the kneeling gal lant, attempting to regain his feet. ; "Yes, an injured, outraged husband!" again growled the man in a stentorian undertone. "But I will have the vil lain's blood !" "Xo, no !" cried the apparently fright ened girl, acting her part with perfection, "spare him ; he is not guilty !" "Base woman, have I not seen you all the evening. But on second thought, I will not risk my liberty by killing him, but will have him arrested ; I " and he glided quickly through the crowd. "Oh, Heaven ! he has gone to get an officer to have you arrested ! But stay ; he has probably got parties here to arrest you. Follow him and settle it the best you can. I must go home to my pa rents." Softy sought the injured husband,'' and after considerable talk about wound ed honor and desecrated hearth on the part of the husband, Softy appeased him by the payment of three hundred dollars. Immediately after Softy's eyc3 opened to the fact thac he had been' seriously sold by a beautiful devil on scutes. But it was too late. The game had been soon set up, the he and she accomplices had won, and the curtain dropped on another play of "Money." Mrs. Grant's Shoemaker. Mrs. Grant, by the verdict of all the ladies, is the dainiest-footed lady in the city per haps in the nation. I was passing a shoe store in Georgetown Yerinilye's was the place and seeing a prreat thronjr of ladies, I entered to speak to an acquain tance. "Is it opening day here V "Oh! no. This is Mrs. Grant's shoe maker." "And has she an extraordinary shoe ?" "Here it is. Look at it!" A tiny little shoe, the size one-and-a half was placed in my hand. "Good gracious !" "Her little daughter's i3 quite as large. She patronizes this place, and here, there fore, the entire patronage of Washington comes !" "Driving a mile and a half to see if by getting shoe's of Mrs. Grant's shoemaker they cannot buy as presentable feet! Oh! naughty world !" Washington cor respondence Chicago Tribune. Tho curious people called the Lapps, in the north of Europe, drink a little cof fee, and consider it a great luxury ; oc casionally they get flat brod or barley cakes. They drink a great deal of flitkel a horrible spirit which is very strong, and almost takes away the breath of those who taste it for the first time. It is distilled from corn or potatoes, and is flavored with caraway seeds. They ap pear, however, to thrivo well on their peculiar diet, and are singularly free from disease. They live to a good old age, and the patriarchs of tne race are noted for their extreme ugliness. In choosing the parts of the reindeer, they give the preference to tho saddle, which has plenty of fat ; they sell the ether portions of the animal to their Norwegian neighbors. " ; Strategy mt Boy. The President nominated General Dent, brother-in-law of General Grant, as Minister to . Chili believing the Senate would confirm the appointment, and his spite against Gen eral Kilpatrick would be gratified. The Senate, however, will refuse to confirm and Gen, Kilpatrick will remain Minister to Chile. 1 The Virginia Enterprise says another Silverado has been discovered in Nevada. The editor tells bow much bullion it has produced the last year $12,000,000 and then adds : " Having described the district, we cannot now do less than give its name and location. Its name is Virginia and Gold Hill, and its principal deposit is the Comstock." Xsonyeon is an inveterate smoker. Prom the Pat Contributor. orant gives some opinions on ce lebrities NEVER BEFORE PUBLISH ED. Washington Jan. 16. I have just had an interview with Gen. Grant, and obuiued some of his ideas of public men, not given in the opinion pub lisbcdV the N; Y'. World, which I here with send you :i ; Ben Franklin is unquestionably a rapid typesticker, and liis enterprise in collect ing the latest news, renders him invalu able to an almanac, but he is visionary. His theory about lightning rods protect ing houses aud barns during a thunder storm, is one of the most absurd things I ever heard of. j Old Parr is a young man of Drilliant talents and ambitions, but he ought to take better care of himself. I fear he is hastening to an early life. Washington is an efficient General of militia, and ono of our most civil en si neers. Many have censured him for that little affair with his father's cherry tree, but it is time for us to bury the hatchet. 1 have never seen Webster yet, though I have read his dictionary. It is not sur prising to me that a man of so many words couldn't bo President. Georgo Francis Train is one of our most noble women. His appeals in be half of her sex arc both powerful and convincing. No one can read her speeches withoit being convinced he ought to vote. I Bnck Fomeroy is tho modern Alex ander the Great, weeping because there aro no more Worlds to conquer. What profitcth it a man though he gain the whole World and lose both his daily and weekly circulation ? - I have no idea of removing "Nasby" from the Postoffice. He must be a sub stantial addition to the revenue of the Department, for his "letters"; pass thro' every postoffice in tho United States. Brigham Young is a multitudinous husband and a numerous fatqor, who has certainly done a gTeat deal for Utah. How far he is going to be allowed to "do" the U. S. remains to be seen. , "J. N." is not as crazy as he might be. I am not sure that he would make a good Secretary of the Treasury. He is in favor of deeding all the land back to the Indians, and let the Indians assume the national debt. This would certainly be an easy and rapid solution of our financial difficulties. ! Pcabody is : a well meaning man, of much principles upon which he has real ized a great deal of interest. His princely gift to tho London poor, I fear, is work ing harm. Men who were in comfortable circumstances before that donation was made, reduced themselves to abject beg gary for the purpose of getting a portion of the legacy, thereby setting a very bad example indeed. I Fisk is a well meaning man --towards Fisk. He has great versatility of talent, and can run a big railroad, an opera house and the Springfield Republican all at once. He is not a temperance man exactly, but he don't take his Bowls so Vnuch as ho did. ., ! There is a great deal of useless talk about Morrisscy having 'been in the "ring." A member of Congress who is not in some Sort'of a "ring" nowadays is very rare, indeed; and there are few of those "rings'? as respectable as tho . prize ring. Big men have helped Morrissey to fortune. His Club house is said to bo the house that Yanderluilt. ', Singular Results. Garibaldi recently, said to a visitor: 'I do not suffer much, but I feel I am grow ing old;. I am a weather-beaten hull, which has made many voyages; a plank h at one time wanting, at another a nail always something; but earnest will supplies all deficiencies, and when my country may need the last timber cf the old. bark I shall willing'- make the saq rifice." ." ,f Tho - Boston State House contains a statue of Washington, which a bold critic, without the fear of Boston before his eyes, says it ."Conveys to one' who looks upon ii i or tne nrst time ine- aniKamewu iui pression that it ceptesents a man getting np in bit night shirt and attempting to light the gas." " The Dubuque (Iowa) Times has the following iu relation to a simple accident and its singular results which was related to the editor by a reliable party : A woman of this city wo purposely withhbld her name who earned her liv ing by coins: out to do tho washing of 'umiiios, sometime last summer in doing the washing of a certain citizen she chanced to break off a portion of a needle which was in the garment in the wash, In the palm of her hand, near the wrist. She endeavored to extricate it at the time, but failing, completed her day's work. No very serious inconvenience being felt on the following day from the piece of needle and the wound, the patient turned her attention to the abatement of the in flammation. In a short time this was abated, and the accident was for a time forgotten. A month or more after, a pricking sensation was felt in the region of the upper forearm, and believing it was created by this fraction of a needle, a consultation was had with a physician. confirmed it. An effort was mado by him to reach and extract it, but without avail. From time to time, since then, the pricking sensation has been felt in different portions of the arm, until it run the entire length, even to the shoulder, and now it has turned down and is mak ing its way through her breast It is pronounced beyond the reach ot an ordi nary operation, and the woman, with or without cause, is apprehensive of the final result. This circumstance is one of the most singular occurrences of the kind we have ever heard of, and no doubt will strike our readers a3 something peculiar We have heard of needles working their way through certain portietraof the tis sues of the body, but we never read or heard of a needle making such a race course of human flesh as this one. , Madame Olympo Audouard, who spent a few weeks in this country at the close of the last year is lecturing in Paris on the Mormons, the Bocky Mountains, the Pacific Railroad, the Indians, and other objects of interest which may be seen in New York, where she passed her time. A Missouri farmer who did not like tho postmaster of the town where he lived, visited Hannibal the other day to petition the express agent there for the removal of the obnoxious officer. He could not be persuaded that the express agent had not full jurisdiction in the case. It is proposed in Philadelphia to bring tho remains of William Penn from Eng land to Pennsylvania, and to erect a splendid monument over them. They were buried in a leaden coffin and their transportation to America will net be difficult. j An American ex-Brigadier General is giving drawing lessons in Heidelmirg; and a poor French Count, tho descendant of one of the oldest French Legitimist families, is tho most fashionable dancing master in the Bame city. - The Columbus (Ga.) Swi genially says: "We tako it that Edwards, the idiotic and inebriated vagrant who repre sents this 'district has enjoyed a lucid interval. We are in receipt of a report on finance, bearing bis frank." The people of Buffalo arc disenssing the question whether to build a bridge over Buffalo River or dig a tunnel under it following Chicago's example. A tun nel would cost about 9360,000. Among the solid men ot Pennsylvania are Asa Packer, a prominent Democratic politician, worth $20,000,000, and A. Pardee of Hazeltown, whose property is estimated at $25,000,000, A young fellow with bat one leg, and fully developed arm, hopped a mile in 10 minutes at Plymouth, Ind., the' other day for a small parse. He makes his living in that way. A few . days since ' a clergyman who resides in Decatur, III., exchanged satch els with a fellow traveler by mistake Upon opening . it,h. discovered $80,000 in green hacks in the bag. -1 : -.i : - A sewing machine, driven by eleotrie- lty, i on exhibition in Paris. , . MEWS PARAGRAPHS An eminent physician says that . the Wall street stock jobbers produce mote lunatics than any other class of people in tho country. " Milwaukeans annually drink $4,068,- 000 worth of intoxicating "drinks. ,It is an awful distinction to be known as "the thirstiest man in Milwaukee." ' , The literary editor of a southwestern paper judges from the criticism bestowed upon a forthcoming novel that it -will be "very hifalutinand flopsided. ' A boy in Brentwood, England, re ¬ cently snapped a pistol at; the head: of a woman, it was not loaded, b.S;ne woman fell dead killed by imagination. Madame Demorcst, . the celebrated New. York modiste, learned the millinery business at Lansingburgh, where she wa only plain and pretty Miss Curtis. A young fellow, fond of talkiogv re marked, "I am no prophet." "True" replied a lady present, "no profit to your self nor to any one else." A tombstone in Maine, erected to the memory of a wife bears the inscription t "Tears cannot restore her; therefore do I weep." r Some one called Richard Steele the "vilest of mankind." Ho retorted with proud humility. "It would be a glorious world if I were." : ' ; A Michigan has perfected a machine to put on lath, which, in tho same time, will do the work of three men. , j Wigfall, of Texas, has been practicing; predatory lawfare outside of the English) Courts since the close of the war. ,. .,? Mr. Emerson says that, in buying a. small farm he secured an unlocked for bargain in blue-birds and bob-o'-link.' At Saratoga hotels no charge is made if a waiter frowns on you. If he smile you are expected to give him 25c. ; The wife of Sir Roderick" Marchiaen died in London at-the age. of .81. -She . was a naturalist of some merit. . K They have a "bootist" in Buffalo, who is at work on a two-hundred dollar pair of boots for General Grant. ,.: "What Blessings children are I" as the parish clerk said when he received the fees for christening them. ' n 'pi On thp 10th of April it will be 5& years since the present Pope was ordained a priest.- There is an attempt in New -Yorki- to revive the old proposition that j ladies shall dress in black when attending church. ".uhrvs Kate" Fisher's flying steed, , which) snorted so fiercely in Mazeppa, is now; hack-horse in Pittsburgh. .... h- ; js- Ammonia injected into the vein, j pronounced- a certain antidote for, the bite of poisonous snakes, : , ; t One of the men employed on the Sandy Hook light ship has not been on shore for 10 years. - A bill is before the Legislature of Kentucky prohibiting the' marriage of first cousins. . " ' f : ! "The Mysterious ' Widow' of Lonir Branch," is the title of a new comedy 1 in, New York. - ;J V-"'1'---' Sir John Pox writes his opinion Wit the Mercy can bo tunneled for cbout 100,000. Jvj i l:-. i'T J.v The "School of , Design, the ' chief one in which women study; Or snen either.-- . ; : - : It ;.h;-.;m Question: "What i !atthr! ;A. swer : "Drinking over 'a New ? York bar.' - :,',,-.: '. 1 s, jkw" Five New Yorkers hare wagered $160,150 they witt Telocipede to . Chi- ..- . . . : .... .,..(,:'-T! ' It is said that the tea. most in . fsior cago. among unmarried ladies, is Icau he. A lawful feneo ; in North Carolina must ho "horse high, bull strong and pig An effort is again being made to-open the B oston Public Library on Sunday. Montreal has over two millions of dol lars in United States sUveroia:f ' ,:'!f, Gladstone's daughter is soon ' to : Ke Mrs. Parker. ' U -! The mud of Paris U soldjbr $120,000 a year,.-;. '.:.: -rJ vt'j.ni .-lT; ' Austria ' is fortifying lU, bel frontier of Hungary. Tf . A single artesian well inppMevall t water used at Fond-du-Lac, , Wj- ). " The election for members cf the.r Corps Legislatif commences May 20th.