LOIVSEMIUSTLER
He! Do the Housccteaning h an
Hour by the Clock.
THAT'S HIS RASH PROMISE.
Nut Makme Geod la AmUmt Thosa.
Atthsjg H Will Not Admit It In
Spit Divers Vtitl.wt, Such
Carp Tack and Tricky Stes-lad,,
8r m. quad.
ICopjrrUrM. CM, hit Aawctat LMenr?
VAT 1 1 EX the rest f th world
lit I Cm' tl.SiS last Spring.
yy Mm. Bower decided ta M
tbe Job wait uuUI early fail
Th other day she also devblvd that
tbe propitious mouicut bad arrived,
a n J a Mr. Bowacr sat reading aud
uioklug kbc asked:
"Would you u.lud If e bad break
fast half an biHir earlier than usual?"
"I guess ii. But why?" he queried.
"Well, I ttionght Id begin house, j
cleaning lotum-row. I t gtst two mom-
co a ii J a ma a couitng lu help me, and
1 want to get an early start."
T women ami a mau. -bT" nuwil
Mr. Boms,- aa he la 1,1 domn bta paper
Tm-a smiM-n ami a man. aud It will
take you a mouth T
"tHt. no; I hope to get through In
tbree days."
' "lu nib. words. Mm Bows, this
h.Hese la tit he naM fnmi vllar to fir
ret f.r the next three days ta onl
that a man ami run momeu may kwf
around ail iia iw toil (.t a day pl.s
for It: That your nay exactly. I
don't bell.tr there auhvr woman
like you ou thl"
"Uatvu't I got to clean bouse?" aba
eked
Will Da tKa Job Himaaif.
' "Yes. things bate gt to be tumbled
over ooi-e a year. I supisxse, but l.dou't
propose tu le uet for three or four
day uor pny out I.Vt In cash. What
botisccU-ainug Ik wanted arouod bent
can be doue in one hour by tbe cluck,
ana i ui tiu 4'rsun to d It I wuut
clercJne to ork o!T about tbree pouuUa
or auperduoiia Ot-Nb. I'll rbanse wj
ClotUMi ami be ready III litre luluute.
"liut you can't cU-au bonder pleaded
IEoaer a abe barred bii way up
Uilra. -Just let it go. I've thought of
auotber plau. I'll do It. uu room at a
Uwe. and all by myself"
"Wbat'a tbe matter tbut I can't clean
bouse? You match my smoke aud aee.
We Run 'I bate auy ptittwiuK arouud
about IL There's no use for you tu
a pnd a week over what I can do Id an
bour. I ll t.tka tbe parlor ttrt and you
ueedn t worry
Mm. Bowaer dropped Into a chair with
groan, aud Mr. Bowwr jiiuiM-d Into
an old suit and was downstaira wlih
tbe Rtepluuder In ten niintiten. Tbe
family cat came up from tbe kit. tun
oil aaw blm lu bla ahirt ileeven and a
grlin lonk on hLs fare, and ahe quietly
lipped Utidnr I be Iouiicp to be In a Mfe
place when (lie apllulera lieyan to By
A mau and two women, eh? Tbree
days aud S.V) expense to clean a bouse
Kindly keep truck of niy motion. "
Mr. Bowser Retraats.
Aud m if b tire twLts and a yank Mr.
Bowser bad tbe furniture out of the
parlor Into tbe sitting room The
canter chirruped and tbe dust flew,
and Mrs. Bowser dodgpd tbe dancing
rhnir aud nmde ber way upstair
J here were pictures and wall orna
tnetita lo come down. It would have
taken Mrs. Bowser half a d.ty to re
move them, hut the time consumed by
Ur. Buwser was a little short of twelve
minutes Thnt was a mi v I tin of eleven
bour and forty-ebrbt minutes to beifJn
with In tnklns the pictures down be
irrubned them by the corners nnd pave
a flirt and a twist and snapped wires
or hooks and started the molding from
the wall, but he wns working against
Mine. As the Istst picture came down
the comer struck and knocked the nose
off a mnrhle htit of Phakespejire, and
Sirs Bowser c;illwt luwn to know
What had liarperiil
-Nothlnir-riotliiin.' "tiill." replied Mr
Bowser as be plckeJ up the nose and
flung It out of tbe window. "You Just
keep quiet and I'll show you bow to do
this bousecleiniltiR I don't Ihink we'll
bnve to put breiikfum ahead of tbe
usual time"
Id carrying the ornaments Into the
MvttiK room be struck a rase against
a chair and shivered It, but tbe shiver
didn't reach Mrs Bowser, aud be bad
nothing to complnln of.
The cat purred and grinned as she
looked out from her Inlr. Things were
yetting Interesting. They got more In
teresting as Mr. Bowser, loaded op
with ruga, come atagkering in to trip
over bla own feet and come down on
bla kuees aud roll over ou tbe broad
of his buck.
"1-1 thought you bad gouu through
to tile of Hurl" suld Urn Bowser as abe
cume hurrying downstairs.
' "And suppose I bad!" be demanded
a be struggled up. "I'm bossing tbls
Job and If I want to break through tbe
Moor tbat'i my business. You see
what I've accomplished, don't you? lo
twenty-two mluutea 1 bare done more
aou.teclcanlng than you and your crowd
gyultl Lay accomplished la tbxee dava.
VN lim (Ml it. btNHt I IM1IV4 (
ruruilura, tbe an-t tkiug a onier wa
lo Uke up tlw -ail tsMtw folk
ite tiui by rtliis out tlw tmk.
Iut (bene la another , and Mr
HotnN-r caught at ''. lUtiuf
got a cormt !w.-uaI. he neiu-U the
Urlec wttb botb bauds aud benred
and tucevd. and thre was a rip, rt
rtiv. all along tbe ti't.arl AH be
kad tv iK aa to walk around the
rwm and beate away. !saie tuea
would hate foUbnl tbe cartvt otee aud
rvlleit It up when It wa free from the
Dvwr. but Mr. Ikwer UMuX N. be
drew It along like a tutst.uk. A a
ort of grand wtttlup and to rtnluce
the h. ltM f tbe pik he f!l ou It. Two
)e:ix anl a h""P folkweit. and the
n hi mli JutuiH.I tbe cat frvwu un.l.T tbe
kni ti.v ami I'rouicht Mrv Itowwr Jo o
taint n wlni He h.i.ln't imsint to
yeil wbt Q le r U f.xil of tite ttcks and
ImagiiH'd fr a minute tltat be b.iJ
kicked over a ImuiMcl'eea" nU but
he ma taken by nurle However.
)lr Itomx-r fotithl buu ou hi fert
aud tni;')iic t piv-: a caltu aud
earWeM dcti;iu'r
"It must bate Uvt cats flghtltig In
the tdick yard." lie .iil "I aew you've
i4 the carlo t up Tbe licit thing la
to duv t te ivl It.g I'll got you a
fortlller diMt-C"
Up and Don el HiMiMclajnmg.
W'bou sbe lutl h imled him the duster
utid iKs.il xsml Air lU.n- r advaotvd
ud kk ktsl tu.il Iwup of carj't alvut
forty tliueo a hnrtl na he could swing
hoi hifs. A hutittrvU tuck b id JabUni
Into blm aaj !e(t martiug mouml, but
he felt easier after the kicking All
that . ncnlitl ihw to biitxb up was
to use the diiMcr. tie carriiM the alep-
SaiKler over to a corner au.l mounted
It and leg:ia work, aud a a he worked.
be cfaiM-kled Mr ISowaer had flureil
oa Maiidlng the house on its bend for
two or tbree weeks, hut he had got the
best of her I'ireakfast ami dinner
mould be served at tbe usual boura.
and be wouldut bite lo climb over
-crul broom, mop stlek ami wlla of
mater to get lu or out of the bouse.
He wa using t!e duster about a a
;l-rw uses a crom twr aud llaiterlng
himself that the house would soon go
in rack without him when some move
oii'tit cnUMed the root of the bidder to
;lp .Mr. ISowmt let fall the duater
tint gratdied soinethluj, but It was too
ute He felt himself going, and he
tet'od "Murderr lie heard the cut
loitering in oer (lie bare Ur, aud be
heard Mr IWwmer on tbe atitlrs. and
llieu be biudeil soiuemhere and saw
star dancing liefore him and the sound
of many mhcela going around wa In
hi ear He wasn't dead, lie hadn't
even broken a leg tie opened hi
eye to bud hi head and ahoulder up
on tbe floor and hi feet aluutlng up
u the haystack of a carpet. Aa be
y Mm for a imuuei t be beard tbe
cook asking In an amis) voice:
"la be dead at lul?
Aud Mr Bowser' voice was also
I'lalu a she answered
I don't think m I think he turned
oter lkt ou bis Imck. Keep tbe cat
smay while I fan him "
He Knows Who Did It.
Then Mr liowser bt sight of star
uu I suns ami iwwuit, ami sound of
wheel died awa.v. and lie returiasl to
-onset. ii.iii! He tik One h'g tlowo
it a lime ami then slonly and with
necottiiug dignity t.sl ni and leaned
igiiinM the mail The cook mitlidrew
nd the cm walked away, aud Mm
ilotrser m is bft r.ice lo face with
whatever might come It waa uot long
inning
"I see. I understand m-hlspered Mr.
Howser. us be iHklded bis head,
on -yun had a fall
"Ye: attcmpti-d assassination. Who
nc:ikcd dwu here and kicked Hint
stepladdor frmn undi-r me? Who I
say. who? mh? mhor and. pointing
the ais'iislng linger of Justice at Mm
Bowser, he slowly and laboriously
ellmtied his may uptalrs and left her
mllh her conscience.
A TRAIN
HOLDUP
Py KY1AND PIU.
( lass dirt aad the Cm)
aptmr.
Tbctt
do factak
use u iuv micry tbaa
A groMi a to uu f le u"t !
of bunk'ua.
Yoa rvbahly gi cuouh p-od ad
, but yo tau t lite 'U It
No Occasion For Delay,
ratleiice They say a girl can lesrn
to swim miicb quicker If she has a
unman liistrm tor than If she baa a
man
Patrice Well. I don't blame her.
t'oiifcers Statesman
Tha Poef Aula.
ThoiiKh slim tny purno.
Somehow it (tlmlit
Mv heart to read
Tlx auto ails
-Birmingham Asr-llrrsM
I
I rnl thrm er
Hlep strnla o'rr m.
And all nlt-ht lung
I drive one free.
-Boston Transcript
I scorch alin
And pay no toll
And never hit
A post or pole.
-Hochetr N t Pont-Expre.
And. sleeplns. I
Till thought embrace:
There ts no mortgage
On my plara!
-I? Angeles Evprees.
And of the gotni
Re It sail)
There- nothing softer
Than a bed.
-ft Post-Dtspatch.
Sporting Term.
A heavy plunger.-l'blladelpbln Bee-
ord.
Another Meanert Man,
Burton Mean tnun, Isn't he?
Koljlnsnti-Mean? He's cupnble of
nlng into u burlier shop for n shave
aud then gifttlng his hair cut Just to
keep other people waiting -Boston
Olohe.
Whea I mas boy 1 lived tornide a
ratlruad Tbere wa a bridge acroas
the river near wb.T I Uved, and I
vnt a great vl-i of ay tliu o thla
tsridge holding a Bbpoe ever tbe wa
tor Hrt bed myself ou an abutment
where 1 mould n4 be luterferysi mlth
by train, and wbea auy of the eugl
tieera I knew rauie atoug I would
mate my band to hint, getting a mod
la rely.
Tbere mas a time, whea I waa about
sUtivn year od. that a train went
ovvr the brfclge carrymg an expreea
car. The ruglmvr ma Jamb Mi-ur
dy. the friend I had aukuig tbe
brotb.M-boo.1 Wbca I wa a little kid
plating about anioag the smltcbee
here the men were making up train
be had Jumped from hut cab and
yanked me out of the way of a car
I HiH ma being Iwukrd right on to luc
A I grew older I apprvctattsj what be
bid done f'r me aud kited bliu ac
er!iiigly. And he IomI me the more
t-ause be bad done It.
lu July and August I wa uualh
flstiB,' on tbe brklge nearly aK d.i
One moniuig when Joh Mct'iirdy
train ma coming beard a shot aud
siw his train siomlug UIL But If
I'uhit come lo a full stop till tbe engine
atnl forward can bid got ou lo tbe
brMite. saw the head of p.srugers
thnist out of tbe m lndowa of the coach
e and other evldi'Un of rvltcmcul
mhk b couvlmsl uie that omethlug
Sertoli had b.ips-Ued
The shot I bad hoard, toct'tmsf with
the f.ui that I kuew the train nlwavs
carried an cipreas car. auggestisl o
me that the train bad leen held ut
by roblier. IUyllke, I ma ciirU'U to
see hat was going on. Iswlde lelng
sollcltiiu about my friend the tu
gljieer. tVk, Instead of kflng out of
the way, 1 weut a fast a I could g
over lie .and stringer tomard the
train. I waa not likely to be Uot,-,sl
coming from the bridge; but. fccllug
sure that my Inference that rollar
mere at work wa correct, a I beared
the hissing engine I dropiwd down ou
to some supivrt Mow aud made my
way along them.
I waa now over the hank, which
sloped from tbe abutment lo the river.
I i-ouldnt e what was going on la or
about the train, but one thing I saw
tluit act me to thinking Tbe locomo
tive and one car-elther the luggage
or express-were on the bridge, and 1
could look up from under Ibcm. lu
those data the old fashioned coup'lug
bad not coruiuviely tuxned out of use.
aud Ihe tur of this train mere lluked
together with a pin.
man wa bauiuierlng mlth hi flsi
at the renr d.r of the car ue me.
but suddenly tum-1 and rm domn Ihe
step ami (Us n ear.-il fr.nu my view
I was uwf lw in iIMuIng that be bud
gone for sotuetlilng with mhleb to
break In the door, an as or a lie. There
right over my bend ma tuu link that
held Hie car to the nt of Ihe train
h inging loose. A plan of action Baii
ed through my brain, t'nl. Iilng a
stringer. I pulled myself up to where
I could reach the pin and pulled It out
Then, lowering myself, I made my
may with a boy agility to the cab of
the Im-omoiive and. climbing the step,
found myself tu It, atone, opening
the valve, I b-t on steam, slowly ut
first, hut rapidly Increasing tbe power
III! 1 na mil uinler may.
I ets-ts to die for my act. for the
robbers could Jump on to the rear plat
form of the car, come forward, nnd I
was defenseless. The reason they
didn't do this mas flint they bad leen
told off for different puroe. Two
were going through tbe Mrs robbing
the .as.engers, one wa guarding tbe
ciii;liieer, m bo bad leen taken from hi
' cub, and the fourth man was hunting
' for a tie with n lilt h o batter down tbe
door of the express car. He did not
we Hint the car mas moving tlil It bud
gone loo far to tie rem bed, walkiug as
be mould hare had to do on lies, which
I n slow process.
I crossed the bridge with tny engine
and one car and was well on tbe other
side when, heiirliig a sound behind me,
I turned and saw the express agent
coming over the coal In the lender
He bad taken In Ihe fact that lib) car
had been hauled away and when be
saw me nt the throttle Informed me
that In siime mysterious may I bad
saved the treasure fur which be wa
tesponsllile. ns well possibly n bis
life. Without a word he threw bla
arms nlmiit me and hugged and kissed
me till I thought he mould smother me.
Then he tired a few short questions
at tne, to which I H red back aa abort
replies, and the story wa told.
We had no fear of being followed
nrros the bridge, so. pulling up at a
station not far beyond the river, we
telegraphed for Information. The new
came that the rnhlM-rs hud mounted
a.
nurses lino guilopeu away. It Waa
some time, however. In-fore we re
eel vert an order to back acrrma and,
when we did. found that no Uvea bad
ls n ot. though ttie robbers had got
considerable plunder from the passen
gers. Jack McCurdy set an example by
hugging mo, nui pretty much every
otm present followed If. was sent for
liy 1li president of the rond nud asked
what I wanted as a reward for my
feat. I said I wanted preferment for
Jack McCurdy. The president suilled
at this mid an Id, "I think I con take
enrp of liolli of yu."
And he did. Jack Iwciimo a division
siipcrliiteinlent. nnd a quarter of a cen
tury Inter I became president of the
rond.
It amurtiiue hai pcua tUat Hie tuap
Who BMlUtea docau I get l't
Busy anea are usual !y o ha IT that
they have no Bute to rvalue lu
A Fortunate
Meeting
nl fee Mmadasf Om KaHjr T1ra,
the ataa who a-r works ea-
bya a boiwlay.
No one in oe Ihe armjr worm of
auldlertng oa lb sW
li e the man em a pun b that gva
ratty get blw a ttll,
A Krjull of
Interf,
There a a fortuue amaillng the mau
who cma lavetit a tuil pio( king.
Aa tmat-o of get up and get t U-tteC
than a pound of -tun tired fcWIng "
Vblue t it em a r onl. for mhi h
reason It bn t liectarv to adt ertlse M.
Tbetr Uaea are cm t In pk avmt pht.v
-the px,W who flh fisr tviopiluieiit.
If om ta young eu.Migh It is easy t)
find sotue ov.sou for a ct'tcbrotlou.
The MStt4e mho uoer male tul-dakc
must lead a Uilghty Ukii".oi,ou etisl
etti-e.
Tbe lougent may riuot Is tbe short
rt wajr home, wiku Initio la rvu
gested.
Uva aa long a ton tn-v. th tirt
tmeuty team are Hie longest ul of
your life.
I Very thing ha Its dram back.
Ihe bachelor hasu't auy m Ue to bUiue
WlUJi ou.
iteef o go still hlglier. and the
reason given at t.'iere iu l auy. tw
why morry?
The young mau v. h ha b.s-n JUt.sJ
think that all the trouble lu the wot id
Wear petticoat.
A new worlds altitude t.nion tec
ord Is .rt.Stii feet. iut uuu u;t t limb
higher thau he ukw.
Beef pttee are going lo l tuswlisj
up again, the packer say. and lUe
packer know.
Mane a timid mau give another
credit for bla own Ides Uvauoe be
bui't surv of their merit.
There are wane s.ple who think the
music never amounts to mu u uuies
they ptay the flrt fiddle.
The I-ondi.n audleni-e that bootisl nt
fuiarbit mitolc will i..u!.ti,- , nt, r the
pies that Ihe orchestra boot.sl Crab
rim women are . mu. h Interested
In fusblou plates that they moull like
to have their meals served on tbew.
Wnat the chlklrwi would no iJ.mf.t
like Mr. liis kefelier lo tell them I bo
how lo save nmney. bin how to make n.
I.lfe ts very mix h like a cheap res-
tan rant Usaiwe the Verv ihiiurs tun
really waul do uut almw up uu tbe Mil
f fare.
I'erft!i tb'me surTrugetteS wouldu t
have trlisj to loom up Bobby Buru'
cottat e If be hit 1 written It. "A Kil'a a
man or u' Hi.il"
A high school professor, drawn on a
Jury, was late In court, and the Judgn
made blm stay lu durlug rcct-a. That
must tickle his pupil.
Brave In Company.
Wife (after cullers have gnnei-flow
dare you scold me before company?
Iiub-Well, you know, niv dear I
don't dare to do II when we are b
ourselves. Boston Tramu rlnt
Children of th Rich.
"Son. I'm surprised to llnd you play
Ing lu Hie tijiul."
"But this mud has been thoroughly
sterlllsi-d. dud."
"Oh. well, go nhcsd with your fun "
Kansas City Jorimal.
Absolut Rest
I'ntlence-Women employees of the
government printing efflces art to
have rest rcsitn. 4
I'utrleeYon mean rooms where oo
talking Is allowed?-Yonkers Btatas
ma a.
Mlas t'ommlssloiier luivbi' triumph
over tbe rels-llloiis prisoners on Black
well's Island Is militancy of a high or
der properly dircvl.sl.
If the fisd who didn't know It wns
loaded could mily bit Ihe mau who
rocks the boat, few mould object lo his
possession of fln-armi.
Now tbe m.m wh t has recovensl
from his vacation eyes with pitying
contempt the man who Is In the throe
of preparing for n racutlon.
Parts baa Just upbtwl a cctisu ef
her trees, possi. ly the ccih.i was
ordered In conn,. Hon with a tiatlmial
sean-b for new i ibini-t inaterlnl.
What foniiiJai oiis for Hie nh slorl.
of a grmt nation lie In the i,tm,im,iu
spawu distributed lu the lls.nl v.r
jusi iHisstHl ly the bureau of fisheries!
Advisable as It mar be to cnltlvni.
tbe "smile that won t come ufr," there
is far greater need for a similar cheer
fill dlsismltlon ou the part of pants
ouiions.
If Oreeee limkes as good a thins- nut
of tbe battleship as We did of (lie
Louisiana purcha:e at about the saniu
price, her undent glories will soon be
restored.
a t un-ago mini committed snlcldn
because his wife nilgged him for fail.
lug away a quarter getting bis hulr
''lit. It IS Sltrnrlslllir to lenrn II, .,1 k..
had any hair.
Tint battleship MImhIuhIiiiiI. mirchas.sl
by fi recce, has been nilirlstetiisl till!
Kllkls. If she bud Is-en soliLdo Kussln
the vessel might now lie rejoicing mi
ller a six syllable name.
Mis Margaret Wilson's formulo for
dispelling Uu. .t H-h ,, ,hH.rfiil
smile" H fa,. di,Mi,y, u,lt lt tM
doubtful If . ,,, eipH-rf,,! wn.
will restore Hie Kturcb to llio wilted
collar.
Pluto's Pst
Cerberus was barking at the ear.
hades.
"He's all right." Pluto
"But I do ho they won't tai me for
tbree dogs this Jrcnr."
Kvcn he had his troubles.-Mli-n,..
see Kree Press,
"lucres s new by coming
1 1 1 : f a d.Htea toungmters ran to the
IsitecoWu-rwef Mr rsufrd's boarding
ti.s-4 to ee the Im'W puplk He Jump
rd out of (lie carnage, sad mheo a
tud dolw eo stk stuck Mil I, stsrtug
St one of tbe Is') mho bad Couie to
U k W:u oter. all the others lartug si
aitu.
-Why. he Bob Art berr waa the et
rlamatkn of svtersl of the eelf Coo
tlluled rtsej'tlou i-twmlltisK
"Are )ou Bb Archerr' ahed the
uemis'iiHr of th boy mho was gmplng
at biiu.
-Ye.
Ttten you're my twin brother
"Bet'k.Mi )ou're tight
Mr. and Mm Kdrd Archer sight
year Is fere thla meeting bsd T
rslot, bating made sa srrangemeul
Ihl the father should have one of
their tln Uitm, gs four, and the
niot'o-r should bate tbe other Thorn
a hid gone mlth hi father. Ilotwrt
mlth hi motlu-r. front tbe time of
tbe m-tHtntttou tbrsw w dttUloos vf
ttu. t.tmlljr hd beter met Th.tr sr
ruts, unksona to each other, bsd Sent
tbs-tn to Hw asm school
1. i a.s (toit a Ins bat for escb
ot lot l ak-x-untrl f.Mf pbjrslok.gl.wlly
Tom sod Bob Archer from H tlm
tlx t met St the tianford whtwl Wr
tlisepoM hie.
, "l-oh,'" ald T m one day, "da yon
rvnieuds-r f.itiwi
',N.t. m )oii I'etm-hitvr BHilber?"
"Just lltlic '
Vh.i t'o tui oiH;i-e mas the nsl
er Is tttien Hi. a "
- iKtii t kti.'-t I tl.ait t'llii, f i litre-
Sn4 li-.l'is I te A ligl.t .- if l
do till) It s lUi.td' li.it -I oil I lie I id
"No, I don't I tl t, lti..ll
I U!e li'lf i' 'l l-i t ii , ,ik tl i
pioi e me n't
"What rn tie d-T
"1 11 mrlle ftlber Hi t I'm i-Int I.
Is-lnl my tar.H-'li t.lth t'-tl iiit-
where. an. yen twite moHu-r j oi r
going to i;rn. oi.iii mlth me"
It would kn-sk molts r out ttsj to
bate me mlth her "
llnuildi! I d -n'l think It would Irott
bte father mu ii to strt wtb me,
but It might faciei dou't show what
they feel so much a mot hem
"Wh. re can w go for our seatbHr
"U-t ri to a farm."
Tb uihot f this conspiracy
(hat th, boy wrote to I heir reaptsrllve
home that they would ted be svpsrsl
ed and were going to spet.d their sum
mer vsrstlon together on s fsrm. This
struck rai-h parent with ropsternstkin.
Mm Archer wrote ber buststnd lo
ku.i if he bad any oti)-tkn to her
;vidlng July and Augut with the
bo Mr Archer replied that be had
Ti.-n each ly m Informed by the
part- t mlth wbout be lived that lie
must come home; If h rematnml swy
no rviulitnn. would t eut blm. The
boys, mho had come lo their rtilutbB
to stay together some time before Ui
ell 1 ef t'tr ter-.u, b uted Up the Utoa
ey set; i thf-iu frvtu huuw for lmt!iig.
and eiicb hail enough to pay a wiwk
t.ard fs eight m.ek. fo they wrote
that I hey io;!, get ny wltb..'j remit-
llllees
Ti.i-re ...is n firn a few miles from
the s. ho.il t(i!, Kiev hail ofteu Visited,
an I there lhe In uie srrangemebts to
p-n 11 a sis-i, n. h fur l.wrd snd do
12 t .rk a .sj-k. m l.k h rnnsuted prtn
cii itv of i ULlti- in, leaving sh.nl
th e t-.et t I ,!. firm, and since ths
Wi fk as a leoe'lt (o I hem thry quit
elijou d It
Sirs Arlu-r l ie' .red her nn'S sb
sen. ns long ns i!,le, then Knr
mav i n il.-.ire nee l.th her rhll
dren I .gi tlie 'llllng her purse wllh
menet and h.-i oilt m.e mlth gissl
thing, for lliem she Sent to see the in
I'uttii. t an arm n round etn h of Iheiu.
fhe i, ts-t i, g tat h rould not
natc ts.ih of them mlth her always
ssne rem, it.. . i ltd ii.ii two days,
when, fearli.g that her husband might
hear of her presume there, abs laid
the Is.) goodby. Iiitelidlng to go home.
Hhe wa eml.nu Ing s,th at once. Wan
strmiming (..wn her cheeks, when th
ibs.r opened and there stood her hii
Da lei
k ...
now. .tir. A her in hi-r troubles
Willi tier husband had yielded to Irrt
tnllon and when he said disagreeable
iniiigs to her had htirlisl (hem back In
kind. Hhe had never resorted to wo-
mans Imii.p curd, learn Her husband.
eeiug ner cmnrncing their Isiya, w.s-p
Ing. Iiegnn to weep himself. Tears,
like laughter, are contagious, and. stw
Ing (heir parent weeping, tho boy
folio wisl suit. The father approached
hi son p, embrnr-e them, shedding a
few tear over Boh, whom he bad but
seen Tor yearn, and thus got mixed up
with Tom and the wife and mother,
rtiefr arm were' around each other
promiscuously.
"Belle." said Mr. Archer. .1hpM, for
bare t l(.d ,lf , VVe efln.
Htiue the sll.mtloi, without II, ,.rtfl.
ing to them. In separating from each
other we separate tiurselvc from t,e,n
ir you II cm ie h.iine Blld M u
with you you'll t welcome.''
i" it. mother." pleaded both ths
If killing time tr s capital effeaae
ksi of folk would s bauawst
life k a grlMttsttiiie Out I aaartssas
either our mit t our noare.
ing .iT7l7ir"
...!.. .. "'S tk
' la r
tod IlltoU.
at O-.
tU k... . SM k
b.ui. 1.. I . . . . I SS .
" " ( it-r . a
i:trrit..ia that wbkk e leara
a bra ft Is too late to be of
s llv.
t..
.'II
h-
''I raw..
rVtM (sN'toe iMira llwir b1,g, Is.
bind lUetu. ami other nrvpos-f lwi
It la ptSMlhle (a svoU leiiiHl,.n ,T
(feuding trin t'y to one's om a IuIimm
oeltiiii, i.i.
.,....
' " "". g . uri, " ' Sja
etl Si d .lfil. ,, th..
mv ti,u ,,,, j-aa.
it, , -"ssji.
- '"neat as-
" .
II mskrs a mM f'sM rhessp a In,
csughl kwkllig si bU uuu I toslogrsph
Mtny a siinitsl fuiii tree, if in
truth mere kboma. U menly a rr.s-j r
Blind f ilth I a Is-nuUfol Hdng, but
S-sUK-tlUrtsl It kbollld tiutt an tui
"'"'In Ik.
I.fW IL'M
-
I Oslur A
The rnlllrl.lilloo. like burnt g-aH
th'i'gs, I U no boiry sboi baiog
up
It ta UHskery o ,it "i.. w.ry
to a tunu a bo has thing a worry
him.
It's an etey matter to take a day off.
but It Isn't cu-ry in m mhu tao put II
Imck
A oian mlg'il sc,Hnp!jb a great dl
a lib Ihe Hi. e bo ! k-klng s I he
tl.sk
s.
Tbe stote In bWb IMira our old
Iota letters U Ik tvmt..r of uut
youth,-
Afier s toaa ht lurm-d dots I mo
or three oppurNuitlv. tb.y ltrto to
dodg h s
e"ll;!it..r
ermu r..f ,i
lenient i
ot' er m.-tit.
e.1 to p!.
ts-'ju. alti
f I to l.
Ih! .in . .;
I !,,
hi! i ...
i-r- ; i I
K"t .1- .. . .
"b u - .. u .
i.pi ii,,,
t ,.-
All
r 9.1 , , j
-o.;-j,.;t4 ,.,
kii.l j
fi hi m ;: -. i
'f in ;. I ,
) ..! ..i.l ,..
IV"-r., !,,. ,
hi, . . i ml;
I I t I l.. . ut I MaWa,,
youn !; .,l!lH fc
' I 1! aJI
' ...clZ"
1 rM J 1
'"irq sulfas.
i ! Jlrt it., .
M Ch t J.
Wma s ma twk 'lghti..ci. of
bl'iM-ff be f.-: th be reutU-ftug s
mtuuriiy rrsMt
When s mn stt that he is eurry
thnt h Is losrf ,0; U ran IliiSS'ue
Mbal hi all .mi. ty
According lt Its s'W-ol.t. nearly
ertUsty 1, g.i.g nor Ami le allea
lets srt li..Mliig ti mat
tmm
tryaj M gj
I t II tr Q 9
I i- ll. is IW U. a.
No mhr nix
b )-bt i
e ,- 1
"l. I.
iiii..l ,a flnaiH-UI
i ,: lie WoiliSO WbO
I h. I I .( lltrs k
. I )'o doiitde Ufa Is
. - t.s ta tbe pvui
. . . It
rtifiirty weary
st el r-llt u ais
' " .... Jm ,h . ...i
t 1d . i la
- -I I-. I t alently
' . to (.it f.-r tut
...
etsl. iee t
b.e 11.
M int ,i tm -t . p. ,, , ,rt. n ta work
fired will. ,.!,v ,.,i,.n fhrn be
smldt..i n j.. ,,. am I( Brl
Nolasly ff.iiu.ll.d to the ball of f.i...
for four ytstr. Till m lo affoM a
,i - -
. w i.T-Hi, ii..nt an siwk al
once.
The arMH-ntmlietnl Nw York tadr
bo left brf thil l on a Car la e.1111
blverlng ILh frlgt. tmgbt bare
wsj-n ri.ioj
Cages for wild animal bavo heit
ooii.iici st the I j.ihIou too, VMioc
SCCustoniMl to smdnf nM UilllUhtS s
Isrge mulfi-t no sis rut.
Beef and diamond seat e.a... nn
Hut sillomoblles are rs.inlii l..rn
ror sn.e ss,,,i. nr. , ei.inm, ,a
t one joy ride sfi.-r sm.tbr.
The dictators who hsve miu. from
Ihl country ,( t:ur.,,. a.Kdd uisks sn
Interesting and perhaps Intlueiitml
romniuiiliy f Ho y mrre to colonlte.
And Juat a fish I N.iiii( suiffistinl
lo rclm-e tt high CM of llelae in.
di.c,sn,re f ,m hniu,,,, rtJ,,
uie consumer from pleasant dreams
fcvrn the most prepu-terous thing
sometimes cm., true a f,cng bath-
.-, -i..e riotiH were stolen at Ihe
oeacn actually ttenl home in a bsrnd.
The stalemciit old lr tbiler until
thnt nil of ii nr.. more or less tuber
'Harty aff.s t,, v III pt .. .
h-sUi. limn H, statement of tho
siicnisi ii,t none of us Is twrfortl
sane.
. . . . - Buvsia! a
II a I ts- i ,, ... .
L"1 ' )r a, kia ha
rite n r.e.,..i....Ml,'
" ' 1 ;t:-'. ' 'isiMt.ktniJ,!
rrty c.,o: t,....,.j (, te
..! ! b..e rasrrH toll
Ik- t... ..... . -
' ""i roe t
I is n to l.i ii. !,(..,
i'"si ., i..,.., !.., tr!kjbaj
krr;. b. r ..c t b k riS .
S!lib.r ,"'
1p iiuni ,
Ut . II l. i
lulll a r
T.t rt..!,. .i llMi.lLi
' ': Uw sUif b
i C - ImoaHhaMt aw
Hm A ., m... ..j (,1 Mlt u sjaatiaa !
"' hi ut.-i. Msg as)) j
wi aeiung i. i uf tu luifi rat
s.str(el ( ha fr oi lit llrBjsi
ssi-ipg iu-r He a Maa fay
but mb.-n Ih- rl4(trd t sa Sj
young l.i mite natttwaka a? a
mn mi ii, i ii i.vu-r ihs Masai fe
n tutu, r.rsia4igisaj
l.eii be .i .f i siu iw aa a
nil
Mt-dtim !.l e tl.e la If, I Ik asSjrtf
Se. a!,,..) . i I aki BB
hs I H UM u-4 keep MfAa
Ing oM.f. t.tti tiia-r was sat Mk
lu the mat I-.. I kii M Ikesjkt'
In iu u.u, .' A autsf toj
bet tlkrly lo be alUM Ul ISt
nil of forty lie prtfrN t tm
girl
Tbe matter Mea Drir 1st
Off Six) bU sire cstSSMysja
In Ihe itiiie r t!i sMtfcnfa
year okl, 11.. ii he IMIMtstj
r-oilh AM a Hut be bd tosatk
lert-ai.-d in diamond atlataf ttsnal j
Wa glum Ing rk h. It to Oa far j
that bo w tired ef sosssV
Slel on I!m tl..y he ma fistl tsa1
turn I" b. r and Mtle dees.
I'is-IIii,' f.-;-i;IW for do SjaTS
rondUlol. i tHli.g brt sera lass e
persons, tw-ttid I he ptssart f
real nuptial sua aJs-lbsl, aj j
niiiHhlng iidtlil r-cur tB BSf s ;
suit. Ttie lady shs had waited last
ly years f. r a butBd M is
Hug s rl!!e aiak-us, I sw sail j
toilld o elt.s.iirnie iter. bt Ihf SSBf ,
to bate s prrwiiiuwul that fatal '
had Us-u hoping for fNjsslswf ,
rKll.-d ' j
Thiw iiioiitln Is-ftsw isttiasats'
Uut Mum of lief bwdsos
got hi-cclf Into sin k a ttsff
Hint I found mv erum tiMsj
prn.rty, I t- -I hef ibal aas
b-t throw .-rr her ilsleir7
K leai Id bate s had failure. Taj""'
............ . in. in mint I ha
tuoiorr rii.-i ,
(s t,d It fflghlcned hef. "
roulrol of In-rtftf. The rsM",
hystcrl. l romtiilon. W.
my hyiMNleuiili- Ui).stloB ihswW j
effi-tite .aaaa
Within s m.vk fr.Mn. S
forty she had Ihslhis mJZf
and. tft Is-mg """-I
Hie youth d,-tr)ltig Tg, ,
,er St stem, she Ii l
iid h TL,
In-.
A critic in ii,,, .,,rMn ... 9 , .
tnng wiya that Ami.rl.-aii men are mere
money gral.N-rs" That e.i.lHl... ..r
ny lliey re so ei.ll.,..l..il.
t In KuroH.n tourist
it'll tor.
Iniire Hiiiii slie
... . ..iA..t..al,illClSL
ionium ,1 i M,
.I,rlr..l. d far Is'illW
In till
nmiher placed
Chsnoful Rsqulrsmsnts.
"Don't you dancer
"No replied Mis Cayenne. t .,.
to. two wei-ks ago. But I haven't had
time to nsirn uie really fsshlonoble
I ateps."-WuhDgton BUr.
r.i .
mat was the end of th .
'tri-ber fain v Il.,n. r...i .
, i.nier aim
ii-i'i a minr1 .......
selves f,.e .!... . . - ' ""r ""'ro
il,.... .: '. a . ' . vm " m s
hnlh if . "'y ,V"n"1 '",rt frr"
"' But tliiie had .i a
"... nnd lonollniHi ,,ad taught tbe,
nun s riiiilng u the r.soili .r
S'tliied lietm-een th,.m " f
Laoonlo Analysis.
"Perhaps yuu can tell ma wbat'a the
matter with the way I farm," anld the
timriteiir agrlculturbit
Mnsyl" retilled Farmer Corntoaai.1.
Tisi much theorizing and not enough
tuny risiiiji.-wuHiiington Btar,
Dlack and Whit.
That tei ow whom they have been
i''vi-.iigatiiig Is every hit a black OS
to' l-i i:iinl. d."
"liii'ii no wonder be was whitewashed."-
Bntlliuoit Amurlcan.
Nsrnsd.
Who Is that isiwcrful slant who
looks llko a imslcrii Bnmsour asked
tho stranger
Thai Is ivn Ivnl Algernon Cyril
Milk." replied Hie unlive.
And mini is lelleat. slssifled
hailing i-luip with him?" askud tho
strntiger Jk
I mil Is .tm I. MulMvitii Hercules
Htrong.'' repllcil (In- nnilve.-Hlflllford
Chaparral
ThouqMfulness.
"What an. ton doing?" asked the
frl
"Kemtliiu out felli iiailoiis on my ar
proiiehlng iinil-riage," leplbsl IliiroD Fn-
ensn
"I'ViiciiaiioiiM:"
"Vi-s To my credllura H- Waahlnav
Ion Htar.
" .aa
......... .1,. must
1 lieu in u. i,,i . liailegf
til.,. III Hie affair. ,
rlvisl au.lti.-uty. Ml t a&Z
selllliig tlomn jflS '
womiin a ell priswyr "V",
nud slunililcl '" ".'3t
aln.ro she was.
ho asked her where he " a;
tt iiiimn. i""" a
isfiw-
iilfr-, The 'r
situation, pointed o 'WfTjf.
bull and as s"n " " ""-.It
l.s-ked tho il'x't.
itgnlti. i ir W
8 Sis-ret till "'J '" VlhJaHjR-
liouin llfl.lllV ll'lir H'S' '
Bent ner.
ti . i i
i ...i at
l.an WIMIIO 7
. . -us nf
Illl'lltS M'I'
far more 1
case, hut I I'1'
Ikii-t
' . . .. ..ulM I
far more w ..iin- ri j
.fefriKi m - - j
"I lov 111 ti S'-JJJJJ,
The I"'" iu t" r -
Hs Didn't Qa.
"I didn't sue yuu nt church estop.
day." - '
"No; my wife cniisldnra It unfasblon.
able to be auen at church during the
summer months. We're siiitrxiseil to ha
ut of the dly Iheu, you know'-Kan-
lu ths Pfff'f-W
Mrs. Nuwlyrlch-Ml f"i?,
fully Irnlm-d. Lstal,
' Miss Cuslk-Will to" j
kuiru?-i'hiiii'ic'i''''M u ;
Old llswule. lffgg
, A rlvrcii..d l tfia,
But Where's His lUrej""
SleauaUM-ljaJBlsS
I ' M.MlV' .