"e - i I i ft i; '? sv i- THE FOURTH CF JULY SHREWD SAMUIS IS Tllli Ci.MD.V;.l. THAI. OF " "THE STAR SI'ANOLED BANNER" t' U'l.lt,i .if ft . If ,, , , , ' "larall.Mj The C.v.-!,r r . II Cv's Hints For Of- ;'J Tenants. . ... iiw wki rs,ri " ,. . 11 ,. i .. . - . , - i ... .i "I V,,i , r,-. -, . is ; ' r " . f ! I 1 I . "- -A s ' cj y million .swi'cdicii t i- to in;! iur praiM.! of laiul and ocvan, urth hcv Jay otAlays! i . .. i , .i . ..i i i. i . i.'i . 1 . -. i . .I.t! ' . l,i , . I I .' i u. .. ' it,..,. ,1 i:..' I .;i . . ..:.! ! I' l I ll'- ' . : . I! .. I ii I ; ' : iv . ; I i ,'. . , I . . I , '. . i .-. i ... i.i. ". 'I 'l !.' ,, (tl . . I 'l ' ,!! ..HI !l i . . .i-tt.it I.. i .1 i .u-lr , -ii"l I':- ..K...,i;..n ..( tii j.'i'.it.- -'' ! 1 M. I...- !! Ilf-f v , u. ,",!,. ,.i i, ., ii, ;,, t ,i t ,:i ,,! r i!t..!!i..ii. i, , , 1 1-,.,. , ,.f l!i. , i . r. .'i i-i i, v . 1 1 n ii..' I ... : ' .1 l. ' ,1, I V, l l'' " ,1.. jli ll I,.M I l. I ili.'lV H.' 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Hll.'llll', '""'H'l-I' lilii Iruwi'l ll.'.nl III Ulf ''I'1' '"""' "I' ili-ilii-iillnii, ('mi, ,11 Ttili: '"il ulii ciii. :,t itmiIiI, h i-aii 1'Xlnl "- i. ihv,. . . . . '"' -1, 1 r l'"u l hull uuUI i) u- ii a. . ,(. ,i t . i Bar ihI It M .r r..i. . if r. il.. ..... . " 7 ' i i.i, i . i, i,,,. i, H. hi i. M II.. ' I.i .. n. i. - ... ,.,. MU ''iMv lii rirn. I I. III. u l.llM. IU, 'li Mkr I. . Ik "illl I, II. I ill . .M ....! " Dig ruUlnv bat M r.. I, 'l-l I I.....-..I. ... - ........ .IMM!; ,t,;i I .tun t f., '' ! ara: lValili.t l I . I till tl m.kU.K II,. Au.r. II 1 1 , -...IKI.,U lntr 1,1 I ! tiii.l. r tl.nl f.,rm f '" i- l.u..i.-f tlmu umlrr I I...I tlm r.-.ii,t- i rttil i .i iii .i, ,,f IimI..,..,,,!..,,, i il... ... ..f ti)V , Mlj. "' ll. il ,r..n, ., m,, . ill i.-i i,. i, n,r m,, "i.'l lii-l.ixtrjr of ,. i' I'-' .t.rt im.r. limn 1 f'-m.lini Ii, .,ur . HImi ifiii.l-r i,f th.lr lu.Nit iih ! " ri.i, !,. I!,,r.j (f fj'l Touyhl for Am.rica. ll. iii-.-l li.trmiiiig riurK "li.u, n ry ttur (mtIimI In I'... I .rl t.f Silrllng. wbtt Vi.h iI. an li.i.-.inl..ui-t. "i.i) HtllMi Hvr bo tii. fl. mi nnny, ni,,l bu l:. , f. ii.. ii... tin ftl.inl i.f li.ru VU Hi- li. 1, ll,,. rui.W .if uiajnr ll tin- Alll..'. nil HrtliV I ..r.l i i j - i ! Il.i. Kr.-nl.-r rt nf Ula Viii. il :i, iiiairlct In Nw 'I. .'i.i lll In XUrnUf. S. V.. Jlt K.IUd a Pr.t.daM. " ' ' ",.-ii.. f ih.. Wa.liliiglun ' "'! "'' im'l..i.l a,tui waa 1 I I""'" ll win. a nry hot I t. , i. i.l Tnyli.r, h.i a rv v, . n..s i, lrl(t uf f r iIm. l.,.iir On hU n-luru In i,il.. ..ii-,. ,. ilrm.k fr.-ljr f ili-r ii. . . .1 in 11 ai i,, o ,,r. . ' . Ii. trl.-. Sh.inlj- fl.-r I I ,n tak.-ii 111 m,, ,.-a July 0. ! M-W-HH-H-HH what iNornrsDENCE day did rort ENCLASO. Imm,l,lly, tht Fourth f J .1. 'I no i l, oliltrytd cai. In at H e oloiil en of tht Dae l.tiil.fin of lndpniJnc Co knit, illy, h ceitliKl on hat a ,'-!-t lyji'll.c in,.o and tnt .On. I. the Amaricani ouyht to V now it.o'0 about than Ihay do. Ii i- .Mi not only our on in. iU.n.lrrnc, but tho triumph of i. tf.jt l. ptoplt ovor tht con anil tho raliyation gl tht l'",j to h,a ttuo plact In tht rnjjhtn a.atam of govornmtnt D, th F.nyl.ih nilim of gov- tnminl wo moan not tnl tht rttm n England, but Iht tyt Itm olilammg in Iht Unitad !.:l, tho iiil'TH of Canada, of Auitraha, of all tht truly In ilirr,iont poort which havt j.n tip a rtiult of Iht O'r .l Englnh movomtntt of ad-vr-niuta and of coloniiaden mIuiS t-otn t,mi lo timt ti pi.i.ij Engl,th tntrgy, or tht I tij)i.h ipint of rtvolt, or that rl unrail, from tho dayt af rii.brth to tho dayt of Vio la, m To thoto ho know tht dovol epmrnt ol Cnglnh popular gov irnniMil tho Fourth of July ,,u, ki iht time tmco whon no Cmjliah niutiatch hat darod lo do-n-.in.l 1'ie right to ta Englith ,f.,,i,in at homo or in d'flant r ri without Ihoir content. Tht" it'ii)'lo was long, and tha ruiwn liniihl hard for ill pra .oiilivr, luit lUipilo thu tht pimriplo ol Englnh libtrty tur vnril unrfi-r what wart appar- X f.'iy ""I untoward eircum- ! rt..'-., (ht crown baiamo vht J- ,t ,i ,iinl i ropublic wat ottab- i' i R- r ,1 wlmh hat btcomt th .K niu,'rt .ution in tho world. J- n-r Foui th of July ii tht day V en wli.cli we ctlrbratt Iht rule X. tf tl'O rot hert and abraad, the growth of individual liberty X ami the abiolute dependence of J. Ilia crown in Englnh landa- ! H it per' Wiekly. . ..w..!..u ;--i-i-l-l-l-H",M-l i 1 1 H'H-'M1 RAISING THE SCHOOLHOUSE FLAG A I nurih ol July Po Tocl.iy the birthright of her ha Iha yo.morr nation tingt A on tho pmioni of Iht light tha ban nrr Itltt itt vmgt. Totl.iy ll" f"t"' on ut ",d ilioui l.nbort ceatt To ad ha flflfl abovt th achool, ur fortrte wall of peace W.ir buiilee old, alarm baaling drum nml voterane tcarred and trfa And children marching for tha itatea rrnd roeet wined w.ln daw. Behind ye thrice a hundred year, ba- fore a thoutand grand, Whnt .iva the Pa yu io,ity' children f th ,"n(" . , What are thy l.gendt, 0 thou flag th.it qUililenal land and aaaT Wh.it .a tl.y meaning in tha air amid the jubileef rim of II' '" " fl,0T? ,9rf"' ll r-, ... f the breei that blow, for all, ! l,i of the flov T J ' it 1 1 itj of the achool that at.. for Finn of the people, on and air Th peaceful bugle blow and blow ncron he ailver tea. Whnt ia thy meaning m th airT Oh, banner, anewer ml 01., my Americ. who flafl we throne pmiil tha aky, . Bunealh whota fold. 'ti. M. 0 Hvt nd nnhlnt death to die, , : peaceful bug... blow aoroa. the ailver aea . God my paiu - roMniie home m .... 8o ipck the voicet of tha paat, y cl.ilili on of the land, Behind u. thric. . hundrtd yrt. b.- for a thpuaand grand. . I 1 1 i .It!,..)..,! k"" J-1- ". , Uru..Hi ,,. , .. I1ITU rn ! I nil fl.Ii-r ,i Mi III ' -'' M i.t V:-T ,w,.r,l. -,,. i,i ..... .. .... , . l.-tl.-l ,. , ll 1.1. II.. ,. I.I III Hi.. !.; r . ii.- .tri.-iu r- ) if t!l.-V Mill ..f IHil tingn rullii! up i.t ilr., l'-r f.. .. . " ' I. ilt.lt I t t,,ln ui'i'l' ; l.ri.l UM fl..i(. Hit It, 'liiln:ih ..f l, l"ii li a ... rt v An,. xllj. in. , uth are Iht legend of yon flu that gleddent land and tea; Such it the hand that acrull th u a.r Ihie day of jubilre. Flag of Ih eun that ihinet for all. Flag af Iht bretit that blcwi for all, Flag of the a that fowa for all, Flag of Iht t'.hool that itirvla for a'l. Flag of the people, one and all Hail, flag of liberty, all hail! rfail, glorioue yeart to come! Heieaiah Butttrworth m Youth'e Cfnpan.an. ' THE SIGNERS IN RIME. The.r Namet Shall Honored Ot Until tht End ol Time. It Will ll'.l In- .1. in,-, ',.,t ',. II,,-:, bo. on July -t, ITT'l, , i-.l nl "th,;! llvi-, ih.-ir furiuiH-s Mini ii.,.,r s.i. r. -I bniiur" In Ultuif nf ..in- i, ;t. u,i i,!M tjr il.-H.Ttf Hi.- iii.ii ,r,,r,, ii,, I Mi'i' fruiu t-n-i) A in.-ti. .in ri;,', u 1;. rrulitilliK III rim." li..' inn.,, i.f tin" alk'tii-re aiTonlliu' t Hi.- .-..I..iil."- fn,.,i li. ll tlicy ucr." il. !i-,.-: t. l lin- Ali in ta riiii-,iiiiiiuii n--i-:, i:,,, y.,;iii.i l.-arii. r hi r.-in. iiil.. rliii,- I ii ui..- ol til." filtlif- .if Alii.-rl' :iii il.ili.J,. li,, l, o: Th M..I..JI liijM.-t la ,1, !.-,,!. .,, 1 i,at a,in.l ,,ii ,:l,.t:,. 1 , , ; ,,at,.,n IUiir,k. 'i.-trv, l(.,.,t ! , ,i.... Tl Kt,-Hl Jul... A t.tiii.. ;,!.! ii Atii'tln-r Ail.itti'. Niiliiu.-I I . i r !. N.w lUliil'.itltl, nli.,l tl S.-iil lil(,.l.-. l!.itil..t. T 1 . t. 1 r.t .u ;i H'.il.-. AlUe In t-,.ii.,a, l i.iil ,1,-t, ,t' III -l.. I.Ui.J a .1, ,,,,!., v. ., IV.ta Mlr,l,m. Il,.: l.l,, uii l I l'ulili.'llrul. .1. . II.. I Ll I, .,li. Willi Ml, i nun,, V,liu, V iitliuna u.v! lluntii,at..n Nrw y,,tk lia i, .K.l!. HP I I. ." .,1 I. rl. Mi, mi ii i. .1 Wiiiiiini 11,, .1. W'llh Kri.1.. ia l.i.i. au. l.ii .t,.it..ti, W llO ltl-U trfi.rr lliw Wur W 11 il,,u... Nra Jpta. v In 11. t. . ..i..i. i.rt i. nt II. -r l,fttiun-. .-.jil.-.. t,i, i l.-t,t. JuI.ii Mtlu it.HH.n, null Hi,,, ki.iii, Cl.irk. Hurl. 1...Hi,,.i, H..MI , f ii .nli h.,ui(li IVtttia. I. unlit ti, , I ii..t I.'i.hii Vvt M,jirii, M .it-'ii. ':;.,ti. i;, .si;. Ai.J. ri .iiKh tti'.t tii. ii in. riit !,. , tit ,-ih ,lti... T . 'I iih i. T.,l .t. Hinilli ai.-l i:.i.-i, T.. ri.iL.lui 1. i,i iniiiii.. I.i .. N h I,, ill, it l,Kt,ltili, f.-.ir. l i,..r k.rtif m. Tl, iti.-ti fi.n. I .-ln w :.ri- - Ii, 1, . .1 Al lta- in iti-rl 111 iilni..Kt . ri. II.kIii..) llll M, Ki-t.ti l.n, Uiml. "My Mi.ll,.hil" l pi, ,u.l to ,viu jl.-t fair, ,11, l'i..-.., I'lti.Hn itiiil blone. (ti l,M VllKUiU'a lull : ,. Tliv nil ..I lii, lii.til II. my I..-.-. An.1, Juit at eutluiit lu l.r ft.-.-. Ilia btnlhor. r'i nun. I.lttlitr.i. t L.', An, I Wythe a n J N.lnuii, i.tiliUtl hub. Will. Huiii.iin and I'tuiioii. i,k., liut nf tlirn. all tlt. rp inn nut .ne Ae eiral aa I'lnitiiua Ji-n-i.t'ttuti. Nurih I'lUullliu'i vli., nil in. n We kttuw ete llui.p.-r. Il.-ni s un,l r.-itn. And Snuth furnlliiii v. .In ,. utic Uy hullnla.', Il. ywunl, I.ym h an.l Mi l .Ueton Krum lieuiela lumv llwintu ti nn.l 11. ill And Wnlluii. to.,, llli- I.ihI ,,f nil Whu nanvd uur priHimiM 1. ,i..i ..ti.in. The prill and Klmy uf the l, .1111,11. A REAL JULY AMERICAN un 't Utile Red, the Indian boy, Went to town one day. All the folks were celebrating July Fourth hurray! Little Red picked up Old Glory: Held it straight and true. They took his Injun name away. Now he's Little Red, White, Blue I A Prophotio Englishman. We liuve no news, uiblii" or pilvaU', but tlii'io l '"i ostiiih i'is lalil In Anii'i'liti wluw tin' llt'stmiliiiw liiivc l'u lit fil Hit' flu'" ,,r I''11 l!l" ,lu' 'l'"n' for tln-y will not drink tt witU our pur llanii'iit. l.'il t'liiillinin talUttl ol' itm illierliiK Anifi'li-n In Ci'i-iiiiin.v. I 1 llivt MiiKlantl will I'f -oiiiiift'fil wuno day or oilier In New Kii'-'lnnit or Hin-giii.-IIomce W:illolo, lVb. 2, l"l" AX ; i:A' :fo4- mm " i SAFETY LIES I'J 03GERVA?iCE. I Bui v. ful t A.; i A"' '1 Vho Lnd Scorn- ! i In f'oirt Shewing tha ! r rr- V., M I OUAO. I'd Literary i I ; ". t!;. .l In jt,r of i .-'.vnt'.r in 1 j up f r u.k, fri.-mlly talk, f i.l inf'iriuiitlou la : ii,.-.. afTalra anil 1 Ini.-rt-Ht la LU ra 1 ili i-lve the levator . hi i.il Htiin.lliiK OU'l in.-Mt I.,.g. It rent"! 1 -ir t rttlltunt j," t uj. N, l..,y tin, Hit i" : 1.' VMi: I i i t I' tl. t tli.-re art. -1. irruj pytol Ii. r 1 i.ln hhouM li ' lii'iiir.- f,.- b 1-tiJ llli; M M HUB II K bUlLEU. you l.y 1. .i.i.- tii." !..., Il.nt 11.nr I, ii:,.' Ii;n llir.,i,:i 1.1 f .. ii : t ttf j 1 iu in;; l" lin- n-Hji, 011 lii-. li,,;iii..--. lin- will timli'nitnnil U-.-ii bruki'U U mirn. i.silillitica rifitlntf . U-mtor bt.y nev- er J., Ity I a i.-i ,.11 11 U! mi. I undue faiiilllar- ,,in tu in-..juillix him aculnst l;,- !f.iinl,y, tut Jou't uvcr- 1,1. U,. ll. A Ion mi on tin v'k'litli floor bo t I -In-- 1.. f-rin tin- a 'Hiaiiitaufe of a I ! . 1 1 i ; 1 kii'iinnrmilier 011 the aev mil i!...r i...,l..-s n tr.-at mistake when In- 1,-n.s ti." i-i.-valur lny out of Lie . ,i-iiii. .lin! i.-I.'s t-i U;i 1 ran I. ay 11 ecruliwoman 2j ill II lnHI,Ult 1111(1 llil 1 1 1 v : III or. in liu In Hi form. !ni? 1 llll'.ll; ii 1: nil il. vat.ir boy out to luucb 1 1 j , 1 1 r 1 , 1 . Iiiiu tibout tla' bluuJ iiiMH.nii ." Htlii i", or tin- bruni'tle l ain t- iialtt-ru iitfi'iii'V, Is bail II," fi-. I-. Unit ail iitt.'ilipt U be ti n!,. t,t Ih tray lil.i conikloiice --li his luM" for toinat'. oui nuJ I f. It Is imii-li U'ttt-r to call roast liiin I Kli'l.' tin tin- ollioe. Iiainl I1I111 $'J ami i.mr nisi, .lainiy. I11-11 tin' i-l. 'Valor boy 1 banded a not,, ai,,l n'.,, ,l to deliver It at n cer tain 1,.., in Hi." sum of Ui cents liould nhvays a.-,oii,ai,v ll. Tills Is In no H. -iiSi- a I'riU" It simply saves lotiif Mltnli-il explanation. Tlie boy nt once I ,-iii'is !i,. fai-t that the Imte 1 .strli'tly a hiisiiies.s alTalr- ptvltably re liilim: I" tho Interest on 11 iuortir.ip or i!,e I'liii liasi" of real estate and lie i,,s, ; n,i tln-e In plaeiii It In the hands ,.f i!i.. typewriter to whom It Is ad ilre nl, lie a'so f.-els morally bound not 1 1 mention the matter to nny other tenant. 'l'i .- janitor of a sl;ysniiHr lias cer tain i',, mi-is. ami (In. uncut, Is n man to be r !"i i ri'.l to. but a tenant who leaves the eieiater boy out of his calculations !'l iT" -t badly left. It was only last wiiv. that a yuiitisr man In the woolen I L'ooiK :i..'i-ivy pliinned to Ret down to the front door nt li o'clock to ask the i chl iti the hook ami eye room to lunch I uith Mm. He bail not taken me Into Irs ..,-iii,leii.v. Iletween the seventh and the il"h(li Moors 1 stuck the ele vator for twelve minutes, and the hook and tu' irl walked off with tfte glass- 1 ware man and was lost forever. Hi e .lay I was takliiK up the peinh r man and the plrl In the railroad supply otiiee. I noticed lllm Mulling nl her In 11 melting way He knew that 1 nut iced It. ami. ufter she had Rot out he said: "Sainmis. did von know that irtrl wn i an orphan?" "No. sir." "Yes, she Is all nlone In thl world I 11111I her .lol) Is paying only seven dol lars a week." "And you were smiling to encourage her'.-" "Kvaelly, Siimmis. Yes, I wanted her to iv:i!i'o that nltluniirli the world nt lame was cold and heartless, there were yet a few people whose hearts were not entirely frozen up." "Hadn't you better take mo Into your cniili lcnee, sir?" I asked as he got out "I'll take you by the hair of your head Instead, you young reprobnte!" he said The next day I went to the railroad supply girl In a fatherly way and told her of the suspender man's wife and seven children, and the next time ho smiled at her she poked hlni In the chill with her umbrella 11 ml threatened to haul him Into court. SAMMI8, The Elevator Boy. Were No Lpnger, "There are," said the argumentative son, "exceptions to all rules." "There were." snorted the exasper ated father, "but you seem to have taken all of them." Itocky Mountain News. He Had Sized Him Up. "He looks like n fool." "I'.nt, papa, he has asked me to mar ry lilm." "He has? Well, don't you ever tell me I can't size up people." Houston Tost r 1 j aK-a ii-t .:. -',Cty& - 1 ! i ' ''; , - t ' A , N v.,' OA 'A- J " ilt'im r Ik .ir- U i W H 1 . o-- 1 : w.- U Fl M m - " i w ri 1 1 1 ar Upoer, th Canatellatlon; lower, the original "Star Spanglld Bannr," whiaH flew at Fort McHenry (now in th National muicum, Wathington). 1"IIIS y.-ur tis the cvuteUulal i Kpatiirl.sl ltaniicr," the national soiig, by Francli S-ott Kuy. Thu niitln-ui was lnsplr.sl by the bombardment nf Fort McHenry, near llaltiinnr... In September, 1M1. Various relebratluiM, orBcial ami an- ' I ial. have Ihsmi planned, and the --ia-I"H I ri-meuilHTed on the Fourth f .1'iiy of this year. The government decidcl tu r.-pair and restore the historic 1. i. .lo i'.,iist,,lati in at n est uf K:K so that the vessel might be taken to l: it im. .n- f.,r exiiibiti.iu In SepteiulM-r during "The Star Spangled Banner" i :! m i. Mt I'ort Mi'llenry and attt-rward statiotuil lieruianeutly In the I 1 iniii.'ii" ri.-r, near the Washington nmiiunji'iit nud the Lincoln memorial. 1 1" fri.nte has Lien stationed at the naval training etatiou at Newport, K. L. a:,d In the oldest Vessel in the Auievl. au navy. '3ANl' FOURTH GAINING. i I'twcr Live and Limbt Now Lost In Day's Celebration. 'i'iie eelctiration of the Fourth of .Inly with firework, which lu former years caused death or injury to au aw'.nge of 4.ii is rsons a year, hi be- eoiti.i.g a memory. 1 he day passed off last year with only 8 dead and 3ti5 in j'lnd In the entire country. Tl,e sane Fourth movement baa -pre.nl widely since last year, which showed 11 big reduction. In casualties as ootnpnrcil with previous years. In Kan-ns alone lli'ty tow ns have pass. ,1 oriilnaiiees forbidding the death ileal ing kind of cel.-lii.itioii. The saving of lite and liu.b iu tho larm-r cities is shown by the following comparison i.f casualties: it'll !... I'eaJ. ln'ureJ. Diad. Injurtd. H wtnn 4 a j li lit ! 0 40 111 ti.' 2 0 3.) 0 S3 1 7 3i 1 0 4! t'liiiaeo i'ii-i ii.natl .... I'l.-v.lan.l ... 1 Ian Istiiiric . K.itisue City I.", AllKi'lea Mi I waukie .. Nt-w York ., t!. Louis Washington THE PATRIOTIC BUNNIES We are patriotic bunnies. Of oar country grand we brag. Though we cannot fight her battles, We can still uphold her flag! A Falet Not. "That woman's hair, dress and sun shade match the color of her automo bile." . "Very swagger, no doubt But don't you thluk the chauffeur rather dark for the rest of the combination?" Balti more Sun. Vary Exciting, "She la having a perfectly lovely Ume." "How so?" "She Is engaged to one of twins. They both cull on her, and she can't tell them apart" Kansas City Jour- l ! f. i: IBS 1 I f ,.e 4t A i m 1 f MUM r tt H t- 1 II . celebration of the writing of "Tha Btar INNOCENT QUESTIONS. They Sometime! Yield Surpriting R4 tultt Hert'l On That Did. MiyON"T you Hint; m.methingr ba yy asked when they were alone) together. "Please excuse me," she replied "I don't fee! like singing this evening. I would nun h rather ait here and bave you talk to me. Tell me about your self." ' 'There's nothing Interesting to say about me. I have not had an exciting career." . "loit I should like to hear about your vvorU. your ideals, and all that, you know." "Why do you care what my Ideals nrei-" "I am always Interested In every man's ideals. Men are so Interesting. They always have some aim In Ufa aside from marriage. Girls generally think only of that. It seems so silly and so uninteresting." "Marriage?" "Yes." "naven"t you ever thought of getting married ';" "Uh, if you Insist on dragging In the subject 1 tmppose I may as well give In first as last Hut what made you tblnk 1 cared for you?" Chicago Herald. The Same Reason, Young r.ett.s had Just told his mother of his engagement to a charming young woman who was not blessed with much of this world's goods, and he met with Immediate objection. "Xow, mother, dear," said the young man, "don't be angry -with me for fall ing In love with her. Besides, you were a poor girl when you first met fa ther." "Yes." replied Mrs. Betts, "so 1 was. But so was your father poor. And ! married liim because I knew he 'would succeed." "Well, mother," he said, "and she In going to marry me because be did. lHui t you 8ee?"-rUiladeIphia PubUe Ledger. Wigwagging. Each of the Indies wore a brilliant wig. Strange to say, no two wen alike in hue. "Let's accomplish something worth while." said the lady who preferred green. "But what can we accomplish?" ask ed the lady in blue. "Women can accomplish anything If they put their heads together." So they put their heads together and accomplished a rainbow. Clereland I'laiu len!er. Welfare Work. "nave you any part of an automobile, that you don't want?" "I might give you an old Ore. What's the Idea?" "You know how our grandmothers used to make crazy quUts for thu needy?" "Yes." "On the same principle I am trying to assemble nn automobile for a poor woman who has none." Louisville. Courter-Jouruut. , Senie of Aloofnsis. "Don't you think your choice o words Is rather likely to prevent your thoughts from being understood?" "Of course," replied Trofessor Deep well, "when a man goes to as muc-.i trouble ns I do In getting thoughts to gether he doesn't feel like scatterlti them around for any and everybody to understand." Washington Star. Reasturing. "Is my wife forward ?' asketf th passenger on the limited. "She wasn't to me. sir,' answered the conductor politely. Purple Cow. j