.uuoj iKoun jilt u u;a
now 10
WIN A GIRL
it, t Ml H K IMrol
kei o ..,iitt, fn. at,., ran th t .
Ian. In . 11 ll w .,iL
Currrnt Comment.
j ttttll rr,,.. M nii.l a.l.-a all I,,
Inn. n.,i.. rim i, mat titii.-a ar
lull in. i. .. inl. r I k .at
I'lll..',!!- u Mo tl icu. it I
I " auti.r-k Nrrll.i.tl'- " "' "f "" :,v " r
th Hvrr.l.. ,ram.l and trot l-itnH "'r "'" ' " "' ""' ''' ' '"
to ami th iln lr M bfhWU tM.l.l .uil- t-.i ! 'icul.
hail ...! ..riini.ll. H,- ,,r.- i l.nt j did " r. .'in,. tl.i-m In ' '
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It n.. In I-4 illl'iili'l
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M il-i " 3 t'lr
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Ivkl foil .iiill 'l"i'l aitl.lii,i
Ibuut l".'li'il -ii,iii'
,-tlh, llirt ..m D"
ui i-r kiii' '" i'11
i am in. urn I'. .I I
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M trll liw "Hi
i ru.fc- f' .l l .n '" '" 1
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I0f tvitl.-f a. iU.iiiit"""- " '"'
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k) ti'amili'ii l-lr ii i.
Url..u .H.lli.l -ll'il '
Itll '. ' "r '' "''
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iml. fl.ini; ! '" "' " r,,,m'
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fekt
u..i . i.iti. r i-i'i f H
tUlUT i l- I.H.llklll lll-"'l ll''
ii.. i. ..I,, i IH. .in til "I Hut
mi ui'i
ml a.iu.'til ln I" '
il.rtl.. ii ...I I.. H.lt'lM.I H""
iSnr ami til Hi- -"'l 11 "' '"' ""'
Uilr a iii"-l U kIiiIiIh.' . "" '"' "' '''
t, . I.. It i.t "-l 'I'
0I oaul I- fat mil iw' ll."l""'
Id brr." I,.- - il l. Mill t ti- -t''
If rnV. -IHHkt "l ' 1,11 "' ' ",
lk. .t.r l.-,il )"ll tflll till" "' n'"1
aril I . u n Ii 1 1 1ll HUT Hill I'"'"'
(Wrr a in ik. u' 1 H ctpMni It In
C ..m miliiit r.ii.k;"' .' It )""r
-w tu t.ir
l4ii"i- ll' liwtrf ll.i'lv fit ! i'1
pl uf ..tiii' tl.nii " l"tii '
(Km. lull uf II H III llli " "
"I .'
Ilul ..k imihm'iI. an. I "
mtbiUK I.. i li.iiti.it I" ri nl ! I"
(mill Uiiil Kir f.inii.r "'
Mfllilk- "IbiIh. In lil' '""ll.v
iml ill, I I.., I ui.iki. Hi- i.lilili"l '"I
). iiiwjnl a ni iini IHiill'"' I'"1
u dny In. mik uriili.l t' ifirlt
"lr ii-Ulii: lillil In iiill'i1 '' ''' ", r
Mu-tii.K ! liml li-l "ii'l'l. I"- lrt
Miniu. il,,rif a In !
a..i... n.,.l .II I U II. .I- fl'iHI ll"'
lu w lil. h llif u.ili- " t-i 1 1 -t
lli l ,n fur ln imriKMi' f liw !
l him l.u.li lulu ll' "r '"'r
Wrml.i.iii in fa.t. In- ffflV
Ml h 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ii
"I lirM'f iiiii.iwi." li "Hl'l I"
Hit I h.,.il. III - ax Mis I""1 ""
foil
VMi:irl,in I,hh kiiiwIiIi""
l uulv I.' 1 1 nl lln llnllHlll '
MinHnr v-.l-fliiv ImmiI Mnrlln ll'l
bit olnt. r: hrr .iIit Inlil I'tln't huw.
ti.i r.iii, 1 1, ,iii nil.
-W w li i, hIic l.'ll jour
Tliat K-nt una limlni. -tinw '" h,,w
IB 111 it k m i "
Wlmriiiii xlmiil llu- iUiinv "f finimr
ttWtlll'lll. llli flll'M f"'1 u"
bnlliil luiiMii-r
"lh. ..... i .I,l K....I lllll III-
Hi-r ni'iilm!?"
"No U Iml?"
Ii.. iml iiik-ii HiW nil-tut nitvnn
Ui i.r ..,. i .i i. .11 vim II-
Pnii.K in im"
"Tin. ,i,.i,, .. i... .ii, if
"Mi-iium Mi,. I,- wiik tclllntj von wlmt
to do in Hi,.,! H hriMi. li lu lwifii n
"yi'H iuii,,, nif why ilhhi't .Vii l'M
"It! hlill'll.l uf tlllllV"
"1 ll it t kllilW"-
"Vnur Hliiplilliy Ih IIii- m"" nlli'1"'
llilnii iil.uiit jnii Itnl whi'M
llltve imtiinIuii in (. nn Ihnl"-
11 1' lii-.l mriiKlim to l-ll Hit limm'iH
Hv tliul h- IhvimI Iht Mini in nl ",,r
1 IiIm fB, Ami xl r iirfi'l'lf' llin
t oni'e.
t-i 1 It 1 aim a
i ". t mil, u in r s in iii.ii.iIm ral. v I , l'b
l'i t'"l utul Hurt- tmriti lli.ii. al
t ni l ..iii.r iimiiuiia in it.,. .,rl.
.Ni k,i.k IllUill.r
-lt Hill, nini iiuw ik.i ni.it. rail
rii nl- h.i iw.-u Iim-.I Iht r. 'iitlii
ll .in., r iiuw a llui, tluit i.. . t .
ntul .-.'litimii t.i m r-ii.1 in 91. Mat
III.- luiitl r'ltl t.i Im- ii.tiitlii.) rtial
ll ..i.i lu'liiinniMilia Nvit.
Electric Sparks.
In a'l I ni'. i; ii I in 'In I Ii rr nrr i.nljr
altltlKu i.Hir, ul ili.trll.uliuu aia
ll. ,ii.
A .1,1111 Mill c1'' I''- '.'"
ii.l . . ,,f ll,. Mi null- iiiI.iv lu ttirvv-li-i,tl'
uf a "inl
i
I riiiiiitiii f..i tti- of .ti . t.'ia it.
I a ! 1 1. 1 ii It i.n.l.n ui.-t Iiiia Im-'I In
ji.i,!. lu I r . i - whl. Ii III lui u nut
iiii.i.i. i.l t.iri..ii t.'iii..ii ami
! li.'ii. M.. al ll.v '.iiw lime If il. .ir.-il
Poetical Quips.
Illiim ..i.i'llliii' tun ir l-i'ltl l
itrit.,t it-i-l l"lil'iii:u -
Atli) I... Ill- tl'k'll ll-l lit lll!i'
tint In Hi. ,-i,. fill li-.it llli ll. II III-
t. "i il, ' nl Hi- iili.'.i l ii' lnir.l'ii-i
rt.ii ...mi r AiKint i t i.ii'i Ii m luti
'I h.i- wn a lliu- w lii-ti II.- i.ftl.T
..hi hi t .. I1l .lt Iml Hi, it ,m nJ(
I.,,, k tii.i ii !.i - r.l- lil.'li lufiiil
,, t. n-a ami .i;i) "I iriilrl.-t.ralnl
ILipUli I'rt-M
Train and Track.
irln-littl aim lti-.'i. i ami ak-it llwiu
If llwjr knew ntnlliliiit alMmt tli mat
trr ll,- il.hit Cut a.lnilltcil tint
"lurltii lw rurnt flurrr hi Hi- u
llirj tin. I ...l.l t tlirlr rnniliiia
llttr iiiuiititi ttn. .r-ii-tit I.M.k ti
D-ii.!i'r atut r-utl lit Hi- nn:i'M-ii
niltimiK Unit a '- riil rixiil ui.it, titit
ttmil aiit-Mr-.l J. .tin Tnliull. a man
V li.nl hi til-tr. w.uiv aii-tf'.ii at r
orr iiilluif r.Hula In Hi wrat, liml inui
runt ami vltti a.M l Ii ul l.ii.-l.t
I'liiilruliltii; Inli-rvtit lu tu lni- aii'l
It l.-i t-'l ttlllt ll tliul .U k.-i Ui
lu I'.irri iimrk-t a tiiajurttr of tiw niiM k
uf a tiMiiw'tlni; link l't'-i'ii tli- t
1h.it ruiiii.i Hiik link Hi l i- 't-ul
kn-w t' l hla uian tin
1ti.it nn.rnliii;. twit li tit to bla
oftli. h f.iiitwl a iml frutn Hi- iw"
rnl 1 rimil ainr Invlllmr Hw c'-l'Mil to
rail l..n liltn II illil ami fniiii'l
Hi- iKirttr ti l,.i that Ii tta i,l, lft
lu a nit an Imiir lirfur ti ruii'.il s(i In
In Illiim ti-ii a.liiilttiil Ii mam
I I'lulli -t.fn m ill. li.i anli) to lllin
In cliilii -irni fiit...n
"N-tit miitith inTiira Hi aiiimil i
ttuti uf illrittura of "roiir nunl Two
Ililti1 uf Hi i. k lalntiir In tii ami
nir fri-inU I ti.iv M-nt fur tun tu
art ar ynu null- Hint ti-lllu'i tmir T1
li-ra nor Hum f ymtr crl1" 'I''1' urtl
i-rra mill -r u-l-i fur Hit,- -iiMilng
irpfir If tmi will lli')illr uf yuiir
Iflrlnl In rhiir1; of rliilin tun will
f.inl nir ntm- Hi-r aa on uliu i.(Tnl
t m-III iliitniif-a fur Ih-Iiik nl "IT "Ii-
of juur lniin fur a f- l.innlnl U.m
lara "
"Hail I kmiwii." aiM Hi- pr;il-tiL
k'h,it "I wiitilil hnv"-
"llut tun illil mil know was one of
ttitm ftff-tinvlraa rrBtiir-a-tli pub-Ik-."
Jit-in w I' ii- imtn-v
uui Hi- f ii !'' l'i '
tli-a irif! kn-w
in if-.f At' .tlia
wna r-ilHftr In
-Ii iii:tn'lti-. Iliiit
,.tt t. ' -ii.t it
. l,- I- r t.,.itti-r
inuii-. Hi i'
No ff-f I linn 'i'mmS traltia. rliiti.
li-. i.ik Hit" ami ""I of W alrrla
at at Ion U.i.iV.n. on a l'ii 'lnj
Id- ami of Hi alli-a itr on
Hi- triil riiilnaia of - tola out
litl iii ill- i iiii ltii! of n ne.l-r fur '
rar uf Iht H
IHi lln- tail of lU'liiliiiti. wlil-b
n' i.i..t! I t Hi- eut-fiitiM-nt, tlr
11,-n rt u li- ;.'.'.' In -'-' l'f ItM.nlti.
IIh Iii, Ii.l vntr "t.lt aflrf l.ftwti
l.-.ir. i.l rrtl.' In tiw- I'lllliil !tt
tin tnvlt alamf ti"! !' iniitilb
A Ti-"a' Tip.
Hi r i4iirtiil th t-lownl
Ha una a ri-la imp
U li lila tniiiu run .luwn.
And ho Imi II siml II up
Cincinnati Knqulrar,
CAUGHT
A TARTAR
Hi AKNOIJ) IK. V AN
VVh Orugj.att Co Crary.
DniCk'l"!- I h liotirtit atania,
hut I ran !' ymi lo utien-vul
Illllli4
IjiiI fiitnnir-Na: ihnt woti'l do
I want llil U'ttr lo ku tin.! claaa-
( lil. ann Tnlinna
Anaiaui Bachalora.
Tta trap ar. anil thiniictmut tha laad
Thmtm tlml.l wnula "..u'll mil
"tih. lll h aik ma tur m hand
Ur nwraly fur mr .ita""
- Waahlnk'tun mar.
Raaaon ""nought
Mm Hii-fB - 1'h.fv alll la- no mar-
flan In ih nl worlil
Mr liik- No wiimhT Hi-y "
oa-u -riillail-lchlN lin-oril
wh it i . l'i- - of ii
III tlt5. kh-' iI j
"Wliv. mi ili.ir." r Ih- r-ii'T. "'Ii j
n of in'.i- iii'in'-f tiin '' l'i" "i -'"I
ka III ll' k'lrtl ll lit';.'! "
TIi-k Ai'i'ln !!! 'I l-f nuiin-r tut
anin-tliliit' ' k'lv a:iy t i'-!t
f;m,l .T.
Mrm. fimalwlll misf w'i'l t'
to a rh:irit:ilil a' iii i ton t-
lll .f In tll'.-itlU'l'l- Hi" " AUa'ili
a it. I atr.iln At it r i ak-il It fuml.
h-hi olli-m tut ' -ilttnt l"t 'f'
by aon. xi'-'ii t.t r !4-!-!! U- 'I ii "ot
iiilt Hi it u.lilliiir t" n f'.rttirja. t
mil- w linn It U'w"! i-onl'l il"ii
alth H r ult'-'l In i-'"'"' 'h1:,i'
iluii Tin- f rnl! v In-. .in ! l'i'l
a ynr, half "f whl-li :i a ! ! III- . r..r,l.
iim-ihI w It limit tl.ru' 1 1 1 tr It BW'iy. hut
I Aif ilha nul l not .! lf t"r ""11
l'HIH It l-1'' t' 'I 'Ii i' h- H'lOlllil
Mv tur ft. mm- wll'i auoli-r, that o
mil h K""J ro'ilil h- 'tun- wi!h it
Ti. -nr mi on iitnl Ak-'iHi.l'a
liml Iht IIviiJ nil Al'Mli-i (im 'f'l'l
tonne wu'iiiii to an oil in.-iia Sli
k...i .... rtlri. In itinrrr lint on lint
hi-r nrti.t- l!.-.i'l'. no mu lth
fin tun ram- mIuiik who n-ll fr
b-r Iriliil I'm h - ir Hi" '' '' "f
ttiii'tlna inti iht-in ilifr-1-.i-l. ami
at l.t-t AC'ilIm C1""4'1' v. Ii-r
-hi! Ir-:i mu i 'l ruin- lu ti-r
Slnii i- -r...n (lu ii"l 'lot -;'M' on ,,''
itn.n. th- 11:1 1 urn I llii-s. 'r tun : mil p-r
1 .1 At-Mtli.i xrt-w i ro-li-tv "lill
In ii ,.-:illv If tl i'V 'i-:- ti-:iltliy.
uni-t i hiiof-n. iini.i.' '! h'T Sh kT"W
irri'iil,! "ii- ihi i Irii'i.'l ii-!. -1 b-r
why kin- trot n-'iT -I
-V. ;i " h r-i i w ith n a ?l.
for- iii'.Hi-r f-!l li-if to ii f.irtiin I
'iiiililn't ti.irry l!.- nun I iinti-l b--ii-
I ma 'liil xoiiii- i'Ii- who rmi!i!
-t.iil.ip in in U ;i t'i- f.-iinilv a'vhil
iai-.it Ion Aft-r - k' .l r'.rh I nitil-il
a nniii hi lind a fort tin to Inatrh
mini- "
- ' h v an?"
"Ihi-iiti mn!i1 ht an much food
with ttu- iinli-il foriMii
talk f .r a 'Fiy t two. anil tl -n ciirna
a-ti"B. Tli fii-t!ori nu lot.f-r txjr
riwl'nor !nt. 1 li-y t.wfl a'iTy to
arh oiti-r or not at a!! on Hi tr-C
Tt:r rll '' t'i't h'"l I!!
! I "fift-ii ynr mi l rolliij It iii ii-r
Hi-lr-tutiL-i-i. Ci:rr,.'l Into tli -h Ti h
. ) of i,ur It .n. V!i-n a thins
li- Hint ri atT-'"l In tuUi:
thiT-'a lio t-illns r Lit it i I -ti'i. It
rlr-vr th !l-r R'rl !-.- aii'l two
mini !-M I.l. nti'l It tn i'!.- II " ntt-nrl
li- at a-rinon ami (.nv-r niitln;a
nitehty allm. To !l l- --tii'iktr I tin
l:i'otra wlf- wo-ili! f f
I wnati't i"'t h.-ri- on t-l ririh t
lo.k- out f ,rnilir fii!lta" n;i k ii.itm, aii'l
I Ji-1 won't il It!"
Am! Hi- r-iily of Mra. Hurt v.oiiiil l
"Shi- mil-lit lo hiv known nloi:t t tin
cow. att'l I II m-vr t.ny Hut l')i'i,ti
It win a 'n:tm l nnl a division th.it
Iru-tiil fiv- viara mi l tt.l;-ht li:iv tT'if.
mi fur another n tmr nr crot i.i-n.
:tt--ifiir hi:id In t!i- ui'.'i'-. A
inili'.t who li.ul III tli-ai-s ll-tlili-d
Hint kiiv. and ho sluiply hund-d th
luwi. mi t l.'-tiiir. Nor a a or of
DA',!ES AND DAUGHTERS.
Miiw lor,a Kao, daozhtr of fav
Biom l'Uil.nliibla aursn. rTtDtl
fimU-il th- a-nl of Mount Black-
bum. In Aiimka-ot-r ft.
Mia .Sau-t unitro haa Just bo ap
pointisl JmU' lo tu bik'b conrt at
M-Mitirtnf. Australia. St la dausti
t-r af tii Uiie Juilsw Hir Isaac Uaara
and the first J-wl-sb woman tu orcup)
aurb a iHMiUon.
Mi.ia Ini MUnolland of New Tork
ritv who baa bD oni? of tha moat
anl-ntlj active advorat of "totea for
woui-n." will tak up
fcbliab4 artnUMa war a badicw of Una
tirutally diara).
An Afghan Cuatam.
Ad A f shim ta tKMitvl by citatom tn
rant a atrancrr who crotea-a his
threshold anrt rialuia pmt-tko Any
faor be may ak, rro at tha risk ot
Ola own life, let apart from tola h
la cruet and reTencefut. beref fontle-
UiK a wronc and retallattn at tlm ami
opfMjrtnnlty.
Bertitlenad.
"Ah. I p jou have a new cook, my
loarr "How do yon know nr "I
ii.. r.ra-t.- of antirMl th ImtTiut of a trane thumb
"Hi'". " " w.' " ' ' - t - - - - - I
law wtiD she returua bt full from Ion my oup plat"-Brownluif
br aiiiuiner var-jlloo, w i.m-o aoe ia I line.
ai-iidine lu Kuroi.
Mile. Chamlon. a youus I'artaU-bne.
lin t -n iM-oluted to the InniortaDt
uo.t of ai-Kistaut to Camllle flaw-
manou, the famous aHtrononier. at th
ohw-rvatory lo Farm. Mile. Chandoo.
who Is tnere Ctrl, is the first to
threaten aeriotwly Uie auprwuacy of
Uuie. Curl lu her own apuere;
It Takta Two. Etc
SlmrletonDo yoo think two cma Ht
a cheaply one?
Wedmore Ten. bnt not aa peaceably.
Boston Tmnsrrlpt.
'In
wire ti nreil. While none d-l
went to l-"l to iIim tiv-i-d nrnl tt
a l,.-.i of tiiltiklns. nrnl th- r-mit
was Hint fast iii lh-y r .nM crawl
nut the i'Hi-1 th-lr is.iiarletir-ea l.y
m.iifi n .' t'l-ir -rrors and nsklnz fit
fiit-jtii'.-t.
-!.-r.. ). th 10 it-n4." sa'd Mrs,
rti rt us kh- lott.ri"! m-r to the del-
oil's as si-; ris sti roiiiii srnn'I.
-Surah. I don't want It." " is th r
iilv. "Tli-si- tiii-rml-s have mad'- ne
th-it I ontrht to hnve wat-h-d ttt-it
milk can M
And Ih tl'l-ip of IIirriKm lo
tt-i'lf and Its iii' L-hixir strain
Bm St '-!'
Th tn-ly of Hie Ti i;i.i!:.d house apl-
d-r Is us liirze nroui.il as a quarter.
while Us e:;.-!it leys would -.read out
to the rlri iitiifereti' e of a small plaUt.
Its pniielpiil pre' Is fi Uroii'-hi-a.
Education Notes.
Last year Teiaa put up an average
f twi achoolhounea a day. the total
bill being J.'t.uiJtJ.OOO.
It coiita an average of IS centa a
arhool dar isr child to nut the rising
generation of tuia conntrj through Ih
eleujeutary and b!?h w-huui. aecormtiR
to ture touiplleiJ hy the Uuilea
ri U tea bureau of education.
It la mv U lief." lava In. P. V. Cl
ton. the Culled State i-oimni.saloner of
edu-allon. "that tome mean aboukl
be devwsl by whh h every tbild maj
bave the advantasea of the high houl
Aa thin institution to auptwrted by put
II li. th lion w ahould aee that it I
truly di'iiiix-rattc. In the past It ban
Marituri ta Salutamua."
ThtUKh ilailly awvn n ktaiiea hlda,
rrn at th prtr tha coat la email.
Tla tsrtt-r hava klamsl and di4
Thaa nevar to aava ktaaad at a.
-Sattrw
' ' Fragile Father.
A man traveling to Maine met
middle tzed farmer who told him hla
father, aged ninety, waa atili on the
(arm where he waa born.
"Ninety yearn old. ehj
"Yep Top' cloae to ninety."
I "Is his health rood?"
" Taln't niurh now. He'a been eonv
plalnlu' for a few month back."
-Won fa th matter with hlmT
-1 dui. no Sometimes I think farm
to' don't acre with hlmT-Saturday
Sveuing Cotit
Muting ef a Motorist
now allly our childhiKxl aport
truly u.-...ura..c i..w , ,a,, -Uok
been too laryely patrouizeu ny uie - -
rich,"
Cartridaai.
Custavu" Adolphua of Swetlen. wboe
relt-ii Ican In I'ill. Is rrnlinsl by hl
i..rr with the Inveutiou of lined iiiiimu-
nitiun. In hi cartridge bullet and
har-e were united lu a pats-r ca.se.
It waa not. however, until ls."iO that
the Crst atiJi-essful uietallic cartriue
waa lialetiled-by au Auierk an.
Aerial Flights.
A NEW
TIN PAN
Pr M QUAD
Ci.pyrlKht
I'.lii, ty Ai"ilted l.lt
rrart I'l-i-
Turnip Sed.
Turnlit ws'ds httve tsn known to
i... iloriuant for aeveu years through tie-
ins pinuted too deep ami attor mat
time to aprouL
A man lu it-'T and Mil null and
a f.ll Iml k'"t "nlii at way
Intl. ti. M-ltlisI bliuseir ruiufortnhly In
hta M-al. t"" tnortiliu: ia,irr from
Ills i.alti't and la-uail to rend When
ii... h. ir ratne around for hl
., .... i... it, mat lua till ml Into III
... k..t lur lua wallel and looked ery
uiii.ti rl-auniitsl Then he went
tl.tuiith his other sketa. and. not
lui.tll k- ll. he lid
-, In. t..r. Jos! before leaving my
hotel thla in.iriiini! I i hanitis! my anil.
I.it 1 1 itu tn " l
llli mi money In th I""
.... mink W ti lt wore. my Iran"
not reai h n.e at Ih tatloli ami i "
Inter train ir )
... .i. ...... i. i.t It when we got Into
.n.... I ll lelei.hune fur friend
"'" . ... .. . ..
to bring me my '"' "
t" )"" . . .
llrl.i t." waa the cmiio m-tor a mewm.
f'l'-
,iive aald 1 to any. .
I .1... imsaellk-lT "I h
,.,.,-y to (., h'. ! l' B!,v l'nly
at the end of the rom
vnur i mv 't
Why She
Didn't Marry
R, 5ARA P. LANCDON
Agallm li.HjdwIn brought up on
...a. aa li..luauitlla irliu-ltiles. As a little
TI'I u"" "
girl the was ps-ruillti-d to rend only
hooka with f.ifllenl moral- The mo
ri..s allowed ht-r were largely th.e
allowing that It " dUnra.-o lo Ik
ptair; tnat labor U li'K'i'y hob'Ttihle;
Unit wealth t orten a aource of evil.
VeU aide hy aide with thla d. ino.nit.
k-, moral training, certain lessona were
gnidunlly IntrotlUitM to Inform uer
that her tiasovl.ite must tn irom tor
-i,.., -a- that itovIhIou for the
ru'ure U alwaya lu onler; Hint, while
lulHtr U hotioruble. Hiverty ta Imrd lo
bear She was ahvi given l"
atnnd that, while other glrl mM
a. . . . A.a al It. kill llllllt
linn i j i"" s .
.1, must have a lund'and who
It waa a be.iuliiul J"f f'Teuoon
when n ll" sld.et approiubed the vil-
liiL-t of llarrlM.il
lie alocis-d his ris t the lirst house.
The l ouse la-longed lo Ik-actin KUsll.
I (III Ih- hark ateiw. waled hide !' aide.
....... it... ili-iiinii'i wile and her iii-areat
....I't.lKir noil lsl friend --Mm. Hurt
"Tin wttie. ladies':" he n-U-d "Kv-ry
.i.u. . .mil hrttlil. I'ltiest till k liau
I....... ... tt
I., it... eoiiutrr for only M tviila.
-I've iilwnys paid "Hi" f'T milk
i-ins" rei.liid the ileiliutiK wile.
..i.., ...,.l i-t.. a,.:.l 'em as h li ns IS.
i.ut thev have K"l n new way of uiak
lus Viu. ami I'm Khis you the U-netit
of It I'll bring one in
ii... nun nrrlted. new and ahlny.
... i .....i ,.n in., tests it was cut to
All at tha Haad.
nina Ktiiml tirst of elmtle nt
aim., -a ni-irl la the heaviest of aul
uial sul'staii' i-s. men ury Is the heavlil
it. in i.l the heavelst wiskLs are pome-
I gr.inute uud lignum vltae. ork U the
lighii-tt wood, and platinum la the
most ductile metal, cacahlu of being
drawn o litie a to he Invisible.
There ren;alna much for the Invent
ors l i do la f re butiiaii tlisht will have
been siiceesstully uch.eved That Uiw
will come in time umy not lie ooutneii.
but the time ia uot yel.-San Kimiicisco
Chronicle.
The fatal midair collision of two
reroplanea In t rance reveal- unetie-t-
ed perlla of aviation. Ia the danger oi
(og at ea rb te paralleled in toe con
ditioua of hazardous air transit In a
tmzei New York World.
it la a familiar atoty. only learned
by a few of the aviators, that the fly
ing machine Is atilt au uncertain ve
hicle and that the man who runs ti
much risk lets bis lire bang by a
tnread.-1'blladelpbia Tluiea.
.1 thoi im mlllnc a boon."
"Yes." said Mr. CbugKina tnougui
fully. "bnt aometlmea I'm Inclined to
hink that rolling a boon Isn't as unln-
tellectual and nadlcnlBed as foollii
with an automobile Ure."-waHbiug-ton
Star.
Tha Amataue Fisherman.
i with a . Caw rod
And a reel.
With a 109 Una
Aad a 4.W eraeL
A book of too
And fl,,
Awar. tth hla...... 12.09 ticket ba hlea.
Tbua ha spenda. 10.00 bafora baatarta
out.
Ana returua w wwa.
with JO worth of trout.
Of course ba ia taa-
aad;
That ...m.
but doea tbla
justify
C3.S0 tha aura ba la
shy?
Chicago Trtbuna.
Shlatdlng Hae.
She And too aay that yoo hare al-
wava avoid blaming me. I'd like to
Matklin. tha Actor.
The oldest nrtor w ho ever appcarea
mi the Klase was w as Charles Macklln.
i,r.wniisl Shvlwk in liSIi at
.'..,..., i i:,i,l..n wlien last ttls bun-
di-cdtu hirtliday.
China's Carrier Pigaona.
n ntiiiiiraius tsjiisisiins of a frame-
. .... ,..ui
work of liatiiliito tutH-s is iiiMru "
ii. hollies of carrier pigeons In China.
Hilling the Ulght of the birds the sur
oassiiia through the tttlies prtxlnces tt
chilli whistiitii: sound which frightens
anil snsivi mi no .--'- .
. . . ri .,i.,,.,ui vr nsl i ,i..ia .,r nr..t- anil keens t tie 111 at a ulS-
o lens... "'in o i-
. ,i,r..r A dime wum Corrowcii to puj chksj.
Three Kings.
The king of Norway Is a capital oar
wall. I -
. n . .j ii.i.. i k.r. inn mention one lnautuvc
in kintr or aervia. m nuixuiou wi 4
owning several .hop, doing L:J!?LJL-Tr.
trade. Is said to promote tne sale 01 1 mw " - . --
patent medlcin. and to run a motor p.. 1 yoo bake4 tnd J
car agency. 1 1 VTT
Wherever Klne George of England uiua nam
hether In the midst of a public I " "
assembly or in the house of an intimate By Default.
friend, bis own servants accompany 1 Native ine jiepuuueaua u.-
him They attend exclusively to him j lnated old Hank Booney thin year.
. h.,..t th ha nnn-r. recelvinc the I visitor Whom haTe the Democrats
dishes from the servants aud handing put op? Native-Nobody. Vlsitor
iim m their roval master. Afraid. I suppose? Native Oh. no.
Wireless Whispers.
Rni ii wnnMn't he anv credit to a man
I to beat old Hank Booney. Pock.
f..r il. and r-'tiT a liltie more talk U
was h ft on ll"' "'I lu owm'r
......I.. .all nt another liiiiise d me
disiton s wife entered her o u to make
.... Hi.. Iil Unit had lieen nillli
Vote .'nine the cow. She In-longed to
a man at the other end of the village
rei ...w ernaa III liietltV. lillt slie
I nei v '" r. . -
i.,i,.....l for cardeti I rink. She leil'd
il... I .ii i Ir Ill's II llli hi'lned herself, ill
lilt- I'." -
Ceao Sa Lif.
The Tonga basin, near New Zealand.
K known to contain Hiilmnl me at a
ileptli of four nnd t!iri-e-iuarter nines.
where the pressure Is five and a half
tons tc the square Inch.
Data Palm.
A sincle calm has lieen Known 10
int. inn a i-utt- - .- -i -
her Klecclng alH.ut she npprou. hod the yield 4.0K dates at one bearing
klc hi u disT nnd s iw II1.1t new ..'iii.
.... . 11,.. mrloetion of her lace I Daw In Enniana.
and liecanie itstunislied nnd lndlgnnnt Th dew fiat Is annually deposited
. ..1 ...... 1... rii. si i-rilter tinzcti I nn Hi., snrfaee or tne eariu 111 i.ns-
"Vnilll nine . i-'j . av, liusliana w no 1 a crop eaiisl, one liotuisi eruiei n. on tne sniiai- o. . . - - -
get ..tr.- , .. ,.. lu the society I" which Rt ,.r l a delimit iiiauuer. nnd as she n( ls equal to about nte uicue, o.
trust, in una -i.."i-.' . . t,. tu.tr tinsl . i..i,,., ih .1 hn.l neviT takell a rain.
ot. , i . m, ti nn now fl ash The Brighter Side.
,t, mesaaw over the ocean full, ,ba M
Rut ha did not complain at all
Marconi messages can now be sent! when others helped him to his feet.
' 1 . 1 . . .1 I awarwrt... .w.. 1 avtimhU At ta M(L
from any telegraph offic-e m tne ueu v. u, . .- r
. .. t . , . ,, n -arartat t - . . , ,
Kluguoiu 10 uiose iu nir unit" ......
1 it.. k.v. auaa to alah or cling
I To fretful aadnasa If tha thing
Had fallen from an aeroplane.
-Chicago Racord-Heralil
uud CauadiL A wireless word can be
transmitted over 3,000 mllea for 10
cents.
The 1'ortuguese goverum-ut u
tered luto a contract wito the Marconi MJ Bi gleB ta the poo.
Wireless company for the conatwttoo J w met
of wlreleaa stations at Usbon. ypono. - . ,g that ...
... ii..i 1 M..irM. ami sl Vincent. 1
pu jiieiiitt-i, iiw,i
"Nut her.
uie
Voil will at least curry
to the net! station"
No! unless you pay your f' fro,u
th. w hern yon gel rut."
Are vnur orders such as warrant
yoii In such Inhuman icll.mr
our oi.lersarel.i put tl..e who re
ruse to pay f ire.. .'IT '!' ,rl" , ...
Well." snhl the passenger r.tefu My
.,1 i...... 1,. nut 111.' off I e lett
-tllll II IHI"' '" I .
1,llM . a ll
r - 11. .-I lln Im I
IVlll'l awa a- - - - -
she had Inn-n ta.rti. for her father was
not a rl.h man. Indmi, in wea....
was uot tip 10 b' fiiinll)" "'X'!"1 l"'1'
lion. This was the reason given her
(or the exception lu her case.
Hut when Agatlm came to be twenty
an uncle who had never been married
died In M-jli-o. where he hud Ih-cii
interested In mines, and left her moth-
t-nioiia fortune.
.. aviniifiill Acntha had
lirioiv i"." - , . 01
...1, I... with a poor iirtist She
..... .11 ki...w whether her love was re-
" " . .iteoiir-
lurued. for sue gate um.
.....1 nutuupcd The passenger m .... '" .. . tlM ,mt lo
,0 resist, e( Mil tial-ed I" the I .hu ,,,, w whlvh
not off Into ""'"'"I' " ''. ,..,..,1 ah., must in.irry a
.... r- ..,. till ntl MIR WUtl VV.-...a.
mil '' ,"1,u" " " n . .. ,,rst rich man. tt was. of course, out or .e
tint If ! n i"" "
I. ...I I. II. lilt 1
r ,. ,e Ma, led on foot to l-n-m'
"M "lur". ; L . ,1,1 mtirrv the
and il,-. ' f l!r r " n when the family weVe re-
1 01 1 l.TV. 4. ...tllll
lull ing over their guoti lor.uue "".
.aid to her mother that o'. there be
tag great wealth in the f-mlly. -he
might niurry a poor man whom she
hived ' . ..... ..... -..
Then she discover i..nt "
J""""'v . .1... .t..asen-er who
A few" l .VI laier ' -,,, ,
1. 1. rure weiu i"" "
He walled
cniuiii i"..t - , , ...,, the
i.ltiies ofllm r I "o
i-ul aiiis'ilnli'inl'i"
" ' t,..is..l Into the iueu -ne """- - - .,..
half im Iioit. II"'" "" ' "" - . ,ou of wealth did not cmiuge t..
1 nf a Hleck WM ; , she .....Htnuirry wealth t only
It,, tnlil th" "'".j "'. ' . Thefoituiu.slie won 1.1. ,o'o -
Sporting Notes.
fprltlvfllelil III. la to have n $ri,KK
Mlhle fur th,. light hiii'liesH Itl'lgmh'.
"'Hliliili uf Ciiiindil li'iioll'iill lHH0'
""Hun lu govern aucctT hiix I"'''" r
IHUItisl In Toioiito.
Tile Ulvninl.. Alhlelle i-lllb "f
'raitclscu leienllv upelied II l'w r'"''
IBiti ... 1 ... Int.
vtrli llllil.j.i A ....ni'.i la fill HH l
teliK pool, which In IIHI feet long nnd
feet wid,.,
new h, 11 1,1'n r.soiil for i:ii r1
;;;::;;:;:::'t::-,:,..,c
r ' f ivoitld call I" Mtrmm N0'
till r'lllmH' '. " . ... -titlin ..Ulcer.
ih.-rchnd titiHK"" ,.' ..,,
?TTZ i wonid
he tlenlivd. n'." ,ml , -.ntlng.
aetllofor. got him W01lU1
took hla 'lm" ""1
rite l.lm " """",,r:, ,,mbl,n.
m long ..ri.r M a tt in ui
th n,l,r.. K; one. not even
Stock IT tin " ; . . wh0 wng
Ih- P-"'""t' C;;' v I JrU-. of th.
..1 ti... hottoin of It. n 1
-.mles would l'l -
gradually sag. " r(L
,. geniTiii I'"" ' klM,wn
n:f'X: c::;:3H....orl,,son
,)llly toii frw, wU i,lsess was
for nn i.dvi.i .f n .
fallli-s '' Mml " " ' w .rP nlverilnu
,ltl0 , piihor '""'" 1 ' , ,;,, Ten
heir husliu.l" - ' go
Ih- I""" l'r ' IW It renched a
down like- h.nd. l i
point where Uie "; ""-. Ponliminl.
T", rZ ,h e, t MMn whrt
-i,.il with tne .. . . ...i. hiisl-
The 10 nine " - ,. ...
lhat of some qillllonnlw would e.u.hlo
h,.r to do so nmcn g.Hm .
Think of the poor whom she could Um.
"haihri wna Inclined to arguo tho
point. Iter mother was a great novel
11 .,.,,1 oftr.11 sympathized with
rea.iiT im, i'". - - . . .
lovei's who had been 'Priitcd on
wx ... -orhliv consldorntions.
aiH'Oiini o. "- , ,,,,,
Agiilha retiilnd.'U uer ...on,., v.
ne" ' .1.1 h l,..r ninth
anil she Itld H'i'll iiitiK.il, 'J
J to ,n.U.td that such woildUness
.. . nil. ...... i. tilil liaa tn
was reprehensible, in.-.e "-1. - . -?tafi
of impr-r. ' V".
niarrvlnK Pr nM'l, ln!n""K
Eo li th"! of their children would
heamiilyprovi.UM.or
lUU on niiiiiig ' ' f
. ..... ....n. and remiEmmce
ZZw to have deserted
her. . o.i i
"That's very aincrcm, m.
whv It was d men-iii. n,
nl fn ltead she told Agt.tlm that
S hedldnotplvenphiT -romnn 0
nonsense" she would take her to the
other end of the world.
AKatha- havlt.B com- to woman
hooX discoven-d that her etlm-atlon.
Rooks she had read tnciilcat n 1 sWJ
w cilllce and other virtues were for chll-
uiua. A IktiVtlHX Ulill Ullil UfHI .vi "
1.1. hiiniivMl m hrr l-.it'k nml
Ulllll ri a -
Bailed In.
An hour later Mrs. Hurt came back
after her pan, nnd her lirst yell
brought the deacon's wife out of the
house. There lay the once nhapely
and shiny pun In the dirt, trodden 11s
flat as a pancake. It might no to stop
a hog hole In the b-tck fence, nut no (
artisan could never mold It Into a pan.
'Ijtnds alive!" exclaimed Mrs. Hurt
"Mercy ou nio!" exclaimed Mra. Hush.
"That cow did It!"
'r-he must have!"
"And you let her!"
"Sartih Hurt, don't you say anything
like that to me! I didn't know there
., .. .....v iii the carilcn."
. "IS .. sv .. -
"Hut you ought to have known, ir ,
you'd keep your fences li'.ie other folks
the cows couldn't get In Look at that
pan that cost me 10 cents an hour
Kr . . h
"Wna I to sit out here and watcn
It?" protested the deacons wile.
You ought to have neimi me
w hen she was troniping it."
You ought to have taken 11 uou...
......i.t 11 nl,,,, 1' with von."
ui . ii" - - , .
,.'u , ,.il, In, to 1I0 witll It. 11
.., t.,rt lii.nt nnd It's destroyed, nnd
I'll bo switched If 1 ever pay you tho
10 cents!"
"If yon don't I'll sue o"!
"You dasn't!"
There it was, yon see-the tlrst real
qunrrel between neighbors the village
hud had In many long JP"-" t,u
happy mlmled peddler mid the nghtlnrt
cow disnppearetl f""- "u ' v
the'.limrrel remained, it did more than
that The news spread and within two
hours Mrs. Henderson was saying:
"Mrs Hurt shouldn't try to lay the
ultimo off on Mrs. Hush. When a wo
man's busy milking bed she nlnt
thinking of cows. I hope Mrs. u..su
sues for the 10 cents."
Ami i the house right across the
stnvt Mis. UolUdiiy was saying:
"I'd let her sue and be nungvu u
her! When n new 10 cent milk pan
Is left on mv hack steps by a neig.uH.r
It's mv duty ns a Christian woman to
go out I hew every few minutes nnd
see that It s nil ngni. 1 sunn .. . ......
ly advise Mrs. Hurt not to pay tho
10 cents."
Hy the nest day the vlllnire was
about e.iiiill.V divided on the question,
though some few were Inclined to lilauie
nelthr tUe peddler ttW cow. It w" u
Tough Eating.
Thuie ho have partaken of peacock
declare that gorgeous bird to be rtecld
edlv tough eating, while It Is said of
the swan that the fuct of Its ever hav
ing lu-eii 11 familiar dish sneaks highly
In favor of undent English cutlery.
Moreover, it should not lie forgotten
that when bustards and In-ars'. heads
were as common ns sirloins and sad
dles now tire there were scarcely nuy
vegetables to eat with them.
Cape Verde islnuds.
Skyscraper.
The first skyscraper was planned.
hot not built, by n 1'arlsl.io nrehitect
1 in tin. tear HUM. It was to be over Jim
feet high and provide room for .K per
sons.
There are
acre.
An Acr.
I.Vit'.O square feet In one
Pert Personals.
with t intnn Russell married again.
Nat t;oodwln must look to his laurels.
-New York Herald.
1 am a has-been." aay John D.
po-L-of.tiw with tears tn his voice
Johu. It seems, ls prepariug to take a
fall out of somebody.-MllwaiiKee swu-
tinel.
Miss I net Milhollund. one ot New
York's most beautiful Buffraglsts. has
u.w.i, 1. m! m nrnetice law notwithstand
ing the fact that the law she practices
will be merely man uinde.-Culcago
Record-Herald,
Tom Tea. The only thing she said
to tne the whole evening waa -No.
and 1 had to propose to her to get her
to aay that Boston Transcript.
The Place Foe Them.
-ThesA are mv iewels," said Cornelia
proudly aa she lined np her children on
the sidewalk.
"For the land'a saker exciaimea uie
Roman lady who had Jost moTed next
door. "1 do hope yon will keep thein In
the safe."-Galvestoo New.
Town Topics.
Th Giraffa.
r.esH.e!-. Its mug 1 eck. the girtUTe has
a useful tongue, which can be greatly
elongated mid in mis state can be coil
ed around blanches for the purpose of
drawing them down.
Waco, Tex., boasts of a twenty two
story building. What Is to be doue
with the rest of the towu since tt bus
been vacated7-Cbieago .News.
Wise little old New York! Know
ing that nothing so strongly attracts
visitors as wtckeduess. it hits turned
looso 4.R00 convicted lawbreakers un
tier suspended sentences during the
last six yeurs.-Cleveland Leader.
Keeping Busy.
Tha navy ls to have a tot ot dentists
young, but skilled.
They all muat bear a record One of rnolare
pulled or niled.
And when their other work la dona they
wUl be useful for
Tha filling ot th canine teeth that grace
. t. a. rxt np
-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
An Apology.
Lady (at fashionable bail) Do yon
know that ugly gentleman sitting op
posite us 7
Partner That la my brotner. mnuam.
Lady (in confusionlAh, I beg your
pardon. I had not noticed the resem
blance. Dundee Advertiser.
Laundry Lines.
The Liv Spong.
When the sponge is in Hie sea nltve
the Inside of the pores Is covered with
a soft substance like the white of an
egg This appears to be .the tlesh of the
animal, mid currents of water may he
,.o... into the siMinge through
seen 1 i.iiiu..., -- rises
the small piv and out of it through j g
.....1 it la aiinnosell that 1
the large ones, nun ""u
.'i.itu ii,.. w-iiter Is missing through the
,,. hip nourishment for the support
of the uiitmnl is extracted from IU
Silk handkerchiefs should be wash
ed with borax tn tepid water with lit
tie or no soap. Iron them before dry.
nn rnlnv davs. when It becomes nee
essary to dry clothes within doors, use
your theoretical knowledge that heat
rises aud haug them as nign up as po-
Overland Fish,
There Is a tlsh In China that will
travel a udle overhaul from one stream
to another. Land journeys are knowu
to have been taken nt ulght by eels tu
England.
Th Olive Tree.
The olive tree Is of extremely slow
growth. The seed does nut geriitiuaie
uulil two years nner ptauimg. m-"
tree Is Hfv yt,n- 1,1 i'oll,illK ,llto bi'"r
tug There Is a saying U Tuscany.
"I'lant a vineyard for yourself, an or
ange grove for your children and uu
olive orchard for your grandchildren.
Not So Hard aa He Feared.
Friend 1 suppose It waa hard to lose
your daughter!
.. ... ta t
Father Well, it aw seem n n
would be at one time, but she landed
this fellow Just as wfe were beginning
to give up hope.-Chrlstian intelli
u..ra u-aahins ince collars baste
(hem closely on a piece of white ciotu.
They will not be stretched uor toru.
If no starch Is put in mem uiey wui
look like new.
Tha Pottery Tree of Para.
One of the curiosities of Brazil la a
tree whose wood and bark contain so
much silica that they are used by pot
ters. Hoth wood and bark nre burned
and the ashes ntv pulverised and
mixed In emml proportions with clay,
nis-inrin- s verv superior ware. The
tree grows to a height of 100 feet but
.. not exceed a foot in uiameter.
The fresh bark cuts like stuidstone,
and when dried ia brittle and hard.
In Bugvilla,
Pantry Roach - What's this new
thing they call "swat the By 1"
Roilhn. Durned If 1 know. But 1
know this; What's the use of a Million
Population club If everybody keeps
knocking the placer-St i-ouis uepuo-
Uc
Mama Team Lost.
The curfew toll th knell of parting day.
Tha baseball tan wenua aw-v
.,KI
The prospect fill hi bosom with dismay.
. . I J . - .! In B InF
For wire ia wa.una. - ---
,,Ub' -Milwaukee Sentinel.
Bracaleta.
Ur-vili n-m nrteiiiHilt the symbol
0tteltj Betort aylum, werj
A Calloused Flnanolor.
"So yonr daughter married very
wealthy tnanr
. "I should say so. He has had Anger
prints taken for Mentlfleatlon at so
many banks that the balls of his thumb
4n cailouaed."- BaTCalo Expreaa. .
Ih fnot riici's wiis fsliihllMlii'il "I
trWdk Wule.M iW t' W,a'