MIL18B0R0 H0U9, NOV 1o 19l0
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J. W. SEWELL ELECTED
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S nhliigtoii County
vfm ai'ABi.i: ri Ati: oinuu
gillie S l uJ WhlnluB laid.
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rifli" whjuw f tin-Murj.m.M
0f tin rnmjiiK. J'1'"' W. S w
tiul i H4ti. uinl fr four r;int
nhi-riil of WiiHliinton ('41111.lv.
a a cl W'l vT Jutlvr (ItuMtiu
ty majority of H-rham
Vvtrll ran wrll cvrrywlicrv, iiml
rainc "t of tin two llillnlioro
ininh l tli'r lhu In- 'XHTti-il.
lit' ran wll all ovT th rounly,
ami only in Uiohi' pm im tH w In n
a "ittraik'tit titkft" in nlwuy.t
voii'l l" l1 oy any likr ma-joritu-H.
S-wi'l! wan ilrfrntril four yrarn
a'o lis J iitlm (Iixxlin. uikI imhiiv
thoiilit it wa only a just iroj.
4witK.ii that tin two Hhotilil utiii
try ciiMi ltiHinim. Hwr muili a
fliu- campaign ami although tin
drgan iua.li' din tlirvut againut
all n i'iil'liraiiH who nhould dare
toHii.'rt .S'wcll.thf fliwli xi-vin
til ti huv ifohr into tin uir.
It is iniifrtlf.l by all, that hud the
orgati k t out of the fight it
would havi- Ihvii In-tti-r for Mr.
(hIhi. nguiiiHt whom no jiajn-r
in tin' ii'iinty lad mailt any d-U-nnini'd
light. Hut iaK-ni that
arv "orgarm" griiiTally inadi
nii.HtakfH at critical tinutt.
With Kat (Vdar winning, the
vote mi all except lVrkinn and
Thrifji follow h:
HawU-y KM
Smith KM
iournu:in ITtVl
VV.st
Chapman l'l'Jw
Mollis .Ifill
IVard 1.1H9
(innii-r Ifk'tO
HenneliH lltf.t
S-hulmericli . i:w
(niotlin :....1.V.ki
SeWfll 1('.;h'.
IVrkins KS)
Tlint.) M7
Hurklialter litTl
NylnTg m
ll will take theutlicial count to
di'ti'nnii.e whether droller h.'W a
fhaiH'c to overconu' the nine
votes of a lead by Tignrd.
AlC I ION S UM
The undersigned will Bell at ptil
lie auction on the Herman
SclnilU place, l miles east of
I'hillips and .1 mile north of Old
lUtliany, at 10 o'clock a. m., on
SATURDAY. NOV. Ill
dray mare. 7 years. 2 sets
team harness; milch cows, fresh
rwon; ll ton timothy hay; farm
wagon, goml condition; coveretl
hark, gmnl comlition; buggy,
suitable for light market rig; '2
horse Cotton King disc; spring
tooth lever harrow, good as new;
f-sh.vcl cultivator; 2 plows; roll
inir ((nilter;pi,oK'lling grindstone;
Myern spray pump; Calhoun grass
Heedtr; IG-gal iron kettle; hay
rack;!! 1-2 ton side oats; 2 tons
wheat; ;?H sacks liurbank ota
tiies, and other articles too
miincrous to mention. Lunch at
liooil.
Terms of nale; $10 uml under,
rash in hand; over $10. ( months
time at 7 jer cent 2 per cent
olT for cash on sums over $10.
II. F. HaDSKLL. Owner.
J. C. Kuratli, Auctioneer.
, Tims. Council, of (Ilencoe, w as
in town yesterday.
Fresh crop walnuts ut Kmmott
TO, 20 cents per lb.
W. S. Huiley and wife, of south
of town, were in town today.
S. L llollenbeck, of Mountain
('ale, wuh a county seat visitor
today.
L J. Hyrom, of Tualatin, and
who was one of the election
Judges, was in town this morn
'K. hringing in thy returns.
l'ythians are roiuosted to meet
t the hall, next Monday eve
ning, to celebrate the 20th anni
versary. All visiting brethren
are invited. Program and some
thing to eut.
We are making our own Xmas
mix this year, thereby assuring
thy candy eating public some
thing out of the ordinary. A
wimple of our mix is on display
"i our window.- Den of Sweets.
('ol 1). L. Houston made a
ff editable run for labor commis
sioner for the Btate, and says he
rii until he became foot-sore,
u'id unit. Iave is a good loser,
always was, and always will be.
V. C Mallard and family will
move to Portland next week.
Mr. Italian! has mild his residence
in North llilkliom to Mr. and
Mi's. J. W. York, formerly of
lieedville. Mr. and Mrs. Ballard
will be missed in this city, where
their residence has made them
many friends.
Talk about your r.,li..di wagers
a e.-htl.-ma,, from Southern
Oregon ,,;,mm,-, through IlilhUn,
one day la .t vte.-k and t pm
nguiiMt that W.-..1 wot.l.l H.
e erte.l governor of the htate
I I I l-el Wai calle, theHMir of
but he wan gam.-,
I'll I pill lip (he money. W he,,
tol I hy a friend that lt wa;)
fo ledi wag. r he only remarked
lo.it it Wits like finding live io-
laM. and that he ran no rink.
I he U ttor t ame from down in
.1.1. knoii County, where the West
H htiin. nt mh a three to one
plllp.l ,! Mill.
I he hi -!i --.i-IiimiI inea ilire, one
"f the 1 1 -1 in the Htate, has
P ioi.ai.iv i.'-eii defeated in the
county, through people not under
stand i.g the d.-tads f the airair.
Ibr.- ;hm( th.re you would find
I I'1'" I'" vt'-d against it be
cause thev ''feared other town
Wool, gel the prize. A a niat
t"r of fact eight or ten high
h.'hooU eiiiild be supported in this
county without any trouble, and
it woul l he a blevsing.
v rday's down jH..ir of rain
did not deter large crowds from
coming jnto the count seat to
hear the result of Tuesday'a vot
ing. 'Ihe fart that the count
was very slow and that the un
olhcial returns were late coming
in kept Clerk Bailey very busy.
Ilotll telephones were in use all
day, calling up U-lated nrecincts
and on calls from outside MinLs.
Fanners in the vicinity of l'.ea
verton, Keedville and Wheeler
are notified that the Wheeler
warehouse is now open and ready
to receive hay, grain and mta
toes. Will also buy and sell hay,
grain, mill feed, sand, gravel
and cement. (live me a call.
0 K. Wheeler. Wheeler, on
Southern Pacific. 5
Mrs. .1. Nicodemus entertained
the HillsU.ro Needle Craft at her
home on Seventh and Washing
ton Street. Mrs. J. J. Krebs,
Mm. C. Kelise, Mrs. W. Keiling
and Mrs. C. 1 1 iuirs assisted Mrs.
NicodemiiH in nerving cuke and
colfec.
Mr. Stokesbiiry, who was call
ed lutst a few weeks ago on ac
count of the illness of his moth
er, returned u few days ago.
Mr. SU.kesburv built the rock
mad U-t ween here and the Oak
Park hill.
Win. P.agley Sr., of L-isyville,
was among the crowd in the
citv yesterday, interested in
election returns. Clerk Hailey
had a good auuience all day long.
eager to hear from each delayed
precinct.
Oregon - the last rail if the
West bv Walter V. Wochlke.
Iteautifullv illustrated in four
colors in NovemlK-r Sunset Mag
azine. Now on sale at all new
stands. 33-5
Hon. 15. p. Purdy. of Gaston,
was in the city yesterday after
noon, on Home legal business
Mr. Purdv was one of the conn
ty's representatives of the lower
bouse, at Salem, a few years
ago.
The Indies of the Methodist
church w ill serve a chicken sup
ner on Fridav evening. Nov. 11.
in the church parlor. Super
from .r:30 to 8 o'clock. 31-5
.1 A. Johnson, of Mow Bea
verton. and w ho has been road
suuervisor there for many years,
was in town yesterday, bringing
up the ballot uixes.
Pure White Leghorn cockerels
this year's brood - for sale.
Mrs F. Hoekmann. Wheeler
Station. lteaverton, Oregon,
Route 2. 34-6
W. F. Dessinger, the Heaver
ton contractor, was up yesterday,
Work is suspended on the new
school house.
I el evervone be County Judge,
when it comes to pass on the
goodness of our maple fudge.
... . . IJ la
We make tt-i'en oi shitw,
Albert N. Vanlxwaml Dina A.
c,iii, lwth nf the Verboort see
tion, were given license to wed
this morning.
For sale Two sows, two pigs,
.,.,,1 civ ullO! it. Inuuire I. U
ii.,cImo Fair Acre Farm, outh
IIOOXK'III - " - -
llillslKiro.
mia Annn Fowler, of Port
1UI.SO ........ ----- ,
land, and a former resident of
Hillsboro. was in the city yester
day afternoon.
IiOst:
ward.
Garage,
Oregon.
Snitz dog. small. Ke
Return to Lee Sears,
Third Street. Hillsboro,
35tf
C. F
Hesse and son. H. T,
Hesse, were in tromscnoiis, una
. r I - 11. . .kl.i
afternoon.
llevwood. of Oak Park
v.ter-i av. mixing with
VI tin . J .
the crowd.
Monmouth Butter at Emmott
Pros. Try it -it is uie re.
thing.
Henry Staffers, of near Beth
any, was in the city yesterday.
T. P. Goodin, of West Union,
was in the city yesterday.
K. W. Pant, of Keedville, was
in town this morning.
White Mountain Flour-$1.55
at Fmmott's.
Official election returns in next
week's paper.
WEST CARRIES
Jy Itowermmi lk-fvatet! by a le
ililve Majority I uisday
HI ATI! aM I I. Or ASSI MIII V IDI A
Chimbrrlaln'a I'rcdktion Made
IlilUbiiru Cumo True
f all reports from the state
lectorate are true Oswald West
has been elected governor of
Oregon by not less than (J, 000
majority over Jay Howerman.
'.owerman, it w ill lie rerncmlxT-
I, went into the assembly
igainsi uon. Jas. Witlivcomhe.
onnerly of ashington County,
and against Or. Andrew Smith,
of Portland, and won hands down
H-caiise the i.acked nrimaries of
ortlandwere fixed for Howcr-
man from the first.
Withycombe and Smith went
into the state assembly little
ireaming uiai tney rnigtit as
wen remain at home, liower
man walked away West lcat
elf Myers, w ho wan the Multno
mah assembly selection for a
andidatc against liowerman,
ami ttien llie light opened in
arnest.
Gov. Chamberlain stumu'd the
state, lieing forced into the fight
through the tactics of liowerman
papers, and West comes under
the wire -Well, yoil know When
the two Butte precincts go
against a republican candidate
for governor there s something
wrong and mats what the
Butte precincts did this time.
PROHIBITION WiVfliN.
rohibition was badly beaten
uesday in Washington County.
No one knows just what the
majority is. but it is thought that Mountaindale, were n the city
it will ruach anywhere from COO yesterday, Mrs. Davis being en
... ooo Ti... n,:.,.., uu i.ni ; in route to Portland for a short
(, nfi;, i i iu 1 1 win vi Miu I
loubt, and the seach law wanP,au "u"
iadly defeated. The HillslHiros
jadlv In-at the prohibition meas-
ure, nut ueieaieu tne norne ituie
bill by a small vote. Over the
state prohibition received the
worst ctiecK mat n mi huia n-
eu lor M.iiit.- i-Ji3. ""wmimi.
remained wet by decisive major
ities. and dry counties here and
there tumbled over themselves
to crack the prohibition measure,
ami the searcn law. wnicn pro-
videdthat anyone who "had it
in for a neighbor" could make it
mi.rhtv onoi..:.nt for him bv
having his room, or his house
searched. Of course, the prohis
say that they win come at tne
thing again - anu uiey win - oui
the next time it is likely to go
heavier than ever ana tnere win
undoubtedly ue many more wei
counties.
CHANCI; FOR UKONHK
Ferd Groner has a chance yet for
the legislature. With Fast Cedar
m lie is snort oui nine vous,
and the olht'ial count niight make
change Hulticieia U)Couiu mi in
although it is only a possibility.
It is "sartin sho that Groner
made a dandy run. as did all the
andidates on the independent
legislative ticket.
CARD OP THANKS
Wb desire to thank the people of
Greenville and vicinity for their
manv kindnesses in tendering
t ,....,,.,( I ,r Jill.!,,,. tVm ill.
UIU UIIU ?)l lOttHljr V.U....R .e- ...
ness and obsequies of our little
ton Kmi .
Mr. and Mrs. William Witt,
Greenville, Ore., Nov. 10. 1910,
RHAL ESTATK TRANSFERS
M C l.'lti in C.fit lt.il(V 4 in
siirrwixxi 1500
R U WmaEruiain t wni Ji'ks.in,
t ncxts See x 5 t uru 600
Wash. Co Abstract Title & Trans
fer Co to Western Timlier Co, 330
in WasliitiKtou County
Mry K Carter to Oliver M Scott,
3V a Siinford Wilc ilonaliot .
A J Uaitrampf to A J Seavey, 40 a
sec 33 t i n r 4 w
F K Ienion to V. C llurlbert, etnl
17. 17 a L A Sparks iloiiHtloii
to
JoaCronin to Catherine Nome, 1.05
acres nee J 1 1 r 1 w... yju
Sarah Smith to I're.l Walter, qo a
David hetioK donation 9
John McCann to
J A t'uieout, 29 a
t I u r 4 ,03
A S Sholea to F.dw Sqiiires, 2 lots at
Cornelius oo
K V Heemster to Chas Velleu(a, lot
iu Tualatin Valley Acre 10
Jos Finke to Robert Finke, 40 a sec
35 1 1 1 r 1 w ioaa
K C Ballard to J W oik, residence
in Hillsboro 1800
S Weckert to II V Hushong, 5o acies
sec 31 1 1 s r t w 5000
A B Caples to Mary Allison, 10 a
near Forest Grove 3000
T R Davii to O & C R R part blk 4
Simmons ad - 1
Evelyn Fisher to S J Kester, lot in
Garden Home 10
K I West to John Mewer, 10 a Win
Wilson donation 525
Wui Thompson to J W Seavey, 10 5
a see 33 1 a n r 1 w 55
County Commissioners Butner
and McClaran were down today,
at a session of the county court.
Commissioner Butner will meet
once more on the board, after
many years of service for Wash
ington County.
Official election returns in next
Week's paper.
And the next day -and the
next it rained.
Fred Wilcox, of Greenville,
was a county seat visitor today.
J. 0. Schiilrnerich, of Banks,
was a county seat visitor ims
morning.
Ten head of pigs for sale-I).
TschalKild. Hillsboro, Ore., Route
1. Helvetia.
N. I. Burnett, of Greenville,
was a ixist-election visitor yes
terday and Unlay.
(Jo to the King Light Co. for
your electric light supplies. Sec
ond door east of Crescent Theatre.
Gabriel Kssner, of aUive Moun-
taindale, was in the city yester
day, bringing in Mountain re-
turns.
VV-,.,i.,l- li;.,h
bull, between one and two years
old. dive price and breeding.
l,ox Ul 1"ortf8t Urove- Ure
Now for the city election
;Mn,in alonK,.tlh.,i ''"T1 Monday in
Oecember. This election busi
ness is getting monotonous.
he
Money to loan on real estate
security. We sell farms. Try
us. The Webfoot Realty Co.
Hillslxiro 12tf
Jas. Corey, one of the old-
timers of Mountaindale, was in
town yesterday, to seo how the
election returns were coming in.
M. C. Hew itt, the carpenter, is
still in thehoiiKcmoving business,
and if you have a building to
move, see him for an estimate.
Then. Ket.ma fn Ik. I.nt little
;n trvinir to make a state so
W(.t as Oregon put its name in
the "dry" column. Too much
rain
0. G. Wilkes and J. B. Wilkes
have equipped the Linklater
building, north of the Argus, for
a garage, and will soon open for
business
J. H. Davis and wife, of above
. . L, f : 1
As the Hotel Washington
rounds to completion it presents
more anci more nanasome an
appearance. The windows are
now in the upper stories.
iy,t Attorney E. B. Tongue
,.!lmp ht.mu the flrtt of th wW
in order to cast in his vote. Like
many others he found it neces
sary to swear in his ballot.
Horse tor sale -bay, 6 years
-ii..-. . .
pia: hw: t.roKe. ana souna ana
true. -Martin Vandehey, at
county farm, Newton, one mile
Southeast of Hillsboro. 33-5
x. Harding was down from
Gaston yesterday morning, bring
irUrln the election returnswhich
are generally of the nature to
make the dominant party smile,
For rent: 160 acres with 40
acres in cultivation; tsu acres
fine pasture lands with running
water; fair buildings; 6 miles
southwest of Hillsboro. Kuratli
Bros. 33-6
Hon Ira K pUrdin and Hon
iiubor, innards were down
from yorvj.t rove yesterday.
: the smile that will not
wear oil because us carried
the state.
The Schiller-a 10 cent cigar,
and the Grand Marca, a two for
a quarter cigar, are what you
want when you buy a cigar,
Kept at every bar in Hillsboro,
Ask for them
Manager Kinser, of the con
densers, was an interested visitor
at the court house yesterday
.,1L;mr ,U0 ,fjnn r..frna
h 1
the rural carriers are now
commencing to get into the bad
road period and they are likely
to have several months of it
Thank the Ixird the election is
over-and now we will have two
years to patch up the old sores,
and renew old friendship
All kinds of Al groceries at
the Walch & Co. Store, on First
Street, near S. P. Depot Also
feed. Give us a call. 35-6
Chris. Peterson, who recently
moved from the North Plains to
the Grove, came down Tuesday
to cast his vote.
Miss Bertha Rehse departed
last Tuesday for Seattle to visit
her sister, Mrs. M
1). Carzes.
Two fine fresh cows for sale
one a Holstein. Mrs. Louisa
Zueger, Newton, Ore. 34-6
August Wedeking, of Scholls
has been doing some work over
in the Jobe section.
John Ben Stewart, of South
Tualatin, was in town the last of
the week.
Geo. Schulmerich was down to
Southern Oregon the last of the
week.
Orenco is talking of incorporat
ing when the legislature convene.
Jos. Brandenberg, of near
Orenco, was in town Monday.
Shorty Smith was up from
Orenco election day.
Oregon was both wet and dry
on election day.
Official election returns in next
week's paper.
E
ADMITTEDJ PROBATE
Estate Is Valued At About
Twenty-l ive Thousand
VALUABLE FARM ON THE TUALATIN
Makci Characteristic Divixioa of Hit
Estate to Heira
he last will and testament of
the late Hon. L. A. Rood was
yesterday admitted to probate.
he property consists of a fine
farm on the Tualatin river, be-
ow Newton station, near what
known as the Rood Bridge; a
house and Borne lots in this city;
and some personal property. To
red and Thomas Rood, Hills
boro. and Mrs. Anna Curtis, he
gives t&yj each, cash, and to
rs. Thomos Humphreys, of
eppner, $3f; and to the wife
gives a life interest in the
illsboro home; and a life inter
est in the big larm, she to have
the rentals until her death, and
then the realty is to be divided
among the four children, share
and share alike. In case of mar
riage, however, Mrs. Rood will
relinquish the revenue of the
farm.
Hon. W. N. Barrett filed the
ill in probate.
WP.Dt)r;D 60 YEARS
orest Grove, Oregon, Nov. 9.
(Special.) Mr. and Mrs. Stephen
Blank, of this city, celebrated to
day the GOth anniversary of their
edding.surrounded by relatives.
A purse containing $G0 was pre
sented to the couple, who have
lved in Forest Grove continuous-
y since 1852.
Harrison Blank, of Winthrop,
a., a brother of Mr. Blank, was
present, as were Mrs. McMillan
Ordway. of Portland, Mrs. Ella
Caulfield, of Oregon Citv, and
Mrs. Louise Phillip, of Mon
mouth. An elaborate wedding
dinner was served, ftlr. and
Mrs. Blank are natives of New
York State, and both were born
in 1829.
Card of Thanks
he undersigned desires to sin
cerely thank those who gave us
aid and sympathy during the ill
ness and obsequies of the late L.
liood, husband and father.
and return especial thanks to
their mends in Hillsboro and
vicinity for the beautiful floral
tributes.
Mrs. 1 1. A. Rood and Family.
Hillsboro, Ore., Nov. 8. 1910,
It may be high treason to
make a note of it, but County
Clerk Bailey is the best guesier
in Washington County. On the
night of the election he came
within twenty of guessing the
majority of every man on the
ticket where there was a close
contest He correctly estimated
the Bow'crman majority, the
Hawley majority, and predicted
that the legislative ticket would
be close, with terd Groner
close finisher.
Edward Snyder, of Portland,
has sued Jennie Snyder for di
vorce, alleging cruel and inhuman
treatment. He says that Jennie
emptied the unsanitary contents
of a slop jar over his cocoanut
one evening when they engagec
in an altercation, and that she
nut him out of business. He
says that Jennie also gets booze
at a drug store and proceeds to
make merry when he is away
and troublesome when he arrives
I represent the Spirella corset,
Make selections in your home,
where accurate measurements
can be taken, and you get a cor
set to meet the requirements 0:
your figure. Send postal card
or phone call for appointment
Mrs. M. E. Caudle. Hillsboro,
Oregon, Fifth and Jackson Sts
Ind. phone, 584. 26-37
The fight between Judge
W. Barnes, independent and W.
D. Smith, for justice of the two
Hillsboros, was closely contested.
Out of over 600 votes Judge
Smith won out by 74 majority.
Judge Barnes smilingly says that
he made a good race against the
regular nominee, and that he is
satisfied.
Talk about your rains the
heavens seem to have opened
yesterday morning, and the
downpour has been something
ternnc, day and night, ever
since. Beiore long the Jackson
Bottoms will be one of the finest
lakes in the country.
Taken up: At my place at
Witch Hazel, bay gelding colt,
about 3 years old, weighs about
1000, white on right hind foot
Owner can have same by proving
property, pay for keeping and ad.
Frank Weisenbeck, Beaverton,
Oregon, R. 4. 35-7
Just ask Emrick & Corwin to
see one of their new gopher
traps. Gets them every time
and there is no chance of shoot
ing yourself or running a spear
I in your hand.
JIG
John Doe Watson, a fellow
aged about 30 or 40. walked into
the Arthur Cox home last even
ing, with no apparel on except
his underwear. He was taken
into custody, and Dr. Tamiesie
examined him and decided he
was insane.
I have a 3 1-1x4 1-4 kodak in
perfect condition with both film
and plate attachments; a com
plete developing and printing
outfit; a portrait lens; and other
supplies. Can be had for 1;, if
taken at once.-Box 203, Hills
boro. Mr. andjvlr3. Wilhelm Witt, of
near Greenville, lost their four
months (M son. Emil. last week.
The Witts recently moved to
the Greenville section. They are
very worthy people and have
the sympathy of the community.
Ingratitude.
Too remember da t guy, Jim Burker
askel an Irate I'.owcry UciilwD. "lie's
dat stiff dat'a doln' time up d-r river
Slug Hiiig boli;Iury-U'n years. Well,
;u know all I done fer dnt stiff.
When he was pinched didn't I put np
dr coin tfr der lawyers? Llilu't I pay
der witnesses? Sure I did. Ie odder
day I t'lnks I'll Junt go an' aee dat
mutt Jus' to leave him know his Men's
sla't Ul de can on '1m. So I drives
out to de Jail an" goes Into de warden's
office, an' he says I gotter send me
card In. Me card! V ye get dat?
Well, anyway, I writes me name on a
piece o' papr, an' a guy takes It Into
Jim Rurke, an' what d' you t'luk dat
stiff tells dat guy to tell me?"
I've no Idea," said the listener.
He tells him," concluded the angry
one, "to tell me dat he am i in: suc
cess Magazine.
By the Atlantic
Upon the aanils of Absecon
The red man trod In dure ai?one
And atood. deep cheated, stanch and
atralKht,
A man In man's unfettered state.
When drat the start began to pale
With fearless tread he made hie trail
Where he In reverent Joy might lew
The morning aa tt woke anew.
But now the red man keeps a store.
Where popcorn venders haunt the shore.
And there against the tinted sky
A wondrous figure greets the ere.
With gleeful hat and Joyous hose
And beauteous but bulgy clothes.
The modern man stands forth upon
The glittering sands of Abseoon.
-Philadelphia Press.
One Dsy Stand.
"Where Is the new domestic, Marls. V
suited Mr. Sttibb when be returned
from his office. '
Indeed, I don't know. John," sigh
ed Mrs. Stubb. "I told her to dust
out the porch."
"And what happened."
"Why, she dusted out of the porch
and down the road and I haren't seen
her since." Chicago News.
The Risky Business.
Ef you took ol' Elijah fer what you ad
mire
An' you want to heaven tn a chariot of
fire
Don't you think you would burn up on de
way?
Ef you took ol' Job w'en de trouble wus
ter pay.
W'en Satan come ter see him fer ter
spend a holiday.
Don't you think that ter dis tune you'd
be scratchln' on de wayr
Atlanta Constitution.
Expensive.
Til never offer any more frlendlj
advi.-e."
Wouldn't he listen to you?"
"I!e listened to me carefully and
th.'u s truck me for $3. Of course 1
hud to cough up." Louisville Courier
Juuru.X
Willing.
He showed me buildings that were tall,
He showed me acres that were wide.
He told me that he owned them all
And many other things beside.
I Ce pointed out a fine steam yacht.
A touring car he showed me too.
lie waa not handsome, but I thought
He might be strong and brave and true.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Deft Hand.
Thp Widow-Oh. Mr. Smith,
nev. r make me believe that!
you'll
The Candidate I said I had never
loved ii woman till now. Not that no
woman ever loved me, 'cause I would
not say nnythlug so stupid as that'
Town aud Country.
Triolet.
8he tied my bow tie.
And 1 stooped down and kissed her.
'Twas done on the sly
She tied my bow tie,
And I wished, with a sigh.
That she wasn't my sister.
8he tied my bow tie,
And I stooped down and kissed her.
Cleveland Leader.
A Close Second.
Skinner Good morning, ma'am! Did
you ever see anythlug so uusettled as
the weather has been lately?
Miss tsasnley w ell, there s your
board bill, Mr. Skinner. Stray Stories.
Csution.
pussy her coat
like little
looks so
warm!
And u 1 don't touch her she'll do me no
harm.
So I'll not pull her tall or pat her smooth
head, ;
For fur's full of microbes that might
make me dead!
-Life.
Alternatives.
"Do you think, sir, that I am the
man to resign under fire?"
'Well, no. But how would you feel
like resigning under a nice coat of
whitewash?" Philadelphia Ledger.
An Earthy Thought.
When grim dyspepsia haunts the land
Man's disposition, harsh or bland.
Doth not depend on what he thinks
So much as what he eats and drinks.
Washington Star.
Ahead of Rumor.
Dick-There's one thing about Igm
lse she nerer repeats stories about her
women friends.
Ethel Repeats! No, Indeed;
tarts them. Christian Advocate.
she
Father's Homeoomlng.
Father hustled home at noon
With step serene and steady,
Blew a fuse out pretty soon.
For dinner wasn't ready.
Buffalo Express.
PROFKNSIOHAL.
I A. HAILEY, M. I).
rhjslrlaa and Knrfreu
Oltle Bailey-Mcntn blnoa, wpntnlra,
Rootna 12, 1.1 anil IS. Kenl.tenc Soulr
Wfwt corner Hwllii and Bcoiul Mlreela,
Both 'J'lioiiM.
S. T. LINKLATER, II. B. C. M.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Otnce upstairs over The Delta Drue HU.ie
Rtal.lonoe but of Court Munwe,
In Use corner of the block.
JAMK8 FHILLIPK TAMlliSlE, U. V,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
8uriraoa Southern Paclne KallnMd Co.
Coiinu.lU.tion in French or KngliNh, Of
H. upnUtirs, over A. Orow' etore,
north aide of Mala St., Hlllaboro, Or.
A. B. BAILEY, M. D., D. D. S.
Physician and Surgeon.
Office Rooms 7, 8 and 9,
Bailey-Morgan Block:.
Both phone.. Hillsboro, Ore.
DR. ELMER H. SMITH
Osteopathic PhysicidQ
m e
OFFICE HOURS
Mondays, Wednesdays and FriiUys
9 to 12; I to 4; 7 to S.
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays
7 to 8 p. tn.
Linklater Bldg over Delta. Both I'lionei
DR. W. E. PITTENGER
Dentist
Rooms 10 and 11 Morgan-Ballsy niork,
street. Over Dennis Store.
HILLSBORO ------ 0RKOON
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B AO LEY A HAKE
ATTORNBYS-AT-LAW
Rooms 1 tad i Sbate BaildJrtf
HILLSBORO. . . OKKGON.
E. B. TONGUE
ATTORNKY-AT-LAW
Rooms i, 4, & 5, Morgan Blk, Hillslx ro
JOHN 11. WALL
ATTORNRY-AT-LAW
Offic Upstairs, Bailey lUrga Blo-i
Rooms, i an s.
HILLSBORO. - ORKGny.
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W. N. BARRE'iT
ATTORNBY-AT-LAW
Or riot: Main Btreet, opp. Court Houue,
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THOS. H. TONGUE, JR.
ATTORNBY-AT-LAW
Morgan Blk, Upstairs, Rooms 3, 4 and 5
Hillsboro, - - Oregon
Dr. S. M. REAGAN
VETERINARY PHYSICIAN
AND BURGEON
The only graduated and licensed Veter
inary in Hillsboro. Sixteen years prac
tical experience.
OFFICE, HILLSBORO LIVERY CO.'S
STABLE No. 1
Office phones: Faci no States 601; Iiut. 213
Residence phonen; Independent 243; I'a-
citio Slates 481.
DR. J. R. MARSHALL,
DENTIST
I am Prepared to do High Class
Dental Work. A New Office with
Modern Euuipment
Tetuiesie Bldg. HILLSBORO, 0BR.
Mdin and Third.
MODERN WOODMEN
Silver Leaf Camp No. 8I93, Modern
Woodman cf America, meets every first
ami third Saturdays in each mouth at
their Hall in Reedvilie, Oregou. Viitit
ing and sojourning Neighbors sre cordial
ly invited to attend camp tueeti.igi
S. O. Rhodhs, Consul.
R. E. IIalijkrman, Clerk.
ftm m am m m
J. S. L0RSUNG
i Contractor .and Builder j
I Large Barns a Specialty M
Ind'pt phone 151 Rood's Div. j.
p Hillsboro, Ore., R. F. D. 5 m
;h:s::kkis:bBk;Sa:iis!!I
OR I). F. HEINECK, V. S. D. V, 0.
VETERINARY PHYSICIAN
AND SURGEON
Office
SHERWOOD ST A BLK
Ind. Phoae 09, Sherwood, Ore.
DR. J. B. NORMAN
Physician and Surgeon
Office in
TAMIESIK BUILD1NO
Calls promptly Answered
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