HILLSBORO ABOUS, AUG t'. ISlO
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1910
start tho NEW YEAR by opening an
account with th
Hillsboro Commercial Bunk
i;i)V. SCHUUIKUICII, President
'cm. SCHULMKRICH, Cashier
'c 1" general bulking business, ami
tic .trciiKtli nur in un-
(motioned. Courteous treatment to all.
15c One of Our Patrons
Pays You 4 Per Cent Interest on
Savings and lime Deposits
MAY BE LAST OF
Base -Ball - Goods
CZ I
Our Store carries the l st as
sortment in the city, and Our
li ices arc the chcast.
Fishing TncKle
W'e kcrj the line lkl.uxc. Come
in ami let U show you
Bicycles
l test manufactures tf bicycles al
ways in stock. Our bicycle re
pairing is the kiiul that "Stuys
Repaired."
I LEE SEARS, - Hillsboro.
Curujei Third Street.
THROUGH TICKETS EAST
ON S.U.K DAILY
Oregon Electric Railway
And Choice of Route
beyond Portland
LOW ROUND TRIP EXCURSION
FARES
ST. l'AUL DKNVKR
ST. LOUIS NKW YORK
CHICAGO BOSTON
On Sale Sept. 8, 1910.
1'nr ratesSlecjKT reservation ami full inform:!-
ti'ni address,
A. L. Rt i i-, A C 1- . V A II. Ckosisk, Agent
OtrB.ui l-lrrlrlc Rv. Urreon l-lrctnc Ky.
I'uitUtl'l I lit.
HilWboio, Ore.
3
All kinds of Fir. OaK and Ash
Wood, four lW, or 16 inch.
First class Mountain Fir and Al
pole Oak, Trices reasonable.
All fir wooU sold by me will be
sawed for 50c per cord for fir, 60c
ler cord for outside wood; 60c per j
cord for hardwood. Three-cut
sawing, joc extra.
HOT!! TKI.KPIIONKS.
John W. Masters.
POPULAR EXCUR
51
pioneer wood yard
HELPING HUMANITY.
Fithcr and Bon Vitwcd Condition
From Gpi.aada Standpoint.
Twenty )cjh (if, hi) ' liii'iiKo
A'lviltei'. H (II ilir:ii;i-'l Ji.HliK d'K'tor
111 n liirjf" illy :ii i.-1 1 ( ,,i,rf .y hU
11I1I f.itlier. liu 1 linn- up f 1 11 u m rural
1IU.1H' I In I.K.k after hit ty.
"Well, hn." In mi, "Ihia' ur. you
I'etlliii; uliiiii;?"
"I'm nut kiHInk nlmiK nt nil," an
the illHiii iirii'iuil reply. "I'm it do
Ini; h lliliiit "
'Hie ol'l iiiiiii'h I'oiliitftiitii'-i' Ml, but
(in HHk- of loiiriiKe iiihI 1 itt i-tn 11111I
tiirNt-HTBiHf. Later In i 1 dny he
went with hi mm to tin- tr-f din
lienmiry." w lu re the ymiiii; dm tor had
1111 iiMHiiiiirl. il iHl..ii null where he
MiH-ttt an lioiir or inori' every day. The
father mil by, 11 xlli iit but liiteiinely In-
tereted witiitiir, while twenty five
HMir uiifurtiiiiiitei rci i hi-il ln-li. The
dm tor forgot hU visitor while In- t
ill nkllW-i! i-ni rLii'- to t!ii- tiixk, Imt
hardly linil tin- iloor 1 Ioh. d on tin? lut
patient when tin old mini buril forth:
"I thutit'lit you told hip unit you
4-ri- not iIoIiik anything! Why, If I
hml ltclM-l twenty the p'-ople lu a
ini.iitli mm nun li iih you hiivi' In one
iimrtiliiB I would thank Jod my life
eoiiiited for Koim-thliiK
There hn't liny money In It,
tliotilih." Mplulned the oii, hoiui-wliat
iiartir.n can have a lunchi'on I iiint-l. Money: the id mini aiiout
; Hj.r.-ail on the bank of tho Ne-' "wilfully. "Money: wimt
.'ili.m flu. In n u. II ........ 1H moiu-y in ioniianKoii I'll iM-iiin i
11 11 1' , .1 tine to your fellow iiH'ii'f Never mind
Mi slmro ut rime in the mnrniuu; , v
H Millt lllollev. iU !! rlL'ht IllollK 111
ana will siarion as return trip (U .rk vvi.r). lh,s n, t,0 ,,ark t0
at live in the afternoon. Stons ,,, .i .,i,tiv ,..,rn u r
Will U' tliade all alorik' the line. L,,K, i Hiumort you in Ii.iik an I
If the eomnanv can eet riirht hin.-vh. nmi iii-n oumi fvi-rv nluht
of way over the truck that is yet witli ih" thouui'i tiit I hnv. tiditd
umler the construction charge it '-ii yr fi-iiow im-n.
will run the train clear to the
front.
Aunt Sally's Money
I .m-rt nl Mountain Should Make
Next Sunday ' Trip
M) II' AM) Sl.i: Tilt: KICi 1IMIU K
Tfm Will be InJer Condutlur Dan
Milnuihlan
I i-Mtt)i-ti tH of IlillHUito and alonj;
jtlie llli.-of t. P. U. & X. Khoillil
j take iid vantage of the Smxlay ex
eurHiun to the hi tirnlx-r next
j Sunday an thin may In-the last
of the popular Sunday dollar ex
M'tiiHions for the year. The
chaiiee to Hpeml a day in the
' lullrt and travel over a road that
jforHcenie Ix-auty is hard to du
I plicate, does not come every day.
The management has a nice pic
nic ".round at Timber, and there
are manv nice places where all
By M. QUAD
r.prtrM. Hi1), tr AoriiM Lit-
erry I'rrii
Noth c to Contractor!
SHREWD VICTOR HUGO.
Quitt Way In Which Ha Bullied th
Thoilric! Manager.
Here lire tli ineihodH hi' h Iuman
thi filler hihI Vhtor Huk'.i employpit
when they liuil a IieW I'hl.V to offer to
tlii theiiter. iKiinaM wo til d write tn
', Sealed bids will Ik? received bv
the ('otiiitv Court of Washington
Coumv, (Jret'on, until 2 p. rn. of
the 8th day of Sept., I'JlO, ami the dlrwtor of the forte St. Martin
; then opened for the construction My ir Kripnrt-i iiaii ihidk you on
. f .. ;ii .....I t.- .1,,.. t,. , 1 hiil M'UKiiiy a niay in n -. ""
. " 'UKV v' "i"a ""- Mile. ii,r-, Mrw. Dorval. k-a. IvOck
nrulife on uie Armeniroui piace, ruy, irovoi and itv m n.
near KoV Station. Thin fXtrnvaKHiirp would alarm tut'
A certified check for 5 ter director, win. would put off the pro-
rent of the amnunt of ItH Wl be durtloii of tho play till lietler ilay
reiiuired and the court reserve Then Victor Iln.;.. would appvar u.id
.1,.. i,.K,i.w.n,u.r.ll U,U hl'.vly Jraw a Hmuusi-ripl out of his
11 '"V" ' J , ' :i .'Kket. He would atrree to everythlm?.
Snecitications may be seen at the ', . . ' ... ,,.
, ,. - . . . . I l III" l'PH IUIII'HIIJ TI.-UHI ..,"
olhce of the County JlKltfe. . .i,lrl,lv. nine nil he wanted
ii i .. r .i. .. ' fV... 1 '
liy oruer oi uie i ouiuy vaiui u .,, (J)Mi ..iwcnble: tin new di-cora
J. V. GoODIN,
Countv Judne.
August 22, 1910. 24-G
MAkilAkUT DYKI-
tlont would be ihhiUhI uor any clianKf
at nil
Rn the plH-e would n- rend, and as
the rule were distributed Iluiiu would
nay ruu.HltiiflT, "IMeu, how Hue Freder
ck would le In that part:'- "That Is
true." Ilorel would inurumr. and a few
Mrs. Mariraret Dvke, well known dy after he would announce that
as "Crandina" Dyke, diet! near Frederick was enk-apil. iiuuo would
I'.anks. Auk'. 21. 11)10. She was then remonstrate turn tun u.-troyeu
l..rn nt k'novville. Tenn.. Oct. iuliwlw.niipi. ami ttau.oun
i- Ti... f ;i li..Kn..., Wiierriere ami .une. nmn;
would
Aunt Hnlly llemlcrHou wan tie.- wid
ow of a farmer. She wai a buatlitij;
little womnu with a babyish look. She
kept a hired man on the farm and a
hired iflrl In the kitchen, but kIio was a
bona and a worker c well. . She was
kind to wayfarer and a liberal con
tributor to the unfortunate, and h
win ready to take advice on all point
but one. There hhe wat Hlnitulnrly ob-
Rtluate and Kennlui'ly f'-lUb.
Imriiii; bin lifetime Farmer Mender-
ton bad been the victim of a bank
failure. True, lie lot only $17 In It,
bul It wa a leanon to last him the rent
of hi day and to be handed over to
bU wife when he dejiartii. She bad
been a widow for three years, when
a aistcr dhil and left her a thousand
d"llan In canh. There waa then a pri
vate banker In the nearest village, and
be waa ftpoken of by all as God fearing
and atrl' tly honest. There were peo
ple who had known him from infancy,
and they vouched that there wan not a
blot on his character. When Aunt
Sully cot her thousand che was ad-
vihed to bank It. She declined. After
ahe had been talked to by her neigh-
bora, her tulnhtti-r. tho Jusitlce of the
eare and other she did consent to
drive Into the village one day and take
a look at the banker. Me looked g'od
to other folks, but after five nilnutin
Aunt Sally turued from him and said:
"I wouldn't trust that man with i
single dollar'."
Hut why'?" waa asked.
"I5ecaue he toes In when he walks.
lou take my word for It, he'll turn out
to bo a rascal."
She was laughed at, but she aaid
no toe-in banker for her thousand dol
lar. She'd keep It In the house. Of
course she was warned of the danger
of robbers, but she amlied In ber baby
way and replied that they could come
on as fast as convenient. In a month
It waa known pretty much all over the
county that Aunt Sally Menderson bad
a thousand dollars In the house. Some
said It was burled In the cellar, others
that It was hidden in the garret, oth
ers still that it waa In a trunk under
her lied. With everybody talking there
waa bound to lie results.
It was a big tramp who came limp
ing along the highway at sundown
one day and talked of bis hunger and
afflictions. Hesldes his limn he bad
bis left arm in a sling. No friends, no
home, nothing in the future for him.
He wept as Aunt Sally questioned
him. He was fed and given quarters
In the barn. At midnight he came out
of the barn without his limp or his
aling and raised a kitchen window and
stepped in. As he stepped In he also
stepped Into a beartrap yawning for
Weary Willie, and the Jaws closed on
one of his legs. He was a big man,
and he made a fuss according to his
size. Aunt Sally dressed and came out
of her bedroom and had him carried
she would see him later. After break
fast his case was attended to. The
hired man brought up some blue beech
gads, and while he laid theui on Aunt
Sally stood by and sang "Shall We
Gather at the River V
The next comer floated In from the
village. He was traveling with a clr-
rr V;i , be engaged. Then Hugo would attack
to Missouri. She remembered h( MaM, HHthiK (M(, ,liat
llalley's comet in lKband wit- tll ,,ubll(, m,j llr, 0f WPre almiist
nesseil the ereat lullintr ot the n insult to these treat artists. If
tars 'XX ears ak'o. She crossed Hond showed reluctance at this. Hugo out "i the lawn. Tnere he was tied
il,.. t,l-irw in IKhVi. and lost a lit- would threaten to withdraw Ids piece. l and the trap removed, and she said
tie tinirer while en route, it lieintf And no the game would go on till,
the result of an accident with a l"11 tiy little. Hugo had obtained ev-
horse. She settled in Baker 7,nm" '""'""''' " "r
l , Wva in d'HtiKliiK or tne paier Hanging m me
l till 1 1 l I , Mllll IV.WIIIVW vv. Bn.,.,
i.. ior .. -"'-
IN it i, ill 10I.J hue euuie m rnwie
i :.. urn .....
mKloll l ouniy. uuu in iou roi Agttrslia's Stony Dtsort,
to t ol fax, Wltsninjrton, wnere The treat snmv dem-rt of north Ann-
she resiiled Until 11K)7, returning tralin vvBSdiscoveriil by Captaiu Sturt, cus as a seller of pink lemonade. Al-
here and taking Up her residence an AuMtntltan explorer. In lS45-fi. It though he was making 500 per cent on
west of Banks. She leaves 110 t north of the river Imrling and is his liquid Designed to get rich faster.
hililren hut leaves 1' irrand- Bbout 3'w "11S '"ns mul " ' Hearing of that thousand, be walked
!..., .,.,,1 ! .rV..ar.ire;initrliil. consisting of sandy dunes or ridges, out to cooper it and buy some cold
""'' r--"- r- ---- I ..ltJ u.,..,.f n ni... O
I...... 1.1.., n....;. -... nf I'n fov " l" "V '""
uren. .m.o.i , -a. .o.- . , v.w..... , r(Hks oollutry st(,rllp
came dow;n to attend tne Mineral. ,u.ttPnm. ridges were probably
I he services were neiu ai tne funmHt tV the Joint effivt of winds
Hanks churclh and Kev. Smith Und a tnnlually retiring sea. Accord-
preached the funeral service. ing to Captain sturt, these waters
were jrrauuaiiy iosi ny evaporaiiou or
rM)V CVCCkSION carrhnl to some umlisfoveivit sea. ine
only vegeliiliou, growing sciiuiiiy, is
nrlcklv aciit'las lu full bliKilil. all ot
The Pacific Railway & Navigation stunted growth. Water is senree ex-
Company will run its alternate cept lu the creeks which nre sheltered.
evciirsion on Slindav. AtnrUSt ZS. and this is generally uracKisn. l ew
....einir Hil sboro at n ne O'c OCk travelers care to traverse mis inuos-
in the niorninjr, and returning, p",HU,u u,mJ2l
the eveninir, me enaive 101 i...., .,t i iv .t m
the round trip will be made all .... Hor .,S L.0id watch and etn who did the ducking
alontf the line. chain. While crossing a bridge In a
This is one ot the nnest excur- thick night mist a suspkious looking
sion trips on the West Side and mini suddenly loomed up out of tho
the dav in the mountains is well obscurity.
worth 'the tirice of the trio. Peo- 'Van you tell mo the time, gov'nor?'
storage stock. No kitchen window for
Mm. In the first place be was too
tony, ami in the next he found a par
lor window open. It looked good to
him. Me went iu. The same beartrap
was there. Aunt Sally had simply
shifted It. The victim had a good
voice on him, and he used it to arouse
the house. He was taken out and laid
on the grass as the other had beeu,
but when morning came his punish
nient was a bit different. The rain
barrel at the corner of the house was
full, and he was lifted up and ducked
uutil he had swallowed about half the
contents and was nearly drowned in
the rest. It was the hired man and
.,!. rWirinir to iret out of the be Krutlly Inquired.
hwr and heat for the dav will "y"u a,v to lu,, ,ny dt1,r slr' re"
I !! Xr eninvmont th-1 I'"ed tl.eactoi suavely. "A gentleman
find no bettei en o merit than ,
Ulis un on uie iiiianiwi. imv. wateh '"-Kxcl.nni.-e.
The last attempt on that $1,000, so
far as heard from, for the widow still
lives and keeps it In the house, was a
pretty fair plot. A stranger called and
Introduced himself as a minister, who
wauted board In a quiet place for a
month while he composed half a dozen
sermons and rested up. He toed in,
but Aunt Sally took him In and de
termined to watch. One afternoon at
the end of the second week she had to
spend an hour at the barn with a sick
horse, and he was left to finish a ser
mon on the sin of dancing and circus
going. When she came back to the
CHARTKR NO. 8oj6
CONDENSKD UHPOUT OF
The First National Bank
of forest grove, oregon.
At the Close of Business June 30. x910'
AS8KTS MABIUTKS
';""stld I)i.scount...$ 95.2t4.00 Capital and Surplus t 3CV'
-and Other Honda... 40,875.00 Undivided TriHits ,&7'
ih"'K Mouse FUturea 10.710.49 Circulation a5.0o0.00
l"sll"il HxclianKe..,. 50,310.03 Deposits - '46'4.V7.3'
' ta! ,.Zt m,mT Total ii '5
iivetora: L. J. Corl, John Templeton. T. W. Sain. H.
I. (,(KK, K. W. HAINKS, CiEORGB MlZNKR, LEVIbMlllI,
(w- II. Holms, W. K. Newell, 11. T. Buxton.
We appreciate your paronaRe and hope to merit a contin
uance of same.
iM.i'osiTs:- Ollieial statement January 31, 1910, $108,635.91
M'osits:-Official statement June !M), 1910, $203,109.52.
Increase In Deposits 35 per cent.
t he onion narvesi is suirung Th Aft.rmath.
early thm season J. L. barn- Mrs. Muruj-l was so surprised to
irrover has his four acres 011 hear that F.ith and Mr. Slsslngham
Baseline, between here and Cor- were uu.rr m lou know they always t a the cob.
nelius, nearly all pulled, and J. used to c. ,-. their attachment was web of the for nn olJ
T. Rice and OttO Wohler, in the "ly P"n Ko,krttT17 can holding a thousand dollars. He
Unin soet inn. are now harvestinc. ltB' 1 11 . . Ul ' ' Ulnlmeil to have gone up there to be
t ..1..1m It ll'.w 11VUII IIIHI 1 r
Vue, . v... " ntlal.tir luaven aml hls ciaim was not
-wppiiuous. flisputed. He was tied up. however,
How Lika a Manl and lowered down the well. It was a
Mrs. Nocknoodlo Oh. Norrls, It you deep well and a cold well, and be had
would always be as good and gentle no fur coat. Me was left there for
and kind as you are at this moment three hours, while the widow sang
bow happy we might bo! Mr. Nock- "ltenoon Lights" for him. He was
noodle (losing his temper instantly and then hauled up and thawed out with a
bellowing nt the top of his volce)-Do thorough good licking, handed his
you mean to say, madam, that I am
not always as good and kind ns I ant
at this moment?
saint section, are now harvesting,
Thev report a nice crop notwith
stand imr the dry season, and
state that harvesting is earlier
this season than usual. Growers
erenerallv wait until about bep
temher 1 to commence taking in
the crop.
string around my finger and a knot
In my handkerchief Jut as if I were a
little boy. She object to my having
more than fifty cent In my pocket at
one time because she declares I never
stop after buying a cigar to receive my
hange, and half the time car con
ductors return me ten or fifteen cent
short change.
My wife n-cently went to the coun
try, leaving cards stuck up all over the
ni.. bearing such miserable injunc
tions as tills: "Take the silver up
stair at night." "Lock the front
door." "Count your change." Of
coure I tore them down as soon a
she had left. When I parted from her
at the station she told me that she had
left ber Jewel case in her bureau
drawer and made me promise that 1
would k straight home and put It in
the safe. Instead I went to my omen
Intending to go home at noon and at
tend to the matter.
It was three days before 1 removed
that Jewel case, lie fore doing so I
examined the contents to make sure
the article were all present, and
found that a valuable diamond ring
always kept there was missing. It be
hooved nie U recover that ring before
my wife's return or take the conse
quences, the nature of which I was
julte aware. Fortunately the owner
was to remain away several wees.
I advertised a large reward for the
ring and no (jm-stions asked. A coupie
of weeks passed and nothing was heard
of the ring.
I niiilitated having a duplicate made
with paste diamonds, liut I had no
pattern for a workman to copy and
had little hope of deceiving my wife
If I bad. She wrote me frequently
asking if I did this and I did that and
If everything was safe. I replied that
I did everything she commanded and
great deal more. When she asked
If 1 bad put her Jewel case lu the safe
I said I bad-but not when. Lastly
when she asked if all the Jewels were
there, I wrote. "Your Jewels are safe,"
meaning that they were in the safe.
It was a miserable subterfuge, and I
was ashamed of it.
A week before my wife returned I
absented myself from my office, giving
my time entirely to hunting the pawn
shops to which everybody knows stol
en articles usually find their way
Near the end of that period I found
the ring. I proved my ownership, or,
rather, my wife's ownership, and se
cured the property. Then I asked the
proprietor how be came by It. He
told me that It bad been brought to
him by a woman who acted as a go
between for persons who wished to
pawn articles, but were too respectable
to be seen entering a pawnshop. He
gave me the address of this broker, and
I went to see her.
"That ring was stolen," I said to her,
"but I don't supiiose you knew this
when you pawned It. If you will tel
me who brought it to you I'll make no
trouble about your receiving stolen
property."
She said that she couldn't leave her
shop at the time, there being no one to
take her place, but if I would call the
next afternoon she would take me to
the thief.
I took the ring home and put It In Its
place, glad enough to escape the ob
loquy that would have been heaped
upon me for my forgetfulness. That
night my wife returned and found the
house In good condition and nothing
missing. I felt very fine over this, as
suming some superiority by telling her
that for her to leave out the Jewel
case Just before goiug away was sim
ply shocking. If I hadn't hurried home
to take care of it something might
have been lost. She made no reply.
and I was glad she didn't, for It would
have been a catalogue of my ow n past
offenses.
The next afternoon I left the office
earlv and called on the woman broker
who was to show me the thief. She
ras ready for me, and we sallied forth
together. The route we took led my
way, which was, to say the least, con
venient. She fiually turned Into the
street in which I lived, moving In the
direction of my home. What was my
astonishment w hen she stopped at my
own door?
All right," I said, trying to conceal
my feelings. "Now describe the thief.
She described my own wife.
It was uow a clear case that the
owel was not in the case at the time
of my wife's departure. Being curious
to know why she had pawned It, I
wished to speak to her about the mat
ter, but If I did so I would criminate
myself in the matter of neglect. I
waited till we were together one even
ing In her room before dinner and the
Jewel case was on her dresser. I look
ed over the contents and asked:
"My dear. I don't see your double
diamoud ring here."
Then she confessed that she had
pawned it to get a scapegrace brother
of hers out of a scrape.
I looked very serious. "I discovered
the loss when I put your case In the
safe," I said. "I have recovered it.
Here It Is."
I banded It to her and told her how
I supposed It had been stolen and found
it in a pawnshop.
I returned the money loaned on It,
and since then my wife has been much
more tractable.
Registration of Land Title
i.v tiik, nun it rn:r tiik
KT.VI'K CltK.liOV Kim W ASH
INO IO.N COt' N TV
lii tli iiuetxr of the ni p'icaUon of Jolui
Wood ami K.ilrn Wood, inislmnil mul H,
for the legist rstinii of tlw Tele to lh bil
lowing tlrwrtlml resl pioierty, iiu ne in
Ihfll'ountr of Ws-iliinirioii sml Statu of
Oregon, and imrtirnlarlv ib m'rilieil si
lollow. to wit- llegiiiiiMiir st Ilia ,orlli
west corner of wctum eiirlit Is) tonhii
one (I) Nortii, ranne three ( S) wet. Will
Mfr running east 41 eb. ami Hi lin:
thence soiilh IT clmitii and "I links,
theer went II chain and iink; tin nc
north 17 chain and Wt liuki to tun piS'-e.
of twgin.miit, containing eighty (mi ncre.i,
more or les, lieintt part of th North
I 2 of ""lion H, townxtup I in rtli, range 3
wwt, W Hi. Mer.
lo Isaac Imvld Mrailtoii, and to tbfl
iieiri al law of Creiglit'in ktnler ami J.n k.
on Ruder ami all other whom II may
concern ;
T.ike in .tie that on the 12 ilnv of In! v,
H'lo. an application w tiled by John
Wood ami MUui Wood, hushriiil nnd
wife, in the ' irciiit Court of Washington
County. ( 'regor., lor initial registration of
the title to the land ahove diiHeriheil,
N iw nriii'-s you appear on or before
tli iitli day of Aug. i:IO and lnw chii
w hy u h application "h ill not be ifn.nt
ed, the hiii will tie taken a conl'iwwl
and ai!ecre will be entered ari-ordinir I"
the prayer of the applicants and you will
tin torever harred from dixpiit intr tl"
same.
J W. Mailer.
ierk of the Circuit Court o the M:vt of
Oregon for Washington County.
haglry Hare, attorneys Inr applicant
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lead "The Philippines as I save
hem by General James r.
Smith, Ex-Governor of the Phil
ippines, and "California Black
iold, the Romance or the Oil
Wells." by Walter F. Woehle, in
Sunset for Auoist now on sale,
at all new stands, fifteen cents.
There is some complaint that
some young lads are thoughtless
ly loading some young goats too
heavily. A citizen states that
the other day he saw a kid goat,
six or seven months old, pulling
two big husky youngsters in a
wagon, and the little quadruped
had more than he could handle.
The youngsters should bear in
mind that the little chaps can
stand only about so much load.
Prof. Chas. Bradley, who is
well known around Banks and
Forest Grove, and who is in the
chair of chemistry at Corvallis,
is down for a short vacation with
Washington County relatives.
He was in the city Tuesday, en-
route to Portland, from which
Outdone.
Jones Yes, sir; that boy of mine is a
wonderful piano player. Why, he can
play with his toes! Browu How old
is he? Jones Fifteen. Browu I've
got a boy at .home who cau play with
bis toes, and ha Is only one year old.
Liquidizing,
"Dry work this Bpeechmaklug."
"Well, I've drunk lu every word
you've said."
"Ah! Making a draft of my speech?"
Llpplncott's.
A Pionaar Shipment.
The first shipment of whent from
Chlengo via the lakes was made In
i i .. l a- tv.i.- n v....
place ne returns to ounionooun- 1M& The shipment consisted of sev
ty. j enty-elght bushels.
manuscripts nnd headed out into tho
world. He had flashes of heat and cold
a he went, and he heard Aunt Sally
singliig "Watchman, What of the
Night V" until he waa half a tulle away
And two days later the good banker,
the honest banker, the banker who toed
In ns he walked, walked off with all
the deposits in bank.
The Result of a Search
By ARTHUR V. BREWSTER
Copyright, 1910. by American V'ress
Association.
My wife considers me careless, ab
sentniluded and generally untrust
worthy, She never gives me a letter
to post without Insisting upon tying
Notice o Fina1 Settlement
N'olifn i Hereby (iiven thai the under-Nigm-d,
Administrator of the estate of
Niargarftt Jane McKldownsy, decented
has tiled in the County Court of tli .Stl
of Oregon for Washington County his
Mnal Account in the matter of said es
tate and saul court has fined Monday,
the ISih day of Sept. 1UI0 al Uie County
Courtroom in Hillsboro, Oregon, attlm
hour of 10 o'clock A. M. ot raid day as
the time and place for hearing objections
to said Final Account ami for the filial
lettlement of said estate
Mated this Ace. th, PHI)
Krauk K. McKldowner, Administrator
oftheetat o Margaret Jane M' Kl'low-
ney, deceased.
Kagley A Hare, Attorney tor Aiiimii-
utrator.
FOR SALE
A good dairy and stock ranch of
0 acres; atxrut 12- acres ot
good bottom land; about 05 acres
in cultivation; balance of cxittorn
in good pasture: about 100 acres
good timber; plenty of running
water; 3 barns; five room house;
about 100 fruit trees; county
road and telephone line runs
through place. Two and one
half miles from railway station.
$30 per acre, on easy terms. J.
M. Greear, Corvallis, Or. 21-4
REPAIRING AND TUNING
Twenty-five years experience at making,
repairing and tuning pianos is a sufficient
guarantee that Venen, the tuner, can
satisfy any and all who wish their in
struments attended. Kecouimemls from
evciy firm that has opeiated in Portland
for the past 30 years, besides the r.aitein
factories cf Kimball, Eitey, Stettiway
and others Country wotk always wel
come Leave or telephone outers to
McCortuick, or to the 1'atterson Furni
ture Store.
A. P. YEN EX, Piano Tuner.
NOW m TIM
a-jjw LijMuw".p L'y
Ik r:
9KW.L Wit, tmmm tm Bmm
ot the year to hava
your t-th out tni
plat and brM
work finna, Fnrout
ot-town patron a
finish plata inl
bndxe work tn oua
da if ntn-iMMuury.
MolarCrowftt 55.01)
22kB,ideTBth3.53
Gold Fitiinffs 1.00
1.00
S'W Fillmitt .59
6ool Rubbar -
Plates 5. 03
8st Rubbr
Plain 7. 50
Painless Extr'tion . 50
EST METHODS
U orvlerwl. Coninltaiinn t'rm. You cau not atit batt
painlvm work n whra. no maUorhow mui-h you pay.
All work fully ruaraut. (ur flftn yurm.
Wise Dental Co.
INCORPORATCD
Painless Dentists
Fallinf Bulldlni.Thud a Washington, PORTLAND, OREGON
OlUmttoua: A. M. u f. M. Iudui.ll
Water Colors,
Water color palm lug was gradually
raised from the hard, dry style of the
eighteenth century to Its present bril
liancy by the efforts of Nicholson. Cop
ley, Sanley and others. The Water
Color society's exhibitions began In
1S05 and may be sold to mark the real
beginning of modern water color pnlnt
tng. The great master. If not creator,
of the art was the celebrated Turner,
of whom we read so much In the
works of John Ruskln.-Exchange.
FOUR CHAIR
Barber Parlors
Courteous Treatment
Capable workmen
Baths in connection, and a
Fine Shower Bath
Newly Furnished Shop. A
trial w ill please you.
JAMES ANDERSON,
Pythian Bldg, Hillsboro.
r n i
1
How Old They Ware.
"I see you employ a number of old
men."
"I do."
"Uow old nre they?"
"Too old to be Interested In canoeing
or mandolins or race horses or girls or
tennis. That makes them Que for
work." Washington ilerald.
Exeroise. -
AValklug, we are told, Is a good exer
cise better than riding lu an automo
bile. The trouble Is that a great many
of us are not looking for exercise.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
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CASH AND DOORS
-OroM yatMl Soeea l.a
IftMlen BtirU Buatfwlaw Doom, l.9
Vmn tllUH B. 00
Two-Wat WlSowa, from 780
BUY DIRECT FROM THE MILL1
W aell nothlnat but wall -
ontd, klln-arlad fir, put tothr
to stay. Tour money dck ii not as
represented.
We are the larg
ant Hash and Door
Factory In the. Pa- efttA
UOIO 11 ul ' nn " j . ' -
own our mill and B . lD
av you the nd- H Kt i
lee middlemen' MsJL.'
pronte. it you ere m ,Qo
Uantlnnl nil U 1 V .
m lfu fhA ma- Ml '. .
terlal you ne1. .
Bhip anywhere. -
A ft William ft. f 1 rflVM
mm uxiuiuiii ww ai m m 'i
193 rtnrt Ave.
aUwttia, Waao. j
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