PAGE hlllSBORO ARGUS, MARCH . 1910 EXPERIMENT By M. QUAD. (Copyright 1910, by Associated Literary Th laxy man of (be village of Kaw onvllle was Silas White, lie bad teea laij for many years. There were everal old residents who could re- member that when be and bis wife ; moved Into tbe village be was a work ; er and ambitious. Then one da; be attended a circus and was kicked by , a giraffe. Tbe circus men gave blm a dollar aa damages and scut blm borne. 1 X doctor examined him and said no great barm had been done, but Silas ' took It Into bis bead that be had re- celved sovere Internal Injuries and . that any further labor would take him i to his grave. One afternoon when Silas bad wan- , dered down to the bridge over the , river, for the first time In four years, , some hilarious young men seized htm and threw blm over the railing, lie did not resist. It would have been too much like work. It waa expected, of course, that soon after striking the water the laiy man would set his legs and arms In motion and help himself . ashore. He did nothing of tbe sort He simply permitted himself to sink alowly and easily to the bottom, and he lay there until those who had flung blm In helped blm out : Again, one winter's evening Silas was seized at his own gate and car ried a mile away aud dung Into a snowdrift and told to He there and freeze or make his way homeward. There was some slight doubt as to which course be would adopt, but It waa soon settled, lie snuggled down la a drift, and there he was found five hours later by the conscience stricken men who bad left him. lie bad been frost bitten, but be had saved bis rep utation. A dry goods drummer visiting the Tillage heard of the case and recom mended a cure and offered to adminis ter It himself. At midnight a figure with horns and hoofs and tall, sup posed to be a good Imitation of our old friend down below, opened the unlock ed door of the White cottage, and Si las and his wife were awakeued to find the intruder In their bedroom. Mrs. White screamed out In terror. 61 las took a long look and asked what waa wanted. "I want you." was the answer In an awful voice. -What furr "I want you to come with me to the bottomless pitT "Then you'll have to carry me." re plied the champion as he turned over toward the wall. It was now realized that nothing could be done with such a man, and for years Silas was left to enjoy his laalness in peace. It was the general pinion that he would be too lazy to draw bis last breath when tbe time came and that his uncomplaining wife would have to do It for him. There waa to come a change, however. One day after the wife had placed a chair for him under an apple tree and left him to smoke and sleep she noticed a thunderstorm creeping up In the west It was her duty to watch things and bring Silas In before tbe storm broke, but she suddenly decided to make an experiment She would leave him where he was and see if be would aeek shelter rather than get wet It wasn't a bit like her to do this, and a he never could make out why the thought came to her that day. Tbe black cloud grew larger, and the thunder muttered and the lightning flashed. Silas heard things and woke up. He saw tee coming storm, and he aaw his wife In the back door. lie waited for her, but she did not come. Lightning did, however. There were twenty barns and houses and treea around for It to strike, but it ignored all of them and struck Silas White. It aeemed to scatter him over half an acre of ground. It tore off his clothes and pulled off his boots. It burned off his whiskers and bleached bis eye brows, lie was gathered up as a man dead as a doornail, but at tbe end of two hours he suddenly sat up. Silas was a little bewildered, but still In the ring. .There were half a dozen men in the house when the champion came to him self. They were exiting to hear him drawlingly ask what had happened when he Jumped off the bed and began driving them out. In live minutes he had cleared the house of mourners. Then, In spite of the tearful protests of brs wife, he seized the ax and cut more firewood than he had In six years before. When he dropped the ax at last It was to pick up hammer and nails and begin patching up the hog holes In the fence. Before night he had weeded the garden and put a new binge on tbe gate. People came to nsk Silas bow be felt when struck by the thunderbolt, and he answered at the top of bis voice and rolled out the words so fast that he could hardly be understood. lie couldn't bear to be still a minute. That thunderbolt had changed Silas White from a champion lazy man to t champion bustler. He uprooted trees, pulled down fences and dug boles in the garden. Inside a week be had four fights about politics aud called every man In tbe village c liar. They couldn't stop hiin from working and talking. . Ee got to pulling down tbe shndtris long the street and to making speeches n the postofllce steps, and after a fortnight, as there was nothing more he could hustle for and nothing more lie could talk about, he committed sul fide by hanging. At the Inquest tbe coroner said: "I don't reckon we are goln' to blame the Wldder White any la this case, but It's the solemnest kind of a warniu' to wives agin glttin' a bustle on a lazy husband." He Knew His Neighbors. "I want to find a way of living with- out work." "1 didn't think you were that lazy." "Lazy nothing." "Why do you want It, then?" "To capitalize and make a billion or In 8uspens. "How does he like bis new workT "Oh, fairly welL" "1 understand he la fired with enthu siasm." "Oh, no, not yet, but you never can tell what a boss will do." NEW GROCERY The undersigned has opened a new grocery store in the Pythian Building Aud solicits a share of your pat rouage. A splendid assortment of Staple and Fancy Groceries. I buy the best and sell at the closest possible margin. New Store New Goods Give Me a Trial E. W. MOORE, 2nd St. "Keep Your Own Key and Counsel" Sound advice within certain Limits. It's all right when applied to holders of keys to our safe deposite vaults. Absolute privacy. We can rent you boxes forji.ooper year. Call and examine them. . CORNELIUS State BANK Cornelius, Oregon. Spray Your Trees This is the SEASON to SPRAY for San Jose Scale, and other barh insecticide, fungi and all fung'us disease. Be sure that you GETTHE BEST and that is The "AETNA" brand LIME AND SULPHUR SPEAY No Salt This is the tried spraj-, aud is endorsed by all prominent and progressive orchardists. I guarantee the full test. Write me for prices . Hillsboro, Ore., Feb. 7, 19 10. B. Lets has deposited in the Commercial Bank $100 payable to any one who can find any salt or other impurities in the Aetna brand of Lime and Sulphur Spray. Must be opened in original package. Geo. Schulmerich, Cashier. B. LEIS Beaverton. Oregon, Route 2 GIVE US TRIAL 3 cans of corn for... 25c 13 cans of tomatoes for. ,25c Hard wheat flour, per ach $1.70 Rolled oats, per lb 5c Coffee, per lb 15c Tea from 50c to 35c All brooms, each 55c We also carry shoes, Kingsbury Hobs, and Gents' Furnishings of the Best Quality at the Lowest Prices. T. W. WYATT & CO. Executor' Noiice. Notice in hereby given that the un dersigned has been thia 24th day of Feb ruary, 1910, appointed awl confirmed by the county court of Washington county. Oregon, ax executor of the hut will and testament of Adelia A. Kyle, deceased, and that he has duly qualified an auch. Now, therefore, all persona having claims against aaid estate are hereby requested and required to present them to me, properly verified, at the law office of John M. Wall, in Hillsboro, Oregon, within mi months from date hereof, RICHARD M. KYLE, Executor of the last will and te lament of Adelia A, Kyle, deceased. Dated this Stfth day of Kebruary, 11)10. John M. Wall, Attorney for Executor. Land for Ea'e Will Htll 15 to 30 acres of culti vated land, three fourths of a mile from Witch Haze! etation. No house. Will Hell at $225 per acre, part down, balance on time E ic Suniterg, Beaverton, Ore, R 4 Banner and Sbadelind Challenge eeed oati for Bale, at 2 cents per lb J. Schmitke, mile and a balf above Monntaindale, on Delaney farm. Address Cornelius, Ore., K 1. Bx 36. Phone Pacific Statee, Glenooe, 107. 49 51 Money to 1 an in any gums de pirn upon real property mortpags lecuri'yonly WaFhineton Coun ty Abstract, Title & Truet Com pany, Shute Bldg. 36tf Jj. 8 Bierly ar.d wife of near Kioton, were in tbe city Wednes day morning. Customers at Emmott Bros, may get a beautiful China Dinner Set, free. Hee their window display, and ask them how you can get one. mksl llxy mm urn mm cask Hagtcy & Mare and I.oring K. Ada mi net Dccisiou OVER TEN 1H0UAXD IHUUKS Successful litigant la Wife f J. S Gardner, knowa Beit In UK13, Martin liillihan, well known and reepeded piomer.a rea ident of tfauvien Island, and arab C. Uilhhtn, his wife, each executed a last will aud testament with like provisions, devising all of thsir property, real and personal, to their nine children, on of whom wae Lucy Ann Gardner, formerly a res ident of Washington County, and now residing at Knee Lodge, Lin coin county, ehaie aud slut re alike; but each of the wills provided that if Lucy Ann Gardner, ife of J Nelson Gardi er, should survive her hu-bnd, tbat the brqiiMt to hr Jbould remain iotacl and operative in full force aud etl'-ct; but io case ilHeaid Lucy Ann Gardner should not survive her husband, then iu tbat case, sbo should take one dol lar, and the ninth divined to her should become the property of and berouallv divided anioug the other sight children. Ia 194-6 Sarah C. Rillihan died, and shortly thereafter Maitm C.illihan died. Both wills were admitted to probate In Multnomah County, I.ucy Ann Gard ner, during the administration of said estates, petitioned for disliibution of her share, cUimiug that under the terms of said wills, the undivided ninth of all the property Immediately vested, and that she was entitled to immediate im vine nt thereof. The case was prrsented to judge Lionel K. YYchtter several dif ferent times, aud by hint held umlrr ad visement, and just before his retirement from the Multnomah County bench, de cided that under the terms of the will Mrs. Gardner's interest was a vested in terest, and that she wits entitled to her proportion the same as the other eitfht children. The two estates are valued at approximately f ioo.ooo.oo, a portion of which is a large farm upon Sauvca Is land, the balance being cash. liagley Sc Hare of Hillshoro, and I.or- log K. Adams or 1'OrlUml, reprcwtitcd Mrs. Gardner. The Gardners were well known here a few years ago, having lived near Reed ville, and for some time Gardner con ducted the l-'oote sawmill, near the llor- wick place. Thev are now on a home stead over in tbe SilcU. Gardner is a "hale fellow well met," and to strangers tella that his name i.H "Alkali Ike." or some such sobriquet. For years Ike ran stock on the Columbia Ulvcr. The KJdville Literary Society met last Friday night, and an ex cellent program was rendered, after which the subject, "KeBolved that Country Life is More Favorable to Uuxan' Development than City Life.'' Those ou the affirmative side were Norman Anderson, Frank Coryell and Miss Klla Dant. On the negative were Prof Thomas and Mies Elsie Winters, Clauds Johnson being absent. The affirm ative side won in a most excitable and heated debate. The IWdvillf Athletic Club won a victory over Cooper Mountain Athletic Club, wli n Frank Coryell, of the Reed ville Club, brought Julius (iaea ner'n bhnulders to the mat; tbe firet fall in sixty eiz seconds, the seco: d in two minutes. The Keedvillt Cub celebrated the event by an oveter supper Tuesday tiight- Treasurer W. M. Jtckson, who is convalescing from a rtirgienl opera lion, is so far recovered that he wat able to be on tbe streets yesterday. He hopes ko in to be able to resume b ia dudes handling the county funds, but Louis Rood is looking after that e id of it junt now as a HubHitute, so W. M. isn't worrying. J oh 'i T. Res, who has one of the most productive onion ranches on tbe Bieeline road, west of town, was in the city yesterday. He has sold his crop, hut eayo the price of onions is not up to the usual stand ard this bear-on while everything else is high. Cbfta demons, a son of the late Martin Ciemons, well known around 0!encoe, and who left here 34 years ago for the Walla Walla country, was out the last of tbe week, the guest of ChaB, Loudon, of blencoe. W. W. Wright, of Portland, and with Beall & Co , hardware and machinery people, was out yeater day, on buflineep. Mr. Wright war fur some time manager nf our local telephone system Pacifio , States, P. C. Anderson, the former Reed ville merchant, and who heB been at Ballston, Polk Co., fur some lime. was in U wn the first of the week, lie and his family eion m iye to Canada to reside John Nyberg, the Tuala in road supervisor, and who knows a thing or two about good roads, was in the connty Beat yeBtrrday, conferring with the county board. The Ladies of the Maccabees will give a dance at the Maccabee Hall, Saturday night, March 19. Tick ets, including supper, $1 00. Walker-Barrett orchestra. Everybody invited. Steve Hollenbeck, the Mountain dale prune grower and drier, was in the city yesterday morning. Spray your trees but do not forget your pruning shears. We keep the Standard shears. Em rick & Corwin. fji mm j anner U) aroains Mens Hat i 1.50 to $2.50 values $1.19 sulc price Men's Blue Flan nel Shirts 52.2.1 values $1.50 sule price Children's Bear Shin Coats 2.ro uf ioo vahus $1 69 "salt price Ladies' Tailored Waists $1.25 to $2 22 Ladies' Shirts New Styles ami Host (Jualities Special prices Men's Fleece Lin ed Underwear Regular " cut values 29c sale price M en's Good Heavy Worh Shoes f22." ahw s $1 55 stile price Ladies' Silh-Rub-ber Rain Coats 12.50 to il'M) $11 19 Men's All Wool Underwear Kc,v;tilar f2.00 values $1.29 sale price Comforters $2.00 to :UH) values $2.29 sale price BAIRD Between the Dru( Stores -ir 1L 2Z CLEANING PARLORS ----- - Thc'undcrsincdlias l.UK,lit the Acmo Cleaning ancPressintf Parlors ami has 1 nsi.ilk d a first class workman, who will clean and press suits, coats, trous ers, etc., in uict!cM)lit;iu manner. Ladies' skirts a SptClt" Main Street, over City bahery. II. E. HALL U f is an aid to rather 1 II than a teat of your j Mty. mmMofhVt JiJ Hit you don't gat fc I I jj tbe baking results r ' II you should try a AhL r If saok of Olymplo aVC ' ( It always makes 1 good things to oat fnUTrrTQ 1 V Ha M better . fj2li!if 1 1 AT YOUR GROCER'S SEEBcataloR N9.W.READY m Btmkuian to Lttvn 1 aW aftW.. f "aiiaT n m a. - 9f ul var Tup 1 sm gua aman 11 ,",.n2:",w ?' !. ll eon. 41om,. tuMnt ul llrinli,. 1.7 . ' ! r " " . .110 Iwnlic of l7: 1" Wars of luaiMi "Jdi sailing la & West ir . " y yuur dealer, today lot new catalog. "ajs, u. iju.y CO. I'l l V . vaiautnu vha KAXTUB Th RnMllar in . and tbe Urand Mum . . t . . m vnu Iur & quarter cigar, are what yon want whfin you buy acinar. Kept a every bar in Uilltboto. AbIi for vuuiu a For Sale-Bay mare, 12 yearn, m mm You Have Been Lookiiit' For HAS COME Ymi ran now jct that snappy, up-to-date spiiutf suit fiom ChictKo's fash i"ii;ililc taihus, The Car den City Tuilorinji Co., made to fil, or 110 sale, ami wc will ivc 10 dis count on all orders taken he fore March 1. Yes we arc .still iviiiK 20 discount on all onds heretofore advertised, and continually addiu other lines. Notice what you save hy taking advantage of the Twcuty per cent. $7.50 shoes, for $0 00; $0.50 for $5.20; $.'5.50 for g&J $.'.00 hats for $2.40; $2.50 for $2.00; $2.00 for I f $1. 50 underwear for $1.20, $1.25; $1.00 for 50c, 40c. $1.00 per jral harness oil, cut to 75c uow 00c. Corsets now ou sale. We get you the top prices for your produce, try lS and he convinced. MAYS Ca CONOVER. Scholia. Ore. weight 1,000; gejli.. anil wel'-brokp; "iinoh (trHHH hurne 5 yem, wHiuht 7W broke to rlrivn t.ut rathnr wild; nw, T yero, Trwh March 1; N i (1 t'. H. cream hi parntnr, thorouahly overhauled, new bnwl and new Kear; nnato) hnrk wilbout top. with elml runners to H'. Will eell cheap for c.anh, or Irai'o for younn Block F, W. P.ibnow, Ranke ()Rn. 4j.rl C. A. Petereon, of B"10 who faae bwtt attending tbe Ma of hie father, at Monmouth, eral daye, returned Sunday ing and left out for hom, J0 Df Mr. rotereon wbb Bufwrini ( illneHB,anl found it n J. coneult a phyBioian when rec Hilleboro. A.C. Wlrli.of above Moaof' dale, was la town TuenJy-