HILLS80R0 AGUS FEBRUARY I?, II 0 iriKBUEN tLKAR if ODD WEDDING s HORT ORDER HOUSE H " 1 mW the lady to me iwpa- .2 takl - j "1 it By ROCKFORD KING. (CopjrrWht. IS10, by Anxrlraa lYrsj Aixv- ctntlon One day as I was about to Kave mj study a young couple came hurrying In and asked me to marry theui. S CWilke very muon to uiarry persona a thus hurriedly about whom I know 1 DotlilnK. and In this case I especially ,4 hesitated. The man, though renins ,"! looking, as dressed la clothes more I beJtttng a w-orkincuian than a pen - tleinau. He was pale faced either I from l!l health or !ecause he had not ; j teeu accustomed to the sunlight; olh ,'t erwbte lie seemed to le In pood health. -J However, slin-e there seemed to be no objection to my uniting them, both 3 being of age. I told them to come Into ; my study and 1 would accommodate vj thetn. We had luiivly got inside and the couple taken position Iwfore me -'J when Quick footsteps were heard with out fore. on,' tlently. But bef-e I could do so two men rashed In. One of them, glancing at the grooni expectant, said, "All right; j we've got him." Thou to the man to whom he referred he said, "You come t along with me." "What's all this about?- I asked. 4 "He's an escaped couvlct," said the J man who had been speaking. 1 "Is that a fact?" I asked of the man I I bad expected K marry. "Yes," he said; "I am" He spoke without the slightest ap i pearance of shame or regret. The 4 lady went up to the men, who were prison officials, at d begged them to permit the ceremony to proceed before taking her lover back to prison. But you don't wish to marry a jail bird, do you?" he replied. "I wish to marry this man. It will delay you only a few momenta. Come; let the clergyman proceed." "What do you say, Tom?" he asked of his companion. "It s a rum go," said the other, "but If the young lady insists on throwing herself away on a convict 1 don't see I as Its any business of our"n. We've I jot him safe enough, and two or three minutes won't make any difference. "All right," said the other. "Go I ahead, parson." I It was my turn to demur, not liking the business of uniting a lady to any man under such circumstances. "I reckon she a with him," said the offlclal called Tom. "Some one sent 4tm a saw In a cake, and I expect he's the one that did It" "Do go on," said the girl pleadingly. I felt constrained to take the same Tlew about the matter the men did that It was none of my business, so I yielded and married them. The girl took out a portemonnale and gave me j a twenty dollar bill. Then she threw I ber arms about her felon husband's j nec and said cheerily: "It'll be all ! tight now, dearie, we're married. I i can now tell the whole story. I would have done it before only you wouldn't let me. It won't be long now, I assure you. I won't say goodby, but only adieu." And with several more kisses he released him, and he went away between his captors, each holding on to a handcuff the prisoner wore about his wrists. After they had gone I gave the lady a certificate of marriage. She was going away without it, but I detained her. "Would you mind explaining this to mer I asked as she was about to leave me. "Not yet" she replied. "Thank you ever so much. You don't know how far you have been instrumental In un tying a knot by tying one. Couldn't you date the certificate back a year?" "I couldn't do that," I said. "Well, I don't know that it Is neces sary, though It might make the rest of It easier. Goodby. Some day you'll hear from us." With that she went away, looking far happier than when she had entered. Sli months passed, during which I heard nothing from either of the cou ple I had married. Then one day a gentleman called on me whom I failed to recognize. "You don't remember me," he said. "I confess I do not" I replied. "That's not remarkable. The last and only time I saw you I was an es caped convict in borrowed, or, rather, tolen, clothes. You married me be fore I was returned to the peniten tiary." "And may I ask how you have se cured your freedom?" "By a pardon from the governor. You see, it was a case of conviction under a misunderstanding." "Please be seated," I said to him, "and make your explanation." "The matter which has puzzled you Is very simple when you get the facts. I courted my wife clandestinely, she being engaged at the time to lier fa ther's partner in business. I persuad ed her to elope with me. The night we were to make the elopement I went to her house and met her at a rear door. At the moment our egress was cut off she admitted me to the house and closed the door. To escape de tection we went upstairs and Into a bedroom. We heard some one coming. and the girl told me to go into an ad joining room. Her father came Into the room I had entered and, supposing me to be a burglar, called the police. "I must either be content to confess myself a thief or the girl's reputation would be ruined. I chose the former couine. Since my marriage my wife has confessed the whole story to her father, and I have been pardoned both by him and the governor." Before leaving me he presented me with a check for $3,000 for a Euro pean trip from himself and wife. I have opened a Short Order Res taurant next door to the Shute Bank and have engaged a compe teut Chef. Oysters in all styles When you are in the city, give us a call. We buy the best the market affords. For good steaks, and an excellent service, in short orders, drop hi and see us. Tables for Ladies. Open until l.OO A. M. JOS. H. WILLIAMS Dance Monday Niiiht AJJs $150 to l'xchtfcqucr lIKCESr CKOWD OF THE SEASON ID, III f the Fire LaJs was tractive Vtt At- NEW GROCERY The undersigned has opened a new grocery store in the Pythian Building And solicits a share of your pat ronage. A splendid assortment of Staple and Fancy Groceries. I buy the best and sell at the closest possible margin. New Store New Goods Give Me a Trial E. W. MOORE, 2nd St. Tue Hill boro Volunteer Kir IV j pa 'tment c airn the distinction of hiving the largest crowd f the! I tfAaon at their dance Monday evening, and the groes rtceipU were over 1220, leaving a nice net lal lance ot 9K0 (or the treaturr. I Forty-six firemen, unJer the charge of Fireman K K. Coleetock, and all in uniform, went through a eerie of drills that spoke well for the drill master. A quartet ram up from Orenco and rendered a number. Ths hall wan crowded al moat to suffocation and the bow have discovered that thev are ap precialed as a patriotic in-titution l G. Gardner and H. D. Schinslt- wr had charge of the 11 or. Tu lle and Parker furnished the music for the event. Taken all in all it was la very delightful event, and th boys are determined to make th annual dance a feature of coiupan inisiory. Pis no Certificates GIVE US A ?m 3 cans of corn for... 25c 15 cans of tomatoes for, .25c Hard wheat flour, per each $1.70 Rolled oats, per lb 5c Coffee, per lb 15c Tea from 50c to 35c All brooms, each 55c We also carry shoes, HingsburyHobs, and Gents rurnishings of the Best Quality at the Lowest Prices. T. W. WYATT & CO. Taken at Forest drove. Ortiti ea'ei for any amount on Kilr n it . i , r ano nouse, or Keed-Prench riano to, taken at full value in nar r - payment on any piano purchased Hum rv. . ftseur, at ins oazaar ro eet lirove, next door to the postofficj. 4il 50 Card ol Thank FatVa Difference. In life some fearful contrails lurk. Each haa Ha own position. Borne men are born to go to work And some to go a-fishlng. Philadelphia Ledger. Love Its Way. "Do you think love goes where It's ent?" Tes, If properly expressed." Judge. Tha Optimist He built his airy castle high, Just kept right on a-plling Vulll It tumbled then the guy Crawled from under smiling. Chicago New. , Spray Your Trees This is the SEASON to SPRAY for San Jose Scale, and other barh insecticide, fungi and all fungus disease. Be sure that you GET THE BEST and that is The "AETNA" brand LIME AND SULPHUR SPEAY No Salt This is the tried spray, and is endorsed by all prominent and progressive orchardists. I guarantee the full test. Write me for prices. Hillsboro, Ore , Feb. 7, 1910. B. Leis has deposited in the Commercial Bank $100 payable to any one who can find any salt or other impurities in the Aetna brand of Lime and Sulphur Spray, before April 15, 1910, Must be opened in original package. Geo. Schulmerich, Cashier. B. LEIS Deaverton, Oreg'on, Route 2 Nolicc ot Final Settlement Notice is hereby given that the under sign d has filed her final account as ex ecutrix of the last will end testament of Wo. U. Weir, deceased, and that the County Court of the State of Oregon for Washington County has fixed Monday, March ?8, 1910, at ten o'clock of said day, and the county court room in Hills boro, Oregon, as the time and place for h a iog objections to said final account, if any there be, and to the final settle ment of said estate, Anna J. Weir, Executrix of the last will and testa ment of Win. H. Weir, deceased. Dated this 12th day of February, 1910. F. C. Ortb.wbo travels the coun ty for the Pacifto Coast Condensed Milk Co , ot Forest Grove, was in tie city Thursday evening. C. Vandermost, who runs the big J. A. Sloan farm, near Beaverton, was io town Friday, joining the taxpsying contingent. Philip Shea, of near Laurel, was over to the city Friday, and called on the Argue. H. H. Hall, one of the pioneers of the Fh idy Brook section, was in town Friday, The undersigned deeire lo than he r friends and neighbors who 1 kindly tendered aid and evrunathr daring tneir recent bereavemen the death and funeral obwquies of ineir mot tier, the late Mrs. 8ara uoff. Mrs. Marv A Youn , - r Emett tiotr. 3illev.oro, Ore., Feb. 16, 1910 John R. Bailey, of above Buxton was io the city Fridav. He is get uog ready to put in 20 acres of ap p!ee the coming season, and will put in apple trevs. mostly Baldwin 40 feet apart. He expects to put in prunes. Mr. Bailey already has a large orchard, and sayB the time will come when bearing orchard on thi Buxton hills, where the v nety of apple trees are good, will sell for several hundred dollars per acre ana pay interest on the in vestment. He says it would not sarpripe him in five or six vears from no to re apple orchards ud mai way eew lor fi.iwu per acre, A sister of the late J. II. Hovce who was p iet master bere back in war limei, Mrs. M. E. Boycs Kel- log. tf M-df. rd, Jackson county wri Postmaster Cornelius about he co lection of money due he brother from the government Th Oregonian reointly pub'inhed a li of money due Oregon pos'niaeterc and 'In last Poetma8tt?r B jce ni one of the officials who hid man; coming, lbs Oregonun staled 1 could be collect'd by the bt-ire. J R Boyce had 1 17 due, and A Y Eoyce had $151 due. ' If the Dovil Should Lfave Hills boro What Would Happen?" wil be the theme Sunday night at the Hillsboro Christian church. Many people will be a'ked to give answer which will be read by the pastor some etartling answers may be given. Church Rally Day Sunday mo'Ding The subject will be "The New Testament Church special music. Bible school at 10 a. m., young pe pie's meeting at b:M p. m. Cordial invitation to all. Marion F. Horn, Minister W. Reynard, of neir Laurel, was in the city Saturday. He spent three months in England and the south of Ireland, last autumn, and says that he wouldn't live there for anything. He made hie visit after 31 yeare of absence, and states that he met but lev be knew in Ireland Mr. Reynard says that for good roads that s-otion of Ireland beats the world one horss can easily draw a ton and a half. He may be compelled to go back again within a few months, on bueinefe. For Sale Bay mare, 12 years, weight 1,000; gentle and well-broke; ounon grass horse, 5 years, weight 750, broke to drive but rather wild; cow, 0 years, fresh March 1; No. 6 v. a. cream separator, thoroughly overhauled, new bowl and new gear; 3 seated hack without top, with sled runners to fit. Will sell cheap for cash, or trade for young stock F. W. Pribnow, Banks, Oregon. 4!) 51 Fred Hemel, of West Union, was in town Tuesday and says that he has 200 acres that be would like to have turned over and that he is patiently awaiting good weather. Miobael Kehrli, of near Hills dale, accompanied by Mr. Raz, well known as one of the Hills dale dairymen, was in town Tues day. K. Klinger, of Tualatin, was in town yesterday. B A mm D s E SELLS L S s II SHOES E S FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN. j BAIRD Between the Drujj; Stores 11 CLEANING PARLORS The undersigned has Wight the Acme Cleaning' and Pressing' Parlors and hau iistalkd a first class workman, who will clean and press suits, coats, trous ers, etc., in uictrojwlitau manner. Ladies' skirts a specialty. . . Mam Street, over City Bahcry. II. K. HALL if best time vCn. I If to start U8ingj II OLYMPIC J HI flour III is now today." vApv Mother. W 1 1 Olympic Flour ' fl ways mukns giwd l 1 rrlH things-good brwU 1 ud liuiU, good 111 lfTjfIjfv psstry and cskes. ill iJWUIJ Nortbwsittro III fJrjtW lit,parB,wLole ll I oi,cleauiinclnu- T rt trltlous "thara' AT YOUR GROCEIt'fl VOBTUHO ItOTHH MILLS Co.. foSTLUB, OaJMQ O. W. Hines. of above lUnkt was down to the city Friday, look- ng alter taxes and other business. G. N. Thomas, one of the early pioneers of the North Beaverton section, was up to tha city Friday Fred Lehmn. of the Cedar Mill ectijn, and who hauled milk fnr several years for the nnnriAnno was io the city Saturday, ' John OverroeJer, who has hewed fine little home out of the timhr n the Oregon Electric not far (mm Orenco, was in the oily Saturday uuruing. Rufus Waeaener. former of the Hotel Tualatin, in this city, is to build a 00 tt aire at NewDort. according to tha last issue of the Signal, of that place, MAYS ca CONOVER To the People of ScholU and vicin.tyi We have invoiced our General Merchandise Stink and find that uc are carrying a heavier stock in some lines then we need, jui 1 as it is one of our Strong Points in business t cater to the wants of our cus tomers, it is iiittssai) lines ol iMxicls, tli let 1 t toiitinually change suic ore ue have decided to make A Big Reduction Sale IN SOME LINES And A Closing Out Sale m other lines, to make room for our ucw, ami tip-to date spring stock which will Fnw'llw' Wc wiU starl t,,is sal .. 'ARY 1st hy giving a 20 per cent discount on all shoes, hats, caps, ladies' and f-cuts' furnishing goods, llau nel overshirts, hosiery, etc. Our shoe stock consists of the famous Millsou, KclloKkS (vjou, Gotzean and various other l.ramls, while our under wear hue is mainly Mwnsiujr, Cooper's, and the reliable Morris Mills goods, all ol these Rols arc clean goods, no dead STOCK IN OUPx STORE We will also im.lmlc m this sale about 60 gallons of A i. Harness oil, regular price $1.00 per gallon, as long as it lasts it goes for 75c, less sale discount, 2 xr cent, w atm . ! t0Jltinut; ""til our aim is accomplished, ftl 1 thl8,SpACC for we will add other lines from week to week. Remember we save you one-fifth off regular price on all goods placed on safe this week. Wc make one price to all. We aim to please. MAYS CH CONOVER. Scholh. Ore. Fred WeiflH, one of th wheat growers of Crystal, North Dakota, IB spending a few days with Ooo ietzman, of North I'lairm, John Schneider, of mur I'hillitm was oyer to the county H()ftt Tuos-' day afternoon. Goo. 8uebauer, of Corueliufl, w down Tuesday, Interviewing t1'8 tax collector Spray your trees but do ' forgwt your pruning shears. "9 k'P the Standard Bhears.-K"1' rick A Cor win.