NILISBOROTARGUS DECEMBER ..
Let Us Put this Beautiful Rang'e inYour
Home This Week, and present i ou w
a Valuable Set of Kitchen Utensils, FREE
Buy Quhs of the Stale to
Come Hete Next
HEAT WIUS OUT BY V0T1
gstulalacQ b Parilaod V. M C. A
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. . rMge long enough? You. U Us, ..d youtoarve to to .
. . J I. - nlfrht WtrhtDaO.
(Whose nusoauu w -comes
to me to sweeUy ask If I can
tell her the name of the best hotel at
Saratoga and If she can hire the eec-
i" - . . , i, a ll'a nut
;..,"' ond floor rront ior m -
jUty to keep posted on Saratoga hotel
. .. n . i J nnrl ' ; . .. th information, it
fire Tenants Have nnun -... - 10 pa( ind the
I PiRUKSE FLATS,
the Janitor Feels Good.
u
iEY OUTDID THEMSELVES.
.
The Grocer Was Struck Dead When Ha
V "He? What Swell Plaeea They Went
It Ta-3.t. a L..n In Hot and Cold
r- A.,"tVam the Janitor.
' " R. M. QUAD.
tCopyrlrht. by Associated Literary
tips to the Ice water coy win
garni more.
"My soul! My,- uj: grvu
grocer.
...-. One For Lady O'Sulliva.
. t tha news. con-
-Ui course .
.,a th lanitor. "and then Lady
.., .,,... nranrlne UD to me
BUIUVKU " ' " -
and wants to know u iu
hotels in Long Branch for sale at that
season of the year and what the cash
price la. It's me July to know all
about Long Branch, and so I mentions
'hell. --; ';
Paradise flats?" queneu - " . u and ron lt herself
German grocer of the janitor saysheU mmet rder In It."
iotor rame Into the iwpeuKv al
Mm. anrtinff oyer do- i "But her busbana am-
tore idu iuuuu " - , j- r'
I cans, uvu v . .
Utoes. it . i nf course, but there's yonr hot air
....... mi times down, ui course, b .n
'"iizrzz r the reply. again. mmesi::za
oi?rtf luia - ,
Und she goes by her steam yacht,
"Hot air. Mr. Hammeromger.
,ou er catch on? The princess roua
don to South ferry aud takes the
boat for South Beach ana Pu.s w
weeks In a teni uu f
. . -ha. Ilarv tind
-Uud all dose worocus --
deceivers!"
fh Hillfboro delegation rtprwent
' r:.. kr
t . t .... k ni.nu di niui ...
.hur C.tl of thii city returned
.f - ninii fiomtneir ai.ouu-
anoe at the state convention t
Albany wlere tbey baa a roj.i
iIinv are vert eutbuel
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Himvivi ... ,
acoorded them by the people o te
Linn ceunty capttoi. m
w nntlnffSnt oaiturd an h nor
-itin of Clair WiUee e
second vice president o! the etaie
, . iri iltiou. how
Oiuue, Vr"?'.v: r.Vt .ha alter
... .w- ..mht to naoje
4UO 'r, th. bmI
.nnnal convention. Oo ihie vote
they beat Dallaeby onlyoMbl oU
J . i ik.Mi.li Portland the
Keiurnioa, uiv-t-
bo,e were yaT tnUirUtafd bf
. ' . i n a nfihatntt. iney
tne l'ta v. '
report that twelve new caeLea will
. -rh M tt ChurCb.
f lener, puf .
conei-te,! of the following. Oicar
Lund. Uamon uwr,u
Ward and Clair Wilket. Robert
Imbrie and William Neleon Jr.
of football
Thankegiving. at Foreet Orov ,
he UUieooro xv. v . -----.
,..i.tul nntrlaeeed tne
team wmuwi-j . .
m . f,A.. H 011 nCDUUl BWfv.
. . '...- ..ni nritTith over the
. - ....oK.lnon in orel nan
i ,n; .:uv5r; . miuboro
. e .J tu . Iff nrl VAIll
He Also
i i
II I
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n
Sells The Famous
Till Kcnucy SIuk-s fur Men
Cumiucror Hats
. 1.., .... I' llltS
Xcxv l.iucolM'.olf Shuts
lose women vhas liars und acex, ,u -v.. -
" hKS!?. trover fo'r'.'Uchdown.
are
"Oh,
'Too don't mean someway
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no Its just mat
returning from Newport, Long
Branch, Saratoga and other lasniou
; . r i .oil irnn thp have done
able resorwa. i j
paradise flats proud, and I feel so good
AV-lL BlM'.-.i-. i
ought to study up on the different sorts
of air. When a man is driving a coal
cart at $7 a week tnais tu.u
When his wife Is talking o. iu
Branch that's hot air. Can't you see
the dlffereneer
1 believe 1 can. One vhas coal und
. aa ..1,0. Vow .li?r!v."
Eiactly. Well. Lady O'Sulllvan held
the joker for a day or two, and then
messenger boys began pouring in with
messages for the Princess Scutiro. lt s
h,.oi..nrt that has an Ice business;
. ,pment and sells chunks at a
cents eaeh. She'd been keeping quiet
i . .. nthnr Indies rope, ana
1 ana k.viub - -
. . ...... i, ...riioa for
when the time arrive
. ..i. n tn look around ior I
steam yacht for sale and to bring her
. .i.niorr:iiiHaii sea, as
urny ul .
. j ... . ruiru a summer cruiac-
grocer as be leaned against a can of
tomatoes.
trl.ti... Rain to Flit.
"That's because you've got hot and
cold air miiea again. "":--.l.
Qh ni around the Bats
rue bicoiu "-
lt made the windows rattle, but the
,..h. lame had to swallow It ana
iu.t of lt Here were our
muac .Mj
. ... i,..in indies nledged to
IUU1 ic..f ' -
The punting of Lund, and tack-
nun . n uniaKn-n. and
Griffith wai Forw'. Grove etar.
Referee, Hahn.
C. W. Nelson moved the first of
.. l t nA nlaoe in toe
D..v,;.n RuildinB and be now nae
the finest tonBorial and bath par-
- . ri I 'i'hA ahnn
VB.' el Kiiifl 1 Lin puvLS
lore on mo - - - . ,
....;. four chaire. a bootblack
j i...n;tnra and lixtures are
ana u ---- --
. il.a ate The
a. Mr. Jan- U'V "7, k-B. nMlors ha.
itor-lt vhas wickedness. It t has der piete, and no expense has
name as if I count you out potatoes for De J fc- ,.ou to m,ke
eggs- hia hon the neatest in toe
and when one way . " p" Un Buildip(,.
of another laay inai ouki j om
lug to work a racaet i. uj -7 1 Tbe barniDK to oavn 01 too
ception. but we maat ovenoo. . Q (4m.n DeA.mon. Of Mis
the four ladies naa whlle attempting to save dm
Rummer there woum nave u. - , . .h.flameB.hae
're. "SJt. ar - IT tol significance icmuch aetb.
v uv - . . . ia unnsn zt li . r. i
alrr sighed the grocer m. erui - H
"Correct, bm m - ; , urn '.
when you have learned to dlstiuguisu
almost fetl Into the egg box.
Rack With Their Yams.
"Each and every one. They were
getting back all last week, and the
? v...in It was as
flats nave iw --
.rood as a circus to see the different
vehicles drive up aou uu.u"-
dies would rush into each other" arms
Md tell about Saratoga. Long Branch.
Newport and liinrauar, auu -
grin and take it an " ami
They are keeping 11 up y- - - -left
the flats half an hour ago the
princess was telling the other, of a
Lrm .t sea that made the yacht
1 h starboard end
nmuu vu mv. -
.ii... iv riia. wiraeaness.
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SELLS
Lnaies' rubU ricil silk coals
" fu.shii'iuil'lc v'AKi
Nemo corsets
Julia Marlow slitH-H
Want line of waisl amUVuU
Have You Seen
T H E XVI
If Not Your the Loosrr
Then there is the
Children's Goods
Dr. Ikntoti's sIctfuiK K"m,m
KuUmi .shirts all M 'tS
Children's atul iutaut
ChiUlrcus lUecca lined union Mtil
Children's all wool underwear
lU.ys' high top shoe", and la- I but
L,t least the Wonderful Aruior Hate
Hose, the kind that wear longest.
EON T FORGET THE PLACE
BAIRD
I like to hear about
'tWelt,
August.
new hat on
mar. hat.
summer vacations, ana iue,
make a stab at lt or lose their pres
tiee Tbey had bluffed and got them
selves into a box. All the other ten
. .ham tn tm. and I urgea
em on by saying 1 would putty up the
..,. ! h wails, while they were
UI-HCB III ." "
TT, lli TP(1 lt With
hnohnnrta 1 don't anow, UUl.
middle of August they began to flit.
a came home with a The - Bope,.
It was her secoua sum- was w Rr.klvn in-
She had struck a bargain , unow. " ,d. tm
the difference these thing won t ap-
a wnit n
pear so ; iu . .ha.
"Vhell, I try my ui. uu
a present to you of a can of chicken
dot vhas three for a quarter to close
ont an estate. Dat vha. some cold
air."
Car Needed.
"One has to be so careful In choos
ing a servant nowadays."
., . , . v nr know What
" I CS, luueeu. .
they'll testify to If they're called upon
as witnesses.
Future Mall Note.
Patlence-I see some one predict
i to VMira flvujg machines wUl
our -,. .
,ak' be used to carry u
THB FI.AT8 HAVK BBEH BUZZING.
over it that I've decided to haul some
of -tUe rags out of the windows and
put in the glass.
'Vhas dot so!
It."
e usea 10 kuiij -
1. m r,iiud funnv to near
people at the postoffiee ask tDe 9
oVlock flying machine In yetr won t
lt?-Yonkers Statesman.
iir.'V..,. nf naar fWar M il V
"'"" t..i . A
Armond waB very tc.vmny
was an authoii'y on pending Ii-hib
lation. The heroic old nau wss
found dead,, clasping the Hale
grandron in his alius wm uav.ua
perished.
The gale Monday reached ter-
a all nvar Washing-
nno urp ..www - "
V...1 .a nn HlMllllI.
ton couniy, ou "
I A Ihl3 niBi rif'L I.KIUH III B
0W1DR W ,
sheltered basin, as in other portions
. .. .f.MM iwAaa ware
..1 tiA aiam. LTinur nc-o "
ki.n .miui cdtmtv roadr, and tele
nhone lines mllefeJ everywhere.
Rural mail carriers in many iu
... 1 I i .tnr. Tnuadav morn
giancee uu w ""r '
i 1 .acta wnrA r.nl out of the
L.;K.t,a Hnavv rain feu with
u'8""")"' '
the sale.
'Thirty Minutes,in Hell'' will he
II I 11 j c . I
I I j Between tne uruR
Qn rwn fnn A fin
, 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 1 11 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 1 1
. W L b
I mm y in
It began about the 1st of
rp.a i.nchor'a wife went sbop-
AUgUBU auo uu. - -
Dinar one day and came borne with a
.u.i.' der ver coat forr
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1 "Honnnn a L'ULUiiia.
uTxr.il k. -Bnnldn't steal It."
"No but he'd recognl lt."-A.Hy
; 'Hf
, -?fcaiKi
i ' 'iri
h.t Rh had struck a bargain know, sne goes o i
E bS any 1a5y cou d L tbaAer.; stead and stops wltb another lady
'Vase ost at least $2.38." the sixth floor at 2 a week."
r - . a a.,,
hA ruiftipsti of Derby-
iUCU vviuv
shire. She leaves the flats in a back
for the depot to go to Saratoga. From
the depot she takes the trolley ior -a-,
malca and washes dishes in a boarding
.iiin In as cool as you please house for Der gruo auu -rjSS5no
and down tL halls to don't get any letters from her mailed
and paraded up .ana waow . ound 1 at garatoga( anj that's the reason.
bow -7;,;" ' -. there now was that for flyr
tn make tne oiueis .... ju
exclaimed the grocer as bis
..tun . tm
LIHIO wcu. "I" .
... tl mmonUn wr. and
Vou can't imagine the consternntion of
.. (M tha larlv
AfW ad PH. Bil. -"
cane sailing in as cool as you please
IO II g avc w. v "
lw ..hl nf teeth. For
was ceruiuiiy 6uoou."t n
about three days I looked for a row.
"Ufld.don't some bloodshed come7
. tl. r.Mntaaa Gate Even.
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was the countess wmiw
out a way to get even.
"No. It
who,, thought
LOW Was luafc .v.
i nfa did t know some
leuci m " J "
womans like dotr' replied the grocer.
Watches the River 8ail Past.
n'Snillvnn's time comes.
X UCU . J v
- . ti 1. .. a 1 0 T 1
No hansom ror ners. duo ,
and crowds into it and heaas ior
t. nn,An tho ta ti has eone a
TIT' ,kT nr four days she sent for Branch. When the taxi nas B''e
""' l lSlbwmZ 'll would cost ! block she orders it to head XorHobo-
Ma8ked.W.m 2 ... i for a I won. where she has secured board with
., . vowtwirt ror a
to rent .a ivuia -'
month. I keeps myself posted on t
Ufcnd I told her a thousand dollars.
Si said she'd take one. Of course I
Jpread the new through the flats, and
KuMlng was like a hive of bees in
warming time."
Thow can she pay one t'ousahd
dollar. dt eggs at 30 cents a dozenr
war aaked.
"Mr. Hammerdlnger,
Dear of hot air?"
Of course.
air vhas hot." t
" "Xee, and the air can be hot on a
cold day as well. The countess was
Shaking a -bluff, but it wa a fiood on.
IT wasn't twenty-four hours
Cnnnm t Perbyshire. m w eaj her.
- V 1
did you ever
If It vhas a hot day der
Ki ll , olio My -
her sister and can see tne uuuau.
as lt sails past the door."
. a .. n BlThT'
"TJnd dot vnaa ner u)uu ouuliii
. a. .tl.-t tin
"It was. I hired a Doy 10 iouw
over. That left only the Princess Scu
tiro. She dallies till all the others have
gone, and then two taxis and an ex
press wagon roll up to take her to her
steam yacht and Gibraltar. One taxi
for herself and the other for ber fan,
von know, and the express wagon for
' . if, trammer.
her trunk. 11 was aiL,
dlner-lt was great. There were 200
oeople around to see her off. She look
TT r 1 u ., nrinrona she was and
ea avery jut" . .
11 m she sat there wnillng and bowhig
. . . .... 1, .a. a ereat daf for
wi..iir auu iciu " - w - 1
Paradise flata." fo--
I rr . X M I I 'It 11 1 .
Al (fl A I Nl I ..I
I TK I v-1 HIM Bl I
i7 'jr'-nu u
il Ii,a V '!. AC, 1
11 r 'i nL ssj
f best time r 1 !
I f to start using VJ
I OLYMPIC c4
m a WTn a u
ii ai i.aiijaa v w
111 IB UOW WTff
1 -Mth". v
Olympic lour -11 1 1
I I A. I ways maaes goou i
fr-tead1-1 things-good bread l
r 3UKi C I aud biscuit, good 1 I
i rtrr. I naatrv and cakee. 1 1
trUrVM9L l"adefromchoiceat 1 I
iCMDO lNortb w,,Urnl I
lroerfV I wbeat,pure,whole-1 I
laoiue.cleanandnu-f' f
What H Wn Afraid Of. I , . r,d viul HUD
What yer puttln' yer umbre.i. un- -"--ohurch, Sun-
day night, i)eo. 5. You never
heard true tunjeoi oipuubbou tw.w.o
Come hear it. Morning tbrme,
Following Jesus." A very impor
tant subject. Don't fail to hm it.
Bible school at 10 a. m Y. P. 8
n w. .t fWtf) n. m. Cordial wel-
v., r , ,,
come lo "in iioujw u , vuu.vu.
Lnveiiice. E B
Tongue's pacer, won a "f .JX) stake
.t Ik. Ha am fair. 1Q6 DUBru uiu
at m ;- .
not Day the stake ana Mr. longue
li Tko ITair hoard al
orouiiiii tun. "u . --
. ... .. . . L t ' i,.,, IVtA
legtd they were noi suaum, uu m
Supreme Court says one can bring
..: .;n.t lli.m in nnv nnurt.
BVI1UU " ..u . ...
8o. after many years Mr. Tongue
will doubt'.e get his $300
P T T.nranno. who IB OH the J
Farminitton.
, .vi u ' " " .
..a in town Tuesdav. tie staie-
that bie wife's sister, Miss Nellie
Midtleetatte, of Sauk Center, Minn.,
arrived Friday, to make an extend
ed VIBlV.
. T.11i. tI7!1siv in vas nr..
pared to open a class in piano in-
. .!. All .V.n inlirlllul
BirUOVIOU. ivil nuiv ....v,vM.vv.
ill nleaae ca 1 in oerson or leie
nhnna tha lesidence of Geo. H.
Wilcox, xiiiisDoro.
n D 1 .1 -f . V.niT. Uankl
and who in well known all over the
1 u
north counirv. waB aown hi vuo
city yeeterday.
I BlOliey vo lunu uii mm
aiiYnnt Terms reasonable. APPiy w ivu-
it VOUIl GHOCEITS rRtii Broe . HillHboro,Or. 2l-tf
iTJ fuwai. Mux. Oo., foaJLB, oaaa i
Is arriving ;it the Nelson Hardware
Co'. Store every day, and the display
will soon U the largest and finest ever
brought to the city.
Gome early and select
A splendid line of toys the bet
ver shipped out of Toylnnd.
Everything for children.
See Our Cutlery
Cutlery always makes a very acceptable
Christmes Gift. Our silverware is
the best made, and lasts a lifetime. Sec
' our beautiful Knives und forhs, and
carving sets they make fine prcscuts. -
Robes and Whips
These are the presents that are
appreciated by people who drive.
There is no nicer Holiday gift for
a young man than a buggy robe '
or a good whip.
Remember
That it -will be of benefit to you to
call at our store before you pur
chase toys, or gifts of any Kind. ,
The Npkon Hardware
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