HILLS BORO ARGUS NOVEMBER 26, 1009 m 11 I Ar makps fno'l jvislrv, too. fa ; -Mother. -, I if Tho plump, Kurd pi iuiim, ".lotti-d r V Iff from tbcntiif Nurtliwoh'i a w licut r,., filic V I II f rn,) ,,roly dninrd nnil won ml Jcufunil iMcuUn I - jBtfllltlHi billf(,rtt. ilirt paMiy MUbU' I mid cakca and bim nitn. lf. :jidrS II, lyiiipii Flour nl wny the emni nl- f ?. rrrwm If un , It-aii, pure, wholi-Honio and nulri- :H MTFilT $ II Iiouh- is an aid to rathi-r thnn ft lint f u II y'niiKliouwwifo'Hftbility. lfytmr:riM-t-r f TfieP II Ciin't supply yon 'we'll ti ll you who tun j j l lut ii,HHt Osyuipin Uo "Xd J Bl it-nkers Isn't aay hfJi ATYOUR 0KTLANI fLPL'KlSU MII.I.HOO,, ItillTI, vn i nn:.. PROTECT YOUR HORSE PROTECT YOURSELF i liis is thecason wben you need blaukcts for J'0r anima). Cduicand see our HOKSE BLANKETS Now $1.75 and up. When you. arc driving you endanger your health unless yon keep warm. Take a look at our hand Stnie PLtTSH ROBES, STORM ROBES . 1 . Prices to Suit. 'ivc me a call .when you want new harness, we liae hat ybii want and our prices are below c,,1 petition. ; , Substantial Repairing a Specialty earlir, (,r' ' Je ' bull uhe p" J1 T,,w H. Ho twner, Indenenr'e .1 Tele- r-v-i. ua. ,, I have just returned from New YorK where! have purchased the most elect stocK ever shipped foHills boro. I will open one of the store rooms In the Tamiesie block And offer'to the good people of this city a splendid line of Dry Goods, Boots und Shoes, Cent?' Furnishing Goods, mnd n Metropolitan selection of the celebrated La vogue Ladies' Tailored Suits A full carload of shoes is on the way, representing the latest in style and the best of manufactures. 3 IS Tamioslo Bldg., Main and Third GROCSR'S Farm of 27 acres - barn, for rent. At Innuire of Kuratli Farm of 27 acres, with houBe and Newton Btauon Bros., or J 8. T - M..ln. 35-7 Th Ral Thing. "HiM'nklnit of Jjr rid, did you ever bine a rral one?" -No." " "Nivir jo out. '.a a busty along a aliady In in-, wlttt-a plug of a bone and tin only girl In the world! Kay, you don't know what life ls."-Phlladelphla I-cditnr. WiM Ola lay. Mm. Kit kor-If you are gslng to an other one of I turn banquets I don't unpi"""" you will know be number of !lu bum when yon get back. Mr. Kicker, Oh. yea. I will. I un- arrvwed ir from tho door and am tak lug It with me! Kansas City Journal Th Prtidntial Tour. Thlrtwn lhound mil of glory : ThlrtMm thousund mll of gla; Ttilnmi OmuMnd mllr of Mory 't a lllo world to w. ' Thlriivn tliouund mllM of travel: Thirteen IhotiMnd mllf of ml; Tlilrlwn Ihuuund oilln of arm Tel rndxrnraili U whlrllac whMla. Thliiwn tlioiiMnd mile of cootln; Thirteen tliouund mile of land; Thirteen thound mile of tooting " lly th merry vlllag band. Thirteen (hnuiutnd mile of meeting: Thirteen Ahouund mil of creech; Thlrti-en thoun.l mllMLof greeting; '. Thlrta.m thouMnd mile of apwchl -Wuhlngton Evening 8tar, The n.iun Whv. Tnmmna (dliupiKilnted over his lna eqnnto tlpi-3otid nhht, Mr. MoPhr aon. Ah shall re member ye when ye mum. thin r amln. Mr. Morberaon (htwkUy)-Ah'm no coiulii' tlitM way HRiHn.-Sketcn, , Skyscraper. "Thee ltet hata,'1, ? !8id Mr. Jyne. ' "Why do they caH Them erojlneT" . . .' To which her hu- ' Hand did reply: '"Heiine they com i . 80 very high." ,. -Boton Heran. It Limitation. , CiiHtouicr-Wliat a beautlfur parrot! Tu In. H irood llllktTI Hint lHinltr-Yea, ma'am, but his .Kubnliirv Is limited. He doesut swenr, and ho doesn't use slang.-CW cubo Trlbtim i , Rvre Ensllah,," A tllller a dollar, a 'ten o'cIoVjIc scholar. Whut nialfe you coni o fatT You uaed to be behind before, - Hut now you'ra flrit at laat. i ' -Llpplncott'a Magaaln. r4 fi.ua IJnela Chan. "Po man who has a powerful good of lilsae'r.' said Uncle, Eben. "very often turns out to be one o' dem folka whoso oplulons don' 'mount to much, uouoW'-wasningum Br.. . Th Bonmot and th Oeeaaion. Tho clever thins w think of ..... . I , ., wm.lfl eeallv nail JII1L iw m.w -- Bofore those brighter, keener thoughtg That never come a au. -Kanea City Time. a I .t Hat. " "I suppose you had a lovely time -i ..I.... ...alitmln V " . "No: I had to buy several things and ... . -e .. LviW didn't novo a on oi w- arounu. lJeuver epuuiicu. . Argus and Journal, $2.25. ED. BAKEB, BANKS, YIOLKNTLY INSANE Captured in Portland, Sun day, and Committed ViGIMES HI t CJS ICCAT CHARACTER Tbreattsrd U Kill Nsrsc la Dscttr 's Office Kd. Biker, agml 40 yen, sod who resides altove Ranks, was commit ted to the asylum, Monday morn ing. Dr. F. A. Bailev twins- th latnining physician. Baker wai iii Portland Balurday, and e Dieted r. Hockey ' oflice the place wtere be waa treated fur a gunshot wound a bit hand, accidentally inflicted fear weeks ago and threatened to boot a nurte. The woman. bv rare preatnee of mind, agreed with bim, hut aiked bira to postpone it a 4 the wai very busy. Baker wai theo taken to tbe hospital, where be te;me violent. BherifT Mao- &ck weot dowo and brought bim out, and Monday morning be wai examined for bin unity; The physician found Ihit he bad been in Oregon 10 years, and that he baa a wife and five email chil dren; that be wai of euicida1 tendency; insomnia and neuralgia; urn is illhcled with delusions rf grandeur, imaging he is a great man lometiae thinking he is Christ and sometimes thinking that he is going to pare all the roads in tbe world. He has hallucinations of hearing and smelling. Baler is a native of Dane Coun ty, Wisconsin, aid it is said that twelve years ago be was confined to an asylum. Tbe patient went to Portland s few weeks ago and while at the house of a relative accidentally put pistol bullet through dm left band. Tbe accident probably had something to do with haslenit g hie menial condition, un wife wet dowo frrni above Banks, and en deavored to quiet tbe husband, but to no avail. Baker came out from Portland peaceably under guard of She ifi danoock and Km melt Quick, and waa only boisterous upon reaching town. He then told tbem he sou'd kill tbem both if they took him to jail. A BIG MUSIC STORE The Q aves Musio H use. of Port land, one of tbe lares musio bouses of the West, are holding astecial ale and display of their pianos at the HoUorraick Musio Store. The Graves Musio House sell everything in musio, wholesale and retail, in OreRon, Washington and Idaho and is tbe most complete musio house in tbe West. It eaid that four complete military bands could be marched into tbe tore and each man supplied with an Instrument from stock. In tbeir piano department they have five piano parlors in which are shown some of the moil dis linguisbed makes of pianos in all of the different aty:ej and sizes These parlors are so arranse J that a chance of comparison of its differ nt makes can- be made, and the pianos heard under the same con ditions, as they would be beard and used in the home. Among th pianos sold wholesale and retail by the Grave' Musio Co. are the arlis- tio Kranch & Bach, Chickering Bros., mnmao, (sieger & eons Strobber and Hallett & Davis, and the Kranch Bach Sieger & 8on piano players.. Ths liberal policy of the Graves Musio House with customers has made them many friends acd they are proud of the faot that many of their sales are made to peop'e who have been introduced to tbem or referred to them by tbeir old ous tamers. ; VXT 1.1 ' in one dui sianaara mates ol Sianos are sold by the Graves lusio Co. and eve-y piano sold is placed under a full guarantee both by the manufacturer and ths house. . Mr. L. (J. bin itb, one of their representatives, has been in town for a number of days, and has placed several pianos here. : J. T. Rooks, of Viuelands, was in own yesterday, ' A. Anderson, of Helvetia, was county Beat visitor yesterday. John Zimmerman of the Maple Hill stoiion, was in towo yesterday, ' Tbeeireet commissioner is pre paring to fix tip the plarjking at some of the street corners, where the plank is in bad shape. Some of the plaoes need "shimming" up a little, and, as soon as the street p'anking now contemplated is put dwn all tbe bad places will be put in repair. , "Mysterious Billy ' 8mith," the pugilist whose etsr was bio1. ted out by Joe. Walcott, the great negro fighter, was in tbe city yesterday coming out to attend oitouit court His wife has a Buit against Wash ington County for damages dons to I er trotting horse, last Fall, when it fell through a bridge down in ths southeastern part or tie county smitrf loots lite an ordinary bust ness man, and has no resemblance to a "pug." ' His case will not corns up for Beveral days yet. BOVSEflPACKSTRUNK Wife Proposes to Visit Her Moth er, Who Is Victim of Accident SAMUEL HAS HIS OWN WAY. Maedlase of Mrs. BowMr'a Protaets, H Finish Self Imposed Teak, Forget ting Nothing Cat I t Phiiooo- phar' Oama. By M. QUAD. (Copyright. U. by AMOcUtad Literary IT.j MR. BOW8ER. you will have to come borne at once. I have a telegram from mother saying that aha baa run a fork through bar foot and want me to come up there at once. 1 wane to get away ou th S o'clock train, and I shall take aiy trunk along." Bach was the meaaage Mr. Bowaer received over tbe telephone at mid afternoon, and be waited only to reply: mbat In thunder was she tramp ling around on fork to ber bare feet forr Mrs. Bowaer bad not been feeling well for a week, and tbe news upaet ber. lie got borne to find lur lying down as she. waited. "Thta Is a pretty bow-de-do, 1 must say," be blurted out almost as be got Inside tbe door. But It can't be helped. What make It worse Is that this Is cook's day out Bhe went Just before the telegram came." Hang tbe cook! Wbafa she got to do with itr "She could do my packing." "Not on your Ufa! 1 am right ber to do It myaelf. I blame tbe old lady ts a rum aow-Davpa, i mu eat." for walking around on forks when she could bare just as well walked on something else. But U you must go you must Was It a pitchfork, a table fork or a toasting fork J" "Sba didn't say." Init ott Peeking Trunks. "Pitchfork probably, and It will be tbe death of ber. lour family was a) ways getting pitebforkea or some thing. Wherea tbe trunk T" "In ;tbe storeroom. - Xoq get It aad Hi pack." "YoWll do nothing of the kind. That'a what I nave come home for, Your mother goes and rune a pitch fork into her foot and gives you s nervous shock, and If yow go to fool ing with tbe packing you won't get awajr In a week. Xoq are ready to faint way now. 1 wonder If It waa a three Uned pitchfork?" Bow can I telir Probably was and as sure to result in tetanus. Only thing on earth that could lock ber Jaws, 1 know what you want In tbe trunk, and you lie right where you are." "Bat Mr. Bowser" - "There ere do bats to It. I pack the trunk or I telegraph that yon are too ill to come, and your mother most whisper ber last words Into a phono graph. Xou'U probably be up there is week, and I'll put in , the duds ac- eorslngly." Mrs. Bowser realised., but she was helpless. She turned her face to the wall, and Mr. Bowser went ahead. She beard him pulling out bureau drawers and opening boxes and taking garments off the books, ' and as . be worked he hummed tbe air of "The Old Oaken Bucket" to himself to abow that be was enjoying the occasion. Two or three times she asked him If be was putting In this or that, and his reply was: "Now, don't you worry. Everything will be put in In the best. shape. ".You may be thankful that you've got such a boa band aa 1 am." ' The trunk was Anally filled, and tbe lid was shut down, and Mr, Bowaer Jumped ou It until It would close." He was warned not to break tbe hinges. but chuckled and said: 1 "The hinges are all right and I'll put the key in your puree. I was pack Ing trunks before you were born: Will now go out and get a 'carriage, and we will drive to the depot; Aa soon as you get up there you.'d better telegraph me what kind of fort 'it was If It waa a pitchfork theft, she most have been loading hay. If she's conscious you can give her my love." Mr. Bowser was just going through the gate whew a telegraph boy handed him a telegram which read: .."Yoti needn't come. AJl .a mistake." "And now what do-you- make of thlsr he asked as he showed It to Mrs, Bowser. .'., ' '' "Werjr-r why, it's rather funny." "By the seven mules,, but J should say It wasl Wrst your tnother tele graphs you that abe has. stuck a fork Into, her foot and to come; second, she telegraphs that it la ail a mistake and ybq needn't come, roesu't she know whether' she runs a fork into ber foot or not r ..." ? ' , ....'She ought to." ' ', . "Was It some one else's foot? Waa U a fork or a crowbar or what? am hurried home to pack your trunk. 1 dn nark If Nnv tt nrnvoa In ha la. bor 'hrowh away. By John, I'll talk to tnat woman u i ever see neragainr J Aa ihe jgui Is out and I'm Mfceitag "TW3 well, couldn't you go to a restaurant for your dinner?" -Certainly! But you Just hear what 1 nay about that fork business. Snp- I mia ihe bad telegraphed tbat a brick bonae had fallen on her aod then two hours later wired tbat it waa all a mUtake? fkm't people know when brick bonaps fall on tbem? Don't tbey know wben tbey run forks Into their fvetr Overtiauled Mr. B.'s Work. ' As soon ss Mr. Bowser waa ont of tbe bouse Mrs. Bowser began unpack ing tbe trunk. He bad topped off with two bats, and both were crushed as flat as pancakes. Her bearskin furs came next Two of bis nightshirts were a close third. Then was revealed ber toothbrush and his razor and mug Then s pair of ber eld shoes tbat had been sitting In the closet for six months Then one of ber stockings and one of bis socks rolled lovingly together. Then a pair of bis discarded slippers and a fur trimmed skirt. Then one of bis day shirts and a half used cake of sapollo. Then a calico apron which she gen erally wore on sweeping days Then a dump of stuff consisting or hairpins, a Upellne, a piece of chalk. a cookbook, an almost toothless back comb and a pair of his soiled cuffs. These were dumped la to flU a certain cavity. Then came a strata of socks and stockings snd neckties and woolen gloves, with an abandoned corset for a sort of keynote. At the bottom of the trunk were two ragged waists, a pair of Mr. Bowser's trousers, five of his collars, one odd slipper, two ostrich plumes, some art! flcial flowers snd a yard of old lace. Mrs. Bowser bad the things all out of the trunk and on the floor wben he returned from his dinner, and as he sat down be said: "I think I deserve a little bit of credit Mrs. Bowser. There Isn't one husband in a thousand that can pack bis wife's trunk." "I know it" she replied. "And the few that can want all day to do it In." "Yes." "And I was Just thirty-seven mlnntes by the clock packing s trunk that could have gone around tbe world." "I know." ' -"And nothing forgotten or out of place," "Yes, you deserve credit I can't Imagine bow you could have done It" And during tbe rest of the evening Mr. Bowser went around with bis chest swelling out and a smile on his face, and be was so good that tbe cat took three or four distrustful looks at him and said to herself: "On. no. old boy, you don't fool me! You are Just getting ready to make things bum tomorrow night!" It Soundad Hopeful. A young man who was not particu larly entertaining was monopolizing tbe attention of a pretty debutante with a lot of uninteresting conversa tion. "Now, my brother." be remarked in tbe coarse of a dissertation on bis fam ily, "la Just the opposite of me in every respect. Do you know my broth er?" "No." the debutante replied demure ly, "bat I should like to." Lipptncott's Magazine. ,. T 'Degrees o"HungW. "I'm almply starving!" cried the short story writer at the Hungry club. "1 wish they'd begin dinner." "I never saw you when you weren't starving," said the poet "I'm never as hungry as you are, though," the short story writer de clared, "because I write prose." Don't Want Any Drops. Hank Stubbs The next thing you know airships will be go In' right over your head. Blge Miller Ex long ea tbey go "right over," Hank, I'll be satisfied. Boston Herald. By MARTIN ANDREWS. (Copyright 1909, by American Press Asso ciation. ;; This is an age of rationalism. Ev ery day we are more Inclined to con demn Buperstitiou anil certain frauds by which it la supported. But while we are losing faith In tbe miraculous there Is a growing disposition to ex plain wonders scientifically. X . 1 am especially subject to thought transference, and so Is my wlfei When together a thought no' sooner enters the head of one of us than the other, gives expression to It. I am a scientific man and expect the time to come when one will be able to detect the subtle cause or means of this com. munlcation. , Some years ago I went as scientist on an exploring expedition. We were I obliged to enter into an ocean that was men comparatively Unknown. Our maps were the beat that could be ob tained, but had not received the same attention as other districts. Besides. convulsions beneath tbe sea are con stantly occurring to change the con ditions .. We were sailing northward, within a hundred miles of a coast running northeast and southwest. It was near midnight. I .was sound asleep In my berth. Suddenly 1 awoke. What oc curred during this awakenine 1 am not going to attempt to explain except negatively. It was not a dream. It was not a vision. I heard nothing. 1 saw nothing., It was rather a eon. aciousness. In that Infinitesimal bit of ttnw, during which,! passed from, a ouna sleep to a wide awake condi tion, my "wife, who waa several th.. sand tulles diaUut from ni ... ticulating wildly, convulsed with ter- jw, pouiung ana crying, "Keep off!" , As I have said, 1 received this as a brain impression. The moment I waa awake It waa gone. There . th. usual roll of the shin and creakmjtof BRAIN MESSAGE BY WIRELESS timbers, and I looked out of the port- bole. Tbe night waa starlight astf there was but a fair wind. Nevertns leM what hnd occurred bad Impressed me thoroughly wltb a sense of danger.' I an we, pot on my clothes snd on dtvk. Tbe ottlrer In charge. Jaeobaon. was pacing tbe after deck. There wna no land In sight, nothing but a brood expanse of ocean. "What Is Itr asked the office a I Joined him. "Why do yon ask the question?"; "Wby? You wouldn't be coming a) bore st this time of nlgbt for nothing. Besides, you look ss if you'd ghost." "John," 1 replied, "will you do I thing for me wit boat s reason?" "Whnt Is Itr "That's shoreward out there. Isal itr I pointed westward. "Yes" : "Put her off to northwest" "Good Lord! What forr "It was to be without s reason."' "What will tbe old man do to me?" "I ll take the responsibility sndstsad between you and bim. Come, Jsbsv be qnick! There's danger a head T lie seemed to catch an Inspiration eg fear from me and gave the necessary orders. As tbe ship was rounding to) ber new course I went to tbe post gunwale and looked over. "Come here, quick!" I called to the) officer. He came and looked over tbe stde with me. "What's tbntr 1 ssked. "I see nothing." he replied. "Not that whitlxb line out there?" He continued to peer and suddenly cried under his bresth, "Great hesv- ens."' then gave the order to ths I man to sheer off to starboard. He I as I did. a thin white line. It only be foam and could only. from' submerged rocks It ran norSJh and south, broken here and there bay the dark water to reappear farther esx. We got only a glimpse of It fer sew change of course served to tsks Sat away from it. For a 'time we total stood with bated breath, every aae- ment expecting a shock or to bear etas bold beneath us grating em a Then I went below snd called the es tain. We saw no more evidences of t sunken reef, but on reaching the as port learned that it had been discovered by others. Its appearance) dated from tbe last earthquake es) th coast. I made a note of the day, hoar i minute, as near as tbe latter Was sible. that my warning csms to and wben some months later I ed to my wife 1 told her my story. Without waiting to bear me tbrotagSi she interrupted to tell me that while I was away she bad dreamed she saw, our ship Bailing toward a sunken resA She tried to warn us off, but cowtd not do so. Her terror awoke ber. ' Bb looked up tbe date snd found II I with my memorandum. A reference of my warning to i tific causes may be weakened by dependence on a dream. Dreams i now believed to be simply mental tJvity of tbe dreamer. But why I not that mental activity have expe riences as well as when tbe mind SB a wake? And, If so, why could not what was experienced be communicated? I can conceive of my wlfe'a commaoscasV Ing ber experience to me tbrjOOgjB thought transference as readily as I can conceive of a message sent by wireless telegraph to a vessel far oe at sea. This process may some day to solved.- no she gained snowtodsjax et our danger is s problem a of which must be more remote. Pat'a Idas. Tbey were talking about the corspsav satlons of nature in making tbe ktft s)de stronger if the right is paralysed, the right eye keener if the left te blind, snd so on. "Sure, that's right" said Pat "I knew a man with one short leg, and. faith, tbe other was longer," BaJCt tnore American. Eaaily Answered. "Pa." said little Willie Skulebaggsr. "teacher told us to be prepared tonaoo row to tell wbat meter The Charge eat the Light Brigade is In." "That's easy.4' replied W. Skulebaa? ger the elder. "Gas meter, of course,"' The Faet Pace. Husband And may I aak why you find It so necessary to buy an automo bile? v--,-Vv'- Wife Ob, dea& we must keep In tto running. Baltimore American. ' . .''Arry on Lack of Clarss.' ' 'Ere's wot puzzles me a lot Habout your bloomln' country 'rs: : Bit mykes no difTrunce wot you've ajot Nor 'ow much you can myks a, year, . Hit's halt the yme; your kid has alas Fly merrily hupon tha street; Nobody seems to draw the. line : They speak to haU tbey ehaWaca to ..meet. ... . . i! - , .Mt: There seems to be no clarss hat halt My missus to a club belong. She" plys at card anN goe to Call ' Han talka 8( wlmln'a rights han wrongga, W'lle hover 'orft she'd keep her ply. Her folk would snub 'er JoUy watt, But 'ere she's counted just as nice Has rich folks, han she's Just has I Hit makes me larf sometimes to The.wye she spoofs them with 'r bain. She's got 'em thinking Hi must b A bloke wot owns soma copper share. , HI cawn't conceive of folks like that - Harakln' 'er hout to 'ave a lark Han eallln hon 'tt hat hour Aal t When HJ hath nothfn' but a dark. Ban. bless me, hit's expensive tool We'Ve goti twenty dollar flat. She wants to dree tha wye tbey do Han pyea ten dollars (or 'er 'at Tile kids, se says, must look has wfl Haa thos with Worn they dyly ply. -Heven HI 'ave to dress up swell. ' Confound your lack of clarss, HI say ' -Detroit Fr Pre Rccpgnizabl. t cannot see the gorgeous hues Of autumn vale, and hill. I alwaya sleep too late to not The morning cold and chill. Far from the mountains wrapped In Mid city buildings tall, I toll away the busy days,- -But recognize the faU. ' . . If there la any' doubt at all ' v- -I anlR the evening breeze. ' No other season of the year . Can boost such smells as th. ,A bonfire STuoMer"! In each yard, 'With Odors new and rare. The tttench of new fired furnace Each mornlne tills the air. ' The breeze Is fram'aot wltb new Wltti varnish and moth ball. Thougn far from tuitumn scene I dwell, I. recognize the1 fill: -Don Cameron Slmw In NW Tors . Press. . , .