PAOI I r . -4 -,-. 4?? 0 Heaters. ini until "m We Invite You to Inspeot Our Heators, CAST or WOOD LINED' LENOX fj'tchle trimmed, cast lined. No. 18. 20.. 22 .. $n.oo 130 15.00 After comparing thera with East ern goods ot the same designi you will see why ours are better values for the money. Wc show cvcrv practical size ami style from the . inexpensive Sheet Steel Lined Airtight to the large handsome Cast Lined with Nichle Trim mings. If you intend installing a new Heater this fall or winter, we invite you to inspect ours. We will give you better values than you can get elsewhere. PATrTKUHON; nii htukct,-- i i The Ladies' Will give an entertain ment on the evening of The net proceeds to ffO toward a fund for the building of a REST BOOH Do your part v Be at the Greseent Tlisafre and witness a splendid evening's enter., talnment, and help out a worthy project. Bee reading notices for parwcui.... 1 The Board of Trade had a meet- Ina, Friday evening and I- J Uu-h-tow resigned m secretory and N. H. Alextiuler was selected to fill the place until the annual election oetlHpri' k lir.Tai.iMn brought up the matter of the eBtablitihmi.nl of a feoiory fr the manufacture of sutvevure' Instant ei, la, and stated that hn would tit v thiu an acre ol jltounrl on which thxy tumid place thair tint. Mr. C. Rhode elated that b would give them a lot for 'fllca J.iifponee, aud tba Hoard mill Confer with the jn p ctlva oonoern td eee what can be done to have IlilMxiro selected. It wonld mean t least fifteen mora families for IlilUboro to have the plant Install ed bare. Charley Burubain, tba Tigard fllle lad who ran away from tba 'olel do Hancock last week and wat caught a day or to later, feel the humiliation of his eretpade tary keenly, and refused, for a day ir bo to oome out of bie cell and at with tbe reet of the prlaonere Ha brought back tbe brand new OUT OF THE TREHCH, By f. A. MITCH CL. (Copyright, IS, by America rreae Asm- cuuun j A few years sfter Ilia civil war two men iim-1 on Broadway. New York. Tbe olio wore tbe long balr and turn brero that marked blin for a southern er; tbe other waa black ae Ibe ece of aped). -Ko' de Uwd. MarseXeoge! claim! Ibe negro, wllb eyee awl mouth open wide. "Hen, yo' black raaral. what are you dohig up here In Vaukee laudr "Wha' 1 dolu' up byarT I Wooldn' be bjrar If you war allvef "Hut I am alive." "Don' kuew 'bout dat Bpec yo ma be yo' gboe'. How eouie to" be llvto' when de fambly all tlnk jro aa killed at de battle Bbarpetxi ft If ye toe Uvlu'. bow 'boot dat awful reksoowm I got from Missy AllceT "What rakedowor "Mebbe yo' doa' knew dat wbe yo" go off to do wab an'' 1 go with yoa orslrnanately to take keee o" ye' bote I war really t up to go by Mlaay Alb e fo' to lake beer " yoealf, epe- or wowoded. - Ue oalr of gW. that belonged to Mr. J- J - . . . V .4 a I D1UI1I UVIV J9 rriiwvua -"v ' lay tbe trip to the glovea. : E. C. Luoe.ttueteeln bankruptcy Jor tbe Thorn paon Broe. Lumber Company, li adTertieiog eale ol land, a eaamlll plant, a donkey wflM and Urging equipment, a do some lumber and other property. nd bide will be received by the iruaUe until October 16 The orooertr U located near Mountain lale, and here la a ebanoe for aome mill man. Tbe notice of tale ap nea rt lo another column : Tbe Co(Te Club met at the borne if Mr. K. U Bird laat Saturday tfternoon. Mre. T. R. lmbril and Mrs J. F. Tarolf eie were appointed Itelegttee to attend the Woman' IClnh eonventlon wbluh will meal U Koreet Urove October 14, 1& and 16 A ooromlltee ai appointed a arrange fur public entertain nenta. the Brocade ol which are U 0 into a fund for the building ol 1 re-etroom. ' N P. Oakerman, ot Beaferlon. nil wno la one oi toe prvnn.fwiT. arobarditta of bia eeollon, waa up Friday, lie ia buying aome of tbr property of K J Andereon, whi na puichaaed lf0 acre over it nilamrok, and wuo mofee oe for permanent reeidenoe. i When you can buy a 10 quart 14 quart, or 17 quart diabpan foi a oenU jou are gettiog a bargain eo go to U eer'e and Ukeadvantag ofaaoodthini 30 3 I Twe Hlta te kpere. j A baeeball game waa played to To- Ipeta onre ln'iwf'u Uie nmrrwu iojo and tbe bacbelura. A utao uauifd Hoot! mine lo bat. 1 ne pHrhrr put oer a lmlKl one. ano flood kow kint Ibe ball ovr Cle feore. 1 11.IM d of alarlluu fr Brat baee i mood braved blnuwlf aod stood etock "lluo, you Idiot T ecreamea tu ppc- I latere, -nun: waj in dm you rueT' "lluor calmly queneo r iowl an would 1 run fort I've got two more I clouts at Itr-Saturday Kvenlng 1'oet Oraed Comblnslton. Ilooeevelt waa reiurnlng from Africa. Let'e give biro three cheers and a iwe aumrtmteo one or iw mrvuv. committee. Hut tbe otbera tbougbt.lt loo lame, and a Ibe mmoty nunwr alepped down tbe gangplank be waa greeted wllb eoiuetblug like Ibler "Hurray Hurrani wannnai . . ... nu.l bog) Bab, ran. rani mppoi llartbeeat! UlrafTe! Crocodllel Bab, ran, rabr-CblfBO Nw- ' Ineomplatenesa. WIIHa Is a eurtous ohap, As pwP" all aare He always tails a little sheet Of wast ha wanta lo be. Ills iolftna cloihus entttla Wna To an enilurlna fame. The only dlllloulty Is II doaan I know lha game. Ha has a handaoma bunting rig. But Is afraid to shoot He only nexla a touring ear To fit his auto suit Out aa his wardrobe f rows, ne sere, With confidence sublimes "1 he moat Important part la eloUtea. The mat will come In time." -Washington Star. Tha Glass of Feshlen." '!Cnolly-Tlie douce, old cbap; 1 cawn't gb lo the inrt. I nuve no conao uuv tena, . llleggle-Oo ncroaa the atreet ana me. ilrnl) follow. Cbolly-nut I cawnt. boh; iy tnraaurenienla eicept my tallah, Dntcberkoow.-ruck. Djnot forget that' Greer kwpe tllkiodi of field otedB. 29tf .Joliui Aibabr, of 8uth TuU tin, wai iu town Saturday. I. H. Smith and wife, of Foreet Orovi,were in ih c ty Friday. J. B. Walker, of below Beaver ton, wat up to tbe hintorio county a... a l , "i Friday; Tjoi. Wabn, with the PortUnd weet clein'njj dtparlment, nd "ho lived hare a a biy, oat Bitorday, greeting friende. Thoa. Murphy, of Monntaindale, u in town yesterday, end while In called on the Argue. Robt. Thompson, of Cedar Mill. nd J J. flhHvlin. of near Beaver- K were up to ihi city yeeterdey. Kmil Knratli and wife eeiled om Hamburg, September 20, aod 'o now In AmnriRa. aomewbere be tween New.York and the middle ,t. They are expected borne Itbin a week or ten dy, na nit enjoyed aa all Bummer trip. n U.I.UI aold bin team of handle .orr.kyrA'f,t0M, drew KtaM,oi - Heidel bee wlu,,uLT ,11 Bummer in the wood boeineM. and aa he recently eold ble Hc . .t a ht advaooe over PaVIl Ol W ew o iaU.- hiltmrcbaeepricebeltt goof the equinee. a Virniher of Matt uie auuM, - . Madiaoo wboae gemming rrr t" .k Kim Into Drominence Uit heother wa arrested leet Saturday, oharged with .ellingliq- Without lloanee to eome St. Jobui Doye. w v. Thomae. one of the firel clerki in the Commercial Bank, i I hi city, wm aPirfrom HaturdaT. Mr. Tnoma W th.Rewdvill.echool. T. B. Perklni, wbobM bwe di,po.ed U Summer, wai dowj h. la feeliOl DO" ... nr.knins Mini oat from Forlitna ye-i , day lo tb oiij. ur. M L King, of Gaeton, wae In totrn Saturday. 1 J, C Beohen, owner of the IHfo Tree, Farm, Weet union, wae town Fridey. a v riwulwln. who owni tbe u.i t..Ia nlane a mile weet ol town, wai over Friday, trsnrsotiog builneeev A, F, Zillmer, of Oedsr Mill, wm In town the laatof tbo week nd remembered the religlool weekly In bia oalli. and wife and Mre Miobaleo, of Sheridan, were in tbe olty Saturday evening, gueeU st Ibe Dmuei owivum n a Waatharred. ealeiBan for o aIa i. amUmA i tti bia room Ihli week with WinWMWOi rw--. aoon be on duty gn. K. A. Wolf, of Roedvllle. and wbo waibbdly Inland by .Aba am. wae In Iowa Batar- d.f. He li rgUU leellOglhtttittHf of hie ""counter. On the Jab. alias Coy (at the garden party) Lot you klas mel Certainly nou a e known you an nour. Mr. Hustler (looKing ai me wm or.ii i hun. auniwao 1 come around In an hour and a qiicr.-Boston Tran- ecrtpt ,? Ethel. I sought lo ease In Ethel's eyee. , But quick aha dropped her eyeuae. 1 could not tae her by surprlsa, Indeed, and they ware shy llda. Mlaay Alice site cunte to ny cabba an' abe aay, 'Hea, yo' Infernal nlggak' "Oh. no, abe dWe't." "Well, enoy way. abe eald: 'Ben, le mighty glad yo' goto' with yo' Mam Qeo'ge. tt be efc'k or wounded yo" write we ebery day. '1 ceUTt write. Mlasy Alice,' I says. And abe says, says abe: 'Well, get some) one alee to write fo' yo' or eeud we word If he neede me and I'll eumm mighty quick to nu'ae Ulut. If yo' etlok to blot aa' bring bliu back eafe an' eoun' lo me I'll eee that yo' git yo freedom.' Aa' I eaya: 'Mlaay Alice, I doa't beer dooi my freedom. I aWo' went say free dom. I s alius lived In IbU fambly an' duo' event to live anywhere elee. Hut I'll watch Marae Oeo'ge fo' yo' an' let yo' kuow If be neede aueela'. I don' prouibw to brlug bin back eafe an' aouo' to yo'. but it be glta killed or dire o' ramp fevah or any o' them sojere' dlwaaaa l protnlae yo' on my wo'd o' bonab aa a Turoolr elgga' dat hasn't netab belonged to no odder fetubty dat i ll brlug bia body back fo' jo' lo werp ovsh an' be burled in de fambly burylu' srouod.' TK-u Mlaay Alice ebe aay, 'Den, yo's debllab flue ola-gab' "- "No, abe dldu t. but go on." "Hbe aay, aaya abe: 'Hen, 1 b'lleve you'. If yo' do dat I neber fo'glt It Hut If yo' don' brlug him back either tlbtn' or deed yo'd bet tab nevah been bo'u.' How come yo' up byar In New Yo k, Marae Oeo'ge. when yo' war kilt-ed-i Omhiu utlealo'-ln de battle o' Hbartiabu'g. an' yo' cuunel sahl yo' body wae tbrowed Into de treochr "tlo on with your story, rwer nuna ny part ' tt." "I buuted dat UttleOeld all orab. tnrnlu' ebery man layln' on bia race, even de Yaoka, aud 1 dido' eee yo' no wbar. Marae Geo ae. Den de runnel be sent an orderly fo' ate an' be aay: Hen, yo' tnaetah be been killed, an' be body muat 'a' been Ibrowed Into de trench. o' go borne en' tell bia nannla 'bout It. Wba' be kOOW 'bOIlt me an dat I war a Turnolr nlggahr i aakd him to do all that. Oo on. I'm aoiloua to bear tbe real." "Yo" tell him to do dat! Wba'yVyo do dat, Marae Oeo'ge r "I'll tell you my atory when you get tbroagb with yeore, Oo on, I aay." "My story's notta do 'a de drubbta' I got from Mlaay Alice. 1 went home to de plantation one momln', and Mlaae Alice aha eaw me comln' 'way up da road. She died out of de bouse an' run le me, out o bref, an' abe orini out: Ob. Bent Is he dead T Ao' I breaked It sof ly lo her. 1 aaya, aya Is alarae Ueo'ge, be wba' he don' aoerab no mo, Mlaey AUce. 'Deed be donV 'Wba' to bet abe moaned, alagge'n back. 'In de trench,' I aay. Dey tbrowed bloa la bete' t could git hlmr tV rj Uwd, Uarse Oeo'ge. booth I broke de news aa aof ly as I knew bow, abe Jla' drop right down wba sbe stao' with a eblvab. 1 helped bet nr. an1 toted ber Into de aooaa, Deo wben ebe come to herself ebe eald, with a voice det aouMea iai a na a In de tomb: 'Ben, go 'way from me an', doan' let me evab see yoVag'lo. Yo'e been oofaltbful to de true' i re poaed In yo'. Oo 'way, yoa debUah nlggabl Yo"'- Hod on, t beret Don't put, word you aald te yourself luto bar pare month." 'Yea, Marae Oeo'ge, I said .'em, a beap of 'em-wo'ae an' wo'ee. An' 1 turned roun', aa de men do when de battery's eeud In' out ehot an' shell an' grape In their facee, an' I lef de plan- tattoo, an' I baln't nebber neon naca dap from dat day to this. An' I suf fered ell this on yo' account - ab' yo- waan't In de trench attar all.' waa debllab bad lockl" ...... "Ben," aald tbe other, much arreciea. "you've bit It eiactly. It would have been better If I had been pot Into the trench. I wae atupld enough to be- SIRES AND SONS. Lord Chart Hirfnrd Holds three nwdsls fur life saving. Kubellk rwelTMl ble Brat music on frutn ble fat bar, a market gar dener. hlr Tboiuaa Upton one stated be woo'd give every penny h bad end begin again al tbe Outturn of tbe bid der to lift tba America cup. Dr. William Olln Bt II I man, a practic ing pbysk lao of Albauy. N". Y, la aerv ag bla Sftb tat to aa prealdent of the Ameiicen Bttmane aasocwtion. Beth Low wea tbuught to bare bad about the abort rat name lo tbe Kngllab lentfoage. but lo I'bKataqnle county, Ma,' there to a mau by tbe name of OUT Dow. y Willis in Ooerlln of Northlm, Maea., baa found bla all hundredth pearl. Ue gut all the pearle from fresh water clame which, he look from tbe brooks about tbe town. Mai Derewaky. tbe child uinak len. wbo bss Won tbe gold and allver nted als Of Ibe Ixtndoo Academy of Music, bad lo memorise for bla examination 2jpU0,O0O notea In thirty daya. , Hrakte 3. Orr. l lawyer of Pay City. Mich., who baa served three terms as prosecuting attorney ol Hay couuty, iwk under emphatic proteel, has mov ed to Detroit to practice tow aod to Mcapea fourth elect loo aa county prosecutor, j The tierman eolonlal secretary, Ilerr IternlMirg. was a elerk In a Wall streot 4fl4 In New York when be was a yeoac man and aeon after ble arrival lit America. Ills employer ret need to rah ble wagee when requested, and yonag Deraberg went back to bis native- lend. Die encceae to due to bia ability and ewergy.; In I BECAME OF GEORGE AIKEH? TMnrjt Theatrical Krank Daniels la adapting tbe book of -The Belle of Brittany" to Ameri ca a taete. August Voo Bleue, tbe muslclan-ac-lor, a) te appear la vaudeville In 'The Master Musician." The) Llebter company has engaged Ctiarlee B. Waldroe to play tbe lead ing pert lo a new product loa. Oortnne, who to starring In "Mile. Mlsehlef," totely told tbe cornerstone of a new Bbnbert theater In Mlnoe- Juatln Huntley McCarthy's drama of "rue Proud rrince." which Hotbero used beret baa bees produced wltb great eocceaa ta London. At the time of ble death Clyde Kite had yast Hotobed e play for 7a0 Sea re, called "Kitty and tbe Canary," and be waa about to write one In wblcb Miss Rutb Msyctlffe was to star. Beewt In the Henyaed. : Bank eHobbe-Tbey aay bnelneaa to plckht op all round. Big MUler-Thet alnt no Idle talk aeltber. We got two more algs y later day than we did tbq day before.-Boa-toa Uerald. Right In the Thick of It Mies Trigg-Why, Mr. Callowby. I didn't know you went In for football while at college. Mr. Callowby fOOt-Oh. but I did, you know. For tbe last three yea re I was substitute cheer maater.-Fuck, Clume Chap. K. The moon crept e'er the ridge. And falsi the white estate rose, lie klaaad bar on tba bridge Aad aortly did propoee. Bbe frowned aad eald: "Dear mel lea are ehunay. eooeneaa hnowal" Alas and alack, for sbe Mad been Klaaad en the bridge ot Uwta Republic. Many ierepa. Pear-Tee; they .have kept a diary of their courtship and all of their Courtship aod all of their petty fights are registered. Buby-Orectoua! It must be eort of crap book.-Mlaweapolle Journal. Charaeter Reeding. -"What makea you so sore that man hi oatwrany rautloae and diplomatic r "Tbe fact that whenever 1 offer blm a cigar be puts tt la his pocket and says be wtll smoke It after dlnoer."- Wasbiagtoa star, k I sought to whisper words of love, ( But caused lha maid to tremble. be wae aa timid as a dove. Or did shs but dissembler I learned too late It was an art, ; That drooping ot tba eyelids. In trembling she but played a part. , A snare waa In those sly lldsl -Town Topics. believe The Bettsr Wsy. frlrst Boston Cblld-Do you la corooral punishment? Second Boston - cuiio-wo; i ......u niuitn inv imrents do what I i.h k mom I suasion. New Xorkr wwu Life. . , A Strange Possibility. I With machines to save talking X And working and walking, We llnd that tbla planet so small " , le run by the lever, And numan ma k, nnMldArfta ai an. rm waahlngton 8 Can't De Beth." Tbe housewife views with falling nerve ' Preaervlng time a proslmlty. , gba tea re she caift at once preaeree . Hertrulte end equanimity; ; MJatbello standard and Times, "U your wife ooe of these reform erer - "No, twt ber drees msker Is. Bbe has told aay wife that abe must have nips the eoalaar aeaaoB."-aoostoo Poet TlieDreaeMe. Tawdreasaer. havpr. though not rich, Cares not what (ate o'ertakea him. But hunter's the alarm clock which MeleaUeealy awakes him. , - - -Washington Htar. i HleFeellnoe. " A ' vou feel If aome pome tbe victim of a diabolical atory, ,ou a fortune T There wae another girl-well, 1 was Bareeft-l'd foal euro that aome one engaged to be married lo her long be- WM prova. tbat h. waa 0f unsonod f.who wrote me that a Yankee on -ear who had come down with the Fed eral army bad taken my piece. Alter Jbarpaburg 1 got my colonel to send ou back with tbe atory that 1 had in till Ml and thrown into tneuencu. I wUbed to be dead lo every one t nao been brought up with, especially w oer. "It war might', hard on MWsy Alice, but I'd rather been Mtosy Alice thah myself. Marae Oeo'ge. yo' go right back to de ole plantation an' tell Mtosy Alice twar all yo' fault. Tell bet yo a ilnr an' I a might' fine hlggah.- . "I'll do It, BeU. and fll take, yow with me." mlneV-Phlladelpbia Ledger. By TOM GAYLORD. (Copyrlilit, 19U, by American Prsas Aaeo clatloB.J "Wlmt Is this r.-H)rt, Merlam. about you and Mr. Abercroiiibler "It la tbat we are to be married, aad It la true." "And yet people say that after a masj peases forty be will Invsrlably ebooee a woman from fifteen to twenty years younger than blimwlf." Tlu-re are ciima where men past forty marry women they have loved lu their youth." "And yours Is such a romancer ' "It Is more ibau a romaoce-U la a remnrknble case." "lo I..II me. I am dying to bear It" "I must go bock iwenty foor years. I was then elghlecu. Father at tha time was speculating In cotton and had umde a great deal of money. Be was very ambitious for me end told - me that, wnetner or no minna wealth, 1 muat uiurry a pollabed" man. rather had little opportunity to be-" come reflneil In bla youth, aod people i always covet what they bsve been de- " nlod. (Hie day when I waa out bo roe buck riding my pony ran away with me. A furmer'e boy came galloploe; , after me ami. catching my rem, aaved me from going over a high baok Uto-' tbe river. "An Intimacy sprang up between my self and the youth, wboae name waa r Aiken. I vvns a shrewd little mini ' aud never aald anything at home about " tbe runaway or the farmer's boy. "Klimlly I umde up ray mind tbat I could not live without Oeorge Aiken and protoeed lo elope with hint He consented, but very unwillingly. .Be loved me, but had too much sense to consider such a course either boaof ablo or likely to result in our happi ness. I called blm timid, and this brought blm over to my plan. "Mr room wns on tbe third Story. 1 procured a roo ladder, on which I to tended to deecetid after tbe fa catty were all asleep, aud bid tt to my ' cloaet. Aiken wns to be at the foot at the ladder to receive me. But wheel it came lo dincendlng the swsytof thing my courage fulled me, and 1 calhHl on blm to come up and; help me. He aprang tip tbe ladder, and Just aa we were about to go down togetoer ww heard footatepa coming up tbe walk. Oeorge Aiken climbed Into the window and drew up the ludder. "Borne one came on up to the booee and stopM beneath my window. I necDcd through tbe slsts sod recof- niaed father. lie bnd gone out with out my knowing It. He called op tbe : coachman and stationed him under tbe window, then came into tbe bouse. "1 am rulnedr 1 cried, clinging to my lover. 'Father muat have sewn yoa . ' enter tbe window.' "Oeorge Aiken remaiued perfectly cool, rreacutly he said In a steady, low voice: 'Ulve me your watch. "1 took It from my belt and banded It to blm. . , " -Oo to bed,' be said, 'and pretend to be asleep.' . , "Ue opened tbe door softly and stole t out In a few minutes 1 bad token oS my clothes and was lo bed. I bear a commotion downstairs, and present ly father came lo my door, awakened me, as he supposed, and told me tbat a thief bnd been caught In the bouse with my watch on blm. "Then I saw It all. Oeorge bad aac rlflced himself to save me from dis grace with rtiy own family. I was la agony. I beraed father not to prose- . cute tbe thief, but he baa sireeay can ed Ibe police, and in another hour George waa lu Jail. He was tried, put in no defense and, being the son of a reputable farmer, got off with a UgBl sentence. , "I disguised myseir, went to toe jsu, saw blm and proposed fo confeee the ' whole affair. He nnld my reputation " would be lot and that would be worse ,'" than a term lu toe penitentiary blm. I should have naa tno iirei to confess without his consent, but I hadn't. 1 wbo bnd got mm into ie scrape was too mean spiruea to ge blm out. "He served eighteen months, when be come out of prison be did not try to Bee me, but maunged lo get a note to mo undiscovered lu which he aald that my father would never consent to my marriage with an ei-convtct and It would be a slu for au ex-convlct to ma tn mnlio the sacrifice. Tbat " jvs aeass. was the last 1 beard of blm. "I married, father (ailed, my bus- -band bceatne an Invalid, aud 1, alwaye 1 anxious to show some .courage to con- " trast with the weakness of my youth,"' studied stenography and accepted a position. The afternoon of my ea- trance on my duties I was called tnto' 1 the office of tbo bead of the firm to " take bis dictation of tbe day's letter. He looked at me curiously and asked :" mo some questions about myseir. "Six months after this my nusoanor led. 1 bad been getting reratttancee nm time to time from an unknown friend whoso Identity I could not poo- .ihi lanror After my husband'e ' '" Isj Bight The cooler days are coming soon, When morn ma daws are wetter And nature sings a shriller tune Aad pancake teste much better. " , -Boston Traveler. Into afm tarlVll J The Heppy Fsrmse. The farmer waa In days gone by b An obleot of eompaaslom He said "By gum l" and ioked "old " , Because It waa tbe fashion. " Ha held while following the plow ,k Unto his own devices, - i : ' While we were worrying a lo hew ! To eat at olty prices. The farmer how has eorn and oata And meat and acts aad cMeC. ; , Hla sphere of Inaueoee, one aotea, ' m Bach year la growing wider. , , Ha lata "us elty tellers" grin 1 At "Rubes" and lives la clover, , While wa go broke for feed In Ma ' Diluted and warmed over. -Washington Btar. Heard tn Sunday ohoo4. , "Why were the animate taken the ark?" "To nt tbem out ot ttooaevelt'a wsy, I suppose."-New York Preee. ' ; A Teaet. Then here's te him who never ; , I Attempts a etunt that moat la hearers think Is clever- ,, A stele and waclent toaat.i - -New Xork Mail. Hassl Ladford aod Fred Hill, o fnrMi Grove, were in the city Sat I brdar evening. Mr. Hill It wl kbown-all -over Washington uourv- (y. having at tne time ornduotfd the Qaimbv HouB; Portland, wh' n lit wae a etoDDina blaoe for tbu ooanty'a peoploi. BdMlMDv of Shady Brook, wai (down lo the olty Tuesday. lhlv dtar-over. After my nUBoauai death these remittances were doubled; - I wondered If Oeorge haa prospereo, found me out and helped me without H makiug himself known. "A year after my bUsDana s aenin toe . bead of the firm for which I woraeu told roe that he was my unknown" 1 friend. Surprised, I asked him what reason be bnd for serving me. He' asked me if I remembered " Oeorge ' f Alkln. I started, turned pale ana snia yes. Then he told me that he, Bdwar Abercrombie, wae me mver vi youth. , . "ve W to OO marnea in www. . Just an Idol. "That's our popular matinee Idol.' , "Why, he doesn't look like an octee.'' "Tbat ain't all; he doesn't evesf act 1 like oue."-Cleveland Inder. i Birda and Men. The bird' that nets the worm Is the bird that early rises, r The man who gets the trade la the man who advertises. " ' Boston Herald.1 Evan If She Didn't Dye. f ! Ella-We can die only once. -StellarBut you have bleached eevr eral Umes.-Los Angeles Ttmea. IT