I I w i 4 i- i I i I j .11 1:1 ! 1.-1 f ! Kntarod at th Poat-offlc at Hillsboro, Orsgon, M second-class) nail natter. LUCIUS A. LONG, Ml tor. County Official Paper Subscription: On Dollar per Annum. 81 Months, 60 eta. ; Three Months, 35 eta. leaned Every Thrday -BY LONG MoKIMNBT THE WAGES OF CRAFT Congressman Williamson has been I convicted of subornation of perjury, j in a scheme to get control of public j lands. It took three trials to con vict, although the evidence wassuf fior ntly strong either lime to prove guilt. He had the beet legal abili ty in the state to defend him and yet, twelve men corroborated what 23 men on a grand jury swore, when they charged him with sub ornation of perjury. Williamson has paved his road of dishonor in an incredibly short time. A few years ago he was the gilded prince who defeated a fellow ciliten for a National office. The smug gentleman from Crook dilated upon his opponent being one who wanted the eagle on the dollar shorn ot its tail feathers and be draggled in the slime of repudiation. He was elected and went bick to Washington as "Oar Newt!! wssnaewbat M tr ' m-wmwvd the second diirhiut "From the evils of opposing party and National dishonor? He is now collecting his wages and he is now convinced that honor is bet ter than riches especially when riches are to accrue from crooked work in getting possession of publie lands. Otto Leisman, of Helvetia, is laid up with rheumatism. When yoa want pickles go to Greer's. All kinds in bulk. David Wenger, of Helvetia, was in town this afternoon. Greer's is the place to buy timo thy and all kinds of grass seed. Voengagemsnt at the opera house Saturday night called off. Peter Welty, the Helvetia car penter, was in town today. J. E. Nichodemus, ot Farming- ton, was in town this morning. W. Reynard, of Laurel, was i county seat visitor this afternoon Born, to Hugh E. Moore and wife, of Hillsboro, Sept 25, 1905, a son. Born, to W. E. Burke and wife, of near Forest Grove, Sept 21, 1905, a daughter. Wen Davis, of Glencoe, was in town today, and reports a fine pub lic sale, Monday. For sale. Good, young Jersey milk cow, fresh; gentle. Mrs. M A. Powell, Hillsboro. Mrs. B. J. Wilcox, of Condon, was ths guest of her brother, Walt Bennett this week. E P. Steventon, of Gaston, has moved to Portland to reside, and was a visitor here, today. For a good smoke try the Schil ler or Excellencia rod you will try them again and again. Oysters bv the plate; by the quart; and fine oyster cocktails, at Palmateer's, Second Street. Will supply in any quantity. M. C. Steeples, of Hoqoiam, was over this week on business. He will return the middle of next week, after taking in the fair. W. 0. Doneleon was an attend ant at the convention of Oregon Funeral Directors, which held for four days in Portland, this week J. C. Corev, of near Mountain dale, passed through town yeeter day, enroote home from Salem where he visited the first of the week. W. B. Hays and wife, of Missou ri, are guests of the former s broth er, John B. Hays, of below Reed ville. They like Oregon and may locate here. Owing to the absence of attorneys Interested Judge McBride has agreed to postpone his trip here Saturday, and he will not come un til October 14. B. R. Pat ton, of Hillsdale, who has been drying bops for 17 day at the Pem Patton place, above Gaston, passed through town to day, enroute home. Clerk Godman has issued 455 hunters' license to date. No more fire permits are being issued, it not being necessary, unaer wa in, ter the ZUtn of septemrjer. Mrs. T. C. Buckingham, of Lowe, Idaho, accompanied by three of her sona and one daughter, is visiting with her mother, Mrs. Koss, norm of town, and taking in the Fair Wm. Schulmerich, Ed. Boge, r.rmlnffton. and J. C. Schulmer tSi, Banks, returned the other day Imih a himuns inn in toe iicub' 1;3, and brought home four deer James H. Sewell finished picking in hit yard, yesterday, while the Selrgeber ysrd yet has 20 acres untouched. Wn. Bsgley Sr. finish ed his yards, Tueeday, Zina Wood wound up yesterday, and nearly an the growers over the county will finish by the end of the week. Vm. Finney and wife, of San Jose, arrived today, tor a short visit to the Fair. hue in town they are guests of W. A. Finney, of Third Street. Mr. Finney is one of Hillsboro's pioneer blacksmiths. and is well known by the people ot this section. He likes California, but stilt has a liking for old Oregon. For sale: First class confection ery and ice cream pariors. ins only 20th century Sanitary Soda Fountain m the city. Doing a good hutiness. Best location. Will sell at invoice. Heasons for selling going away. Inquire at this of tics. COTSWOLD BUCKS For sale: Thoroughbred Cots wold bucks, yearlings and two year olds. Inquire of Joe. Cawrse, 5 miles northwest of Uiilsboro. The United States iory at Port land last night convicted Congress man J. N. Williamson, of Prine ville, and his accomplices, Dr. Qesner and Marion Biggs, of sub ornation of petjury. The case, hks that of Mitchell, will be appealed. Judge Bennett defended the three, and tieney prosecuted.. 'c .rlSu of Hou?ley & Hanshew nas dissolved partnership all par ties owing said firm are requested to ssttle the same at the market. Hillsboro, Ore , Sept 21, 1905. A Boy's Vacation Time. H AIL, that Ion awaited day When, the schoolbooks laid away. All the thoughts of merry young ster turn from pages back to play! Done with lesson and with rule. Dona with teacher and with school. Stray the vacrant hearts of childhood to the tempting wood and pool I Who wlU tell In rune and rhyme Of the glory and the crime la the dusty lanes and byway or a boy vacation timer Hark, the whistle and the cry That Is piping shrill and high From the chorus of glad youngsters troop ing riotously by ! Bar. did sun e'er brightly shine As when, with his rod and line. Tramps the barefoot lad a-ftahlng. and the water dear and fine! Sweet the murmur or the trees, And what glory now he sees la the chatter of the wild birds and tn buxa or bumblebees! Hear the green woods cry and call Through the summer to ths fail. Ws are waiting, waiting, waiting, with a welcome for you all!" Hear the lads take up the cry. With an echo thrill and high. We are coming, coming, coming, for va cation time Is nigh!" How the skies are blue and fair. How ths clover scents the sir With a witchery of fragrance that la deli cate and rare! How the blossoms bud and blow And the great waves flood and flow la the ocean of boy happiness, like DO- lows, to and fro! Ah. my heart goes back and sighs When the piping calls and cries Prom the hearts of merry youngsters Uk a song of triumph rise! And I would that rune and rhyme Might be splendid and sublime la my heart to tell the story or a dojts vacation time! -J. W. Foley In New York Tunes. EisUlsed Felly. Mother How did you come to be teasing that little Jones girl? Her mother was Just complaining to me about It Willie Hardcase Well, she wanted somebody to tease her, I wanted to teaso somebody, and we were both ac commodating. Thaf s all Baltimore American. Coald Lm It There. 'I shall find another channel for my article," wrote the author of a rejected contribution. "That's right" waa the answer of the courteous editor. "The English channel would be an excellent place for It" Chicago Journal, Always Ready. "Miss Passay has a queer habit of nodding ber bead and Interjecting 'yes, yes,' when any one talks to her. Fun ny, Isn't It r 'Yes. I think she got that habit wait Ing for some man to propose." Phila delphia Ledger. Sca4 laaprevesMBt. The Country Cousin How d'yon Uk the country, Willie? The City Boy Well, if It only bad more houses and cops and street cars and keep off de grass signs and things it would be foist rate. New York World. w i v-N . r-s.w -i - Jim Dandies 8f Tr ftwta? ttpr4rM, mt, k f. 0. MMla J There were six men lu Company 8, Ninth tufantry, who were iik-koaiued Jim DatHltv. They were six aptok and span fellows, who always looked freah and clean and presentable, and they were always detailed for the beet head quarters posts. This caused Jealotiay, and It was natural that by aud by a story should get a (lout that the all re cruits were fellow without aand. It conld be truthfully Mid that their conrnse had not tnvn tested, a the In dians had been quiet for a long time, but uo one argtW thus. It waa easier to go with the majority and say with some of the old voter us: "You Just mar, my words. If w ever gvt into a brush with the reds it will take four tueu apiece to bold these dudes on the Bring line." The Jlru Dnndtea were attracted to each other aud formed a coterie. They organised a glee club, sang love songs, read popular uovi-ls and bought toilet soap. They even wore lluen collars, aud it was s:tid of at least three ot them that they robbed their feces with bay n!u after a shave. The 41ms were cured and ridiculed, but tUVy want their way and bU'ed their tltun. They had put In a year of this when the call came for the Ninth to take the field. The ted uwm had grown tired of pear and wanted war again. "Now keep your eyes on - ywrfl nu anr men falntlug away to be chucked into the ambulance." The Ninth went out for butttnesa and found it On the third day after leav ing the fort It found a big fore of In dians tn its front, and the fight waa hot from the beginning. The reds had the advantage of numbers, and by and by they began to work around on the left flank of the command. Tb colo nel saw It, but be could spsre only a few men to checkmate the move. They must get Into the broken ground and die lighting. It waa a military neces sity that a small force should be sent but he hesitated to issue the order, sud finally called for a sergeant to lead a th sex ram saxo as tut wnrr. band of volunteers. The six Jim Dan dies came to the front at once. Even on the march they bad clean collar on. "What In time la this!" growled ths sergeant as they stepped out "Ifs going to take old veterans to hold that ground, and these are only dudes." "Give us a chance, colonel," appealed one of the Jims. The seven men took open order and double ouicked across the open into cover, and the six Jims sang aa they went The colonel looked blank, and GOO men laughed, and the Indiana al most ceased their Ore as they wonder- eu wuai was up. 'Now, dudes," said the sergeant aa they reached cover, "this is no making love to a red beaded girl on tb ve randa of a summer hotel. We've got to hold them Injuns off this flank It w die trying. You've got a chance to show what you're made of, and dura my buttons if I don't plug the first man who looks to the rearr For answer the Jims sang a vers of a war ballad and then dropped down Just aa the Indian ballets began to sing about them. The sergeant cursed and muttered, and over on the line, half a mile away, tbe major said to the colo nel as tbe singing reached their ears: 'Did you ever know the like of that? I'm afraid this minstrel show business will end In our being flanked." But even as b spoke the muskets got to work and rattled away ao rapid ly that there seemed a score instead of half a dozen, and tbe colonel's face lost its look of anxiety. A force of thirty Indians were sent down against the half dozen, but they could not get nearer than a certain line. There was an open space to cross, and every red skin who tried it was tumbled on bis face. When there was shooting to do, tbe Jims buckled down to It When there came a Intl. one of them would strike np a song, and the others Would Join In the chorus. Tbe sergeant sought to bosh them, saying that song did nJt belong to Upton's tactics, fcut they sang tbe tender and sang him down. Tbe Ninth had got Itself into a bole. It waa not streag enough o drive tbe enemy from its front ana vrere It to attempt a retrograde movement the In dian would le encouraged to swarm out in full force. The officers saw the situation before the men did, but when the latter became aware of It there was a flutter along the line. It might have been more than a flutter, and the colonel's heart was in bis mouth and his teeth set herd when from the Jim Dandies over on the flank came th rousing chorus of "John Brown." It topped the flutter. Some men laughed and some swore, but the song led their thoughts Into another channel. Again tbe Indians pressed down on tb left flask. They had discovered that only half adoit "wen "bp posed tbem and that to win the flank was to wta the battle, but even with nro to on, owing to the nature of the ground, they could wake no way. The Jim were shooting to kill whea they were not laughing or singing, and the ser geant watched them closely and mut tered to himself: "I've been down on these dudes along with the crowd, but blast my eyes If I ever saw puriler fighting. I guesa Iv got to take back what I've said. Say. now, hut what's the matter over In the center V The matter wsa that a company was being withdrawn to re-eu force the right but the movement caused unea si- nee and a slackening of the lire. Men were beginning to look to the rear and breathe heavily and the ludlnns to ut ter whoops ot exultation and make ready fur a rush when the six Jim Dandle, who were temporarily out of It leaped up on the rooks and began to atng a topical song. It was new to moat ot their comrades, and the Jolly atr caught on at once and started cheer all akwig the lino. Two hun dred men Joined tn the chorus, and they were singing yet a the colonel perfected his plans and ordered a for ward movemaut There waa a grand charge and a rout and the Ninth bad nut only extricated Itself, but won s victory to be proud of. "Splendid move ot your, colonel," said the major when the light had been won. "But I couldn't hare made it with out th stugiug. Tell Captain Barnes to send his six Jun Dandle to me. I want to thank 'nra personally. A dude glee dub beat artillery all to pieces at fighting Indiana.' be has exerted upon hi fel low. In a very real enae Mstthew Arnold In England nnd Talne In France are his disciples, or at least he hi their literary ancestor. They de rive from htm. and th doctrine they nave made explicit are often Implicit In him. The part ot Tslue's critical theory which has withstood th teat of time Is that whlcw Talne acquired from SalnU-Beuve. and not a few of the points which Arnold preened Insist ently ou th attention of alt who read English be took over from his French predecessor. There are no real critic of literature of our time, from Mr. Jaine In America to M. Brunetler in France, who haie not com under his spell at some period of their own de velopment aud who have not sharpened their own vision by a more or less de liberate aPDllcaUon of th methods of Salnte-Beuve.-B-under Matthew in Century. Tare Sjaeer Aalsaal Tale. Th Indians say that U a beaver aent out from th parents' lodge fall to find a mat he is set to repair the dam. It he falls a second Urn he la banished. An Arab writer has th same story. Ho tells us that those who buy beaver skins can distinguish between the skins of master and slaves. The latter hsvt the hair of the bead rubbed off because they hare to pound th wood for their masters' food aud do it with their beads. On more story la about the puma, the "friend of man." A certain Maldo nada, a girl of Buenos Ayre. was falsely accused ot having sought to be tray th town to th Indiana and was condemned to be exposed in th for est An enormous puma guarded ber all night from the attack of other beasts. The next day she waa taken back to the town and pronounced to be innocent From Edmund Belous' "Ro mance of th Animal World." Th Pint alHMkaa. A shoemaker, Karol Kowates, who In 1823 lived at Perth, ths capital of Hungary, smoked the first meerschaum pipe. Besides being a shoemaker, how ever, b was one of nature s hand! craftsmen, being gifted wltb an tntul Uve genius for csrving In wood and other material. This brought him Into contact with Count Andrassy, with whom h became a great favorite. Tbe count on his return from a mission to Turkey brought with him a piece of whitish clay, which bad been present ed to him as a curiosity on M-count of Its extraordinary liRht, specific gravity. It struck the shoemaker that being porous, It most be well adapted for pipe, aa It would absorb the nicotine. Tbe experiment was tried, and Kavol cut a pip for tbe count and one for himself. This first meerscbanm pipe mad and smoked by Kavol Kowates as been preserved in the museum at Pesta. HJUb Cases. Holland Is the land of flatness, wind mills, dikes, canals and cheese. Ot the latter tbey produce 40,000 ton and more in a year and consume only fourth part Alkmaar, one of the most noted and historical towns In tbe coun try. Is the gnat bsss market, and la Its streett over 12,000,000 pounds ars told anaoaUju, Dnbb No snlmal can exist on noth ing. Tubbs-Ob, yes; moths eat boles. - A Jewel. "Our easoCWar Is such a careful man." ; "I'm gild to bear you say that." "Ys. Th last time we were out be ran over tW dog and a huckster with out getting a single thing out of r paur."-Nw fork Herald. : Use. "Do yoa always think before yon speakf asked the prudent adviser. "Ye," answered the Impetuous youth. "aVtL It ssems to m mat UM longer taluk rho-mot numerous become the taeSa (Mays I reel like ymg." TTask':j-n Star. " stMkvasTar Ca4ac. First Stenographer My employer Is In financial trouble of some sort He says be doesn't know which way to acond Stenographer Mine hasn't that to bother blm. He's a crank-Detroit Free Press. I Chaae. "Saphead tost a hundred In a poker gam with us fellows last night." , : "I thought be never- Indulged la gam of chance?" . . "It was no gam ot chance so far as Bappy was concerned. Houston Post Evelyn'. Question Waa 1 Somewh&t of a. Poaei E' TELTS Is a very cowardly little girl. The world I so full ot ter ror for her, Indeed, that her UN la scarcely worth the living. Her fa ther, rl ml lug that sympathy only In creased this uufortunate tendency, de cided to have a serious talk with his little daughter on the subject ot Iter foolish fear. "Papa." she atd at the close of hi lecture, "when you see a cow alu't you fraldr "No; certainly not Evelyn." "When you see a horse, alu't you Trald?" "No, ot course uot." "Wlieit you see a dog, alu't you fraldr "No!" with emphasis. "When you ace a bumblebee, alnt you 'fraldr "Nor with scorn, "Ain't you Trald when It thunder?" "Nor with loud laughter. "Oh, you silly, silly child:" "rape," aald Kvelyn solemnly, "ain't you 'frald of uothlu' tn the work! but Jvat niatntnar-Harper's Magaslue. 9 WtllUsT laveat. "Yea, Mr. Ollllugtmff." says th men tal scientist "It will take but a few ab sent treatments to restore your wife to her usual health. You see, she merely Imagine she Is 111, ami the thing to do I to make her imagine she la well gain. For $10 I would guarantee" "Forty dollar to make her Imagine she Is welir gaspa the huabaud. "Yea, Mr,aiUUM--'" r-lttJ tuake"lt ail even buudred If you'll mak her Imagine I'm head ot the house." Chicago Tribune. twaarM. Miss Psssay (coyly!-1 saw the cutest painting today of the er-what I the name ot th little gud that represent matrimony? Mr. Ttuituld-Well, now, you're got me. Mis Passay-Oh, Mr. Tlmtnld, this la so sudden!- Philadelphia I'r A Awfal )lar. I msde a serious nilstsk today," said the doctor. What was Itf queried the druggist I charged a stranger fc! for a con sultation," answered the M. IX, "and after paying t be said b fully expect ed to pay 10." Columbus Dispatch. Rot HI rsH. Long-Did you give him the high sign? Short-Well. I did tb best I could.- Cbtcago Journal. CaatUsj t Aeeoaats. 'Does your husband ever win at ths rscesr "No," answered young Mrs. Torklna. Sometime the bookmakers let blm bold a few dollar of their money for a tittle while. But be never actually wlu." Washington Star. Pallr Meaaarad. 'So he married a college woman. It must be tough to be tied to a woman who knows so much be doesn't know." "That doesn't hurt blm so much tbe fact that she knows bow much be doesn't know."-Philadelphia Ledger. All Waa Umm Cm a Re. Her Husband Now, there's Mrs. Meeker. I know that she make all her own clothes, yet you never bear her say a word about It Mr. Marter-Humphl It hin't neces sary. Judge. WisUi'I D. "Rolling pin? Yes, sir; here's one made of glass the latest thing out." "But, good Lord, man, that thing would probably break and cut my bead all to piece !" Houston Post Aa A4vaatasT. She I dislike to see people spectacle of themselves. mak He Ob, I don't mind It One can see through them easily when they do. -Chicago News. Th Earlr Fir. Th early fly has Just arrived. . But no one seems to welcome him. Ths disposition seems to be ' Instead to tear him limb from limb. He busies cheerfully around, As sociable as he can be, But no one greets him with a smile Or shows th slightest sign of lee. Th early fly must think our heart ' Ars very hard and cold Indeed; Bis own heart, If he's sensltlvs At all. at times must really bleed To think that he's been gone so long And no oils' glad to see him back. To And when er he comas around Bis anlr creatine Is a whack) Bomervlile Journal Traa to Lit. "Can't be act at all?" asked the first dramatic rrltli! "On rare occasions be can. For In stance, I saw blm getting next to oma free lunch today, and he acted for all the world like a man starved death.w-Phllndelphla Ledger. . Plaee For Dirt. "Why do tbey call It tbe face of th earth?" asked the teacher. . " 'Cau. there' so much dirt on It, I suppose," replied tbe youthful on- Tonkers Statesman. First Quality We provide for the people who have had enough ex perience to kuow that inferior goods are dear at auy price; who have learned that good goods from a first quality, trustworthy house are always cheaper really and aggressively cheaper to buy. We Have Made For our prescription work, because we do the work ex actly as it should be done. Wc pay uo otic a percent age to scud us prescriptions, aud, therefore, it pays you to bring such work to BAILEY'S PHARMACY This is an advertisement, VWV 14 BOOKS lW..4k m r-w . Wc will present a nice cloth bound book with every pair of shoes bought at our store, irre spective of the price of shoes. Our stock is complete, and our price the very lowest. Don't fail to come and see our shoes, and the book is yours. L. M. Hoyt Co. HILLSBORO, ORE. WEINHARDS The best of all Bottled for ti He Ual It. Tb Purchaser -But th blsui flng won't light! Tb Dealer Well, didn't you ask for a dark lantern? New xork Evtmiug Journal Pausing Contrast. "I wonder why h likes to sit and lis ten to tb croaking of th bullfrogs?" "Ever bear bis wlf slngr SUMMONS IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF TH BTATE OK ORKOON. FOR WASHINGTON COUNTY James Smith, Plaintiff, ) vs JflHsle Smith, Defendant.) To Jesnle bmlth. the above named de fendant In ths nam of the State of Ore son. vou are hereby required to aunear and answer th duiulaint 111ml against you in th above entitled suit on or before the I ant day prescribed In the order for publi cation of summons, to wit, the 9th any of November, IHtio, said day being me ex citation of six weeks from (he first Dupli cation of till" summons and if you fall so to appear and answer the nlalutlrT will ap ply to the oourt for tb relief demanded In the complaint, tn-wlt, a decree dissolv ing the bonds ot matrimony eilstlng be tween the plaintiff and the defendant nrre in and for such olhrn and further relief aa niay seem equitable. The tint presorllwd for the publication of till summons is six weeks and the day set for the appearance of the defendant is the 9th dav of November. lUuft. Tula summon is published ny order of Hon. T, A. McBride, Judge of the above entitled oourt, which order was slven and entered in the above ritltled oourt on the 14th dav or Nentamhor. 1 . The date of tbe Hint publication of this summons is thsitsth day of Heptemlier, IHIKI. O. A, HELL, Attorney for Plaintiff. Notice ol Tim Nollos I hereby given tlist I hav this fUlji olven ti mv un. V W Mnhlll,Al to j. iifs time and freedom from this date, and' 1 hereby r hereby notify all person that he must hereafter pay all bills of his con tracting and that I will not lie tesonsible or any aeuia nisi as may incur. neiii, xi, iMiu. , . W.' SCHtTLTHKIZ SR Portland, Ore., H. V. I). No, it Argus and Journal, $1.76. 5 Drug Store a Reputation aud likewise it is a fact 4 W W44 (Os driMght) i Beers. Medicinal Use W. V. WJLEY'S J 14 Talk About Power The two greatest powers on earth arc Uncle Sam and the Fairbauks Morse Kn ginc. Both always ready. You can sec one work at U. O. Gardner's blacksmith shop, or at the Argus office. For particulars see or write L. W. HOUSE, , Hillsboro THE MARKETS, This morning's market rrpnrls, compiled from Portland quotations, are: Valley Wheat, pew, 71 cents. Barley feed, 120.00; brtwlrfg, $21; rolled, $22 and $23. . Oats, White, $23 and $24 r t ton. Oats, Gray, $23 and 24 ptr ton. Bran, $18 ptr ton, Hay, Timothy, old, $14 (i $15 new, $11(0). $12; grain, $8 t $J. Hay, Clovrr, $8 and $9. Potatoes, i.ew, 60c(d)$.75. Kgza, Oregon ranch, 27 and 271. BulUr, Extra Creamery, !3032 Hops obnios 105, 13 ots. BUCKS FOR SALE Full blooded Cottwold bucks Tor sale at a bargain. Also one well bred Shropshire buck. Ferd Gro ner, Bcholls, Ore. Address Hills boro, Ore., R. F. D. No. 2. W.J. Bryan and ft-mily have sailed Iof toe Orient. Argus and Oregonian, $2.00.