it . j j ! ' 1 S 1 f - tl . 1 ? t t 1 I ' i 4. I I - I I i i t .' f p (""WftTtifc 2 a?! sAi aSi e! aA JV A eTsi (A 2 A STUDY IN SCARLET BY A. CONAN DOYLE. 1 i f ART II Chapter IV Continued. , One fine morning John Ferrier wu bout to set out tor his wheat fields, when he heard the click of the latch, and, looking through the window, saw . '. a -j stout, sandy-haired, middle-aged man coming up the pathway. His heart leaped to his mouth, tor this was none other than the great Brlgham Voung himself. Full of trep J: tdation for he knew that such a vis It boded him little good Ferrier ran - to the door to greet the Mormon chief. This latter, however, received his salutation coldly, and followed him with a stern face Into the sitting room. "- "Brother Ferrier," he said, taking a seat, and eyeing the farmer keenly from under his light-colored eyelash s ee, "the true believers have been good friends to you. We picked you up ...... nen jrou were starving In the desert, we shared our food with you, led yoa ,-vW , sate to the chosen valley, gave you a goodly share of land, and allowed you to wax rich under our protection. Is ' not thla so?" ' j "It is so," answered John Ferrier. "In return for all this, we asked 1 nut one condition; that was. that you - - should embrace the true faith, and conform In every way to Its usages. .-. This yon promised to do; and this. If common report says truly, you have - aegioctcd." v . ?r "And how have I neglected It?" asked Ferrier, throwing out his hands In expostulation. "Have I not given to the common fund? Have I not at tended at the -temple? Have I not " ' "Where are your wives V asked . Young, looking round him. "Call them In, that I may greet them." ."It is , true that I have not mar ried." Ferrier answered. "But women were few. and there were many who had better claims than I, I was not a lonely man; -I had my daughter to attend my wants." "It is of that daughter that I would speak to you," said the leader of the ' Mormons. "She has grown to be the . flower of Utah, and has found favor In the eyes of many who are high in .be land." ,. ... ,, . John Ferrier groaned Internally. m , 'There are stories of her which I v ' would fain disbelieve stories that she U sealed to some gentile. This must be the gossip of idle tongues. What Is the thirteenth role In the code of the sainted John Smith? Let every maiden of the true faith marry . one of the elect, for If she wed a gen tile she commits a grievous sin.' This v being so. it is impossible that you. who profess the holy creed, should suffer your daughter to violate it" '" John Ferrier made no answer, but he played nervously with his riding whip. ."Upon this one point your whole faith should be tested so It has been decided in the Sacred Council of . Four. The girl is young and we would not have her wed gray hairs, neither . , would we deprive her of all choice. We elders have many wives, but our children must also be provided. Stangerson has a son and Drebber has son, and either of them would j gladly welcome your daughter to their house. Let her choose between them. Tney are young and rich and of the ,. true faith. What say you to that?" Ferrier remained silent for some lit tie time with his brows knitted. "Ton will give us time," he said at last "My daughter ! very young she is scarcely of an ase to marry." "She shall have month to choose." said Toung, rising from his seat "At , ., the end of that time she shall give her answer." , .He was passing through the door when he turned with flushed face and ' flashing eyes. "It were better for you, John Fer- ' rler," he thundered, "that you and she ' were now lying blanched skeletons up . on the Sierra Blanco than that you should put your weak wills against . ' the orders of the Holy Four!" With a threatening gesture of his -1 ; band, he turned from the door, and Ferrier heard his heavy step scrunch ing along the shingly path. ... ... .. . He WM 8tin gitting with his elbows upon his knees, considering how he should broach the matter to bis 1 1 daughter, when a soft hand was laid w , T upon his, and, looking up, saw her " ' " "" standing beside him. One glance at her pale, frightened face showed him that sue had heard , . what had passed. "I could not help It." she said In ..... . answer to hi look. "His voice rang . - through the house. Oh, father- father! What shall we do?" "Don't you scare yourself," he an J) ewered, drawing her to him and pass ing his broad, rough hand caresslng- ly over her chestnut hair. "We'll III It up somehow or another. You - don't And your fancy kind o' lessening ..., (or this chap, do your' A sob and a squeeze of his hand -w -wWM nef ony answer. "No, of course not I shouldn't care to hear you say you did. He's a likely lad, and he's a Christian, , - .which is more than these folk here, In spite o' all their praying and preaching. There's a party starting for Nevada tomorrow, and I'll manage t '..;,; to send him a message letting htm ' - ' know the hole we are In. If I know " ' ' anything o' that young man he'll be back here with a speed that would '- whip electro-telegraphs." vvs,. - Lucy laughed through her tears at her fathers description. "When he comes he will advise us for the best But It Is for you that I am frightened, dear. : One hears one hears such dreadful stories about those who oppose the prophet; some- . . thing terrible always . happens to them." . "But we havn't opposed him yet' her father answered. "It will be time to look out for squalls when we do. ,wv.y We have a clear month before us; at the end of that, I gueas we had best h In out of Utah." U 'Leave Utah?" ; , , "That's about the size of It" I , "But the farm?" "We Till raise as much as we can In money, and let the rest go. To tell ".- " the truth, Lucy, it Isn't the first time ; I hare thought of doing It I don't . i . ; care about knocking under to any V, man, as these folk do to their darned ' prophet I'm a free-born American, ' " and it's all new to me. Guess I'm too old to learn. If be comes browsing about bis farm, he might chance to run UP against a charge of buck- not traveling In the opposite direc tion." ' "But they won't let us leave," his daughter objected. "Walt till Jefferson comes, and we'll ' soon manage that in toe meantime, ' ' dtnn't ran fret yourself, my dearie, !an4 itnn't aret vour ayea swelled np, tlM ha'U bt walking Into me when he sA tA aTaTaaeAxASaAeA sAaAtAeAaA aAeAaAeA Si sees you. There's nothing to be a feared about, and there's no danger at all." John Ferrier uttered these consol ing remarks In a very confident ton. but she could not help observing that he paid unusual care to the fastening of the doors that night, and that he carefully cleaned and loaded the rusty old shotgun which hung upon the wall of his bedroom. CHAPTER IV. On the morning which followed his Interview with the Mormon prophet John Ferrier went In to Salt Lake City, and, having found his acquant ance who was bound for the Nevada Mountains, he Intrusted him with his message to Jefferson Hope. In It he told the young man of the Imminent danger which threatened them, and how necessary It was that he should return. Having done this, he felt easier In his mind, and returned home with a lighter heart As he approached his farm he was surprised to see a horse hitched to each of the posts of the gate. Still more surprised wag he on entering to find two young men in possession of his sitting room. Both of them nodded to Ferrier as he entered, and the one In the rocking chair commenced the conversation. "Maybe you don't know us," he said. "This here Is the son of Elder Drebber, and I'm Joseph Stangerson, who traveled with you In the desert when the Lord stretched out His hand and gathered you into the true fold." "As He will all the nations. In His own good time." said the other, in a nasal voice; "He grindeth slowly but exceedingly small." "We have come," continued Stan gerson. "at the advice of our fathers, to solicit the hand of your daughter for which ever of us may seem good to you and to her. As I have but four wives and Brother Drebber here has seven. It appears to me that my claim U the stronger one." "Nay, nay. Brother Stangerson," cried the other; "the question It not how many wives we have, but how many we can keep. My father has now given over his mills to me, and I am the richer man." "But my prospects are better," said the other, warmly. "When the Lord removes my father I shall have his tanning yard and his leather factory. Then I am your elder, and am higher In the church." "It will be for the maiden to de cide, rejoined young Drebber, smirk' lng at his own reflection in the glass. "We will leave it all to her decision." During this dialogue John Ferrier had stood fuming in the doorway, hardly able to keep his riding whip from the backs of his two visitors. "Look here," he said, at last, strid lng up to them, "when my daughter summons you, you can come; but un til then, I don't want to see your faces again. The two young Mormons stared at him in amazement In their eyes this competition between them for the maiden's hand was the highest of honors both to her and her father. "There are two ways out of the room," cried Ferrier; "there Is the door, and there Is the window, Which do yon care to use" His brown face looked so savage, and his gaunt hands so threatening, that his visitors sprang to their feet and beat a hurried retreat The old farmer followed them to the door. "Let me know when you have set tled which it is to be," he said, sar donically. "You shall smart for this!" Stan gerson cried, white with rage. "You have defied the prophet and the Council of Four. You shall rue it to the end of your days." "The hand of the Lord shall be heavy upon you," cried young Dreb ber. "He will arise and smite you." "Then I'll start the smiting," ex claimed Ferrier, furiously, and he- would have rushed upstairs for his gun had not Lucy seized him by the arm and restrained him. "The young, canting rascals!" he exclaimed, wiping the perspiration from his forehead; "I would sooner see you in your grave, my girl, than the wife of either of them." "And so should I, father," she an swered, with spirit, "but Jefferson will soon be here." "Yes. It will not be long before he comes. The sooner the better, for we do not know what their next move may be." It was indeed high time that some one capable of giving advice and help should come to the aid of the sturdy old fanner and his-adopted daughter. In the whole history of the settle ment there bad never been such a case of rank disobedience to the au thority of the elder. If minor errors were punished so sternly, what would be the fate of this arch-rebel? Ferrier knew that his wealth and position wouid be of no avail to him Others as well known and as rich as himself had been spirited away be fore now, and their goods given over to the church. He was a brave man,' but he trembled at the vague, shadowy ter rors which hung over him. Any Known aanger he could lace with a firm lip, but this suspense was un nerving. He concealed his fears from his daughter, however, 1 and affected to make light of ' the whole matter, though she, with the keen eye of love, saw plainly that he was ill at ease. Upon rising next morning he found to his surprise a small square of paper pinned on to the coverlet of his bed, just over his chest On it was print ed, in bold, straggling letters: "Twenty-nine days are given you tor amendment and then ' The dash was more fear-Inspiring than any threat could have been, How this warning came into bis room puzzled John Ferrier sorely, for his servants slept in an out-bouse, and the doors and windows had all been secured. - ; He crumpled the paper up and said nothing to his daughter, but the Inci dent struck a chill to his heart The twenty-nine days were evident ly the balance of the month which Young had promised. What strength or courage could avail against an enemy armed with such mysterious powers? The hand which fastened that pin might have struck him to the heart. and he could never have known who had slain him. Still more shaken was he next morning. They had sat down to breakfast when l.ucy, with a cry of surprise, pointed upward. in the renter of the celling was scrawled, with, a burnt stick, appar ently, the Dumber Sit. To his daugh ter it was unintelligible, ami he did euliRhteu her. . : That nlsht he sat up with his gun and kopt watch aud ward. He saw and heard nothing, and yet In the morning a great 27 had been painted upon the outside of his door. Thus day followed day and as sure as morning came he found that , his unseen enemies had kept their register, and had marked up in some conspicuous position how many days were still left to him out of the month of grace. Sometimes the fa tal number appeared upon the walls, I sometimes upon the floors; occasion-' ally they were on small placards stuck upon the garden gate or the railings. With all his vigilance John Ferrier could not discover whence these dally warnings proceeded. j A horror, which was almost super stitious, came upon him at alght of them. He became haggard and rest less, and his eyes had the troubled look of some hunted creature. He had but on hope In life now, and that was for the arrival of the young hunter from Nevada. Twenty had changed to fifteen, and fifteen to ten, but there was no news of the absentee. One by one the number dwindled down, and still there came no sign of him, t Whenever a horseman clattered down the road or a driver shouted at his team, the old farmer hurried to the gate, thinking that help had ar rived at last I At last when he saw five give way ' to four and that again to three, he lost heart and abandoned all hope of escape. Single-handed, and with his limited knowledge of the mountains which surrounded the settlement, he knew that he was powerless. The more frequented roads were strictly watched and guarded, and none could pass along them without an order from the council. Turn which way he would, there appeared to be no avoiding tire blow which hung over him. Yet the old man never wavered In his resolution to part with lite Itself before he consented to what he re garded as his daughter dishonor. He was sitting alone one evening pondering deeply over his troubles, and searching vainly for some way out of them. That morning had shown the fig ure two upon the wail of his house, and the next day would be the last of the allotted time. What was to happen then? All manner of vague and terrible fancies filled bis Imagination. And his daughter what was to become of her after he was gone? Was there no escape from the Invis ible network which waa drawn all around them? He sunk his head upon the table and sobbed at the thought of his own Impotence. What was that? In the silence he heard a gentle scratchlngg sound low, but very distinct In the quiet of the-night It came from the door of the house. (To be Continued.) Anuulng Errors of Speech, Bridget, who came to this coutrrj last year, has a limited vocabulary, and while she is learning fart, some of the words and expressions she has acquired do not always fit, ber ear not having been accurate In getting the rignt term. Thus the other day she said to her mistress: "Shall I fix that Kansas back duck for dinner?" Again, Bridget was telling a tale et a missing friend in this city, when sh exclaimed: "Do yon know, I believe when Katie turns np she'll be found in the Potash field!" While at work on Friday a tremen dous blast near by in the subway rattled the ditr.es in the kitchen and the girl cried ont : "There goes that rapid transom again!" Courtroom Repartee. An expert does not always re!ih being tackled by an oversbarp lawyer. Yet in such verbal duels the forme frequently scores. A mining expert was giving evidence in connection with an important mining case, and he was being exposed to a galling fire of cross-examination. ' The questions related to the form that the ore wai found in, generally described as "kid my lumps." "Now," said the sharp lawyer, "how large are there lumps are they as long as my head?" "Yes," a the ready reply," "as long, bat not nesrly so thick." The court roared, and a beautiful smile ehono upon the face of the ex pert. Bear More of an Attraction. Parson (who bas just arrived (or the first time at bis new country living) I tay, porter, my arrival seems to have caused a great deal of excitement in the village. - Porter Yes, sir; but it's nowt to when the dancing bear was here yester day. Lomlon Tit-Bits. Logical. Bridgot 01 can't stay, ma'am, on less you give me more wages. . Mrs. Hiram Often What! Why, you don't know how to cook or do house work at all. Bridget That's jist It, ma'am, an not knowin' how, sure the work is el,1 the harder for me, ma'am. The Selfishness of Men. ' He Darling, what do you suppose I have done today? Bhe I couldn't guess in a hundrer years. " ' " He I have bad my life insured. She That's just like you, John Mann. All you seem to think of ii yourself. Boston Transcript. .. Analysis. Bhe After all, wbat is the difference between illusion and delusion. He Illusions are the lovely fancies we have about ourselves, and delusions are the foolish fancieeothei people have about themselves. Life. - The Old Story. ' ! Harold And so their marriage turned out unhappily? Mildred Yes; she was a hard Ice eream soda drinker, and he married her to reform her. PAGAN RITES IN SCOTIA. (ay PcottUh noi that Origi nated la Haiwntltlni, Nearly all traveler In centrat Africa have referred to the curious cuntotua prevalent among all ikkii native tribe of driving quantities of nails Into Mi tred trees aud other olijects that have bveu adjudged worthy of veneration, aud thU not In malice, hut as a religion rite, the uall In question Mug Intend ed as votlv ufferlttir. Kxactly tlw same thing may h wltnewed to-day at the set-red well of St. Maehruha, In Loch Marve, Hosaahlre, where la an aucleut oak tree studded with counties nail of all sixes, the offering of Invalid pil grims who came to worship and be cured, says a writer lu Stray Htorle. Peunle aud half -pennies also are to be seeu tn euermou quant Ittc driven edgewise In the tough bark, and a friend of the writer's who visited the spot some little time back discovered In a cleft high up lu the trunk what he took to b a shilling. On being extract ed, however. It proved to be counter feit rrobably the donor, finding that be could get no value for his coin In the natural world, concluded he might as well try, as a last reaort, what effect It might have on the spiritual. Of course, the poor cottar and oth ers who flock to St Maebruha with their nails and their peuce do not for a moment admit that they are assisting at a pagau ceremony. But they moat undoubtedly are. Well worship ha al ways occupied an Important place In paganism, and the sacred oak, before which each pilgrim must thrice kneel ore humbly presenting his offering what Is It but an obvious survival of the sacred grove of Druldlcal times? THE UN Of CAMPING OUT, More and more popular Is camp lift becoming each year, says Country Life In America. With those who go Into the deep wood In quest of big gain ami fish the camp life la, after all, th real attraction, and not the mere de sire to kill. But where on can make these trips there are thouannds who cannot For these there are peaceful rivers, wood-girt Uikee and poud and beautiful spot on tb (bore of Old Neptune available for quite as charm ing a two-weeks' outing beneath can vas. In making up a camping party, choose you such congenial spirit as shall be foresworn to philosophical optimism. And let there be a wag among them, who, catching the humor of every sit uation, puts to Sight all thought of discomfort A level site near a spring with plenty of shade, a pleasant slice f water with good fishing, pine bough for a bed and driftwood for a fire, and who would trade his life tor a king's patrimony? How delicious th flsb flavored with the pungent smoke . vi luv urvt uuw rarvi niiai yiun ui simple bill of fare, and how few, after all, are the needs of this life! Tours Is the joy and happy freedom of th gypsy and vagabond. You have be come a species of civilised barbarian, and It Is good. Sunshine or shower, wbat matters t? You take what come and give thanks, and If you are of the right sort some of the beauty of esch Is absorbed Into your very nature. Long days, lasy days, but hap py days, are the days In camp. Hap and mishap will don the Jester's cap and bells and parade through memory many a time during the after mouth. BANKRUPTS IN LIVERY. Cnrloa Law One Knfocd la Kb it la ad and Scotland. At one time England and Scotland bankrupts were compellled to war distinctive dress. This was rr result of enactments passed at various times lu Scotland from the year 10OU to HWIL The Edinburgh Court of Sessions speci fied th dress to be of partl-color, one half yellow and the other brown, some thing after the style of the. dress now worn In English prisons by the worst class of prisoners, those who have at tempted to escape or been guilty of murderous assaults on ofHcer. The enactment also provided that the bank rupt should be exhibited publicly In the market place of his town for a period of two hours and then sent away, con demned to wear the dress until such time as he had paid bis debts or some one else had done it for blm. Although this was a period of laws which can only be described as fero cious, this law was such an outrage on public sentiment that In 1088 It waa so far repealed that the wearing of the dress was only compulsory In cases in which fraud bad been proved, or, curiously enough, If the bankrupt had been convicted of smuggling. The same practice was legal, but not gen erally In force In England down to the year 1830. The Idea was, of course, to warn persons who might have given credit that the bankrupt was not able to pay, but popular sentiment soon rec ognised that It was wholly unfair to Impose excessive penalties on a man who might have become bankrupt through no fault of his own, and, as Usual, when the law became contrary to public feeling It ceased to be op erative. Original View ot an Old Tar. Few persons who take out life Insur ance postpone that action so long as did an old English sailor who recently ap plied for a policy. When be presented himself at the Insurance office he was naturally asked his age. Ills reply wa 04. "Why, my good man, w cannot In sure you," said the agent of the com pany. "Why not?" demanded the appll vant, "Why, you say you ore 04 years of age." "What of that?" the old mnn cried. "Look at the statistics and they will tell you that fewer men dl at 04 than at any other age." Equally Divided. A good story is told of twin brothers, one of whom was a clergyman and the oilier A doctor, A short-sighted womnn congratulated the latter on his admira ble sermon, "Excuse me, mndam," was hi reply, "over there Is my broth er, who preaches; I only practice." Evening Wisconsin. Some folks who don't believe In faith cures have unlimited fulth in their pliy - OLD- I FAVORITES LITTLE BREECHES. 1 don't gvi much ou religion, 1 never alu't had no how; But Vi got niKlilllu' tlvlit grip, sir, (u th handful o' thing I kuow, 1 don't pan out ou th prophet. And free-will, ami that sort of tlilng ltut I b'llvv lu Uod and th angel Ker sine on night lant apriug. I com tut town with otu turnip, And my Uttl Ul cam aloug No four-year-old In th county Could heat Mm for pretty and (troitf, Peart, and chippy, and Alway ready to wer aud flfht Aud I'd Unit lilm to i-haw terbacker Jest to keep hi milk-teeth white. The snow ram dowu Ilk a blanket A I paused by Taggnrt' atorw; 1 weut In tor Jug ot uioUe Aud left the team at th door. They scared it something aud started 1 heard one little iqtiall. And hell-to-apllt over th prairl Weut team, Litll llreeche, and all llell-to-npllt over th prairie! 1 wa hmt froi with kert But w roiuted up m torch. And avarched for 'em tar and near. At lairt ulruck hone and wagnn, Suowed inuler a soft, whit mouud, Vpnet, dead beat but of Uttl tlab No hid nor hair wa found. And here all hop soured on m Of my fellow-crltter' aid 1 Jent dopiwd dowu on my marrow hone, Crotch deep III the mow aud prayed. By thla, the torch wa played out, Aud me and Itrut Parr Weut off for otn wood to a ihecpfuld That h ald wa somvwbar thar, W found It at lant, and a Uttl hd Wher they shut up th laruh at uig.it. V looked In and el them huddled thar, So warm, and sleepy, and whit. And thar ot Utile llreeche and chirped. A pert as er you e, "I want a chaw of trbokr, And that' what th matter of m. Mow did h git thar? Angel. II could never hav walked lu that itorm. They Jvt looped down and toted him To whar It wa safe snd wirtn. Aud 1 think that saving s Uttl child, Aud fotchlug him to his own, Is a durnvd sight better buslne Than lorug around th Thrwn. John II ay. FOR A HUDSON BAY RAILWAY. lire a at of Canadian Now Ltksljr to lUcont a Kaallty. Th statement a fw days ago that the Canadian government has ulpped a party which will beglu at once th exploration of the vat wllderneas ly ing north of th Great Lakes seems to Indicate that the project for a Hud on Bay railway, which has been a dream for many years, may become a reality In the near future. Uttl Is known of the character of the coun try between the lakes and Jam' bay, but wbat has been beard from hunters and Indian guide leads to the belief that th section Is wealthy, with deposits of coal and ore, with great forests, and with land sultaM for agri culture. The. task of surveying thee exten sive tracts will be a stupendous one, and the Canadian government doe not expect that tb labors of the survey lng party will be completed Within two years. Although Canadians realised the wealth of the Hudson Bay country, and talked about a railroad for It for more than twenty yar, they finally were forced to stand aside sud watch Amer ican capital do th business. Th first step was taken something over a year ago, when a road was built north from Bault St. Marie into the forests tn the Moose River country, chiefly to carry pulp to the mill at th "8oo." While It Is by no means certain that this road will ever get as far north a James' Bay, It Is headed that way. From the "Boo" to Moos Factory, the southernmost point of James' Bay, I a distance of about 600 miles. Th Moose river, from Its headwaters at Brunswick Post, seventy miles north of the Canadian Pacific line, Is 425 miles long, and the road would follow Its course for the moat part, not much allowance being made for deviations. The upper stretches of the river run for considerable distances through muskeg, or swampy land, and for a long stretch the surrounding country, though heavily timbered, Is compara tively level It would not offer any more dif ficult problems of engineering In rail road building than have been solved satisfactorily In the pineries and swamp lands In northern Minnesota and Wisconsin, ' It is not certain that the stories of the vast mineral wealth of the Moose river country are Justified, for little prospecting bas been done. But aside from the timber, a rich farming coun try undoubtedly could be opened along the valley of that river by a railroad. Men who have traveled through from the American line to James' Bay re port abundant evidence of the rich fer tility of the soil. With a railroad, that section, now a desolate waste, would become one of the richest agricultural sections of Can ada. The argument made against Its agricultural development Is that short seasons would make diversified agricul ture Impossible and that grain would not thrive. Those familiar with the country, however, report that the season alana; the Moose river Is not so much shorter than that of Manitoba, one of th greotest wheat belts of th world. Fif ty miles south of James' Bay the cli mate Is not affected by the change of the sea. Every Hudson Bay post has Its garden patch, where all kinds of vegetables are raised. The development of theso rich farm ing lands would, It Is thought, be a big Investment for any rond. The Moose river drop 1,000 feet In 426 miles, and, being a constant succession of rapids, offers wonderful opportunities for man ufaclurlug through the development bf Its water power. FUNERALS IN OLD MEXICO Hreet Cr for lleare, and Collin rrililleJ I rota Door Id Hour. "lld you ever a 'street car funer al?" " The queHtloiier w a drummer fcr a large Kiixtciti tmtiae, ami bad Junt rvtorncd from an extensive , trip throughout Mexico. "A street car funeral?" the reporter repealed. "Yea, air! One meet with odd alglil the moment he enwae III Mexleau bor der, but he rvaclic th climax In Ihe City of Mexico Itaelf, aud from w hat I can learn It la the only town lu the world where 'street car fiineniU" are an every day occurrence. Funeral, Ilk all other thing Mexican, r divided Into two clause. Those who call afford luxilrte procure th hearse drawn by four bluet horse, with a coachman and a foot man, and ornniiiotited with gold aud sil ver trapping of every description. Hut the poorer element limit b content with Jut a plain, ordinary street car, with the aeata removed, a few piece of cheap black cloth tacked her and there to leiiv a somlier effect, and drawn by a pair ot sunburned but energetic mule. "When a Mexican die th street car company I tiiiiiieillntvly uotlfied to have a hear ami the required number of coache at a certain point on their track aa uenr ak possible to th late res idence of the doocaaed. The eorllii then pliiced upon th shoulder of four frleiiil and carried from the house to th street car pageant In waiting. Tim remain are carefully deposited on tb platform of the first car, th gaudily attired mourner climb In the remaining coache, and the funeral proceed, In more or lcmt state, to the cemetery Cigarette are very much In evidence, and a canual observer might well sup pose from the ascending amok that the renin In were being cremated en route. "If the mourner are extremely sor rowful they may pull down the blliuU and cloa th doors, thus eiijojtug com plete privacy. The great objection, how ever, to th street car funeral la the de gree of speed that must t maintained lu order to keep the (racks cleared for regular traffic, lu fact, on on occa Ion Just before I left the capital I aaw th Uttl mule attached to the second claa hears coming down the street at a full gallop, affording us an astonish lng combination of 'th quick and tb dead.' "And pen king of funeral remind tn of a llltlu Incident which occurred up In Queretaro, a town um tulle north of th city. I wa sitting out In front of th sdobe hotel on rveiilng wbn I noticed an old man going from door to door with a plain pin coiDn on his back. II wa what I termed a 'coftl n peddler,' and waa trying to lu dure the resident to lay tu supply of cufflne for the approaching winter. Th principal argument uaed In disposing of bis grewsom ware was that all are bound to dl sooner or later, and one might as well be supplied with sit th necessary requisite to a funeral" Washington Post. Iltrth of Irfimlnn Ill-trig. On Ang. 1, lKt, William IY. ami Queen Adelaide formally opened with much ceremony the famou UnnVm bridge, so that the structure now Is a little over seventy-one year old. Their majiirtlea went In grand proces sion from Buckingham pulac to Bout erect bouse, and thence by barge to the bridge. The awta'iig of the royal barge were removed, tlmt a full view of tb royal pair could be lutd along the whole line. At IxiniKm hrldg a grand pavilion bad been let np close to th site of Old Fishmongers' llnll. It was constructed of stniutnrd cap tured In a hundred fights, canopied In crimson and decorated with iiiamMv shields. When tho King stepped ashore he said to two member of tlie touihin bridge committee: "Mr. Jones ami Mr, Routli, I am very glud to see you on lomlon bridge. It I certainly a most beautiful edifice and the spectacle I tlie grandest and the most delightful In every respect that I eve? had tlie pleasure to wltneaa." This, of course, says the London News, wa before any one thought ot building an annex to Westminster Abbey. Reported Him Literally, Fault was found with the way In which the shorthand writers reported th perches In a leglilatlv body. They retaliated by giving the speech of one of the members exactly as be mnda It, with the following result: "The reporters-ought not to tho re porters ought not to lie the ones to Judge what Is Important not to y what should b left out but the member can only Judge of what la Im portant. As I-a my speeches as thu reports aa what I say Is reported some, times, no one nobody can undoraland from the reports what It Iswhat I mean. So It strikes mo It ha struck me certain matters things that appear of Importance-are somotlmes left oal omitted. The reporters the papers points are reported I mean to make a brief statement what the paper thinks of Interest Is reported." Clove land Leader. All Sirloin. Uolinan F. Day's "Pine Tree Bal lads" tells lu vorse a nnmber of stories that actually happened "down In Maine," and are remembered thero to day by old narrators. One relates to Barney McUauldrlc, a landlord of that 8tate, at whose house famous men lik ed to stay, that they might enjoy a merry Joke,' Barney was always loyal to his friends. At on time a new meat deal er came to town, and tried to secure the landlord's trade. "I have always bought meat of Jod Haskell," said Barney, "and I guess I won't change." "But," said the other, "old Haskell doesn't know hi business. He doeiu't even know bow to cut meat" "Well" drawled Barnoy, "I've al ways found that he knows enough about It to cut sirloin stenk clear to the born, and that's good enough for me." Bound Bleep, Ws sleep the soundest between three and five o'clock In the morning. An hour or two after going to bed you sleep very soundly; then your slumber grows gradually lighter, and It Is easy enough to waken you at ono or two o'clock. But when four o'clock comes you ar In such a stato of somuoluneu that It would take a great deal to wak en eu. "So (iaylmy has recovered?" "Yr. Th lucky fellow wa too poor to b operated un,M Kx. Vole (from tipsinlr. lo suitor In par- lorK (leorge, when yon tcav will you pleas throw lu th morning paper? - Judge. Incompetent: "She doesn't know how to manage-, dor she?" "No. For year he ha lived beyond her alimony." Judge, ll--"IIrr rich unci gav Hiem a magnificent wedding preaeiit." hh "What wa 111" 1I-"A ton of coal." -Helrolt Free Pre, "Th re knot an hour Isn't ciicli bad tlm for a clergyman," smilingly said th minister to himself, Just after h had united th third couple. - Til ltlia. Nell -"! atopped In at bargain sal today." llll-"IHtl you tee anything that looked real cheap?" Nell -"Ye; several men waiting for tlilr wive." - Philadelphia Ledger. "tteally, I-oitlse, tills bill la omrago ou. You mustn't try to dres like thes millionaire" wive!" "My dear Ned, control yourself. I'm only trying to ap pear aa well dressed a Ihe shop girls." -Ufa, Wide: "Papa, what I the difference between the Kmart Set and the Pour Hundred?" "Why. my son, tlie Four Hundred I limited to two tliotisiind six hundred, but everybody I In the Kmart Set."- Ex. , On way for th young man lo get rich 1 to savt money. Another way I lo marry a girl whoa Anther lis saved money. Somervlll Journal. lit Wtf"IWU cau they prov that you lis been dishonest?" "No, they can't; but I shall hav lo pay a lawyer all I hav stolen to con vine tueui that they cau't"-Llf, "Yea, I'm encouraging my daughter to keep company with, that Arctic x plorer." "What's the reason?" "He'll b able to stand It lu th parlor with out any Or this winter,"-Clevelaua Plain Healer, Tb Old Man-"Young man, when you tak my daughter, I trust you with th dearest Ireatur of my llf. No, ( couldn't lend you my auto for a Uttl pin. I vain It loo highly to risk It lu strange hamla."-Harper's Ha tar. "Are you going to marry blinf" asked the girl la whit. "I don't know," an swered th girl In pink. "It would h dreadful If I married blm ami then found out that that deteatabl .Mlutil Wllklns nvr really wanted hliu." Chlcago I'osL Miss Ann Teek (bluahlng)-"Mr. Strung offered to put hi arm under in and teach in lo float In th sort to-day, but of cours I wouldn't hear of It" Vita Souiergal ''Nonsense! tin is nvr loo old to learn." Philadel phia Catholic Standard. In IHsgulse: Mr. Btuliti-Till Is strange, John. 1 thought th people on till block wer Immensely wealthy, and now 1 find litem sitting around In patched clothing. Mr. Stubb-Tlint' nothing, Maria; they are expecting the tax assessor. -Chicago Dally News. Thoroughbred Sport: Hllxser- 1 Just heard that Wlgcwater Jumped out ot hla yacht yesterday and was drowned Iluinor-Shocking! IHd be do It with uteldal Intent? . Illlior-Oh, uo; h wa racing and did It to lighten hi boat, aud thereby win the rare.- Chi cago Slnte Journal. It wa a Mayavlllo negro preacher who, needing the money, said: "Breth ren, we will now Ktabt do box, an' fo' (le glory ob heaven, which rhocr ob you tule Mr. Jones' turkey will please not put anything In hit." Ami ovory man lu tho congregation contributed. Kansas City Siar. Ilarry-"To tell the truth, 1 don't be lieve Alice ever cared for me," liar-rlett-"Nonsetise! What put that Idea Into your head?" Harry "I know whut I'm talking about. How otherwise do you account for It that she remembers everywhere we went on our honey moon?" Boston Transcript "You must nbsndun'all business enree for the future," says the physician. "But I fear that 1 have not yet accumu lated lultk'Wut uiuuey," protest the multi millionaire. "Why, my dear sir, you hav got enough money to pay phydclaus' fees for the rest ot your ltfe."-Bttltlinor American. "That Mrs. Wadlinms to whom you Introduced me the olhor evoulng re minds me very much of a portrnlt by ltembrandt" "Is that so? Which oner "Oh, any old one. They all look, when you gat close to them, as If the paint bad been thrown on by tho hand ful. "-Chicago Tlmes-Uorald. Sandy Plkes-"Lody, cud yer please give me four cent. I wants to write a letter to me poor old tuudder." Lady J -"What do you want with four cents? j Two ceuts will send a letter anywhere I In the country." Bandy. Plkes-"Yes, lady, but 1 wants to semi me muddcr a j check, an' I wants de extra two cents fer a rovenu stamp."-Culcngo News. Professor-What Is the dose of cro- ton oil? Student (tn a hurry)-Oiio tonspoonful. The professor makes no comment, but the student feels ho line not answered correctly. Student (fit- , toen minutes later) I want to change , my answer to tlmt question. Profes sor (looking at his wotch)-It Is too Into, Your patient has been dead four- teen minutes.-Now York Times. American Hallway. Bnllway uilleago lu the United Slates has passed the iMO.OOO murk, which Is considerably more than two-fifths of the entire railway mllcngo of the world. Acted Like a Professional, She-Did you ever kiss a girl bo fore? He-Am I doing this like a beginner? Detroit Free Press. It will make the women nind to suy ii, uui we lacis nre mat mighty fuw 0f , luwu uiune goou ureaa before they are 'forty. 1 rr