PATTERING FEET. Something's a-toot; beware, beware! Something ia climbing the bedroom stair, With her a atumble and there a slip. Into the passage trip, trip, trip. Sharp little footfalls queer and quick. Never careful step thej pick. Quaintly marking a morning sung. Hurry-scurry they rush along. Tripping bright on the pasage floor. Up they come to your bedroom door. Ntver was music halt so sweet As the pit-a-pat patter ot tiny feet. Pear tittle voices, high and clear. Ring like a bell In the sleeper's esr, Small hands plnrk at hia touxled head. "Daddy, oh. Daddy, get out of bed:" Keeping the rales it's all a game Out they patter as in they came, But somehow the song move rsther slow, As down the passage and oS they go. And It's oil for the years that hare passed away, And the feet that pattered at break of day. Now they are heavily booted feet. And they tramp and stamp in the busy street. And some of them seemed to tire of fon. So they wandered away till they met the Bat he sends them sliding along his beams. To patter again ia your morning dreams. ; i WHY I RESIGNED. U HT did I retire from the rfortr The speaker was a well-knit. clean-shaven man, whose face, without being handsome, revealed the posses sion by it owner of Intelligence and a sensitive nature. Ills eyes were frank ly observant, and his demeanor was one of alertness and vigor. "Yea," proceeded ex-Detective Morri son, "I suppose it will ever be a bit of mystery to my late colleagues of the Criminal Investigation Department that I who had confessedly done much excellent work should have renounced my career when my prospects were most promising. "What! Going; to re sign f exclaimed the Commissioner. Ton who largely assisted to secure the arrest of the authors of the De Mallln court paste-Jewel frauds, who discov ered the Hampstead poisoners, and who successfully traced the interna tional banknote forgers to their den? "It certainly did seem strange, and I dared not explain. Are you listening? Well, what mystified Scotland lard hall be made clear to you. "Early In life I became enamoured of the Idea of a detective's career. I was eternally picturing myself aa an avenging Instrument of outraged Jus tice, rescuing Innocent beauty from the grasp of remorseless acoundrelism, win ning the plaudits of the world and the mile of virtue you know the kind of thing that springs from the Imagination of sensitive youth. "My sister and myself had been left orphan. We had been given Into the custody of a half-brother of my fath er's, as good and generous a fellow as ever lived, considerate as a father, and naturally lass exacting in checking any of our original sins. He had a daugh ter, Ethel; and it was Ethel, sweet Ethel" here the narrator made an emo tional pause "who unconsciously weaved herself into all my imaginary acts of heroism. "I lived the ordinary life of a young man, helping my uncle In his business and taking part in no more escapades than do most fellows of twenty. I wasn't what's termed a mollycoddle not at all; but the mere presence of Ethel and my sister Rose was a re straint upon any extravagant foolish ness. "They were a strange contrast In ap pearance. Rose was as dark as any Egyptian, with heavily-arched brows, eyes that sparkled with vitality, hair that nestled low upon the forehead; she was impetuous, eager, a child of impulse. Ethel was as fair as the morning sun a clinging, easily-moved. trusting maid who seemed to lean for support on Rose. "Rose was my elder, and she lavished a passionate affection upon me. Ethel apparently reflected it In a less vehe ment and in a more regulated manner. "When I quitted Northlngton to Join the force I little thought that Rose's passion must have another outlet, and that in it turbulence it might over whelm my darling Ethel, now secretly half-pllghted to me. "'Yes, Morrison,' said my chief, these are the cutest and cleverest frauds we have had to deal with for some time. The notes are so accurate ly executed as to deceive even the smartest of bank-clerks. Of course a thorough expert, if he were to examine them closely, would detect a variation In the water-mark and In the typo graphical peculiarities of a genuine note; but that variation is sosllghtthat even he might be deceived. By the way, not a few of these notes have been la circulation at your native place, Northlngton. However you have got charge of the case.' "My heart leaped at the thought of Northlngton. My sister Rose had been suddenly married to a gentleman whom I had never seen, but whose name did not Impress me. It was Hubert Feath erstone Maltland. I had not been able to attend the wedding because I Was In Paris Inquiring Into the De Malllncourt fraud. Rose was wildly enthusiastic about her husband; she rhapsodised over bis goodness, generosity, affection for her, and bis unvarying devotion. How bad she met him? He was stay ing at the county hotel and so Ingra tiated himself with gome of the towns men that be got Invited to the annual bachelors' ball. Within five months he and Rose were married. Didn't I know something about bis family? Well, Rose wrote enthusiastically about hia brother, Hugh Featherstoue Maltland, and somehow I began to fear for Ethel. "I did not go to Northlngton, for on arriving at my lodgings, after the In terview with the chief, I had a wire from Rose or rather from Mrs. Malt land saying that I might expect a cull from her at any moment. She was then ATHLETIC CONTEST Her is a good game for aa evening party. Let a line be drawn acrons a eertaia portion of the room and then 11 the men stand thereon and try which of them ran draw the longest line with a piece ot chalk without moving his feet. Tbey must assume the attitude shown in the picture, namely, they mint keep the left hand on or beside the knee and must only use the right hand. This seems an easy thing to do, but let anyone try it and he will soon find out that it ia extremely difficult. In London. Besides, new had come of these notes having been given an in creased circulation at several West End establishments. Rose'a wire gave no address. It was a bald note an nouncing her arrival, and was dispatch ed from Charing Crosa. "I was In Bond street, where as yet the forger had not commenced bis dep redations. I was persuaded that be would not relinquish so happy a hunting-ground, but was moody over ' my non-success. "'Don't forget I shall want some changer "These words fell on my ears. Tbey had been uttered by a well-dressed, handsome man, who was Juat getting Into a cab from which a lady had only a second before alighted. He drove away, and the lady entered a Jeweler's shop. "I always act upon impulse. I was attired In fashlonabl clothes, and I too went Into the shop. The lady bought a pair of links for her husband and gave a ten-pound note In exchange. She re ceived aeven pound twelve shillings from the cashier. I had completed my Inquiries as to the price of a hunter- watch which I did not want When she left her dose veil had never been raised her very movement was remin iscent. Who could she be? I saw her enter another shop eight or nine doors away. I returned to the Jeweler's, called the manager, showed my author ity, and asked to see the note. I was certainly unable to discover any flaw In It, but was not convinced of its gen uineness. "In another minute I was standing outside the second shop which the lady had entered. I dared not gaxe too In tently at her as she left. However, by lounging near the cab I was able to learn the address she gave the cabman. It was 61 Overchurch Mansions one jf the best-known suites of maisonettes in the West End. "I followed her closely In another cab. She had not entered the mansion ten seconds before I had resolved to make some inquiries at the office on the ground floor. "She was actually leaving the office as I approached. 'Yes.' I beard an obsequious clerk say, as she entered the lift 'I can assure you that to-morrow a man shall come and see what is .he matter with your gas service. We can not understand it' "The lady still left an impression on my mind an Impression that her form and manner were not new. I impera tively dismissed the notion from my mind, for I bad now a scheme in view. I hurried back to the Jeweler's; he had In the meantime taken the note to tne bank. After very careful examination the expert had come to the conclusion that it was a flash note. 1 went to the other shop a similar note had been passed there. The manager laughed to scorn the Idea that It was not a genuine one. "The housemaid at 61 Overchurch Mansious was In a very unpleasant mood. " ' 'Ere's the missus says as 'ow you wasn't comin' till to-morrer! It's most h -gravatin'! An' master's brlngl g some friends to dinner, and the missus' cousin is a-cotulng with 'er flancey! Of course, what do It matter to you? "However, she had to put up with the presence of the workman he assured her that he had been sent by the ex press instructions of her mistress to at tend to the gas. "The leakage was In a pretty little dining-room. It was only divided by n thin partition from another room In which two persons were talking. " 'Ah, pauvre petite, you are tired! Never mind now why I want so many notes changed and never allow you to spend gold and silver! Remember our dinner party to-nlghtr "This was said In a low, soothing voice the voice of a man born to cozen women. The workman was listening Intently. " 'Well, well, dear! the man went on. 'Don't you know that on the continent we can't change notes easily? Why, what a time we shall have; We shall have to play the roles of an old staid couple in the presence of the bride and bridegroom!' " 'Whew!' whistled the workman 'a marriage!' " 'Reely, now,' said the supercilious housemaid to him a minute later 'you cahn't finish the Job to-night eh? You must go and get some piping? Well, of all the haggravating creetures ' , "And the angry little cockney shut the door with a clang. " 'Tell the guv'nor we want to see him!' said the Inspector, In a quiet as suring tone, to the housemaid at No. CI. 'We sha'n't keep him a second.' "We had followed the girl to the dining-room. The handsome man whom I had seen In the cab stood before us, framed by the doorway. ; ' 'I arrest you.' said the Inspector, 'on suspicion of having passed a number of forged notes on the Bank of Eng land!' "There was an exclamation from ihe Inner room followed by a scullllng noise. Evidently a confederate was about to bolt. 1 bounded Into the room, followed a retreating form Into a sec ond apartment, and caught him n he rushed Into the passage IcuUiug to the lift FOR PARLOR FROLIC. "I brought him to the Inspector. A woman confronted me like a pythoness. "'You liar and blackguard. Richard Morrison! That man never circulated forged notes! He Is my husbaud an honorable gentleman! If notes were passed, I passed them! "Good heavens! The author ot this self-accusation was my sister Rose! " 'Oh, Richard.' wailed a woman at my feet 'don't hurt him don't kill me! Let Hugh come with me! We were to be married the day after to-morrow T "I staggered back. This was Ethel my Ethel! The man I had caught was Hugh Maltland. He was to have been her husband "They were two of the greatest scoun drels, sir, who ever played upon the credulity of women. They are now ex piating their crime In Portland. "And what of Rose and Ethel? Prov idence only knows. I am an outcast from their affection a traitor, the min er of their happiness, the man who has wrecked the careers of two heroes. Do you wonder, sir, that crime investiga tion has na longer any romance for mer Family Herald. CYCLONE CELLARS. Means of Protection Against Storms by People in the Weal. The cyclone Is by far tb worst form of disaster that visits this country, coming at unexpected times and deal lng death and destructlou In such wide spread manner. When the summer days bring waves ot heat across the stretches of hot sod. then the residents of the prairie we.it begin to cast their eyes to the wind ward. Tbey are watching the forma tion of the clouds, and he who could uot distinguish a cyclone bank from any other is Indeed a tenderfoot. Then th cry of warning Is carried across the plains, and the members of every fam ily make for their cyclone cellars. These cellars differ in various communities. The popular cyclone cellar on the plains of western Kansas, where cyclones a few years ago were almost a dally oc currence, are ordinary sod houses, built low and strong. In the Russian communities of Kan sas these cyclone bouses serve as the family residence the year around. They are about seven feet high and built ex ceptionally strong. The roofs are slant lng, and the houses are set to the wind that Is, the ends are faced toward the east and west. In Oklahoma every farmhouse Is backed up by a cave, a hole dug lto the ground and covered by an earthen roof. Some farmers have gone so .'ar In protecting themselves against cy clones that they have a small canncn loaded with salt and buckshot which Is fired Into the whirling clouds as tbey approach. This has been known to turn the course of a storm. It Is " common event to dismiss school on the plains of Oklahoma when a bank of clouds be gins to arise in the southwest These vlnd and rainstorms are becoming more uncommon every day, and It I believed that the planting of trees and settlement of barren sod has had much to do with It Bailor's Carious Pets. It has been said of the Jackie sailor boy that he Is so passionately fond of pets he must have something to love if it 1 "only a cockroach In a 'baccy box." This statement was founded on fact, for one of the most remarkable pets of an English ship was a mon strous cockroach. He was four Inches long and one Inch broad. . One of the sailors had tamed him and built for him a cage with a little kennel In the corner of It This Insect prodigy learned to recognize his mas ter's voice, and when be beard him call would hurry out from his kennel In response. Among other odd pets that have been beloved by English sailors was a seal, who had a tank residence on board and a dally round of pleasure and duty; bis pleasure seven meals a day, his duty a bath after each meal. An other was a deer who would take a quid of tobacco with so much delight that the fellow feeling aroused by hi appreciative taste made him a general favorite. Two Bides of a Story, Horaer When you were In Paris did you find It difficult to speak French? Travers Oh, no, 1 bad no trouble In speaking it. The difficult part was In getting the Jabbering ldots to under stand It Sewerage in Mexico, By the end of this year the capital of Mexico will have a sewerage system covering the whole city. The course of true love never run smooth, aud In after years the bachelor Is often glud ot lt i . j, ' - - -, ; - ,; . , OKLAHOMA CYCLONE CtU.AU. I HOW TO AVOID BALDNESS. Da Not Wear Yoar Hat To Tlaht Ovar Yoar Temple, The writer of this squib has much hair on bts bead. Aa a young man it was black as a crow's wing, curly, the envv of rivals and the despair of imi tators;" as a middle-aged man. Iron gray, thick, luxuriant with no disposi tion to grow less. Ilow does It lispptu that this one Individual Is singled urn from all the rest to be the possessor of so much hair? Has it Ixvu the use of hair tonics? Is It the result of frequent indulgence In shampoos by the bar ber? Has he beeu spetidlng money for tome famous hair restorer? Nothing ot the sort None ot these things has hap epend. It baa beeu brought about neither by wise management nor hered ity. This is the way it happened: The head upou which this luxuriant hair grow is of long diameter (rem befotv backwards, but of short diameter from side to side. That Is to say a long, thin head, with rather hollow temples. This makes it Impossible' for him to buy a hat that fits tightly to his head. Ills head being so long, he Is obliged to buy a "S. which Is nlwa-i tco wide tor his thin head. He has p;o'.ably never worn a hat lu bis life that Lt tightly over the temples. Well, what has all this to do with lux uriant hair? It has much to do with lt. The temporal arteries that supply the scalp with blood run up the side ot the temples. The average persou wears a hat that tits tightly over the temples. This constriction of the arteries and vein that supply the circulation of the blood and the pressure of the hat upou these blood vessels cut off In part the circulation ot the blood to the scalp. This makes the hair unhealthy and In clined to drop out Bald-headednett comes on prematurely, lint In case of the loug-headod person we are describ ing, no hat could be found that would fit tightly across the temples. It was no wisdom of his that preserv ed his hatr, but merely the accidental ', shape ot bis head. lie has always beeu : obliged to wear hat that touched thej forehead and back of the head, but did not touch the sides of bis bead. This left the circulation of the blood free to the scalp. Hence the bristling, rugged, healthy mop of hair on his head. Each hair stays In Its place with the tenacity of pine stump. A pound weight would not be sufficient to pull out a single hair. Now, If there I any lesson to be learned from all this, lt Is simply to avoid wearing anything on the bead that presses the temples. This Is prob ably the reason that women have a bet ter growth of hair. It Is rare Indeed to see bald-headed woman. It Is very common to see a bald-headed man. Women' hats are worn as ornaments rather than for protection. They rare ly touch the head at all. Men wear hats tightly clasped about the head. Inter fering with the circulation of the scalp. This Is why they are bald. They ought .to be bald If they dou't kuow any bet ter. Doubtless they will continue to Im bald In spite of this article or anything else that can be written, ltuuud-beadcd men are bound to become bald-headed, limply because their hats hug tightly to their beads. Medical Talk. My Friends and I. My little low room I five flights high, And some might think that its wall are bare; Bnt sweet communion my friends and 1 Have often held in the silence there; Noble, exalted, they come to me Fair as they were in the earth's first bloom. Whispering hope for the time to be, These are my friends in the little low room. Shakspeare of Stratford, Bacon, Car lyie. Emerson dreaming his long, long dream, Dickens with sighs that are lot in a smile, Milton unblinded the gods for his theme; Goldsmith, weary no mart nor lone, Chatterton, safe though the storm rides high; Byron unto his heritage grown Royal companionship here have I. Homer, singing the song of strife; Virgil, at rest by a sun-kissed shore; Longfellow, (banting the "Psalm of Life," Poe, who will leave me ah, never more! Gentle Hawthorne of Salrm town; Whlttier, thrilling tbe heart ot ths free On and all from my .helves look down, Step to my side and talk to me. Kings In your palaces, here Is more Here, In faith, in a little low room Than regal state and golden store, The crowd's mad clamor, the cannon's boom. Shades of the mighty come to me, Sit and chat as the hours go by, Prophesy things that the soul shall see And so w are hsppy, my friends and I. Success. A His Child Haw Him. A prominent real estate man In Los Angeles had an experience a few even ing ago that kept him guewtlng for a little bit as to whether he should feel complimented or otherwise. He was; at home with one little daughter while his wife and another of the children were downtown. Darkness was coin- ' lng on and the little girl was anxiously watching for her mother's return. Her nervousness grew apace, In spite of the father's attempts at reassurance. At i length the little one burst Into tears, saying: "I Just can't help It! I need mamma, and I must have her!" "Do you do this way when your mamma Is here and I'm away?" asked the father. "No, of course not" replied the little one. " 'Cause then there's some grown up person about the bouse," Ios An geles Herald. Knee-Keep in Kansas. Eugene K. Ware, the new commis sioner of pensions, who, over the name of "Ironqtilll," long ago established tils reputation as a wit and writer of verso, has been much Interested for yenrs In the condition of roads In bis adopted State of Kansas. Recently R. W. Richardson, secretary of the National Good Roads Associa tion, who Is preparing to take a good roads construction train across the con tinent, said to Mr. Ware: "How do the farmers In Kansas stand on the road question?" "Up to their knees," was the reply. Philadelphia Post CRATER OF LA SOlTRICRf, ST. VINCENT. (5 ' v. IT ;. 21 This view of the crater of Mount Soufiiere, St. Vincent Island, was made from a photograph taken with a panoramic camera, two weeks before DEED OF WILSON M'FIELD. Ha 8aed Two Live. I.j Ilia Hr.v.ry and Perseverance, From the records of the Royal Hu mane Society a writer lu Mct'lure'a Magaxlue draws the story ot au ob scure uegro sciimuu whose brave deed was discovered anil liouoivd by two of the great nations of the earth. One tropical night the scuooucr Dolphlu rested almost motionless off the City tuau rocks lu Nicaragua. Cre' uud passeugers. some twenty lu all, were asleep about the deck, tor It was too hot to go below. Tueu came such a squall us comes only lu those southeru sous. The sails, all set, furulshed am ple leverage. Wltlilu ten seconds the Dolphin was bottom up, her passengers and crew struggling lu the water. Wilsou McKleld. a negro aud a sub ject of Great Britain, was the Hist to come to the surface. All his twenty seveu years of life be had kuow ti these waters, aud he swam like a tlsh. Ho soon succeeded in climbing tiHu the bottom of the vessel. Then he shouted to the others, and oue by one pulled up five of the crew. Fortuuutely the squall w as soou over, although the sea was high. After they had drifted two hours the lueu heard strauge souuds, like pounding wltlilu the vessel. Some thought they heard, voices. The more superstitious were afraid. The night drugged on, and by daylight the souuds had grown faint er. The crew concluded that tueu were Iiuprlsoued within the boat, but none could devise a way to save theui. Then the negro proposed to dive uuder and Into the ship. They assured him he would never get out agulu, but carry ing between his teeth oue end of a rope that hud been dragglug from the ves tA, Mel'Ield dived, passed uuder the gunwale aud rose iu the hatch. It was pitch dark, and the Interior of the vessel was full of the flouting cargo, but he kept ou steadily. Finally, concluding that he hud reached the cablu, he rose, and lu uu lustaut his head was above water. Yet so foul was the aid, and so narrow the space between the water aud the ship's bot tom, that he could hurdly breathe, lie could see no oue, but he heard the kuocklug again, and culled out. Then cuuie voices, faint but familiar. Swimming lu the direction of the sound, he found two men braced against the cablu sides and holdliu their heads above water. Oue was a young rubber cutter, named Miilllt., the other a native Spnulnli-N Iranian. in, called Obaudo. Ho Hi were panic stricken, aud Mel'Ield was obliged to threaten them with Instant deutli If they did Uot obey bliu. lie fastened the rope round Mallllz, and gave the signal to pull. Mel'Ield dived Into the water along with bis man. In his fright Mallltx entangled himself lu the hatch way, and precious time was lost lu I fee ing him. When they reached the mr face .Mallltx was unconscious aud Mc Fleld mure deud tluiu alive. They pulled Mallltz utiourd, but V Field would not follow. As soon as the rope was free he took It lu his teeth and went uuder, found the batch aud entered the cabin. Obundo was almost uncontrollable with tear and exhaus tion, but McKleld finally secured iilui with the rope, ami gave the signal to pull up. This time the trip was made without accident, and both tueu were drawn ou board. AH the men were saved. The United States government awarded McKleld a medal and ofiy dollars Id gold, aud the Royal Humane Society of Great Britain gave him a sliver medal. DOMESTICS IN AFRICA. Mo.t Work Done by Kafllr Hoy. Who Take "Whit." Names. An amusing picture of domestic con ditions In South Africa Is given by Mrs. Blow in an article In the New York Tribune. Mrs. Blow's husbaud was manager ot a mine In South Africa, and both husband and wife lived there for several years. In recalling the domes tic problem as It exists In thut region, she says: Most of the work Is done by Kaffirs, who, like the Southern negroes In slav ery times, are called "boys," no mat ter what their age may be. When the Kaffir boys come from the kraals no one ever uses their native names. As soon as they are brought Into contact with the whites they take a "white" name. This produces re sults which are not lacking In elements of humor. Among the house boys "Knlfo," "Fork" and "Spoon" were common names. "Tablci" "Choir," "Carriage," "Watch" and "Matchbox" were other names that I had In the house at va rious times. Ono of my house boys took the utilitarian name of "Hum and Eggs." The Kaffirs are very fond of rice, when they learn to cat It among the whites, and our stablo boy thought lie had found the finest name In the world In "Rice." But the Kaffirs have the same difficulty as the Chinese In pro nouncing tho letter "r," and so poor Rice always called himself "Lice," The Kaffirs are the cleanest pimple in the world In some respects. They , . V.,- . the eruption, by a correspondent of the New York Herald. The crater Is one of the most remarkable In the world. It Is three miles In circumference and has walla 1.000 feel high. are always scrubbing theniielves In hot water aud anointing themselves with oil afterward, but the hnhlt doe not exteud to their clothes, Thy will take an elaborate bath, aud then put on clothes that never saw the wash tub. Our home was a typical one of the upper class, a great oue story buug- l alow, seventy. live feet long, built of I brick, covered w ith the Inevitable I w hite corrugated Iron, aud with a ve randa tweuty feet deep. It was seven hundred feet almve the entrance to the mills, aud the hills all about were cut Into great terraces, which wore planted with magulllceut tropical plants. I bad two huudrrd banana trees, besides orange, snd lemons, guavas and pineapples, strawberries, poaches, all kind of vegetables and , the most beautiful (lowers. We even I bad tea-plants lu the garden. We rals ' ed the finest lemons I ever saw; all w could possibly use, and barrels and bar rets for the hospital. An Idea of the enormous supply m native labor may be had from the fact that every foot of this great terraced girden was made of earth carried up the mouutaln on the backs of Kattlrs, and the Irrigation, without which mull ing could grow, was accomplished by watering puts lu the hands of Kaltlr boys. PLOTS AQAINST LOUIS PHILIPPE. Rev.ral Attempt. Upon th. l.lf.of tb. Kins! uf the French. Louis Philippe, king of the Kremii, after experiencing several minor at tempts on his life, was nearly murder ed July US, ixu. The day was one of the three appointed to coiuuieimirato the revolution of 1K10. The king was, with throe ot his sous, taking part In a procession, aud while riding along the boulevards a violent explosion Is sued from a window overlooking the Hue of route. Happily, the king himself and the prince escaped uninjured, ;imugh fourteen person, were killed outright ami forty others wounded. On Investigation the discharge was discov ered to have come from a machine con structed of twenty four musket bar rcls. In Id horizontally on a single frame mid so adjusted a to he raised or low ered according to the angle required, cays the Gentleman's Magaxlue. The toiii'liliiili-s communicated by means of n train of gunpowder, and consequent ly nil the barrels could lie discharged sltiiultaoneously. The window behind which this deadly contrivance was placed sts)d os'ii, but Persian blinds, ii. .t opened until the moment of dis charge, screened it from the public gii.e, t Is, probable that, owing to some delay lu removing the blinds, the life of Louis Philippe was saved. Ho bad hardly passed when the explosion occurred, actually wounding the horse he rode. The Minn who was guilty of tho outrage, a Corslean named Kl hi, was seized and subsequently gtilllo tlned. Three more attempts were made on the life of the same monarch. One by the discharge of n walking-stick gun Into his carriage .Fune iyj. . other, nt Kontaltielilenn, In April, IKK); while the third and final act of the kind may be recorded as having hap pened when the king was standing on the balcony of the Tullerlc one da;- lu June, 181(1. , It Mil I mt llonnxy. Haiti Is the only country In the world "where black rules whltu." Although, the present republic I not successful because so large a portion of the citi zens ore lazy and uneducated, yet th people have many good qualities which according to Ileskelh Piitchnrd, show themselves In unexpected und contra dictory ways. One of the things that strike one most is that Ilultl Is a country of extreme and contrast. Logic Is niways at fault A Haiti's honesty Is like a Haitian's mind; It Is apt to surprise you round odd corners. Kor example: Hundreds of thousand, of Haitian dollars puss uuuuully along the lonely track between Jncmel and Port au Prince. The men who bear them are low-class Haitians; ragged, uncouth, uneducated, wild and untutor ed. Yet only once have the dollars failed to arrive. I have heard It said that ten dollars might tempt the Hai tian's cupidity, but ten thousand awe him Into Immaculate honesty. During the last thirty years uncount ed couriers have made the desolate Journey over the mountain passes, each with bis load of wealth, and there 1 only this one Instance known of the be trayal of trust A fine record! English Cattle 1 in port. The United States sent to England 405,703 head of cattl In 1U01 55,.04 more tlian In the previous yenr; while Canada, with 88,211, sent 10,028 fewer than In 11)00. What has become of the old-fashioned boy who expected everything In the circus thut ho saw on the bills? Probubly the most Important things In the world are those thut never hap pen. When a niun drinks like a Qa he doesn't tukJi kindly to wutor, WAS HAND Of PROVIDENC8. U. Mlaaatl ' k.toaiH but l.n'l Kara Is Wil fur lb. Ha.1. "I was never an atheist," said a northern Mlchlgauder who was loafing alkJUt a Detroit hotel tho other day, "but It used to make me smile to bear people toll about 1'rovhleuca doing this or that I II tell you why 1 quit smil ing. "1 had ait Interest lit au oil well lit Pennsylvania, and one mortiluu) 1 planned to get up at u early hour nud ride across country for eight mile wHU a teamster. 1 was up at the hour mimed, but found that the fellow had started off fifteen minutes ahead of the time set. My only recourse was to till" a bucklward, sud while uiuu was looking around for tne aud I was eat ing bivukfust there came a rumble and a crash, and I lied from ths hotel, be lieving Hint au earthquake was ou. "Other thought so, too, but lu the course of half u hour we goi word that 400 pounds uf ultroglycerlu which was being hauled over the bill ou a wagon bad exploded. Mors than that. It was the sumu wagon. 1 had missed getting a ride ou. I went out with others to view the spot or rather the hole. What tbey fotiud of driver, horses aud wagou you could have loaded on a wheelbarrow. Th bole made lu th highway was forty feet long, thirty whle and twenty deep, and lueu, horse ami cattle for bait mite around were knocked silly." "And you laid your escape to Provi dence, of course?" w as asked, "Well, I'm uot exactly sure about that," was the reply, according to the Detroit I'ree Prv. "I told you I ceased to smile after that when anything was mentioned about Providence, but I was never quite satisfied that a mlstak wa.u't made." "What sort of a mistake?" "Why. It wasn't three day. after that when our well played out, the com pany went Into bankruptcy sud I've hardly been able to mine enough to pay my strwt ear fare since, Sometime It .ceuia to in that Providence stepped In to save my lire, ami again It seem a If she missed me ou the explosion aud dropped the bottom out of Hint well to get even. It' about au even thing, 1 guess, but If you've got an other cigar about you It'll tip the scale little bit lu faror of Providence and help me to believe that t was saved for some useful purpose." SARAH'S 8HOE3. Ldjr Praa.nl.d Tli.m Without Hart' Insj lilrl'. Paellas. Mr. Anna l.ymati. wife of Judge Joseph Lyman, was a tin. type of the New England womnu of fifty yenrs ago. A wife ot a Judge ah was call ed upon to do much entertaining, and her parties were famous lu Northamp ton. Her daughter, Susuu Lealt-y. In her memoirs uf Mrs. Lyman, write that uo oue ever declined going to Mrs, Lyuittu' parties. One day, as she ws preparing for au evening entertainment, she happen ed to look out of the window and raw a young girl, whom she liked for bi talents aud good heart, but who, fr -tin poverty, was not always able to go out Into society. "O Sarah," called Mr. Lyman, "I am going to have party this evening, aud all the Judge sre to bo here! 1 want you to come, my dear." "() Mr, Lyman," said the girl, look lug sadly dowu at her feet. "I wish I rould. Hut I ruu't, for my shoe. nr. all out at the toes, aud this Is my only pair." "Well. Surah." said Mrs. Lyman, brightly, "at least you'll help me get ready, for my party." "Oh. yes," replied the girl, quickly; and she helped to good advantage, with willing bands and good taste. When the work was done Mr. Lyman ac companied her home, holding her at tention with cheerful talk. Somehow, the girl hardly knew bow, they were presently lu the best shoo shop In the village, and when they left, Harab had beautiful pair of broiun shoes, and rau gaily home to dress for the party. Their Last Word. Mr. Rhodes was Uot given to high flown talk aud I suspect the story of his "last wolds" Is a llctlou, Sydney Smith observed that It seems a neces sity that every distinguished mnu should die "with some sonorous aud qtiotably saying In bis mouth." Mr. Pitt was supposed to have ex pired exclaiming, "How do I lenve my country?" It was afterward estab lished on conclusive evldeuce that til real last word were : "I fancy 1 could eat one, of Bellamy' meat pie." Mr. Fox was credited with some becoming idiservatlon nliout public affairs, where as his last words conveyed requisite for barley water. Sir Robert Peel wa stated to have died after an ejaculation altout tho blessings of cheap bread. In reality, be awoke for a few minutes, after severol hours of sleep, snld "God bless you all," and died. Lord Ilencons fleld was reported to have exclaimed, "Any news lu the Gazette?" with his last breath, whereas lie muttered, "I feel overwhelmed." London Truth. Women Copying Men's Fashion. Do women Imitate men's fashions, or do moil appropriate the Ideas of the fulr sex? Our opinion is that lu the vast majority of case It Is the women who copy tho men. Kor some time pimt tho Englishman's Ideal of style In cloth ing 1ms Iteen tho easy-tilting waist and tho emphasizing of height, Ijidie have now adopted the same Idivi-the tall, straight figure, without form or shape. IiOndon Tailor and Cutter, Mineral Water, for Ho ou tors. United States Senators nre supplied with bottled mineral waters nt govern ment expense. Nenrly every comnilt-tee-room has something like a bur at tachment. It I usually In one cornea, behind n screen nnd next to the wash bowl, The bottles of Hza water nro supplied by colored messengers, w,0 bring them in buckets or Ice, like cliuiu pfigno. Tho excuse for the expoiiNo Is the poor quality of the Potomac water. When you meet a woman on tho street at any time of the day, month, or year, It is safe to bet that she Is either going to, or coming from, a dressmaker's. Kew critics ever get what thuy are entitled to In this busy world.