A RACE -S--3-THE r MA8TEB bat th right t be AAproud of hi ship, and mine ta a clipper a "wind Jammer;" but I've left many first-class tramp astern of me, yea, and liner, too. I haven't broken any record; I can't claim to have sailed 433 statute mile In a day, aa did the flying Cloud, or even 419 miles, the record of the Sovereign of th Sea a. Recorda like those were made when ahlpa carried a big crew, regard leaa of expense, and apread out their atu'n'i'lt and moon-acrapera until the hull waa no mora compared with their canvaa than the basket la to a balloon. But my bark Dalay doea all that can be expected with her crew of twenty-one men, and my ownera gara ma a gold watch and chain when I beat the giant France on a clear run acroaa the Weat rn ocean. . 1 waa loading timber In Burrard In let, Just up the harbor from Vancouver, the weatern termlnua of the Canadian Pacific Hallway. I waa feeling pretty good, because, since my last visit, my Inveatment of $300 In town lota had turned Itself Into a good $1,500 with the growth 'of the city. And aa to the nwcorsnixe raa TnaacMBBT or . .' Miaax. Ualsy, well, 1 waan't going to let that w:nk Jones crow over me. v He com manded the Breeze, a four-masted bark, bigger than the Dalay, but with noth ing of her Bailing qoalltiea. Ha had got some new fancy patent tops'ls, and waa trying to make the merchant be Here that he'd be unloading In London Hirer before I was round the Horn. He waa a good talker, waa Jones, and made himself out a proper hero, especially among the women, who, bless their souls! don't know a man when they aee one unless he has got a torpedo beard and apes the naval officer. - Anyway, Jones' bragging made me so sick that I challenged him to start the same day . we were both finishing our loads and race me home for $2,500 a aide, fie wanted to back out. but the challenge was made at the shipping office before a crowd of masters and merchants, and Jonea bad talked to such an extent that bis friends forced him to stand np to me like a man. I've beard since that be waa In desperate hard straits, so much so that the loss of that bet would mean sheer ruin to him; but be bad talked too much, and the Vancouver people would have chaffed the life out of him If he tried to sing small before me. We planked down the stakes, the first man home to cable to the "stake holder, claiming the - whole amount Then, I guess, Jonea felt sick. Bar ac cidents, the man couldn't possibly beat me sailing, and I never suspected foul play; such a thing never entered my head. I was ahort of a bo's'n. my man having run from the ship, and there, was not one of the foiwaat hands who could fairly claim the job. They were good as aailormen go, the best dosea of them, but a really first-class bo's'n could have given points to the lot. Now. Jones bad a regular champion, a Por tugee, who'd learned hla trade whaling, and followed that np under the best masters in the deep aea trade. So when he came to see me the day before I was to sail. I listened to all be had to aay about Captain Jones which wasn't exactly compliments. ' I couldn't tell him to run from hla present ship, In deed, as In duty bound, I advised him solemnly to do no such thing; but I did drop a hint that I'd pick up valuable men who'd run from aucb masters aa Jones, and stowed away In the Daisy. Sure enough, before I'd been a day out I found Diego Ramirez aboard of me, mighty poor In spirit, humble and will ing. Naturally, I wasn't going to lose time handing the man over to Jones, so I signed him on the books aa A. B. He aoon proved tbe best saflormanitt the ahlp; such a good man, In fact, that my own people weren't Jealous when I pro moted blm over their beads, and made, him bo's'n. I was proud of Diego Ra mirez. If I'd only known! - We started fair, Jonea and I, and all tbe city turned out to see the start A 17,000-mile race U out of the common; the papers were full of It, and at tbe time when we cast off tbe tuga tbe bet ting waa five to three on Jonea. I took tare to be abreast when we passed the city of Victoria; I took more care while we ran down tbe Straits of Fuca that I Should round Cape Flattery ahead of blm, Tbe betting there was five to three on me. Jones did all he knew, and as far aa speed went there wasn't actually much to choose between our two ships; but for teamsnsblp, well, I'd be sorry for Jones' chance. Of course, we put . blm aatern the very first day, nor did we see him again for many a long day after. - ' . There'a no need to describe tbe voy age. I had all the winds I tried for, and not too much; I rounded the Horn . without a reef in my tops'ls, then reach ad away to catch the trades for home. We were bowling along towards the Line running down our latitudes In line style, and on Oct 8, at noon. I made it 100 30 7 8. We were under elsse reefed top gallant aalls, wind tout" B.E., blowing about a tops'l It?-, about ta much as we cared fori lal-zlt tie mate wanted to snug home the tn paKant sails. I knew what tbe Da:. .:it ".tli Stand, and when I went telow t 19 o'clock I told the second got U f "Ititx leas than a light gale. Cut 1 c. J tit Bleep, and that's a f;car L " it 11 tow one'a body stays tnie, .."7xiirrtVwMl. so far ' i crrlJ r 'zi t:i tell, there is noth my 1 me- Jf AROUND HORN - b - b - ing to fear. Everything was what the doctor! ordered up to eight ' bells. I heard the watch changed; then one be!l. two bells, three bells, four bells. At last I got sick of hearing the half-hour strokes, and went up on deck In socks and pyjamas to take a look at the night All seemed well. The mate waa at the gallery door, aipplug bis coffee, and small blame to him for getting it good and hot His face was turned towards me. hla back to the forecastle, where something stirred in the shadow a man com lug up out of the cuttle Diego Ranitres, who ought to hare been la hla bunk, sneaking quietly up the ladder to the forecastle bead. I felt half Inclined to hall blm, but why should my bo's'n steal about like a cat. slink la the shadows, Instead of going about tike a man? I thought I saw the gleam of a knife In his hands. Tbeu I ran full pelt aloug the lee side of tbe deck, for If the man meaut mischief It waa time I knew. I took the steps at three jump. When I gained the forecastle head 1 saw nothing at first lea, there he waa over the bows, bis head just showing, moving from side to side aa though he were at work.;1 I bent down over him, and found blm quite unconscious of my presence slashing with a long knife, cutting away the most vital gear In the ship the gammonings of the bowsprit!. I flew at hla throat, half strangled him, and dragged him from bis perch, until I had him hanging over blue water. But I was too late, for, with an awful crash, the gammonings parted, tbe bowsprit flew Into tbe air, rearing straight on end. A yell from me sent the mate to the wheel, i . "Luffn ahouted, "Luff!" But before be could bring her head to tbe wind, aha gave one heavier roll than usual, and with one tremendous smash all three masts, no longer sup ported by tbe stays, broke off like car rota and went whirling down over the side. Then I hauled Mr. Diego Ramlrea inboard, and battered him senseless. Tbe Daisy lay a total wreck In mid ocean, -her masts and spars, a tangled maaa of wreckage to leeward, were charging Into ber like a battering ram with every roll, and. worst of all, the whole of the standing rigging was of steel, which no ax could cut for our release. ; At once I had all bands at work to deal with the disaster. One watch rigged a sea anchor, with a cask of oil bored! with an auger, which we put overboard to windward and so broke the seas. Meanwhile I got the other watch to work cutting tbe wreckage adrift as best they could. , " Only when daylight came had I time to go forward; time to deal with Diego Ramirez, Esq., my bo's'n,' caught red handed wrecking my ship. Even thea I could appreciate the fiendish cunning of the man, his masterly knowledge of seamanship. The chance had been a thousand to one against bis being caught so simple was his plan, so cer tain its success. No masts ever built could have borne so sudden and, so fierce a wrench. It was a comfort to ma that I bad marked Diego Ramlrea for life. But I bad not killed blm, nor would I while be could be held alive in evidence of bis crime. - , I put tbe man In irons, with nothing but bread and water, and on the third day be confessed that Jones had bribed blm to come on board at Vancouver, had paid him $250 In cash to commit tbe crime. That was Mr. Jones' Idea of racing, and certainly the way things looked he would bsve no trouble in , - wtania tbb kmibgekct. reaching England ahead of me, claim ing tbe $5,000 from tbe stake-bolder at Vancouver, and cashing tbe check be fore 1 could Interfere. Aa to tbe mon ey, I bad no redress, for the law would not back me in a gambling transaction, but I swore he should be punished for wrecking my ship. Well, from the moment we lost our masts I had all banda, Including my self, working night and day, saving what could be saved of tbe wreckage, and using the spars, tackle and canvaa to jury-rig the ship. I had thirty feet of foremast eighteen feet of mlxzett, and six feet of the main to bnlld upon; and, If you'll believe me, I turned tbe Daisy Into such a rig aa was never seen before In tbe world. We rigged ber as we went along under a jury fore sail, and before we passed the Western Islands I bad turned ber Into a sort of four-masted Jackass bark, with a sprit sail under her jury bowsprit, and even booms rigged out over tbe side to carry small sails. My aailormen laughed un til they split their sides at some of my fancy canvas, but we did five knots an hour before tbe wind. Every ship we sighted howled at us, but I begged, bought and borrowed something from each of them, of spars, rope and sails to add to my rig. I even hoisted sails on the boats In my davits, and Provi dence helped me with just the winds I wanted. I kept my bands In good humor wltb plenty of grog, and you should have heard them cheer aa we sighted Ushant! Since we had been delayed at least six weeks, of course there could be no hope of winning tbe race. Yet we were scarcely in our fresh course up Chan nel, tbe time being just after break fast when who should I see astern but my dear friend Jonea. It was a clear judgment, In my mind,, for he'd been driven south by a gale we just missed by a day, blown clean Into tbe Antarc tic, where be found a berg In a fog. Anyway, hers he waa rounding TJsbant '.' . ,11.1;:.' stern of os, and It was nothing now but a question of tugs. I had oue ak tng for a job already, tbe only deep sea tug. perhaps, la the chop of tb Chan nel So I made . my bargain for Dan mouth, and soon I was making eight knot for June nine. At noon, I be ing still a tittle ahead, another tug hove la sight and I, being disabled, bad a right. So away we weut with two tugs, leaving Jones raging mad astern. He waa hull down when t got a third tug. Just to kplte Jonea, aud went Into Dart mouth like a royal processlou. ' , Yea, I was first In an English port, first to send tbe cable to Vaucouver. first to secure the atake. Moreover, I got Mr. Jones dismissed from his ship and charged, with bis accomplice. In wrecktug wtue, aud hla owners had to pay the damage. Now Captain Jones and Diego Ramlrea, bis bo's'n. are Im proving their mind In ber majesty's house of tuition at Wormwood Scrubb. Tbe Daisy? Well, next time I put Into Vancouver the merchants gave me a banquet, and I wear a gold watch and chain to Jones' memory. . A POLITE HORSE. - . An AaecloU Botit Out of the ' . ' Venal Xo. It I seldom that horse show their Intelligence In any striking mauuer. but they sometime do thing that would make their mental processes ex tremely Interesting If we could under stand them. I once owned a beautiful gray horse named "lougla," aud in every way he wa essentially a fam ily horse. He generally knew what waa required of him, aud would try to do It. He waa so gentle that he could safely have been driven by means of two piece of strong linen thread, and he wa so thoroughly trust worthy In regard to standing without hitching, that we left blm anywhere we pleased, entirely by himself, and were always certain to find htm In ex actly the spot where he bad been left We had such faith In him In this re spect that we got Into the bad habit. when we were visiting at a bouse, of leaving Tilm standing at the door aud thinking no more of him until we came out One afternoon my wife and 1 were making a call at a suburban bouse, and as usual left Douglas stand ing outside. In a little while, glanc ing out of the front window. I was amaaed to see tbe borse slowly moving along tbe driveway. I was about to go out to blm, but as be very soon stopped and stood perfectly still. I re mained where I was; and almost at that moment two ladles came lu. They were also paying a visit to the house, but oa foot. One of them remarked to me that I bad a very polite horse, and as I did not understand this compliment to Douglas, she explained that when tbey reached the house they found my borse and buggy entirely blocking the en trance; and as tbey stood worn! e ring what they should do, tbe borse turned bis head, looked at them, and then moved on a few steps In order to give them an opportunity of entering. I have nothing to add to this anec dote, except to say that It must have been a. very strong sense of politeness, or else a word or two from one of the ladles, which would have Induced Douglas to move from the place where I had left blm. Frank R. Stockton, In Youtb'a Companion. Wolaeley Merely a Stripling. It Is pleasant to come across old war rlors who, baring fought In many climes against many people, are still hale and hearty. Tbe other day one of England's veterans. Field Marshal Sir Frederick P. Haines, celebrated his eighty-first birthday. - Just sixty-one years ago he began b's career a a warrior, and fifty-five year ago be went through bis first campaign, seeing most of the fighting that took place In tbe 8ntlej campaign of 1S45. Almost tbe first time he smelt powder he was desperately wonnded. His next campaign was that In the Punjab In 1948-9, and later be fought through the Ill-managed Crimea. Twen ty years later be waa made commander-in-chief In India, and was specially thanked by Parliament for bis tact and energy In the Afghanistan operations. The old warrior Is hale and hearty and still baa atf opinion of bis own. It la told of blm that a dictum of Lord Wolseley's was quoted against one of hla own. Sir Frederick rapped his cane on the floor and shouted: ' ' ; "Wolseley! Wolseley! A clever lad. Ill admit but a mere str'pMng, sir, a mere stripling!" As Lord Wolseley Is only 67, that settled It, of course. Phil adelphia Post -s" The 8ln-er and the Porter. M. A. P. tells a story of bow, once upon a time 81ms Reeves, tbe famous tenor, wa stranded at a country Junc tion, waiting for a train. It was cold and miserable, and tbe singer was nat urally not In the best of tempers. While chewing tbe cud of disappointment, an old railway porter, who recognized him fr'ttY tbe published portraits, entered the waiting-room. "Good evening, Mr. Sims Reeves," he aald.; ' I ' ". "Good evening, my man," replied the vocalist, getting ready the necessary tip.' But tbe man sought for Informa tion rather than tips. "Tbey teB me you earn a neap of money," be remarked. "On!" murmured Mr. Reeves. , "And yet," pursued tbe porter, "you don't work bard. Not so bard as I do, for Instance. But I dessay you earn p'raps ten times what I do ehr What do you earn?" asked . the Inger. ''"'"' "Eighteen shillings a week all the year round," aald the porter. Sim Reeves opened his chest: "Do, re, mi-do!' he sang, the last note be ing a ringing top one. "There, my man; there'a your year's salary goner Perfuming-Glove. To perfume your gloves mix well to gether half an ounce of essence of roses, a dram each of oil of cloves and 1 nana anil a nnarter at an mm,. - ' frankincense. Place this In tissue pa per and lay It between the gloves. The men also get new underwear when tbey marry, but tbey don't adver tise It ' ' ' ; - A : well-filled cupboard ta the best board of health. SUPPOSE WE SMILE. HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM THE COMIU PAPERS. - PI teaaat lacldeate Occarrtas) Warld Ovsr-Sejrtacstbat Ar ItHr tal to Old or l'oaa-t'aar lc tioas that k. vary bod; WIU KtJoy. Professor (returning home at night, hears uolw(-U sumeoue there? Burglar tunder the bed No. Professor That's strange! I was positive someone was under my bed. ridtUts. ttcak Biuleu One cauuot believe every thing he bears. Cynlrua-No; nor everything one doesn't hear. About batf of what oue takes for granted Is false.- Puck. touctala Mka It. I " ': i i i ( V 1 ...".. ' Xlam ma-Bobby, do you remember the text last Sunday? Robbyj-Ye. ma'am. I think It was "Many are cold, but few are froaen." Ta Kait Corner, "What do you think of tbe plaua for that gigantic corner In eggsT" "I th!nk they are well laid." Cleve land Plain Dealer. la aarl CirclM. He Oh. yes, when 1 waa In England I wa enthusiastically received lu court circles. . She (simply) What-waa the charge agalust you J-TIt Bits. Ora lip r-arlr. Jimmy What time do yer have ter get ter work? Johuuy-Oh, auy lime I I ke as long a I aiu't later than 7 o'clock. Harper's Uaxar. Brook Ira r'laU Benham There Isn't room here to swiug a cat Mrs. Benham Then we won't have a cat Brooklyu Life. Fcarfal ll covarr. "Dig Is terrible," said Meandering Mike, wltb a deep-drawn algh. "What's de matter)" asked Plodding Pete, In alarm. "Here's a nice piece In de paper. It says we're got muscles Inside of us that keeps up an Involuntary action. Dey goes on workln. whether we wants 'em to or not." Washington 8tar. la a Horry. "How d'ye do?" said the busy man. "Will you .marry me r ' "O-er." she gasped. "This Is so sud den; I must hate time to think. I " 'Hay, don't keep me waiting too long or I won't have money enough ten to buy tbe ring. I came In an aulocaband they charge by the minute, you know." Philadelphia I'res. ' Not Natural. Pastor Did your husband die a nat ural death? 1 The Widow No, sir; a dot-tor attend ed blm.-Der Floh. Purely Pessimistic "That next-door neighbor of yours deserves a great deal of credit." "Kor what?" asked Mr. Blyklns. ."Why, for being so neat- He Is al ways up in the morning cutting (be grass on his luwu or shoveling the snow off bis sidewalk." "Ob, be doesn't do those things be cause he Is neat. He enjoys the thought that his noUe Is worrying the neigh bors." Washington 8tar, For Protection. "I wrote to Aunt Tabltba about our robber." - "Welir . "Hhe sent us a guinea hen; she says tbey always make a big fuss when a stranger comes on the place." Indian apolis Journal. . Governmental Iotarfs tno. "Here's a portion of tbe President' message Intended for you, Carolyn." ."Nothing of the sort, Clarence." ' "Yes; be advisee economy." They WouUn't Rip. "What do you call these?" be asked at the breakfast table. . "Flannel cakes," replied the wife of bis bosom. , "Flannel? They made a mistake and sold you corduroy this time." Balti more American. Increasing His Iarnornc Oayboy What bave you been doing all day? Blghead Increasing my Ignorance. 1 bave just read the latest historical novels-Life. . . Eiicouraulnir. -Mr. I'raucer I'm sorry I'm such an awkward dancer, Miss Perkins. ' " Miss Perkplns Ob, you're doing fairly well, Mr. Prancer. . I've seen you Jerk around lots worse than this with other girls.- Indianapolis Journal, ' Cuactaslva Proof. "This leiier," said the couuwl for Mrs. le Vorce, "l a forgery. It was not wrlttva by Uiy client, aud. lu fact, It I evident it was not written by a woman at ail." "What proof have you of thatT asked the oposlug couuael. 'Simply this: There Is no postcript. aud the several page run right aloug lu- the regular order. "-Philadelphia Pre. , Mlahap to aa wbltaary. She wept. "Ob, you editor are hor rid!" b sobbed. 'What Is the trouble, madam?" to' quired the editor. Why, I-boo- boo I sent In an obit- lary of my husbaud, aud boo boo a id ald lu It that be had heeu mrrld for twenty year, aud you oo ow bo duto your primers set It up 'worried foi twenty year,' Sue wept. But the editor grlnned. Baltliuor American. ' Tha D.aU4 Canlaa. "The dog I oue of the must Intelli gent of auimals," remarked Willie WUhlugtou. "So 1 hav heard," answered Miss Cayenne. "Aud be I tbe most loyal admirer a man can have." "Yes, I never could quit reconcile those two assertlou."-Wahlngtou Star. Only NjtaraU She Sometime wish I had never married you. He That' but natural, my dear. W generally go back on those thing that w have tried hardest tovget. Ufe. Irreepoaalblllty, "They say," remarked the very cyni cal person, "that lu (hi corrupt aud superficial age tbe great object I uol to be found out." "That shows yon have very little ex perlence wlih bill collector." answered tbe impecunious friend. "My great oh Jcet I not to be found lu."-Wh:ng' ton Star. Waetet It Halt. "Scrlbley asked m to-day If 1 would give him a bad character." "He' after a Job and afraid you'd qileethlm, eh?" "O! no. He' writing a play, and he ueed a vlllln."-Pblladelpbla Presa. Aa I flU-lrnt ofllcar. Judge-When the gentleman cried for help, why didn't you run to bis aid? Officer Well, sor. It war across th' street, ami not exactly on me bate. On Way ta Tell. Henderson (who has just bought a new plueM'an you lell me, professor. If this amber la genuine? Professor Oh, thai' easily deter mined. Soak It In alcohol for twenty four hours. If It's genuine It will then have disappeared. -Glasgow Evenlug Times. threw t. "You've lieeu In a light" said hl mother, reprovingly. "Ob, not mill b of a one," answered the boy. ' "Did yon count one hundred a I told you wbeu you felt your angry passtom rising?" .: "Oh, sure," returned the boy! "I counted one hundred all right but I knocked the other boy down first ItV the only safe way."-;hk-ago Evening Post. A Knowing Lad. "How many pounds are there In a ton?" asked the teacher. . And Ibe timid, clenn-fuced boy wltl, a patch In his trousers, timidly sug gested; "It depends a good deal where yot bny your coal, doesn't It?" Washing ton Star. Hai fwcet Boant. Small JlmtnySny dcin lubly word once more. ... Smaller Gladys I aald I don't want you to be wastln' your money on in) for Ice cream and sweets any more. Boston Globe. A Matter of Hrarlna. Suburbanite You've got a new baby at your house, I bear? Townlte Great Scot! can you hear It away out there In the suburbs? A Stitch In Time, He- Mis Runty Is awfully old, Isn't she? . ' She She Is just my age. He-Well oh, I beg your pardon. The Art-Hop. "Why, Madge, where are all the tas sel on your new chenille boa?" ' "Oh, I stepped on some of them, and other people stepped on some." Now Will You Smile? Mrs. Kendal Is nothing If not Impul sively genial, and the Imperturbability of certain characters has often a curi ously Irritating effect upon ber, She wa shopping one day at certain well known stores, and, having completed ber purchases, took leave of the assist ant who had served her wltb a friendly "Good morning." There was no reply. In that bard working damsel's busy career there was no time, probably, for tbe minor gentlenesses of life; "Hay good morning and smile!" exclaimed Mrs. Kendal, Impetuously, Tbe girl stared in mute amazement. "Then 1 shall remain here until you do," said the great actress in tbe most persuasive but yet In the firmest tones. This was too mucb for the girl. "Good morn ing," she said, and burst out laughing. From that hour Mrs. Kendal's appear ance at the store In question was tbe signal for an outburst of geniality. Philadelphia Telegraph. No man should object to thick soles on his shoes, aa the objection will toon wear away. A MECHANICAL GENIUS. Ban rraecl.ee tad Wha Mh M4U of HetllvehlM. Eddie Von Geldern, a 13 year old By, oue year ago, after a Iogl hour' lu pertion of the United Statea battleship Iowa, weut off and executed a remark abl model of tb hip, accural lu pro portion and delicate In detail, com poaed of odd wrap and waste picked up about hi own koiu aud In hi uelghlHir' back yard. II ha now, uualdcd aud untaught, constructed out of odd and end of material, with a few odd tool, partly of hi own manu facture aud contrivance, model of a team engine aud electric car good enough to be exhibited before the Technical Society of tbe Pacific at It last meeting In Academy of Science building, aud which cmmimmiea m respectful atteutlon of the meiuler of that grav and dignified lody. Tbe tam engine I au einlHirate piece of work, perfected. model or a sketch, to ue tb boy'a owu term, dowu to some of It tluct detail. Tb holler I made of strip of tlu, neatly turned ud riveted together, then nailed dowu to a foundation lioard. o that they appear, together with a sim ilar atrip of aluc at tbe front to consist of a aerie of easting. Tbe saudbrak consist of a metallic tip taken from tb eud of a discarded curtail pole, and a circular tin can form th moke stack. The headlight I et In a little box constructed by tbe Ih)' deft baud, but for lb ornament which cap It he I tudebted to hi mother' diet-anted curtain pole. There ar team cylinder with eccentric move ment, symmetrical and accurately proHrtloned. and a whole system of running gear and mechanism beneath, down to the eoinpncd alrbrak and boa, all as wmwleiitlomdy executed a If the live of human pa"cnger de pended upon their being carried out to the finest detail In th engine cab tbe toy ha accom plished me of hi moat pitlent Imi tative work, for It I rigged with a throttle and steam gauge, the door to the boiler and furnace Mug can-fully defined. On on side th engineer' rained seat I carefully padded, and he la even furnished with tb usual pad ded arm real on tbe window, while th bell roe dangle ahov the fireman" eat opposite. All of tbe other window In the cab are glased with discarded camera plate. Tbe engine I a turn t three and one-half feet long and of proportionate breadth and height. Tbe trolley car, four feet long or more, la a leu complex structure, but how the same fidelity, patleuce and accuracy, and la one of the moat hon est make-U-ller car Kmsllile, from the stunt wheel beneath, taken out of cord and tackle pulley, to the trolley, which rest-he np to draw power from an Invisible wire. "That trolley wa an old bamboo fishing rod once upon a time," ex plain the young builder gravely. ," bad to buy the glass for th windows, for there weren't any dry plate th right six, you see. I've got the adver tUeiuent along the top of the wall above them. If you'll look In you ran ." ' Th seats, simulated to npresent tb rolling curve of th slatted benches extending along the aide of thecar. were hacked out with the aid of an old Jackkulfe. and beneath Ibe car, at each end, tbe boy has built that ab solute essential to street car In every civilised community, safety fender of as Ingenious a pattern a be could devise.-Pan Francisco Chronicle. What I'rlKliteiie l Hint. While crossing the Isthmus of Pana ma by rail, Rome year ago, the con ductor obligingly stopped tbe train for Mr. Campion to gather some beauti ful crimson flowers by tbe roadslda. It wa midday aud Intensely hot In hi "On the frontier" Mr. Campion tell a peculiar story of till flower plcklng exM.-rleiice. I refused offer of assistance, and went alone to pluck tbe flower. After gathering a handful 1 noticed a large bed of plant, knee-high, and of dell cat, form and a beautiful green shad. I w alked to them, broke off a flue spray md placed It with my flower. To my amazement I saw that I bad gathered a withered, shriveled, brown ish weed. I threw It away, carefully .elected a large, bright green plant aud plucked It. Again I bad In my band a buurh of withered leave. It flashed through my mind that a sudden attack of Puimmn fever, which wa very prevalent and much talked of, bad struck me delirious. I went "off my bend" from fright In a panic I throw tbe flowers down, and was about to run to the train, I looked a round; nothing seemed strange, I felt my pulse-nil right. 1 wa In a perspiration, but the beat would have made a lizard perspire. Then I noticed that the plant where I stood seemed shrunken and wilted. Carefully I put my finger on a fresh branch. Instantly the leaves shrunk and began to change color. I bad been frightened by sensitive plants. Kqulne Inequality. The work horse and the carriage borse stood side by side on the street. "I see you take your meals a In cort," sniffed the latter, looking disdainfully at tbe other's canvas feed bag. "Yes," replied the . equine toller "Don't you?" "Neigh, neigh, Pauline!" and the proud aristocratic mare rattled the sil ver chains upon her harness. "1 prefer mine stable d'ont."-PhlladeIphla Bui letln. Oo Wrong. ' "My boy," said the great man, "1 used to Rhine shoes myself." "Well," replied the bootblack, "ring's a hull lot of de guys what Is led astray." runaueipma isortn American, Silk Dresses In China. Silk dresses were worn In China 4,000 years ago. Finland Wolves. Flnlond loses 127,500 worth of cnttla a year by wolves. It Is one of the wonder of childhood that grown people cun get up without culling. ' ' Occasionally the people have a right to abuse you; If you make a mistake abuse cause you to be more careful ' SPECULATI0NHAS LAGGED. fccik el tbbln. Strtsjlh t Cirtsl Msrkiut- BriO.lrv.i l wt.My Tr.il lUvtaw. rrdtrf yi Speculation " Isggsd. tot trad on spring acoouut h tin ih whol lmprod tbl wk. Houtb-rn and Southwestern ' " owning up ttlst)torily. and tbr ar bitter report received veu from tb Northw! a to th outlook, for spring hiisln. A to retail distribution, condition ar hsr Uy w favor bit. . . ... . .. .. liHHit anl I M aa at th Wt, ud whol. saler hav don mor at tb fast, but th xpirt trad. Ian In this lln. In other. It h heeu a week of ebbing itranglh lu th cereal. Ai.entiu report dis play o India rubber etmsUteucy, and thl wrk h been c"vold to stretch ing ttim! of Ibe spurt snrplu from that couutry. Northwest what roll hav to bern bvy, aud lb ao-ealled Wall trt luer. has besn reiKWd tu hv heu liquidating, l luar U dull, but tb dll of 10 to SO cent pr brrl lia tended to help sprt burlnrs. Th textll situation Is not alb'getb er clear. Cotton ha wkud tin lu creawd itock st tb Ht utb. War, or rthrr rumor of wr, Ut lesu lb chief subject of discussion In th inni and l-l trad tbl week, and to mm iteut lit" exrtl a de preulug ftVcl ou entimnl. New (Uiusiid at tin lint, huweter, I nn.er very tsrit. aud communis ss a whol ar healthy and v0 ptomlsiug. Tu labor outlook in lion doe not promt. well. Wheal, Intending flour, li!mnr.nW lot lb week wr 3,33l.orU tm-liels galU't 3,Oill,OU3 huthol last week. tttuiu Istlore In the Uutied Ktatel lor th week ending number Slftl, Rgsiud S33 last wk. Csnadian failure for th k num ber to, ginl 30 iol wk. PAClFlCrOASflRADE. Sulll Markrt. Onions, new yellow, to. Lettuce, hot "house, l.0d pet . I'otauw, new, lu-cis, per sack, H V(fl. Turnip, per sack, 1.00. Hiub o. Carrot, per ak, 75fl l'rutp. per sack, fl.00tlt.9S. Celery Mo do. Cbtge, uatlv ami California, Id per pounds. flutter -I'reamery, 80ij dairy, 1A lac; ranch. 10c tso pound. Cberea Uc. Kgg l.nrh, tic; Ftrn 13e. -poultry He; drtweed, native chick us. IJci turkey, loo. llsjf I'u.rt twund timothy, lV00i cholc fastaru WaaliiugUiu Uuioihy, fitt.no. Com Whole, 131.00; crack.!, f3Sj feci meal, 3I, llarley Uolled or ground, per Ion, 3U. flour I'ateut, per barrel, 13.40) blended trigbta, fits; taltkirni, la.toi buckwheat flour, 16.00; gra ham, per laurel, fS.15: whole wheat flour, iS.Jft; rv flour, 3.ho t.oo. MilUtuff Itntn, per lou, 116.00; short, per kn, 14.00. feed Chopped fee. I, f 19.00 per ton; middling, per Urn, f 43; oil cake meal, per lou. tun. 00. fresh Meals tliole dreaeed Iteet steer, price 7c;cows, 7c; mutton 7 V, pork, 7 'c; trimmed, 9c; veal, 1 1 u) Uo. I Urn Large, 1 1 '.'cj amalt, 1 1 ' ; breakfast bacon, Uc; dry Mil side, Sc. PertUftd Msrktt Wheat Wall Walla. Mtig&So; Valley, nominal; liluentam, 67 So pf bushel. ' " Flour Heel grade, f 3.40; graham, 13.60. OaU Choice white, 42o; choice gray, 4 lo per bushel, llarley feed barley, flft.BO brew ing, $16.60 ; er ton. Millstuffs Ilran, 115.60 ton; mid dling, $31; short, $18; chop, $18 pel tou. , Ily-Timtt).y,l2jt 13.60; clover.fi (8 .60; O.wtfou wild hsy, $ 7 per Urn. llutter Fancy creamery, tutfifio; store, 8!c. Kgg i'6o pur down. Cheese Oregon full cream, I Ho; Young America, Uo; new eheee luo per pouud. Poultry Chickens, mixed, . $3.00 per doxeu; hen, $4,00; spring, $2.00(88.60; geese, $tl.00((8.U0 dot; duck, $5.00($h.50 r dosou; turkey, Uv. lie per pound. Potatoes tOdtflOo per ack sweets, t Ho per ponnu. Vegetables Beets, $1; turulp, 76o; per sack; garlic. 7o par pound; cab bage, mo per pound; parauipa, Boo; onion, $l.6or3; carrot, 76c. Hops New crop, 13(fll4o par pound. . Wool Valley, 13at4o per pound; Eastern Oregon, 10(0 13o; mohair, 8S per ponnd. Mutton Gross, beat heep, wetben and ewe, $Hoi dressed mutton, flH 7o per pouud. Hogs tiros, choice heavy, $6.75i light aud feeders, $6.00; dressed, $6.606.60 per 100 pounds. Beef (Jrtms, top steers, fa.60i4.00; cow, $8.00(18.60; dreed beef, 00 7o per pouud. Veal Irgei ?07o; (mall, 8.'ia 9o per pouud. SsnFrsnclico Msrktt Wool Spring-Nevada, llffll8opei pound; Eastern Oregon, 1014o; Val ley, 16(3 17o; Northern, (J10o. Hops Crop, 1000, Uai7o. . Butter fancy creamery 30o; do seconds, 17o; fancy , dairy, 17 do seconds, Ho per pouud. Eggs Store, 32c; fancy ranch, 2flo. Mtllatnfls Middling, $17.00 20.00; l.ran, $14.60(315.00. Hay Wheat $l)(18Ji; wheat audi oat $0.00(913,60; bant barley $".50 alfalfa, $7.00(110.00 per tou; straw, 8647Xo per bale. Potatoes Oteg'tn Burbanks, $1.00; Salina 1 Burbauks, 86o$l.i5; rivei burbanks, 85 00o; sweats, 60U .LIl.tm Fro-t-Orauges, Valenoia, f3.768.35; Mexican limes, $4,000 6.00; California lemons 75c($l.60! do choice $1,75(83.00 per box. , . Tropical Fruits Bananas, $1.00(9 8.50 per bunch; plueapples, nom. Inal; Persian date, 6 3 6 We pat ponnd. r