The Hillsboro argus. (Hillsboro, Or.) 1895-current, November 23, 1899, Image 4

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    fHANKSOlVlNQ PUMPKIN PIES.
B B nay not b
tmmiI In hlntory,
theology aud that, i
Bhc but never paid
attention to a K
bn or A flat:
I know If m er
taln that th lao
ru In tb skte
Bar not tth-rnt
with her akill la
makioc lusclou
putupkla pica.
Bh baa new wor
r I t r over
que-tloB callaJ
obme.
mrtllM Of CV-
rtlnf b hai bad atrerifia to rnta;
h would cat a sorry aur 1 th social
Siradl ,
e loom a perfect parao coacoctlof
pumpkin plea.
Ber (glad has aeror waded taroufh tb lit
erature of gush.
Her cheek bare never rrlmtoaed other than
with watare' blirb.' .
Eh laa't versed la subtle ways sal faahloa
abk lies .
Bat she oeeb of a'l creatloa when she
; bulids pcDipkla plea.
She baa not applied (or Membership to any
eooktnt fad.
Sb ha arret murmured politics to atak
all nature aad
But rhe's mighty Intellectual la wrestling
with the ties
arrenndlnr the arranging of Thanksgiving
pumpkin pica.
AtfS Pooo'J Towcy-
cio ES, I come ant better with 'em
W thai I" expected," said Phoebe
Podd across the barnyard fence to
her neighbor, Mrs. Tripp, who said:
They's as fine a lot o' tarkeys as I ever
see, Miss Podd, and you'd great luck to
do so well with em. Turkeys are dread
ful hard things to raise. Don't you think
tor
"Tea, racy be; an I oVno as I shall
ever try It again. They need so much
eoddlin' when they're little things an'
they eat so much I doubt If It pays to
bother with 'em. .But I thought I'd try
It once jott to tee how 1 come out, an' I
didn't lose a single one. - One of 'em bad
the pips, too; but I coddled it through all
right"? , . - ;'
'.'Tou'U sell some of 'em at Thanksgiv
ing time. I sposef "" "
"Qb, yet.I callate on selling all but
that young gobbler; snVPm goin' to eat
hjni. I'm short of grain and it won't pay
me -to buy feed -for a lot bf -turkeys.
They'd eat their heads off In six weeks."
"Yet, I s'pote so. Who yon goin' to
have for comp'ny Thanktgvln,?"
"I ain't quite sure yet; bnt I guess It
won't be hard to git someone to come In
au' help eijt a plump, juicy young gob
bler like that.''
Wo Indeed. We're all goin'. over to
Hebron to eat dinner with my husband's
liter. " They're goin' to have a big fanV
ly reunion there, an' titter counts on bav
in' over forty to dinner1." ,.
"It must be nice to have that many
own folks," snid Miss Phoebe, with a
sigh. "Here I alri't got any kin at all."
"There's your cousin Thyrza," said
Tripp. ,
"j tfbn't count her as kin," said Phoe
be podd coldly, BU she manifested her
resentment of Mrs. Tripp's suggestion by
V
turning; about abruptly and walking Into
the house, while Mrs. Tripp walked down
the.Tjoujitry road toward her own home,
saying to herself: "If ever there was a
set, piece Phoebe Podd is one. There's
nobody on; earth. she'd ought to have and
he'd like to have help her to eat that
yeang firtbler-t Thyrza Deane and her
jy--nwy"s, but she'd die, Phoebe. Podd would,
V before the'd own up to it"
Miss 1 ouu uvea on a pronianie lime
(arm left to her by .her parents,' who had
Iso left her cash and stock enough to
make her one of the "best off" women In
the neighborhood In which the lived. She
lrvrd -alone, with the exception of a hired
Miss Podd and ber cousin Thyrza had
been mardHike' listers than cousins in
their Intimacy until trifling dlsagree-meirV-hio'n'ted
In their complete es
triBffnienC.'and It had been five yean
Incr thVhao ipoken to each other.
Mr.' Hesne had become a widow dur
ing these Br years, and she bad been re
duced from state of eaie and plenty to
ne of hardship and poverty. But those
feet bad apparently made bo difference
with Phoeb Podd, tor sb continued to
utterly ignore the existence, of her cousin.
"I'd like to se myself asking Thyrsa
Dean and her young ones to come and
helo me eat that turkey!" said Miss Podd
spitefully as she went Into her tootles
kitchen and baaged trie door oenina nor.
I've a frood mind never to speak to
Sarah Tripp again for mentioning the
name of Thyrsa Deane- to tner
Three data before Thanksgiving Miss
Podd engaged th services of Jane Gray,
a woman who "worked out" tn the neigh
borhood, and the two women dressed the
entire Book of turkeys for market after
Job. the hired man. had done duty as a
butcher.
The plump young gobbler alone was
spared, but his end was to com on
Thanksgiving day.
"Although It'd be a mercy to Kill uim
now," said .Mist roua 10 jane uray,
'he'll feel so lonely without his mates.
I'll have Job kill 'im early Thanksgiving
morning and put Mm in the Ice house to
cool off 'fore I roast 'Ira. an I don't think
I'll have any on here this Thanksgivtn .
I ain't feelin' right well an' I don't feel
able to .fuss 'round gcttin' up a big din
ner. I don't seem to have any Interest
In Thanksgiving thla year."
But her Interest was aroused when Job
came In on Thanksgiving morning, and
informed Miss Podd that the young gob
bler was not to be found.
"I've looked high and low for Im,
ma'am; an' he ain't to be found nowhere.
I've my s'piciont where he went.
"Too have? Well, why don't yoo comt
out in' say what you think?" asked Mist
Podd Irritably.
"I think he wat stolen, ma'am.'
"It looks tike It," said Misa Podd.
An' I've my t'picions who stole 'im."
"Whor
"Well, I met that oldest boy of the
Widow Deane's In the woods near your
barn last evening just at dusk an' be had
a white an' black turkey gobbler slung
over his shoulders. lie made off mighty
fast when he taw me. I never thought
anything about it until I come to look up
your turkey this morning, and couldn't
find him.
"And yon ain't seen my turkey since
yon saw Joe Deane with a gobbler like
mine on his back;
"No, ma'am. The last I taw of yonr
turkey was about 4 o'clock yesterday af'
ternoon when I see Mm goin' out toward
A THANKSG1VINQ HUNT IN YE OLDEN
the timber back o' the barn. It's my
opinion that the Deane boy swiped that
gobbler."
Miss Podd was In just the right mood
to be easily led to this same conclusion,
and her wrath knew no bounds when the
had finally decided that Job was correct
in his surmise.
"Yes," she said finally, "that boy nab
bed my turkey, an' he probably did It out
of pure spite. But then be had a great
uncle on the Deane side who was once
arretted for ttealln' an' the failin' hai
proh'ly cropped out In Thyrza's children.
But ibe'll with the'd raised 'em better
'fore night. I ain't crossed ber doorstep
for most tlx yean, but I'll cross it to
day an' tell her to her face what I think
of thit performance. I'll tell her some
thing that'll make that turkey tante
mighty bitter in her mouth, now see if I
don't!"
It was a raw, cold and tunlets day.
Miti Podd's anger bad made her forget
that she was not feeling well and soon
after noon she let forth from her own
snug and pretty home to visit the fur
from attractive and comfortable home in
which her cousin lived.
There had no money for repairs of
any kind on the Deane place and Mint
Podd relented a very little bit as fthe
noted the forlorn aspect of the place. But
the was determined to carry through
what the had undertaken. It wat unlike
the Podds to twerve from any fixed res
olution, and Miss Poild't face wore a
bard, grim, resolute look at the knocked
at the Deane's back door.'
"I'll face 'em when they're In the very
act of eatin' my turkey," she bud said to
Job. "I'll make that turkey change from
tweet to bitter in their mouths!"
Someone called out" "Come In," and
Mitt Podd entered the -Deane kitchen
just at Mrs. Deane and her five children
had tested themselves at a table on
which there was no tign of a turkey or of
a Thankxgivlng feast of any kind. A
plate of corned beef and a dish of boiled
potatoes were the chief dishet on the ta
ble. Mrs, Deane s surprise wben She saw
who her caller was was manifest in her
face.
"Why Cousin Phoebe!" the tnid.
Miss Podd'i sharp eyet took In at a
glance the poorly spread table and the
air of poverty the interior of the bouse
presented, and her first words wvre:
"Well, Thyrsa IHn, la una tne ow
Thanksgiving dinner you're able to
have?"
"Yea. It Is. Phoebe." said Mrs, Dean
with a blush. "It's so poor, Ihoebe, that
Put ashamed to ask you to share It."
Where t the turkey Joe brought home
last night T" asked Phoebe,
We sold It. It wat one be earned
huskiu' corn all day for Andy Telluw.
and w were too poor to keep it for our
selves, so I dressed It and Joe took It to
town after dark last night aud exchanged
IY'D BC MIKCI TO KILL HIM.'
it for things we needed more than we
needed the turkey.
There was silence in the room tor a mo
ment and then Misa Podd burst but tin
petuously:
"I ain't fit to live! No. I ain't! Pm
too miserably mean an' narrow contract
ed to be respectable even! Pm "
"tt'kr Cousin Phoebe. I "
"You jest keep still. Thyrsa. an' hear
me out! lou know what 1 come here
for? Hevf No. you don't, an' you ain't
mean-minded enough to guest! I com
here to accuse your boy Joe of ttealln' a
turkey from me I I
"Why, Phoebe "
"Ton keep still, Tbyris, an' hear m
out, an' then order uie out It you feel
TIME.
like It A young gobbler I had wat mlts-
in this mornln an Job, my hired ninn,
taw your Joe goin' home las' night with
a turkey on his back, an' I was mean
enough to make myself think it wat my
turkey, an' here you are entio' a Thanks-
givin dinner of corned beef an potatoes,
an' more thankful for it, I'll be bound,
than I am for all the good things I re g
in my cellar an' pantry! I'm so aihamcd
of myself!
"Why, Phoebe!"
"But this Is what you've got to do
Thyrza; you an' the children must go
right home with me an keep Thanksglv.
in . 1 11 kill a pair o' chickens an' we
make a big potpie like we bad the last
time you et your Thanksgivin dinner
with me. I've piles of pie an cookies an'
doughnuts an' a big pound cake all baked
up! You ve got to go, Thyrza, for the
take of old timest Come on an' welcome
to you all!"
There was no opposing Miss Podd an
in fifteen minutes they were all on the!
way to her house, the two cousins walk
ing arm in arm.
When they reached Miss Podd'i house
Job met them with a grin on his face.
That young gobbler'! a good one," said
Job. "I reckon be thought he'd bo tinnrt
enough to save bis neck. I found him
Just now in the shed room. The winder
was up an' I reckon he flew In there la
night an' he found it so comfortable he
concluded to itay right there, 'tpethly us
there was a bag of corn there.
."Well, you gt bis head right off an'
put him In the ice house to cool off," tald
Mist Podd. "Our dinner'II be late, Thyr
sa, but I'll let out a good lunch to kind
o' stay our ttummflkt an' then you an' I
will pitch in an' git up one o' the reg'lar
TbankKgivln' dinners like wc used to git
up 'fore we was geete enough to fall out.
But we've fell In again, as it were, an'
it won't be my fault if we don't ttay
friends the rest of our days." Detroit
Free Prest.
Why School 1 Closed.
Teacher And now, Johnny, tell me
why school will be closed on Thanksgiv
ing day?
Johnny So that we may have something-
to be thankful for. School Board
Journal,
'.I ! V ' ' a; I
Tn 58 Java not & scran of food or
nouriahmr-ut o( any kind rad the
Uta of Milton Kathtmu, or Mount r
nou. N. Y. When ho beiian hi volun
tary fast ha welghod 210 pound; hit
alutintmo cauwxl tit Iota ol 4'J poutm
nd it ha ctmd him uo apparent iu
Jury. rilt Mar Contrr.ltln.
Tl 8rt ftarvlee turt uiuarthstl
nuttier band of vmilrtitr ami uml
qttantttrof rtoiriis l 11. which arecle vrly
nniilnl. Thiiiir of -reat valtts art) li
ny .elected for Imitation, notably IIim
ltor' rUoiiiai-h. Hitlers, which has many
tmitntt.ra hut no ninli for diaonler tike
Imlifc'Mtkm, ilyrMi ami cotiliMtllun.
Street car drivers in
Skagway,
A lacks, are paid $4 a day.
I twtlev I'lso' Cure t tit mil mull-
cine that will rur oiniintilu.m. Anna
Koss, WillieiiiRport, !., Hov. U, to.
rinniliing is taught
iu the London
trades school.
Mothera will find Mrs. Winslow'a Sooth.
big Svrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Evolution f an Ocean.
THE KKW PACIFIC Hy Hubert
Howe lUmcroft.
The eveuta of the past year, in the
war with Spain and the acquisition of
now domain, renultinn in a revival of
tntile and phcuontoual industrialism,
invent with frtwh intermit the Pncitlo
ocean, round which cluster so many
crowning incidvittx.
The author beylm his work with
sketch of the war with Spain, the
causes which lel to it and the rwultwiit
isuos, as preliminary to tho glimpse
of history aud (loavriptkm of tho conn
trio in aud around the Pacitlo, their
rooources, coiiiiuerco, climate, mines
and manufactures, with a glance, at the
old-time tr.tftlo iu trinkets and furs, ou
account of tho importnut voyages of
circumnavigation, science and tliavov
ery, the great gold gathering, and
kindred topics. The Itaucrolt Com
pany, publuthera, 156 Fifth Aveuup,
Jew Yt rk City.
n. . - ti . ..1 l.i
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11 UUII (PIU WIK'IH HB'UIU UUI ll"
tiflcial teeth He aay. Ihey enab'.e .fI
r.n. toet inoat and natnro in-,
tended them to eat only soft fiMHl, I
heathettethdtp ou It is a " -
'K uiuniuiy veguuiuie iuwj euuuiu .
WklUI,
A recent government census of India,
contains a remarkable statement in ref
erence to youthful marriages. There
are in that country 0,016,751) girls be
tween 5 and 0 years of age who have
been or are wives. Over 170,000 of
them are widows.
1 '
You are costive, and nature is under a conslant strain to relieve the condition. This causes a rush of blood
to the rectum, and before long congested lumps appear, itching, painful, bleeding. Then you have piles. There
are many kinds and many cures, but piles are not curable unless you assist nature in removing the cause.
CASCARETS nuke effort easy, regulate and soften the stools, relieving the tension, and giving nature a chance
to use her healing power. Piles, hemorrhoids, (istul.i. and other rectal troubles yield to the treatment, and
Cascarets quickly and surely remove them forever. Cc.Vt b persuaded to experiment with anything ebel
1-'" "I nBrr4 the sorters ef fke "J.
x X "T of atamnaxi eita pnitrurtlng 111 ira brought oa not
f f ,f w itn 1 oooatluetloe 0h nt-h I ea slltlotod for -
y r ' twati'v tain I raa airoa four CAfK'A. P
X ff 'v 111 'h KKTJ In the tnwn o Nfll. U. nd doe
I -if J I I sf"fouart snvUiliig to eouaj Ibam. Te-eaf .
II If I I j m nllrlJ Irao I rum pi in and faat Uhe .
SsVa ANNUAL SALES, 6.000.000 BOXES.
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THE TABLET
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CA8CABITS art abtslatsly aarmlMi, a sorely viUtl tamtosad. mmrUI 6r otkat ttlaertl tm-eouwa la CateanU. Ditcarstt anmi.tlr, .nKtlr.ty nil ptnuMtlr
ear rrary dltoroar ol tk Stomach, Uvtr nJ Iatcttlnea. Tkr not ssly car eaniupattoa, but eomet aay aa4 rrtry lona el lrrf uUrity t ttow.l . IscMlac 4UrthoMn4 4yanUry.
Plutaat, salaUhl, potoat. Tattt food, do good. H.tar ilckeB, wtks r Jrlp. B tar yo t th gsasla I BawarttflmlUtiaaisialMb.tlut.it Bay bot ol CASCARKTI
t-4y, as If at plMStd la every tt.pMt, fat your monty back I Writ ua l booklst tad Itae uoala I Addt.i STKRLIRO RBMHOT COMPART, CUICAOO J HIW I0RK.
TftAOK MARK. I
CURES RHEUMATISM.
By th Introduction In tb medlcsl field, nl our mmt wonderful "ft I1ROPH," a la(ty nl
lneatlmahle value baa lwen liequeathi d tu mankind. Huffarliiv liuinsnlty la no louirur at tin
mT.7 of dlaesse which have alwaya dcfteil th aklil of the uie.ll.-al iriilaliin, for now "r
liltof'H" ilcflca tlii ae dlHesaea, and haa rnlitie.l thoin of their terror, Tula I. truly a (l.nl-alrcii
n-medy, y.-t liiv.-nU:d by mnn for the ben.-lltof anfforlnK rnortiih, and will ho Iihh.IM down t.i
com I UK Ktli.-ratl.ma aa tha, ...oat wonderful production In rm-illral led-nendurlnK the Nlm-tci-ntli
Century. Thla ri-tnt-dy la poalllvely curlt.it mors people dally than all other renu-dlea e. un
billed. We ehiillense the womt c.aaa of Kheuiiintlani In all it. form., ('Hturrh, Nurals;la,
AaEinna, i.a iiri nuo sinareu niaea(ta
poaltlvely cured In abort tlsie mny who were
walk br the uau ol criiu he. slid aitll niliera who
die. TI1I1 It 110 uxsgiierttlon. We hay the
more too.
S UltOI'S" noaltlvelv cure the following dl.eaaes: TtllEUM ATISM, NKIIK A I,fl f A ,
HCtATMA, DVSI'ICI'HIA, HACK ACIIK, HAY-FKVKIt, V. ATA Itltlf , NI.KKI'I.KHN
N KHH, NKItVIIDHNKMH, HKAKT WKAKNKHH, TOOTH ACIIK, KAItACHK, CKKKP
IN(i NlfUHNEf4H, I1HONCIIITIH, I.I V Kit arid KIIINKY ItlNKANKH, ami wliera one
la cured by thla rDMly, they atay cured of thane dlanea, for It fortifli-a the ayatem BKivluat any
future attack, "A UKOI'H" la the name and live drops the doao. I.ari).. bottle (WK) do.-a) pre
puld by Mall or Kxproas, ft .OU, or tlx IkiUIi'I for f.K). Ha in pie hottlea, rcHlnr price, Aid., but fur
the next thirty day from the date of thla paper, we will aud .ample boitlea upon receipt ol Inc.
each. No oue cau appreciate thlt wonderful remedy until thev try It. Write today. Agent
wanted, BWANSON KlltCIf M Al'IV ( l ltK COMl'ANV,
160-1U4 K. Lake Street, Chle.igo, III.
PORTLAND DIRECTORY.
Kenee and Wlr Hi.rlil,
POKTMNI) IV I UK A IKON WOKKH: WIKK
and Iron lencliiK! orlice railing-, etc. it U A l.ler,
Machinery and Sii,lla.
CAWRTON A CO.i K NO INKS, IIOII.KKH, MA
clnnery.aiippllea. 4H-MI First Ml., Fortland.Or.
JOHN POOLIC, Portlard, OnEnnit.
can L-iveyou the bent bitritalni In general
iiiaclilnery, englnei, boilers, tank, pumps,
plows, belta and windmill. Th new
tteel IXL windmill, sold by blm, ll tin
equalled. L LSI I AILS,
faatea Good.
Couiih HrniD. Taatea Good. Lao
In time. Hold by drumflata.
Climate, Smacrf Bad Nature's Baal
tarlum. Scenery, altitude, sunshine and air,
constitute the factor which are rapid
ly making Colorado the health aul
pleasure grounds of the world.
Here the sun shine 857 days of the
average year, aud it Mends with the
crisp, electric mountain air to prtxIfeHt
a climate matehles in the known
world. No pen r.ta portray, no hruah
can picture the iaJetio grandeur of
the scenery along the line of the lVnver
A Klo (irande Itallroad tit Colorado.
Parties going Fast should travel vitt
tills line which is known all over tho
world as the Hcetilo Line of the world.
For any information regarding rut on,
time table, etc., call ou or adilrota It.
C. Ntehol, general agent, 851 Wash
ington street, Portlaud, Or., or any
agent of the O. K. A N. Co., or rkiutli
era l'acltlo Company.
Improved Train ttqiitiment.
The O. It. A N. and Oregon Short
Lin have added a buffet, smoking and
library car to their PorilHiid-Clilongo
tliiongh tiain, and a dining car lervicM
h been Insiiifiinraled. Tlia train ia
equipped with the latest' olutlr car,
day coaches and luxurious fiist-vlase
' and ordinary tleepms. Dheol connec-
!... .1.... i.i. t,..i
lion matt i viranger witu union i
citlo, and at Ogden with Klo Urande
line, from all points in Otegon, Wash
ington and Idaho to all Euiiein cilice.
For information, rates, etc., rail on
any O. K. A N. agent, oi add rest W.
II. Iltirlburt, General Pattvliger Agent,
I I'iiiiUii.I
The oyster crop of Chtwapeake bay
diminishes eaoh year.
j TO Cl'KK A COt.n IN ONK PAY-
I Take Laxative Hromo Quinine TaldetM.
I All druggists refund the uiuuey if it
! fails to cure. K. W. Urove'a slguature
is on each ikx. 25c.
The bicycle worker and kludred
crafts of Munice, lud., have formed a
local organisation of the trade.
Phot-pa horn i used for horseshoe. In
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&mlM the Unrl, V0M tooU mUtlo of
cwml'g ekiUt
A novel advertising acheme bag lxon
devised by a linn in Ceylon to popular
ise a certain brand of whiskey. An
aeronaut ascends in a balloon, and from
a great height drop sample bottle of
whiskey attached to miniature parachutes.
File
aaaSaiaa,aaaw J a 1
I Atchison
irflaWBoLk, a.
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35c SAMPLE BOTTLE 10c. FOR NEXT 30 DAYS.
A MARVELOUS DISCOVERY
In Medical 8cler.ee, Wonderful,
Astonishing, Yet
True.
NEURALGIA AND SCIATICA.
aa a m;hi oi witaiinia remedy wiiiuo, it ti
hid - rl.l.len for yew, ntlier who could onlv
had been itfVen lib by eointieti nt iilivalt-laua tii
evliloiiue Iu our pot.i atlon to prove all wo any and
and Mania Lantern Ilnrnaln Mat
No. 16 now reridy for iiihIUiik,
T. P, ANIiltKWB, 109 Montgomery
Bt.; Ban Kruiicisco,
25c.
MT. ANGEL
25c
Benedictine Salve.
Experience of Many Year Clearly Doni
Oliatmte. the Urent Kfflcleney of
1'hla Molinent. I'ltatpnld,
5o alios. Ad.lreaa
Benedictine Priory. Mt. Angel, Or.
NEW OHI.IANB, I,ft., Nov. 8, 1HIIH.
Rov. Father Kneloai d And money order for
another box oi your naive, t nnu n very good
Indeed, and try not to be without It.
1' A'l KICK (iAKKV, Itii Bolivar fit.
)ot:iaviM.K, Ky Jan. 19, Ihwi.
Rev. Father I Hnd your Halve to be the beat
Balve that 1 ever tiaed,
PH. BUUUUVERI, 742 B, Walnut Bt
SALT LAKE CITY.
Aa Impertaal retr la Traateeall
neulal Trl.
No oue erowiiiig the continent cau
afford to cut Halt Uke City from h
route. The attraeliona ol the place,
Including the Mormon Temple, Talr
nacle and Church Institutions, the
tireatr'alt Ik deader and denser
tbau the lVad Kea in the Holy Und
the pIcUiremitie environment and the
warm aulphur aud hot spring, are
greater to the atiusre yard Uuiu any lo
cality on the American conmiem.
Tli Ulo lirande Western Hallway,
connecting on the Kast with the Ih.n
ver A Ulo Grande and Colorado Mid.
land Hallways and on the West with
the Southern Paetllt) (I'ontrai wmwi
and Oregon. Slmrt Line, i the only
trnnscoutinetnal line passing directly
through Salt Uko t'lty. n ""
tl.niiiifh Kalt tjikn Cltv via the Klo
(inmde Western Hallway i fammi all
the year round. Ou account oi mo
etptable climate of Utah and Colorado
it in just a popular in wittier as iu
summer. Send Jo to J. D. Mansfield,
2-i3 Washington St., Portland, or lieo.
W. lleinta, Acting lienoral I'sswiiger
A,., .nt. Knit Lake Cltv. for a copy of
"Salt Uko City the City of the
Saluta."
Are Vmi lining KtT
If to, you should tee that
Timr ticket remit via the
dro.it liiiek laliiiul route.
and vmi will get III best.
Pullman palaoe sleeping cat, elegant
teolltilng olialrcatt "ftee." and llbiary
btilTtit cat on all through trains. Het
dining ear service In lite world. Popu
lar petonally conducted exouteltiie
ones a week to all poltil Fat. "oi
full particular call on or addreas any
ticket agent, or A. K. COdl'KH.
O. A. P. l., C U. A P. Hy., 10
Washington slreot. Portland, Or.
American comint"toner for foreign
niMon have expended. t!l.
pat year.
A funeral prooemlon a mllo In
lein;th, comprised of IkmH and their
occupant, wa lately witnessed in
Shannon, Ireland. The deceased had
Uhu a fartner iu Athloue, and bis body
was convoyed by water to the cemetery
at Claiitnacnolii, his frteud and rela
tive following iu boat.
A despicable wretch, employed as
watchman in a Chicago livery stable,
cut oft the tail ol forty horse iu one
nhdil and mid the hair for I'J.OO. Hy
till rascally deed the value ol tho
home was decreased f 1,0(10.
v.lotx.
BUY THE GENUINE
SYRUP OF FIGS
... at AU?A0TORD BT ...
CALIFORNIA Fid SYRUP Cii.
irHOTITHggAlli, (
Deep-Seated Diseases,'
Ruoh aa Ithetimatlam, and dlaeaant nopiillaf to
women, tciulru blood purifier that purlfl.f).
floore's Revealed Remedy
Will rlvslmmedlatc relief almoat In evr vase
- Iteurea If tnkeii resnlarly oniUulllglent lime.
Yon Can't Mate i Mistake bj Taking the
JsSfe
roI S ,? Tf. ,avorile ,hf0UILh Dining Car
and Buffet-Library Car Litwlatt.
, rii"(!Ar,ill-7 1'"'1,"'!"11 "A! 0,1 " i1ir.t
,,K'NAoKvVi4iiY,rK'ruN'o-A'
124 Third Street, Portland, Qb.
f OI.U AGKNUV
Worthlngton
team Pump
and Water
Mete re.
Pumplni I'luntt ot
Any (Jtpaclty.
1 ....(. .. m. .......a.
80 t 8H Vint Mrmtt, V.r ,".d, "ii. "
Maehlnery-All Kinds.
LADE ES 1 "vMn,,tl11)' nwilalnrflANNOTFAir.
u r.vn. oira. II, KOWUII,
, Milwaukee. WTa:
SURE CURE FOR PILES
I'll., ara c.irai bj Dr. Bosankn'a Vila !
Jar at drur.u or aaut ,t mail. Traallaa fa W.fi
B. team our aaH. mkiStSU!
44 The Best is
Cheapest
t0
B'f Urn this from ttfrltrkl M eit'i
dtp'lmnt of lift. Good duthti tt nunt
stnteitbtt W mxtr th hngttt, dJ
foti ghvs th M nutrntnt. Com
rntdkmt, Hood4 1 S4Hrrtl, it th fvif
tnj (httptst, btctuit 0 curti, ibsrfuit!)
CURES, xvhtn a7 othin fail.
For au lmttr a balky horse In Ito.ton
delayed trallto by Imlditlg up a linn of
thirty trolley car. Mating pa-r wu
held under the animal' nwi and vnrl.
otts other mean adopted to stint tin
refractory creature. At taut, when tlm
iMtitetiU of a soda ilplmn were npiiitmi
into hi ear, he darhed off at a lv .
in I utile gait.
loo ittttvAitit at oo.
Th rler et this tlf will tx Hair,l to
wn tli Hi" I t li-s.t one dl. d. . U-m
ilmt seitnee lis l-n td to uib iu ai la
tiu, V"l It'! lcirib. IUII'si sUnlii uia
U llio.mlj I-Mltivniurii anuwu in llio Uir.li. a
loipflilijr. I stank lU' wnmiluil,uii ,),,.
m, riil"t a eiiti.tftitilin4 tritn..ui,
llall'tirrlt fur Utak-n lulvrnallr, i ilti
dirily iihh th tii.l u. ibii..hi. ,
ol Uie lnm, tlirmliji tinimriHt tin, .,C,.
linn nl lh diu', and lrln iha .arni
iritth by Lull. III. a tt lh e..n.tituii.iu auj
dialing nature tn il.-ing Ha ..i, 1i, ,,
xllra l.ato ail lu.u'ii fault hi in r.ii.i,,,
Ikiwis that lliry i.ft. r i lliiii-U.) iHihaia
ot iir faa tl.al It itilakieuru. SvuJ let l.
ol l,tlmulitaia. A.l ltma
r. it iiKNisr a co., Tuini,., o.
Muld h rtreeslata, JJt.
lUU'a rml! I'llla a. lliJat.
Street railway employe of t'lmtta.
nixtga, Teun., n-eu'ly forme.1 a tuiL.ti,
and all were discharged In ontiaeipu-ui-e,
flTt riniaittlrt'Mrr.l. f. Siaot ifvnj
Tile flr U aaa ( i.r. Kll.w a-aaaSa
Narv li..i .if. M I K K es.uo i, .1 J
b-.i.i. a-l imim H t. II It, k.LtJlu, U0.,a3
AtvS al , t'blUHWIvbl. I"a.
TI10 pliinilHr of Chattantatga, Tmiu.,
have settled on a iilno-htmr tiny, with
f 160 per day a a minimum
Mr. J. Waaltbtirn, of Watertown,
MaS., ptlt laollie lime lU a Nil l In tO
lack tt, and after pouring hot water
ujoti it, tightly cliMeit the taittln. Iu
few minute) there a tliund.-Miig
expliwlott, cutting Iter face with the
Hying gla and burning her eye with
th lime water.
A fatal In I I pointed out to tailor
tn an engine houae in Macon, lis. Four
melt died aamtt after occupying It and
one of tt latest occupant declare thst
the ghoat of one of the dead lir.Mii.-n
laid his Icy band upon him, and ho be
lieve that he i toon to ju bint.
Wc.
25c 50c
DRUGGISTS
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PARTER'SlflK
I'ai-il hv tn lltli.it
Furc proof of lla .H;iliiy.
fw JMfnt.ln i.lalB,aa.l.it.'l..i
a.-.!; t..r ll... ii.M.a,r..iimii.a i
lara ana Tuuu niala ul Int. hrLS
r l r i- mil
rrencn remam ri"
I'ntlewl try ihtHlwtrttlf "l Mllrffv1 if f
fl m ty i In til..., While ami Tint, Taknu.n
K..I.I ll
tiv II ilruuirleiBiln nit Utl Ihilswrn"
ruou urus L
Urus Co., Sal IM iwl uu, Maw V.
DR.GUNH'S
IMPROVED
LIVER
IblBV
ONI FOR A DOSE, """'"'.i'
tnd l..h,la, Itrn.i.ta Tlmiilea ai.. I'.irlff
Blood, Aid lilK.lloiiainlPraviil lllllninnMa. W
nut Mrlpa i.r Ml, . n. Toeouvlnr vmi, wa will null
r.n n . r... nr r.. , it.i. miNAnahv
fhllailn.. Hr.un. M.,1.1 hv I iruirirl.ia.
Ruptur
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II Ileal IV fnf .
con 11 U-ii tl a v
lv. (initreM)
0, H. WOOUAnii a CO., 108 Hoond II., Ptrlli"
YOUNG MEN!
Vnr II.M.rrl,,,.. .,. I.Ia.,1 u, .l,t'. ( Iknr Mr-'''1"1' 2
la tha l.Nl.V m...ll..li. wl.l.-Tl will eur,ea.'h am' "J
eaan. Nil (!AMK1 hmiwn It lia er felled to ''VriH
limttar how a.-H.i.m or u? how lm h0o..1I..K. ,'" ;
fn.m lla uaa lfl at.iiilli you. H la alwel'ih r tmm
Jl-avrMa rtrl.-t.iro. anil nail Im Iskaa wlttin.it l Z,
blenm- anil detention fr.ni. tuialnea. 1'KH '"-eJ "'IZ
aala by all rellal.le dr..mlti., c.r awil rrmld U ow"""
Itlaluly wraiioad, on ii.....iit nl nrlei., by , ut
. l'aiiKolliaiOAl,0OCW.,
vutroutr bhumhi ob reiiuaat.
All fAte uniinDfTlla
tla. !!!,, f,r,...n;Hg
I lo airlular..
terra's
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