.1.- - Highest of n in Leavening Power. Latest U.S. Gov't Report AntOVDXEMX PURE MY PHANTOM. There! a wrinkled old nu called Car With thin and ecragly hair. Who stands by my side all day And follows me everywhere. In the nisrht I wake with a start I find him there at my bed; I'm chilled by his stony gaw, And my prayers are left unsaid. When I stretch my hands toward the UgM And the promise bow seems near, I shudder in sudden dread As I see this ghost appear. Bis cheeks are sunken with sge His eyes are hollow and dim; Eis breath I breathe In the air, And I'm growing to look like him. Go where I will or may, This old man holds me fast, And so it will ever be As long as my life shall last. Leontine Stanneld In Opera. A PLAGUE OF PARIS. WELSH SUPERSTITIONS. They With Associate Spectral Hounds Mountain Storms. One of the many carious superstitions of the Welsh peasantry is that of Cron Annwn, or "the spirit bounds of the air." When a storm rages over the mountains of Wales, the peasant will tell you that his ear can discern the howl of the Cron Annwn mingled with that of the wind, but sufficiently clear and distinct to admit of no mistake of What it is. These "spirit hounds," he tells you, are the spectral dogs which hunt the souls of the dead, or which foretell, by their expectant cry, the approaching death of some person of evil deeds. Few, of tnose wno preteuu tun umj rn readily distinguish H.tt j hunting naVr"t-,' ''" . ff- Z-mem a Ch wSi '- tdey say, "who would -i until snch specters dawned upon Xijp "- the sight?" They are described by Fali- esin, and also in the "Mabinogion," where it is said they are of a clear, shin ing white, with red ears. The above seems to be the universal description, and on that account the author of "Mythology of the Ancient Drnids" gives it as his opinion that they are really "mystical transformations of Druidish priests, with their white robes ' and red tiaras. " In the popular superstitions of Ire land, where a similar belief in spectral bounds exists, they are said to be "jet black, with eyes and teeth of fire. " Old Con McMichael, who murdered 20 per sons in the early part of the fifteenth century, and who got rid of his victims by burning their bodies, is said to have been eaten by spectral dogs "that could be seen high in the air awfully rending and tearing his flesh." One of the pecul iarities of the Cron Annwn, according to the Bev. Edmund James, is that the farther away they are the louder their cries appear, the sound decreasing as they draw near. Pittsburg Dispatch. The Wild Dog of the Days of the Relf. of Terror. So many startling events happened from day to day during the reign of terror that the apparition of wild dogs iu Paris is commonly overlooked. But it was quite natural The greater part of those grandees who fled or went in to hiding kept dogs, and very few of them were able to make any arrange ment for the poor beasts when they left borne. The dogs, abandoned, took to the streets, of course, and shortly they be gan to congregate iu two packs, one oc cupying the Champs Elysees and one the Bois de Boulogne. Soon they became publio danger. Curly le pokes fun at Santerre, the brewer, who proposed a law that all dogs should be banged ; he had not noticed the paragraphs iu the newspapers telling how people had been attacked in the Champs Elysees. At length the situation became really grave, as is easily understood when thousands of starving animals have to find subsistence in a starving city. Many of them were wolf hounds and of pow erful fighting breeds. So in September, 1793,- drastio measures were taken against the Champs Elysees pack. Two battalions of the national guard surrounded the area, leaving a gap to ward the Rue Royale, while multitudes of ragamuffins beat the cover. The game was- driven up the Rue Royale to the Plana PnvalcL wlinrn tronna "1 FICTION AND MORALS HALL CAINE POINTS THE MORAL WAY IN THE NOVEL. A Pie For the "Moral Nude In notion." Hugo, Tolstoi aad Scott the Ortest Nov elists of This Century The Writer's Aim the Great Test. Before the Nineteenth Centmy elub, in New York, the other evening. Hall Ciiine, the novelist, delivered a literary sermon. His subject was "Moral Re sponsibility In the Novel and the Drama," and his treatment of it was a plea for liberty of conscience in fiction. The audience saw before them a man apparently about 40 years old.of medium height, rather slender and witn some thing of a stoop in the shoulders that suggested years of sedentary occupation. The tawny hair and beard were the first things noticed about the face; then the tremendous domelike forehead asserted its pre-eminence. So broad is the novel ist's forehead that the whole face seems to slope away from it sharply. The eyes are well set and expressive, and tne lace, as a whole, one of extreme sensitiveness and nervous power. This impression of nervousness is borne out by the hands, which are long, fine and instinct with constant expressiveness, althougn male tw41 . 'IllH vnei8 dogs lay in .1 L-' rf" " "A certain Gaspardin received orders to clear them away, and he, short of means, applied for the royal equipages. It was a timoly jest, greeted with ap plause. So M. Gaspardin packed the dead dogs neck and heels in gilded coaches as full as they would hold and made a state procession through delight ed Paris. Pearson's Weekly. HIS GRACE'S SUSPENDERS. PRIMITIVE FERRIES. Hew Travelers ta the Osark Country Cross the White River. The navigators of the White river have no quarrel with the bridge build ers. From Newport, below Bates ville, for 800 miles, not a pier profanes the channel Transportation from side to side is by ferry. There is a Mossing ev ery mile or two. Quaint and primitive some of the methods are. Most of the ferryboats are smalL flat bottomed HIGH, LOW JACK! Fine ice means very cold weather, tlieo comes a high old time in skating rinks and skating ponds, on slides and rides, and we go home tired and overheated. It's the same old story of cooling off; off with wraps and on with all sorts of aohea and pains, rheumatic, neuralKio, sciatic, luui bagic, including frost-bites, backaobe, even toothache. They who dance must pay the piper. We outupjaok and are brought low by our own folly. What of it, the danna will soon, all the same. It is sen- craft, without railings on the side, or gates at the ends. At a few of the most frequented north and south roads a ca ble has been stretched from the tree tops high enongh to escape the steamboat chimneys. The boat is attached by ropes, bow and stern, to a pulley run ning on this cable. When one line is lengthened to give the boat an angling direction with the stream, the cer wnioa aaa ssiea ew km holes ta her res," ahl,B she best BfeVSMl Of the sorronmUng ooualrr treated, aad proaoaaeed la- curable, JnerjaTwiaaewsr and sunt had died af all suoh aches and Bains separately or col lectively, and the ory it on with the dance. I saw a lordly Briton In a moat unstemly pet. Quote I, "Are you DunrsYeu?" And he answered, "No, uot jet." A SINGULAR FORM OF MONOMANIA, slowly carries the load over to the op posite bank. Snch a labor saving appli ance, however, is iu use very sparingly. Most of the ferrying is done by hand with the pole and sweep. As the Ozark country traveler approaches within hail ing distance of the bank he begins to let his voice out with : "Ooov-er!" v In the course of time there la an an swering : "Whoop-eel" The ferryman conies slowly down the bank, with his brother, or his son, or with somebody else's son whom he has persuaded it is great fuu to help run a ferryboat. Travelers in the Ozark coun try have often commented on the dis proportionate frequency with which the boat is at the bank opposite to that approached. And ferrymen all agree that by a strange perversity the travel is from the direction necessitating a trip across and back to collect one fare. There is time enongh to meditate on this problem while the ferryman slowly There is a class of people, rational enough tu current other respeots, who are eertalnly monomaulacs In dosing themselves. They areooustautly try' Ing experiments upon their stomachs, their bowe.s, their livers and their kidneys with trashy nostrums. When these orient are really out of order, 11 they would only use Hostel ter's Stomach Bitters, they would, It uot hopelessly lusaue, perceive Its superiority. Bseon That lawyer yon recommended ta not a man of his word. Kbert Why uotT "He told me that I could talk Ireely to mm, ana look at ibe btu he's sent met DON'T TOBACCO SPIT OR TOUR LIFK AWAY BMOKK Is (he truthful, startling title of a book about ! No-To-Bac, the harmlvM. gnarauteetl tobacco habit cure that braoes up ntcotoulsed nerves, : eliminates the nicotine poison, makes weal . men galu strength viKor and manhood. You run no physical or financial risk, as No To Bsc is sold by druggists everywhere nnderagna ren tes tu mint or mounv refunded. Book free. Address Sterling Keuiedy Co., New York or Chicago. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CVUKD ii,i.l Boles his frail oraft atona the J fcV jyj-me distance w"' t ?7 . i i'time to think of By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased Dortion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an inHamed conditionojth and when told fh eminent srwall;U ol hew York, undW whoeeti-ejt-ment she wjpla elsred her eeaewss hosweaa, AU treatment baring U led. no was -r .A,i 8. S. S. was reeommessaed. and eera, her a Our treatise aasa will be any address. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, IS led. 'astonishing as It mar iTefow bottles Owed sound and well. this daw tree m BtaV JI SKIRT E Iff Guarantee si from wearing r" take any bine VELVETEEN BINDINGS skirt edges rout. Don't take any binding unless vou see "S. H. ft 11." on the lube! no matter what anybody tells you. If your dealer will not supply you, we will. . Send lcnJnls ' ' ' Weighting Silk. Some improvements in the treatment of silk are noted. Ordinarily silk is "weighted" by depositing tannate of tin on the fiber; the material receives a bath of tannic acid and then another of perchloride of tin, a repetition of this being made until an increase of the weight amounts to from 15 to 20 per cent, beyond which it is not considered safe to go in the case of silk intended to be dyed light shades or to be bleached. Recently a German inventor has brought forward a process in which silica is the weighting agent la carrying out this method three steps are described. First, the silk, raw or in any stage of manu facture and either before or after dye ing, is worked for an hour in a bath of perchloride of tin ; then, after squeezing and washing, it is worked in a warm solution of water glass or Eoluble sili cate of soda for about an hour, followed by washing, having also been previously passed through a solution of phosphate of soda. The operation may be repeated again and again with no harmful effect on the fiber or on the subsequent dye ing, and in five operations the silk may be increased in weight some 100 to 120 per cent. The silk is now soaped, and, if already dyed, is cleared in an emul sion of olive oil and acid. New York Bun. Batching Eggs on a Fire Engine. A good story is told concerning the members of the fire brigade in a certain town not far from Hastings. On one oc casion it appears a fire broke out in the town, and a resh was naturally made for the fire engine, which was always kept on the premises of one of the in habitants. When the men attempted to take the engine out, however, they were met with the ezolamation from the ous todian : "Hi I ye can't take that out. I've got a ben sitting on there, and you'll break her eggs." Tradition avers that the men, seeing the force of this argument, instantly withdrew, and the fire was put ont by means of pails of water drawn from a neighboring welL Pearson's Weekly. Happiness. If you cannot be happy in one way, be in another. This facility of disposi tion wants but little aid from philos ophy, for health and good humor are almost the whole affair. Many run about after felicity, like an absent man hunt ing for his hat while it is in hand or on his head. Sharp. A teaspoonful of bicarbonate of soda is an excellent remedy for sick headache or nansea. It is also best to keep in a horizontal position. Chloroform is also recommended, from five to ten drops on a lump of sugar being the amount to be taken. ' . It cannot be denied that outward ac cidents conduce much to fortune's favor opportunity, death of others, occasion fitting virtue but chiefly the molding of a man's fortune is iu his own hands. -Bacon. : Said a little boy who, during a visit to Florida, was obliged to drink con densed milk, "Mamma, I just wish that condensed cow would die 1" Amor JnftuV ' Clever Ruse by Which Wellington's Auto graph Was Secured. It is well known that toward the lat ter years of the Duke of Wellington's life it was next to impossible to coax or wheedle his autograph out of him. All the stratagems used to get a reply from him to letters failed ; he either did not answer them at all or directed his pri vate secretary to do so, and thus the fa mous signature of ' ' Wellington ' ' became a rarity highly prized by collectors. Adtodos of this Answers tells of a London lady who had an album gar nished with the autographs of most of the great men of the day, but wanted that of the "Great Captain." She men tioned her distress to a friend, a certain Mr. H., and a few days after be, to her great surprise and pleasure, brought her a note from the hand of the victor of Waterloo. It ran thus : "Field Marshal the Duke of Welling ton never ordered a pair of braces of the Messrs. Simpkin. If F. M. the Duke of Wellington had ordered the articles, he could not forget it. F. M. the Duke of Wellington always pays for his braces. " This was a very odd document for a lady's album, but its authenticity was undoubted, and it therefore found the best place in the interesting collection, The way in which this singular note was elicited was this: Mr. H. filled up one of the bankruptcy court forms and signed it, informing the duke that in winding up the affairs of Messrs. Simpkin he (the assignee) found on their books the sum of 6s. 6d. due by his grace for a pair of braces, which he requested the duke would im mediately pay or have paid. Mr. H. 's ruse was founded on pure fiction, but it succeeded. Factory Buildings. One of the most perplexing problems that the mechanical engineer or the su uerintendent of a manufacturing estab lish'ment encounters is the dovetailing of new buildings upon old ones so as to work in harmony with them and at the same time introduce such improve' ments as may be necessary. Frequently half a dozen buildings are erected on a large plot of ground, each building fac ing in a way that seems most conven lent at the time and without any particu lar reference to the others. When the establishment has grown so that the available ground area must be nearly covered over with buildings and each one must, either by shafting or belting, be connected with its neighbor or with some central source of power, then the trouble arising from lack of harmony in the original structures makes itself felt in a most aggravating manner. It seems sometimes as though trouble had been created on purpose by those who first erected the shops, so aggravating and uncompromising do the buildings ap pear. The moral therefore is that in putting up a shop it is well to think a long way ahead and to. consider at least some of the most probable contingencies of the future. Cassier's Magazine. One of Field's Franks. A story that has been written about Field concerns the trick he played on two car loads of Kansas City merchants who went away one time on an excur sion. Each car was to go by a different route, and the cars separated at an early hour in the morning when everybody was asleep, except Gene Field, who was along to write up the trip. Just before the cars parted company' he carried all the shoes from one sleeper into the other and carefully exchanged them. Then he took the shoes from the sleeper that had a double supply and carried them into the sleeper where nobody had any shoes. The next morning there was a blue streak two ways across Kansas. Every man in both sleepers was miles and miles away from his own shoes. , Diplomatic Miss Playne Is it true that you said the mere sight of my face would make a man climb a fence? Hargreaves I er I . meant, of course, if the man was on the other side of the fence. Cincinnati Enonirer. HALL CAI.NK. ing1 but few gestures. His voice was low, but clear, except at the end or the evening, when it Decame a irine nussy. Mr. Caine read his address. He said in part: There are writers who ten us mat such light forms of literature as the novel aud the drama ought to have no moral responsibility whatever. These writers are of two classes. First, there are those who think of a novel as John son defined it in his dictoinary, 'A smooth tale, generally of love.' The second class are those who think too meanly of all forms of imaginative writing to allow either novel or drama a place among the works that have any thing to do with serious thought or the real facts of lifa But there are other writers who are so far from wanting the novel and drama to be a sugar candy kind of literature that they are forever asking the remorseless German ques tion, 'To what end?' Then there are those who say the duty of a story teller is to tell stories, not to preach sermons. The novel should be no more moral than story in 'The Arabian Nights.' Art and morality have nothing to do with each other. When the novelist or dram atist presents his characters, he should stand aside from them; he should disap pear; he should annihilate himself. This is the attitude of many ol the French authors at the present moment. The general practice of nearly all the great masters is against this view. Against the array of genins on the side of conscious moral intention we can mention two names only, but perhaps they are the greatest names in literature Shakespeare and Scott Taine calls them 'the great impartial artists,' meaning that they are the two great speakers who were unconscions of an aim in speaking. And seeing this, that our highest literary man of the sixteenth century, as well as our highest literary man of the nineteenth century, wno both immeasurably beyond aU others commanded the world's ear, had either nothing to say or preferred to be unin cumbered by an ulterior aim, the greater part of writers and readers have con cluded that in a novel or drama it is best to say nothing. Carlyle does not take this view. The John Knox in Car lyle sees only the Rob Roy in Scott, and Scott descends as a consequence from the rank of a great man. "But there is a greater thing in a novel or drama than subject, or scene, or character, and that ib motive. It is here that the master shows bis highest mastery. Motive is to the novel or drama what the text is to the sermon, When I speak of motive, I do not mean moral purpose. Motive is the silver thread that holds in line the beads of art Modern novelists and dramatists seem to find it bard to combine unity of purpose with freedom of invention. The author of 'Kotre Uanie' shows masieriy over motive, and so does the author of 'Anna Karanina. ' These two and these alone seem to me to realize George Eliot's ideal of the iuteusest realism of presentation with the highest idealism of conception, ana by virtue 01 tuis mas tery, and not because of any special SU' periority in delineating character or de pioting soeue, I claim for Victor Hugo and Count Tolstoi that, with Walter Bcott, they will in the time to come be recognized as the three greatest novel ists of the nineteenth century. "I count him the greatest genius who touches the magnetic and divine chord in humanity which is always waiting to vibrate to the sublime hope of recom pense. I count, him the greatest man who teaches men that the world is ruled in righteousness. "New York Sun. M y t suae wltn mncrrrresnH, ana aniens lue uiuiiuiuiwu w Mmmiritt inn tliorA ia lint ISien OUl ana IU1S luoe resiureu kj iw iiui- perspiration, mere is not pon,ii,ion. hearlna- will be destroved forever; nine cases out of ten are oaused by catarrh, whioh is nothing but an in tianimed condition of the muoous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by oatarrb) that cannot be etired by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHKJJKY UU., TOledO, V. '-Sold by Druggists, 75o. anything else but the inch of pine between dry shoe leather and a current which means a long, hard swim if the boat goes amiss. Accidents are very few. The, White river ferry man knows his business and earns his quarter. "George," said Mr. Webber to the Harvey who was directing the course of the boat, "is that your brother helping you with the boat?" "Yes," said George, "he's my broth- "He resembles yon, "commented Mr. Webber, "but I think he's rather better looking than you are." "That's because he's weller fed," said George. "His wife's a good oook." Chicago Journal. FATHER'S DOMESTIC HEADSHIP. No Outside Success Will Atone For a Neg ligence of His Home responsibilities. Dr. Charles H. Parkhurst, D. D., in Ladies' Home Journal writes concern ing "The Father's Domestic Headship :" While, perforce of ordinary circum stance, the father's duties will hold him considerably apart from the con tacts of home life, yet whatever success es he may achieve outside will not atone for any failure on his part to regard his home as the prime sphere of his obliga tion and the point around which his de votements will cluster in distinguished earnestness and constancy. Whatever he may have achieved in his art, trade, profession or other engagement, the man who stands at the head of a house hold has been in the broad sense of the term a failure if he has not been a true husband and a wise, strong and devoted father. It cannot be a successful home where the mother looks after the chil dren and the father looks after his busi ness. The most productive services ren dered are always personal, and any amonnt of exertion expended outside in providing for the necessities of the home will not take the place oi tnai tuiiionai ministry which comes only by the di rect and continuous contact or lather with child. However oomplete a wom an may. be as a mother, there are quali ties of character which the lather will communicate to his children that the mother will be less able to do as well as less intended to do. INCREASE TOUR INCOME By careful Investments by mall through a responsible arm of Urge experience and great success. Will send you par ticulars free, showing how a small mount of money can he easily multi plied by successful Investment In grain. Highest Bank references. Opportunities excellent, l'attlsoo tt Co., Bankers and Brokers, Boom P., Omaha Building, Chicago. ni AU Sta atanned tree bv Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No Sis after the tirst day's use. Marvelous cares. 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In astrological language a mercurial man was one born under the influence of Mercury, when Mercury was in the ascendant, and therefore possessed of the mental quali ties supposed to distinguish the heathen deity of that nam. And pains of rheumatism can be cured by removing the cause, lactic acid in the blood. Hood's SareaparUla cures rheu matism by neutralizing this acid. Thou sands of people tell of perfect cores by Mood' Sarsaparilla The One True Blood Purifier. $1; six for $J. NOTID rOR... SIMPLICITY STRENGTH ECONOMY SUPERIOR WORK MANSHIP... IN EVERY DETAIL Those engines are acknowledged by eiperl engineers to oe wormy oi uignesi mnnnmr linn fnr ilmnlleltv. hleh arade material and su nerlor woikrasiuhlp. They develop the foil utuel hnrwoower. snd run without an elMtrlt spark battery; the system of Ignition Is simple, ltiMiiM'nkiva and reliable. For pumping euflU for irrigating nurpnws ne better engine ean he found on the FaclBe coast. For hoisting outSb for mines (hey have met with highest approval Forlniermtitent power their economy Is as qaeeuoneu. aatwlttlaa aa India Fighters of Indians need to be men oaW snick wit and a steany nauu. euro man was John Hawks, one of the set tlers of Hadley, Mass. Au exploit of Ibis pioneer in I07 is narrated by the his- torian oi uecruum. u '-"- - made an attack upon Hatfield, aud troops from other towns had gone to the rescue. Among the men from Hutllry was John fluwks. Soon after the Hadley men gm minor John Huwks, who was neniua a tree, beard some one call him by leajte. A Poctiiiitnok Indian, who badMken a position behind another tree, nun rewg nlsed Hawks as au old aoquuintance. Huwks returned the oompiimeni, and tuch niau begnn taunting the other and daring his enemy to come into me opon Hid fight the thing out. The Indian Had tne wwi oi it una was perfectly aware of bis advantage. At any moment some of the aatherirV Indians were likely to come op bohWtl Hawks aud force him out oi nil cover. TJuder such circumstances of course the Indian was in no baste to expose him self. However, the white man was uot blind to the danger of bis own situa tion. Something must be done, and that speedily. He knew whut his adversary eounted upon, and that gave him bis All at once he sprang from behind his tree aud leveled his gun as If to repel an attack from another direction. The Pocnmtnoktook the bait and sprang for ward. He would capture Hawks the mo ment his gun was empty. quick as thought the white man wheeled, aud before the Indian could raise bis gun ' or reach his cover gave bim a fatal shot. It was all the work of a few seconds, and Hawks, though wounded iu the ensuing fight, lived to A lot her battles. ArUtoeralle English Marriages. , foe ideal wife of the aristocraoy-4 does not exist. The British .aristocrat baa no ideals. He was born eyuioal, with a good humored, matter of fact, man of the world sort of cynicism, aud he carries bis congenital creed nnabashed through the world with him. He sows his wild oats in many fields ; then be marries, for the settlements. His wife is rioh or beautiful, or both. She lives in society. He and the go their own ways forthwith, aud those ways usuany iana one or tne other in me divorce oouri. Occasionally both of them reach that goal together. They smilo and part, aft er rearungiug the settlements wnicu foim the practical basis; thence they drift into the world once more and be gin again da capo. Their ideal is to en Joy themselves i in their own reckless way they usually attain it Graut Al len in North American tteview. A Rare Cola. When Lou'sians seceded, Jan. su, 1861. the new government seized tne United States mint at New Orleans and struck I354,8ii0 iu double eagles and 1.101,8111.50 in silver half dollars, using the United Htares dies ror jooi. The bullion was exhausted in May, 1801, when the coinage wised, aud the United Slates dies were destroyed, a Confederate states die was theu made, to be used for silver half dollars, but it was uot fit for use in acoiniug proHS, the rolicf beinu too hliih. Four half dollurs were struck with it on a screw pross and these comprise the entire coinago of the Confederate states. They are worth about 1250 apiece to dealers. Collector. STATIONfcRr 1MB MARINE EIQIIES UnftrVa Pllla '' harmoniously with BUvU B rlilS Hood's SanaDarilla. asota. No Faith In the Instrument.' One of the first things the observant trained nurse does when a new patient enters the hospital and is put in bed is to place a delicately constructed ther mometer under the sick one s tongue and get -the temperature. A chamber maid from one of the down town noteis was taken to one of the city hospitals not long ago, and the above described operation was performed at once. "What in the wurruid are yea doing that for?" she asked after the nurse got through. "I'm merely taking your tempera ture." resuonded the maio with the mnslin can. "Bats I" said the occupant of the sick couch. "How are yez going to tell by that little thing whether I've got a temper or not?" Washington Star. Opening an Umbrella With One Band, "Not infrequently," said a stroller, "you see people with their arms full of bundles making hard work of opening an umbrella. There is a very simple and easy way of opening an umbrella with one hand, known to many, but perhaps not to all. You grasp the little cylinder around the handle, to which the lower ends of the ribs are attached, plant the point of the umbrella against a lamppost, and push until the little evlinder catches on the upper oatch, and there you are, without the least trouble in the world." New York Sun. MRS. WINSIOW'S s0vTRHuVNQi FOR CHILDREN TKITHINO , Fer sale fcr el I DragebU. SB CeeU a fcettle. 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