TUB SUNDAY OREGONIAN, PORTLAXD, NOVE3IBER 5, 1922 Psychic Stuff la. ft'.i5L SI k ? i h -ft- III 'ft :Jf . . 'cb"- jf m iv , - .:r-f--. Copyright 1922. , By The Chicago .Tribune pi; saw x -t 1 The frightfully psychic lady, who is always get t.ng warnings and dream- strange influences. For instance, I iu,t the day before Fred came down wit mm yew 1 f.f 4 8alloping lumbago she dreamed f:at a man in a diver's helmet ffiXrri offered her a pear, a rose and a ruby, and then threw t'lcm all 'G3S at ller- T?'s was cn December the tenth,: 1894. On December levcrth. iurt twenty-four hours after she had 'AreamrA thi. dream, Frrd came down with galloping lumbago. Fred isn't a bit psychic. Says he, "I do wish Lizzie would get all these damn NOTIONS out of her head!" The nervous girl, whose parlor trick is the ouija board. "A ouija board," he says, "wil do ANY THING for me, simply ANYTHING!" The ' idea being that the ouija has sort of a crush on jbe jiervous girL mi s s (RIGHT) "No, SIREE, you can't tell me it's anything more than subconscious mind!" WMMimmmtim1 i tfsffiM : m i - mitj It. XlMmw&A X Wtm .1' 1 ill f.. ... it !; 11 m The occult young lady, who hands out the horoscope. "At eighty, he horoscopes gayly, "you will have a series of misfortunes and lose all your friends. You will be very unhappy from forty on. You had better marry only some per son born under Libra, otherwise you will have an idiot child." After the occult- young lady has finished with you there's-nothing left but (to lay down and die. (RIGHT) Maybe it IS silly of Cousin Lucy to get so upset about a little happening that common sense tells her is only a poor little mo'usie in the wall. Just the same Cousin Lucy isn't going to get into bed with the lights out till Frank and Walter come home. You see Cousin Lucy has been spend ing the day with a dear, dear widowed friend who is in spirit communication with her husband, and after a whole day of spirit tales you'd be nervous, too! ' 7. Vr. h. W Wit i; mm Spirit" writing. Mrs. Thorp is very good at automatic writing. Give her a pad and pencil and right away the pen cil will begin to write the strangest things! The spirits will trust Mrs. Thorp with all sorts of private mes sage. Some of them are important, too. Only last week spirit who signed himself "Google Eyes" sent word to Mrs. Orville Bently (Mrs. Thorp's across the street' neighbor) that she'd tetter go back to the other but;her. The new one was short-changing her.' according to Google Eyes. 5A- AM i v- 1 The ghost story. Tht hostess has been. mak. ing vain pantomimic ef forts to stop the dinner guest from going on with the ghost story' that is within earshot of the 'impressionable Nellie Daly. Nellie has completely forgotten to) wait on table and is clutching a honeydew rind to her fluttering' breast in 'holy horror.1 Tomorrow Nellie is co ing to find the suburb too lonely. i fev Tft KM I'iiiMffl! ' ' .v. I1 .'7 r.. m, ,f,. . . I'rZM? I 8M Table tipping. What chance has a poor little table got in a case, like this? Mrs. Ed Robinson and Mrs. Laura Towse are going to test the aairit worlcL) 1 n : The willing young man who wants, to' explain away all . doubts from your ;mind regarding that simplest of phe nomena the fourth dimension. The willing young man is going to demon-' strate with the aid of a tin pail, a piece of- rope and an old' glove. The pail, the rope and the old glove are handy,' but something has gone wrong., The ; willing young man will have to look up what comes next in the text book. "Well, anyway." he'll add, "the fourth dimensk 4 "s just the idea of 'time,' that's all there is to it"