THE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX.V PORTLAND, JUNE 4, 1922 MUD SLINGERS PUT BAD LIGHT ON WAR INVENTOR PLANS TO IRRIGATE RANCHES AND.. FARMS ALONG COLUMBIA WITH WINDMILLS Breezes That Blow Along Great River to Be Utilized for Power and for Amazing Unit Reclamation Sys tem With Huge Air-Power Machines. DO YOU REMEMBER? Term, First Meaning 'Chick Fraud Talk by Both Parties Called Politics. en,' Wrong, Says Mayor. DR. PENCE IS SHOCKED MOTIVES ARE IMPUGNED New Type Is Outgrowth of War and World led to Believe Wilson's Family Used War as Basis lor Personal Profit. Is "Jolly Good Fellow," Avers - City Librarian. FLAPPER IS HATED AID ADMIRED HERE - J I ?T V I'iXl iff -r-fx! iT, 4 BY MARK SULLIVAN. (Oopjirlpht, by i New York Bvwvtaf Put, Ins. Published by Axraasameot.) WASHINGTON, IX C June I. (Special.) Much could be written about this egitatloa for the prosecu tion of ths war frauds much more than can possibly bs Bald within the 6pacs limitations of the present ar ticle. But there are a few observa tions which ougbt to be made, and which, if the ipublio will accept them, should provide ua with Issues for a political campaign thi9 year more wholesome and more useful than now promises to be. the case. What, the pnblio' should bear In mind Is the amount of politics In volved in the situation. In the In spiration of the agitation thera is a certain amount of fanatlo sincerity, without doubt. But there Is very much more of politics politics of the least elevating kind, and on the part of both parties. Flrat'of all, the democrats managed tha war. They were In offloa when tha war came and they took the re sponsibility. -Thereupon the republi cans In the campaign of 1920 went bpon the theory that the war had been managed badly. The charges the republicans made against the democratic management -of the war, and which they reiterated over and over during- the campaign of 1920, had a good deal to do with the magnitude of their success that year. Investigation I Started. At tha same time the republicans, who had come into control of con press, .started s, congressional Inves tigation of alleged waste, and worse, In the democratic party's manage ment of the war. . That investigation ended, so far as public Interest was concerned, in a single phrase of three words, uttered by one of the most prominent men in the republican party, Charles G. Dawes. General Dawes wag in charge of the supplies for the allies during the war, and is now, by appointment from a repub lican president, (he director of the budget, v During the war Dawes had been In a position to know as much as any on man could know about how the business part of It was managed. Atei the end of the fighting, and before he took office In the Harding administration, he had charge of the liquidation of left-over material and contracts.' When the republican con. gressional Investigating committee wa trying to dig up scandal in the democratic management of the war, they called this orthodox republican Incumbent of a high office In the Harding administration to testify. - General Dawes Testifies. He came and he testified. In the language of the contemporary clas sics, be testified a-plenty. He talked for seven and a half hours literally. What he said Is nowhere on record completely because he talked so fast that the stenographers couldn't get it all down. General Dawes' per diem rate of vociferation is high at all times, and when he is mad it runs up to something like 200 words a min ute. And on this occasion he wa very mad Indeed. No human stenog rapher could get down the full sum of his anger at what he considered the effort to -find material for po litical mud slinging in America's glorious part in the war. But there was one phrase which, by reason of the witness" frequent reiteration of It, the stenographers got down ac curately. It was a cryptic phrase, but It conveyed the speaker's righteous Indignation and contempt with entire accuracy. That phrase of Dawes" ended the Investigation. . , "Hell and Marin" la Phrase. His seven and a half hours of fig ures and facts, his angfy justifica tion of the short cuts which men of ability and Initiative took to bring an early end to a war that was cost ing America $2,000,000 an hour and mora than a thousand lives a day all that was In his testimony, but th thing that carried conviction to the publlo and ended the investiga tion was his "Hell and Maria." Thereafter, for a time, the talk doui war irauas died down. But the Issue was too attractive for the politi cians to let It go. It was too well adapted as an alternative to minds too Intellectually impoverished to invent or discuss more worthy issues. At a lime wnen the whole theorv of or tranlsed society is in the melting pot, tha politicians could not find any thing better than mutual charges of larceny as a leading Issue in a cam paign for the control of the legisla tive macmnery or the greatest nation in mo worm. Tha issue of waste and fraud was revived, and now the democrats are pressing me same Issue that the re publicans used in 1920. They have merely changed it to suit their own situation by, to speak In the ter minology of a popular indoor game, 'putting the reserve English" on it. In 1920 the republicans charged that the democrats had permitted or shared In fraud 1n the management of the war; In 1922, the democrats are charging that the republican ad ministration, and the republican attorney-general particularly, are dere lict In prosecuting those who com mitted the frauds which the renub licans originally charged against the oemocrais. Daugherty Is Objective. Tha present proposal for another congressional Investigation includes a cemana ior investigation of alleged irttuus in connection witn the army na navy contracts during the demo cratlc management of the war. a; well as a demand that the reoublican attorney-general's alleged failure to prosecute those frauds be investi gated also. At the same time a great deal is dug up and given out about wnat ijaugnerty aid ten years aeo. It has nothing whatever to do with war frauds, but in the current enerirv and volume of the talk about war frauds, all this added' to the un. happy likelihood that the peflple of America, ana or me world, will be led to think that our part in the great war was an orgy or iraua. some portions of all the outcry acout war irauas is Inspired by fanatic sincerity, but that the bulk of It is political there need be no qoudi. some or tne particular publicans are named whom It is hoped to involve to involve, not In fraud, hut merely as naving made a great deal of money during the war. It is perfectly true that many republican business men, as well as some demo cratic business men, did make money A el amazing plan to utilize the breezes that blow along the channel of the upper Columbia river as power for an equally amazing ustt irrigation scheme Is found in the deed of patent recently granted the Union Land & Power company of Yakima, Wash. Should success attend the scheme some day not far away the bluffs along- the river will be lined with more windmills than a Holland landscape boasts, and they will be of a more intricate, efficient and larger type than the old-style European variety. . Preparations, according to Milan Velikanje, attorney for the project, have already gone far enough to start the work of selecting a site for the first huge windmill. This, which Is the largest air-power, or wind driven, machine in the world, 1b in the process of manufacture and preliminary assembling. It is of a type that is called airplane-winged, "lamp shade" center frame, with the main wheel 52 feet diameter, and will be mounted upon an adjustable iron lift tower, 75 feet from the rim to the base, or a carrying truck car, which swings upon a circular railroad 100 feet In diameter. The windmill will be con structed to operate in a 2V4-mile-per-hour breeze. i Air Power to Lift Water. The power to be derived from the motion of the gigantic mill will be utilized in lifting water from the Co lumbia river to the tillable land on top of the hills and bluffs that bor der it for irrigation and reclama tion purposes. Instead of planning Irrigation on large scales the com pany building the machine intends It to supply water for small units of several or even one farm; new mills to be constructed when new regions want them. The mill, states the attorney, will have, when completed, the largest sail or wing-spread in existence, sur passing slightly the famous Friesland mill in Holland, and also the Murphy memorial mill at the ocean end of Golden Gate park in San Francisco, generally said to be the largest air driven machine in the world, and In actual fact the largest In this hemi sphere, which waters at the rate of 75,000 gallons of Irrigation water, lifted up 800 feet and through two miles of pipe to an otherwise dry highland area, for park drinking and irrigation purposes. The airplane blades, or balanced wings, will be 19 feet in length, 11.8 feet at the wider or rim end, and five feet six inches at the inner end. The blades are individually controlled by set springs and twister braces, to aocommodate any gusts of wind or air pockets. The wheel will be con- during tha war. If they were In certain lines of business they couldn't help making money. (Although it would be interesting to know how much f the wartime profits now re main after paying the excess profits tax and suffering the enormous slump in values of 192U and 1921.) Aside from hoping to show that In dividual republicans made money dur ing the war. It la desired to discredit the Harding administration through attacking Daugherty. It is hoped to bring about a situation which will do to the Harding administration what the Ballinger case did to the Taft ad ministration. There is no phrase more current in Washington this week than the words "another Ballinger case." As regards the motive behind this, it would not take a metaphysician- to distinguish between the part that is righteous seal and the cold-blooded desire for political capital regardless of the merits. Mud Is Sought. As between the. politicians of th two parties, it Is a race to see whlcn can. find the most mud to throw at the other. The democrats hope to discredit Daugherty; but the repub licans foresee that the only way to convict Daugherty of alleged dlla toriness in prosecuting war frauds must necessarily include the showing up of frauds, or alleged frauds, that occurred while the democrats were in office. At that point the repub licans count confidently on 'kicking the ball back to the democrats. They confidently expect the odium will fall less on Daugherty for alleged dila toriness in prosecuting the frauds than on the democrats for permitting the frauds to occur. Also the repub licans expect to be able to Impugn several former members of .the Wil son administration, who, after the war ended, acted as lawyers in vari ous matters arising out of the war. Tha whole thing will be a competi tion In ingenuity between the two parties as to which can most serl-ousty-dlscredit the other. The whole agitation is eolored with elements that make it deplorable to a degree that you don't realize unless you look into it closely. When the democrats attack Daugherty the re publicans reply: very well, if you impugn our cabinet members- with this old stuff, we'll impugn yours." A republican senator, speaking openly on the floor of the senate, an swers the charges against Daugherty by making much worse charges against two members of Mr, Wilson's cabinet, one of the two being tha sec retary ' of the treasury, William G. McAdoo. What this republican sen ator said In the way of impugning Mr. McAdoo Is in the Congressional Record, and allusions to It went all through the country in the news papers. The present writer prefers to refrain from repeating it verbatim. For one thing. It was about as libel 5 .Vr-.i,. Largest windmill In history, which will have, if built, large adjustable blades to utilize power of wind for drawing water from the river to hills for reclamation purposes. Lower picture shows model already built. - - trolled with a governor device for high winds and also to keep the mill at a steady speed for prevention oi flooding and control' of water, flow. ous an utterance as one man could possibly make about another. Of course, a senator is not responsible In the law for what he says on the senate floor. Neither is a newspaper responsible In the law for' printing what a senator says under these cir cumstances. But one may be per mitted to refrain from printing charges like this for some other motive than merely to avoid going to jail or being liable in damages. Let it be sufficient to say that this al lusion to Mr. McAdoo. taken in con nection with the circumstances and the context, were about as ugly as it Is possible for anything to be. Doubtless this republican senator thought this was good republican propaganda. Maybe, from the stand point of those to whom politics is merely a matter of getting and keep ing office, through superior energy and ingenuity in fooling the public - maybe, to such, this is good repub lican propaganda. But if it Is good republican propaganda. It is even bet ter bolshevist propaganda. To an Intelligent and ardent leader of the bolshevist movement could anything be more agreeable than for a senator of the United States to give out to the world the implication that the son-in-law of ex-President Wilson used his political connections improp erly to his own advantage? Every bolshevist, every communist, every anarchist, every opponent of organ ized society. In America and elsewhere- wherever the fame of Wilson wag known and wherever America's part In the war was known, will ex pand it and read into it his own mal evolent meaning. . McAdoo Is Impugned. They, will say, and base it on th authority of a Lnited States senator, that the statesman in whom all the allies believed had in his family a man who used the war as a basis $or personal profit. They will say that all of Wilson's statesmanship, and al! the idealism in our part of the war, was mere window-dressing, behind which Wilson's relatives and ap pointees were laying their plans to use the. war for their own advantage. All these innuendos and worse ones- worse ones than any decent - person likes to write down, are justified by the express words of a speech in which a republican senator named two members of Wilson's cabinet, in cluding his son-in-law, and ended with a phrase about the performance being "a smoke screen to bide the misdemeanors of -democratic cabinet members who served under the last administration." All the-bolsbevists must have heard of that speech and exulted over it. All the Lenines and Trotzkys, big and little; all the I. W. W.; all the ene mies and critics of the present organ ization of society must rejoice at this gift of propaganda to them. One can imagine Bill Haywood, from bis prei- mmm JJZ In a recent letter Velikanje said that the first mill or mills are ex pected to be in operation long be fore the 19j!5 exposition. tent position at Moscow, sending the message to this republican senator. "Good stuff send us some more.1 Next to this brutal shattering of the faith of the world in the integrity and high-mindedness of President Wilson and his family, the most agreeable thing to the bolshevists must be the Innuendo made in the same republican senator's speech, that the attorney-general who, during the war, was responsible for the sup pression of boTshevisra in the United States, was merely another creature getting ready to feather his own nest McAdoo Is Poor Man. These are merely the larger and graver results of this kind of poli tics The .Individual results to Mr, McAdoo must be painful. Mr. McAdoo is a poor man poor almost to the point where poverty is an embarrass ment. It Is doubtful If Mr. McAdoo today, even after three and a half years of the- private practice of law, could pay in full for the Log Angeles house he lives In. But -the personal injustices Involved in this kind of politics, cruel as many of them are. are -minor to the public interests, which is impaired by giving to the world the idea that there was whole sale fraud -in the American conduct of the war. If the politicians, who re gard thj sort of thing as the most effective kind of Issue are allowed free rein,"we shall all come to believe that we are quite mistaken wnen we thought we fought a war between 1917 and 1919, and that what we really did duringthose years was to engage in an Immense and complex project of stealing money from eacn other. Hysteria Is Stirred Up. Any cautious person who keeps himself Immune from the hysteria that has been stirred up about the prosecution or alleged failure to prosecute war. frauds, whot under stands the political or perso'nal mo tives that lie back of some speqific eases, and who Is Impressed with the Immense public damage done by let ting the discussion of these things obscure issues that are more vital- such a person, if called upon for an adequate action covering the whole situation in the briefest way, would probably set up a radio, summon Mr. Charles G. Dawes to the transmitting end of it, and broadcast throughout the United States, for 24 hours a day, one reiteration after another of the contemptuous phrasa with which Gen. ral Dawes summed up his ssven and one-half hours of testimony 'Hell and Maria." If the reiteration of that particular phrase should be too tire some, this republican director of the budget has in his well-stocked vocab ulary ample variations of the same summary of his emotions and . ha would be glad to use them all in ex pressing his feelings about politicians who are trying to make us think that Americas part in the war was an orgy of fraud. What Is a flapper? is she sn innocent school elrl, a fluffy debutante whose Idea of ad venture Is a tea fight, a resoectable but "skittish" working girl, a plucked eyeorowed dancehall , habitue who thinks with her feet, or a baby vamp? Or Is she a myth, a state of mind? Prominent Portland men And women or various walks of life gave up in disgust yesterday when aBked to give a waiting world a spontaneous definition of a flapper. Apart as the poles were the im promptu explanation of 'minister, nousewue, educator, mechanic, law yer, society girl and all. the rest, of what a "flapper" Is to them.-. From righteous Indignation and mordant condemnation to warm defense and unqualified eulogy raged the verbal battle of the pro-flappers and the anti-flappers. How old are flappers? Why do they flap? Can a flapper be married? Does a flapper want to be one or has she, like Topsy, "jest growed?" Has the significance of flapperhood changed? Does a flapper admit she Is one? Is she something compara tively new under the sun? "All Wrong," Says Mayor. , To Mayor Baker, the man who made Mary Garden famous, went the honor of first attempting . to define this young person whom everybody discusses, and-; then asks someone else what it is. "That's a pretty hard question!" breathed Hlzonner; and immediately went into a trance, marked by oc casional scratches at the northeast corner of hiss,official head. Emerging, he. exclaimed: "I don't know what a flapper's idea of a flapper Is! "I have never used the term be cause it's all wrong. It started way back when they first called a girl a 'chicken,' then a 'baby doll,' then other terms as these became worn (Kit by overuse. . Always they are taken to mean a girl who is off color. "No girl whs wears a neat dress Of proper lengthwithout rolled or expensive hose or garters in evi dence is ever-referred to except as a nice, neat 'girl.' Some girls like to be referred to as flappers, but It's all' wrong." Dr. Pence Shocked. "Whew! My dear sir, what a ques tion to ask a man In my position!'' exhaled Rev. Edward H. Pence of Westminister Presbyterian churchl t It was suggested faintly - that he might have some a few flappers In his congregation. - 'Under my preaching? Heaven for bid!" he protested. When he had gone ever the top of the last chuckle, however, he vouchsafed: r "Usually a female of uncertain age who, In order to hook a man, takes advantage of what nature endowed her with, or what She thinks nature endowed her with. Instead of utilizing her own mental and moral .cutlure; who, Instead of the product of her own character development, depends on adventitious gifts."; On the other hand, Miss Anne M. Mulheron - citv librarian, not onlv does not ohject to the flapper" and calls her "not a bad sort" but re veals an entirely different sort of flapper from the popular conception or misconception of the creature of a different age, origin, social stratum, motive and mental caliber. Elapper Held Result of War- "She's one type of society girl, from 18 to 23, a girl who thinks, and knows what she's doing; refined, cultured, not 'after a man' not the queer, painted, forward, cheap, com mon flirt "tit the streets. She is an outgrowth of the war. Forced 'to be jolly good fellow to entertain soldiers and sailors, told to do so as patriotic duty, she took on re sponsibilities and did things uncon ventionally. I'm for her!" Mrs. W. A. Elvers, state president and national committeawoman of the American Legion auxiliary, gave her similar origin and pronounced the flapper "a sweet, dear, cute girl who did her ,duty In a sisterly way in entertaining returned soldiers, served a useful purpose . and Is still needed to entertain service men from, other cities." "Flapper" Held Not New. I It remained for Dan J. Malarkey, attorney, to take all the local pride out of life by - dating the flappei today elusive and indefinable to 9H Portlanders out of 10 as previous to 1913 in her descent upon a defense less world. Mr. Malarkey s explana tion, which had a shot of legal flavor In it, also presented the clearest in formation as to the origin of, the flapping ingenue. "I first heard the word flapper' when in England in 1918. I'm not sure that it was new then, and again when there in 1916. It originated, believe, as a designation for the yaung British schoolgirl with her hair in a braid, flapping to and fro. What is popularly understood and accented here as the meaning of the slang term ; 'flapper is a 'chicken' the girl In her teens who chases around the streets at hours when she ought to be home, who gads about at dancehalls; the girl who is near- bad. But in England It was and probably still la a term not compli mentary but conveying no moral re proach.'' " Brainless, Avers Stenographer, Perhaps the cleverest and certainly the most format definition came from a young stenographer in a wholesale piano house. Miss Peg Mara. It Is only fair to the other entrants in the Webster Derby to admit that she had opportunity to -formulate her dictum, "I've discussed her with all ths girls in our office," scoffed Miss Mara. "A flapper is a female from 15 to t as brainless as she looks. All she has above the chin Is a conviction that we (flappers) are a long time dead." All she has below the chin are a cobweb blouse, inadequate hose and an abbreviated periwinkle Skirt. "She speaks a language all her own. TJnable to give an intelligent answer to any question, she invarlaoiy re plies: "Did it was T Everything to her Is the cat's pajamas' or 'th caterpillar's right eyebrow.' Ask her what makes her flap and she hands you an unintelligible mouthful of flapperese small talk-.M Phone your want ads to The Ore- gonlan. Main 7070, Automatic 560-55. The famous team of roadsters, Hallle Hinges end Happy Hooligan owned and driven more than 20 years ago by Wallace Whitmore? It was one of a number of particularly fine, spans driven about the streets and roads of Portland and vicinity In the days when the horse was still the combined means of transportation and recreation, and when the -Riverside Driving club meant the same to the city that the Waverley club now means. Hallle Hinges was named after the well-knqwn Salem soloist, Hallle Fairish. Hinges, and the appellation of ths other horse was chosen tor its euphonious qualities. The owner was one of the city's leading horsemen and the span was the pride of his heart, although horse lovers of that day still In Portland declare Hallle Hinges and Happy Hooligan- were hot the finest team in town, and each one has a favorite pair that he still backs to the last word, just as hs backed them when the horses were still trotting on tha Riverside road. The photograph was taken in front of the Dolph. heme and was lent to The Oregonian by L. H. Adams, himself a horseman In the days gone by. It shows Whitmore In the seat and the team posed for showing. . - When the venerable Dr. Thomas L. Eliot was superintendent of schools for Multnomah county? ...... : ...... When Bishop B. Wlstar Morris had a calling; acquaintance with every Episcopalian family living on tha west side? . , - : -. r . ... . a S .. . S -.. : i. , ....... When Al Zleber and Charles W. Knowles, always Immaculately dressed, were the benlfaces of ths Clarendon hotel? - . . . When Mrs. C Holt Wilson and Colonel John McCraken played "The Lady of Lyons at a benefit performance? . Mr. and Mr. and Mrs. F. M. Bates, the parents of Blanche Bates, were Shakespearean stars at the old Oro FInoT RIGHT OF WOMEN TO ENTER SENATE UPHELD -BY SOLONS - Members of August Body Know No Reason Why Feminine Influence . Would Not Be Helpful to Government. BY CAROLYN VANCE. (Copyrisht, 1822, by The Oregonlan. w ASHINGTON, D. C, June . (Speelal.) If, as a result of the topsy-turvy conditions ex isting in American politics, a woman should be elected to the United States senate this fall or In 1924, will she, as she crosses the hallowed threshold, find "Welcome" on the mat? I put this question bluntly to a bloc of senators today and they all an swered "Yes." What else could the poor things answer? Senators have progressed far from that small boy lack of control when they would have handed out black looks and even jeers to the leggy; pig talled little girl creature who would have dared to Invade their pirates' cave. , , - , - Nevertheless, under the veneer they have acquired, some remnant of that feeling, call it sex antagonism If you will, remains. It sticks out even In those senators who are loudest in lauding the efforts of women who are trying this year to fight their way to the senate. .,- a - e Thus far, the two leading feminine aspirants for togas are Mrs. Peter Oleson of Minnesota, and Miss Belle Kearney of Mississippi, but there are half a score of others "dlppin their timid toes" in the political pond to see just how cold the water is. Should any ladies be elected to the- senate during my term of office, I shall try to be polite to 'em," blurted out Senator Moses of New Hampshire, and this is perhaps indicative of the general attitude of the senate. As a matter, of fact, senators are looking forward to participation by women In the affairs of the senate with about the same happy anticipa tion that most men look forward to "ladles' night" at the club, a a e Senator Ashurst- of Arizona, be ginning alphabetically, fails to see where the dignity of the "most august body ln.the world" would be lowered by the entrance of a woman. "The world has seen some capable queens, Elizabeth and Victoria of England and Wilhelmina of Holland. So why not a woman senator?" he questions, not without some degree of reason. Lack of training in public life, and even a profound knowledge of public affairs, la,not necessary to the success of a woman In the senate, avers the senator from Arizona. Woman's in tuition will balance what she lacks In other ways. "The senate has ehanged greatly from the senate of 60 years ago," said Mr. Ashurst. "Today It Is crisp, cold and businesslike with no time for the poetry and gentleness of life. A woman would add a touch of life, a flavor of romance to the senate. Fur thermore, she would help to make the senators behave." a ' . Senator Shortridge of California pooh-poohed the idea that woman's intuition would have anything to do with her success in the senate. "It takes knowledge to be efficient WATER FROM BROKEN MAIN FLOODS PART OF BROADWAY New York Also Gets Shock When Autoists Headed for West Appear . Trailing House on Wheels. BY JESSIE HENDERSOnV ' (Copyright. 1B2& by The Oregonlan.) NEW EW YORK, June i. (Special.) haa been an exciting week for "the average New Yorker. Not only has he had nis own affairs to take up his attention, but he has also grown cross-eyed in the attempt to keep track of young Mathilda Mc cormick and her ever-changing nup tial plans. Most of the water from the Cats kills burst through a three-foot main ono afternoon and went roaring in great waves down Broadway from Eighty-sixth street to Columbus cir cle. It was a little- matter of five million rushing gallons, more water so Bon Vlvants remarked than had been seen on Broadway since the pro hibition amendment made H-2-O the rarest thing along the Great White Way. . When the shock of the sight of so much water was over. New York awoke to the fact that for the first time In Its career there was fishing on Broadway. Just why fish should be part of the city water supply re mains & mystery. But boys .with in the senate. Work on committees requires a trained mind and impartial judgment," he said. But the senator Is quite sure that there Is no sex In the Intellectual world and that there are plenty ef women with keen minds who would be eminently qualified for the senate. a It was rather surprising to find Senator Ladd of North Dakota, who always has been a staunch friend of the women, warning them against running for the senate. "They will Injure their cause by going too fast," he dissuades. "Thers should be now for women a period of training. It is better for them now t& seek municipal offices, like places on school boards, etc." He makes exceptions, however, for the women of his own state because they have voted for years and have had that training. Women should become hardened to political life before -they try for such high places as the senate, he re-1 marked with finality. a - a . - Senator King of Utah concedes the right of women to run for offices particularly the senate but deplores the tendency. - "We need women -now in te home more than we ever needed her be fore," he said. "It Is. lack of homes that is the matter with the world today. There are too many apartment houses rtoo many boarding houses and not enough homes."- The. senator does not insist that woman's place Is wholly In the home, but he thinks a "back to the home" movement on the part of woman would be decidedly beneficial In the race. , . - "A man will not fight for his board ing house," he said. a Senator Walsh of . Massachusetts emphasized the point tjat "a woman has just as much right as a man to run for the senate, that she was apt t'o be just as capable as a man, and that she should be considered exactly as a man in the senate.'' Senator Du Pont of Delaware de clared for equal rights but not "pre fereptlal rights." a e a I really should have asked Carrie Chapman Catt and Alice Paul to col laborate on the statement which Sen ator La Follette was willing to have made for him In respect to women running for the senate. He was anx ious to get back on the floor of the senate to vote on some question, and so he gave me carte blanche to make a statement in favor of the proposi tion "as strong as you have a mind to, young lady," he said. . . Senator Spencer of Missouri was willing to state that a woman might be a greater acquisition In some in stances to the senate than a man. Senator Capper of Kansas disagreed with Senator Spencer on that point. He does not believe that & woman can be of more use In drawing up certain kinds of legislation than a man, but I if there is a woman within the state who has outstat.dmg ability for pub- 1 Ho service Bhe should be elected. buckets caught two or three "Bhlners" In the flood. Grown folks they of the childlike hearts got as much fun from watching the deluge as did the youngsters who waded therein. Water Supply Short. " But It wasn't so funny to learn a little later that many apartments above the seventh floor must get their water supply In pails from some lower level. Here, indeed, was a touch of backwoods stuff in the mid dle of man's civilization. In such a topsy-turvy town it Is not surprising to find a bit of grim though unpremeditated humor even in the Memorial day observances Solemn, beautiful - and reverent though the services were at the mon ument unveiled In Brooklyn to the war heroes of the 19th assembly dis trict, they had their touch of a smile. For Anthony Fentola, whose name was Inscribed among those of the 83 dead heroes, was among the specta tors of the ceremony. Through an extraordinary chance of war, a letter addressed to Pentola had been found In the pocket of an unidentified sol dier. - Ths monument had been la-' scribed and erected before Fentola learned that his name was on ths list of the dead. Autolsts Start West. George B. Lenox motored Into town the other- forenoon with his house trailing at the tall end of his car. Lenox likes to travel. So do his wife and daughter. They happen to. be on their way to Seattle now from Watertown. N. Y. Lenox said they didn't want to spend a lot of money stopping at hotels, so they Just rigged up a hotel of their own Lenox Is a carpenter and hitched it on behind. The house has electric lights, screen doors and windows, as well as the merit of always being able to accom modate the Lenox family, no matter where night overtakes them. At present they are camped on a vacant lot in the Bronx. Firemen have no easy time in this town. If It isn't a fire It may bs a summons-to establish peace without victory. Seeing clouds of smoke and hearing cries for help, the neighbors of James Murray turned in the alarm the other night. When two fire trucks, an engine, the chief's wagon and 1000 people had assembled, the first fireman to dash up the stairs discovered that the sparks were wholly verbal. The Murrays were , arguing the theory of evolution or the nebular hypothesis or something. Any way, they had become so in terested in the argument that they had forgotten the supper which, burned to a crisp, supplied the smoke. QItb Admit Thefts. Crime has been getting on as well as could be expected, or, indeed, much better than that Two little girls, aged 11 and 12 amazed detectives by confessing that for a year they had spent most of their time after school hours in picking pockets. Another of their little school playmates had taught them how to do It, and it was awfully good fun. There were also the two little boys, aged 14 and 15, who lassoed a sedate citizen of Brooklyn as he was sauntering down main street, the way they had seen it done In the movies, threw him to the ground and emptied his pockets. But boys will be boys, and nowadays girls will be boys also; therefore, why should one be too critical? GRANTS PASS GIRL GETS CLARA WALDO PRIZE. Portland Boy Receives A. J. Joints son Award at College and Many Others Are Rated Highly. OREGON AGRICULTURAL CCti LEGE, Corvallis, June 3. (Special.? Scholarship honors and awards hi.v been announced by the registrar a of fice, which had final decision on tha prizes. Jeannette Cramer of Grants Pass won the senior Clara H. Waldo prize of 850, and Harold Readen of Portland Won the A J. Johnson prize of $50 for senior men. Others men tioned were Gladys Miller of Portland and Alice Feike of Portland, Earl Price of Pomona, Cal., and Myrton Westering of Portland. Junior awards under ths Waldo and Johnson scholarships of 8140 each were to Edna Readen of Portland, 140, and J. B. Alexander of Corvallis, 840. Anita K. Davis of CorvalliB and Jen nieNorene of Bend, Grant Hylander of Portland and Percy Locey of Cor vallis were given honorable mention. Sophomore winners were Lillian Nordgren of Aberdeen, Wash.,, and Paul Magill of Nampa, Idaho, $30 each, and honorable mention was given Marie Tonseth of Portland, Ann McPherson of Portland, Dwight McCaw of Prescott, Wash., and Rob ert Hadley of Portland. A $20 prize under each of these two scholarships was awarded R. C. Jenner of Seattle, Wash., and Lottie Morris of YamhilL Honorable mention was given Bertha Schumacher of Portland, Helen Hum phreys of Corvallis, D. D. Hill of Corvallis and C C. Christiansen Of Ontario. Hortense van i-ioneDeae or waua Walla, Wash., student 'in commerce, is the winner of the Joseph M. Albert prize of 825, offered to the senior student adjudged by faculty and stu dent committees to have made the greatest progress toward the Ideal of character, service, and wholesome in fluence during the four-year college course. " . A silver loving cup was awarded to Joe Kasberger of The Dalles by the Mountain States Power company, of fered each year to the senior man excelling- In athletics, scholarship and manhood. In 1921 the world's proairctlon of coal dropped back to the level of production in 1909. with the total output at approximately LIOO.OOO, 009 metric tons. -