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AMONG
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Sunday
Mornins
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What the poor min inter has to look down at all morning. The lady in the center is
wondering if ahe put net over the old Canton crepe, and had it dyed, letc etc
Grandpa and Grandma are looking after the children till church is
over. It's a busy morning for all parties. Jennie is pretending
that Grandpa is Jennie, and that she is Grandpa. In the next room
Talbot and Grandma are playing at shooting bears. Grandma, im
personating the bear, has to lie on the floor to be shot at.
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Son of the house, with a borrowed cane,
sneaking out for a morning stroll.
Now. Daddy!
You're skipping!
Go back and be-
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reading aloud
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May. Edie May
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"Mom! Can I go down and get a bananna?" The
Sunday morning late rising means very little to Ed
ward and not very much to Edward's mother.
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Cousin Garvin has ar
rived much earlier .
than was expected for
Sunday dinner, and
has been handed a
wine glass of home
made wine much as
you hand a baby a
rattle to keep it
amused. Consin Gar
vin can have the
recipe if he wants it
two dozen potato
skins, a raisin, some
vesst and half a gal
lon of mu!:ified oil,
etc., etc. After the
first sip Cousin Gar
vin wonders whether
he will go blind, or
just be awfully iclc
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Of course there are people
who like to think of Sun
day as a day of peace and
meditation church be' Is
Tinging, choir boys carol ins;
and all that sort of thing.
There are people, however,
cho have other ideas about
the Sabbath. Statistits
show that to eighty-eight
sut cf every hundred wives
Sunday morning is just a
convenient time to ap
proach the lesser half with
the honeyed words "Dar,
would you mind looking
over my bank balance and
my check stubs and seeing
what's wrong?" And there's :
usually a lot that's wrong. .
Breakfast in bad show
ing in this instance a very
leepy mala on whose
manly chest a loaded
breakfast trey has been
deposited by the - little
wife, who can't be delayed
by the breakfast things
any longer.
The Sunday morn
ing trip to the door
for the morning
Eaper and then
ack to bed again.
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Sunday strollers Time was when two
simple girls were wont to wander hand in
hand down a shady lane on Sunday morn
ing. There aren't as many shady lanes as
there once were around a city, so Gladys
and Zoe do their strolling near the state
road, where at any moment a big Rolls
Royce or a Packard may give them a lift
Says Gladys to Zoe, "And he says to me,
how'd yoa like a platinum wrist watch?
Can you e-magine him saying that to me!
Well, i says to him 'An' who's going to give"
me one, my mother?' " (Shrieks of laub
ter.from Gladys and Zoe.)
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