TIIE SUNDAY OREGOXIAN, TORTEAND, NOVEMBER 27, 1921
32r jjg Srf or 77e
mm.
9
y mmmttmmm tern
There's been itort of a
I1 -up on all those whiw
slave scares lately; just
the same Miss Birken
head isn't taking any
foolish chances. A girt
all alone in an apartment
can't be- too careful
when showing the rooms
to a big. rtrong man.
, Miss Birkenhead, always
mindful to keep a piece
of furniture between
herself and the male of
the species, is showing
Mr. Jump what nice big
closets there are in all
the rooms. She is letting
Mr. Jump open the doors
and look in all by him
self. You don't catch
Miss Birkenhead being
grabbed from behind and
shut up in a closet no
iree
Ethel and Aunt Dora think
everything is really lvrly
but oh. if they could be
left alone for a few
moments! Ethel is very
anxious to talk over the
bad taste of the furniture
with Aunt Dora, whether
the rent would be any less
on account of it but the
lady who is showing them
round the apartment
ticks like clue
r ,lr.
The lady who looks over the entire apartment
very carefully without saying a word or chanc
ing her expression. Then, when she starts to
go. her whole being will radiate sweetness and
she will tell you how lovely she thinks the apart
ment is, and how there isn't a thing to criti
cise, but "it's not quitf what we're looking
for'" -
V
: : :i
mm
hmmw i
ill
A t' Ik
I
.4 1
m
h-
It
WIT!
r5.
f
PI
10
mm
1!
AMONG
. US
MORTALS
SUB
LETTING THE
frpyrtchl 1931
JK Y Tnhun Inc
kJrtOregW-..l .l- WlTlWIimi. l.WiliX'rrrJII
1 r'.r;';:'r-:'!'
51 V
1
"Now, I just want you to look over
the roofs of those buildings well,
it isn't very clear to-day but on
clear evenings we can see the most
ex-Qinn-ite sunsets over there'" But
Mr and Mrs. Gassman are too busy
sizing up the neighbors' washing
and the surrounding back yards.
The ad has been in the "For Rent"
column nearly a week and this is
the first nibble, and as luck will
have it Aunt Mona is in the bath
tub Of course, they want to see
the bathroom Edna is trying to
coax Aunt Mona 10 climb under the
tub, or get behind the clolhes bas
ket or something and all Aunt
Mona will say is. "But Edna, I'm
just in I've just this moment got
in I I can't get out now I
i
ti I i s .a.? f trie- M7 t mf nmfi f $ml I 5&&A
1 ill . mk trails alonf be- fit Ifflj U "if & WV JbfT i
W ' fi :tM hind in the flat ffr f MM W'? 5&VV.
XJj ft g hunUng party f 1 fiLbfM W&0f
sztmmlrm Mi i. mm ' 3mv Jill
By mwlitr from room to room. Just a little ahead I JYTSIif . . ill Jfo? kt ' if'CE.'&L,) t : .'i. -ZrVl Vfl
of the flat hunters, and then out to the fire escaDe
In the rear, while they give the kitchen a once
over. Joe can dodge the little wife's inevitable,
"And this is my husband Joe. will you take them
down to thbasement and show them the trunk
JfrBrody. obeying a hasty summons from Mrs.
B. to pick op his room some prospective sub
fletters want to m it- Everything goes under
(04x41
Mrs.
wil h
roots.
gnat
rouge.
time
lonKcd
Very shy man who is giving the
apartment a very cursory once
over. Won't look in any of the
closets and keeps mumbling
over and over again about how
sorry he is to give so much
trouble. His wife will come
around to-niorrow nl she won't
nind a bitlookinj: . ail Umi
Lloaeta
Winnie Grub, wido
a yellow Mark-at the
pernmnent wave, and a
deal i f purple pink
is having a terrible
Al:ely three men hiv
nt her apartment at
different limes with a vif to
renting for the summer, hot
"My iVi, they kept (retting
so fresh to me. 1 rouldnt do
a thing with any of I or
And ne of them wanted
to go to the theater with him'
Uh, ano sjiy i-mr mi
'Ijidies' Nighi ' M ruaaUa
J
i
sh I
jodl
'go
firr in i iMtfTT- rUlll,l1liirTrigTrariaarrM"l'r
i