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THE SUNDAY OREGOXIAN PORTLAND, (OCTOBER 23, 1921 I ' If 1 1I bij Zona dale IX IN WHICH LULU SAYS GOOD BYE And Starts Out to Get a Job, but Ends Up by Listening to the Confession of a Lonely Man Who Wants a Home (Copyright, D. Appleton A Co.) WHEN Di had sons upstairs, Ina aid to Lulu In a manner of cajoling' confidence: "Sister " aba rarely called her that, "why did you and Dl have the black bag?" So that after all It waa a relief to Lulu to hear D wight ask. casually: "By the way Lulu, haven't I got acme mall somewhere about? "There are two letters on the par lor table." Lulu answered. To Ina he added: "Let's go In the parlor." Aa they passed through the hall, lira Bett was going up the alairs to bed when aha mounted atalra she atooped her shoulders, bunched her extremities and bent her head. Lulu looked after her, aa if she were half minded to clam the protection so long lost. Dwlght lighted tha gas. Better turn down tha ai jest a little," said he, tirelessly. Lulu handed him the two letters. Ba aaw Klnlan's writing and looked Tap, said A-ha! and held It while he leisurely read the advertisement of dental furniture, his Ina reading over his shoulder. "A-ha!" he said again, and with designed deliberation turned "to NLnlan's letter. "An epistle from my dear brother Ninlan." The words failed aa he aaw tha unsealed flap. "Tou opened the letter?" he In quired Incredulously. Fortunately ha had no climaxes of furious calm for high occasions. All had been used on small occasions. "You opened the letter" came in a tone of no deeper horror than "Tou picked the flower" once put to Lulu. She said nothing. Aa it la Impos sible to continue looking Indignantly at someone who Is not looking at you, Dwlght turned to Ina, who was hor ror and sympathy, a nice halt and half. "Tour alster has been opening my mall," ha said. "But, Dwlght, If lfa from Ninlan " lt la my mall," he reminded her. "She asked me If she might open It. Of course I told her no." "Well," said Ina practically, "what dope he say?" "I shall open the letter In my own time. My present concern Is this disregard of my wishes." His self control was perfect, ridiculous, devil ish. He was self-controlled because thus ha could bs more effectively cruel than In temper. "What excuse have you to offer?" Lulu waa not looking at him. "None." she eald not defiantly, or Ingratiatingly, or fearfully. Merely, "None." "Why did you do It?" She smiled faintly, and shook her head. "Dwlght," said Ina, reasonably, "she knows what's In It and we don't. Hurry up." "She Is." said Dwight. after a pause, "an ungrateful woman." He opened the letter, saw the clip ping;, the avowal, with Its facts. "A-ha!" said he. "So after having been absent with my brother for a month you find that you were not married to him." Lulu spoke her exceeding triumph. "You see, Dwlght," she said, "he told the truth. He had snother wife, He didn't Just leave me." Dwlght Instantly cried: "But this trnmi to me to make you consider ably worse off than If he had." "Oh. no," Lulu said serenely. "No. Why." she said, "you know how It all cams about. He he was used to thinking of hta wife is dead. If he hadn't hadn't liked me, he wouldn't have told me. Tou sea that, don't you7 Dwlght laughed. "That your apol ogy?" he asked. She said nothing. "Look here. Lulu," he went on. "this Is a bad business. The less you say about It the better, for all our sakes you see that, don't you?" "See that? Why, no. I wanted you to write to him so I could tell the truth. Tou said I mustn't tall tha truth till I had tha proofs. . . ." "Tell who?" "Tell everybody. I wsnt them to know." Then you ears nothing for our feelings in this matter?" She looked at htm now. "Tour feel In srsr "It'sj nothing to you that we have a. brother who's a bigamist?" , "But It's me It's me." "Tou! Tou're completely out of It. Just let It rest as It Is and It'll drop." "I want the people to know the truth." Lulu said. "But It's nobody's business but our business! I take It you don't Intend to sue Ninlan?" "Sue him? Oh. no!" "Then for all our sakes, let's drop the matter." Lulu had fallen In one of her old attitudes, tense, awkward, her hands awkwardly placed, her feet twisted. She kept putting a lock back of her ear. she kept swallowing. "Tell you. Lulu." said Dwlarht. "Here are three or us. Our Interests are the same In this thing only Ninlan Is our relative and he's noth ing to you now. Is he?" "Why. no." ald Lulu In surprise. "Very well. Let's have a rote. Tour snap Judgment Is to tell this dis graceful fact broadcast. Mine Is. least said, soonest mended. What do you say. Ins considering PI and all?" "Oh. goodness." said Tna, "if we get mixed up with bigamy, we'll never get away from It Why. I wouldn't have It told for worlds" Still In that twisted position. Lulu lnokd up at her. Her straying hair, her parted Hps, her lifted eyes were slnrrularly pathetic. "My poor, poqr sister!" In said. She struck totrether her little plump hands. "Oh. Dwlcht when I think of It: What have I done what have wa done that I should have a good, "kind, loving husband be so protect ed, so loved, when other women . . . . Darling!" aha aobbtd, and drew near to Lulu. "Tou know how aorry I am we all are. . . ." Lulu stood up. Tha white ahawl slipped to the floor. Her hands were stiffly Joined. "Then," she said, "give ma the only thing I've got that'a my pride. My pride that ha didn't want to get rid of me." They stared at her. "What about my pride?" Dwlght called to her, s . across great distances. "Db you think I want everybody to knew my brother did a thing- like that?" "Tou cai't help that." said: Lulu. "But I want you to help it- I want you to promise me that you won't shams us like this before all our friends." "Tou want ma to promise what?" "I want you I ask you," Dwlght said with an effort,' "to promise me that you will keep this, with us a family secret." "No!" Lulu cried "No. I won't do it! I won't do it! I won't do it." It was like some crude chant, knowing only two tones. 8ha threw out her hands, her wrists long and dark on her blue skirt. "Can't you understand anything?" she asked. "I've lived here all my life on your money. I've not been strong enough to work, they say well, but I've been strong enough to t be a hired girl In your house and I've been glad to pay for my keep . . . But there wasn't anything about It I liked. . . . Well, then I got a little something, same as other folks. X thought I was married and I went off on the train and he bought me things and I aaw the different towns. And then it was all a mistake. I didn't have any of It. I came back here and went Into your kitchen again I don't know why I came back. I spose because I'm most 14 and new things ain't so ea.iy any more but what have I got or what'll I ever have? And now you want to put on to me having folks look at me and think he run off and left me, and having 'em all wonder ... I can't stand It. I can't stand it. I can't ..." "Tou'd rather they'd know he fooled you, when he had another wife? -Dwigrht sneered. "Yes! Because he wanted me. How do I know maybe ha wanted me only Just because he was lonesome, the way I was, I don't care why! And I won't have folks think he went and left me." "That," said Dwlght, "Is a. wicked vanity." That's the truth Well, why can't they know the truth?" "And bring disgrace on us all." "It's me It's me " Lulu's Individ ualism strove against that terrible tribal sense, was shattered by it, "It's all of us!" Dwight boomed. "It s DL" . "Dl?" He had Lulu's eyes now. "Why, It's chiefly on Di's account that I'm talking," said Dwlght. "How would it hurt Di?" "To have a thing like that In the family? Well, can't you see how it'd hurt her?" "Would It, Ina? Would It hurt Dl?" "Why, It would shame her em barrass her make people wonder what kind of stock she came from oh." Ina sobbed, "my pure little girl!" "Hurt her prospects, of course," said Dwight. "Anybody could sea that" "I s'pose It would," said Lulu. She clasped her arms tightly, awkwardly, and stepped about the floor, her broken shoes showing be neath her cotton skirt. "When a family once gets talked about for any reason " said Ina and shuddered. "I'm talked about now!" "But nothing that you could help. If he got tired of you. you couldn't help that." This misstep was Dwlght's. "No." Lulu sa'd, "I couldn't help that. And I couldn't help his other, wife, either." "Bigamy," said Dwight, "that's a crime." "I've done no crime," said Lulu. "Bigamy," sa'd Dwlght, "disgraces everybody It touches." "Even Dl," Lulu said. "Lulu." said Dwlght. "on DI's ac count will you promise us to let this thing rest with us three?" "I s'pose so," said Lulu quietly. "You will?" "I s'pose so." Ins, sobbed: "Thank you. thank you-. Lulu. This makes up for everything." Lulu was thinking: "Di has a hard enough time as It Is." Aloud she said: "I told Mr. Cornish, but he won't tell." I'll see to that," Dwlght graciously offered. "Goodness," Ina said, "so he knows. Well, that settles " She said no more. "You'll be happy to think you've done this for us. Lulu." said Dwight. "I s'pose so." said Lulu. Ina, pink from her gust of sobbing, went to her. kissed her, her trim tan tailor suit against Lulu's blue cotton. "My sweet, self-sacrificing sisteT." she murmured. " "Oh stop that!" Lulu said. Dwlght took her hand, lying limply in his. "I can now," he said, "over look the matter of the letter." Lulu drew back. She put her hair behind her ears, swallowed, and cried out. "Don't you go around pitying me! I'll have you know I'm glad the whole thing happened!" Cornish had ordered six new copies of a popular song. He knew that It was popular because It waa called so In a Chicago paper. When the six copies arrived with a danseuse on tha covers he read the "words." looked wistfully at the symbols which shut him out, and felt well pleased. "Got up quite attraorive." he thought, and fastened tha six copies In the window of his music store. It was not yet o'clock of a vivid morning. Cornish had his floor and sidewalk sprinkled, his red and blue pliua plana spreads, dusted. Ut sat -litie:" said sirs, bett, ajvd left deb dinner and h e:.t to her daughter and put her hands l POX HER. at a folding table well back in the atore, and opened a law bosk. For halt an hour he read. Then he found himself looking off the page, stabbed by a reflection which always stabbed him anew: Was he really getting anywhere with his law? And where did he really hope to get? Of late when he awoke at eight this question had stood by the cot, waiting. - Tha cot had appeared there In tha back of the music store, behind a dark sateen curtain with too few rings on tha wire. How little else was In there, nobody knew. , But those passing In the late evening saw the blur of his kerosene lamp behind that curtain and were smitten by a realistic illusion of personal loneli ness. It was behind that curtain that these unreasoning questions usually attacked him, when his giant, wav ering shadow had died upon tha wall and the faint smell of the extin guished lamp went with him to his bed; or when ha waked before any sign of. dawn. In the mornings all was cheerful and wonted the ques tion had not before attacked him among his red and blue plush spreads, his golden oak and ebony cases, of a sunshiny morning. A step at his door set him flying. He wanted passionately to cell a piano. "Well!" he cried, when he saw his visitor. It was Lulu, In her dark red suit and her tilted hat. "Well!" she also said, and seemed to have no lda of saying 'anything else. Her excitement was so ob scure that he did not discern it. "Tou're out early," said he, parti cipating In the village chorus of this bright challenge at this hour. "Oh, no," said Lulu. He looked out the window, pretend ing to be caught by something pass ing, leaned to see it the better. "Oh, hoWd you get along last night?" he asked, and wondered why he had not thought to say It before. "All right, thank you," said Lulu. CODE SYSTEM OF MARKING PRICES RAPIDLY DISCARDED BECAUSE OF ABUSES Leaders of Trade Are Abandoning Scheme and Substituting Plain Figures Change to Some Extent Forced by Buyers. AMONG the less noticeable and important changes that have taken place in the business world in the last few years has been the gradual disappearance of codea in connection with price tickets and the -marking of tha values of the mer chandise In plain figures. While many concerns still stick to pricing their lines in code, the trade leaders have very largely abandoned the practice. Smaller concerns have followed suit to some extent, but others have been loath to put plain figures on their goods. The change from code to figures In marking prices, according to Infor mation gained In this market, has been forced to some extent by tha buyers. There are many retailers and special buyers for the big stores who will not patronize a concern which hides Its prices behind a code. Tha reason one such buyer gave re cently for this is that the code does not mean the same to all buyers when translated Into figures. In other. words, he asserted that the use of a code Is merely a subterfuge by .means of which different buyers can be charged different prices for the same merchandise without their knowing it. That this Is done, he further said, ha has definite proof, having personally been the victim of such a deal. System la Old. Just where and by whom tha code system of marking prices was origi nated appears to .be not clearly known. The reason why -it was adopted is also something of a puzzle, although plausible solutions are of fered. About the only thing regard ing it that Is at all definite la that it came into being years ago. when It was tie custom of the manufactur ers and wholesalers to build a kind of Chinese wall around their business and statiod a regiment of soldiers at every gate. In those days, according to trade veterans, commercial spying was a high art and more than one man had his palm crossed with 'silver "Was he about the letter, you kpow?" "Yes," she said, "but that didn't matter. You'll be sure." she added, "not to cay anything about what was in the letter?" "Why. not till you tell me I can," said Cornish, "but won't everybody know now?" "No," Lulu said. At this he had no more to say, and feeling his speculation In his eyes dropped them to a "piano scarf from which ha began flicking Invisible specks. "I came to tell you goodby," Lulu said. "Goodby!" "Yes. I'm going off for a while. My satchel's in the bakery I had my breakfast in the bakery." "Say!" Cornish cried warmly, "then everything wasn't all right last night?" "As right as It can ever be with me," she told him. "Oh, yes. Dwlght forgave me." "Forgave you!" She smiled, and trembled. "Look here," said Cornish, "you come here and sit down and teil me about this." He led her ' to the folding table, as the only social spot In that vast area of his, seated her in the one chair, and for himself brought up a piano stool. But after all sh told him nothing. She merely took the comfort of his kindly indignation. "It came out all right," ehe said only. "But I won't stay there any more. I can't do that." "Then what are you going to do?" "In Millton yesterday," she said, "I saw an advertisement in the hotel they wanted a chambermaid." "Oh. Miss Bett!" he cried. At that nama she flushed. "Why," said Cor nish, "you must have been coming from Millton yesterday when I saw you. I noticed Miss Dl had her bag " He stopped, stared. "Tou brought her back!" he deduced everything. "Oh!" said Lulu. "Oh. no I mean " "I heard about the eloping again this morning," he said. That's just what you did you brought her back." for posing as a, buyer and thus ob taining price data, of the competitors of the merchant who hired him. In those days anything approaching the openprice associations that bad their being here during tha war would have been looked upon as madness, for then, to all Intents and purposes, every merchant regarded his compet itors as personal enemies. One of tha favorite codes used in the early days. It is said, was the one based on the old motto, "In God We Trust," This had the advantage of containing but 12 letters, with no du plications In tha first ten. Thus, by dropping the final "st," something like this was arrived at: IN GOD WE TRU 12 345 67 890 With this arrangement worked out, -J.he rest was easy. If a man were selling broadcloth at $4.60 a yard, on his price ticket would appear the more or less cryptic sign O D U. Were he selling an overcoat at $37.25, the mark on the ticket would be G E N D. Sometimes the code would be varied by placing the figure 1 un der the letter U and numbering in sequence to the left instead of to the right. Thousands of codes and varia ations of original ones have since been devised. While there seems" to be little doubt that the code system was adopted originally as a protective measure. It was not long before It began to be used for more ulterior purposes. What was there, Some body evidently argued, to prevent the use of the code to fool buyers as to tha real price? In Its early days, at least, wholesale business was no mors conducted on a strictly one price basis than was retail selling. Therefore, not only did a code price frequently mean different quotations to different buyers, but It often meant the minimum figure at which a yard of goods or a garment could be sold. The salesmen were permit ted to get anything they could above the figure indicated by the code, and a they were paid in comparison with "You mustn't tell that! Tou won't? Tou won't!" "No. 'Course not." He mulled it. "Tou tell me this: Do they know? I mean about your going after her?" "No." "Tou never told!" "They don't know she went." That's a funny thing," he blurted out, "for you not to tell her folks I mean, right off. Before last .nigh. . . ." "You don't know them. Dwight'd never let up on that he'd Joke her about it after a while." "But it. seems " "Ina'd talk about disgracing her. They wouldn't know what to do. There's no sense in telling them. They aren't a mother and father," Lulu said. Cornish was not accustomed to deal with so much reality. But Lulu's reality he could grasp. "You're a trump, anyhow," he af firmed. "Oh, no," said Lulu modestly. Yes, she was. He insisted upon it. "By George," he exclaimed, "you don't find very many married women with as good sense as you've got," At this, just as he was agonizing because he had seemed to refer to tha truth that she was, after all, not married, at this Lulu laughed in soma amusement, and said nothing. "You've been a Jewel in their home all right," said Cornish. "I bet they'll miss you If you do go." "They'll miss my cooking," Lulu said without bitterness. "They'll miss more than that, I know. I've often watched you there " "You have?" It was not so much pleasure as 'passionate gratitude which lighted her eyes. "You don't mean Just the cook ing?" "No, no. I mean well, that first night when you played croquet. I felt at home when you came out." That look of hers, rarely seen, which was no less than a look of loveliness, came now to Lulu's face. After a pause she said: "I never had but one compliment what they sold, they tried to get all the traffic would bear. That way of doing business prevailed In one of the biggest wholesale houses In the country for years, it Is said, and the gentle art of buying there was ren dered more difficult by tha fact that practically every kind of merchan dise sold by the concern had a differ ent code. Leas Leeway Allowed. Instances like those noted above have been paralleled many times, ac cording to the buyers heretofore mentioned. In late years, however, salesmen have had less leeway, it any at all. in connection with fixing prices. Because of this the double price system to different buyers Is "worked" more in the salesrooms than on the road. Also, It is asserted, the practice referred to Is now very largely cqnflned to the garment trades. In the hands of a smooth worker, usually a member of the firm or the so-called general representa tive, the cryptic code letters can mean $37.60 to one buyer and $37.25 to an other. To a really favored buyer It might mean even less. While the really favored buyer can see nothing to find fault with In such an arrangement, his satisfaction Is not duplicated by the ones who can be "worked" quietly for an extra 25 or 50 cents a garment- It Is these buyers, once they have learned the unfortunate (to them) possibilities of the code system of marknlg, who start looking around for concerns which mark their merchandise in plain figures and where $37.50 means the same to the buyer from Oshkosh as It does to the one from a metro politan store. Not all manufacturers are yet aware of this and many of them are consequently wondering what makes th'e season so "rotten." It is merely that buyers have learned to- be suspicious of them In the mat ter of prices, which in turn may easily lead to suspicion In regard ta materials and workmanship. before that wasn't for my cooking." She seemed to feel that she must confess to that one. "He told me I done my hair up nice." She added conscientiously: "That waa after I took notice how the ladies in Sa vannah, Georgia, done up theirs." "Well, well." said Cornish only. "Well." said Lulu. "I must be. go ing now. I wanted to say goodby to you and there's one or two other places. ..." "I hate to have you go." said Cor nish, and tried to add something. "I hate to have you go." was all that ha could find to add. Lulu rose. "Oh, well," was all that aha could find. They shook hands. Lulu laughing a little. Cornish followed her to the door. He had begun on "Look here. I wish . . ." when Lulu aald "goodby," and paused, wishing in tensely to know whst he would have said: But all that he said was: "Goodby. I wish you weren't going." "So do I." said Lulu, and went, still laughing. Cornish saw her red dresa vanish from his door, flash. by his window, her head averted. ATid there settled upon him a depression out of all pro portion to the slow depression of his days. This was more it assailed him, absorbed him. He stood staring out the window. Someone passed with a greeting of which he was conscious too late to return. He wandered back down the tore and his pianos looked back at him like strangers. Down there was the green curtain which screened his home life. He suddenly hated that green curtain. He hated this who! place. For the first time It occurred to him that'he hated Warbleton. He came b'ack to his table,' and sat down before his lawbook. But he sat, chin on chest, regarding lt AVte-p at the door and he sprang up. It was Lulu, coming toward him, her face unsmiling but somehow quite lighted. In her hand was a let ter. "See," she said. "At the office was this. . . ." She thrust In his hand the single sheet. He read: "... just wanted you to fiow you're actually rid of me. I've heard from her, in Brazil. She ran out of money and thought of me, and her lawyer wrote to me. . . . I've never been any good Dwlght would tell you that If his pride would let him tell the truth once in a while. But there ain't anything in my life makes me feel as bad as this. . . I s'pose you couldn't understand and I don't myself. . . . Only the six teen years keeping still made me th'nk she was gone sure . . . but you were so downright good, that's what was the worst ... do you see what I want to say . . ." Cornish read it all and looked at Lulu. She was grave and In her eyes there was, a look of dlgnjty such as he had. never seen them wear. In credible dignity. "He didn't He to get rid of me and she was alive, just as ha thought she might be," she said. "I'm glad," said Cornish. "Yes," said Lulu. "Ha isn't quite so bad as Dwight tried to make him out:" It was not of this that Cornish had beeji thinking. "Now you're free," he said. "Oh, that . . ." said Lulu. She replaced her letter in Its en velope. "Now I'm really going," she said. "Goodby for sure this time. . . ." Her words trailed away. Cornish had laid his hand on her arm. "Don't say goodby," he said. "It's late," she said. "I " "Bon't you go," said Cornish. She looked at him mutely. "Do you think you could possibly etay here with me?" "Oh!" said Lulu, like no word. He went on, not looking at her. "I haven't got anything. I guess maybe you've heard something about a little something I'm supposed to Inherit. Well, It's only $500." His look searched her face, but she hardly heard what he was saying. "That little Warden house It don't cost much you'd be surprised. Rent, I mean. I can get it now. I went and looked at It the other day,, but then I didn't think " be caught himself on tht. "It don't cost near as much as this store. We could furnish up the parlor with pianos " He was startled by that "we," and began again: "That is. if you could ever think of such a thing as m,arry!ng me." ""But," said Lulu. "You know! Why, don't the disgrace " "What disgrace?" asked Cornish. "Oh," she said, "you you " "There's only this about that," eaid ha. "Of course. If you loved him very much, then I'd ought not to be talking this way to you. But I didn't think" "Tou didn't think what?" "That you did care so very much about him. I don't know why." She said: "I wanted somebody of my own. That's the reason I done what I done. I know that now." "I figured that way," said Cornish. They dismissed it.- But now he brought to bear something which he saw that she should know. "Look here," he said, "I'd ought to tell you. I'm I'm, awful lonesome myself. This is no place to live. And I guess living so is one reason why I want to get married. I want some kind of a home." He said It as a confession. She accepted It as a reason. "Of course," she said. "I ain't never lived what you might say private," said Cornish. . "I've lived too private," Lulu cald. "Then here's another thing." This was harder to tell her. "I I don't believe I'm ever going to ba able to do a thing with law." "I don't see," said Lulu, "how any body does." "I'm not much good In a business way." he owned, with a faint laugh. "Sometimes I think." he drew down his brows, "that I may never be able to make any money." -She aald: "Lots of men don't." "Could you risk It with me?" Corn ish asked her. 'There's nobody I've seen." he went on gently, "that I like, as much as I do you. I I was en gaged to a girl once, but we didn't get along. I guess If you'd be will ing to try me, wa would get along." Lulu said: "I thought It was D' that you " "Miss Di? Why," cald Cornish, "he's a little liar." "But I'm going on Si." "So am I!" "Isn't there somebody " "Look here! .Do you like meT" "Ob, yes!" "Well enough " '"It's you I was thinking of." said Lulu. "I'd ba all right." "Then!" Cornish cried, and ha kissed her. "And now," said Dwlght, "nobody must mind if I hurry a little wea bit. I've got something on." He and Ina and Monona ware at dinner. Mrs. Bett was in her room, Dl was not there. "Anything about Lulu?" Ina asked. "Lulu?" Dwlght stared. "Why should I have anything to do about Lulu?" "Well. but. Dwlght we've got to do something." "As I told you this morning." ha observed, "we shall do nothing. Tour sister Is of age I don't know about the sound mind, but she Is certainly of age. If she chooses to go away, she Is free to go where she will," "Yes. but, Dwlght, where has she gone? Where could ehe go? Where " "You are a question-box," ssld Dwlght playfully. "A question-box." Ina had burned her plump wrist oa the oven. She lifted her arm and nursed it. "I'm certainly going to miss her If she stays away very long." aha re marked. "Tou should be sufficient unto your little self," said Dwlght. "That's all right," said Ina, "ex cept when you're getting dinner." , "I want some crust coffee," an nounced Monona firmly. "You'll have nothing of the aort." said Ina. "Drink your milk." "As I remarked," Dwlght went on, "I'm In a tiny wee bit of a hurry." "Well, why don't you say what fcr?" his Ina asked. She knew that ha wanted to ba asked, and she was sufficiently will ing to play his games, and besides she wanted to know. But she was hot. "I am going." said Dwlght, "to take Grandma Gates out In a wheel chair for an -hour." "Where did you get a wheel-chair, for mercy sakes?" "Borrowed It from the railroad company," said Dwlght, with tha triumph peculiar to the resourceful man. "Why I never did it before, I can't Imagine. There that chalr'a vbeen In the depot ever s.nce I can remember saw It every time I took the train and yet I never once thought of grandma." "My, Dwlght," said Ina, "how good you are!" Nonsense!" s.ald he. "Well, you are. Why don't I send her over a baked spple? Monona, you take Grandma Gates a bnked apple no. Too shan't go till you drink your milk." "I don't want it." "Drink it or mamma won't let you go." Monona drank it, made a piteous face took the baked apple, ran. "The apple Isn't very good," said Ina. "but It show my good will." "Also," said Dwlght. "It teaches Monona a life of thoughtf ulness for others." "That's what I always think," his Ina said. "Can't you tret mother to come out?' Dwlght Inquired. "I had so much to do getting dinner onto the table, I didn't try." Ina con fessed. "You didn't have to try," Mrs. Bett'a voice sounded. "I was coming when I got rested up." She entered, looking vaguely about. "I want Lulle," ehe said, and the cor ners of her mouth drew. down. She ate her dinner cold, appeased In v vague areas by such martyrdom. They' were still at table when tha front door opened. "Monona hadn't ought to use the front door so common," Mrs. Bett complained. But It was not Monona. It waa Lulu and Cornish. "Well!" said Dwlght, tone curving downward. Well!" said Ins, In replica, "Lulle!" said Mrs. Bett. and left her dinner, and went to her daughter and put her hands upon her. "We wanted to tell you first," Cor nish said. "We've Just got married." "Forevermore!" said Ina. "What's this?" Dwlght sprang to his feet. "You're Joking!" he cried with hope. "No,7 Cornish said soberly. "We're married Just now. Methodist par sonage. We've hsd our dinner," he added hastily. "Where'd you have "It?" Ina de manded, for no known reason. "The bakery," Cornish replied, and flushed. "In the dining room part," Lulu added. Dwlght's sole emotion was his In dignation. "What on earth did you do It for?' he put it to them. "Married In a bakery " No. no. They explained It again. Neither of them, they said, wanted t"he fuss of a wedding. Dwight recovered himself in a measure. "I'm not surprised, after all," he said. "Lulu usually marries In this way." Mrs. Bett patted her daughter's arm. "Lulie,""she said, "why Lulle. You ain't been and got married twice, have you? After waitin' bo long?" "Don't be disturbed. Mother Bett," Dwight cried. "She wasn't married that first-time, If you remember. No marriage about It!" Ina's little shriek sounded. "Dwlght!" she cried. "Now every body'll have to know that. You'll have to tell about Ninlan now and his other wife!" Standing between her mother and . Cornish, an arm of each about her. Lulu looked across at Ina and Dwlght, and they all saw In her face a horri fied realizations ,"Ina!" she said. "Dwlght! Tou will have to tell now. won't you? Why, I never thought of that." At this Dwlght sneered, was sneer ing still as he -went to give Grandma Gates her ride In the wheel-chair and as he stooped with patient kindness to tuck her In. The street door was closed. If Mrs. Bett was peeping through the blind, no one saw her. In the pleasant mid day light under the maples, Mr. and Mrs. Neil Cornish were hurrying to ward the railway station. Tlia END.