8 TIIE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, JUNE 26, 1921 ESTABLISH ED BY HENRY L. FITTOCK. Published by The Oreconlan Publishin Co, 13o Sixth Street, i'ortland, Oregon. C A. MORDEX. E. B. PIPER. ilunauer. Editor. The Oregonlan is a member of the Alio, elated Press. The Associated Preps to ex clusively entitled to the use for publication or all nem-s dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited In thbt paper and also the local news published herein. All riKhts of publication of special dispatches) herein are also reserved. Subscription Rates lnrarla lily In Advance. (By Mail.) Daily. Sunday Included, one year $8 00 Daily, Sunday Included, six months 4.2. Dally. Sunday Included, three months... 11.-- Daily, Sunday Included, one month 75 Dally, without Sunday, one year ft". 00 Dally, without Sunday, six months 3.2 Dally, without Sunday, one month 60 Weekly, one year ln 8 unci ay. one year 2.50 (By Carrier.) Dally, Sunday included, one j-ear $0.00 I'aiiy. Sunday included, tnree monina.. i.i Dally. Sunday Ine.l uried. one month..... .7 Dally, without Sunday, one year 7.0 Dally, without Sunday, three months.. l.P. Dally, without Sunday, one month 63 How in Remit Send poetoffice money order, express or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at owner's risk. Give postoffice address In lull-. Including; county and state. Posture Kate 1 to Id oasres. 1 cent: IS to ii'J pages. '2 cents: 34 to 4.S paces. 3 cents; 50 to 64 pases. 4 cents: 6ti to CO pa?es. 5 cents: SJ to IX p&kcs. 6 cents. Fore lira postage double rate. Eastern Business Off Ire Verree & Conk Itn aH Madisnn avenue. New York; Verree Conklln. Steaer building. Chicago: Ver ree & Conklln. Free Press buildinp. De troit. Mich.: Verree Conklin. Selling building. Portland: San Francisco repre sentative. R. J. Bidwell. come a challenge to the Imagination, even to the love of romance, of the new generation. The way to unity is beset with obstacles, but obstacles by themselves never deterred the kind of men the churches need. It remains only to Invest them with a suitable atmosphere, and to show, as has been suggested, that they offer as concrete opportunities for service and sacrifice as any post in Basuto land, or any other country across the sea. ROMANCE AXD THE MINISTRY. The marked falling off in the number of students preparing for the ministry, which is emphasized by; contrast with the large increase in attendance at the secular colleges. Is a disquieting development of the times, particularly in view of the recent ambitious programme out lined by the churches. The prelim inary report of the survey of theo logical seminaries conducted by the interchurch-world movement showed attendance in 1919 to have been only 71 per cent of what it was be fore the war, and more recent figures compiled by a denomina tional authority indicate that there has been a continued decrease since then, instead of the increase that was expected. Decreases of enroll ment, 3.44 per cent for the Baptists. 20.95 for the Prebyterians, 32.33 per cent for the Protestant Episcopal ians, and 37.63 per cent for the Con- gregationalists, for example, con tribute to a net decrease of 4.75 for the whole, though offset slightly by Increases of 4.39 and .83 per cent respectively for the Methodists an Lutherans. The, figures in question relate to total enrollment in sixty three leading divinity colleges of th country. Of graduates, prepared to take up the active work of th church, there are only some 1600 this vear. bv comparison with 1800 in 1920. Current needs of the Prot- estant denominations are estimated at 6000 new ministers, with another BO00 to be called for in the near future, if the church programme of enlargement is to be carried out. It seems to be true that the ro manee of the old-fashioned idea of sacrifice is practically gone from the ministry, while there has not been a readjustment to new condi tions. Unless human nature itself has greatly changed within a cen tury. there is plenty of evidence that difficulties and hardships alone do not account for the reluctance of young men to take up the work There was no want of volunteers for" missionary labor when thi meant deprivation of every material kind and when real physical dangers gave promise to the missionary of a crown of martyrdom. There was, too, a sort of glory in working with out much hope of reward on earth There never has been a time when so many, in proportion to the total noDulation. offered themselves for service as in the era when the In dians possessed the west and when Asia and Africa were inhospitable to all aliens, and it is not without a certain significance that the only branch of the ministry that could now obtain all the recruits it needed If . It could but support them is that which deals with missionary labors In foreign lands. The situation thus presented is analogous to that which led many In-the late war to clamor for service "overseas," who scorned the more prosaic but hardly less essential de partments of service nearer home. The factors of relative safety and physical convenience weighed little or not at ail; the romance of sac rifice needed but the glamor of an unfamiliar setting and the fillip of obvious obstacles to be overcome. And so, now that the frontiers- physical and spiritual seem to have been beaten back and there is no longer the incentive of adventure that there used to be, young men turn to other vocations. The world must have its romance, and none are so insistent on it as the so-called matter-of-fact members of the un romantic Anglo-Saxon race. In a measure the modern church has contributed to this condition by its very progressiveness. No longer rejecting the demonstrated truths of science, it becomes the colleague of science in the effort to improve the condition of mankind. But here, too, romance is obscured: there is something ineffably prosaic about hygiene and civics and those other matters of the body as well as of the spirit with which churches also now concern themselves, and the undeniable satisfactions of blind faith are withheld. It is going to take time, if the thing ever is done at all, to convince young men that there is in reality a spiritual terra incognita as near home as the towns in which they were born, or that there may be a kind of glory in just being misunderstood, or that John Jones of Main street may be as much In need of spiritual consolation and moral guidance as any native in the heart of Tibet and even more diffi cult to reach. - Nevertheless, theorizing will not fill 6000 pulpits with a supply of only 1600 young ministers to draw from, so that a new demand is made ofl: old-fashioned faith in those who believe that the problem somehow will be solved. In a peculiar sense it would seem that providence still seeks mysterious agencies through which to perform its miracles. The movement in the direction of church unity, which never prospered in tne days of many candidates for the ministry, may be accelerated by ne cessity. There is one indication that this is coming, In the fact that the theological seminaries which show the greatest increase in numbers of their students are those which are evangelical, but in a sense non denominational, and which place emphasis on common principles rather than on the isms which divide religion into sects. Here is a sign POPULATION AND FOOD. Secretary Wallace expresses the fear that American population is outgrowing its normal food produc tion and that a readjustment must meet this new era if we continue to be a self-sustaining nation, in an agricultural sense. Doubtless this is true, but the fearsome aspect of the speculation is entirely removed when one considers that readjust ments are of themselves perfectly natural" and are constantly taking place by gradual degrees to meet changed conditions. One need but consider the almost boundless re sources of the nation in idle lands capable of irrigation, of reclamation, or of otherwise being pressed into service, to realize that the peril of production shortage is chimerical. In pointing out that the aforetime abundance of farming land, ready for any claimant to cultivate, has been replaced by the occupation of all that is immediately desirable. with values ranging from $100 to transplanted. From 600 to 700 per acre are set out, spaced eight feet apart. Though no further attention is given them, 70 to 80 per cent sur vive, and nature's bald spot is clad. When so much reforestation is done by process of nature it is not necessary to transfer the burned and logged-off areas by wholesale to the national forests. If relief were given to the owners by revising the tax system so that taxes would be col lected when the tree crop is har vested, and that only a small annual levy would be made while the crop is growing, providing it is protected from fire and vandals and the land is not turned to some other use, re forestation would take place with out withdrawing the land from pri vate hands. OUR EARLY BIRDS AND THE EXPOSITION. The old maxim of the early bird and the worm, praising the per spicacity of the former, might well be the text of a recent Washington dispatch in the Philadelphia Public Ledger, wherein the preparations of Portland for her 1925 world's ex position are contrasted with those of the Quaker city for its sesqul centennial celebration of the sign ing of the declaration of independ ence. Residents of Oregon and tne Pacific northwest, contemplating this contrast, will realize how ca pably and with what prudence the plans for the western fair have been laid. For it appears that, although be a perpetual safeguard of national wealth. Enormous tracts in the ag gregate will be made more valuable as the result of investigations jus set on foot in the Rocky mountain watershed. As an engineering problem, flood control involves so many factors that it will be worthy of the eforts of the most versatile of scientists. Con struction of dams will be only part or the great work. A general appli cation of the principles, of forestry and drainage will be required, and the engineer will need to be some thing of a geologist and chemist as well. It seems, for example, that Pueblo s rank as a smelting center of first magnitude contributed to her undoing, for fumes from her great chimneys destroyed vegetation, while production of timber required in mining operations denuded the forests on the upper tributaries of the Arkansas river and thus the freshet hazard was increased. Sclen tific reforestation as well as reser voir construction in all probability will be required; while there is a field for constructive financiering in devising means by which large water powers developed as an lnci dent of the scheme may be profit- aDiy employed. iw lu i - r ' $300 an acre, the secretary mpreiv I Philadelphia has long intended its emphasizes the proof of agricultural sesquicentennial, Portland enterprise stability and prosperity the truth that land so priced yields an ade quate return in any average season. It is true that such a condition does not make it easy for the would-be farmer to get back to the soil, un less he rents or is possessed of con siderable capital, but it is equally true that the very valuation of the land implies continuous production. During the war, with the nations of Europe depending on us for food, the agricultural output of America was placed under the burden of in creased necessity. But the European nations are again producing, our exports in foodstuffs are falling, and it is apparent that there will be an increased supply of agricultural products for home consumption. Yet, if the speculation were en tirely warranted as it is not the nation could turn to certain vast acreages that now are styled waste lands and make them bloom at will, producing more than enough to feed a nation twice as great. We have by no means exhausted the agricul tural possibilities 'of the country, from the viewpoint of area alone, and to fret about need when our situation in people and land is con trasted with that of other nations seems an extravagance of apprehension. HARDING STRIKES OCT ON A NEW LINE. Appointment of J. M. Beck as solicitor-general illustrates the Hard ing idea of filling federal offices as opposed to the machine politician's idea. The latter's mind is centered on maintaining the strength and in tegrity of his state or county or ganization, and he regards public of fice as patronage to be distributed to that end. He considers tha patronage should be distributed among the states in proportion to their service and contribution to party success, and that appoint ments should be charged to a state's patronage account in accordance with some political system of bookkeeping. President 'Harding evidently con siders that the highest offices, re quiring the highest talent and im posing the heaviest responsibility, should not be subject to any such rule. The solicitor-general must be a lawyer of the highest ability, learning and experience, for he must represent the government before the courts in litigation of the greatest importance. Suits are pending j which involve billions of dollars in taxes and in claims against the gov ernment as well as grave constitu tional questions. In search of such man who was also a supporter of succeeded in gaining the advantage of congressional commendation, whlle the affair of the eastern city languished in committee. "In marked contrast to the in action of the Pennsylvanians," com plains the article, "has been the manner in which Senator McNary and members of the house from Ore gon have pushed the claims of Port land for official recognition of the exposition to be held in that city in 1925." "The effect of prior passage of the McNary resolution," he writes, "in the Interest of Portland would be to give that exposition a material advantage in the matter of partici pation of foreign governments." Possibly the same idea impelled the Portland sponsors of a great centennial to urge upon the Oregon delegation the need for immediate action, and in turn fired our mem bers of congress with the zeal deliver. Westerner may even pardoned for hinting that, in this instance, the characteristic and pur poseful vigor of the west is mani- fest. Tet the claims of Portland prior recognition rest upon evident urgency. Ours is the centennial of the invention of the electro-magnet, and celebrates, as well, the comple tin of transcontinental and Pacific highways. The Philadelphia ob servance, as its name implies, not a true centennial, but one com memorating the passage of 15 years since the signing of the dec laration. Moreover, it follows that the date for this celebration must of necessity be in 1926. There appears to be no remedy for this' conflict of interests, as af fecting Philadelphia. While Port land will extend her best wishes fo the success of the sesquicentennial it irks her to feel that her own- ex position in 1925 in any way perplexes the city of brotherly love. In fifty years, however, if Philadelphia prefers to wait, the bicentennial o the declaration could be properly observed without a rival presuming to interfere. to be to is the administration he has scanned the whole field. He seems to have selected Mr. Beck without regard to the state in which he lived and the ength of his residence. He saw simply a great lawyer and an ardent republican. Just the man for the Job. Mr. Beck has rendered distin guished service to the country, not only as assistant attorney-general under McKinley and Roosevelt but in awakening the people to the real issues of the war. He was one of the first to declare for the allies, to tear the disguise from the hideous form of Prussianism and to urge that the United States intervene on the side which the conscience of the nation told it was right. While that may have no direct bearing on his egal qualifications, it proves that he thinks and talks straight, and does not hesitate to say what he thinks. nointing to union 3 nd an opportunity for ;vrger usefulness which may be- COVEKING NATURE'S BALD SPOTS. Areas denuded of forest by fire or logging in the Pacific northwest are so extensive that reforestation by planting seems a gigantic task. If the government were to adhere to its programme of planting only 1500 acres a year, the waste areas would not be covered for several genera tions. Fortunately nature does most of the work. She reproduces the for ests on logged-off land and on land that has been burned over but once. It is only on tracts that have been swept by fire repeatedly until all vegetable life has been destroyed that artificial planting is necessary. The greatest stretch of dead for est is probably that which extends through the coast range in Oregon. If all the planting were done there. century might be consumed in reforesting it at the rate of 1500 acres a year. For miles along some of the roads leading to the coast the hills are covered with dead trunks. But nature is doing the largest part of the work of restoration. On most of the denuded hills healthy second growth has sprung up and is grad ually covering the gaunt skeletons of the dead forest. Only where new fires have again and again killed the new growth has it failed to spring up again. Selection of these tracts for planting and protection against fire of the remainder' insures an un broken supply of timber for future generations. Replanting of a tract around Mount Hebo with Douglas fir has been highly successful. Beginning in 1909, it was completed in 1919 on 9000 acres. At first direct seeding was tried, but was only partially successful, birds and rodents devour ing the seed and attempts to kill them with poisoned grain failing. Accordingly young trees were grown in the Wind River nursery and FLOOD CONTROL. Not many centuries ago an occur rence such as the great flood in the Arkansas valley in the vicinity of Pueblo would have been regarded as a visitation of Providence, to be in terpreted as an expression of the wrath of deity and on no account to be followed by corrective measures. But the modern view that the Lord helps them that help themselves is already manifested in the movement to erect protective works in the af fected region, and to build them so strongly that, at least so far as the Arkansas valley is concerned, a repe tition of the recent disaster need never be feared again. Flood control is practical. James B. Francis, the "father of modern hydraulic engineering," who for nearly half a century, from 1837 until 18S4, was in charge of hy draulic development of the Merri- mac river, proved this with a system of dams which in 1869 undoubtedly saved the town of Lowell, Mass., from destruction by flood. . He was far in advance of his time and his early plans were ridiculed as need lessly elaborate and expensive by so called practical men. He succeeded in putting his scheme through only by combining it with certain canals and locks and provisions for devel opment of commercial water power which yielded current dividends on cost. The entire outlay was just!. tied later by the calamity which it was seen to have prevented, and flood control ceased to be stigma tized as the chimera of a theorist. Even the staid old world has its lesson to learn. It would have been supposed that Paris in two thousand years would have learned something of the habits of the Seine, yet she was caught unawares by a serious flood in 1910. 'All the streams in central England overflowed their banks in 1912, inflicting incalculable damage although fortunately caus ing no loss of life. Perhaps half of China's famine troubles are caused by the frequent and uncontrolled floods which sweep its great valleys, particularly thaft of the Hoang-ho. But in the United States it is evident that these disasters are not going to be permitted to happen more than once. Dayton, unio, proming Dy the great flood in the Miami valley which in .1913 made thousands homeless and destroyed industries employing thousands, is now build ing an elaborate system of control dams which not only will forestall flood but will furnish power for in dustrial enterprises. ' The immensity of the task is its own excuse for not having been un dertaken earlier. It requires some thing more than a calamitous prophecy to set a vast undertaking in motion. Yet it is beginning to be understood that its very magnitude is an element of simplicity. Effective flood control on a scale truly worth while often depends on measures applied at points more or less re mote from the locality affected, and so located they serve many purposes in one. Prevention of future floods at Pueblo will also constitute pro tection to the people of a consider able area in Kansas and Oklahoma and will be a matter of Inter-state importance, but once achieved, will MYSTERIES OF THE SEA. The ocean retains its mastery of mystery notwithstanding the sup posed suppression of piracy and the development of modern means of ia. stant communication. It will be hard to find, in all the annals of the-sea, a sequence of events mpre baffling to tne . investigating mind than the recent disappearance of the schooner Carol A, Deering. the steel freighter Hewitt, the British steamer Albyn and the Russian bark Yute. These transcend all former similar occurrences for more than one rea son. Their coincidence is one of the reasons and the fact that it was pos sible for four vessels to vanish with out leaving the slightest clew to the manner of their taking off is an other. Fifty years ago it would have been less strange. But now the only clew left by the modern radio serves only to complicate the problem. The bark Ivanhoe, which vanished somewhere off the Pacific coast al most thirty years ago will be re called by old-time salts hereabouts, but the classical sea mystery is still the disappearance of the passengers and crew of the brig Maria Celeste, which was found adrift with all sails set and all her gear in good order off the northwest coast of Africa on a fine afternoon in the summer of 1872. The Maria Celeste had sailed from New York for the Mediter ranean with orders to call at Gib raltar en route. She was spoken a month later by the British ship Dei Gratia, and made a salvage prize when it was discovered that she had been abandoned by all on board. A strange sequel was that after being sold under admiralty order she was sent by her owners on a new voyage from which she never returned. Her final disappearance was almost as baffling as were the circumstances under which the Dei Gratia found her. There would seem to be work for a marine detective bureau in the so lution of ithese especial problems. No nautical Sherlock Holmes could find a problem more suited to his talents than that of the Maria Celeste; Clark Russell's Golden Hope gave us in fiction nothing that the Maria Celeste did not outdo in fact. The Maria Celeste was found in full sail in light airs; all her boats but one were snug and ugni in tneir davits and nothing about the launch ing of the remaining boat gave evi dence of haste. The tackles were swinging idly, as if the departing crew had expected to return withi the hour. Dinner had been started in the galley, and the charred rem nants of a chicken were found in an iron pot. To make the mystery more complex, the captain's wife, who was a passenger, had left her sewing, as if casually, in the ship1 cabin. The belongings of the crew were not disturbed. The Maria Celeste's smooth log was complete to within a day of her discovery and her rough log to within four days, Their record of fine weather was un broken. The vessel s treasure was undisturbed in the captain's safe not so much as a candlestick had been overturned. The Ingenuity of all the mariners who sail the sea and know its ways was unequal to solution of the prob Iem, stranger than any tale ever in vented by romancer. Every theory that was projected was curiously set at naught by the evidence, as if the whole venture had been thought out in advance. No plotting criminal could more cunningly have covered his trail. It was suggested that Sa haran pirates might have become uddenly emboldened and ventured forth for prey, but there was not the slightest evidence of disorder on board and the theory received its final quietus when an inventory showed that there had been no loot ing. It was suggested that there might have been an epidemic, which had led the ship's company to quit her as an unlucky craft and to re solve to try to gain the shore, but entries in the log book made this more than improbable. There had been no storm. Mutiny, or a sud den outbreak of insanity, was postu lated, only to be rendered absurd by the evidence that there had been no disorder of any kind, with never so much as a scrap of writing to hint at any unusual occurrence. A mon ster of the deep, some strange sea serpent, such as mariners dream about but never see, would scarcely have massacred a whole crew and left no trace. And forty-nine years of speculation upon the Maria Ce leste's fate have brought men no nearer a solution than they were in the beginning. The secret service agents of more than one government followed the trail of the Maria Celeste, as doubt less they are now trying to solve their more recent, problems. They learned only that the Maria Celeste was what is termed a "happy ship," that she was officered by competent men and manned by sailors most of whom had been shipmates on other voyages. Only a single clew was found, and it only made the affair more puzzling. The wife of the first officer of the Maria Celeste was found to have sold her home a few days after the vessel sailed, but she had disappeared as completely as the others had done. The naval auxiliary Cyclops, miss ing after a hurricane in the West Indies, at least left room for plaus ible speculation as to her fate. A shifting cargo and a tropical hurri cane do not leave much room for doubt, and it would not be strange if she had sunk in water too deep to permit hope that she would ever reappear. And the Sargasso sea, which once on a time held the fancy of romancers as a haven of missing ships, had been explored by scient ists who reported that its . perils were wholly mythical. But the Maria Celeste vanished before the days of wireless telegraph; it would be supposed that in the twentieth century a repetition of her story would be more than improbable. The Deering, the Hewitt, the Albyn and the Yute would seem to multiply by four the chance that some clew to the fate of their com panies will be found if, indeed, their disappearance at about the same time is anything more than a coincidence. But it will require a peculiarly vital optimism to hold out hope that much more will be learned than is now known. The sea, for all the ages that men have tried to master it, clings as tenaciously to its prey as it did when the first mariner set out beyond the Pillars of Hercu les to explore the unknown world. THE MYSTERIOUS NINETEENTH. How dear to the heart of the old- fashioned golfer was the nineteenth hole! Such was its fame that the outlander, caring nothing whatever for or about the game, came to un derstand that there were eighteen depressions in the green ere the enthusiast came to road's end and rested on the smoothly perfect turf of the last, the memorable nineteenth. Here, he dimly understood, the fol lowers of golf discarded their frets over poor form, their several grouches, their quirks and anti pathies, and essayed a perfect score. It was upon reflection pertaining to this Ultima Thule of the course that the skeptic, wary of conversion, caught himself almost wishing that he, too, were attired in knickers and an old sweater and numbered among the elect. The nineteenth hole! Tradition clustered round it and the eyes of your true golfer became merry at its mention. Easy of approach, to the tyro as to the master, it was gossiped that many a summer day drew on to even-song, and considerably later, ere it was negotiated. And this seemed queer, to the outlander. who puzzled over the anomaly not little, eventually dismissing it as one of the mysterious oddities of a most peculiar pastime. Thus it was that 'every caddie, any gillie, pos sessed a most intriguing bit of knowledge, wholly denied to the uninitiate. We perceived that the game of golf was as Secret and ex clusive in its rites as the Sons and Daughters of I Will Arise. They tell us now that the nine teenth hole is no longer a haven for the weary golfer. Indeed, they add, it has all but been obliterated and the green ' grass doesn t grow thereabouts with the luxuriance that once distinguished its vicinity. Still mystified, but summoning the de ductive faculty which is an innate trait of the curious, we conclude that this condition of semi-aridity must logically arise from natural causes. Can it be possible that the passing of the nineteenth hole is in anywise related to the enactment of the eighteenth amendment? still chiefly dependent on the chase for the means of livelihood, and while no measures had been adopted to acquire title to the Indian lands by peaceful means, the great immi gration movement to the west be gan. Congress promised homes to the settlers before it gave the slight est consideration to the claims, tenuous though they may have seemed to opportunist economists, of the prior claimants of the soil. His tory simply repeated itself. The an nals of the republic are replete with instances of pioneer sacrifice which could have been prevented by fore sight and diplomacy. The Spaniards themselves were wiser when they accompanied their first settlers with military protection, and "reduced" the natives without needless expen diture of innocent lives. However, what was wanted in the early dealings with the Indians of Oregon was more of the spirit of Penn and less of tflat of the official spoilsmen of the middle of the nine tenth century. Failure of the na tional authorities to furnish them protection, however, did not daunt our forefathers, as the history of the war period shows. In the be ginning of the Cayuse war, for il lustration, the response to the call for volunteers far exceeded the power of the little community to equip its defenders. The first am munition with which the vanguard of the little army was supplied was purchased with funds lent by a few patriotic citizens, or payment was guaranteed by notes endorsed by its few relatively well-to-do men. A good many of the volunteers went without necessary clothing and pio neer homes were stripped of blankets and other supplies. There was virtually no money In the terri tory then. There is a curiously in teresting document in the Oregon archives which illuminates the so cial condition of the time. It is a subscription paper, numerously signed by volunteers in the field, for a reward to be offered for the ap prehension of the murderers by the allies of the whites. Pledge's were made in terms of blankets, clothing and wheat, which constituted the only currency of the period. The subscribers were men who had left their homes in the valley to fight a treacherous enemy on his own ground, and who were warned in. advance of enlistment that the pros pect that they would receive pay ment for their services was small. It was not too late, as has been suggested, when the campaign of 1848 had ended, to have framed and carried to fulfilment an Indian pol icy which would have spared the early settlers the horrors of the wars which followed. But treaties which were tardily made were even more tardily executed, and fundamental issues of right and wrong were so inextricably tangled that nothing but resort to arms could resolve them in the end. The brunt of ser vice and sacrifice was borne by the volunteers and the pioneers. The fact that so much of it was needless only adds to the credit due them for that which they achieved. BY-PRODUCTS OF THE PRESS Marine's Roaring Sergeant Now Call ins; Hone His Doves. The United States marine corps recruiting station is in unofficial mourning out of respect to the retire ment from the service of Sergeant "Foghorn" Kamp, according to the San Francisco Bulletin. No marine corps, no army or navy, small or great, ever had a warrior with a voice like that of "Foghorn." The story that "Foghorn's" roar once threw an admiral off the bridge of a battleship is regarded by many as apocryphal. The episode of hie drilling thl battalion at the Charles ton navy yard, however, is a classic truth. It was in 1907, on a windy spring day that Sergeant Kamp was drilling "Boots" otherwise recruits and raising their hair on the parade ground. A mile or so away, too far to be in eight, Major Elliot was endeavoring to drill a battalion. The major was hoarse with shouting, yet the battalion could not make out his commands, and was messing things pitiably. Clarion clear above the tumult and the gale, the distant roars of "Fog horn" Kamp were wafted to the tangled companies. The men heard them, plainly, and obeyed them, thinking they came from the dis tracted major. "Sergeant Casey." said Elliot to his orderly, "somewhere In the distance there is a man with a real voice. Go find him." Sergeant Caeey listened a moment, then started in the direction of the voice. After marching a mile or so he came upon "Foghorn" and his squad. "The major wants yex, 'Foghorn'," said Casey. "Which major, and where?" asked Kamp. Casey gave him the direction and presently Kamp found the major. "Can you drill this battalion, ser geant?" demanded Elliot. "Yes, sir." replied Kamp. "But what'll I do about the 'boots,' sir?" "You do the battalion, I'll drill boots!" said the major. "Let us see how yon do 't." Kamp gave a bellow. The bat talion leaped. "That's the stuff," said the major. "We'll exchange." So the major took boots drill and the sergeant took the battalion, and everything was lovely In the garden. ' Sergeant Kamp "Foghorn" Ed Kamp now retires to his villa in Oakland, where he will breed homing pigeons. ' It is said that whenever one of his birds gets lost a hundred miles or so away from home, all "Foghorn" has to do Is to bellow its name a few times, and the vibrations, quiver ing to the remoter poles, Instantly guide the bird back to Its roost. Down on the Farm. By Grace E. HalL The sunset flames across th western rim In hues that baffle all the art of man, A line of firs, tall silhouette and slim. Stand guard above the valleys that they scan; The crow, with one last lingering caw, flies low. The trees, in unison, sway rest lessly. And In the hush of twilight seems to grow A sense of pain that holds one breathlessly. The old folks go about the evening work Upon the farm, their routine as of old. No minor detail overlook or ehlrk. No voiced complaint to listening ear e'er told; They plod the paths ambition first surveyed . When little children romped beside the door. Alone, they face the twilight, bent and grayed. Their plans fulfilled and asking nothing more. But, oh, there is a heartache In th scene; The empty house wher youthful voices were. The verdant acres whe,re the grain I green That apeak of stalwart boys; while soft winds stir t The memory of a grave upon the hill; The whispering of the evening is a prayer; The voices of the old folk oft ar till. A all alone they're waiting, wait ing there. And In the distant city' rush and roar. Caught by its tide and tangled in its net. Are those who played beside that farmhouse door. And. oh, the tragedy when they forget! THE MOUNTAIN. To grevlous ruin the house has gone. The porch has fallen in. The door, half open, sags forlorn. The broken windows grin. They've cut the timber for mile around ; The vista's bleak and bare Stumps, tangled wild growth, logged off ground But the mountain still is there. Unchanged, the same, a regal queen. She proudly rears her head, In summer clothed in shimmering green. Which autumn turns to red; In winter crowned a silvery white. She guards this one-time home, Where years ago my heart' delight Waited to see me come. A VETERAN OF THE WAR OF '48. The recent death of William D. Stillwell of Tillamook, at the age of 97, in all probability severs the last link connecting the present-day Ore gon with the period of its first In dian war. It is entirely credible that there is no other man now liv ing, as Mr. Stillwell's friends be lieved, who took an active part in the Cayuse campaign of 1848; and few survive of those who fought seven or eight- years afterward in the war against the Yakimas and other tribes of the north, as Mr. Stillwell also did. The archives show that he was a private soldier in the first campaign, which means also that in all probability he fur nished his own arms and accouter ments; and that he rose to be lieu tenant in the later conflict, from which is a fair conclusion that his conduct In the first affair won the approval of his comrades and neigh bors. The two wars in question have passed into history, leaving hardly a memory: vet they entanea individ ual sacrifices such as are hardly understood by the present genera tion of Americans. Not many soldiers were killed in the wars themselves, but the depre dations of the hostiles cost some hundreds of lives before the tribes were at length tranquilized by force of arms and placed on reservations. In the perspective of history, two outstanding facts about the Cayuse war are that it was conducted by the settlers of the Willamette valley without support from the federal government, and that, although Ore gon had been made part of the United States by the treaty of 1846, which adjudicated the northern boundry, congress moved so slowly and with so little definite purpose that the seeds of a general uprising were sown before either the national government or the peple of the west were prepared for such a prompt and vigorous effort as alone would have prevented the needless sacri fices which followed. The Cayuse expedition, In which Mr. Stillwell participated, was puni tive in its purpose, having been or ganized to bring to justice the per petrators of the massacre at the Whitman mission in November, 1847, and while no great battles that will go down in history were fought, it was successful so far that the tribe was subsequently glad to purchase peace by surrendering five of the murderers for trial and exe cution. A better -understanding by the people of the east at this crisis of the difficulties under which the pioneers of the west were laboring, and the framing of a constructive policy in dealing with both Indians and Immigrants, would in all prob ability have prevented the hostili ties which followed and which for more than a decade seriously re tarded development of the west. The conflict between civilization and savagery, between the princi ples of utilization and of mere occu pancy of the soil, was inevitable: but the want of statesmanship and the consistent exhibition of bad faith in dealing with the aborigines which had characterized the entire history of the opening of the west were not. Something might have been accomplished by the first mis sionaries who sought to prepare the natives for the predestined coming of the whites if the efforts of those missionaries had not been nullified by a consistent record of misman agement and bad faith in the offi cial treatment of the eastern tribes. The result was that at a time when the friendliest of the westei tribes had only partly acquired thwarts of industry and agriculture, and were The Wanderer case is a new de velopment of the insanity plea. Fail ing to establish it on his trial, the prisoner goes crazy afterward: but what society is concerned with is that his fate, whatever it may be. shall be a warning to future mur derers. News dispatches record the death of a famous beer-drinking cat in Minneapolis after fighting with ten dogs all night. She must have had something stronger than the one- half of one per cent kind before the first round. There is a bad $20 bill in circula tion, according to the treasury au thorities. Now if it were a $20 gold piece it would have a chance of passing people have grown so un familiar-with the looks of the real thing. Strawberry jam may be more ex pensive this year than it used to be, but there is some satisfaction in knowing that under the pure food laws it will no longer be made prin cipally of apple pulp and timothy seed. Under certain circumstances a freight jam may be a positive bless ing. There is one in Mexico now, where only a short while ago men were afraid to move a freight train In fear of their lives. Germany has manufactured 145,- 000 tons of coal-tar dyes during the present year, which gives color to the report that she has decided to quit quibbling and go to work. A Ford car, driven by It. Bell, was taking out a load of men to work last Thursday morning, says the Willamina Times, and when well out toward Grand Konde they went to pass another car. and the train was right opposite them and they got closer to the bank than they had anticipated, and the Ford rolled over. The train stopped and all hands got out and picked the Ford up. set It back opto the road, cranked It up and started it ahead. Nobody was hurt and no damage done, but while the maneuvers were going on, a lady who was on the train was heard to say to her husband, "Do they have to tip all Fords over that way to oil them?" s The visit of Edwin Markham to his home recently furnished inspiration for O. O. Smith, who commemorates the event in a poem printed in the Beaverton News. The muse affected the Beaverton bard as follows: 'Twas In April we were reading What the papers had to say. How Markham would make a visit Some time in the month of May. So we kept track of each column The announcement for to see. When he would appear in person, And in what hall he would be. We made up our minds we'd see him When Markham would be in town. The week previous to his coming Our dailies gave us the date; How he'd spend the day and evening, While he remained in our state. And they all printed his pictures At the topmost of the page. Giving a sketch of his life's work. The date of his birth and age. To things brighter his work leads ui, With no cause for looking down; The woodland path are overgrown. The roads show many a change. The folks I meet are all unknown. Their faces new and strange. I longed so much my heart would swell While 1 was far away Now 1 am here, and well ah me! I do not want to stay. The Ire-cold spring has. shrunk In size Into a tiny rill; Through a broken pane a nllit owl flies And hien him to the bill. So 1 will go whyVhnuld I fret. Or have a single cure? For my heart's delinht Is .with nio yet And. the mountain still Is there. J. 11. Jtlt'K. TIIE WAI of Tin; ae mavs lilt I OK, Oh, Pithecanthropus Erertus, your love has grown distant and ojilll. No lonuer you glare throiiKh eye brows and hair to make me sub mit to your will. I miss your dear hand in my ringlets as you dragged me through swamps to your lair. I mis the sweet way you would growl all the day and yank out a patch of my hair. You had such a cunning way. dearie, a way that was wholly your own. Of lamming me. dear, on the nose or the ear with a hunk of a di nosaur's bone. But, oh. you have changed and your kindness ha filled me with wo and despair. Tour smile sends a shiver clear down through my liver oh. bean me and show that you care. I'm filled with the dread apprehension another jane' captured your love. Oh, how can you smother and wallop another and lam her with rocki from above? A fragrance not mine hangs about you when dawn bring you home for your grub. Oh, Pithy, my guess Is she ha auburn trewses for there's a red hair ou your club. WILLIAM VAN GROOS. The British Duke of Marlborough has just taken his second American wife. A suitable declaration of in dependence by this one may prevent the eventuality of a third. Five slackers delivered to the war department In one day won't make much of a dent on the total, but think of the uneasiness that must be felt by the rest of them! The fact that the comet's tall is to strike the earth Sunday doesn't worry us half so much as wondering whether the tail-end Beavers ever will strike it. There is no telling what will hap pen to the feminine styles, now that their suppression has been urged on the ground that they destroy morale." Modern public school education comes high, but then note the results. Every last youngster of them will admit he knows more than his father does. Like the buyer of many an auto mobile, the shipping board is begin ning to learn that it isn't first cost so much as upkeep that counts. Still Admiral Sims has the mem ory of mat senooir ne got in London to console him for what he got in Washington. However, Admiral Sims got it off his chest, which doubtless he con siders worth a public reprimand. A sadder budweiser Germany is likely to emerge from the payment of those indemnity claims. It must have come hard, at that, for the admiral to have to take it from an ex-marine. The soviet idea of an anti-patriot seems to be a peasant who objects to being robbedj . We know more 'bout his poetry, Since Markham was In town. This author was born in our state. In the city by the falls; And returned to his native state When he heard numerous calls. Remembered by his smiling face, And his hair as white as snow. His feelings when he gave to us His poem, "The Man With the Hoe.' Made Laureate of our great state, Oregon grape furnished the crow We saw the Poet of the World, When Markham was In town. retro Giollitl has given up hie career in Harlem and sailed this week for Italy. Petro's profession was uniaue. He trained monkeys for organ grinders. He taught them how to climb up to windows, extend the cup and doff the little red hat. Some of the monkeys he merely rented. Of late, the organ grinders have fallen on evil days. The kiddles and their parents are more thrifty and they save their pennies for the mo vies. Atlanta Constitution. e Judge J. A. Dunham of Anderson, Cal., lost his buggy in a smashup accident in his home town. As he is too old to think of learning to drive an automobile. Judge Dunham tried to purchase a buggy to replace th one he lost. He could not find one for sale in Anderson. He came to Redding to purchase one, but he could not find a single buggy in this place. Buggies have been driven from the field by automobiles. - Says the Sabetha (Kansas) Star: Senator Capper once told a story of a man who asked him for a job while he was governor. "I am the man," he declared, "who cheered you at Mc pherson." Governor Miller of New York has had a similar experience. "I have read your desire to serve the people," the woman wrote. "Will you please tell me where I can find a good summer resort in New York state? .1 am the woman who voted lor you in this ward," SIXTY TODAY. Sixty today? Are they days, month or years? For some days have been months, some year have been week. Reckon age not by seasons, but by slow dropping tears. Or the swift ringing laughter, or flaming of cheeks. That long ad procession an hour' tick of the ciock But the heart beat ten year ere the new grave wa filled; I In tbat one night of silence no cradle to rocK 'Twas th listening of year for th laugh that was stilled. That betrothal the wedding the ba bies soldier sons One head getting bald, and one turning gray! Your calendar' wrong! Sad day happy ones! Some days have been years; some year only a day. So the almanac says that the sixty re years? I care not what you call them nor the few that are left; I count tonight's beads by the mllcf and the tears, And the rosary' near finished, and then I shall sleep. ALBERT BUXTON. "FREE VERSE." And what is poetry in this Strang day Of variegated thought? A sly suggestion here and there, A skip, a bop, a gap, a stop. As though 'twere hardly fitting Xat-t the subject ahould b lptnoducei at all. Time wa when poet' line wer valued. Aye, and held as pondering of mlndi Somewhat above the common strata And right plainly did the poet tU Of what his dreams were made. And was writ most beautifully It rhyme. Alas! Such sentiment is in the sepul chre of years. Where dead things rot! 'Tis now not thought But agility that counts, by gad agility! A dash, a slide, like runners trying To make a base, a skip, a stop. The critics read with knowing nod. And call it art Oil, G-A-W-D! MICKEY. .