8 TITE SUNDAY OREGONIAN. PORTLAND, JANUARY SO, 1921 ESTABLISHED BY HENKY L. PITTOCK. Published by The OrennlJin Publlnhlnff Co., 135 Sixth Street, Portland, Oregon. C A. MORXENV - B. B. PIPER, Manager. Editor. The Ortffonian is a member of the Aaso-elut-d Press. The Press i ex clusively entitled to the use for publication of all news dispatches credited to it or not, othrwie credited in this paper and r1o the loral nws published herein. All rifjhts of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. most probably ua berries and flh and t&ey waa sent as spies. There had been other tragic mis haps, notably in the preceding- Au gust, In- which Mate Caswell, a boatswairi and one seaman were Tantoniy killed, presumably for he must be given the rigrht of way. Fine. Just now the state fire marshal's department-is sustained by a quarter per cent tax upon the premiums of the fire insurance companies. It Is not enough, of course. The bill their arms and clothing", and also the ' doubles that meager levy. In a few Babftcription Rat en Invariably In Advanr. (Ry Mall.) Pally, Sunday included, one year $R.nO Xnt.ly, Sunday included, threw months. 2 ,"luunea daily. Sund.ny included, one month.. Itally, without Sunday, one year 6.00 Dally, without Sunday, ix months... 8.--" Pally, without Sunday, one month fi "Weekly, one year J. 00 Sunday, one year 2.50 Dy Carrier.) 2aJly, Sunday Included, one year ?9 00 Iai!y, Sundriy included, three months. 2.-!. lily, Sundny lnr-ludod, one month... .73 Pally, wtthout Sunday, one year. . . . 7. SO Iaily, without Sunday, three months. 1.03 Xaily, without Sunday, one month 05 How to Remit Snd postoffice money order, express or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at owner's ristt. Give postofflce address In full. Including county and state. Pottas; Kate 1 to 16 papes, 1 cent; IS to 22 paRcs, 2 cents; 34 to 4S papt'S. 3 cents; B0 to t4 pases, 4 cents; t'U tp h0 paxes, 5 c?nts: ti'2 to if'i pafts, 6 cents. Foreign pot tape double rate. Eastern Bnsinc Offlc Yerree Conk l!n, Hrunswlok building. New York; Verroe f Conklm. Staffer buiMinp. Chicao; Verrce & Conklin. Free Press building, Detroit, Mich. San Francisco leprentative. It. J. Jdwell. sKirmish reported by Kendrick of the LAdy Washington, who had beaten off an attacking party, killing upwards of fifty. Boit accepts Ken drick's version that the Indians were the aggressors here, and an ad ditional reason why destruction of Cray's official log will always be deplored is that in all probability it -,,('" - waw vaftaiu O u m ii JUEJL1- - i uvukiuii iui Uilts 1 1 1 n i i fir lea to n . For his years. Boit seems to have been endowed with uncommon prac tical wisdom. Two days before leav ing the Columbia river he wrote: "This river. In my opinion, would be a fine .place for to set up a factory." The Indians, he said, were "very numerous and civil (not even offer ing to steal)." He noted that there was a splendid variety of timber, and cleared land In plenty, "which, with little labour, might be made fit to raise such seeds as Is necessary for the sustenance of inhabitants." Boit as wen in aavance or ills time, as events at Astoria and at Vancouver afterward proved. years, as the fire marshal's business prows and flourishes, and as .the burdens of his super-officialdom in crease, it may doubtless be made more. Tlie matter of a greater sal ary may then be attended to. It al ways is In such cases. Just now the state insurance commissioner is ex officio fire marshal, and as such gets nothing. ,But house bill 113 would pay the fire marshal $1200 per year, a pleasant and ingenuous way of increasing the salary of the state Insurance commissioner. That's how they often do it. A NEW LOG OF THE COLUMBIA. The unexpected is always happen lng In the quest for documentary support for the assumptions of his. torians, as is newly illustrated by recent bringing to light of another log bearing on the discovery voyage of the ship Columbia. Extracts from this interesting paper, the Journal or John uoit, master manner, are printed in the Washington Histori cal Quarterly, with an illuminating Introduction by Professor Edmond 5. Meany. Almost as much Interest will be felt In the story of the docu ruent Itself as in the confirmations which it contains of details previ ously obtained from the vicarious fragments of the lost log of Captain Gray, the Journals of Haswell, Hos- kms, Ingraham and others, and from numerous collateral sources. The Just discovered log has lain practically unregarded almost 129 years and its recent presentation to the Massachusetts Historical society affords another opportunity, as Pro fessor Meany suggests, to "advance the growing feeling of American unity in historical interests." Boit sailed at the age of sixteen from Boston as fifth officer of the Co lumbia, from which it will be de duced that the sea brought American youngsters to early maturity in that time. Boit not only held a position of responsibility on that memorable voyage, but immediately after re turning from it circumnavigated the globe in command of a sloop, the Union. He seems to have combined In one person the rare qualities of skilled navigator and keen ob server. He kept complete Journals of his voyages, which were recently presented to the Massachusetts so ciety by a grandson. The corre- epondence between representatives of eastern and western historical in terests regarding the journal empha sizes, as has been said, the unity of the two. The Columbia, discoverer of the river to which its name was given, was a Boston ship, owned by Boston men and commanded by a Boston captain, and so the honor of custody of an important archive per taining to the voyage will not be begrudged to the Bay State. Dur ing all the time that the controversy raged between the United States and Creat Britain over the right of juris d'etion over the country adjacent to the Columbia, and while recourse was being had to the affidavit of Charles Bulfinch, one of the Colum bia's owners, as the best possible substitute for the destroyed official log of Captain Gray, existence of the Boit journal, by means of which a gcod many facts could have been ascertained, seems to have been un known to those who would have found it most valuable. The coinci dence is nearly as remarkable as the destruction as waste paper of Gray's log Itself. The reader of these documents will be impressed by the stern na ture of the task the early navigators faced. The job of earning dividends for owners at home was man's sized. Hostility of the natives seems to have been ingrained, . and their savage cunning too spontaneous to warrant assumption that their treachery was due only to resentment for mistreat ment by the whites. The Indian was apt to be friendly or otherwise in accordance with whether he thought himself master of a situation. Boit confirms, for example, tfie destruc tion of a village called Opitsatah, v.hich Haswell does not mention, and which is only hinted at in the com plaint of the supercargo Hoskins that Captain Gray's policy had made confirmed enemies of the tribesmen. Boit says that he was sent (on March 27, 1792, wins six weeks before the discovery or the Columbia river) with three boats, "all well man'd and arm'd. to destroy the village. a command I was no ways tenacious of," and he is "grieved to think Captain Gray should let his passions go so far." It was a village of some 200 houses, of which Boit says: Kvery door that you enter'd was In resemblance to a human and beast's head. the passage tein- through the mouth, be- rude CONTEMPT OF LAW. In the outcome of the Lotisso trial is one of the causes for that con tempt of law and courts and Juries, which manifests itself In the grow. ing number of crimes of lesser and major character. It will not do to say that the ghastly misconception of justice shown by some of the jurors can be repaired in a second trial of the murderer. It cannot be wholly repaired. Notice has here again been given that under our method of criminal procedure it is possible for a man wantonly to slay his wife, confess to It without emotion and later by his own obvious perjury and the skill of his lawyer, create reason able doubt of his measure of guilt in the minds of a supposedly Intel ligent jury. Here is notice again that Juries can at times be Induced to give more weight to the statement of a man trying to save his neck than-they will give to the overwhelming testi mony of disinterested eye-witnesses. Yet if ever there was a time when swift, certain and adequate justice was needed for its repressive in fluence on crime It is the present. It was in the Lotisso case, as it has been in many others, the prac tice to excuse from jury duty those persons who admitted the formation of an opinion based on presumption that newspaper accounts of the crime were accurate, but who believed themselves capable of rendering just verdict on the sworn tesimony presented. It may be the law that such persons are ineligible to jury duty, but if it Is the law It is bad law. It excludes from jury duty the intelligent element of the com munity; it gives us jurors who are ignorant and Impressionable: it re sults in those postponements and miscarriages of justice in America which are the astonishment of every foreign observer. Our number of homicides greatly exceeds theirs; our people are at large no more indif ferent to the sanctity of human-life; the only perceptible difference is that in America punishment of crime is less certain and less prompt. The disagreement of the Lotisso Jury is of the type that causes dismay o all persons who have the public well being at heart. DIVORCE STATISTICS. The facts presented in a bulletin of the United States census bureau showing the growth of divorce in the United States are serious enough, without drawing too gloomy conclu sions from them. For example. It appears that for every ten marriages in 1920 there was one divorce. The ratio in 1867 was one in seventeen; in 1906, one in twelve. From this a pessimistic commentator surmises that by 1946 only one marriage in five will be even outwardly success ful. If there is any reason for believing that divorce is not now as common as it could be the statisticians have not pointed it out. Practically every form of marital disagreement is legal ground for divorce in some state, and ir those which pretend to have limi tations there is widespread collusion to circumvent the spirit of thevlaw. It is as safe to deduce from this .that the practice has reached its height as tnat it will increase further. Not enough attention is given to the nine out of ten marriages that do not end In court a proportion still worth taking into account. . - As has been suggested, the figures are grave enough without any effort to magnify them In actual number, there were seven times as many in 1920 as in 1867; allowing for In crease in population the gain is 319 per cent. The census bureau's dis covery that Japan is now the only country where divorce is more com mon than in the United States may stimulate thought. Holding up Japan a? the paragon of all the civic and personal virtues has gone out of fashion somewhat in recent years. dream world, the London scientist pdmts out, the analyst digs away, bringing to light all kinds of childish forgotten shames, hidden desires and acts on which a merciful oblivion had descended. They were better forgot ten, for the good of all concerned. It is said that the craze has reached the stage in England where public school teachers have been known to advise their pupils to visit a psychoanalyst to "cure them of their naughtiness." The credulity o new converts to every peculiar cult If. matched only by their excess o zeal. It is doubtful whether Freud himself could have foreseen .the ex tremes to which his interesting speculations would carry his follow. era, but the notion that all sins and maladies come from some forgotten mental shock and that every dream Is a dreadful "symbol" lends itself too readily to perversion to warrant Its exploitation by quacks. There are psychoanalyists who profess to trace every ill to these sources,' practice that would be dangerous enough without the eroticism em phasized by the Freudian literalists. In an age that is plausibly suspected of having more than its -share of neurotlcCuicJinations, the need prob ably is greater for regulation of Freudians than for a cure for the maladiesrwhichtheypostulatein order to justify their faith. The new voo dooism is too grave a matter to be committed to those whose chief, or only, qualification is mastery of Its lingoi A sane hygiene, composed largely of exercise and oxygen, is an excellent remedy also for r reudisnf, which ought to be reserved for ex. treme cases under care of scientists who know the perils as well as the possibilities of the cult. ides wnu-n mere was murh more carved work about the dwelllnn.s. some of which was by no means inelegant. This ftn, village, the work of ages, was in m short Ume totally destroyed. But Boit confirms the plot laid by the Indians at Adventure cove, where the Columbia lay in winter Qvarters- In January, 1792, and which has been graphically detailed by other narrators, having for its pur pose massacre of the Columbia's company. The confession of the kanaka boy of the Columbia's crew having put Captain Gray on his guard, all hands prepared for de fense, with such success that the lavages contented themselves with a futile demonstration. Undoubtedly Jt was a narrow escape. Boit ob serves: It doe, not appear that Wickanlsh wish'd to conquer a part of us. as he ad .frequent, opportunity s to have accom phsh'd It. for two or three times a week m boat was down at the village, generally with an officer and four tailors, but I furpose he very prudently thought that rhou'd he cut a boat's crew eff, there was still enourh left for to destroy his villages. The chiefs bad been telling- us for some time they was going to war with a distant tribe and wish'd for us to lend them muketts and ammunition, which some of these fellows used as well as ourselves. We had observed of late that they did not seem so cheerful as com mon, but seem'd to be deeply wrapt in thought. After this no more of the na tives visited Adventure-Cove, except some Id women ud young glrlM, who brought! MORE SUPER-OFFICIALDOM. The state has a fire marshal, but, in the opinion of the house commit tee on insurance, he has neither power nor money enough to func tion. The committees idea is not new. It permeates all government, federal, state, city, county, precinct, and every congress and every state legislature devotes a great part of its time to hearing of the urgent and eloquent appeals of various bureaus, departments, commissions, sections and divisions through their heads for more authority and bigger appropriations. There are several phases of the fire marshal bill which are quite in tune with the prevailing fashion for making supreme and exclusive the operations of particular institutions within the state government. Ob serve the following: Section 12 Power to Summon 'Wit nesses. The district attorney shall, upon application of the state lire marshal or chief -deputy state lire marshal, summon the attendance of witnesses before him laic!) to testify in relation to any matter which by law Is a subject of inquiry or investigation, and require the producton of any books, paper or documents he deems pertinent to an investigation of or relating to evidence pertaining to fires where arson or a similar crime is sus pected . Before whom? The district at torney or the fire marshal? But let that pass as an unintentional am biguity. It will be observed that this re markable section does two astonish ing things. First, it empowers the fire marshal to compel the district attorney to subpoena witnesses: and, second, it confers on the district at torney powers which are denied him ir any other matter whatsover viz., to compel witnesses upon his mere summons by subpoena or otherwise to appear before him. This is a high prerogative which is customarily re served to the courts. It is true enough that the district attorney once had within his official duties the powers of a grand jury. But they were taken away from him. Now under the direction of a new style of dictation the fire marshal's they are to be restored for the purpose of finding out about fires or fire hazards. The present law authorizes a fire marshal or his deputy to enter prem ises, even a private house, at his option, to make fire investigations ci to see whether the hazard of fire exists, which is the assertion of a disputable right; but the makers of the new law want to do more, much more, for this ' apostle of a new American pooh-bahism. He has now, and will continue to have, ex traordinary authority to require the renovation, repair, alteration and even probably the destruction of any building or structure he deems dan gerous to safety In the matter of fires. But the gracious privilege of appeal from the order of any deputy to the august fire marshal himself, within certain limited time, is grant ed; and if the owner or tenant is still aggrieved he may appeal within ten days to the circuit court. But he must file a bond within two days; and then mark this! "the circuit court shall determine such appeal within ten days after filing the fam." When the fire marshal says fo.. the courts must speed up. All other business must be set aside, and FALSE PROPHETS. Utter collapse of the claims of Dr. Friedrich Franz Fried-mann to dis covery of a cure for tuberculosis car ries a strong element of tragedy. Dr. Friedmanft will be remembered by some as a German physician who came to the United States in 1913 with a serum that he declared would banish the white plague. Notwith standing disagreement with his methods, there was no essential lack of cordiality In the reception that was - accorded him in this country. His claim received wide publicity, he became the subject of a debate in the United States senate, and a num ber of institutions were placed at his disposal. As time went on he fell into disfavor and returned to Ger many before the outbreak of the war, peevishly asserting that he was the victim of national jealousy. When the war had left Gremany a prey to this disease, aggravated by undernourishment of a great propor tion of the population, Xr. Fried- mann was called on to make good in a practical way. The Prussian min ister of education appointed him to a nominal professorship carrying a salary from the state and gave him control of a hospital in Berlin. In the course of a lawsuit which had nothing to do with the merits of his alleged serum,-it was revealed that he had charged enormous fees for treatment, though ' his government appointment had been predicated on free treatments. A government com mittee of scientists was then ap pointed to Investigate his claims and has just reported that his serum, is valueless. The incident recalls the widely heralded lymph of Dr. Robert Koch, which was prematurely announced in 1890 by an over-zealous pupil of that scientist, and which caused a sensation throughout the world. It is due to Dr. Koch, however, to bear in mind that he was singularly con servative in the claims he made as to the efficacy of his discovery, and that he differed' from Dr. Friedmann in the respect that he did not seek to commercialize it. The Koch lymph finally failed to justify Itself, but Dr. Koch retained his reputation as a true scientist. His contributions to the science of bacteriology rank with those of Pasteur in permanent value. Scientists and pseudo-scientists put an increasing, tax on the credu lity of laymen unable to distinguish between them. Hope of the afflicted and those near to them increases their gullibility. It is a reasonably safe rule that those who try to capi talize the miseries of their fellow men are charlatans. Pure science and the grasping commercial spirit do not seem to dwell together in the same men. TITE AMAZING SAGACrTT OF A WOLF. Justification of the prefessional hunters of the United States biologi cal survey is found in the story of how one of them tracked down and slew the Custer wolf, which Is esti mated to nave killed more than $25, 000 worth of livestock on western ranges before he was overtaken and brought to Justice. The tale is told by Dixon Merritt, In charge of pub licity of the federal department of agriculture, in a letter to the New York Herald. Department agents killed the old wolfs mate four years ago and he never took another, although, ac cording to H. P. Williams, the hunter who outwitted him after a seven months' chase, he attached to him self two coyotes, not as equals but as servants. Old-timers in the hunt ing grounds will testify that this is not without precedent, though it is uncommon. The coyotes were not permitted to draw near to their wolf master, but were employed as out posts and flanking scouts. Williams was obliged to kill them as part of his campaign against the principal offender, but this by no means solved his problem. Old Custer then adopted a new plan, after making a kill, of back-trailing for some distance so that he could watch his pursuer from under cover a practice of some bears but never before known to have been tried by a wolf. The wolf several times stepped Into traps laid for him, but always so cautiously that he was able to extri cate himself with a minimum of in jury. He frequently moved his den, and once left the region for a time. One day in October the superior strategy of the hunter prevailed and a cunningly placed trap got a good grip on old Custer, who was shot after a long pursuit while carrying the trap away with nim. 'Physically he was in no way a re markable wolf. He was smaller than the average and probably very old, but perhaps had a number of years of active destructive life before him if he had not been pursued. For nine years he had lived as an out law, the despair of local hunters and cattlemen, whom he invariably out guessed. Others of his tribe had been either killed or driven into the back country, where it is possible that they perished by starvation. Old Custer died with his back to the wall, one of the last survivors in the struggle of the wild things against the coming of the new order. If Custer had been human there would be moralists to point out how his matchless ingenuity might have been more profitably employed in a better cause. Unfortunately for the verities, we are not permitted to ac cept this conclusion as to his wolf ship.. Less brilliantly endowed, he probably would have perished long ago. There is peril just in being a wolf, from which, together with the other facts of the story, the specu lative philosopher can take his choice ot conclusions. vitation comes to return to the rail roads, the lumbermen may de cline it. But the rate advance in general was a necessary part of a general reorganization of traffic conditions. If it had not been made, much traf fic would still have gone to water lines in consequence of the opening of the Panama canal and the large supply of ships. The railroads would inevitably have lost a large propor tion of their long-haul traffic. But there has already set an increase in volume of traffic -between the coast and the interior, which covers short er distance but pays a generally higher scale of rates. Greater ocean traffic will betoken more foreign trade, enhanced industrial activity and greater density of.railroad traf fic. When the transportation busi ness settles down into new grooves, the railroads may prove to be better off than they were before ships took away much of their traffic PARTIAL DISARMAMENT NOT PRAC TICAL. Senator Borah's plan of naval dis armament is defective in the fact that it applies to only three powers and to navies alone, not to arma ment In general. Navies cannot be considered apart from armies. A power with a navy superior to that of the United States would be able to send an army to this country and could prevent us from sending an ex pedition to its territory, though that might be the only means of secur ing redress for a flagrant wrong. Without naval superiority neither the United States nor Great Britain could have sent an army to France, and Germany would have had an easy victory. Naval power is neces sary to a nation which must cross the sea to attack its enemies or to help its allies, or must take to the sea to prevent invasion. The maritime interests of the United States justify as large a navy as that of Great Britain for defense alone, without regard to possible war between the two countries, which. all agree. Is too remote to be worth considering. Our ocean trade Is as great, our merchant marine prom ises soon to be as great, our domestic coast line is greater and the respon sibility of defending other coasts under the Monroe doctrine is equal to that of Britain to defend its col onies and dependencies. If we com plete our building programme of 916 and Britain suspends building, we shall only be equal to that coun try in capital ships by 1923 aid shall be inferior in other types of war ships. In order to attain equality, we should build enough of these other ships to secure the due pro portion to our strength In capital ships. While our navy has double the strength of Japan's, we need two fleets, one for the Pacific, one for the Atlantic ocean. An, equal division of our navy would make us ' only equal with Japan on the Pacific. Maintenance of that strength, which requires completion of the 1916 pro gramme and its rounding out with more smaller craft, could not fairly be construed as building against Japan. Disarmament can be undertaken only when It is general, and as the last stage in pacification of the world. The way to accomplish it is that which President-elect Harding proposes, by which the United States will join other nations in laying firm foundations of peace, and then will propose that all disarm together. He will so soon set to work that nothing is to be gained b. offering simply naval disarmament of three nations. Completion of our programme to equality with that of Britain and to double that of Japan would not in terfere with his plans. THE NEW VOODOOISM. It i? not hard to understand the popularity recently attained in Eng land and to a lesser extent in this ccuntry by the so-called mental cure called psychoanalysis. For one thing, in its modern application it is rela tively new, and there is a type of mind that turns instinctively to nov elty and pins its faith- to the mys terious and the peculiar. Its empha ris on the neuroses of sex, too, con- fcrms to the predilections of some, and there is a familiar suggestion of the old . superstitions that revolve around dreams. The fact that psycho- aralysis was employed, though re servedly. In treatment of shell shock during the war helps to account for the artificial standing that it has since attained. But prudent and conservative scientists already are beginning to be alarmed by the turn of events. That "there is absolutely nothing to hin der anyone who chooses to learn the jargon from setting up as an analyst," as a physician writing in the London Daily Mail points out, is in itself a sufficient indication of the peril to which the gullible are subject. In the h3nds of charlatans opportuni ties for swindling, even for black mail, are manifestly numerous. The new cult is built on a theory of suppressed desires. The symbolism of Freud and the fantastic elabor ations introduced by his followers are quite as capable of exciting the Imaginations of the' emotionally un stable as voodooism was of appealing to the psychic peculiarities of its followers. Probing into the patient's RAILROAD AND WATER TRAFFIC. Net earnings of only 4 and i & per cent during the first few months of advanced rates, which are be wailed by the railroads, are no doubt due in part to the general shrinkage in volume of traffic, but the advance itself must have conduced to that result. It was made when water rates were on the decline and when ships were bidding eagerly for freight, and its natural effect was to divert much traffic to water lines. The extent of this diversion may be judged by the fact that one coast-to-coast steamship line now runs three ships a month from Portland while the number of such lines has constantly Increased.' This is noticeably true of lumber. The price was already on the de cline and the Pacific coast was com peting closely with the south in the middle west and east when railroad ratesvwere raised. The effect was almost to shut the Pacific coast out of the middle west and to make it compete more keenly on the Atlantic coast. Ships became more abund ant, ocean rates went down just when railroad rates went up, distributing yards were opened at Atlantic ports, and Pacific coast lumbermen ac quired the habit of the sea. ' As traffic on eastern lines fell off at the same time, they welcomed the haul from their seaports to the in terior. . - Transcontinental roads seem to have aseumed when the advance was made that they had all the traffic that they could haul without lumber and that they need sacrifice nothing in order to hold their lumber traffic; they could make concessions and get it back when they needed it. But things may not work out that way. The lumbermen are forming a habit that they may be unwilling to give up. There are advantages in being able to ship in large lots of great variety and in having an assorted stock at an eastern terminal, from which any order may be selected and shipped two or three hundred miles at a day's notice. Mills may be erected at the eastern terminals to do much finishing. When the in- MART GARDEN IS A NEW ROLE. . Appointment of Miss Mary Garden a3 director of the Chicago Opera as sociation, a position in which she holds exalted power to control the destinies of a noteworthy musical organization, derives novelty from the circumstance that she is the first vcman to hold a position of the kind, not even excepting Frau Cosi ma Wagner, whose conductorsliip subsequent to her husband's death presented a situation of a different kind. Miss Garden's talent as an operatic actress is supreme and her mastery of the technic of her profes sion unquestioned. The Issue to be determined and only experience can determine It is whether she will prove equal to the task of dis ciplining a group of human beings as temperamental as opera singers and musicians are known to be. So the psychological, which Is to say,- the human-interest phases of the prima donna's new venture are certain to command public- atten tion. Others than opera-goers will watch sympathetically, for illustra tion, for the sequel to her declara tion that she intends to abolish the star regime. Herself a beneficiary of the system, though she probably would have risen anyway, it Is evi dent that she sees the artistic evils it- it, though it is not yet proved that she can convince her public that she is right. Hero worship nowhere flowers so effulgently as in America, and nowhere have people seemed to care so little for the intrinsic worth of music and so much for person alities. Yet it may be that awaken ing appreciation of music for its own sake will have made the time for tuitous for Miss Garden's noteworthy experiment. .It may be, too, that we all along have misunderstood the stellar temperament, and that the thraldom in which these virtuosos have held their serfs, the public, was of our own making. Miss Gar den's task will be to puncture the bubble, if it is a bubble, to rate each musician accordnig to his or her artistic deserts, and to set all in the places where they belong. Impre fsarios and directors from the- be ginning of artistic time have grown gray, and bald, in the effort, and have not always succeeded. Mary Garden is welcome to her turn. Art will have made a distinct gain if she succeeds; it will be no worse off than it is now if she should fail. It is, nevertheless, a post that she ought to fill capably. James Hun eker, who knows prima donnas crit ically and personally, once denomi nated her a "superwoman." Others speaking with authority have coupled her with Renaud and Frem stad, and have hailed her as the ex ponent of a new art by which the stage Is to be redeemed. The ardent plea for music to aid the dramatic message is one of the phenomena of the new century, and Mary Garden has seemed to many to be the an swer to that prayer. There is, said a critic once, no drama in "Thais" without it, and no inspiration in "Sa lome," the play, but only a faint sug gestion of what it might mean to the splendor of a barbaric Imagination. Miss Garden has been a great Thais, and a more than passable Salome. The reception accorded to her in the former characterization has indicated more than development of the mu sical sense in Americans, but also has been a gratifying indication of new interest in music-drama. And so, since she is to have opportunity tr. enforce her conception of the New Opera, the experiment will be more than a venture in directorship; it will be a test of popular taste itself. Books have been written about the temperaments of artistic persons, but Miss Garden, who has mani fested temperament on more than one occasion, may be expected to have a peculiar understanding of them. "I am," she said while the storm was brewing in Chicago the other day, "a fighter; I am an Anglo Saxon, and we love nothing better than a fight." But she promises that the Latin races (who are well represented, on the operatic stage) shall have their chance. Signor Marinuzzi, over whose head the fury of the gale raged that eventuated in Miss Garden's elevation to the su preme directorship, was tempera mental, too, but unequal to the dual task of conducting an opera and se lecting the singers for the differ ent characters in all the operas in cluded in the company's repertory. Temperament met temperament, and there were clashes innumerable. This is the situation that the new di rector has undertaken to harmonize. Even Toscanini and Gatti-Casazza sometimes failed in similar emer gencies, and no operatic director who has written an autobiography has ever admitted that his was a pleasant Job. Miss Garderr Is going to keep Ma rinuzzi, who she says is a great con ductor, but she intends to lend him a helping hand. There is something in her past success that gives prom ise that she will succeed. It is only superficially true that she owed her great opportunity to accident, by which the illness of a diva made her the idol of Paris in a single night. It is true, rather, that there is noth ing at all casual in her accomplish ment, that she has earned her lau rels, and that her triumphs as an actress, not as a singer, have been due to the kind of genius which has been defined as an infinite capacity for taking pains. Her philosophy was comprehended a few years ago in a statement in which among other things she said: The fact that I was born & woman is unimportant. . . I am a woman, and accept the responsibility and the glitter ing opportunities. Other good-looking women have done the. same thing, exert lng their energies In spite of restraining criticism echoing from the cave dwellers of an old-fashioned period. . . There is enough manhood in any vigorous, vital woman to win what she pleases lor herseil. If for no other reason her accept ance of new responsibility will be hailed as a demonstration of self confidence and of willingness to tackle a job that would daze many a man. When she said long ago, "when I am artistic director I will find a way to cut the temperament out of these operatic stars," it is more than probable that she meant every word of it. And Miss Mary Garden is Scotch also, which should be pleasing to the business managers of her enterprise, and she has a uni versal taste. In her division of operatic languages she allots for the present 50 per cent to Italian, 35 per cent to French and 15 per cent to English. Her "most cherished hope is good American opera in English, but she is none too sanguine as to that She hopes that the day will come soon when Wagner can be put od in his own language, when Ital ian, FrencH ana ijerman win u placed on a footing of linguistic equality. It would be too much to hope, of course, that even Director Garden would give us opera the words of which we could understand. The Listening Post. Booze Hounds Now Bring l eed by Lry Sleuths to Detect Liquor. BLOODHOUNDS who run on the scent of criminals until the last have been known for some time, and now comes the booze hound, accord ing to Austin Flcgel, assistant United States attorney. In the old-time par lance the booza hound was the per sistent Individual who mopped up all the liquids that came his way, but in prohibition language the booze hound is a highly trained accessory for the dry agents. Flegel tells of one of the govern ment sleuths who has developed a booze hound and uses him daily. Dogs, especially pedigreed animals, have an exceedingly delicate sense of smell, and when trained to distin guish it can scent alcohol when even the most skilled human nose would be at fault. Any description of this dog is carefully withheld, but it is understood that the government oper ative takes the animal with him and by some easily understood signal the hidden liquor is betrayed. It Is not known whether the dog makes a point or how this Is managed, but there have been a number of cap tures made of late by this means, ae cording'to reports. The presence of the talented dog is' beginning to be known, and many soft-drink purvey ors are said to regard men accom panied by dogs with great suspicion if they enter their places of business. Miss Millie Schloth believes that within a few years she will have a great swimmer, if any of the tenets of pre-natal influence are well founded. Out in Shattuck pool a great number of fearless child ex perts have been developed. Cne hot. sticky day last summer a little girl swimmer brought her mother along to watch the water sports. The mother, one of those patient types of the newcomer, shabbily dressed and none too clean, was manifestly suf fering from the heat and none too well. - Miss Schloth found a suit for her and induced her to get in the water, and the woman, soon to be a mother again, returned each time the tank was open for the public. One day she was missed and the little girl told Miss Schloth she had a sister, and a few weeks afterward excitedly reported that the baby tried out some swimming strokes in her crib. Carefully carried in arms, the baby has been shown the pool, and now the day of her debut in the water is being awaited In the expectation that she will swim as soon as placed in. the tank. An exceedingly wrathy autoist lit erally turned the air blue way out on Terwilllger boulevard Friday night when a pair of sweethearts in a tiny bug made him run for safety to the margin of the road. "If they start this way in the cold, wet winter, 1 don't know what will happen when real loving weather comes. Didja se that fellow? One arm around the glr and naturally paying her more at tention than his auto. In the old day when I did my courting," and here h turned to his life partner for con firmation, "we got out for some nice little country drives in a buggy be hind a spirited horse, but I kept both hands on the reins then both for safety and because there was a law that made it imperative. There should be some way of forcing these loving, reckless drivers to keep both hands on the steering wheel, and not divide their attention, one-tenth to driving nd the rest to conquest." Hospitality. By Grace K. IlalL The old farm house is standing thoro Beside the country road. The trees aro outlined 'gainst the evening sky; A peace that's like a benediction Clings to that abode. Though no one ever stems to wonder why; The stranger, passing, pauses oft Beside the swinging eate. Then plies his knuckles to the kitchen door. And soon he sits among the "folks" Bf-fore the glowing grata. As though he'd been there many times ' before. Those who have dined there know the the fare, They "happen past" at noon. Or draw the rein or honk the horn at night. And from the old bhie china s-xm Are served a generous share Or lusfious ham and biscuits brown and light; The "pitcher pump" upon the po-rch Is like a priceless still. Where nectar cold and pure Is na ture's brew; And though its rusty shrieks are loud All love its echoes shrill. Although they wreck one's nemes each morn anew. A gentle peace that's like a Tell Of sliimmerinc coltlen tint. And warmed with mellow sunlight, linpers there; Ts almost like a spirit llffht Has shud a mairic g!lnt, And swung a censor In t he sacred air; That farm hone stands at eventide Heside the winding rad. Without a sign of stylo to make ap peal, But hospitality in truth Dwells In that plain abode An atmosphere that deaf and blind can feel Oh! The arpot a wish. is there no somewhere where combine beauties of earth In a schema- more divine- Than the Gardens of Delhi, to Per sians so dear, Where tha nightingale's song erer pours to the ear? An Kden from discord and tsars t apart; The realm of rapture, the horns of the heart? Where the blush of the dawn t th coming of day At the hour of tw ilight has not pas away? Lne The idea behind the prohibition of acceptance of gifts by public serv ants, of course, is that they might rlevelon into a serious abuse. No one believes that in the very begin nin? they would be regarded as bribes. Chinese eggs, which in a way might relieve distress in China, con tinue to flood American markets. The lack of organization that this indicates is probably at the bottom of China's recurring troubles. Some statistician has figured out that the automobile increases a physician's efficiency 114 per cent and a lawyer's 23 per Cent. From which the moralist will take his pick of a variety of conclusions. Trolly cars for exclusive use of women in New York will need to be broad and long to accommodate them "when they "settle. The woman pas senger does not always move up with the best grace. Thrift week is just far enough in the past to make us wonder whether Its lessons are still remembered. Sporadic thrift doesn't amount to much; it has to become a habit to be worth while. Hy Showerman has worked so long on a newspaper copy oesK mat great deal of the joy has been taken out of his life. Looking for the right head for any story has become his one aim, and no matter what the un dertaking he is engaged in, he con fessed recently that he is getting to think in head lines. For instance, in ordering his meals, the menu must have the proper count In its oft( ings, so sometimes he passes up dain ties he wants to get foods that bal ance in a perfect head. But the main difficulty is with the movies. The caption writers there violate all of the rules of head writing, according to Hy, and most of the shows are spoiled for him when the sub-titles do not "tell the story." Then he frequently cannot enjoy the titles, as he has to count the number of letters and spaces before he can read them to see if they would fit in some typo of head. A New York apartment house owner has been sent to a nice warm il for not furnishing sufficient heat for his tenants, which is the precise opposite of poetic justice, to say the' least Hold-up man' is "sullen and re fuses to talk" when captured by the police. It's enough to make any body sullen to have luck run against him in tfiat most unexpected way. - The five-cent bag of peanuts has appeared in some of the larger cities, but we are not going to grow hys terically enthusiastic until we have weighed and measured one. There are 25,000,000 pounds of un sold prunes in Oregon, according to Professor Lewis, wny wait lor t-rune week? Why not begin now: uut ask for the Oregon label. "I'd like to meet the optimist." a little dispirited sort of man told Al Molin as he stepped into his jewelry store. "It's a fine, bright day, and you're looking well. What can I do for you?" quickly countered Molin, trying to qualify. . "My glasses need fixing thev hurt." was the querulous reply, anc Molin called his partner, A E. Roy to fill the breach. "Are you the optimist?" suspicious ly asked the searcher after bright ness. 'Well. I'm not exactly a pessimist," was Roy's vivacious rejoinder, as he smiled from ear to ear to justify his title, and with a few expert touches remedied a slight error in focussing, chaffed the sad customer, refused to accept any remuneration for his min ute's work and sent the little man forth smiling. Where the leaves of the myrtle, the breath of the rose re soft as a virgin who sinks In repose; And the sound of the zephyr soft stealing between, Like the lyres of C'rishna when waked for a queen. Where bright Genii dance when tha night at it's noon Lies languid and musk on the breast of the moon; And the nymphs their bright tresses caressingly twine Where the bright flashing waters ars mingled like wine? Where the deep shady bowers with whispers are stirred? And the silence is filled with the voice of the bird? Where the season for fruits is for ever begun, And the clusters blush red from the kiss of the sun? Oh! there would I dwell with the few whom 1 love. In the peace of that Kden, with foun tain and grove; Would walk those brinht aisles never clouded with care, And lauchter and mirth ever live on the air. And fading at last like a hue in the west, Bo gathered like flowers to beauti ful r-st; For who could deplore the cool clasp of the tomh When bosoms so tender share with him its gloom? C.VX FITCH PIIELI'S. COD'S ;ifts. So much music God made, for men: From the measured roar of the. muffled sen. To the threaded note the wood thrush spins; Or the rippled flow of the vlolins.t In the crash of the symphony: So much of His music my dumb soul would sing; , Will He open the cage and bid it take wing? Is there one of God s gifts for me? So much of beauty God made for men,! From the colors that sing through the master's art; To the bed of blue for the vagrant clouds; From tho crystal stars the snow flake shrouds, To the gate of the lily s heart! But color and canvas, are locked by Fate's key, And my spirit wait3 vainly a voice for her plea; Is there none of God's beauty for me? A It's a dark cloud that has no silver lining. Somebody complains mat there is no profit in sugar any more. At last the consumer is beginning to get back. - By the time the Michigan recount is completed it won t make mucn difference to the contestants who wins that senatorial seat. "Federal Tax Collectors Breaking Down Under Strain," says a head line. Now they know how the rest of us feel; With a state income tax we shall have another opportunity to give un til it hurts. Portland's Russian population turned out en masse to see Pavlowa last week, and a number of the news boys neglected business in order to see the famed dancers interpret the folk lore and steps from their native land. Way up in Bill Pangle's gal lery the newsies rubbed elbows with other lovers of dancing who could not afford the downstairs seats, and possibly got more enjoyment out of the show as they sat on their hard cement benches than did the occu pants of the well-upholstered dress circle seats. THE SCOL'T. So manv gifts God mndo for men! Rut the last, best gift cf nil. I have found where sorrow sells her wares. Where pain and death walk un awares. And the noisiest footsteps fall: A pearl, that glows with the Joys to be, And shows through Its prism, etern ity. And the King in Ills beauty," for me! MARY ALETHRA WOODWARD. New Jeraey Orator's Hope, Exchange. One of the most noted criminal law yers of this country while pleading the cause of his client was invariably so overcome by his innocence and wrongs that his voice would fall, his utterance would become choked and he would sob so that he would be obliged to sit to recover himself. "I should think," said a judge to him one day, "that thi jury would understand your little drama .by this time." "Ah, but your honor forgets," said the lawyer, his eyes twinkling, "that there is always a new jury before whom I play." TIIKV AM THKRK. How distinctly I remember: It was in the late September Of the presidential yi-.ir. In the city of the roses Where the nature-maid reposes In her loveliest of gear; At a Harding rally meeting. With the speaking and such greeting As was never heard before. In Portland's audience quarters Among partisan exhortcrs There I found a lost "Lenore. Light and faces fulled the space Of the stage and nether places Of the Auditorium grand. Long I stood, with usher, waiting And wondering and debating Whether 1 should sit or stand. All was well. If I were seated Ere that programme was completed, Which I motored miles to hear. Lower circles then ignoring. Higher aisles I went exploring For a seat in front or rear. J'ust above the bifrsrer 'leven And below the "Nigger Heaven." Yet among the "upper ten," Flace for nie there was for sitting, Lower than the angels flitting Although higher than tha men; As on edge of cloud suspended ' With balcony people blended Thus we hovered o'er the stag'1. "We" included one beside me, Whom to wed was to betide mo In this democratic aire. MILO C. KING. I