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THE SUNDAY OREGONIAX, PORTLAND, SEPTEMBER 19, 1920
LIFE SKETCHES BY ARTIST WHO SENSES SPIRIT OF THE DAY
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Political Reactionsl
By W. E. Hill
Copyrlcht. 1929. NewTork Tribune tno.
Mr. George Brick has been explaining at great length, so that
Mrs. Brick may know how to vote next November,-all,the in
tricacies of party issues. Mr. Brick has filled miserably, for
Mrs. Brick,- right in the face of Mr. B.'s most convincing argu-'.
ments, has veered over to thqf other party with the irrefutable
assertion that the wife of Mr. B.'s pet ?andidate "looks dead i
common. I wouldn't want to see any one as ordinary as shej
in the White House!" " " .
Reporter for The Sunday Wallop "en "route to inquire of Presidential
candidate just what are his views on "mysticism of the nude in modern
art," for the enlightenment ot a breathlessly awaiting public. The
candidate-will no doubt say: "Well, to be quite ho. test, I haven't had a"
chance to look at a newspaper for the past two days, so X shall have
to defer answering your question. I can say this much, however," if
we are elected, there will be a complete reversal of the present para
mount issues in the White House."
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laughter, "who
ever is elected,
it'll be the same
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same old crooked
Iioliticians! I'd
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country run by
men under twenty-five
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ageforachange 1"
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Uncle Toby hav
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one party since
he came of age.
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"And do tell me how you feel about Article X! At a little evening gathering, just after a well informed English
woman has asked a pair of American ditto how they expect to settle the voting question. - As for any political
issues, all Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Roblee can call to mind in n hurry is that Governor Cox's -wife istfiifh'er a suf-.
fragist nor an.anti, but "just the Governor's wife," and that Mr. Harding fovea to sit pn a fropfe porch. Both
ladies hope to change the subject before they get to Article X .......
!The man I'd like to see on the Presidential ticket
13 Simon P. Hang, of Little Falls, Ark." There's a
big red-blooded man for you. Left grammar
school and went to -work in a foundry at eight
years of age. None of your high brow stuff for
him!" The man who always has a potential can
didate up his sleeve, to the exclusion' of any difc
cuFsion on present issues.
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Miss Roe, the left, winger, is going to vote with the
most conservative of the conservatives in hopes that
by so doing there will be a violent reaction toward
radicalism. Very subtle, but then Miss Roe is al
ways strong on the subtle.
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A Lrj f', kltl J?.y-t?S;ih& J ' Relieve we wojnen ought to have the vote. I think there I, 'SAf'4. fk
V - Ult ?k&?$m?&r ought toltw tftng. left for th men!" V -'- .5t J 4'teB-r2S-7C
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- W r- iA JPjL J "Miss-Mint, the"socialist,ho isn't wining to Mf.-Bagey!8 for anything and anybody who ' 'X V I ll'S'' Wff X '
Ni4.-;,W? $rV?.V f'- W:' argue her radical tendencies vrtth any one who fa for Mr. Wilson's League of Nations! f V U'fS-". ill S
-V .fS'l fetoj differs with hen- "I.wn't pohtical Mr. Bagley argues that no onl who is 100 per Vk V. S I 1 t ' j V
5sS: 'V 17 K'lrV ideals," says she "It's a subjectjthat jstoo. cent American and loves 'Amurica" can -
SVJJI tpear. my hearty .swalIowaJlthem high brow ideasl" f J
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