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Steger building. Chicago; ver ree c t'onkltn. Free Press building, De troit. Mlrh. San Francisco representative, T! J. Bidwell. SfRTRISING AND SHOCKING. The reason behind the dismissal of Secretary Lansing as secretary of state lies deeper than the trifling and inconsequential accusation of attempted usurpation of " executive power made by the president. He travels on a single track, and is given ' to sudden and imperious divagations; and he will not tolerate about him . any cabinet or other advisers "whose minds do not willingly go along with mine," to paraphrase his own words. He is the state. When he is ill, the nation must also lie abed. When he ceases to function as the executive, there shall be no other head, but the state also shall cease to function, in all its vital policies. It is an astounding revelation of the presidential whimsicality and pride. It is no less disquieting than it is astounding. It is too painful and critical a subject upon which to ven ture any candid and searching esti mate as to what is wrong at the White House; but it must occur to everyone that the protracted illness of. President Wilson has thrown him out of all normal relationship with his cabinet and with the govern ment. It will be agreed of course that President Wilson's attitude toward his advisers, toward congress, and toward the public has always been singular. No president ever pro fessed to feel more desirous of coun sel "the meeting of minds" -amd none ever in practice employed it so little. Ko president ever pursued so consistent a policy of exclusion for himself in the White House. No president ver demanded and got more of nonpartisan support from the whole public, and gave less to the public. No president was ever more tactless in his relations with con gress. No president ever defied pre cedent so contemptuously and 80 continuously, in many matters con trolling the conduct of the ex ecutive. No president ever so boldly and resentfully reduced his constitu tional counselors to the pitiful status of mere automatons. No president ever before left the country to run itself for six months, while he went abroad, and insisted, on his return, when a great illness unhappily over took him, that it should remain in a headless condition. When the circumstances of Secre tary Lansing's conduct are fairly considered, it will be seen that he was moved by an earnest desire to meet a difficult situation, and to dis charge with fidelity his duty to his chief and his trust to his country. He was the ranking member of the cabinet, and he sought to bring them together in conference to cover any emergency created by the president's disability, and to discuss inter-departmental matters. The record shows that the cabinet thus sought to meet the Mexican crisis and the coal strike, and other questions, and that the president was aware of its pro ceedings, or of some of them, and made no protest; but when he was able he took over for action certain affairs under discussion by the cabi net. Now after five months of this clumsy manner of government, dur ing all of which time the secretary of state was denied access to the president, Mr. Wilson suddenly dis covers that he has a tearful griev ance against Mr. Lansing, and de mands an explanation, and, when it is frankly and politely given, relieves him of his office. In ordinary times, it would be said that the discharge of a high official for such small reason, or for no rea son, except that he was endeavoring to rise above a trying condition, was evidence of a too suspicious and pet ulant executive mind; but there would have been nothing to do about il and no great apprehension ot alarm over it, since it must be-con-ceded that the president has a wide prerogative to choose or to discharge the members of his official cabinet They stand in such relation to him as do no other officers, of the gov ernment. But in the ' present ex traordinary situation, the public will be disposed to seek a reason beyond mere passing irritation or caprice, and to fear that it lies in an inex plicable and fathomless presidential psychology, aggravated' by disap pointment and illness, and unable to adjust itself normally to heavy du ties and pressing obligations, both to the public and to individuals. Let us hope that it is nothing more. Certainly it is all that. Doubtless when the strain upon him. is re lieved, and physical robustness dis Btace serious debilitation, there will be no such grave and astonishing manifestations of an upsetting will, an uncontrolled judgment. UNCERTAINTIES OF REWARD. Aspiring song writers and libret tists will discover, if they will take the trouble to read the report of the appraiser of the estate of the late Henry Martyn Blossom Jr.. that however greatly persistence may be rewarded in the song-writing profes sion, it is not safe to count on win ning a fortune from a single in spired thought. Mr. Blossom left a moderate-sized fortune as the result of more than two decades of hard work, but a good many of his most brilliant conceptions were disap pointing when measured by money returns. Blossom ranks with the most suc cessful of all American writers of popular plays and musical comedies. Checkers" will still be recalled by many who do hot remember that he was its author. The same is true oX "The Yankee Consul," "The Velvet Lady," "Mile. Modiste." "The Red Mill," "Baron Trench," "The Only Girl," and others. The songs in these comic operas were sold on a, royalty basis, after the operas themselves had proved their popularity, with re sults that show how fickle the pub lic taste is in such matters. Royal ties for six months from the songs from "The Only Girl," for example, give the following sharp contrasts: "Antoinette," 52 cents; "Equal Rights," 4 cents; "Here's to the Land We Love," 1.0; "More. I See of Others." $1.02: "Personality." 112.78: "Tell It All Over Again," $6.44: "when You re Away, ' 2XA.40; "When Tou're Wearing Ball And," H'J.18: "Tou're the Only Girl," jl.7: scores. $8; selections, $9.22; waltzes, S2.30, and fox trot, 23 cents. ruary Atlantic about the way geog- This is typical of the entire list prepared by the inheritance tax of ficer. "The Velvet Lady," to cite an other example, was a season's suc cess at a time when the prohibition issue was exceedingly alive in New York. Yet "Any Time New York Goes Dry" yielded only $2.79. He made $1000.32 from "Love and Life," and $36 from "Spooky Ookum." Of the songs in "Mile. Modiste," one, "The Time, the Place and the Girl," brought in nine cents, while "Kiss M-e Again" netted $3643.05. There are a great many more 6ongs that yielded less than $5 than there are that brought more than $100. Blos som's work as a whole was finan cially worth while, but this seems to have been the result rather of prodi gious industry than of skill in esti mating the public taste. Blossom wrote several hundred songs in his lifetime. He did not succeed in averaging a larger per centage of successes in later years than he did in the beginning. There is no magic in the business of writ ing popular songs. The method seems to be to keep everlastingly at it, to go on working without much thought of the reward, and to trust Manchuria. All opposition to the reds is dead in Russia. The old army officers who were forced into the red service by threats to massacre their families now are so embittered previous experiences which quelled the spirit of bravado with which that visitation was met in its beginning. It has been shown with reasonable certainty that chances of surviving against the allies for deserting them lan attack are multiplied by a regimen tnat they are ready to fight for the of sleep, moderation in eating and soviet m an aggressive war. Lleyd avoidance of fatigue. It is rather George now seeks to avert th'e storm by resuming trade with Russia and is suspected of negotiating peace under cover of a conference on exchange of prisoners. So soon after it has led the allies In triumph over the might or Germany is Britain brought to the humiliating position of truckling to the party which aims to bolshevize the British isles. - Wire DELATT General Wood's declaration in re gard to the league of nations is frank and straightforward enough to sat isfy any reasonable man, but it will not satisfy Senator Borah or others of the death battalion. With the Lodge reservations attached, the covenant would constitute a general endorsement of article 10, but the United States would remain free to adopt its own application of the prin ciple. So much attention has been paid' to this and other controverted points that the solid, undisputed benefits of the covenant have been overlooked It binds all nations to arbitration and mediation and' to disarmament. and it makes an outcast of any na- tion which violates that pledge. Five years ago we should have considered even this much a great advance on the road to permanent peace. Public opinion has been so clearly expressed that decision should not be deferred till November just to please Senator Borah and his little coterie. the rest to luck. -The approaching distribution among the states of the volumes promised by the American Library association for use of soldiers and sailors is less important with regard to the actual number of books in volved than for the recognition it gives to the reading habit created by the book movement during the war. THE FOLLY OF SOFT BLOWS. While the last remnant of Deni- kin's army flees to its ships or to Roumania and while all of Siberia lies open to the reds. Premier Lloyd George says that he held the opinion a year ago that bolshevism could not be crushed by force. He gave con siderable help, in the shape of arms and munitions, to those who under took thus to crush it, but he did so by way of compromise with "his col leagues who favored effective inter vention. Hence the aid given to the armies of true democracy in Russia always proved Just short, of enough to carry them to final victory. In every quarter a little more help should have proved decisive. Yet Mr. Lloyd George cites the failure of his half-hearted intervention as a vln dication of the policy of non-intervention which he wanted to follow but did not. Expulsion of the Germans from the Baltic states, recognition of the independence of those states, and the sending of a small army to aid them should- have enabled Yudenitch to take Petrograd last October, when he came within ten miles of the city. The German attack on Riga divided the white forces and allowed the reds to gather fresh armies and crush Yudenitch. A moderate addition to the Arch angel army should have given it power to advance southeastward to a junction with Kolchak last spring. The allies were held to thp defensive, Kolchak was driven back for lack of support, and the junction became impossible. A field army to co-operate with Kolchak and a force adequate to protect his rear should have given him enough force to extend his line to a junction with Denikin's right on the Volga, to cut off the reds from the Caucasus and the Caspian sea and to prevent the red conquest of central Asia. Liberal supply of arms and muni tions to .the Poles would have enabled them to attack successfully on the western front. The ring of fire en circling the bolshevists would then have been complete. The ground on which effective in tervention was opposed was a mass of falsehood skilfully propagated by the bolshevists themselves among the working people of the allies. To the reds of France. Britain and Italy it was said that their capitalist govern ments wished to crush the first government by the proletariat which had ever been established. To those whom this plea could not reach it was said that intervention would vio late Russia's right of self-determination. The British labor unions took up the cause of the reds, and Lloyd George's abandonment of Russia was a surrender to tnem. xne Italian socialists forced Premier Nittl to adopt the same policy. Clemenceau alone stood out against any policy but relentless war on the reds, and he fought and routed the French social ists at the election, but France could not act ajope. By truckling to the British reds the British premier has prevented the allies from helping the forces of democracy to save Russia from a more diabolical tyranny than that of the French terrorists. The story of Russia proves the truth of Theodore Roosevelt's saying about the folly or striking soft blows, It is estimated that there will be be tween 200,000 and 300.000 volumes; That truth should come home with left after the needs of the army and particular force to the British, for navy have been met, and there are to bo'.shevlst power now spreads over ail be allotted one-half In proportion to of northern and central Asia, threat the number of men from each state j ens British supremacy In Mesopota ln service during the war and the 1 mia, Persia and India, binds together other half in inverse proportion to 'all the Mohammedans of Asia in an the number of books now in the antl-Britieh alliance, and attacks libraries of-each. state iagrogortion to Britain's ally, Japant in Corea and! greclable bounds lias beea the .costly. RECURRENCE OF EPIDEMICS. The conclusions of two British scientists, based on a study of vital statistics for a number of years, that influenza epidemics have a tendency to re,cur at intervals of thirty-three weeks until they have exhausted themselves, seem to be borne out at least In , part by the news from various parts of the country, and they illustrate the importance of ac curate records regarding community health. There is no magic in dupli cation of threes, as the necroman cers of a few centuries ago would have tried to make, the people be lieve, but there is a warning in the statement, if it is approximately borne out by events. There can be no excuse for lack of preparedness if we can foretell the return of an epi demic, and no reason why health authorities should not have the ma chinery of their departments in working order. This would hold good if periodicity coincided only a'pproxi mately with the statistical conclu sions of the British scientists. The rate of progress of an epi demic from point to point 13 not easily ascertainable, and with so called Spanish influenza in particu lar it has been complicated in a good many instances by failure to recog nize it as such at its onset It hap pens to be true, however, that influ enza appeared in New York about the middle of September, 1918, and again in a milder form In May, 1919, and that thereafter, about Christmas, 1919, it was again recognized, al though there was at first some dis pute xb,out it, and the health com missioner of New York still insists that it has not assumed "epidemic" proportions. This, however, is only quibbling over a word, for within a few days the number of daily new cases had Increased from ninety to more than 1300, and there-were in many of these cases the classic se quellae of pneumonia from which the malady derives most of its terror. The course followed in the middle west and in the states of the Pacific coast was nearly the same as that o the plague in the east. In the first occurrence, it was on September 26 that Portland physicians began to warn the public that the danger was not imaginary, but very real, and within a few days thereafter cases began to appear. The epidemic reached its height in point of fatali ties the last week in October, but it was not until the day before Christ mas that the city auditorium re ceived its final fumigation. Three tragic months had intervened in which far more deaths occurred and more families were bereaved than by the war. The end of the first thirty- three weeks was not marked by recognized outbreak, and it is not easy to determine whether the rule was followed with minute accuracy as to the second thirty-three-week inter val, but the present epidemic prob ably had its inception within a few days of the appointed time. It was mild, as has been said, and there was reluctance to identify it as-a recur rence on that account. It had been in existence for some days, probably. before its effect began to be felt. Here, because we had learned some thing from experience, more or less drastic action was taken, and it was perhaps because of this that we have thus far fared as well as we have lone. The event also bears out the con tention of those who have studied the behavior of influenza on its previous visit to this country that it may be expected to lose intensity with each new appearance, and that it also maj vary in some of its minor manifesta tions. The shifting of the point of attach, occurrence of cases present ing different phenomena, a greater number showing enteric disturbances, and so on, with sporadic outbreaks of greater than expected intensity, are in line with the history of the previous plague of the latter years of the pre ceding century. It is shown also how dangerous it is to dogmatize on the subject and how the rule of age-in cidence, for example, may be de parted from on occasion. While pneumonia growing out of influenza in 1918 and 1919 was' destructive chiefly of life in the most vigorous period. In the twenties and thirties, and the very young and the old were largely spared, it now seems to have taken a new turn, and while the mor tality rate Is distinctly lower than it was, the disease is on the whole morej ominous in tne ages tnat rormerly escaped. It is inexplicable, but' the figures covering a wide area seem to substantiate the statement, and to show the importance of taking prompt precautions without regard for age or any other apparent pre vious guaranty of immunity. It cannot be said that physicians have yet mastered the secret of the cause of influenza, or that they have developed, any more than general principles for its treatment. Prompt quarantine is believed to have helped considerably, but probably the most potent factor In holding it within ap well established on the other hand that if one deliberately conceived the mad desire to contract the malady, he could do so by the simple expe dient of overworking, overeating and otherwise by permitting the pro tective forces of the body to reach a low ebb.. The case of a nurse, cited by a Kansas City authority, is a clas sical example. After several weeks' work In caring for influenza patients she obtained a false sense of im munity, and one evening sat by an open window until she was chilled. She Immediately developed an un mistakable case of influenza. The germs of influenza had been in her throat all the time; they had been prevented from gaining mastery until she lowered her resistance to them by violating a simple rule of health. The moral is, of course, obvious to those who believe that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure The possibility of further recurrence will also be borne in mind. It is not a matter to be trifled with. Even those who prefer calling it "grippe" to "influenza" will not, if they are wise, trust to a difference in termin ology to pull them through. AN UNDERPAID JfECESSITT. The cause of the rural mail carrier will need no other champion than the natural course of events if resig nations continue at the rate recently reported. More than fifty a day on an average are said to have been leaving the service, because they find it impossible to earn a living, to gether with the upkeep of the fliv ver and also the horse or two re quired in the northern regions in winter if schedules are to be main tained. There has ieen, it will have been observed, no talk of a rural mail carrier's strike, but there has been a movement comparable with that the schools, to leave the job be cause a better living can be mad In other ways. It goes without say ing that something will be done about it some day. The R. F. D. has become too well established as public necessity to warrant the sup position that the people will ever be content without it. To abandon now would be to remove the last prop from under the movement to nduce more farmers to stay on the land. , Indirectly the future of the mail carrier Is bound up In the solution of the high cost of eating problem. population about 10,000,000 persons. which reduces its alarming character still farther. But in truth there is no satisfac torily significant relation between statistics on ownership of wealth and statistics on total population.' Wealth in the main Is divided among persons of earning capacity; population in cludes men, women, boys, girls and infants, the greater proportion of whom have little or no property of their own, either for the reason that they have not reached the property acquiring age, or if so, prefer not to have the responsibility of ownership, or lack thrift or earning capacity, or the fortune of birth. So it appears that Mr. Plumb in withdrawing for inspection from his filing case Plan 3 (three, count them) is stating pretty much of a platitude when he exclaims against the unfairness of requiring the 65 per cent who own but 5 per cent of the wealth to pay more than their pro portion of the national debt. No i scheme of direct taxation has been proposed which would exact money from babes i arms or the children going to school or the beginners in gainful pursuits or those who lack a reasonable earning capacity. These are probably more than 65 per cent of the population. The most generally applied direct federal tax is now- the income tax. The famliy head gets a certain exemption for each child and the poorly paid individual 13 not taxed at all. Mr. Plumb need not worry about the 65 per cent. But the advice is doubtless of no value to Mr. Plumb. Even one of his capacity must be in' a highly nervous state after conducting the exhaustive re search necessary to determine the impossible as to the relation of wealth and population. their teacflers inspired them, while Bl -PRODI CT8 or TUB TIMES others did not. The fundamental im-1 ' , portance of teaching geography jSom Peculiarities of Public That Mrr. with imagination" will be conceded, PIXMB PCLL OF TLANS. Glenn E. Plumb gives promise of becoming our busiest adjuster economic wrongs. He has settled the railroad problem to his own satis faction and that of a great many railroad employes. Now he Is at work on a farm-labor co-operative plan by means of which 20,000,000 citizens will be interested in an enterprise embracing every step from produc tion of raw materials to collection manufacture, storage anf distribu tion. And he also gives hint at the farmer-labor conference that he is working on a plan to pay off the na tional debt. Such intricate matters are easy for Mr. Plumb. A close insight into his genius may I be derived from his statement that 2 per cent of the pop ulation own to per cent of the wealth; 33 per cent own 35 per cent of the wealth and 65 per cent of the people own 5 per cent of the wealth The statement is not unfamiliar. It often appears in the speeches or writings of those who are determined to correot all Inequalities. The cen sus bureau thoughtfully provides us with an appraisal of the wealth of the people, but It has not issued one since 1912. Its last estimate is di vided into twenty-one items, of which real property taxed constitutes about one half. Other items include live stock; farm implements and machin ery; manufacturing machinery, tools, etc.; railroads and equipment; street railways; telegraph systems; tele phone systems; light and power sta tions; agricultural products; manu facturing products; clothing and per sonal . ornaments; furniture, car riages, etc. The difficulty of segre gating the millions of owners of this wealth Into classes of very rich, rich, near rich and poor, if names of own ers are indeed available at all, is to determine whether the John Henry Smith who owns a tract of timber land in Oregon is the same John Henry Smith who owns a block of stock in the Pennsylvania railroad. Multiply this problem by many thousands and the impracticability of determining the percentage owner ship of national wealth becomes ap parent. In some countries national wealth is estimated upon the basis of the total income, by multiplying the in come by five and sometimes seven this country because of the fluctu ating character of Incomes. Probably the total of income tax returns is available for reaching a similar es timate, such as it is. In the United States, but the individual income standing alone is not necessarily in dicative of the possession of wealth. The lawyer, architect, doctor, ma chinist, office holder or other per son encaged in gainful pursuit, who earns $3000 a year, may possess only office furniture, or tools, personal clothing and ornaments. The total of bis possessions may be $500 In stead of the multiple of his income, which would be $16,000. Thus it appears that the 2-per- cent-of -the-people-own- 6 0-per-cent- of-the-wealth estimate was made by some one who had little to work with except his own ingenuity for guess ing, whether he was a government statistician or not, unless it was made by Mr. Plumb himself, to whom nothing is impossible. The phrase is quite a mouthful and tends to cause a sinking at the heart. But in itself it is deceptive, true or not More than one-half the population is under 21 years of age. Property accumula tion generally comes after that period of life. Two per cent of the oeoDle is approximately 2,200,000. The census department's appraisal of national wealth in 1912 was 187 bil lions. If 2,200,000 persons own 60 per cent of this wealth they own an average of about $51,000 each. Put that way the statement is not so staggering. But wealth Is gen erally distributed among heads of families and persons of mature age, so the 2,200s000.-.actually represent in SLANG.. The protest from London against an incursion of American slang. which is manifested by British play wrights and song-writers in their de sire to please the public, will be mildly interesting to those of our men who, having sojourned in Eng land on the way to France, have had their own difficulties in inter preting the slang of the British them selves, but it will serve a good pur pose in the war on slang in general by letting both people see how it sounds when others use it habitually. The objection here voiced is not, apparently, an objection to the coin age of strong words and phrases, but to their parrot-like repetition in a sonse far-rernoved from' the purpose they were originally called on to perform. This is, indeed, the essence of the case against slang 'in general. Few who employ it do so to give emphasis to "a thought, but more use 11 to conceal tne vacuity of an empty mind. This has proved particularly true where one people have tried to adopt the slang of an other, without meanwhile obtaining an approximate idea of the mean ing it was intended to convey. and it also will be believed that every other branch ought to be Included in that category. But It will be ques tioned whether geography now suf fers more from neglect in this re spect than other studies. The prac tice of linking school instruction with current news is sound pedagogy, and is growing rapidly. The war has furnished one effective means of humanizing geography, and no de partment has obtained greater ad vantage from the perfection of edu cational motion pictures. It would be Ideal, of course. If the geography of the farthest north might always be taught by Arctic explorers (who also happened to have the gift of impart ing knowledge), but it would be Im practical in a country having more than 22,000,000 children to be edu cated. It is almost as difficult as to realize the ideal that "if you want to teach children geography in the best way, you take them to the place you wish to have them learn about." There is, nevertheless, some profit in reviving occasionally the discus sion of the place that imagination has in teaching. It is a reminder, for one thing, of the value of the kind of teaching that embraces general cul ture and Is the antithesis of special izing from the very beginning only in the branches that it is- imagined will have a bearing on the vocation that the pupil may be going to adopt. By whatever method the imagination of the pupil is stimulated, desire for knowledge will be increased, and when this has been done the process of acquiring necessary 'information becomes secondary. The problem is a highly practical one, not to be solved by railing at teachers be cause they need to eat while they are teaching, but perhaps approachable through the indirect method of mak ing the reward attractive enough so that they will be able to let their imaginations soar, unhampered by the bread and butter considerations that are so effective in keeping their feet constantly on the ground. TEACHING WITH IMAGINATION. Edward Yeomans, who writes in a rather pessimistic vein in the Feb ruary Atlantic about the way geog raphy is taught in the schools and outlines the way he would have it taught, gives the impression, perhaps unintentionally, that the shortcom ings he describes are peculiar to the teaching of the branch of knowledge in which he is so greatly interested. The burden of his complaint is, in short, that teachers lack imagination. There is, of course," he says, "a geography of information, but it does not become educational until it is transformed into a geography of in spiration." Most persons who re member their own school days will recall, of course, the time they spent in committing to memory certain prosaic facts and formulas that meant little or nothing to them. It used to be and in some places still is the practice to require the pupil to learn a great humber of place names, unassociated with facts of definite human interest. Lakes of the interior of Africa, mountain chains in Asia, islands of the Pacific just their names and little more were favorites. Tanganyika, Popo catepetl, Raratonga, were words to conjure with. Like the bishop who could charm a congregation with the unction with which he pronounced the sonorous "Mesopotamia," the geography teacher dwelt on sound and gave relatively little thought to sense. It is no wonder that Ameri can children grew up with only a dim idea of their relation to the world. Desirable as it may have been to know the names of the capitals of the states and of the rivers on which they were situated, it is fair criticism to say that the manner in which these isolated facts were taught left the pupils cold. Yet one is reminded again by read ing Mr. Yeomans' all too gloomy re view that nothing is quite as bad as it seems. He pictures the typical geography teacher as "a girl of twenty-five or so, who touches up her face with a little paint and pow der, wears the high-topped and high- heeled shoes and short skirts of the shop lady' and her customer, and is teaching until some male picks her ff the tree of knowledge of good and evil as a ripe and desirable apple, thinking, that the Garden of Eden goes with it." This is not, of course, a fair indictment either of teaching in general or of geography instruc tion in particular, but it is a fair specimen of the kind of criticism in which some educational Pharisees habitually indulge. It does, however. conceal a vestige of truth applicable to the teaching not only of geog raphy, but of physics, and the lan guages, and perhaps of mathematics. and certainly of history. But it is ftardly fair to measure the develop ment of teaching by the statement that we use only a book "written by man who was interested in writing bout geography as a means of mak Ing a living," or with the help of globes manufactured by people who care no more for geography than the people who make stoves or hats. There is, too, a familiar sound to the charge that the teacher is interested only in "putting over a certain proc ess called 'teaching geography,' to get enough to pay room and board and allow something for her real In terests besides." The fact Is, of course, that the cir cumstance that a teacher of geog raphy or any other branch Of knowl edge is also interested in "getting enough money to pay room and board" ought not to count against her (or him), and that the problem of finding teachers possessed of the rare quality of imagination probably Is no more or less difficult than it was half a century ago. Most adults of the' present time, reviewing their The feeling in the Oregon Agricul tural college student body that the dress suit does not fit in with the scheme of democracy is probably based on estimates of the cost of broadcloth and moleskin rather than on any affectation of superiority that evening clothes can possibly imply. There is perhaps no more effective leveler of rink than the traditional "soup and fish" and no closer ap proaoh to uniformity of dress than it provides. Yet on economic grounds the dress suit is indefensible, as the students at Corvallis know, and they are wise in declining to burden them selves at the outset of their promis ing careers with investments that will yield them small returns at best A new dress suit at present prices costs more than an average scholar ship and is the equivalent of about a month's salary of a college professor, and it will be admitted that there are things that a college student can put to a good deal more practical use. When the democratic party tries to annex Herbert Hoover without his consent, what becomes of the right of political self-determination to which its leader Is devoted? And what a confession of poverty in statesmen is this attempt to put a republican at the head of the demo cratic ticket! Any way you look at It, the democratic Hoover boom is a piece of freak politics born of a for lorn hope. chants Have Discovered. That the question of whether the public knows merchandise must ba answered with both yos and no, is tifo verdict of Ernest C. Hastrop. who contributes to Leslie's. Fill a table with merchandise of assorted grades and the best will go first put fill three tables with the sarao merchan dise at different prices and tho most popular price for that store will lead in volume of business at the end of a day. Several years ago a western store put three tables full of the same hosiery in the main aisle. On table bora a sign 15 cents a pair, another two pairs, 25 cents, and the third 20 cents a pair. Tho lj-rnt table sold almost twice as many stockings as the other two put to gether. It was a medium-priced store. The same experiment with a popular clientele would, no doubt, have founJ the two for 23 cents far in tho h-aJ, and a bon ton store would have M more of tho 20-rent hos. Another store advertised tome yarn on one occasion at S9 cents per hank. Knit ters examined It on the tables, then went to tho department and bo-.iijht the same yarn at $1.13: per hank, thinking it was better. The remnant is second only to the rummage sale in jjopuluriiy. W omen will buy yard goods in short pieces at regular price wheo they won't event look at the same thing in I ho bolt. Store buyers of cotton and woolen goods have (rotten rid of m:iny undesirable patterns and colorings by cutting the pieces Into short lengths and piling them oti the remnant tablu. Geographically speaking, there is still "a place on the corner." reports the New York Times. It Is a dlnniinu tive islet and its name Is Himlni. Nearest of the Bahamas, it lies only 45 wnlles off tho co.t of Florid:!. Because of Blmtnl and similar tali s In the same locality, the winter ro-1 sort of Miami hag come to be called the "port of missing men," for nearly every day some vessel wclerhs anchor there, bound for one of those islands. If the weather is good In about three or at tha most five, hours later, du- pending on the speed of tho boat, the pilgrims rind their boat tiorl up to the British government pier. Aiso some of the thirstiest or the hastiest fly over. The Aero Limited, Inc. which Is conducting a passenger serv ice in Miami, has established what la called the Highball Kxpress, by which route the trip takes only about 40 minutes no longer than from New York city hall to the Bronx by sub way. There are two Islands, North Bimlnl and South Blmlnl. The natives are nearly all blacks and are gath ered into two small settlements, Alicetown and Baileytown, whose combined populations number about 1000. Aside from the fact that a man may buy a drink six days week without risking a jail senle ico, there is tha added attraction of win ter fishing. . "Yes," said Professor Brown to his bosom friend, "I cannot understand how people forget the ages of thlr children. I have no trouble. For in stance, I was born 3M0 years after Socrates; my wife 1800 years after tho death of Tiberius Caesnr; my eon John 2000 years after the entrance into Rome of Titus Sempronius Gracchus, and our Amanda 1600 years after the beginning of the Folk Wan dering. It is perfectly simple, you see." Houston Post. The Urkharitable. By tiraee l:. Hall. Tou, too. hsva met them thos elf atl.fled. Who through eternal sacrifice have gained A measure of such goodness that, though tried. They hold themselves immune to in; refrained Have they from common earthty things, Denied themselves) and kept the narrow way, I'ntll in truth they almost hsvs grown wins". So all-Intent on being "good" ar they! Not wide enough has been the scope of Minif Who claim deafness to the tempter's call, That they can fairly Judge when trials coma That cause another man to flip and fall; For untried strength Is not a thins to boat. And he is victor who o'ercomea the most. Thus, In 'a lovely life that 1 well know, Sraree one sweet thouRht of charity remains. So saintly i the narrow path below. That every other Instinct fade and wuium; So tensa the on desfre hut to be "Kood." That she disdains to mortal who cun fall. Condemns most bitterly and thinks sho should Dcclurlng none should lift to evil call! rorhap this view la right I do not know; It mny be mortal man should guard his soul Against each human Impulsa and - show No Interest save In promised heav enly gnal; But Hitne way. Uvea that narrow down to see One siiik'le thing and keep no com mon touch, Peclarlng man deserves his fat If he lcnure the standard that they value much Who, In the hour of frailty and sin. Sweet charity of spirit quite deny. Aro not the sort of aoula 1 thought passed In When KiilJen portala open In tha sky I M. Maeterlinck's notion that wine is a necessity of the soul corresponds with the message received the other day from the other world by a ouija board operator, to the effect tnat everybody drinks in heaven. But perhaps the operator had his wires crossed. Goinsr to Cuba may be a popular diversion on the Atlantic coast, but most of those who have money enough" to go to Cuba probably got it through habits of temperance that will make the trip to Cuba unnecessary. Another unfortunate thing about the high price of potatoes is the temptation it offers the farmer to plant only the culls, thus inviting a poor crop next year and a further continuance of high prices. Somebody in Wall street predicts o shnrn decline In stocks; but we can't eat stocks or wear them or live in them, so the announcement fails, somehow, to arouse our enthusiasm. The man in Ohio who has won $75 a month alimony, but loses it if he marries again, will be careful to get a wife who can support him or remain single. Among minor economies still worth mentioning, we might count the il. 000. 000 a day the government will save by turning the railroads back to their owners. - Ttin onen season is now on for poultry raisers who think they can e-pt esrsrs with magic powders, and without paying attention to feeding and breeding. We used to hear about how a Chinaman found it necessary to carry his money in a wheel barrow. Now it seem that the German must be in that class. It mav be admitted that the cost of living has not been reduced with out proving how tying up business all over the country is' going to bring it about, There is a story from New York that storage eggs dropped as low as 1 1 cents a dozen, but It is not siatea what the eggs were to be used for. A man has been arrested, in Port land on a charge of making counter feit dimes. We wonder what he thought he could buy with them. Since the allies have left the Poles to do their fighting against the reds, the least they should do is to feed the hungry, ragged legions. Non-smoking students at Walla Walla appear to be putting it all over the smokers and saving a lot of money besides. sciool days, will recall that some pt a,Dlys We are more than ever convinced that there is little or nothing in the groundhog superstition. Twins are accused in a moon- shining plot1 Heavenly twins, prob- The Japanese workmen have devel oped what Is now known In their country as tha "lazy" or "go alow" strike They present themselves daily at their regular hours, prepared to work and remain prepared to go to work until closing hours. The Japan Advertiser, commenting on this, says "The obvious raison d'etre of the "go slow" strike is, of course, tha fact that It offers means of circum venting tha law which by forbidding tha organization of trade unions de prives workers of funds with which to carry on a strike. But it would seem that the idea appeals to sonic thing in the Japanese mind. It quiet the doubts of the weaker vessels who feel that their action is disobedient and disloyal, and incidentally, by keeping the men together In the place where they are accustomed to work It makes unity easy and strengthens the influence of the ringleaders. The method, also seems to have a psycho logical effect on both parties. It ap peals to something which each rec ognizes the feeling of loyalty on the one hand and of paternal responsl blllty on the other, both well marked features of the national character as it has been developed by a paternal- feudal system. To go to tha factory loyal and ready to work If only con ditions are made just and fair, seems to the Japanese mmd a nobler atti tude than that of the arrogant west em Individually t who. walk out and refuses to work unless, on his own terms. It puts tha employor in tho awkward position of having to dis miss his whole staff If he cannot come to an agreement. This he does not wish to do, both for material rea sons which are plain enough and be cause he dreads Its eriect on putiiic opinion. In short, the "slow" strike is a successful adaptation of a west ern theory to Japanese conditions, and it is not surprising that it should have captured the Imagination of tha public." One of Thomas A. Edison's atories of bis trip to Bcrln not long before the war Is retold by Thomas Commcr ford Martin In tha Springfield Itepub lican. One of Edlson'a old bench workers la Sigmund Bergmann, who went back to Germany with money mads In manufacturing for Edison, and became a privy councillor of the empire. Bergmann brought Ediuoa into the presence to exhibit the oper ation of his latest phonograph, where upon the kaiser got Edison to take tha machine apart slowly and assem ble it. Next day before a gathering of bis notables as though It was a startling novelty to him the kaiser repeated tha performance himself for the benefit of an astonished court. and got away with it except as to Edison, who remarks dryly that then and there he "got the kaiser's num ber," so that the episode of the Meteor pewter racing cup had no ele ment of surprise for him in it. Edi son tells the story almost sadly, for he likes real smartness. "The system of debts and taxes Is leveling all governments in Europe. We must ultimately go the same way. There Is no practicable or Imaginable expedient to escape it that 1 can con ceive." The forern'ng is a quotatlt from a letter by John Adaina, written at Quincy, July 27, 17S9, to his secretary of war. ' IXJI'STIt K. The hraih of demons, rising out of hell; A thing of hate, linked with each evil spell; A force (h.it wakes resentment hearts to swell is rank Injustice. The blow that fulls upon tha faithful . beast. The atlng to Innocence hy He r- leased. The claim unfair, another'a effort fleeced Deeds of Injustice. Yet some must feel and hear It every day. With steeled control refrain from say ing nay; Unaided, puny effort may not slay The demon of injustice. Offering; naught, yet teaching self- control It tries the mettle of the atrongest ooul; A foe to grapple with while acea roll Ilijusf ice. JANETTE MARTIN. M'uim;. I am coming. I am romiiiK. hear the south wind blow; You may see the crocus blooming, daf fodil in long alralght row; Pussywillows now are bending, o'er the beds where violet mow; And the warmest wind Is lending softest broese to melt the snow I am coming, I am coming; 'ere th winter's sleet Is fcone. You may are the robins gathered. 011 the Kreen patch on the lawn; Curious cotyledons .folded round the early planted pea. And the newer borrles molded on the Christmas holly tree. I am coming. 1 am coming, over hill and over plain: All arrayed in Kaycst aarniriits, you may ace my courtly train: O the joyous Incantations, that do through tha breexes ring. O'er the marvelous creations nature tenders to tha sprlns;. BKRTU.V K. HLGI1KT. FATIEM'K. I passed her by, I knew her not. An ancient dame I never aought. Her wrinkled vlsasa quite repal.'ed When once her shackles I beheld. 1111. still she waited, stern as death She seemed to count my every breath CauKht every quick Impulsive deed. To each mistake gave careful heed. If I would haste aha held me hound. Enchained, encircled, hedaed around, If I would fiy she rllmied my wlna And wfiispered moat retarding things. Her messengers were everywhere, Their presence filled the Very air With littla cords to bid me wait. To bide my time, be imt elate, t'ntll at last Imprisoned so. Her faintest step 1 cams to know, And even clasped her In tha end. My safest, aaiiest, staunchrst frlsnd EVA EMEIIY DYE. A AVTI. What joy. what gladness fills th heart. When rambling round on nature's breast. As from our cares and work depart. We aeek the balmy peaceful rest. When through tha woodland on the hill. We loiter round with laay ease. We're wafted heavenward until We're bitten by those cussed fleas. Or when soma winding path leads through. A flow'ry meadow to a brook. Where free for all yet seen by few. Are jewels hid in v ry nook. We note the mosa, the birds, the skv. All that'a sublime and full of grace Our lofty thoughts are stricken by The fragrant polecat's smutty fare. WILLIAM VAN OKO3. Ml' ST.Wt. Just as you are, My Morning Star: When the song rT t lac bird In the dewy hour. In the tree la heard Amid the flowers I await thy word. Just as yo.i are. My Morning Star! Just as you are. My Evening Stir! When the night dews fall Over the flowers And over the wall; In the twilight hours I await tliy cm I Just aa yoj are. My Evening Star! -JIERlilLL AiiTlit'K 10TU1R3.