8 TIIE SUXDAT OSEGOXIAX, rOKTLAXD, SEPTEMBER 21, 1910. LIFE SKETCHES BY ARTIST WHO SENSES SPIRIT OF THE DAY 1 $ sr W. Among Us Mortals g& 47 SCENES j&3 HW1 rlf mm pfca tl M: -?MPi Ml mmmmmMM -5. 3. as Keeping Down Expenses By.W. E. HILL Copynrht. IJ. Nw Tork Tribune Inc s. ' it u ; . . villi The salaries of our college professors have not risen proportionately with the H. C of I. and it becomes necessary that Professor Dobey should patronize a more moderate priced tailor. It was Mrs. Dobey who dis covered the "college cut" tailoring shop, "and." said that lady. 'it seems as though you could hardly go wrong, since they advertise college cloth"." Something seems to have gone wrong, although the professor, who is accustomed to leaving it all to the tailor, can't figure out what it is. 3sS Some people will do anything short of committ mg murder if they can get into a theatre without paying. Joe Bass, on from Indianapolis with the little wife and her mother, hopes to get in to '"Stop Tickling." that peppy summer revue, before the evening is over, although at 9:15 o'clock the head usher, who comes from Joe's town, h as not put in an appearance around the box office. J Joe, the little wife and mother-in-law are tryin g to make friends with the box office man from a distance, and are all smiling, oh, such friendly, warm-hearted "Just-you-come-to-Indianapolis-1 some-time" smiles. mm - if uh&m Eddie's mother tells at great length what a wonderful ex perience the army life has been to Edward given him a broader vision why. even the kitchen police has taught him self-reliance; incidentally. Eddie's rC P. experience is helping the family to solve the servant problem arid save on the household expenses. tddie, who hates wiping not nearly so en about it as are bis J'ii -VA J.il'ji' I; tt Mrs. Harry De Lossey Millyon will tell yon at great Iengln that she "just doesn't see how she and Harry can escape the poorhouae. with all these weddings and having to buy presents." etc However, Mrs. Millyon has hit on the novel slogan of "Not so much the value of the gift as the thought that goes with it." and it saves considerably. V it 5V. Mr. Seltz lives in a hotel, and the restaurant bill has become an item to worry over so that any lump sugar, or a roll left over, is taken up to the room, pro vided no one is looking. Now Mr. Seltz is. unfort unately, absent-minded at times, and. it was hard to explain why he should have emptied the contents of the sugar bowl into his pocket at Mrs. Brown's little dio-.ner. The overseas hat which Lilyan's soldier boy has brought her has been a great saving of millinery to Lilyan. Lilyan expects to keep com pany with a "gob"" next fall, and if a sailor hat labelled "U S. S. Texas" is forth coming she will be nicely fixed for the autumn. Vv ( -ii-ii ' mat A penny saved" Irving has found a stamp which has come through the mail in perfect condition -no cancellation and he is going to pick it off the envelope if it takes the whole morning. J. -r X ."Hey, fellas, anybody got a weed around here?" Johnny is one of those tobacco grafters who are always on the pointpf purchasing a package of cigarettes but never get around to it. Johnny's expense account is consid erably lessened per week, to say nothing pfh'fsgulariiy around the ofjio- Ethel. who is all for strict economy these days, has discovered a roadhouse where you can get a steak -for fno. mind you for two dollars. It is only six or seven miles v the river by taxtcab. at-1 Ethel is phoning Harry who reajly ought to econ omize more- to take her there. i M Mil Ma it t T V IIS mm mm V 1; '" i gp Mrs. Wilkie has no intention of tipping the waiter not a bit of it her chop was overdone or maybe it was the check, which she had to wait for. Tipping is an unnecessary expense these days. and. anyway, why should she give five cents to a stupid waiter who lets a chop be overdone I. (