... - '" ' . '. . i-: . - 1 . i . 1 1 ' pfLataaaaa B'tWB'IMIWIW,l!! -"wiJ" w iwi wt'kM u.wBffMtfpw ,k . j .wjwww vyv: '.MHtmyj. H'tw ""V r-i - i I- - '! T A -S (CA X , 5Z n I i - ' ' J I . f. I vhich ends happily. It has the Cohan :. .. . . - v ;: Br I , ' S k-'-l'T5'"''''5'- ' ' ::--"i y 1 ,-it and -unction with its Impressive mo-. I- wisv i i U ' I " .1 S F f l'i , V-x f 'enta, its brilliant comedy and tar- ' ! ' 'l'-'tl'K i 1 - -A M o- " " i ' iachins influence for good. The book Vst i i 1 f jf I 'If'-- 8 f '-wj f s 1 I ,," -JN a thousands of readers. The two I. ' . ".T i w '-' 14 I i , " ! I V , " eekly bargain performances will be , g . .-m-r- .at. !'-S-5ll; ' ' ' r " iven tomorrow night and Wednesday '- - ' I 'III XliL Jf lr ' MSUtS -:acinee and another matinee Saturday. 4 " ' M ZZ?r'"tf : 1" 1 11" ' jT . ' v ' !J " Voung Hackenschmldt and Company I 1 "7" " vr.!-. ' Ij ' rd'.ll 11 f Scheduled as Attraction. ; 3 SS. H " ' I I - " 4 I T : Young- Hackenschmidt. champion 1 - ' ' - '' -l f ' . , I v X 1 f 1 light-heavyweight wrestler of the ; Z. " - - T I 5 y R .-. 3 world, brother of George Hacken- BY LEOJ.TB CASS BAER. mHE dramatization of Harold Bell I Wright's story of the Northwest, ' "The Winning of Barbara Worth," ie the next attraction at the Kelllg. Mark Swan made the stage version of the popular novel and Virginia Hardy created the leading role. She Is said to be an ideal Barbara and has been delighting theatergoers wherever she has played. Those who have read Mr. Wright's story will no doubt rejoice to eee it on the stage. This Is the original company, and, like Ethel Barrymore's famous line. "There isn't any more." The engagement opens Thursday for a three-night stay, with a matinee on Saturday. "Twin Beds" is coming the next week for a return engagement. Eddie Leonard, who to all accounts Is the undisputed possessor of the title, "The Prince of Minstrels." is headllner No. 1 of the Orpheum show opening at the Heilig this afternoon. Today Leon ard is a man just turned 40 and he has been a professional actor for 24 of those years. He was hardly more than a grown boy when he forsook a rolling mill In Richmond, Vs., to join a min strel troupe.. He sang and soft-shoe danced himself to fame and as the original "waw-waw" singer he won for himself a particular niche in min strelsy. "Eddie Leonard Is better than ever," paid Carl Reiter, manager of the Seat tle Orpheum. who dropped Into Port land for a few hours Wednesday. "In Seattle he 'stops the show' every day and his act is one of the liveliest I have ever seen." Mrs. Eddie Leonard also is -with the new Orpheum show, but she does not bear the name of her Illustrious min strel husband on the programme. She is Mable Russel. who with Marty Ward and company has a turn entitled "Call It What You Like." Mable still Is under her husband's direction profes sionally, but this season she decided upon an act for herself. It is a cluster of words in a musical setting and ce mented with dancing. The two Leonards ought to be rnough to illumine any Orpheum bill, but Martin Beck believes in the . "bunch light" show plan and accordingly has added -other stars. The joint head liners with Eddie Leonard are Homer B. Mason and Marguerite Keeler, who are especial favorites in Portland. Mason and Keeler will be seen in "Married." a one-act play written by Porter Emerson Browne. Mason and Keeler triumphed with it here two sea sons ago and it is regarded as a vaude ville classic. They could, have trav ersed the Orpheum circuit in a new ct. but the powers that be In the United Booking Officer, say the theat rical journals, directed them to amuse the West again with "Married." Mr. Mason has been declared to be one of the best comedians of the American stage. Mason and Keeler confine their efforts to playlets written by Porter Emerson Browne. 'Although Mr. Browne is one of the best-known con temporary authors he is probably best remembered for his "A Fool There Was." He wrote "In and Out" for Mason and Keeler, who played" this Piece for two years, and "Married." the vehicle they have retained for another season, also is from his pen. And the Orpheum offers still more. Six water lilies will appear. This Is not a moving picture but a "tank" act, the water lilies being Venus-like girls who swim and dive and cavort ex pertly. George M. Cohan, the irrepressible, best known for his comedies and musi cal melodramas, is responsible for the dramatization of Frank L, Packard's novel. "The Miracle Man." which the Alcazar Players offer for the week at the Baker, beginning this afternoon. - The subject is a big one and It's a bit difficult to connect with the merry George of singing and dancing days. As in the case of many of Cohan's suc cessful plays, the action of "The Miracle Man" takes place in a New England village. If there Is one thing Cohan can do better than another it is in his creation of small-town types, and the sincerity of their speech. "The Miracle Man" is full of types but it is far, far removed from the sort of plays with which George M. Cohan has been al ways identified. It is a beautiful theme, and exquisitely told. In the keeping of the Alcazar Players It is positive to prove a gem. It is entirely new to Portland, as the road show did not come out here in it. Fantasies' new bill opens tomorrow afternoon with "Mr. Inquisitive" top ping the list. "Mr. Inquisitive" Is a moving picture-musical comedy, with a Jot of glrly girls and musical novelties. The featured act is the Three Keatons, another musical act. TWO HEADLIXERS AT ORPHECM E. Leonard, Minstrel, and II. B. Ma son and Marguerite Keeler Billed. With two joint headllners and a spec tacular extra attraction on the bill, the Orpheum show at the Heilig Thea ter this afternoon promises to be one of the big entertainments on th vaudeville season. In the first place, on the poster is Eddie Leonard, "the prince of min strels," who, with a supporting com pany, will offer "The Minstrel's Re turn," a story of the South, with a mips , --s;s;i fes;- ! musical setting. Leonard is assisted principally by Anthony Howard and Fred Mayo and the act teems with lively specialties, in which the famous minstrel shines particularly. Leonard is considered In minstrelsy to be oae of the greatest soft-shoe dancers be fore the public today and he is unique as a singer of darky songs. He is the originator of the peculiar "waw-waw" type of song, which every ambitious blackfacer tries to imitate, and he has a novel manner of "putting over" his darky songs. In his Orpheum act Leonard features his own songs, including "I Lost My Mandy." "I Wish I Was a Girlie's Beau," "Roly Boly Eyes," "Booloo Eyes," "Ida" and his latest song suc cess. "Black Eye Lou." The second stars of the Incoming show are great Portland favorites. They are Homer B. Mason and Mar guerite Keeler, who are returning over the circuit in "Married." a one-act play written - by Porter Emerson Browne, the eminent author. "Married" Is considered as one of the classics of vaudeville and in the hands of Mason and Keeler it always Is a sure-fire laughter hit. Miss Keeler is a graduate of Vassar and she and Mr. Mason formerly were members of the "Beaux and Belles," an artistic musical act. Their first vaude ville sketch was "Hooked by Crook." Later they appeared for two seasons in "In and Out," a playlet written espe cially for them by Porter Emerson Browne. "Married" Is extolled- as the greatest success of their vaudeville ca reer and in New York when "Mason and Keeler in 'Married' " shines forth in the electric lights boxoffico records are broken. "Six Water Lilies" is the extra at traction of the new Orpheum show. These are Venus-formed girls, who swim, dive and cavort in an immense tank. -This is the first tank act to come via the Orpheum-this season, and the act has won general praise as be ing the best aquatic act seen in big time vaudeville. All the girl swimmers and divers are medal-winners. Remaining acts of the show are Ma bel Russell and Marty Ward and com pany in a comicality entitled "Call It What You Like"; Nell O'Connell. a rosebud of song, who formerly was stenographer for Wells-Fargo in Dal las, Tex., and St. Louis, Mo.; James Sil ver and Helen Duval, In a rural .com edy called "Simplicity"; Mile. Vera Sa bina and company, in "Fantasies of the Dance"; Orpheum Travel Weekly, showing moving-picture views of Hol land and France, and the Orpheum con cert orchestra. 'TWIN BEDS" DUE AT HEILIG Rollicking Play With Record of Suc cess in East to Be Here. The announcement of the prospective visit of Salisbury Field and Margaret Mayo's "Twin Beds" to the Heilig Thea ter, December 21, 22 and 23, is expected to crowd the playhouse to Its limit when this delightful comedy comes to town. "Twin Beds" Is a rollicking tale of life among the flat dwellers and is an ingratiating exposition of the amazing and amusing adventures of three mar ried couples who are neighbors in one of the fashionable apartment buildings which abound in certain sections of New York City. The appearance there of an Italian tenor, in the bibulous mis apprehension that he is in his own in stead of his neighbor's apartment, pro vides the situation from which a vari ety of ludicrous complications results. Previously this tenor and his wife and another married pair had been neighbors- in another apartment house. The teoar persists In forcing attentions upVA the girl-bride, whose husband in sists upon moving. So, also, does the tenor's wife, 'and, of course, the two couples, unknown to each other, move into the same building. "Twin Beds" comes with a record of one whole year in New York, six months in Australia, and has already reached its second year in London. As soon as the various translations are made 'it will be produced in Paris, Rome. Madrid, Petrograd. Toklo, South America and South Africa. The at traction comes here undeV the A. 8. Stern & Co. banner, and with it will come a cast of clever players who have adequately caught the spirit of the authors. "MR. .-INQUISITIVE" OFFERING Clever Musical Comedy to Open at Fantages Tomorrow. When Leo Edwards wrote the music for "Mr. Inquisitive," the sparkling "movie" musical comedy to be featured at Pant&ges for the week commencing with the matinee tomorrow, he had an SIM1 K rvSwJ I ; M VS' Uiny Aiaaaaaif Hn.,wwvt' riirn. -vyr -.y.j- ti j,t ear for the most tuneful -melodies he has yet composed. Earle Cavanaugh is eeen In the lead ing role In the cyclonic offering and he is supported by the charming young comedienne. Ruth Tompkins, a large cast of 'clever principals and a bevy of real Broadway beauties. Among the song hits Mr. Edwards has introduced into "Mr. Inquisitive" are "Do You Follow Me?" "Shades of Night," "A Dream" and "There Is a Lit tle Bit of Bad in Every Good Little Girl." The act has been staged .by Jack B. Loeb and the book was written by Mr. Cavanaugh and Edith June. There is a happy blending of musical comedy and the ""movies", in "Mr. In quisitive," adding to its originality. - The Three Keatons and Rucker and Winifred are the special attractions. The Keatons have a whirlwind acro batic act that includes sensations with a hurricane of laughs. They have been a tremendous success in the East and this is their first appearance on the Coast for some years. Their standing in vaudeville circles as "Fun s Funniest Family" describes the act. Rucker and Winfred are the ebony- hued entertainers. Their eongs and Hunrt and DeVara In Chatter and Songs at Strand Theater. r ......? !s- v j; '" v., :- Y' -v it I " V 'I t. f . - I fl if: 1 I - 'ws. - !, I THE SUNDAY - OREGOXIAN. PORTLAND, DECEMBER 3, 1916. their patter are new and original and they are as great laugh-getters in their way of entertaining as are the Keatons, although the acts are radically differ ent. Senator Francis Murphy is the chair man of the committee and his satire on general conditions is wonderfully funny, Mr. Murphy is one of the brightest of monologuists and he keeps his audience in a gale of laughter. Lillian Broderick and Sam Burke are recent stars of "The Lilac Domino." Their ballroom dance creations are extremely graceful and the, act will be keenly enjoyed. Jennie Middlevitch. the charming young Russian? violinist, is described by dramatic critics as the Maud Powell of vaudeville. Her performance is an exceptional one. The seventh episode of the daring play of the Oregon woods. "The Lass of the Lumberlands," with Helen Holmes in the principal role, takes the "movie" fans into the heart of the theme of the powerful photoplay. George Primrose, the . veteran min strel, and his seven blackface artists in a grand revival of minstrelsy, will con clude the week's engagement with the continuous performance today from 2:15 to 11 o'clock. "MTRACXE MAN" OPENS HERE George M. Cohan's Dramatization of Novel at Baker This Week. A crook play along different lines Is "The Miracle Man," which is dramatized from the noted novel of Frank L. Pack ard by Georga- M. Cohan and which will be seen here for the first time at. the Baker Theater for the week open ing this afternoon. The Alcazar Play ers, perhaps the most popular stock company Portland has ever had, has been presenting one big. late New York success after another, most of which have never been here before in any form.. "The Miracle Man" la one of them. The scenes take place In a little Maine village in which resides an old man known as the Patriarch, who has for many years been healing people by faith. It develops that a gang of petty but clever crooks have framed a scheme to bring in a bogus grand niece who has been long lost to him and through her Induce him to accept fees for his healings which he has always done heretofore for his love of mankind. The scheme Is carefully laid and car ried out with clever detail, for they have a couple of bogus 'Invalids who pretend to be miraculously cured, and plan to advertise It far and wide. But the impossible happens and Its unfolding is the essence of the play. ;vtt :: - Young Hackenschmidt. champion light-heavyweight wrestler of the world, brother of George Hacken schmidt. "the Russian lion," will be the feature of the new Strand Theater programme, opening Sunday. Three athletes are in the Hackenschmidt company and their offering is sched uled as a classical exemplification of the heroic sports of old Rome. Although the announcement that Hackenschmidt is coming is counted on to set all vaudeville fandom thrill ing, there is still added attraction in the offerings announced for the re mainder of the vaudeville bill. The Three Clares, novelty1 musicians, featuring Gladys George, "the dream doll," have an act of striking beauty and unusualness. and there are two teams of dancers and singers following them that are heralded with enthusi asm all along the line. ' Hurst and DeVara is one of these duos, with a lively contribution of comedy chatter and singing. Jones . and Golden also have a de lightful repertory of songs and dances, mingled with a merry line of chatter that has endeared them to the hearts of vaudeville patrons wherever they have gone. The photodrama In the new pro gramme is a new Redfeather triumph, "The Morals of " Hilda," featuring Gretchen Lederer, Emory Johnston and Lois Wilson. There is a tender appeal in the story of Hilda, . rendered an outcast by the iron rules of society that does not rec ognize her helplessness in the hands of fate. Her despair, the saving of her little .one to grow to a famous manhood and finally to recognize his poor little mother, make a story that anyone must love who has an atom of sentiment in his makeup. AMUSEMENT BARGAIN BILLED Hippodrome Has Troupe of Russians Heading Four-Day Bill. The new bill that opens today at the Hippodrome to run for four days, it is declared is an amusement bargain. Heading the list of -vaudeville attrac tions are Raskin's Russians, an act with 10 performers. Russian dances, songs and music are featured and splendid costuming is a feature. This act is heralded as the best group of Russians seen in 'the West in a long time. They come from Petrograd and are billed as among the beet of .Rus sian entertainers. The rest of the vaudeville bill is also said to be exceptional- "Fired From Yale" is a comedy skit. Charles T. Del Vecchio and Company play it. It is original and wonderfully amusing. Carlotta, "the human dragon," does feats of contortion that amaze. Audi ences everywhere have given him their approval. Russell and Bell, two clever girls, offer a protean comedy act, "The Past, Present and Future." They mix com edy and songs in a popular way. There is a strong finish to the act. Gladys Vance, "the girl with the mir ror dress," is a pretty, attractive per former. Her novelty costumes are good and the mirror gown is a big feature. This Is declared to be a bright, refresh ing act. Harry William and Lew Fuller are comedians whose chattfer is said to be "wholly different," and they have an act designed to capture their audience. The motion pictures are "The Resur rection," a two-reel feature drama that is excellent; the Pathe News, showing world , events, and a funny comedy, "Luke, Rank Impersonator." Continuous performances will prevail today from 1:15 P. M. to 11 P. M. On other days, shows will run from 2 P. M. to 5 P. M-, and from 6:45 P. M. to 11 P.M. "TIIE PRICE" IS COMING HERE Intonso Broadhurst Drama to Be Presented by Alcazar Players. Stock lovers are strong for the George Broadhurst dramas, such as "The Man of the Hour." "Bought and Paid For" and "The Law of the Land," and the announcement that another one of this master playwright's latest auc cesses, "The Price," will be presented by the Alcazar Players at the Baker following "The Miracle Man" will be received with pleasure by hundreds of Baker patrons. It was produced with Helen Ware in New York and achieved much' distinction there, as have all of Broadhurst's creations. "The Price" is the price paid by' one woman for supplanting a wife in the husband's affections, even though it was all done in a regular and self respecting way, and even though the man dies and the girl becomes the wife of another. It is the strange return of the neg lected wife years after and the uncanny-happenings that seem to date with that return that make the dra matic influence felt upon the audience. Heavy emotional acting will be re quired of Ruth Gates and Albert Mc Govern, as well as several others of the Cast. "The Price." which has never been seen here, will open at the Baker next Sunday matinee. PLAY IS OF SCENIC INTEREST Heilig Theater to Have "The Win ning' of Barbara Worth" Soon. Much attention has been given to the soenro production of "The Winning of Barbara Worth," which will be the at traction at the Heilig Theater, Broad way at Taylor, next Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. December 14, 15 and 16, with a bargain matinee Satur day, Those who have -read this Inter esting story will agree that there are many opportunities for soenio display,! . - . "-' .-y.-? -v;-vv and. in this respect, it will not be out of place to state that every essential feature will be properly and elaborate ly shown. The most Important fea ture from a scenic point of view Is the sand storm, which Introduces Barbara Worth to the audience. In the prologue, Mooney and Texas Joe, stranded in the desert with but a drop of water left, run across the form of a woman buried beneath an ava lanche of drifting sand. Held close to her body they find a baby girl the futufe Barbara Worth, and- they nurse the feeble spark of its life with the last remaining drops of the precious water. As the men begin to bury the dead mother the wind rises again and, the sand drifting in blinding clouds and with relentless fury, makes the shroud that covers the body and builds a nat ural mound above the spot. From a scenic effect it will compare favorably with those of prominence in past spec tacular productions. It is a realistic scene, pathetic and goes straight to the heart. , The production has been given strict attention in every detail. It la com plete and as near perfect as the best stage mechanics, propertymen and elec tricians can make it. The company has been carefully selected also. Miss Vir ginia Hardy, a young actress who has already become famous among the favorites of the state, will be seen as Barbara. There Is but one company In this play this season. News and Gossip of Plays and Players. By Leone" Casa Baer, LOTTA CRABTREE. famous little Lotta, the Idol of player worship ers of a quarter century ago. has come within the shadows. You have read of her recent accident, of course. She was seriously injured, only the day before Thanksgiving, when her automobile was overturned by a reckless chauffeur. Taken from the wreck sadly cruised, her condi tion is precarious. Her mother, dead now these number of years, Lotta, long released from a harassing surveillance. Is still addicted to solitude, a singularity of habit ac quired through lengthy continuance. Somehow one can never think of herUh.,. n-tnur without a tinge of sadness. Guarded,) as it always appeared, by a too zealous I mother, beginning with her old Call-J forma musichall days, through her j small triumphs in the rough camps of tu um imucri, uonn ii tnose oi ner expiring glories In the most opulont theaters of the land. She was a cap tive, a bird of rare song, let loose from Its cage to sing only under the bright lights of the stage. And to be put back immediately the clapping, laughing, fun-enthralled audience had departed from her presence. The darling of those bygone ' days now lies upon a bed of pain and near unto death in her Eastern home. Lotta is now 68. She came back to San Francisco last year to visit the Exposition and there was a "Lotta's day" in her honor, to which the entire population of California paid tribute in one way or another. Chronicles of the event spoke of Lotta as a little gray-haired woman. Her smiles wre not all gone, her roguery of youthful disposition cropping out occasionally; but her litheness had decayed, her vivacity departed. Her Intel est was then absorbed, strange as it may seem, in certain horses of swift gait, that sh and her brother Jack had expended a lot of her well-earned fortune upon. She is accounted, you may know, one of the richest women in Boston, her present home, paying Government as sessments upon more than $1,000,000 In real estate. - Folk who knew Lotta say that dur ing the great stretch of time, nearly 40 years, of Mother Crabtree's cease less watching Miss Charlotte (Lotta) she- has always remained- a miss was released from the leash of maternal solicitude occasionally, but . only at some convenient and quite proper hour of the day. Young Cyril Scott stiy young at 60 or so was her one per mitted companion really, chaperon in her somewhat lonely walks and shop-window gazing. ' There was another young man of her company Parker by name a costum- HElWi 3 Nights BrDec. 14-15-16 matat! "HERE, THE VISITORS TOLD THEMSELVES, WAS THE RE4L WEST" MARK SWAN'S DRAMATIZATION OF " HEROLD BELL WRIGHT'S WESTERN CLASSIC THE WINNING OF BARBARA WORTH WITH VIRGINIA HARDY AND AN ADEQUATE CAST OF COMPETENT PLAYERS AND COMPLETE SCENIC EQUIPMENT A PLAY FOR MOTHERS, DAUGHTERS, FATHERS AND SON'S TO SEE POPULAR SHOW AT POPULAR PRICES EVE'S, $1, 75c 50c, 35c, 25c BARGAIN SAT. MAT, 75c, 50c, 35c, 25c BOX OFFICE SALE OPENS TOMORROW ' - HEILIG, DEC. 21, 22, 23 .THE FOXIEST PLAY IN THE WHOLE WORLD "TWIN A REAL EXCUSE '...-;- .T .;.; er or man-milliner, who made all of her gowns, hats for the street and va rious disguises for her stage charac ters. Parker was freely admitted to her companionship and sometlmea acted as her Fidus Achates during her city strollings or suburban adventurea.ome investigations. Parker was a mild sort of an Indi vidual, but given to gossip; and many were the tales he told out of the C-ab-tree- school of "Homer's" stringent rules, and not always gentle scoldings of her innocent, lovable, but frequently mischievous child. There is a rumor a legend of the primitive days that Lotta once ex perienced the pleasures of a lovo ro mance; but it was brief-lived, snapped In the bud by vigilant "Jlomer." The young man, so the story runs, was paid to "go away." and, thereupon, hiked into obscurity and has . nevr been heard of since. A email loss ypu will say, a timely rescue from so mercenary a "gentleman." And so Lotta has gone -on in maid enly singleness. Happy, however. It Is said, and enjoying wisely her wealth and the reminiscent echoes of her fame. It is to be hoped that she may ttlll enjoy it for many years to come, when she has fortunately recovered from her present suffering. . Radlndranath Tagore, the W. K. East Indian poet, has reached New York in his tour 6f the country. Besides gar nering In many shekels from lis lec tures on war and why we have it ond have to end It and a few other tnings, Radindranath (I wonder wnat his wife calls him for short) is selling his auto graphed pictures for $5 apiece. It's al most worth ?5 to write out that name and Bpell it right every time. Vinie Bailey not the ' Vinie Daly you're thinking of, but a little vaude ville singer, has changed her name to Leah Nora. No ceremony was required she Just decided she didn't want to be Vinie Bailey any mole and did want a prettier name. So she took the name Leonora and transformed its spelling and made her new cognorren Leah Nora. Down In San Francisco John Me Cormlck. the Irish tenor, contributed to St. Edward's Church by purchasing a memorial window. And a news head line about It says that McCormick "pur- . " Jack Wilson is carrying a line to this effect in a lotta theatrical sheets: "if imitation is flattery, then I have been flattered by Frank Tinney." And i Frank Tinney is carrying a line in all the same papers saying practically the same thing. These "imitation" rows re volve themselves eventually into a weary and endless discussion like unto that old one about who is the mother of the chicken, the hen that lays the egg or the one that hatched it? s "The Blue Envelope" has been closed and Carrie Reynolds, playing the lead, is going into vaudeville. The Gardner Cranes are not together professionally this season and it's the firstSsince their romantic marriage a few years ago. Gardner Crane is ap pearing in "The Thirteenth Chair." a melodrama by Bayard Velller, now In New York. Last anybody heard of her. Mrs. Crane was giving exhbitton dances in New York. George Anderson Is a member of the "Only Their Husband's Club." No one ever heard of him until he married Fritzi Scheff or rather until Frltzi married him. Now he is attending to the preliminary bookings, and manag ing the new production in which the piquant and devlish Frltzi is to appear soon. By a peculiar coincidence the title of the play Is "Husbands Guaran teed." Mr. Anderson is Fritzi's third. His Immediate predecessor was John Fox. the novelist. Willard Mack, who wrote "Kick In." doesn't do so well, according to the Chicago verdict. In "Her Market Val ue." presented there at the Olympic Theater. The play starts at the point of divorce of a young couple, the wom an going the downward path in New York and finally meeting her husband, himself a fugitive from justice because he stuck a knife between the ribs of the man who lied to him about. his one time wife. Pretty little idea, eh? -BEOS" FOR LAUGHTER 5D i i' i Si $ Sr i it 2 r i it ? - J-