BY LEOK CASS BAER. IF any of you were, by chance, dis appointed last season over not be ing able to obtain seats for the Cohan and Harris attraction. "It Pays to Advertise" you're going to have a chance at it again in a few days, too. For next Thursday night this hilarious farce-comedy returns to the Heilig for three night and one matinee performances. "It is easily counted as one of the big successes of the play firm, who are known to sponsor only successes. Roi Cooper Megrue and Walter Hackett wrote this play and It's meaty with laugh lines. For instance, have you forgotten that one about the egg? One of the men asks another one, "What sort of eggs do you eat," and the answer is "hen's eggs, of course," and the first man says, "Yes and the reason you eat hen's eggs is because a hen advertises her wares with a. cackle. Dy'e ever hear a duck say anything about an egg she laid?" Of course I haven't quoted It exactly as they said it but you get the idea. Then there was another one typical of the theory of advertising advocated in the play. Rodney a son of a rich father having been coerced into enter ing upon a business career, decides to launch a big advertising campaign, which is not approved by his sire. In an effort to convince him Rodney ays: "Oh! You don't believe in advertis ing? I guess you do: what makes you go to the theater? Don't tell me. I'll tell you. It's something you've been told about a play. And what you've been told, the other fellow's been told, and the fellow that told him read it some where. "Ninety-five per cent of the public are sheep, and. all you've got to do is to start them right and they'll fall over each other trying to follow the leader. Do you know that the day after Bryan Indorsed grape Juice the sales went up 9999 gallons a day?" Coming Down to Today. An honest-to-goodness ballet is with us. It is the big act of the Orpheum show at the Heilig. where Ivan Bank off, Lola Girlie and Madeleine Harrl sen will shine for four days as the stars. The aforementioned ballet eight coryphees is with the stars. Anything ballet is remindful of Russia, and, in this instance it is fitting because Ivan Bankoff is a Russian. Bankoff. by the way, made his first appearance in America at the Metropol itan Opera House in New York, where he was engaged to understudy the fa- Hmous Mordkin. Mordkin sent word one day that he was unable to appear at the. next performance, and the under study's opportunity arrived. He as tonished the spectators by his skill, and Mordkin soon recovered. Eankoff. however, had made a name .for himself. He went into vaudeville with Bianca Frolich. and he has re mained in the two-a-day ever since with the exception of a few occasions when he was engaged for productions. Now he is a shining Orpheum light un der the. personal guidance of Martin Beck. v Bankoff is not the only notable In the new Orpheum show. We also have with us today, Anna Chandler. "The Debutante." in a study, of song. A peep at the Orpheum time sheet indi cates that Miss Chandler is "some" en tertainer. On the official time sheet, the time allowed for Miss Chandler is 23 minutes. This is nearly twice as long as the average act that appears before the front curtain. Twelve to 14 minutes is the average length of time for these acts, and if they stay longer they very quickly destroy the good impression they have made. In the case of Miss Chandler, however, 20-odd minutes seem as one. Her song studies, say reviewers along the line, are never overdrawn. Anna Chandler is an American girl, but she is as famous as a comedienne in the British Isles as she is here. She is one of the few "single women." as they are technically called, referring to their act and not their matrimonial status, who really has an international reputation worthy of note. It is sev eral seasons since she was last seen over the Orpheum circuit and since then her name has become a byword on two continents. At the Baker, the Alcazar Players are opening today in "The Song of Songs," adapted from Henry Suder man's book of the same name. It is a sort of glorified "easiest way." Some folks find a tremendous moral in its telling and some find it quite ob jectionable. So it all depends on your viewpoint. Ruth Gates will appear in the role created by Irene Fenwick. and Albert McGovern will appear in the role created by John Mason, In the original production in New York, where, by the way, it was a six months' sensation at the Eltinge Theater. Since then it has been a big success in stock. In San Francisco the Alcazar Players presented it for a three weeks' run. In the keeping of the local Al cazar Players "The Song of Songs" is insured a splendid production. Right after "The Song of Songs" comes "The Miracle Man," one of the Cohan and Harris successes of last season. Readers of Harold Bell Wright's fic tion will rejoice in the announcement that a dramatization of his novel. "The Winning of Barbara Worth." is coming to the Heilig the latter part of next week. Mark Swan made the dramatic version and the play is said to have re tained all the charm of the original text, with especial emphasis on scenic '-''"-KJv conformity and duplication of charac ter types. " A brace of interesting personalities are coming to deck the new bill at Pantages, opening tomorrow afternoon. George Primrose, famous minstrel man, is the top liner at this vaudeville home. Another interesting person is Resista, you can't lift her. just try It. Resista grows heavy or light in weight. That's her act. At the Hip the seven Bonamar Arabs, in a whirlwind acrobatic act will top the list of vaudeville plus pictures. Additional interest is centered in the song and dance act offered by Harry Baker, who is Harry Germanus. the son of M. Germanus. of Portland. Harry Baker and a clever partner offer "Song Sayings." At the Strand Hugh Emmett. one of the best-known among musical mimics and vontriloquists will be the. big' num ber on a bill of acts and pictures. "THE SOXG OF SOXGS" IS HEIiE Manager of the Alcazar Players Pro cures Play Before ltoud Shows. At last Portland is going to have "The Song of Songs" and in advance of trav eling companies. Manager Seaman of the Alcazar Players, has secured the rights for it in stock by paying the largest royalty that has gone East for a play since the original release "of "The Girl of the Golden West." It will open at the Baker this afternoon for the week with other matinees Wednes day (bargain day) and Saturday. Although "The Song of . Songs" has proved to be one of tne greatest sensa tions since the first production 0t "Camille" in this country, there are doubtless many who do not know just what it is, as comparatively few keep up on things theatrical in New York City, and "The Song of Songs" has been seen in few other large cities in the country as yet. The play opens in a little Oriental shop on the boardwalk at Atlat-' 'ity and introduces Lily Kardos. a ir old Greek girl, whose father de serted her, leaving only a manuscript of a song he had composed, which she believes will find her happiness and love and keep away evil. But evil be sets her, haunts her, taunts her and carries her through a maze, of living. Lovers of all sorts kneel at her feet. One marries her. One seeks her de struction, another seeks to turn that everlasting happiness into sorrow and degredation and so on, she seems to follow, -always against her will, the imperative call of sin. In the end. Lilv finds such happiness as is left her and such honor as an other marriage could give her before the world. She had found her song of songs, but fate decreed its memory should be "short lived. It is a play of tremendous effect and by tomorrow it is safe to waper the whole town of theatergoers will be buzzing about it. It ran more than six months at the Eltinge Theater. New York, with a cast of people such as John Mason, Irene Fenwick, Dorothy Donnelly, Tom 'Wise. Ernest Glenden- ning, Cyril Keightley. etc.. and will be produced by the Baker in an unusually sumptuous manner. "TIIE MIRACLE MAX" COMING George M. Cohan's Dramatization of Frank Li. Packard's Novel at Baker. The coming of "The Miracle Man" for the first time to this city means a great deal. It is the dramatization by George M. Cohan of the noted Frank L. Packard novel of the same name. The popular Alcazar Players will offer it for the week beginning next Sunday matinee at the Baker. Hundreds know the story of the old patriarch in the little Maine village who healed people and of the expe rience of the gang of petty crooks who attempted to commercialize his powers by deceit and imposition. It takes a master like Cohan to write a play around a subject so important and far reaching as this and make it effective. In. "The Miracle Man". Cohan reached the zenith of his powers, according to many New York critics. How eagerly everyone grasps at the possibility of being healed of physical and mental infirmities without recourse to the usual medicines or knife and what miserable frauds- have been per petrated upon credulous victims Is too well known to need comment. In this case the healing is re.al and genuine, but the kindly old man does it for the love of humanity and the attempted ex tortion and its startling consequences are the work of the petty gang of crooks. The play is at once power fully dramatic and delightfully funny, as are all the creations of George M. Cohan. i . STRAND HEADL-INER IS COMIC Burlesque on Automobile Mishaps Forms Unusual Offering. There are burlesquers and bur lesquers on the vaudeville in automo bile specialties, but the Strand The ater has been provided with one of the most comical of them all for the new bill which will open Sunday. McCall and Kelly, in their reluctant little burlesque auto, have found the funny spots in every phase of the motorist's mlBhaps ,and present them to the audience in a . merry chain of comedy, singing and patter. Their skit Is entitled ."Blocking the Traffic," and TIIE - SUNDAY. OltEGOXIAX,, PORTXAXD,- , -DECEMBER .".3.-.-10TR... '.. if- , rfr ' sometimes it does stop the show to let a whole procession of laughs go by. Hugh Emmett has something new although this is commonly regarded as Impossible in - ventriloquism. . . His musical mimicry and imitations are especially entertaining. Collins and "Lee, the 'dancing super man and the pretty girl who serves as a sort of floral display to make it an act beautiful as she is have an offer ing that moves wjth a rush and finishes with a surprise. Comedy singing and dancing of dizzying variety are their feature. The Strand has had the privilege of introducing to Portland in the past few weeks several exceptionally fine acts typical of the "Wild West." and it will offer in the Sunday bill another, quite as striking as any that it has presented in previous times. George Newton, a champion roper, who knows how to accompany his act with -delight. ful patter, is the . offering In this -line in the-new bill, and .he comes to Port land in a cloud of glory accumulated in a long and successful tour. Ruth Stonehouse in "Kinkaid, the Gambler," the forty-fifth Redfeather production, will .be the photodrama feature in the new bill. A woman detective, a love affair with the man she seeks to entangle In the net of the . law, her successful cam paign and then the triumph of her love for her victim and a beautiful love story happily ended: these are the outstanding points of the plot. There is plenty of thrill in the film and plenty of interesting scenery in the background, for a large - part of the action takes place on the Mexican border. WHiniAYIND,. EXHIBITION BILJj Arabs Have . Sensational Act at Hippodrome Today. For a whirlwind exhibition of sen sational acrobatic ability, it will be hard Indeed to equal the act of the Seven Bonamar Arabs, who came to the Hip podrome with the new show that opens this afternoon to run until next Thurs day. These . clever performers come from the deserts of Arabia and their work Is of the character that can really be called remarkable. They are . pic turesque athletes of rare ability.: Music lovers will be pleased with the act of Hughes, Leyden and - Hughes, 9. UA - NX f "V .' A . '..;... fay r k nft?rfFlfnTl"rf rTr'fi -"Vinl at Uiree classy girl musicians, who are masters of both vocl and Instrumental music. Superior ham playing is one of the features of tiu act and the songs are delightful. . .. .. The Van Sickle and Leander Trio, who introduce comedy pinging,- talking and dancing, have an ait that all will like. The audience will laugh, too, at the drolleries here presnted. Superior fun is the offering of these three. The Llndemans have performances on the tight wire that are really thrill ing. They do jumping, dancing and cycle riding in wonderful fashion and the act is a big one on any stage. Harry Parker and Violet Butler offer Song Sayings." Mr. Parkers real name is Germanus. and he Is the son of M. Germanus. the well-known busi ness man of this city. When Harry Germanus essayed the life histrionic, he left off the name of his sire and adopted Parker as shorter and simpler. He was educated here and has many friends in this city. With his clever partner. Miss Butler, he has an at tractive act. Ziska & Co. present "The Comedy Side of Magic." being one of those favorite numbers that combine tricks and fun-making. Ziska works with the greatest ease and the act goes fast, keeping everyone laughing. Performances at the Hippodrome -will be continuous today from 1:15 to 11 P. M. On the other days, except Sat urdays and holidays, shows run from 2-to 6 and 6:45 to 11 P.'M. There Is a big motion picture programme in add! tion to the vaudeville, combining drama, comedy and Fathe News. ORPHEUM HAS STELLAR , ACT Ivan Bankoff -and 'Lola Girlie - Are Appearing In Headliner. Ivan Bankoff and Lola Girlie, with Madeline Harrison and a corps de bal let, are" the headliners extraordinary of the Orpheum show which opens at the Heilig Theater this afternoon. Bankoff and Girlie are well known in Orpheum vaudeville, as they have appeared here thrice as a duo. This season, assisted by Miss Harri son, they are the stars of a production which is sent along the circuit under the personal management' of Martin Beck. A ballet of eight beautiful girls accompanies - the stars throughout a series of nine dances. The act is elabo , , v " ' 5 " ' t AW ' r-Llk -V L- : iifArtW---------- nTriiHiiiM'n. iii wmjrr "mfO w, X iiiMim him iii i TT "V-Sf 'n'? ill . : -ifi - rate, as Bankhoff carries all his own scenery and apparatus for special light ing effects. Bankoff formerly was understudy for the famous Mordkin at the Metropoli tan Opera-House in New York. Miss Girlie is regarded as one of the best toe-dancers ever seen in vaudeville. and Miss Harrison, a protege of Loie Fuller, was a feature with "The Elopers." under the management ot John Cort when recruited for Orpheum vaudeville. . "The International Comedienne," Anna Chandler, is the extra attraction of the post-Thanksglvlng show. Miss Chandler is one of the few American "singles" to score success abroad, and her hit In the British Isles led to her appellation, "The International Come dienne." At the Palace Theater in New York recently she was a tremendous hit, even though she followed great sing ing stars. Miss Chandler, this sea son, is presenting a study in song called "The Debutante" and she holds the stage for nearly 25 minutes. As a rule singing "singles" finish their vaudeville acts in 12 minutes, but Miss Chandler offers so much variety the audience calls upon her to devote twice that time to their entertainment. Aside from her talent as a singer and come dienne Miss Chandler is one of the beauties of the stage and her gowns are gorgeous. She has a wide reper toire of songs, many.of which are used by her exclusively. Josephine E. Bernard and Hazel Har rington, well-known players, will pre sent. "Who Is She?" a comedy playlet written especially for them by Willard Mack, with whom they were affiliated in stock before entering vaudeville. Remaining acts of the new Orpheum show are: Kenney and Hollis, tne original college boys, in a new act en titled "Freshy's Initiation": the Misses Thea and Winnie Lightner and Newton Alexander, the jolly trio, and Mademoi selle Doria. "The Parisian Pet Player." in an original canine sketch called "In the Maid's Absence": Frank Carmen, hoop roller and baton Juggler: the Or pheum Travel Weekly, showing wild birds and their habits, dahlia cultlva tlon and garden flowers, and the Or pheum Concert Orchestra, under- the leadership of George E. Jeftery. GEORGE PRIMROSE IS BILLED Famous Minstrel Making Farewell Trip. George Primrose, trie heroic figure of the age of modern minstrelsy, will make his farewell appearance on the stage as the featured attraction at Pantages for the week commencing with the matinee tomorrow. Supporting Mr. Primrose will be his seven blackface artists in a miniature minstrel show. Mr. .Primrose will tp pear. In the dances that first won him fame a generation ago . and later brought him to the center of the stage as one of the leaders of modern mln strelsy. Mr. Primrose's support is ex cellent and there will be plenty of fun mingled with the numerous song numbers. At the conclusion of Mr. Primrose's tour of the Pantages circuit the noted star will retire from public life. .. Mr. Primrose is not the only star on the new programme. Resists, the 98 pound marvel, is presented by Frederic Melville. Resista will post a forfeit which will go to any person who can lift her against, her' will. Resista is a marvelous human magnet and she has permitted such strong men as Gotch. Cutler, Wlllar.d and others to attempt to. lift her, only to meet with failure. This-, is. ResLsta's first appearance . In Portland. She has been one of the principal features of the early Fall season in the East. - Gilroy. Haynet and Montgomery, in their musical nautical scene, "The Good Ship Nancy Lee." have a hilarious vehi cle, which, will . appeal to all. There are many song hits and the lines are filled with lively fun. The stage settings-represent a huge ship and the Illusion is excellently produced. Izetta is a. charming girl accordion ist, a unique feature in the musical world. : Her selections' have a wide range and she is an artist. Weber and Elliott are singing come dians whose songs are new and Jolly and whose antics provoke many laughs. 9 4 3? 7 Their material is clever and their act is a genuine mirth pYoducer. Leo and Mae Jackson are astound ing cyclists, who have a routine filled with thrills. Their feats are original and quite new to Portland audiences. "The Lass of the Lumberlands," with Helen Holmes in the principal role, has reached its sixth installment. This powerful motion picture drama of the Oregon woods Is attracting more In terest every week and It is a genuine success. The closing appearances of Raul Pe- reira and his own string orchestra will be at the continuous performance to day from 2:15 to- 11 o'clock, a pro gramme of excellent vaudeville beig seen In his support. ' JOBS OFFERED TRAINED MEN Federal -Examinations Are to Be Held for Eligibles. The United States Civil Service Com mission announces open competitive ex aminations as follows: Junior structural steel draftsman, for men only, to fill vacancies in this posi tion in the bureau of yard's and docks. Navy Department, W ashington, D. C, and in the department or in the Navy yard service throughout the United States at salaries ranging from $3.52 to $4 per diem. Until further notice and on account of the urgent needs of the service applications will be received at any time, and the papers will, be rated immediately upon their receipt in order that appointments may be made with the least possible delay. Qualified per sons are urged to take this -examination. December 26. dairy manufacturing specialist, for men only, to fill vacan cies as they may occur in this position in the dairy divison, bureau of animal industry. Department of Agriculture, at salaries ranging from $1800 to $2500 a year. Petroleum accountant, for men only, to fill vacancies in this position in the Fnucci 1F. In Artistic Dancea, at Strand Theater. - . , ( , J - 1 X - - - r 1 V r J - n i y ' "ffii l)1 i i; ' " - t . bureau of .mines.' Department of the Interior, for service in the field, at salaries ranging from $1300 to $2500 a year. Petroleum economist, for men only, to fill vacancies in this position In the bureau of mines. Department of the Interior, for service in the field, at sal aries ranging from $1S00 to $2500 a year. January 3. scientific assistant in drug plant investigations, for men only, to fill a vacancy in this position in the bureau of plant Industry, Department of Agriculture, Washington. D. C. at a salary ranging from $1400 to $1800 a year. , Laboratorian, qualified in strength of materials, for men only, to fill a va cancy in this position at $3.04 per diem in the Navy-yard at New York, N. Y., and in positions requiring similar quaj iflcatlons at any Navy-yard or other naval establishment in the United States or in the department at Washington,. D. C. Lay inspector, grade 1, for men only, to fill vacancies as they may occur in this post at $S40 a year. In the bureau of animal industry. Department of Ag riculture. Further information and application forms for he above examinations may be obtained from M. K. Wigton. local secretary. Board United States Civil Service Examiners. Postoffice building, Portland, Or. CAMP PLAN IS ACCEPTED Centralia Business Men Propose City Tract for Site. CENTRALIA. Wash.. Dec. 2. (Spe cial.) A committee of business men Wednesday afternoon submitted a plan to the City Commission whereby seven acres owned by the city on the banks of the Skookumchuck River are to be turned into an auto camping site and public amusement park. The Commis sion approved the plan and promised to lend their support to the project. The tract in question is at present used for burning garbage, and the committee and Commission will devise means of securing a new location for the city's dump pile. It was proposed at the meeting to purchase a garbage incinerator, and. if it is not too ex pensive, this plan will probably be car ried out. POWER GRANT DISCUSSED Mass . Meeting - Held . at Klamath Falls Preliminary to Election. KLAMATH FALLS. Or.. Dec. 2. (Special. J A large and successful mass meeting was held here Wednesday night to discuss the proposed franchise of the Keno Power Company, upon which a special city election will be held Tuesday. Charles F. Stone made the principal talk in favor of granting the franchise and Alexander J. Rosborough, secre tary of the California-Oregon Power Company, which now distributes elec tricity and water in this city, made the main address against such action. Klamath Election Costs $2000. KLAMATH FALLS. Or.. Dec. 2. (Special.) For salaries of judges and clerks of election alone, the recent election for National, state and county offices cost Klamath County $975. In addition to this must be added the cost, of election supplies, of rent, heat, meals on election day and the various other incidental expenses.. Charles F. De Lap. Deputy County Clerk, today estimated that the election cost this county some thing like $2000. Marshfield School Levy Is 9 Mills. MARSHFIELD. Or.. Dec. 2. (Spe cial.) The School Board and electors of the Marshfield school district levied, a tax of 'S mills for support of the three schools in the district. The levy will supply $23,351. sufficient to pay teachers, current expenses and provid" for transportation of children living more than two miles from the school buildlns-s. . - t - 1 t-'