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Pontage Hates 12 to 16 pages. 1 cent; IS to pages, -1 cents; 2-4 to 48 pages. 3 cents; Gil tio pages. 4 cents; 62 to 76 pages, 0 ct-Wts; 7 to 8J pages, 6 cents. Foreign postage, uouoie rates. KaKtern JtiiHinesx Office Verree & Conk Jin, Brunswick building, .New York; Verree Ac Conkliri. Sieger building, Chicago. San 1'rancisco representative, K. J. Bidwell. 4 Jlarkl street. KlllTUM), SUNDAY, SEPT. S, 1916. MIC. WILSON'S SPEECH OF ACCEPANCE. If the American people were to Judge President Wilson by his words rather than by his deeds and were to take him and his associates at their own valuation, they would be dis posed to receive them, as the ancient Peruvians received the Incas, as heaven-sent rulers. That Is the Im pression which Mr. Wilson's speech of acceptance makes on one who, with a. clear memory of his deeds, compares them with his self-praise and marks the vivid contrast. Mr. Wilson says that "boasting Is an empty business" and then proceeds to boast. Reading his panegyric on the deeds of the Democratic party un der his leadership, one is tempted to wonder how the American republic contrived to struggle along until that party was installed in office. One la tempted also to paraphrase the words of a sycophantic French journalist of more than a century ago: "God made Napoleon, then rested." For in Mr. Wilson's estimation the Democratic is the only progressive party and prog ress did not begin -until its advent to power. He closes his eyes to all the good work that has been done by any others than Democrats. He might well have rested on the achievements of the Democratic party. For example, he says "the Repub lican party was put out of power be cause of failure," oblivious of the fact that it was put out of power by its internal differences and that the Dem ocratic minority party was put In as a mere stop-gap. But mere election returns are beneath his notice. In Mr. Wilson's opinion the entire pe riod of splendid National, Industrial and social progress beginning with 3 861 and ending with 1912 is as the dark ages except for the gleam of light shed by the brief period of Demo cratic supremacy. In his opinion, the Republican party is to be judged not by the many great things which it did during that epoch but by the things It did not do. That party peopled the country from ocean to ocean, girdled It with railroads, gave it the frame work of a banking system, brought the railroads under public control, broke up monopoly, fostered and vastly ex panded industry and commerce, spread liberty abroad, established the rights of labor, but because it did not do all that was to be done, all that it has done is to count for nothing. But a far different standard of 'Judgment is applied to the Democratic party. All that it has dona is passed in graphic review with glowing words of praise, and the things which it promised but failed to do are passed over in discreet silence. American business has been set free how free we can recall by thinking back to the time when the Underwood tariff paralyzed industry during the first ten months of its operation. How adroitly is Mr. Wilson's recantation of the declaration that a protective tariff is unconstitutional slurred over with his reference to the Tariff Board! He claims the Federal reserve act as all Democracy's own, forgetting that it is a Republican measure made over with Republican aid. "Effective meas ures have been taken for the re-creation of an American merchant ma rine," and we have an illustration of their effectiveness on the Pacific Ocean. The farmers have been given a rural credit law, but it was not timely to mention that the initiative was taken by the Republicans and that the finished work was done by the two parties jointly. These are merely examples of the deft manner in which vicious legislation is dressed In the robes of virtue, while all good deeds are represented as the exclusive work of Democracy. The most striking evidence of Mr. Wilson's oblique mental vision is his discussion of Mexican affairs. Once more he forgets that he is President of the United States and speaks as lYesident of Humanity. He waxes eloquent about the right of Mexicans to seek their emancipation by killing, robbing and starving one another, but lie slurs over the many serious wrongs against the property, many Irreparable wrongs against the persons, of Amer icans" with this characteristic but as tonishing remark: We could not act directly in that matter ourselves without denying Mexicans the right to any revolutions at all which dis turbed us and maalng the emancipation f her oi'-n people await our own interest itnd convenience. In other words, the murder and rob bery of Americans are necessary inci dents to Mexican revolution. Then what are the lives of 267 Americans- pome estimates say 600 beside the sacred right of Mexico to revolution? Perish the right of Americans to life and property rather than abridge the right of revolution in Mexico by one iota. "The Mexican people are en titled to attempt their liberty," Mr. Wilson tells us. They will not have much success while Carranza, holding them by the threat, is rigging up an election at which none but Carran zistas shall vote. The "great sym pathies and noble pity" of Mr. Wil r.on are so lavished on the Mexicans that he has none to spare for the American people to whom he owes his first duty. There are vague hints In Mr. Wil ton's allusions to the war and Its aftermath at a desire to play a lead . Ing part in the work of organizing the world to prevent war. One of the unfortunate results of his foreign pol icy has been that the United States has fallen so low in the esteem of other nations as to have little pros pect of an important part in that work, unless its affairs should mean time pass into abler and firmer hands. The treaty with Great Britain for the protection of migratory birds, which has been completed in its pre liminary stages, was entered Into at the suggestion, three year3 ago, of Senator Root, of New York, and is lujsed on. sound considerations of eco nomlcs. The Federal laws of the United States having- obtained protection for many birds that destroy insects, the fact remained that they suffered at the hands of Canadian hunters when they migrated north. Under the hew treaty, Canada promises protection for them in return for protection on the part of the United States of Canadian birds on their southern migration dur ing the breeding season. Senator Root, in support of his idea, presented statis tics from the Department of Agricul ture showing that the crops of the United States suffer damage of $800. 000,000 a year from insect pests. The boll weevil is one of the insects the control of which Is greatly aided by birds. IS ARBITRATION A CRIME? The railway managers, relying upon a kept" press to back them up, rejected every proposal of the President and stubbornly in vite the strike calamity, professing mean while that they want arbitration, knowing fuil wl! as the President explains, that arbi tration cannot be enforced by law or any other power, which means that th clamor for It is a blind, a pretext, a sinister sham with which to humbuE the people. Kvenlng Journal. Thus we are left to conclude that arbitration is to be rejected always because there are no known methods for its enforcement. That is an ex traordinary contention, as pitiful and false as it is insincere and demagogic. If arbitration, or negotiation, or mediation between employer and em ploye is hereafter to be rejected as a means of determining their relations or settling their differences, and all controversies are to proceed to an issue determinable only by a struggle as to which shall survive, one may well tremble for the future of the country. If the railroad managers and the brotherhoods might have been per suaded to agree to arbitration, what a splendid example for other employ ers and other employes in any other industrial dispute over wages or con ditions, or hours. A service of in calculable value to the Nation would have been rendered. A mighty guar antee of industrial peace would have been furnished. If President Wilson had been able to Induce the railroads and the men to arbitrate their differences, it would have been a triumph for him, for a great principle and for the public a triumph of peace in a world of war. MORE TENURE OF OFFICE. Insistence by one of the teachers In the public school on her right to hold at her pleasure the identical position to which she was once appointed raises anew the issue as to whether the pub lic schools shall be governed by the teachers or by the School Board. We do not intend now to discuss Mrs. Alexander's trained fitness for principal of Benson Polytechnic. But it is timely to call attention to the fact that it has been ruled by the Su preme Court that the School Board may not discharge a teacher because she marries. In addition, the tenure of office act prevents outright dis missal without trial. Now it is as serted that added to these restrictions upon the Board is one which does not permit it to raise, lower, assign or change teachers without their con sent, unless charges be preferred and sustained. There are upwards of 1200 teachers in the Portland public, schools. The Kerehen dismissal hearings required twelve sessions of the School Board. The utter incapacity of that body, if the law be as now asserted, to do aught but sit as a continuous court or let the schools go to pot, ought to be apparent to the most ordinary un derstanding. Under this interpretation of the law. the School Board may not make a temporary assignment, pending em ployment of one peculiarly fitted for the position, without giving the teach er so assigned the right to retain the position. Administration of a large school district is not a cut-and-dried affair. Teaching is turning more and more to specialization. It is to the public interest that the pupils be given the advantage of all the progress that is taking place in educational methods. Yet they will be denied It if an assign ment once made by the School Board is irrevocable. AN OBJECT LESSON IN SniPFINO. The marvelous escape of the Inter national Mercantile Marine Corpora tion from bankruptcy through war profits is the text of an article by Theodore H. Price in World's Work on the possibility and advisability of building up an American merchant marine sufficient to carry the bulk of American commerce. Greatly over capitalized, that company earned less than $7,000,000 a year during the seven years ending with 1914 and on April 1, 1914, when its preferred stock was worth only 5 cents and its com mon stock only 1 cent, it was placed in receivership. Through the able man agement of P. A. S. Franklin, the' re ceiver, with the aid of a stockholders' committee of bankers formed by Frederick W. Scott, of Richmond, Va., and of the war, it earned $41,000,000 in 1915 and is earning at the rate of $68,400,000 a year in 1916. It will not only be able to pay its debts, but will have a large surplus for dividends. The preferred stock is now worth $99 and the common stock $26 per share. The company is now in a position to build ships and the question is raised whether they should be built in the United States and sail under the Amer ican flag or in Great Britain and sail under the Union Jack. This leads Mr. Price to discuss the requisites for an American merchant marine, which he states as: 1. A great reduction In the cost of build ing and operating American ships. - 2. A great increase in the cost of build ing and operating English and other for eign Khlps; or 8. Government aid or subvention In some form for ships .built and operated under the American flag. He holds that, as foreign ships cost less to build and operate than Amer ican ships, we do not need American ships except in time of universal con flict. Their protection would require a vast increase in our Navy and "the possibility or probability of another great war in this generation" would be the only Justification of Govern ment aid. As to the training of sea men, it would cost less to maintain training ships than to subsidize mer chant ships. He sees a better opportunity- for the United States to build ships, not only for ourselves, but for the world, by "standardizing ships and building them by machinery as we build automobiles, railway cars and typer writers," as "we have already an ad vantage in the cost of raw materials" for steel ships. He believes that more ships would now be building in the United States if it were not for the fear that the Government would enter the field and that Government aid will retard our progress. This conclusion is noteworthy be cause it is in direct opposition to Pres ident Wilson's policy, although Mr. Price is a supporter of the President. It coincides closely with the policy which has been advocated by The Ore gonian that the Government should neither grant subsidies nor build ships, but should clear away the obstacles which the law has interposed to prof itable Investment in the shipping busi ness. What he says of our advantage in the cost of material for steel ships applies also to wooden ships. There is good reason to doubt whether even Norway can compete with the Pacific Coast in that respect. It is probable that American skill and ingenuity can give us the advantage in .building ships of both types. We need only to equalize cost of operation by revising the shipping laws and the way will be clear. The cost of the navy necessary to protect a great merchant marine should not deter us, for it would be a species of insurance corresponding to the cost of fire protection. It would require many fast cruisers, of which a considerable number can be built for the price of one battleship. The expansion of our commerce resulting from our possession of abundant ships would 'amply justify the cost. MOLASSES. Mr. Wilson said one thing in his speech of acceptance which would bet ter have been left unsaid. It is this, referring to the St. Louis platform: The people of the United States do not need to be assured now that that platform Is a definite pledge, a practical programme. We have proved to them that our promises are made to be kept. The President i3 overbold in credit ing the American people with short memories. He not only assumes that they have forgotten the record of progress made by the Republican party during the last fifty years a record the continuance of which is assured by the character and deeds of Mr. Hughes; he also assumes that they have forgotten the broken and repudiated pledges made at Balti more: The Democratic tariff policy, re pudiated, the wildest extravagance practiced where economy was prom ised, patronage made into party loot though fidelity to the civil service law was pledged, appropriations used as pork. Presidential primaries forgotten in deference to sectional prejudice, the single-term -plank tossed aside before its newness was worn off, the Canal tolls plank deliberately smashed to splinters, the merchant marine driven from the Pacific, protection denied to Americans abroad lest it Interfere with Mexican revolutions these are the "promises made to be kept." When the President climhed from the ruin which he had made of the Baltimore platform and, ascending that newly made at St. Louis, pointed proudly to the wreckage, he presumed too much on the forgetfulness of the American people. COLLECTING POSTAGE STAMPS. Debate among the members of the American Philatelic Society, which closed its annual convention after an interesting study of new conditions governing collection of postage stamps, disclosed the fact that some stamp collectors seriously believe that the economic law of supply and demand governs the used stamp in precisely the manner that' it affects other com modities. There was a strange dis position to ignore the odd factor in philately, which is that the valueof the stamp depends almost entirely upon not alone its rarity, but also on the prevailing "fashions" of the time and also on the need a particular collector has for certain issues for the purpose of making complete an economically futile task he has set out to perform. Yet, despite these adventitious cir cumstances, it was possible at one time to fix with some degree of cer tainty the price of most stamps, by reason of the high degree of organ ization attained among stamp collect ors in all parts of the world. The surprising statement has been made credibly that there are in the United States alone no fewer than a million and a half collectors of used and consequently useless postage stamps. The figure probably includes a large proportion of juveniles, with whom the pursuit is a passing fancy and by whom it will be- abandoned shortly, but the number of grown ups who seriously give their time to this avocation is not inconsiderable. Astounding prices have 'been paid for collections obtained as result of life times spent in searching the philatelic highways and byways of the world. These collectors have often paid amaz ing prices for certain inconsequential bits of paper and mucilage for the rea son, as we have said, that they were needed to make a certain collection "perfect" from the collector's point of view. Stamp collectors know the story of the wealthy Britisher who set himself to the task of obtaining one specimen of every stamp ever issued by the Australian colonies. He sailed around the world in a private yacht in his quest, and for a wonder he completed the collection down to the last stamp, after which, the pleasure of attain ment having been realized to the full. he sold the whole lot for a fabulous sum and started out to do the thing all over again. This man was simply a restless spirit with too much leisure for his own spiritual good; he had a strong desire to be doing something, but an imperfectly developed sense of proportion. One can easily think of several ways of employing one's life to better advantage, One phase of the stamp-collecting craze is that its victims soon lose sight of the purpose with which they think they were inspired in the early stages. Much is said at first about the "edu cational side" of stamp collecting. We are told that the schoolboy with an ambition to obtain, for example, one or more stamps from each country in the world, will necessarily become a profound student of geography, art, history, and even literature and polit ical economy. The postage stamp from Venezuela, say, is supposed to arouse all manner of curiousity in the youth ful mind as to what kind of country Venezuela may be and thence by grad ual stages to broaden his interest in the world at large. But however true this may be for a brief time, it is quite probable that statistics would prove, if they were obtainable, that the col lector who stays with the game soon degenerates into a mere specialist in paper and ink and printing. There may be a few who are Inspired to high endeavors and noble aspirations by contemplation of the graven symbols on the faces of the stamps, but that the number is considerable is seriously to be doubted. In an averae gather ing of stamp collectors one will hear a good deal more talk about the prices than about art or sociology or any of the other pretended considerations with which the very young deceive themselves. The present war-torn condition of the world's map offers at least a life time's work for those collectors who from, this time forward - may have nothing else to do. The international postal convention is not what it was a brief two years ago. Nearly every belligerent nation has uttered special stamp issues, and those nations that have possessed themselves of captured territory have commemorated histor ical facts with numerous stamp is sues that will have a fabulous value or not, after the war is over, accord ing to certain peculiar and at this time not to be predicted characteristics. It is quite possible, if .we are to be guided by past experience, that some engraver's clumsy error may add zest to the pursuit of a certain bit of paper that otherwise would have escaped no tice, for it is no part of the collecting game that stamps shall be perfect, or useful, or even of especially pleasing design. Anything that may contribute to the oddity, or rarity, or to the many intangible factors that belong to philately, will conceivably add to their price in the stamp market, while some of the most artistically beautiful stamps In existence will be a drug on the market. It will surprise many to learn that the postage stamp as we now know it is only about three-quarters of a century old. There are many persons now living who can remember a time when we were without them. Numis matists, on the other hand, have all history, even to antiquity, for their field, and yet for a reason not ap parent coin collecting is relatively an uncommon pursuit. NOTIFYING THE NOMINEE. The custom of formal notification of candidates for public office, weeks or months after they have been hon ored by their fellow-citizens, is a cere monial fiction that dates far back to ward the beginnings of our social life. It is peculiarly Anglo-Saxon in its nature; it belongs to a race, too, that cherishes symbolism; that becomes at tached to its ceremonials because of their special meaning rather than the pomp and display that are attached to them; and whose innate conservatism makes it slow to abandon custom, once established. In days gone by there was reason, for example, for the de layed formality of notification. Means of communication were few and more or less uncertain; there was difficulty in getting committees together; not infrequently, indeed, the waiting can didate was without certain knowledge of his fate until his fellow-citizens waited upon him to impart the news. Now, of course, the telegraph wires, the long-distance telephone and the almost Instant dissemination of im portant news have changed all that. But the custom of formal notification remains; unnecessary for the infor mation of the candidate, but a pleas ing political symbol, nevertheless. Of the same material was made the custom in Kngland which existed for centuries of wearing an oak leaf or an oak apple on a certain day of the year to commemorate the welcome home of Charles II; and so, also, is the still existing Lord Mayor's show. The pageant of the Lord Mayor is a relic of the time when there was neither photography nor newspapers to acquaint the common people with the sort of personages who were rul ing over them. Democracy was hav ing its beginnings; the people were presumed to have an interest in their officials, however slight their oppor tunities for real contact. So the I.ord Mayor and his retinue exhibited them selves, as it were, on stated occasions by traveling. ojer a prescribed route, which is followed to this day. The retiring Lord Mayor still makes his stated calls and leaves cards at Buck ingham Palace, Marlborough House and other abodes of royalty. Just as was the way in the days of old. Members of the British Parliament who wish to lay down the burdens of office for any reason still have a his toric and devious method of evading the tradition that a member may not resign, once he has been elected by his constituents. The result is accom plished by applying for the steward ship of the Chiltern Hundreds, which, taken in connection with the rule that acceptance of office under the Crown disqualified the member from serving in the law-making body, automatically separates him from the office. The thing would be more easily done by the more direct ignoring of the tradi tion and by filing a resignation, and no one would suffer as a consequence, but custom is supreme. The Chiltern Hundreds are a range of chalk hills that once were infested with robber bands and the stewardship of them was supposed to entail active measures for the protection of the peoplo of the domain. Now the robbers are gone, other provisions have been made for the administration of the criminal laws, the job Is a sinecure and the emoluments are nominal. The stew ardship applied for is granted as a matter of course, subject only to the stipulation that it must be retained until another has been appointed to the place, which means until another member of Parliament de sires to resign. This feature, how ever, is not a hardship and no one thinks anything of it. For seventeen centuries a town in Yorkshire. England, has observed the custom of planting the penny hedge in the bed of the River Esk. There was a time when this stream in pe riods of high water had a tendency to wear away its banks, and the people found it necessary to adopt a crude method of what a modern reclamation engineer would call revetment work. Necessity for planting the hedge is long since past, but annually on As cension Eve the representatives of the people solemnly plant the "nine stakes, nine stout staves and nine gedders" in due form. It is a pleasing lesson in civic duty that has outlived all other practical usefulness. Another reminder of the duties of the people is the freemen's march, in a village of Northumberland, on a day In April every year, in which an of ficial, solemnly conducted on horse back with an old-fashioned sword clattering at his side, plunges through a dirty well, much to his personal dis comfort and the disadvantage of his ceremonious clothes. This is still done because, it is said. King John once had occasion to pay a visit to the vil lage and. being greatly put out by the villainous condition of the roads there abouts, imposed this perpetual penance on the people. Not many communi ties in the present day, however, would be so conscientious in keeping before themselves this reminder that well kept roads are essential to the well being and prosperity of a neighbor hood. Beating the bounds precisely illus trates the preservation of a custom long after necessity for it has ceased to exist. There was a day when maps were scarce or not obtainable at all. Surveyors were not numerous and of ficial records were far from being as complete as they are today. So it be came the custom to conduct the people around the boundaries of their par ishes once a year, commonly on Holy Thursday because it was a holiday, to acquaint them with the physical lim its of their possessions. This is still an affair of much ceremony where the custom has been preserved. The Mayor of Cork still asserts his authority over the sea in the tradition al manner. Every three years, in or der that there may be no mistake about it. an official party embarks on a ship and, clad in full regalia, sails out to sea. where the Mayor sol emnly casts a javelin into the waters. The dart being an emblem of author ity, the dignity and authority of of fice are asserted beyond question and everybody goes home satisfied. In America as well as across the sea we still have the loving cup that never is used to drink from, and that if it were so used would violate the sanitary ordinances of a good many up-to-date cities, besides which it is not made for practical use. We have not outlived, and perhaps never shall outlive, the agreeable practice of giv ing the keys of the city to our hon ored guests. This symbol of hospital ity had its origin in the practical times when cities were walled to keep out marauders and the gates were care fully locked at night. Possession of the keys betokened a high degree of responsibility and indicated that the recipient was worthy of every trust. Now- cities are no longer walled; they have no gates; only the key remains, but we cling to the key for much the same underlying reason that we pom pously "notify" our candidates long after the news of the event has reached them from every other source. With our own diplomatic situation in Europe further complicated by Roumania's participation in the war, the interests of the United States are in the hands of no less a deserving Democrat than Charles J. Vopica. of Illinois. It was Mr. Vopica who made this country conspicuous in the minds of cultivated Europeans by proudly exhibiting his $12 shirts before royalty. The story of how he not only confided about them in the King but also per mitted the Queen to share in the se cret will be remembered as long as strange tales of diplomacy are enjoyed. Mr. Vopica also represents us in Bul garia, but has been living most of the time in Bucharest, the " Roumanian capital possessing certain superior so cial advantages that were not lost on an individual of refined sensibilities. He also is our theoretical Minister to Serbia, but for the present, owing to military developments, is unable to do us any serious injury in that country. Figures of'he cost of the epidemic in New York, which is only one of many affected areas, are impressive. It is estimated that the city has ex pended more than $500,000 directly, of which more than $110,000 has been paid for nurses and other help in car ing for the victims, but the sum does not include the amounts paid for food and other incidentals, or the exceed ingly large cost to individuals. The cost to the entire United States is believed to have exceeded $2,000,000 already, and the epidemic has not run Its full course. In addition to these items, there is the distressing fact that a large number of children will be permanent cripples and many will be incapable of ever earning a living. A considerable fund for the purchase of braces for cripples has been raised, but it is still far from adequate to the purpose. The world's available tonnage of steamers in July, 1914, was 24.809.000. Of these it 'is estimated that war losses have been 1.520,000 tons, marine losses 550,000. war requisitions 6,927.000. interned in the Blaek Sea 134.000 and owned by the Teuton powers 3,320, 000. Deducting these amounts and adding 800,000 new tonnage leaves 13,158.000 available for merchant service, or only 53 per cent of the 1914 total. That is why freights are high. The South used to produce red blooded men and send them to Con gress, where they helped to build up the Army and Navy. Now it sends pacifists like Hay of Virginia to make pork of the Army and like Daniels to let the Navy run down and be forced to build it up again. A new type of man now represents the South. As the Chicago Evening Post says: "The yawp is in the saddle." The benefits which the public would derive from a Federal Reserve system embracing all the banks, both Na tional and state, are undeniable. While about half of the banks hold aloof, the public is deprived of practically half of those benefits. That fact is due to those features of the law which are of peculiarly Democratic origin. Those Rt. Louis moving van drivers who are on strike would be doing the people a good turn if the strike had the effect of putting a check' on the moving habit. The way some persons have of shifting their habitations every May and October is incomprehensible to those who have the deep-rooted sense of home. A speaker at the Teachers Institute yesterday advised against the study of algebra as of little importance in after life. And how many men of middle life can extract the cube root today, though they had to work after hours to learn? Villa's threat to raid the border again seems to haVe been timed with the departure of the Oregon infantry men, but he would do well to have a care. Troop A and the battery are still on the ground. China's reluctance to borrow from Japan is easily understood, and so also is her willingness to accept the money when it is found that other sources of funds are closed. The assistant professor in animal husbandry at CorvalliS, who has Just become the father of twin boys, is deserving of congratulation. The other "profs" aren't in his line. California murderer heard "If I Had a Thousand 'Lives to Live" played on the phonograph just before his execu tion, and it is a fair presumption that after that he died happy. Mr. Bryan's previous engagements which prevented his being present at the notification of Mr. Wilson must have been made a long, long time ago. Decision to speed up road work shows a high sense of appreciation of the uncertainties of ail weather in 1916. Running aground on her launching day is getting experience pretty fast. even for a submarine. "Slide closes Canal again" grows monotonous with reiteration. Hiram was "too much Johnson" for them. Gleams Through the Mist By Dean Collins. , HOT WK.tTHRR POME. PRELUDE. I stood on the bridge at midnight. Observing the gloaming gloam. And I said to myself: "If I did right I'd go home and scribble & pome; A pome that is lilting and swinging. And properly geared up for pinging." But never an idee came winging To perch in my sun-blistered dome. Nor to roost in my moon-silvered dome. And my clothes, they were moist and were clinging. As sudorous torrents were springing. And my collar was ready for wringing. And my brain cells bad nobody home. "And yet." remarked the Courteous Office Boy, as to my side he stole, "one must employ some kind of verse, phil osophy or wit when by his hand a col yum must be writ." I seized him by the ankle and the knee, and In the river hurried the C. O. B.. but as he gulped and vanished from my sight the thought occurred to me: "The boy was right! I have no right In Idleness to sit when I have got a colyum to bo writ. Lay on, McDuff! I'll publish right or wrong. I have no theme, but must produce a song." STILL PRELUDING. I went to seek a train of thought In vain I sought for one. But all my seeking came to naught. And all my hope to grief was brought. For though I found a train of thought, I found it would not run. And said my Inner spirit: "I care not what you like; Though well you oil and gear it. Your train is stuck, I fear it Can get no crew a-near it e ve caiiea an laee striKe. AND FURTHER PRELUDING. And so I hastened to the mart, all In the sultry night, and leaped Into the iceman's cart and shoved with all my might, and In this crude, rough way I sought, to substitute a train of thought. And seated on a cake of Ice I chilled the air with songs. And loud I twanged, as on a harp, upon the iceman's ' tongs. And sang: "With heat the world is het Anvi I'm not dope my prelude yet. And still I grind away apace And fill the space and fill the space! With humid heat the world is het; You'll read my lay, and yet, and yet You'll soon forget, you'll soon forget." Aim through the void a voice at even Cried: "Yes. we'll soon forget, thank heaven!" POME. Oh for the stretch of the cool eanOy beaches; Oh for the rivers of broad tranquil reaches; Oh for the forest and mountain, for each Is Heaven to him who must stay in the town. Stay In the town where the asphalt la crawling. Stay in the town where the traffic Is brawling. Stay In the town when the country Is calling, Stay in the town with the sun broil ing tiown. Oh for the song that the pine harps are making. Oh for the voice of the waterfall quak ing. Oh for the bird call when daylight is breaking. Calling to him who must stay in the town. Stay in the town where the whistles arc blowing. Stay In the town where the toil thun- dor's flowing. Stay in the town where the tumult Is going Wild through the streets In the sun broiling down. INTERLUDE. And here the ice. began to melt. And as I tightened up my belt. Prepared to sing another verse. The heat grew worse and wores and worse. Thermometers along the street. Began to blow up in the heat. And as along the way I came My ice man's cart burst Into flame. Far, far adown the street I see, A group of men a-chasing me; I cannot see them well and yet, I think, I think they have a net. And here I wept and here I wailed. And with the tongs my head I flailed. "Why bring a net, when well 'tis known That I'm a harmless ice cream cone? I am the last one of the batch Which they don't need a net to catch; An ice cream cone, which soon is past For I am melting very fast. POME CONTINUED. un lor ins cueese irozen into the salad. Oh for the snow mountains haughty and pallid. Oh for a lemonade honest and valid Oh for a shade to stick over the town A nice pea-green shade, trimmed with buttons and laces. With whalebone insertion in several places. Beneath which I'd sit and make hlde'bus faces Right up at the sun if he came broiling down. Oh I'm a biscuit and done to a turn now. Throw open the oven or else I shall burn now. And dash me with buttermilk out of the churn now. And sell me, with doughnuts and soup, in the town. Ho, I am asphalt all oozy and thicky Step not upon me because I am sticky. And asphalt is bad for white slippers, by cricky, Here in the town with the sun broiling down. Oh for a lemonade straw or a pickle. Oh for an iceberg to carve with a sickle, Oh for the North Pole, to take it and tickle The ribs of this shimmering, sim mering town: Oh for the South Pole to poke us and punch us And cool polar bears to play with us and crunch us FINALE. And off of the ice cart I tumbled un conscious , Here in the town with the sun broil ing down. Comfort for Him. Boston Transcript Plaintiff's Lawyer I rest the case. Defendant's Ditto You ought to; it's pretty weak.' With the Oregou Poets. OS KIVEK BE.tril. If shorn of all pleasures, this life would be dreary. Our faces would never be softened with smiles: We'd mope through the long days, dis consolate, weary. As glum as Siberian cheerless exilea. But O. glory be! there are joys in full measure. And one peerless group lies at Port land's back door; A spot of enjoyment, a haven of pleas ure. The river-kissad beach on Columbia' shore. ff This beautiful city's bright sons and fair daughters. Unclad to the limit, as fashion de crees. Disport in the wonderful river's cool waters. As mermaids and mermen slosh 'round In the seas. They sun their damp shapes In the warm-bodied sand on The beautiful beach floor in groups and in pairs. Their undress display in quite reckless abandon. And care not a Jitney for onlookers' stares. And little ones bless 'em, the darllngf home treasures. ' Their bright eyes alight with the sparkles' of fun. In rapturous spirit enjoy the rare pleas ures They think are the greatest beneath the bright sun. They wade, naked-legged, in the brink of the river. And romp on the sands In their Inno cent play. And feel they are having "the mostest fun ever." As speed the short hours too swiftly away. Anear the beach sands on the grove shaded dry land. The tents of the campers In white grouping stand. And near by a miniature Coney Island Affords all the thrills the sport lov ers demand. 'Mid the pleasures afforded the city Joy lover. 'Mid the many enjoyments within easy reach. But few on the list can put anything over An afternoon spent on broad river beach. JAMES BARTON ADAMS. " "HH.trS IN A SAMEC O'er the name of a rollicking, laugh ing stream. Men argue, dispute and contest; For a poet, it seems, has had a dream, And he loves his name the best- The stream leaps rocks and laves tho snag. And races o'er bowlder and sand; She Joins not the strife, nor cares a rag For a name men think so grand. For ages she laughingly rippled and played. As she nourished the deer and the lea: The call of her God she ever obeyed. In a life quite happy and free. She slaked the thirst of the Indian brave. Who drank of her waters clear. And when at last he found his grave) She sang for the pioneer. When first the lips of the white man sipped From this chattering stream of mirth. If counting in years she then had tipped A million or more on earth. Call her La Creole or Rickreall, No fault to find has she; While the world rolls on and proud men fall. She will find her way to the sea. It Is thus of religious creeds I think The name matters not a whit; If tired and thirsty men may drink Or lave in the waters of It. All those performing their tasks each, day. As happv and free as the creek. Will find their God hard by the way. The Jew as well as the Greek. F. W. PARKER. Oregon City. THE rl'Rll TRIBUTE. Fresh from the founts of hoarded thought Thero bubbles, suddenly. Into my mind a sight unsought A smile, smiled just for me! The day was one of long ago; A lady who seemed tall And very old though now I know 'Twas Just that 1 was small Looked down on me, that day long gone. And smiled there In the street Then gave her rose, and pinned it on, "Because I looked so sweet!" How strange after these years I drink From mem'ry's spsrklinK spring Such humble meed, or even think Of such a little thing! And yet and yet where I might honored of all men For love, for Bold. I could not earn Such pure tribute acam! HORRKL DEAN HALE. THE OPEN, Let me out, I want to co , Where the good old breezes blow Clean and sweet across The sagebrush covered plain; Where you see the sun sink low 'Gainst the far horizon's glow; And the rimrock, that's like Castles of old Spain. Where you do not sleep till noon. But are ridinir 'ere the moon. And the dinkey stars have Made their get-away: Riding hard in knee-deep dew. When the sun comes up to view. And you fill your lungs With something that will stay. Gas wagnns are miehty fine. But I'd rather have for mine An old pinto, with a Blaze across his face. That has four sure feet, and goes Anywhere I point his nose. With no motor cops around To set the pace. SARA BLANCHE WRENN. IDES OK 1916. I have crossed life's divide. I am on the shady side. Alonj? its slopes I glide. Sometimes I slip and slide. To keep on top I've tried. We've been stewed and fried. Democracy is a snide. Its platform surely lied. Civil service they've defied. One term they have belied. Other nations they've decried. Insulted, they notified. Playing favorites they've denied. We'll have no war. they cried. But our boys had to ride After Villa, once deified. They did not get him tied; But many soldiers died. , We'll have to change the tide. Or all be crucified. S. M. VENARD. At the Races. Judge. "Tough luck! Fellow gave me ihret winners at yesterday's races." "What's tough about that?" "I didn't play them."