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Give postofrice addreaaes In full, including county and atate. i-iwtage Kitten i to 14 paxes. 1 cent: 1 to :;2 pones, cents: 34 to 4fe pages, :t cents: fio to I'm pages. 4 cents: 6 to 7ti pages. 5 c-nts: 7- ti V- pages. t cents. Foreign post' .L'e, double fates. Ia4rra Buinea Office Verree A Conk iin. Brunswick builfiing. New York: Verree a- (-..nkirn. Steser buildlr.it, Chicago. San a.t :isco representative. R. J. Bidwell, 742 llarket street POKTLANO. SCXDAV, JAMAKV SO, 1916. JI'IIGKS AND THE PRESIDENCY:. A phase of the possible Hughes nomination for President is the fervor with which the newspaper and politi Ciil friends of President Wilson ap plaud the Hughes determination not to be a candidate. They are unani mous in the opinion that the Supreme Court of the United States ought not t be defiled by politics, and that Jus tice Hushes should stay where he Is. They feel and say that he has a -noble regard for the best traditions of the court. It is shocking:, indeed, that any member of the court should so far forget the dignities and honors of his high position as to be swayed by mere personal ambition to hold a greater office. Yes, indeed. But, sad to say, the Supreme Bench has more than once been mentioned in connection iivith the Presidential nomination, and singularly enough, always till now for the Democratic nomination. Salmon P. Chase, of Ohio, a name well remembered by readers of his- tory for the period of the Civil War, and by the survivors of that stirring epoch, was a candidate for President in 1S60, in the Republican convention. He failed, but was made Secretary of the Treasury, a position which he filled with distinguished success. Though a member of Lincoln's Cab inet, he was known yet to be friendly to all suggestions that he be again a candidate in 1864; and through his brilliant daughter. Kate Chase, his home was a center of social and polit ical exploitation, looking to the eleva tion of Chase to the Presidency. But the wise Lincoln removed Chase as a possibility in 1864 by making him Chief Justice. The sensational events which fol lowed did not relieve Justice Chase of his great ambition, but he fell so far out of touch with his party that he was regarded as a Democrat. In 1868, In response Jo an Inquiry from the chairman of the Democratic Na- tional Committee as to whether he might be a candidate before the Dem ocratic convention, he wrote a letter In which he said: I have now answered your letter as think I ought to answer It. I beg- you to believe me. for I aay in all sincerity that 1 do not desire the office of President, or a nomination tor It: nor do 1 know that, with my views and convictions. 1 am a suitable candidate for any party. or tnat my countrymen must Judge. Most clearly the Chase letter was an Invitation for the Democratic con vention to nominate him on his own terms; but it was not done. Rut there is another notable ei' ample of consuming Presidential am- bition bv a Supreme Court Justice. Stephen J. Field another Lincoln ap pointee was openly a candidate for the Democratic nomination in 1880 His name was presented to the con vention, and he received sixty-five votes. The name of Justice Field is among those which gave luster to America's highest tribunal of justice. F.ut the list is not closed. Alton B. Parker, of New York, was Chief Jus tice of the Court of Appeals for that state. He was a candidate for the Presidency in 1904, and he was nomi nated by the St. Louis convention. He was not elected, for he ran against Theodore Roosevelt. A large part of the Democratic party did not vote for him, but the reason -was not that the sacred precincts of a court had been "invaded" to find a candidate. If, perchance, the Republican party In 1916 should call upon Justice Hughes to become its candidate for President, and he should accept, it may be assumed. In view of the rec ord, that the Democratic press will concede that no inviolable precedent has been broken down. PROSPERITY AND LONGEVITY. It is altogether natural, perhaps, that with bounteous prosperity on every hand Americans should live too well for their own good. The aver age business man or clerk who lives a sedentary life Is a full-blooded animal, eating more food than he needs and engaging in less exercise than his sys tem demands. He has been warned repeatedly, even to the point of being advised professionally, that the germs of decay have Infested his body by the time he is 30 and that thereafter it Is merely a matter of how long this vital organ or that one may hold out. If these Irregularities take the form of arterial hardening, he may never pass through his 40's. Heart disorders lead to death at almost any age. while disruption of vital organs may precipi tate breakdown or death at an age when the individual should be at his very best physically. Repeated warnings have had the effect of frightening many into better living habits. Gymnasiums and out door exercise are growing in populari ty. But a great number of sedentary Americans persist in courting early decay, a fact emphasized by recent vital statistics, showing that, while in fant mortality has fallen off amazing ly In the past twenty years, the death rate has Increased In the higher age groups. In other words, the child of 4 is in less danger of death, while the man of 40 is in more danger. It is entirely natural that where our Interest In our own health leaves off that of the insurance companies be gins. The longer we live the better it suits these gentle folk, and whether their motives be altruistic or other wise, the benefits are quite the same. The companies are always delving into vital health and mortality statistics in search of enlightenment on the elusive subject of mortal longevity. They seek to point a moral and sound a warning. If we live longer we ben efit ourselves and the Insurance com panies. A perfect community of in terests! So. more than passing inter est attaches itself to the latest experi ment conducted for the purpose of tring to find out why many Ameri cans do not live longer. Two groups of 1000 men each were j set apart by the Life Extension In. stitute. The first group, composed of skilled mechanics, was examined as to the health of its units, and the re sults were compared with those ob tained in taking the health ratings o the second group, composed of clerk and desk men. Oddly enough, no great difference was found in the health of these two classes of work era. One group showed a marked pre disposition for a particular order o organic disturbance, but neither group was in robust health. Dr. Eugene Lyman Fink, who conducted the test. notes the ill effects of bad habits of living, particularly overeating. Th life of the average young man in the two groups, he finds, is preparing for an early breakdown or premature death, which might be prevented by simpler living and adherence to ordi- nary hygienic guidance. The trouble is that we have not ad Justed ourselves to our prosperity. Take the simple folk of Central and Southern Europe, with their frugal diet. Their lease of life is long. Eco nomic conditions Impose clean living upon them. Economic conditions here surfeit as with food at a minimum of exertion. Prosperity is not an un mixed blessing unless we learn as people to temper our plenty with wis dom. THE ALTERNATIVES. Estimates wer given the Senate mill tary committee today by Brigadier-General Croxler. showing1 that a plant costing S40O. 000.000. operated by a force of 750.000 work men. would be required to manufacture am munition and -war materials necessary to keep an army of a million men in the field and equip an additional million recruits. rom an Associated Press dispatch. The alternative, no doubt, is smaller plant, operated by fewer men which shall be operated continuously, in time of peace, in order to lay up great stores of munitions for time of trouble. Or it is to devise and support a mil itary policy, which provides that un der no circumstances shall we have a large Army, regular, or reserve, or volunteer, which will call for the- use of great supplies of munitions. Of course, then, in case of war, we shall be the easy prey of any aggressor, But will not the mighty principle that nobody shall make any money out of the manufacture of arms and am munition have been vindicated? NOT REACTIONARY. Whatever the merits of the Brandeis appointment to the Supreme Court of the United States, the plea by a frothy newspaper admirer of all the President's acts that it will tend to offset the "reactionary side of the court" is both demagogic and inex cusable. It would be interesting to have some one who thinks the court needs a leaven of radicalism and so. clalism to give its "reactionary" rec ord. The fortunate truth is that the Supreme Court of the United States is the most wisely progressive body in the world. In the long list of hearings for the past twenty-five years, it is doubtful if a single decision can be cited to which the characteriza tion "reactionary" can be given. But if there should be those who regard the New York bakery case, or the original Income tax decision as belong ing to that classification, the many instances where the court has taken most advanced ground may be cited in disproof. It was the Supreme Court of the United States which came to the rescue of the women workers in the Oregon laundry case, several years ago, giving to the sex the special protection of favoring legislation. It was the same court which upheld the initiative and referendum. It may be imagined that a reactionary bench would have" made short work of that radical Innovation. Public welfare laws, safety appli ance laws, corporation regulation laws. shorter-hours-of-labor laws all laws for the protection and liberty of the citizen have with scarcely an excep tion been sustained by the Supreme Court. It is. not the bulwark of the Interests." as it proved in the North ern Securities decision; and it is the refuge of the Individual who seeks equality before the law and the right to work in security under humane conditions. It is not to be assumed that the President or anyone speaking with au thority for him, will venture to ex cuse the Brandeis appointment on the ground that the court Is reactionary. " itAKTIAL tCNACT. When the smoke of conflict has been carried away by the gentle winds of peace and the scientific men of the world proceed with the inevitable post mortem, it will be interesting to note what the alienists have to say. Defi nite information on the prevalence of Insanity in the war zone has not been forthcoming up to the present, al though detached dispatches have told of thousands of men driven insane under the strain of the battlefields. In an effort to show that war Is not especially provocative of insanity or nervous disorders. Surgeon-General Rolleston, consultant physician of the British navy, has submitted a report showing that of the cases of sickness in the fleet less than one per cent en tered the column for mental disorders, while less than four per cent exhibited a mild neurasthenia. But these naval figures really prove nothing. The sailor lives a comfort able life, usually with plenty to eat and a place to sleep. He must endure no frightful hardships. Either he gets sent to the bottom or he is not, with the chances in favor of his escape from harm. The blasting and blight- ng hardships of war are imposed upon the men of the land forces. Long, exhausting campaigns may be launched In which the men get neither food, shelter nor sleep for days. At time when their systems are sur charged with toxins generated through exertion and lack of rest, the devastat- r.g representations of the battlefront are imposed upon their minds. It is nevitable that a harvest of insanity hould follow where millions of men are engaged. It Is a condition calcu lated to develop latent insanity - and strain weakened minds to- the break ing points. The brain of man is not readily adjustable to such frightful spectacles, nor his body to such ter rible ordeals. The necessities of the campaign know nothing of human limitations. Militarists, of course, will point to this as a benefit to the race. War, the great discoverer of incipient insanity! If war had not done it the stress of economic life would have achieved the same end sooner or later, they will say. This may be true to a limited degree. Yet, ordinary life can Impose no such strain upon mortal minds as that produced by war. Fear, weari ness, worry, hatred and homesick ness are grim allies of old Mars and they assail their victim In the most furious and terrible manner in the theaters of war. THE FIGURES FOB IT. The true causes of the Treasury deficit were plainly shown by Repre sentative Fordney in the House to be the Underwood tariff and Democratic extravagance, not the. war. In spite of the war, imports for nine months from March to November, 1915, were $72,716,000 more than in the same period of 1913. Because of the Under wood tariff, customs receipts Bhowed a loss of $76,000,000 in the same pe riod, or $5,320,000 a month. The war taxes have more than made good this loss, for they produce $6, 800,000 a month, yet the general fund in the Treasury decreased $75,603,336 between July 31, 1914, and 'July 31, 1915, and is now down to about $50, 000,000. Had the Democrats prac ticed the economy they promised, the Treasury balance would have been in creased by the amount that the war tax revenue has exceeded the decrease in customs revenue. Its shrinkage in face of larger aggregate revenue was not caused by the war but by Demo cratic waste. A CORTV BUSINESS MANAGER, The Taxpayers' League in Benton County is getting down to real busi ness. It has decided to hold an all day meeting March 25 and Invite rep resentatives from every other county to be present. The effort will be to establish a state-wide organization which will seek relief from the Legis lature and perhaps submit an initiative measure. It is the right system. The way to lower taxes is to formulate and present a specific plan: It was with that idea that The Oregonian recently under. took to impart a little knowledge as to what might and what might not be done by the Legislature. Yet there are in Benton County, as In every other county, men who still cling to the notion that they themselves are in no wise to blame for the increased cost of government. They are willing to ac cuse any body except themselves and usually they prefer to accuse the Leg' lslature. That body has become the 'houn' dog" for the unltiative tax payer to kick around whenever he gets his tax receipt. A typical example is one who writes a letter to the Benton County Courier. He is horrified by The Oregonian's suggestion that a movement to reduce county taxes should have the backing of a taxpayers' organization at the Legislature. "Does The Oregonian mean to say that it will be necessary for the tax payers of Oregon to maintain a lobby at Salem if they hope to have whole some laws passed?" he asks. Exactly. Yet the statement is not an indictment of the Legislature, as the writer seems to think. The Legislature will proceed no fur ther in the enactment of radical legis lation than it is convinced the people want to go. There Is nothing repre hensible in lobbying if it-is done hon estly and with good purpose. Some of our most vociferous organized champions of purity and progress send lobbies to the Legislature when oc casion seems to demand. The Grange does it; union labor does it; the Port land Chamber of Commerce does it; the women's clubs do It; the prohibi tionists do it; even the school teachers and the ministers of the gospel have been known to follow the example. No important legislation is accom plished without lobbying. The memo rializing of Congress is lobbying. It is even necessary to lobby with the peo ple in order to pass enactments through the initiative. If the proposed state-wide taxpayers' organization de cides on the direct method of obtain ing its demands it will doubtless ap point an executive committee to carry on the campaign. Tne committees efforts will be lobbying, pure and simple. The real need for representation of the taxpayers at Salem when a reduc tion in number or pay of county offi cers is in issue, arises from the fact that the officials affected are Invaria bly there with their lobby. Not only that, but they get their friends and appointees to write or telegraph to members of the Legislature or go in person. If nobody else is heard from, the member, severed by many miles from his constituents, naturally thinks he is listening to the voice of the peo ple t when in fact he hears only the oice of the beneficiaries qf high taxes. Of, course, if the counties of the state desire a home rule that Involves a cutting loose from constitutional and legislative direction and restraint, the way does not lie through the Legisla ture. That at least some sentiment ex ists in behalf of such a radical pro- edure is indicated by the receipt by The Oregonian of a suggested consti tutional amendment from one who de. sires to know what The Oregonian thinks of it. The amendment is not ery long. It reads as follows: County elective officers, other than Ju diciai. In counties having fewer thaa 50,000 population, shall consist of three Commls- teners and no others. The Commissioners shall continue to transact a-H the county business now devolving upon County Courts not inconsistent with the following pro- isions. They shall appoint a business man ager but shall appoint no other officers or county employes. In the business manager shall be vested 11 other authority and duties now vested in county administrative officers. Such duties when prescribed by ordinary statutes hall be subject to enlargement or curtail ment by statutory enactment. The business manager may have such as- stance as the County Commissioners deem necessary. The Commissioners shall have uthonty exclusive or the Legislature to fix he number and pay of such assistants and county employes, but the power to appoint hem, and the power to remove them at III. shall be vested solely in tne business manager. The office of County Judge Is hereby abol ished. The Judicial Jurisdiction and duties f said Judge shall be transferred to other courts now existing and tne Legislative As sembly is hereby charged with the duty of passing such laws as may be neceEsary to make legal procedure conform to this mendment. The County Commissioners shall receive a per diem of J3 when actually engaged in transacting, county business. This act shall take- effect June 1. 1917. ntil a Board of County Commissioners as herein constituted ahall have been elected nd qualified the county Judge and the two Commissioners in each county elected I in accordance with superseded lawful author ity shall perform the duties prescribed for County Commissioners In this amendment. The proffered amendment has ap parently been drafted with the desigp to adapt to county government what is known in city government as the commission-manager system. If such an amendment were adopted the County Commissioners would still allow bills contracted by the county, equalize and levy county taxes, fix polling places and establish election precincts. They would also fix the number and salaries of all county officials and employes. The Sheriff. Treasurer, Assessor, and other county officers would be ap pointed by the business manager and work under his direction. Instead of county officers' pay being fixed by the Legislature it would be fixed by the County Commissioners. The amend ment would affect ail counties except Multnomah. The date of taking effect is set ahead apparently to give the Legislature opportunity to transfer probate procedure to the Circuit Court. The only comment The Oregonian cares to make on this amendment at this time is that it probably provides for county home rule about as briefly and clearly as possible, although it may be that one learned in the law can find ambiguity or indefiniteness in some of the provisions. It is published herewith merely as an interesting con tribution to the discussion of lower taxes. ATHLETES AND AILMENTS. Sound health, rational living and plenty of exercise are reputed to be the principal guardians against en croachment of Winter ailments, par ticularly pneumonia. Yet the numtwir of powerful athletes swept away al most overnight by pneumonia appears to refute the idea that physical sound, ness is the best safeguard. Athletes oftentimes succumb with less show of resistence than men of frail physique, even though these same athletes have no bad habits such as drinking and smoking, which are the arch allies of pneumonia. The recent sudden death of a splen did athlete has led the New York Sun to inquire into the causes of this ap parently contradictory condition with the result that competitive athletes are placed by the Sun in the column of bad habits. Recent experiments on animals at the Wlstar Institute re vealed that constant exertion during the growing period resulted in an in creased growth of one-fifth in heart. liver and kidneys. Investigation at the University of Wisconsin disclosed the fact that between five and ten per cent of the freshmen had enlargement or dilation of the heart. ' Naturally when the heart is devel oped out of proportion to the lungs and other vital organs an abnormal condition is created when the victim settles down to an inactive life. Hence when a damaged heart seeks to dis tribute blood through the precincts of plugged lungs -during an attack of pneumonia exhaustion of the pumping station follows more quickly than if the heart were normal and developed only in proportion to the rest of the body. The value of exercise is not to be questioned for a moment, but the dan gers that lie in overexercise and those practices peculiar to training periods are becoming more and more appar ent. Development of the body must be effected in a systematic way rather than by fits and starts. TIIE CANALS OF MARS. At last a solution seems to have been reached upon the matter of Just how the canals of Mars were dug. The controversy has been raging for some forty years as to whether what ap peared to be canals were actually canals, with the preponderance of concrete evidence favoring the objec tivity of the Martial linear waterways. But now the tide is turned before the onslaughts of the most powerful glass in Europe. The canals of Mars were dug by the imagination of man. They have no external reality, iauch is the verdict of the Section for the Obser vation of Mars of the British Astro nomical Association. When Schlaparelli, the Italian as tronomer, made his celebrated draw ings of Martian canals, phenomena which were confirmed by many not able astronomers of the past three eighths of a century, he used the mar velous 8 -inch refractor which was the wonder 'of his day. Mars, even within those intermittent visits to the relative vicinity of the earth, delivered up her network of canals by mere flashes. A glimpse of a canal today and another glimpse tomorrow finally contributed a strongly marked map ol the planet, which in 1908 showed 585 lines. It will be recalled that here the less ponderous and conservative sci entists took up the discovery. Canals having been discovered they must be explained. The theory that they were natural channels did not find favor for the reason that the lines, while of dif ferent sizes and lengths, never varied in breadth so far as individual lines were concerned. Since nature does not work in such prescribed or regular manner the lines must be canals rather than channels, and since canals are dug by intelligent beings Mars must be inhabited. No end of deduction fol lowed. The canals were needed to carry water for irrigation purposes, and the presence of so many artificial waterways, each of which must be sev eral miles in width, suggested a truly wonderf ul people. Imaginative writers proceeded to take up the matter where daring scientists left off, and we were regaled with invasions and other visitations from Mars. Efforts to. communicate with the en lightened creatures which might thrive in a planet of cultivated waterways have been undertaken with some seri ousness. Put these were abandoned when the experiment was checked up and the discovery made that tele graphic transmission of a message over such a distance would require something more than a hundred years. Nevertheless the Mars fiction made a powerful impression upon the human mind, and even now. the canals of Mars are accepted at par by millions, while the belief persists that one day we may be able to enter into com munication with our neighbors, who are only a few hundred thousand years' travel from us by aeroplane. Now comes the British Astronomical Association's report to shatter this house of cards. Through the medium of the great Meudon telescope with its 32-inch Tefractor Mars was placed under scrutiny at the time of the last opposition to the earth in 1909. The handing down of the findings after all these years Is characteristic of British deliberation. It will be recalled that British census takers did not report the fact that London was smaller than New York until several years had elapsed. Possibly the British astron omers would have pondered over their report another year or two except for the near approach of the next visit of Mars to these parts, an event sched uled for next month. E. M. Antoneadi, who conducted the 1909 observations from a French ob servatory with the famous Meudon refractor, found no lines except when the glass was flaring. With a Schla parelli map before him he was able to draw continental portions of Mars into steady view. The time-honored canals lost their .regular linear appear ance and became a mass of irregular bands, lines, diffused complex shad ings, narrow irregular streaks, and series of more or less disconnected irregular knots and filaments. These marks were as little like canals as an ink splotch is like unto a pen stroke. So Mr. Antoneadi proceeds to sum up his observations and deductions in battle array to flout the earlier find ings of astronomers. To begin with he notes that the Meudon observation." brought Mars from four to sixteen times nearer the earth than in Schia- parelli's modest refractor. Then all the Irregularities which were noted at Mettdon were held steadily in the larger telescope, while the straight lines were only glimpsed at the Ital ian's Milan observatory. Again the irregular markings obey the laws of perspective, which is not always found to be the case -with the "canal" lines. A real narrow, dark, planetary line. such as Cassini's' division in front of Saturn, is held to be far broader and more conspicuous in a large telescope than in a small one. This, naturally, because of reduced diffraction. Finally It is observed that minute irregular detail, utterly beyond the reach of the Italian astronomer's glass, was held steadily in the Meudon glass without any trace of lines being seen. "We reach the conclusion," the report says, "which leaves no room for doubt that the natural apearances revealed by the great French telescope give a much more truthful representation of the details of the planet than the rude spider's webs of the Italian astrono mer." Naturally the wiping out of Martian canals will not be seized upon with enthusiasm. The theory was one de signed to hold the popular fancy, since it was so suggestive of mortal neigh bors in the heavens. The splotches revealed at Meudon mean nothing. They offer no scope for tangible de duction. But since the smaller glasses produced an illusion of lines, possibly caused by the edges of the splotches now visible, we shall have to wait for more powerful glasses than that at Meudon to let us see more of what lies behind the obscure smears on the face of Mars. In the meantime we must feel that we are less intimately in touch with celestial neighbors than heretofore. FA KM Kits TO RCN CREDIT SYSTEM. The article by C. R. Cottrell, com missioner of the Washington State Grange, criticising the joint commit tee's rural credit bill now before Con gress, is based on an entire miscon ception of the purpose and effect of that bill. In fact, reading of the text of the bill shows that it is not open to some of the criticisms made by The Oregonian, which were based on an incomplete summary of its provisions. The main purpose of the bill is to establish a co-operative mortgage loan system among farmers similar to that of the landsclraften in Germany, which have been in successful operation for over a century and which have been the chief instrument in development of German agriculture. The plain in tent is that the farmer-borrowers shall hold the controlling interest in the stock of the Federal farm land banks. While stock in these banks may be subscribed by "any individual, firm or corporation or by the government of any state or the United States," the requirement that each farm loan asso ciation shall subscribe stock equal to 5 per cent of the loans made to its members ensures control by the farmers. It is not probable that the amount of Government and private capital In vested would exceed 5 per cent of the loans made to farmers by the bank, which will be the measure of farmers' stock holdings. Plainly the Intent Is to invest Government funds only in or der to set the banks going and then to withdraw them gradually, for section 5 provides that "after subscriptions, exclusive of Government subscriptions, shall amount to $500,000 in any Fed eral land bank, said bank shall apply semi-annually to the payment and re tirement of stock held by the United States one-quarter of all sums there after subscribed to capital stock until all stock held by the United States is retired at par." The present aggre gate of farm mortgages In the United States is about $3,000,000,000. When the farmers had refunded these debts under the rural credit bill, their hold ings of land bank stock would aggre gate $150,000,000. As fast as they increased their borrowings they would increase their stock holdings. It is not probable that private capital would seek Investment in that stock to an extent which would take control away from the borrowers. Since exorbitant profits could only be earned at the expense of the stockholders, there would be every inducement to restrict profits and to practice economy. The bill also permits the organiza tion of Joint stock banks to engage in the mortgage loan business under Federal control. Such banks exist in Germany side by side with the farm ers' co-operative loan associations, but their business is chiefly urban loans, only 6 per cent of their total loans being made on farm land. There is no doubt that the market rate of interest would be fixed by the rate at which the Federal land banks sold farm bonds, and that. Joint stock banks would be unable to make loans at higher rates unless the security were of poorer quality. There might be districts where the farmers were un able or unwilling to combine for the purpose of organizing farm loan asso ciations. The joint stock banks would afford individual farmers in such dis tricts an opportunity to obtain loans. Competition between farmers for sale of mortgage bonds would be as nearly as possible eliminated by Gov ernment supervision, for the bonds would be practically uniform in char acter and all would be secured by improved land worth double their face value. This uniform character, the long term, the reserve funds, the ready market offered by the land banks themselves would make these bonds readily salable at moderate interest. Mr. Cottrell's statement that the law establishes no maximum rate of In terest is contradicted by the provision he quotes, that the rate of interest shall not exceed the legal rate fixed by law for National banks. The operation of the Federal reserve law has mate rially reduced the latter rate, and is likely to continue doing so, but long- term bonds secured by real estate, as farm mortgage bonds would be, would sell at far lower rates than the Nation al bank rate. They would more closely approach the 4 or 5 per cent paid on railroad bonds. The requirement that. In order to borrow, a farmer must subscribe stock in' the farm loan association equal to 5 per cent of the loan and must de posit his stock as collateral would work no hardship. A farmer having property which justifies a $5000 loan should be able to borrow $250 for a short time until the loan is made, for the bill permits him to "use part of said loan to repay any sum borrowed to pay for his stock." The land banks, which would be controlled by the bor rowers, may pay off stock held by farm loan associations, and In that case the latter must pay off an equal amount of their own stock. The par value of the stock Is then to be cred ited as a payment on the loan, and the farmer is to receive any excess in cash. Referring to the provision that funds to be loaned "shall be in cur rent funds or farm loan bonds," Mr. ottrell asks. "Of what use are bonds I to a farmer IT he must sell oa the I open market to the present Napoleons of finance?" He ignores the words immediately following the above quo tation, which are: "At the option of the borrower or of the farm loan asso ciation." In other words, if the bor rower prefers cash, he can get it; If he prefers bonds, he can get them. It is possible that the bonds would be salable at a premium, though they must be issued to him at par. He would thus have the opportunity to sell them at a profit and perhaps ob tain $5100 on a $5000 loan, though only required to pay interest on and to repay $5000. The remarks about exploitation of farmers are not pertinent, for the farmers would control the banks. If the banks exploited the farmers, the farmers would simply be exploiting themselves. They would be free to commit that folly if they desired, but they would not desire. So with regard to deposit without interest of farm loan associations' current funds with land banks, that is optional and would not involve tying up liquid securities. "Current funds" correspond to a checking account at a bank, which is not. tied up and on which interest is rarely paid. The provision for foreclosure of mortgage in case of default is neces sary to enable farmers to borrow. Without it no bonds could be sold, and hence no loans could be made, and the entire scheme would fall. As to the 1 per cent excess of in terest on mortgages over interest on bonds, some charge is necessary to pay expenses of the system, and the amount stated is a maximum, which the Farm Loan Board could reduce The borrowers being In control, they could restrict expenses. The exemption of the capital and bonds of farm land banks from tax atioiv is justified by the fact that they would represent a loan on real estate which is already taxed. Were these securities taxed, the impost would con stitute double taxation and would ul timately be paid by the farmer in higher interest rates. It will be Impossible to conduct the rural credit business without able men of strict integrity In charge. Such men could easily earn $12,000 a yea in private business. If the Govern ment paid less it would risk getting inferior men of doubtful Integrity, Hiring cheap men is poor economy. No doubt a large number of subor dinate officials will be employed, bu farmers pay a probably larger number of men much more money in com mission, attorney fees, abstractors fees, surveyors' and appraisers' fees than they will pay under the new plan Not having heard anything from the last query concerning the sinking o the Persia, the Administration has sen another reminder to Austria. It altogether possible, however, that while Austria heard us the first time we spoke, such inconsequential mat' ters as a diplomatic dispute with the United States must await their turn in the order of dull routine. Students who do not apply them selves are to be barred from Stanford University. . A step In the right direc tion. Collegiate dawdlers are a nui sance to themselves and everyone else, They occupy time that might be ap plied to good advantage on the earnest students. An Oregon City man complains that supporting two wives is too much of a task for him, even though one kept on an alimonial basis. The moral is that a man should not embark upon a greater number of matrimonial ven tures than his means will permit. With Germany saving the hides of animals killed in battle and with the British contending that the war has not gotten fairly under way, there are reasons to believe that the gory carni val will continue to ravish civilization for many weary months to come. What have you added to the Jewish relief fund? If you have done nothing and yet are In comfortable eircum stances, your conscience should trou ble you in these days when millions of helpless men, women and children are starving in Europe. The Kaiser has graciously given Bui garia all war material captured in Serbia. So that Bulgaria will be better prepared to assist In pulling Teuton chestnuts out of the fire. The bibulous cynic, of course, will insist that the advent of prohibition and this sort of weather stand in the relationship of cause and effect. It is a cold day indeed when a new- military expert does not rise up to re fute all the other experts on what we should do to defend ourselves. Judging by the number of experts making themselves heard, we must have a much larger military force than we had been given to believe. Lloyd George says the war has hardly begun. If given another year no doubt the British would be ready to do their part. Tomatoes are quoted at 50 cents in Alaska. Likewise in fashionable cafes a great deal nearer home than Alaska. If the preparedness agitators hope to hold the public interest they must act before the baseball season opens. An Eastern Oregon dispartch reports a dust storm. Can there be such thing left In this snowy world? However, no man with a poor nerv ous system or a weak spine should seek the Presidency this time. About time for the Bryan Presi dential announcement on a peace-at-any-price platform. Killing Americans is growing to be almost as popular a pastime as slaugh tering Armenians. "President Begins Trip for De fense," says a dispatch. Defense of his job, we suspect- No doubt if there is another Su preme Court vacancy it will go to Cole Blease. An American official shot a Mexican bandit who fired upon him. Naughty, naughty! Titanic claims are being settled. But. Lusitania claims remain in status quo A new Russian drive is forecast. Likewise a new German balk. It would appear that some of the blind pigs" are not blind. Time for Villa to be "captured" again. Gleams Through the Mist My Dean Collina. EQUALITY. The wind from the north came ecurrylng forth And bellowed in boisterous mirth, And started to throw confetti of snow All over the beautiful earth: It covered the ground and the birdisi strayed round In grief too pathetic for words. AndI thought: "What they need is a regu lar feed. So I'll start a crumb line for the Mrda." I Invited them, then; the robin and wren. The sparrow, the snowbird and all. Now. deprived of their worms, on equality'! terms To meet where the crumb feast should fail, 'Twill be understood. In this bird brother hood. That all are regarded as equal.' I said to the crew as around me they flew But this waa the horrible sequel: The prospect looked good for the bird brotherhood; The snowbird and robin and wren In my Socialist state came freely and at And all was serenity, when A sparrow came by and his business-like eye Slsed up the extent of the lunch And he ruffled his wing, threw his hat In the ring. And proceeded to wallop the bunch. Then, shocked to the marrow, I scolded tha sparrow. And cursed him in accents irate: " 'Tls certainly rude for you to intrude And bust up our Socialist state; For I Issued my call to the birds one and all The same opportunity giving, And you came to bat. like a rank plutocrat, And cotnered the source of their living." He answered: "A-hum," as he picked up a, crumb, "Quite equal, no doubt, 'twas begun. But I tried to enhance my share of tha chance. Which none of the others have done. Quite equal, you've stated, all birds wera created; And I will admit It, my friend. But, to say the last word It's the crumbs for the bird Who shows most enterprise in the end." I heard the Courteous Otuce Boy Coming down the hall. Blowing blue notes on a harmonica, ' Cacophonous, delirious, imaclstlc Like some of the later Strauss scores. And I knew were In for another session of free vtrso (Like what I ain doing nowl. So I hung a rapt expression on my map. And wheeled my ear-flap toward the C. O. B. You were that clear cicillan flutlnK, oh. Office Eoy, That pains our thought even now To use the exact wording of ttlrhard Ald ington. Who is regarded as a wis at Imaglst verse, Bv those in the know. You were the notes of cold fantastic erlcf Some few found beautiful Though I have never met any of those fe Who found them beautiful. And you entered the rooi.i. Playing 'Hail, the Conquering Hero Comes" In futuristic strains; And with you 'nine Julian Scott. Whose views of vers 111 r- diner from mine. Although we are tne best of friends other wise. And Julian said that I had something coin ing to me For poking tun at the new school of poetry. And I said: "Shoot!" And he fixed me with a cold unci glittering eye And made mo listen to the following. Which he had written for my especial bene fit; he said: "REVENGE"' "Our Dean Collins of the Boney Bean, Who rhvmes 01? rhythm by the ream. And gives his C. O. B. a fit of spleen: And is always hatching gloating schema, To separate vclf Ill-re from Its cream, Is screaming yet his rhymey sen ams You gloaty. get-your-poaty Pean. I"ll get . yoi yet and soak you on your Boney Bean." TrniiMlntiona From Kntcllah laaxlcik G. Pythagoras Binielack. Ph. D., the well-known philologist, etc., has sent us a translation into American, of ( Gray's "Elegy in a Country Church Yard," as his latest contribution to the series. Owing to the length of the original poem, we are giving only tlie first ten stanzas of, the Elegy, at this time. This includes the stanzas from "The Cur few tolls the knell,'" etc., to the stanza beginning, "Can storied urn, or ani mated bust, etc." Note the marvelous accuracy with which Bimelack translates from the obsolete English into the vigorous American. Sob Stuff Moped in a Hube Burying ('rii:nd. The curfew rings the curtain; tdaylight croak:.; , The shorthorns blatt and mooch along tha line. The frazzled hick toward home and supper pokes. And leaves a semi-dat kent-d siufce for mine. The stagehands pull the dimmer on tha scene, And gobs of silence float In tlif ozone. Except a butt goes buzzing past my bean. And baa-baas will not leae t.ieu- bells alone. Except a grouch owl In the steeple when lie chews the rag and makes a long report Unto the moon about the way us men Stick rcund and interrupt his day in court. Beneath those clumps of elm and yew-tree . sticks, Where the whole lawn humps up and then humps down, Securely planted in their two-by-six. Are the old chaps who used to own ths tow n. The morning call to duck the ostermoor. The dickeyblrds that hop around and Jaw, The rooster or the breakfast horn, for sura Can't Jar them loose again from out tha straw. They tune the furnace up for them no more. Nor does the wife get busy round tha shack. No kids announce "Hello, dad," any more. Or shin their shanks and give their mush a smack. They cut some swath harvest time. they say. And they were bears at plowing stony ground. Gee-hawed their plugs around the lot all day. And whittled up the cordwood all around. Amblsh should hand no horse laugh to their Job, Their b::sh league sports, she should not bawl them out. Nor Swell Guys give the hee-haw to tha slohs Who get two lines when they go up the spout. All the swell stuff in even the big league game. Tho kale le. the wrlteups, the triumphal arch, Must take the count some evening just the same The Boola ends In Cnoln's funeral march. It la to I. flush. Judge. Human nature ts a strange thing." sayg the man with tne apuiuae tor utterins platitudes. ".Now tne tnings that amuse mo on not amuse vou at all." Quito true." i-opllfs his friend. "Hut h-r- ;im- coirilM-nra t Inns. Now, It Binu.-es nit- to see that you are amused by the things that amuse, you."