SECTION FO UR Pages 1 to 10 AUTOMOBILES, DRAMATIC AND REAL ESTATE Pit tit VOL. XXXIV. . rs. av r-w t -V ' v s ' ' M - r U 1 vyv. -V ivy - - Y - - t ' . IVVi'vr.' I t f y II I h I . , BY 'LEONE CASS BAER. RUMMAGING . through an old scrap book I came across this pat and pert little observation in verse by Don Marquis In the New Tork Evening- Sun. He sails it "At a Bernard Shaw Play," and Its satirical humor and keen, philosophical insight Into the workings of human minds is too good to let pass by. Particularly is Jt pertinent since our next theatrical tidbit is to be "Pygmalion," with Mrs. Patrick Campbell in the role of the ccckney guttersnipe, who Is made into a. lady solely as an experiment, be cause one man wagers another the de velopment is not possible. Possibly one of the best little things about George Bernard Shaw's play, "Pygmalion," is that it is the first love etory ever written by this daring Brit ish playwright. He himself has labeled It "A Romance." which is going a long way toward a surrender to popular tra ditions of the theater, so far as Bernard Shaw is concerned. In this relation It Is still . more interesting to find that Shaw Insisted upon selecting his own cast, securing Mrs. Campbell for the part of Eliza Doollttle. In making the contract with her he willingly gave her the American rights to his play. ' Possibly one of the best little thing that modern writers do is to write about Shaw. They write to -him, and of him. Each has the answer. Solv ing 45 haw and anaylzing his works in even more popular than deciding If Bacon wrote Shakespeare. And when you've read all that every one has to say on the subject you don't know any more than you did. The only thing to do Is to go see his plays, or read them for yourself and dig up an opinion of your own. Find out for yourself whether he is laughing with us or at vs. And while we are on the subject of Shaw's laughter, it may prove di verting to read this notice which he caused to be inserted In the pro grammes at the theater in London when his comedy, "Pygmalion," was presented there. , "Dear Sir or Madame: It is your custom .to receive my plays with the most generous and unrestrained ap plause. You sometimes compel the performance to pause at the end of every line until your laughter has quieted down. I am not ungrateful, but may I ask you a few questions? "Are you aware that you would get out of the theater half an hour earlier if you listened to the play in- silence and did not applaud until the fall of the curtain? "Do you really consider that a per formance Is improved by continual In terruptions, however complimentary they may be to the actors and the author? "Do you think that the naturalness of the presentation must be destroyed, and therefore, your own pleasure great ly diminished, when the audience in sists on taking part in it by shouts of applause and laughter, and the actors ' have repeatedly to stop acting until the noise is over? "Have you considered that In all good plays tears and laughter lie very close together, and that it must be very dis tressing to an actress who is trying to keep her imagination fixed on pa thetic emotion to hear bursts of laughter breaking out at something she Is supposed to be unconscious of? "Do you know that even when there Is no euch conflict of comic and tragic on the stage, the strain of performing Is greatly increased if the performers have to attend to the audience, as well as to their parts at the same time? "Can you not imagine how a play which has been rehearsed to perfec tion in dead silence without an audi ence must be upset, disjointed and spun out to a fearsome length by an audi ence which refuses to enjoy it silently? "Have you noticed that if you laugh loudly and repeatedly for two -hours you get tired and cross, and are sorry next morning that you did not stay home? "Will you think me very ungrateful and unkind if I tell you that though you cannot possibly applaud ray plays too much at each fall of the curtain to please me, yet the more applause there 13 during the performance the angrier j' I feel with you for spoiling your en joyment And my own? "Would you dream of stopping the performance of a piece of music to applaud every bar that happened to please you? And do you not know that an act of a play is intended. Just like a piece of music, to be heard without Interruption from beginning to end? "Have you ever told your sons and daughters that little children should be seen and not heard? And have you ever thought how nice theatrical per formances would be. and how much sooner you would get away to supper, if parents In the theater would follow the precepts they give to their chil dren at home? "Have you noticed that people look very nice when they smile or look pleased. but look shockingly ugly when they roar with laughter or shout excitedly or sob loudly? Smiles make no noise. "Do you know that what pleases actors and authors most Is not your ap plauding them, but your coming to see the play again and again, and that If you tire yourselves out and spoil the play with interuptions you are very unlikely to come again? "Do you know that my plays, as rehearsed, are just the right length: that is, quite as long as you can bear; and that If you delay the perform ances by loud laughter you will make them a half hour too long? "Can I persuade you to let the per formance proceed In perfect silence Just this once to see how you like it? The intervals will give you no less than five opportunities of expressing your approval or disapproval, as the case may be. "And, finally, will you believe me to be acting sincerely in your own Inter ests In this matter as "Your faithful servant. "THE AUTHOR." By whrich you will see that Shaw has set 'himself firmly against both applause and lauchter. at least in the theater. And now comes Don Marquis' fling In rhyme, which you will admit has both rhyme and reason: I love a play by Bernard Shaw It makes ma feel superior To laueh at things you hold In -e. My PbHlstlne Interior! When I laugh at bin clever chaff. I'm genuine! I almost bust! I love to feel that when you langh You laugh because you think you must. Sometimes you only laugh because You've looked at me and got the cue; But I'm not laughing then at Hbaw'i Remarks rm laughing then at you! Sometimes I think you think that I Have missed a point that you have got I've seen that look rise In you! You think you're subtle, but you're not. For that's the cream of all the joke. To see you laugh when Shaw Is dull! Dear bonehead, ordinary bloke. Your Innocence is beautiful! Sometimes when Shaw's most serious You very nearly have a fit! I laugh then. too. delirious At your mistake concerning wit. Shaw's commonplace, cheap, eomle things I do not laugh at: they are crude. Shaw put them in as scornful flings And satires on the multitude! We love the subtle Shavian shows Thev make us feel superior; I smile, you smile: each of us knows The other la Inferior. Mrs. Campbell's engagement begins at the Heilig on Monday evening, June 12. She opens in "Pygmalion," and will present It again on Tuesday evening. On Wednesday evening and at a mat inee the famous English actress will appear in a revival of "The Second Mrs. Tanqueray." She will be bound to please in this play. It Is a char acteristic, and may be the definition of a masterpiece that, though re peated 10 times,' it still pleases. It is late In the day to speak of the merits of PInero's tragedy of social conditions. It holds strongly drawn characters, vivid, affecting and dramatic incidents, and a grave, almost fierce irony, all without the use of a phrase or the dragging In of an episode alien to the dally course and direction of life. Only those who misunderstand the play Itself or are unaware of the PORTLAND, OREGON, SUNDAY MORNING, 1) l In love with him. This, briefly. Is . J I riZ4Z HLlUsW- "fOTj " outline of the story written and ? f . ' JP&yji t Vyr " in a thoroughly Shavian nian- 7" ' "'ftg- ""nI" ( ij KMinis has me. n:Trur.s . -"': 4 ViS- I l h Y!S. II Ml! Il l ' J: in 4 ' ' . : ; , . ..; . p.-. -; v , ' . social moods and tenses its author describes can have any doubt of its perfection. Mrs. Vashta Dalton. owner of the Eskimo dogs that won the Far North racing derby, will be an added attrac tion at the Empress Theater, begin ning tomorrow. Mrs. Dalton is on her way to San Francisco. She will lec ture and give motion pictures of the dog race and will tell of life in the Par North. The regular hearlliner will be the American Florence Family of so ciety acrobats. The Empress moves to the Orpheum building. Stark and Broad way, this week. At Pantages an old-time' favorite comes back. He is George Primrose, the veteran minstrel. Mr. Primrose, be sides giving an exhibition of some light dancing and quick wit. will offer some of his favorite old songs. He carries an excellent company to sup port him. . GEORGE PRIMTtOSE IS COMING Delightful Veteran MlnMrH 1V11I Appear at Pantaes. Just as velvet-footed and delightful as of yore, when he was the most pop ular minstrel on the American stage. George Primrose comes featuied to the X lf7- V"K X I" , I Pantages Theater for the week begin ning 'with the matinee tomorrow, sup ported by his own large company of genuine minstrels. Mr. Primrose Is one of the historic features of the stage, for It was through his nimble brain that min strelsy was first established as a pop ular diversion on the American stage and brought to the acme of perfection through his nimble feet and excellent singing voice. It was Mr. Primrose whose songs and jokes made three gen erations laugh, and coming as a popular-priced star he will- renew the tri umphs that he has ever met. Without dlxpute Mr. Primrose la the lightest man dancer the stage has ever seen and he will give the dances that won for him a niche in the Hall of Fame. Mr. Primrose does not rely on hi own versatility to carry out the full programme, for he Is supported by an excellent company of minstrels who have made their mark in the East and who will bring the latest in story and song. "Between the Reels" is a striking operatic sketch based on real life and presented by Rhoda and Crampton as the special attraction. The play tells of the adventures of a couple of opera stars stricken by hard times and who necure an engagement at a motion picture theater. The play Is filled with JULY 4, 1915. laughter and pathos and the bright ending pleases all. Real Ice skating In Summertime Is another novelty Pantages will offer when the Three Marvelous Ice Monarchs will make their debut. Huso trays of Ice wlil be built Into a floor at every performance and the temperature of the theater will be considerably re duced by the preaence of Ice. The skater are experts and the act Is genuine sensation. Chartrea Ulsters and Holllday have a hilarious musical playlet. "The Fhop Models and the Floorwalker." In which new sonars and new dances are Intro duced. The scene Is laid in the win dow of a department store and the fun Is fist and furious. Arline U the delightful dancing Oypsy violinist, whose selections will charm everyone, and Early and Itlght have a happy playlet. The Mutual Weekly will show the latest In pic torial war news from the front. Margaret Edwards, the Truth Girl In "The Hypocrites." closes her engage ment with the performances this af ternoon and tonight, supported by un equalod vaudeville. MRS. CAMPna.Ii IS COMIVG Xew and Old Plara to lie GUen In Six-Day I'njagement. Mrs. ratrlck Campbell, the famous English actress. Mill appear at the Helllg Theater. Broadway at Taylor, for six nUhts. beginning Monday. July 11. with special matinees Wednes day and Saturday. As an exponent of the best tradition of the theater. Mrs. Patrick Campbell's engagement Is a noteworthy one. In London Mrs. Camp bell has played long enough to un cover a repertoire that Includes an almost unlimited range of characters. America knows Mrs. Campbell best as the exponent of the Plnero heroines, as Paula Tanqueray. Mrs. Ebbsmlth. Magda.. and other hectic women with a past. For her present engagement In this city she will present the best of her old plays. "The Second" Mrs. Tanqueray," a play that Mrs. Camp bell made famous, and a play that made Mrs. Campbell famous as an emotional actress. Only two perform ances of this emotional classic will be given Tuesday evening and Satur day matinee. , George Bernard Shaw, the satirical and witty Irish author, who has had all Britain by the ears the past year, has written for Mrs. Campbell what he calls a romance, entitled "Pygma lion." The play promises to give Mrs. Campbell a fame as a comedienne sec ond only to the fame achieved by her as an emotional or tragic actress. The character of Eliza Doollttle. the cockney flower girl, which Mrs. Camp bell has created. Is the most appeal Inif In all the Shaw gallery of por traitures, lier cleft touches of com edy are other admirable examples of the best art of the actress, the char acter being given a roundness, a full ness and potency In action and ease and melodiousness of utterance that Imparts to It the distinction of thor oughly achieved excellence. "Pygmalion." which will be pre sented Monday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday and Saturday nights and spe cial Saturday matinee, shows the re sult of the efforts of a phonetic In structor to win a bet that he can patj a cockney flower girl for a duchess la six months Professor Htrglns, Inventor of the HlKKtn universal alphabet. meets Ellsa Doollttle. flower girl, while a party of wealthy folks and the under crust are standing In a church portico during a heavy rain. Hisgins ar ranges to teach her to speak "like a lydy." Preoccupied by his experiment, he falls to noltce the girl has failea Owner of .llaaka'a AVInning 1k and Wondrou Acrobat I'ltgasi'd. An exceptional show will hold the boards at the Empress Theater, which, beginning with the matinee tomorrow, will occupy the former lrpheum at Broadway and Stark street. The Em press and Orpheum wilt eirluingc the aters after the lust show at tue Em press tonight, all arrangements betr-g co'nplete for the shifting of theater". -f special ii.tcrest in the new Em press show wl:l be the extra attraction. Mrs. Yashta Dalton. of Alaska fame, owner of the Eskimo docs that won the Far North derby. Mrs. Dalton l l lec ture on Eskimo life and exhibit a mov ing picture of the Esklmoa In their native t aints. The Alaska moMe Is In scenario form, showing the conversion to Christianity uf an Ktkimu woman cast out under an old custom by her people. Mrs. Dalton wears an E.-klmo costume on the stage. she was rn- Ksged as the extra attraction hy IL W. llerone. manager of the Empress, as a "christening act" for the Emprees new ho. . Mr. Dalton Is on her way to San Francisco, where her dogs are a feature exhibit of the Alaska tlirplay at the fair. Slie will appear at the Empress all week. The regular headlincr of the new show Is the American Florence Fam ily, society acrobats, who are Just bme from a irlumphtr.t tour abroad. Tl'l troupe is the ttrst bl acrot.atic act booked by Sullivan A Consldlne since their resumption of control of the Em press circuit. It has the reputation .J presenting more novel feats than any. other act of Its kind, and the enter- Lalnmert offered by the family of six Is vivacious and startling. The troupe Is composed of three women and three men. Next In Importance In the new show are Lloyd and Whltehouse. a former Orpheum act. These entertainers, a man and a woman, offer what they call ":'"th Century Nulalltles." a melange of patter, singing and vaudeville non sense. Lloyd and Whltehouse were en gaged Immediately after completing a tour of the Orpheum circuit In the East. Dale and Weber, pretty girls who make several costume changes, will en tertain with singing and violin play ing. They have been registering a hit all along the circuit with their com bined talents. Then come Morris and Meeker, who are programmed as "Salesmen of Joy." This act Is crowded with laughs won by new jokes and novel antics. The Sldonlns will complete the new Empress show with "Fun In an Artist's Studio." an all-comedy act. Portland professionals who aspire to enter vaudeville will give tryout exhi bitions of their acts at the Empress next Thursday night In' connection with the second show. Split Reelr George Barr McCutcheon and the movie stars Have h story full of thrills and Jars; Greenfall Lorry, a wealthy guy. Meets a girl on a train on the fly. Finds her the queen of the kingdom. Graustark, Hears some bandits plot In the dark. Saves Queen Yetlve. for two rival suitors. One kills he other of these two com muters. Iorry and Yetlve their fortunes link. Then over Graustark. Lorry's the -kink." One of the local picture show houses, showing South American Travel series, ran a film of Santiago. Chile, showing street-cars operated by women and with women conductors. All of which goes to prove that the suffrage move ment Is widespread. Elmer Booth, the Mutual Komlc star, who made bis last appearance In "Mr. Walllck's Wallet." last Winter, met bis death In an auto accident at Los Angeles, recently. Mr. Booth's deatn Is a great loss to fflmdom. as he was known as the actor "who lived his part." It Is a matter of Interest and pleas ure to note that after an absence of considerable length "Ole Doc Yak.' Cartoonist Sidney Smith's creation, is back cn the screen. In a aeries of "Doc Yak Adventures," which are being re leased. Gall Kane will make her debut on the Metro screen In the production of Clyde Fliche's famous play. "Her Great Match." Thomas H. Ince. famous film pro ducer, entertained 1S0O delegate to the N'stlcnal Editorial Association conven tion at the Ince studios, near Santa Monica. The editors were taken to Inceville In an army of Los Angeles Press club automobiles, and escorted NO. 20. over the big plant by stars and players. The entertainment took form of a hunt tarbei-us on an oplunade In Santa Venn canyon, where half a loxeu ateers were roped, killed, roosted and served by veteran cowboy k. Mr. Incw Las the reputat.on of bcl'ir one of the most lavish entertainers In the Pacific South west. John Sain poll", who's at the Star. Widely has played and traveled tar. In the early stages of his career. He played w ith the Pskeronlans here. Henry B. Walthall has Joinvd the Essanay ranks, and la at present work Init on a three-act sensational crttni. "The Fatal Temper." ... Regarding censorship a "a menace to the foundation of liberty an 1 free dom." the manufacturers and film dis tributers have met and organised to ls better able to fmhl censorship. Dorothy F:irn;im. ivb Is widely known a the -Cl.rli.ty O'.il." 1 play ing in the. f ortl.c wnms World Film production. "The Cub." Her entrance t. botli the movies and the stuuio ut Howard ChanJler Christy was caused by her beauty, but l-erldra she la an actress of nu little ability. lv Koaary" was first a prayer The suppliant paid a. heaxenly fare. Next, 'tuns n book, after a song. Now it's a movie, seven reels long. One of the Important social affal of Lo Angeles was ti e dinner given lor tieruinine rarrar, w bo is at t!' loisky studio worklhK on a new photo play series. Mayor Kose. of Ios An Keleic. and numerous celebrities werc presenl. John Drew and Miss Farrr entertained w ith feature lan. r-s. I'athe Is showlnc the first offin.n war pictures, which have been ap proved and censored by the French military authorities and edited by t!" the French Onematoa raph Chamber of Commerce. These pictures, posse a marked human and historical Interest and are known as the "War Specials." The villain is an awful one! The heroen are like kings! Each heroine, radiant a ti e suit Is perfect, all save w Inta. But I am weary of the silly tiling's. Of soroid plots, with life and sorrow one. Of "damosc Is," that stand In simpering- rlnita: Of little by-plays, awfully over-done. But let's all shout, and happily sin. For a lot. we re given for our "iiwn ", So -wherefore should w-e Kive a ding. If once in a while e think we're "done"? . FACE MOPPING IS COSTLY Cliinajiiun Iisuled us grt Al most Suet-red's In ticttlns ll. NEW YORK. June Zi. Had not a venerable "Jarky" mopped his fa e a- he came off the steamship Camagticy at pier No. 13. South Brooklyn, tiic population of Chinatown would have been increased by two Chinamen and four cans of opium. The story came out when Commis sioner Gray, in the Federal building in Brooklyn. held Bularon KenUon. a McX'can for the grand jury on a charge of smuggling Charles Low- and Charles Sirg into this country from Mexico. Kendon. according to the Chinamen, stowed them away in the storeroom of the ship and when the Camaguey reached her pier here black, ened their faces and hands, put whis kers on their chins and sent them ashore as seafaring Ethiopians. But the Chinamen were warm and as they slouched down the dock one of tlu-in mopped his face with the bsck of his hand, leaving a streak of yellow. The L'nlted States customs !nsectors came along about that time. NOTORIETY DIVORCE CAUSE Woman IVeed From Man Who Broke Into Iluckingham Palace. FORT PCOTT. Kin. June Mrs. Mary Pipe received a divorce recently from Harry D. Pipe, tn the District Court, on her allegation that she re ceived much undelrable publicity when her husband broke Into Buckingham Palace. In London, several months wo, and gave the King and Queen a scare. The judge held that the wife was en titled to the divorce, as the breaking into the palace was an offense deserv ing severe punishment. It developed in the trial that Pipe scaled the walls of Buckingham Pal ace while the guards were not watch ing, crept into the building and re mained within a few feet of the Klnw and Queen's apartment for houra before he was detected. He was arrested and the newspapers of London demanded that be be severely punished, but Kin,: George released him. Mrs. Pipe also declared that her ht:s. band had written several love letters to a woman In England. Pipe la still abroad.