SUICIDE INCREASES If RUSSIAN ARMY Long Periods of Service in Iso lated Districts Held Par tially Responsible. OFFICERS AFFECTED ALSO Prolongation of Term of Service to Three Years and One-Half Sot Regarded as Apt to Lighten Homesickness. ST. PETERSBURG. May 30. (Spe cial.) The "Razvedchik." the semi-official organ of the Russian array, pub lished some startling: figures about the extent of the suicide mania anions Rus sian troops, quoting a report recently presented to a Moscow learned society by a well-known military surgeon. lr. Prozoroff. It appears that in 1905 no fewer than 144 cases of suicide oc curred in the Russian army. In the following- year the number rose to 192. Since then it steadily kept on growing, being 210 in 1907, 242 in 1908. 23 in 1909, 268 in 1910. 347 in 1911 and 405 in 1912. Within seven years, therefore, the number -of suicides Increased about 150 per cent. The figures for 1913 have not been published, but, according: to Dr. Prozo roff, the first eight months of the year showed 377 cases of suicide and 18 cases of attempts at suicide. That this mania is not confined to common sol diers Is shown by the fact that out of the 377 cases of suicide Just mentioned 72 occurred among officers. The Russian papers point out the conditions in the German army are also grave enough. It has recently been calculated that since 1870 the total number of suicides In the German army has amounted to 10.439, which makes about 240 cases a year. In addition there yearly occurs, on an average, in the German army from 130 to 160 at tempts at suicide.- Nevertheless the figures of the Russian army are con siderably higher and, what is more im portant still, they exhibit an unmis takable tendency to rise, whereas the German figures are declining steadily. It Is pointed out that a large por tion of the troops are stationed in des olate places in Central Asia or Siberia. Only to a- slighter degree operates in the same direction the pretty general rule to draft the rescruits for service In other localities than those in which they are raised, so that a soldier from Little Russia often finds himself con demned to live three years amidst strange surroundings in Poland, whose language even Is unknown to him, and a soldier from Poland has to pass the most impressionable years of his life, say, in the Caucasus or the wild soli tude of the Perm forests. Again it is considered that the pro longation of the term of military serv ice to three years and a half is not likely to afford relief to the depressed epirtts of those who are Inclined to tret after their homes. OLD MASTERPIECE FOUND Restoration Reveals Signature Painter Under Outer Coat. of VIENNA. May 30. The Lemberg Journal says that a genuine Titian has been discovered in the picture gallery belonging to Count Ossilinski. The por trait represents an elderly nobleman la a fur mantle. The lace is in an excel lent state of preservation, and gives the impression of a master hand at the first glance. The remainder of the picture, how ever, has been painted over in several places by an Incapable person. The picture was dispatched to the Vienna Art Academy to be restored at the re quest of a high PolisTi aristocrat. During this process, the custodian discovered Titian's "Titianius P.," un derneath a superficial coating of paint. The portrait is of Don Giovanni de Cas tro, dates from the year 1516, and is described as a magulflcently beautiful specimen of the master's work. UNITED EMPIRE IS DREAM Fig-lit Against Home Rule Weakens .Nation, Says Loyal Englishman. LONDON. May SO (Special.) Rev Father Vaughan, answering a question as to what he thought of the prospects of the home rule bill, said: "I am no follower of politics, but an observer of men, and the only thing I can say in answer to this question is that hav ing traveled over the world for the last two years, I. as an Englishman, loyal and true to King and country, am sat isfied that those who are co-operating in the rejection of home rule are busy ing themselves in weakening the foun dations of the empire, not merely near home, but even in our far-reaching do minions. in Australia. Canada, India and South Africa. "I long to see what we have not now an empire with every section of it united in a federation of Christian friendship." LARGE POWERS ARE GIVEN Authorities, Under Bill, May Pro hibit Use or Sale of Absinthe. BERLIN, May 30. The government's new licensing bill, now before the Reichstag for action, contains an teresting , paragraph, of which no no tice has been taken until now. It gives the licensing authorities power to restrict or to forbid entirely the use or absinthe in any of its forms. Thus far absinthe has never become popular in Germany, and there has been no occasion to regulate Its pro duction and sale, but the authorities desire to have a weapon against Its possible extended introduction. It is reported that the Reichstag wiM ac cept the bill, and thus far there have been no protests from the liquor trade against auy or its provisions. . V DRASTIC LAWS OPPOSED Two Sections of Members Leave Council When Party Passes Act. JOHANNESBURG. May 30 (Special.) A situation which isbelieved to b unprecedented in British colonial par liamentary annals was created at th Transvaal Provincial Council. when the members of the government a Dutch opposition left the house in body in protest against the action the Labor party in forcing through legislation declared to be too drastl by the law officers of the Crown. The Labor members remained an passed the legislation ln question, which deprives the government of near ly all its powers. , ............. 1 1 great Britain's toremost living actors snapped n while astroll in london park. i 11 A I jfcg " J fl w , a;v W T .HJi i ill! uxy ;:fiw 5 - ( falsi - " 1 r : I if - :: Px' f - " , I.KPT TO RIGHT SIR HERBERT THKU AND SIR GEORGES ALEX ANDER. A rather unusual photograph was caught recently of the two greatest living actors of Great Britain Sir Herbert Tree and Sir George Alexander as they appear in private life, without the tinsel and glare of the stage. The photograph was made Just as the two foremost Thespian exponents were recently leaving Tandridge Church, London, and entering a park. JAPAN URGES PEACE Envoys Sent to Remove Preju dice of Australia. " WAR RUMORS ARE DENIED, Stories of Impending Invasion Infect All English Official Circles and Xaval Preparations Are Made by Dominions on Bis Scale. LONDON, May 30. The Japanese Government has become bo seriously concerned over the anti-Japanese spirit that is being cultivated in Australia, New Zealand and Canada that missions have been sent to England and the Dominions to counteract this feeling. In Australia the antagonism against Asiatic immigration is even more bit ter than in New Zealand. Canada or the "Vyestern states of America. It Is believed that the Japanese have de signs on Australia. It is for this rea son that conscription has been Intro duced into the Dominion and the start has been made In. building a navy. Among the stones current in Aus tralia is one to the effect that a map of that country is hung up in every schoolroom in Japan, to which the at tention of the students is directed as being that of a land which should form part of the Japanese empire, une Japanese deny this and say that the only Justification for the invention is the cry of To the boutn Beas, wnicn Is often heard in Japan, but which means nothing more than a movement of commercial expansion, and has no political significance. The feeling of antagonism of wnicn the Japanese complain is not confined to Australians and New Zealanders. Englishmen visiting those dominions are infected with It. General Sir Ian Hamilton, Inspector-General of Oversea Forces, who is paying an official visit to the Antipodes, referred to it in a speech that he delivered at Wellington. New Zealand. Answering the question why extraor dinary precautions were being taken in Australia and New Zealand, he said it was because of the shortening of dis tances caused by the advent of elec tricity and aeroplanes and of high ex plosives. The Pacific, he said, was the meeting ground not of nations but of continents, where it might be decided whether Asiatics or Europeans should guide the destinies of the world. Other reasons no less obvious were under the surface. In the Malay States a fine -people were going down before cheap coolie labor, and China showed signs of breaking up. These were il lustrations of the change-evolving chaos, resembling the time of the French Revolution. Foreigners, who lived on rice and monopolized business, were invading British countries. New Zealand was close to the danger zone, and New Zealand was no less eager, ready and willing to help her big sis ter. AVIATORS FLY IN STORM Kxt inordinary Competition Held by German Army Airmen. BERLIN, May 30. The officers of the army flying corps participated In a 'competition of an unusual nature this week. Three aeroplanes, each piloted by an officer, started simul taneously from the garrisons of Cologne. Posen. Kerlngsberg. Halber- stadt. Metz. Straasburg, Darmstadt and Graudenz (East Prussia) for Doberitz, the exercising ground of the guard regiments stationed In Berlin and the neighborhood. Each garrison is about 300 miles from Doberitz, and the offi cers had to follow an exactly pre scribed route. Each officer was ac companied by an observer, who signaled with a newly adopted system at cer tain points on the way and dropped TIIE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, messages over certain towns. The weather was wet and etormy, but each squadron reached Doberitz intact. The best flight was made by the Cologne officers, who reached Doberitz together three hours after leaving Cologne, having made an average of 103 miles an hour. The Cologne pilots had the wind with them most of the way, while those from some other parts of the country had a hard struggle against wind and rain. The military authorities are extreme ly pleased with the results achieved. HORSE BOUGHT BY MILE Peasants Invent Xovel Methods Transferring Property Title. in GENEVA. May 30. In the Canton of Argrovle a strange custom exists in the selling and buying of horses among the peasants, who delight in outvying each other in discovering original methods. A few days ago. at the village of Sulz, a peasant bought a horse from another at the rate of 200,000 a mile. The buyer thought he had a bargain. but when the horse' was measured by a veterinary surgeon, from nose to tail, the price worked out at J470 about S150 more than it was worth. A lawsuit followed, but on the sug gestion of the judge an arrangement was reached out of court. GAME PRESERVATION AIM Russian Minister Proposes to Utilize Forests of Kuban. ST. PETERSBURG. May 30. (Spe cial.) M. Kasso, Russian Minister of .ducation, has brought forward scheme for the preservation of the rarer kinds of game, such as the bison and ibex. He proposes to apprdpriate state for ests covering an area of over 850.000 acres in the province of Kuban in the Caucasus to form a park where the animals would be allowed to run abso lutely wild. The building of towns or villages would be forbidden, and neither farmer nor mining operations would be al lowed. ARMORED' AIRSHIPS BUILT Steel Shield' Protects Two-Seated Bi planes to Be Tested Soon. PARIS. May 30. Six armored aero planes will undertake their official trials soon at the camp of Mallly be fore military experts. It is understood that they are the only machines so far which have come up to the-preliminary qualifications imposed by the authorities. They i are two-seated biplanes, and the place where the pilot and passen gers sit is surrounded by a steel shield, which cannot be pierced by rifle shots at a distance of more than 750 yards. They are equipped with 85-horsepower motors, and have a speed of 65 miles an hour. V EPICURES ON PILGRIMAGES Tours to Be Made to Cities Re-J nowned for Cookery. PARIS, May 30. (Special.) A dozen English epicures, active members of the Gourmands' League, have decided to organize aj series of pilgrimages to all the towns and villages of France re nowned for their cookery or whose names are enrolled on the scroll of faraa by reason of some famous delicacy that is theirs - exclusively T.he first pilgrimage undertaken by the gourmands will occur in a few weeks to the ancient town of Troyes. the home of the "andouillette" (a small sausage). Suffrage Poll Taken In France. PARIS, May 30. (Special.) The bal lot organized by Le Journal in order to ascertain how many women In France desire to vote closed a few days ago, in all. 407,194 voting papers have been received from all parts of France, signed with names of women expressing a demand for a vote. In 107 cases the printed formula had been al tered to "I do not demand the vote." WAGNER HEIR CASE NOW LEGAL TANGLE Isolde, Wife of Munich Con ductor, Makes Claim to Be Child of Composer. SQUABBLE IS 7 IN COURT I Woman, Aged' 49 Vears, Starts Suit, Aim or Wlucta Is to Decide Chil dren of First and 'Second Hus ' bands of Mrs Von Bulo-yv. BERLIN, May 30. An unedifying family squabble has at last brought up for Judicial determination the vexed question of how many of Frau Cosima Wagner's children can claim paternity of the great operatic composer, and how many are the offspring ot her first husband, the pianist and conductor, Hans ven Bulow. The case, which was opened at Bayreuth, takes the form of an action by Fraru Isolde Beldler, wife of the Munich conductor, to be recog nized as the daughter of Richard Wag ner. This suit Is based upon the follow ing circumstances. Cosima Wagner's five children were all born during her first marriage, which was finally dis solved in January, 1870, but there has never been any question that Richard Wagner was the father of the two youngest, Siegfried and Eva, who is now the wife of Houston Stewart Cham berlain, author of "The Foundations of the Nineteenth Century." Just as cer tain does it appear to be that Bulow was the father of the two eldest daugh ters, Daniela and Blandine. Doubt Only ta One Case. Only In the case of Frau Cosima'a third daughter, Isolde, the present plaintiff, does there seem to have been any doubt. On certain biographical works she is entered as the offspring of Bulow, but in others she is de scribed as belonging rightly to her mother's second union. Among the lat ter authorities is one of so much weight as Glasenapp, according to whom "Wagner and Cosima von Buiow's sense of belonging to one another asserted itself In '." Now Frau Beidler was .born in April, 1865. But the strongest point in favor of her contention appears to be that until last year she was treated by the Inmates of the Haus Wahnfried as a member of the Wagner family. The composer himself dedicated poems to her as his daughter, and her grand father, Liszt, in correspondence ad dressed her as "Fraulein Isolde Wag ner." In the official notice of Richard Wag ner's death, published In Bayreuth in 1883, mention is made of his "Widow Cosima and children of bis marriage, Isolde. Eva. and Siegfried." Woman lTpset to Lean of Doubt. Frau Beldler herself pleads that until the middle of last year she had been under the firm belief that she was Richard Wagner's daughter. Some months previously professional differ ences of opinion had - arisen between her husband and Siegfried Wagner, and this quarrel led to an estrangement be tween herself and her mother. Event ually all friendly intercourse between the two households ceased. Then, on June 30, 1913, she received a letter from a lawyer, which, on Siegfried Wagner's instructions, was addressed to her as ,'Frau Isolde Beidler. nee von Bulow." Naturally she was much upset to find, in the full maturity of her years, doubts cast upon her relationship, to the most famous of modern musicians, and she wrote to her mother, begging her to put an end to all uncertainty on the subject. Frau Cosima Wagner replied somewhat oracularly in a letter, of which she had written merely the sig nature, that her daughter had "created a situation which demanded judicial de cision." Acting upon this hint Frau Beidler brought the present action against her mother. ENGLISH TALK DRY NAVY HIGH OFFICIALS LRGE 1UEV GIVE UP GROG RATIONS. Plan SuBgested to Increase Pay of Sail ors Who Agree Not to Use Liquor While ta Service. LONDON May 30. While it has not been suggested that the British Ad miralty follow the example of Secre tary Daniels and prohibit the use of wines and liquors In the navy, a move ment is afoot to induce the, men to give up drink. Admiral Sir G. King-Hall, speaking of this movement, said that temper ance In the navy was making progress all along the line, but there was still room for much Improvement. He con demned the practice of giving out grog and said 50 per cent of the men would give it up if some small addition to their pay were substituted. He hoped some First Lord of the future would take up the matter with wisdom and boldness. It would mean adding only another $300,000 to the pay of the men to bring about the reform, which would lead to a decided Increase in efficiency. It is said. In the Indian army the progress of temperance is remarkable. According to officers back from India, about 60 per cent of the. .British soldiers there are total abstainers. PRESIDENT IS DICTATOR CHANGES IN CONSTITUTION CHINA AID TO OFFICIAL. OF Part In Affatm Given to Vniif China nnd Rumor Says Exclusion Mir Lead to Rebellion. PEKIN. May SO. (Special.) The convention appointed to amend the provisional constitution has completed its task. Extensive powers are con ferred on President Yuan Shih-Kai, but that is hardly worth, considering, since he has wielded dictatorial authority since the dissolution of Parliament- The amended .constitution is of little importance, since- it may be torn up or re-amended "ad Infinitum" merely at the convenience of the government. The essential - feature of the political situation In China remains. entirely un changed namely, that Yuan Shih-Kai is a dictator. - The amendments, however, provide some formal changes not without inter est. The cabinet and premier disap- pear and also, - apparently, the senate. Departmental ministers hereafter will 3IAY 31,' 1914. be responsible directly to the president, who will be served by a secretary of state instead of by a premier. An' advisory council will be formed upon which the president will depend for sanction in dealing with Parlia ment. Some sort of an elective assem bly is arranged by a body nominated by the government. Its powers are not likely to be extensive or of a character seriously representative of the people. The advisory council will, of course, be nominated, as also the convention which will draw up the permanent con stitution. Whether Yuan" Shih-Kai is wise in excluding Young China from any voice in the affairs of state remains to be seen. The constitution aa amended bears not the slightest resemblance to the one casually prepared at Nanking two years ago and will certainly em bitter the feelings of the whole revo lutionary party against the president and may before long lead to a further rebellion. i uan Shih-Kai can justify ENGLISH SOCIETY STIRRED OVER SACKVILLES. I SSSSSSJSS.SSl I ! f 1 i ' ; : I i - ; Earl De La Warr. 3 his arbitrary assumption of power only by the successful use of that power in the future. ENGLISH SOCIETY AGOG EARL, DIVORCED. SOW TO SINGLES LIFE AGAIN. TRY Forty-live-Tear-Old Gilbert George Reginald Sackville Watched aa Is Jerome Bonaparte. LONDON, May 30. Society is astir over the arrival here on the Mauretania from New York of Earl de la Warr, who returned. It is announced, to be gin a life of single blessedness. He has been visiting in new xora ior some time, while his wlfa was getting a di vorce from him. Soon after he learned that the" divorce had been granted he started home. His name is Gilbert George Reginald Sackville and he is the eighth Earl de la warr. lie mar ried first Muriel Agnes Brassey, who divorced him in 1902, and then the daughter of Colonel Tredcroft, who has Just KOt a divorce. He is 45 years old. He has two daughters and a son who will inherit his title. Society is also interested in the so cial-aims of Jerome Bonaparte, de scendant of that Bonaparte who went to the United States and settled in Maryland.- who was married to Mrs. Harold Strebelgh, the divorced wife of Harold Strebelgh, of New York, and Narragansett Pier. Mrs. Strebelgh was Blanche Pierce. Mr. Bonaparte has been reported at various times en gaged to marry. Mrs. Strebelgh got a divorce from her husband only a few months ago in Aiaerica and so quietly that ' few of her English friends even knew about it. PARROT'S TALK IS CLEW "He Will Live to Be 100," Says Bird and Is Sent to Emperor-to-Be. VIENNA. May 30. An amusing story is in circulation here which shows how the Viennese regard the relations existing between the Emperor Francis Joseph, 83 years old. who is ill with bronchitis, and the Archduke Francis Ferdinand, the heir-presumptive. The story goes that a policeman re cently found a "parrot in a tree outside the Belvedere, the Vienna palace of the Archduke Francis Ferdinand. As the parrot . freely used the names of various august personages the .chief of police was informed and he ordered the bird to be brought before him for cross-examination. The parrot talked freely, using the most violent exple tives but always winding up with the phrase "He ll live to be a hundred!" Thereupon tne 'cniet oi ponce saia there was only one man in Vienna to whom the parrot could belong and or dered the bird to Je taken back to the Belvedere. EUROPE MAY BECOME ISLE Strange Prophecy Is Made by Well- Known German Geologist. BERLIN, May SO. (Special.) A curious prophecy as to the eventual fate of Europe is made by a well- known geologist, Herr Golsche, in one of the scientific reviews. He points out that since a certain period great cre vasses have been produced in the con tinent, and that thus Iceland - and Greenland were separated from Scandi navia and a channel formedbetween England and the rest of Europe. The tendency to the formation of crevasses, he adds, still exists, and the day may be foreseen when the sea will penetrate into the Ural regions and then spread from Lake Ural north wards across the Steppes, to the mouth of the Obi River, and the Arctic, thus making Europe an island, PRAYER SAID FOR AIRCRAFT German Lutheran Liturgy Is Altered by Request of Kaiser. BERLIN, May 30. From today the German Lutheran liturgy will contain, by express command of the Kaiser, a special petition for airships and aero planes in the imperial -service. s The prayer for the armed forces as now altered, reads, "That it may please thee to protect the royal army and all the imperial forces by land and sea. especially, also the ships upon the sea and all the alrcralts now voyaging. REAL LIFE RIVALS MOVIES French Family Falls Through Floor . Among the Chickens. PARIS, -ilay 27. (Special.) A little story has Just reached Paris from An- zin, near -Valenciennes, which shows that even a klnematograph faroe can sometimes approximate real life hap penings. The other night the good M. Moreau and his wife, highly respectable poul terers, retired to bed at their usual early hour, and slept the sleep of the just until a little before dawn. Then the pair were suddenly roused by a loud noise of cracking, their bed pitched like a bark in a stormy sea, shot forward, plunged through an abyss that suddenly gaped in the floor and shot into the shop with its occupants. M. and Mine. Moreau's shrieks rang through the house, and their young daughter at once rushed to her par ents' room. Unfortunately. in the dark, she did not see that the boards had given way in the middle, and she slid down the sloping remnants of the floor, through tho gap and on top of her father. All three raised their voices in panic, and. while they still clutched one an other, the bed, balanced on a beam, DOINGS OF BONAPARTES AND Photos by Bain. Jerome Bonaparte. suddenly capsized and huddled them ento a conglomeration of dead fowls and smashed eggs and buried them be neath the bedding. They were dragged out, more frightened than hurt, by neighbors. UNIQUE PASSPORT FITS Journalist, Armed With. Menu, Gets Through Customs Lines. VIENNA, May 30 (Special.) A journalist who wanted to go from Cat taro. In Austria, to Montenegro, but had no passport, solved the difficulty in an amusing fashion. At a hotel he explained his difficulty to the head waiter. -The latter picked up the menu and said, "This is the only passport you will need. Every time you are asked to produce It. just hand the officials a packet of tobacco. - Armed with his menu-passport, the journalist did as he had been advised. The Montenegrin Customs officers gravely went through the menu glancing at the traveler from time to time to see' if the. description" tallied, and then with a bow restore the document and told him to proceed. The first dishes on the hotel menu were "Calf's head, pigs' trotters, shoulder of mutton. WOMEN'S BILLS PROMISED Measures" Will Give Tliem Seats In Town and County Councils. LONDON, May 30. The Liberal gov ernment has promised to introduce two new measures, which, if carried by Parliament, will make it possible fo a much larger number' of women to become eligible for election for town and county councils in England and Wales, and for town, county and par isn councils in Scotland. As the law stands, only electors are eligible for these bodies, and as only Householders may exercise the muni cipal and local franchise, compara tively few women are eligible. Th new bills will make it possible for any one who has resided in the district for one year to stand for election in that section. The practical effect of thi law will be that married women and other women living in the homes of their relatives may become members of these local bodies. 2 TORPEDO-BOATS VANISH French Authorities Amazed at pis- appearance of Targets. PARIS. May 30. An extraordinary affair has occurred at Toulon, where tne naval authorities are still lost 1 amazement at the mysterious vanish ing of two old torpedo-boats that had been used as targets for naval prac tice. Four torpedo boats were towed out to sea, and after firing, in which one was sunk, two of the remaining three were taken back to the harbor. The authorities have not discovered according to a message to the Matin, that the fourth vessel which was left at anchor has disappeared, and that the boat which was sunk has been re floated and carried off. A rumor current, . however, that the anchored vessel broke away from her mooring and drifted out to sea, where she has been picked up by an Italian craft ROMANCE STARTS IN JAI Ex-Prlsoners Are Married In Church Opposite Prison. LONDON, May 30. Two ex-prisoners at Knutsford jail, Cheshire, were mar ried at the parish church, which stands opposite the prison. The bride and bridegroom had just completed their sentences of one month and while in jail they had carried on a love correspondence. The man proposed, and being accept ed, the prison chaplain made the sects sary arrangements for the union and officiated at the ceremony. BODY PRESERVATIVE FOUND Siena Chemist Thinks He Has Learned Way to Prevent Decay. MILAN. May 30. (Special.) After many experiments on animals, a chem ist at Sienna, named Partini, claims to have discovered a new method of per manently preserving the human body in perfect condition after death. He is now exhibiting the corpse of a man of 30, which has been left lying in the open air for four months after treatment. The body is just as It was at the time of death, even the eyes re maining unaltered. - ' - OUTHFUL HEROINES OF Ellen T. Fowler's Story in Which Woman Is Married at 50 one of New Style. AMERICAN IS CRITICAL Writer Tells ot Making Rounds of London Theaters and Coming to Opinion Voiced in "Between Sunset and Dawn." LONDON. May 30 "The women of today are eligible for balconies tn their 80s and IneliglDle for shelves until their 0s, and even then the shelves are quite prominent and comfortable resting places." This is a quotation from Ellen Thor- neycroft Fowler's new novel, "Her La dyships Conscience, and this book is example of the new style of novel. Tlie heroine is 40 when the story be gins, the hero a journalist who suc ceeds to the peerage, and the bride is nearly 50 when they are married. Youthful heroines and soldier heroes ere all but out of date now. Indeed, well-known American author, who has just visited all the London thea- ' ters in turn, declares she has come to the opinion of Jim Harris, a character in the play. "Between Sunset and . Dawn." Jim believes "modern women is ' all alike. They ain't got no backbone." Barrle'a Heroine Cited. In' proof of this she cites Barrle'a heroine, the lovely Leonora In "The Adored One." "This," she declares, "is a kittenish. nconsequent, pouting, appealing, flir tatious mother of seven (a real mother of seven, not a mythical one who writes letters to editors), all 'sweet eyes and ow replies and coquetry and curves. She says she has spoken at suffrage meetings at the Albert Hall. . Nobody, looking at her, would believe it, bow ever. She is not that kind of woman at alk 'But she has a genuine gift for strik ing picturesque attitudes. She even goes so far as to sit in a sunbonnet n the drawing-room window shelling peas (she knows the stodgy but hand some hero has a weakness for women shelling peas). When he sees her, of course, he proposes to her at once. Many early Victorian proposals were maneuvered in exactly the same fash ion. It is all sweetly sentimental, but also wearisome. "If Leonora is a kitten, Mary Which- ello in 'Mary Goes First' is, however, a cat. There is all the cruelty of the cat in her running to earth of the poor. ill-equipped rival. - Mary is merciless with the mercilessness of the old-fash-. ionel woman, to whom social trivialities are of vital and supreme Importance. A truly modern woman, possessed of Mary's intelligence would have been en gaged in philanthropy, politics and lit erature. She would have left 'cattl- ness' and the social climbing to the stupid ones of her generation. Another Heroine Denounced. "Then what words can describe the . feelings of the heroine in . 'The Real Thing' who tails such an incredibly easy victim to the clumsy wiles of ' the police official? The conduct of this creature is odious in the extreme. He spies on the lady, questions her ser vants, dogs her about, slinks into her drawing-room, listens and crawls and creeps, and withal maintains an air of sickening self-complacency and cer tainty of conquest. Yet he has only to leer impudently into her face and gab ble a lot of platitudes about domestic happiness, and the lady falls into his arms, after having previously shared a biscuit, bite about, with him (a pretty little fancy which would have com mended itself more to Dora in 'David Copperfleld' than, say, to a 'hunger strike of today), y "One had imagined that the women silly enough to think they could, by marrying him, reform a rake (the old- word term is the only appropriate one) had become obsolete. Yet two par ticularly harrowing examples are to be seen on the London stage just now. In 'People Like Ourselves' Vivian Va vasour, the musical comedy actress, in stead of doing the 'correct' 20th. cen tury thing by marrying a Marquis or Earl, fixes her affections on a prod igal son, who has nothing what ever to recommend him but his prod igality. By the raptdly-becoming-anti-quated methods of 'managing' or wheedling his parents, she secures this poor creature for her very own and the curtain goes down on the twain talking, about love (with a capital L.) y Another Resener Shown. "In 'Never Say Die' Is another rake rescuer, a sweet, gentle, characterless creature, who prettily protests her love for Hector, the prodigal in the first act, but protests it equally as prettily for the wealthy and, it must be. con fessed, much more facsinating Diony sius in the last. "The old-fashioned, the hysterical, the yearning, the stupid, the namby pamby, and the catty, of these heroines and such as has only to leer impu dently Into her face, and gabble a lot of -platitudes about domestic happiness, and the lady-falls Intd his arms, after having previously shared a biscuit, bite about, with him (a pretty little fancy which would have commended itself more to dora In 'David Copperfield' than, say, to a 'hunger strike' of today). "One had imagined that the women silly enough to think they could, by marrying him, reform a rake (the old world term is the only appropriate one) had become obsolete. Yet two particu larly harrowing examples are to be seen on the London stage just now. In "People Like Ourselves,' Vivian Vava sour, the musical comedy actress, in stead of doing the 'correct' 20th cen tury thing by marrying a Marquis or Earl, fixes her affections on a prodi gal son, who has nothing whatever to recommend him but his prodigality. By the rapidly becoming antiquated meth ods of 'managing' or sweedllng his par ents, she secures this poor creature for her very own, and the curtain goes down on the twain talking twaddle about love (with a capital L). "In 'Never Say Die' is another rake rescuer, a sweet, gentle, characterless creature, who prettily protests her love for Hector, the prodigal in tne nrsi act, but protests it equally as prettily for the wealthy and, it must be confessed, much more fascinating Dionysius in the last. "The old-fashioned, the hysterical, the yearning, the stupid, the namby pamby, and the catty, of these hero ines and such as these, I got full meas ure and flowing over, but of the inde pendent, the witty, the enterprising, the profound, spiritual, or the spark ling, not one could I discover in any of the score of theaters I visited." For Shiny Serge. National Magazine. Sponge the suit or dress with hot vinegar and press in usual manner. No odor of vinegar will remain, all the "shine" caused by wear will disappear, and the garment will look like new. The vinegar leaves no stain. NOVELS PASSING