3 AUTHOR OF "OFFICER 666" COMES BACK WITH NEW, IMPROBABLE PLAY "WHAT WOULD YOU DO?" ualit You Don't Have to Spend a Lot of Money to Have Fine Furniture - 204 TTTE SUNDAY . OREGOfflAX, PORTLAND, MARCH 15, 1914. Furniture of O BT IXOYD F. LONERGAN. NEW YORK. March 14. (Special.) Augustus MacHugh wrote "Offl- cer 666," a play that at first seemed destined to be a failure, but which afterwards turned into a re markable moneymaker. Mr. MacHugh has now come back with a drama deal ing with more serious matters bearing the strange title, "What Would You Do?" Like some other plays we "have had with us this season. It brings up the perplexing question of living be yond one's means. The title seemed to refer to the necessity of raising enough money to meet the bills of wives who would spend more for their chiffons than their husbands could afford, who played auction for higher stakes than they could meet, and otherwise sought to shine by what they spent rather than by their womanly virtues. The mother of the heroine of "What Would You Do?" did not hesitate in minutes of financial stringency to re proach her daughter for having mar ried a poor man. Then she encouraged as much as possible the attentions of a rich admirer, who took the precaution of cloaking his affection for the wife Tinder the appearance of an affection for her unmarried sister. But it is his ability to "tip" the young husband that enables this unhappy individual at first to make money enough to meet the ris ing wave of his wife's demands. There follows, of course, more speculation. Finally the husband, - having used enough of his bank's funds to insure him 10 years in prison. Is about to com mit suicide. But his resourceful friend, a magazine muckraker of Wall street, suggests that he take enough more to play a tip he has overheard in the bank and pay back everything. The young cashier contrives to gain possession of more than half a million, restores the securities to the bank and contrives to earn in addition some $300,000 for him self. He resigns from the bank, but recognizes that he is quite as much of a thief as if he had been apprehended. Three scenes of speculation occupied Grr-" Three Scenes of Speculation Occupy Second and Third Acts Drama Has Intensity but Excessive Number of Unlucky Incidents Hardly. Seem Plans- I ible Newspaperman Writes "The Last Resort," in. Which Much Law Is Presented in an Odd, Unique Manner Barrie's "Pantaloon" To-morrow. J : ml " I ' s if & r If 1 rXS . " i : -'J P ;WMmSs A , HJ : i rirP " I V - lift J-riSvtfli iiV sw?i'! i I :M - v i ' J : V KraTO J?'. . ? I l 65 .j?51 32 ice, ' Come in and look over our display of Limbert's Holland Dutch Arts and Crafts; it is furniture you can be proud to show to- your friends, it will never grow tiresome to you and will, give you many years of service. IT ALWAYS LOOKS WELL WITH LITTLE CARE Limbert Furniture carries the Limbert Trade-Mark and guarantee as well as our own. It is made of Solid Quartered Oak by Dutch Craftsmen; durably constructed to withstand the hardest usage; finished in genuine "Fumed" and fitted with solid copper trimmings. Limbert Furniture really means good furniture. You will recognize its superiority at once and agree that more univer sally satisfactory furniture cannot be purchased at the prices we have marked on Limbert's Holland Arts and Crafts, The Spring 'purchases of this celebrated furniture have arrived and are now on display at this store. With these new arrivals we find ourselves slightly over-stocked in this particular line and during the present week we will offer extraordinary induce ments in price to relieve the congestion. Come and see for yourself these beautiful productions of Dutch handicraft and the tempting prices wc have placed on the entire line. Rugs and Carpets In greater quantity, in greater variety and at lower prices than quoted elsewhere. See our Novelty Rug that commands consideration on account of its ap pearance, not to mention the attractiveness of small expense. An excellent rug for chambers, children's rooms and bathrooms. 3x6-ft., reg., price $3.75 ; this week $2.65 7 :6x9-f t., reg. price $12 ; this week $9.25 6x9-ft., reg. price $6.50; this week $5.25 9x12 reg. price $14; this week $10.35 ONE YEAR AHEAD OF COMPETITORS the second and third acts. There was a certain dramatic interest in them, al though the improbability of the Inci dents and the excessive number of them robbed the episodes of the necessary plausibility. Mr. MacHufrh's views of New York life, even in the cheap set he was de picting, are strangely naive. His hero ine was selfish and heartless, because that was her nature, and It would have surprised none of the spectators if she had accepted the proposal of the rich man to divorce her husband and marry him. Her husband started his dishon esty because he wanted to enjoy more of life in New York than $3000 a year made possible. It was for his dramatic scenes rather than his ethics that the spectators were patient with Mr. Mac Hugh. Louise Drew played very charm ingly the part of the natural young sis ter of the heroine who was intended to attract the eye of the man of wealth but fell in love with his chauffeur In stead. Then the school teacher sister of the weak husband, an attractive character, was acted wlnningly by Grace Wynne. Bessie Barnscalle has an adorable profile and Milton Sills represented one of the types of middle-class American manhood, in which he excels. Byron Beasley and Richie Ling were plausible in two wholly conventional roles. George Scarborough, once a newspa per man. later a secret service agent, but now a most industrious playwright, is trying his luck for the third time this season. He is the author of "The Last Resort," now at the Long Acre Theater, and which is very much on the muck raking order. The subject of Mr. Scar borough's play is the . corruption of courts and he treats it in a fearful and wonderful way. Law Melodrama Amulng. There is a great deal of law In "The Last Resort," which, it may well be said in the beginning. Is neither the court nor the Judge, nor even the boss himself, but the good old pee-pul. The action is carried on in judge's cham bers, in a courtroom and even in a prison cell; the characters represented e, for the most part, connected with H enrv penning oons The Home of Good Furniture Second and Morrison Sts. courts, and the talk is full of legal verbiage. But do not get the idea that it is uninteresting for that reason. On the contrary. It Is such amazing law and is expounded in such an extraordi nary manner that it is quite interest ing to see Just what can be done with laws and legal procedure when an en terprising playwright starts out to write a melodrama about them. The play tells the story of the at tempt of a powerful corporation, -represented by a Senator, to crush a rising young lawyer who was fighting it. To accomplish the purpose, the lawyer was thrown into prison, the girl he loved was sentenced to the penitentiary and the judges of the highest court in the state were corrupted, not how ever, it should be added, for the first time. Bit the young man had a few cards up his sleeve and there was an honest Chief Justice, if no one else. From his prison cell the young law yer was elected Governor, by a clever coup saved the girl from humiliation. end by the aid of the Chief Justice popped his enemies into jail. George Fawcett as the Senator gave a representation of a boss such as he has frequently done before and done better. George Backus and B. R. Gra ham gave clear and well-drawn sketches of two of the corrupt trinity judges, while A. G. Andrews as the third, failed to measure up to their standard. The heroine of the dragged in "love interest" was played by Oliver Wynd ham, who looked charmingly simple and made the utterly impossible news paper writer almost real. Cyril Maude Will Tour. Others in the cast who played their parts capably were Mark Price as the Chief Justice, Wilson Melrose as Holt, the lawyer, and Ruth Ftndlay as a court stenographer. Notwithstanding the success of "Grumpy" at Wallack's Theater, Cyril Maude has decided to end his engage ment on April 25. He will spend a week or two in Canada before return ing to London. Mr. Maude will bring his company here in September for a road tour with "Grumpy." Sir James M. Barrie's fantastic sketch, "Pantaloon." will be given at the Palace Theater tomorrow. Mile. Dazic will appear as Columbine. A new four-act play by Evelyn Blanchard and Adelaide Stedman called "What Every Minister Knows" will b produced by B. F. Keith on March 23 at the Crescent Theater, Brooklyn. The play deals with the low salaries paid to clergymen as compared with the earnings of other men. Homer Lind will play the role of the under paid minister. The rest of the cast will be made up of Crescent players. Douglas G. Wood will produce by ar rangement with the Shuberts a new drama called "Love and the Law," by Charlotte E. Wells, for a single per formance on the afternoon of March 27 at one of the Shubert theaters. EXPERT ON HOME MANAGEMENT SAYS MARRIAGE ON $750 UNSAFE California Girls Receive Instruction on How to Spread Small Salaries Out Over Wide Household Expense Area. Paderewski Buys $200,000 Ranch in South Luella Clay Carson Loses Place at Mills College. SAN ikanuisuo, Aiarcn 14. (.spe cial.) Housekeeping as the basis of. domes tic haPDiness. the man- ement of family affairs on a scien tific basis, absolute financial partner ship between man and wife and a def inite home budget, are some of the items Miss Lucile Hewitt, of Alameda, teaches in her course in household eco nomics. This course has been so suc cessful that Miss Hewitt has received Inquiries from educational institutions all over the land, has been asked to SDeak before innumerable civic and mothers' clubs, and upon urgent re quest will establish a course for house wives In Alameda. The course Instituted by her In the high school of Alameda, and which has proved an unqualified success, deals primarily with the problems of the every-day American. According to Government statistics. the minimum Income on which the av erage family of five can exist in Amer ica is $720 a year, but she advises her pupils that it is not wise to marry on so small an income, unless the man Is of unusual ability, with a fixed posi tion and an almost immediate outlook for advancement. Even then, the household expenses must be kept down to such amounts as $20 a month for food, $12 for rent, $3 for fuel and lights, $8 for clothing, $1 for insurance, $1 for physician's fees and $5 for sun dries. Even under the most favorable circumstances, families with an Income of $720 a year must depend on churches. friends and charities for part ot tneir clothing. The average basic income Is taken as $1230 a year. m v w Speaking of the report from Paso Robles to the effect that Paderewski, the pianist, had, through certain repre sentatives, closed negotiations for pur chasing 2500 acres of land in that vi cinity, including the Merritt Springs property of 1000 acres, a leading realty broker says tne artist is to pay in tne neighborhood of $200,000 for his property. The broker considers the deal a good one for Paderewski, and says this makes the sixth land purchase in four American states that the Polish gen tleman has consummated. The broker. as a part of his business and because he considers it one of his hobbies, keeps what he Bays is a fairly accurate record of California farm sales to peo ple from other states and counties from year . to year, iast year his record showed 2,000,000 such sales were made. Three years ago the record ran up to 6,000,000. All these transactions were; north ot Bakersfleld and Santa Bar bara. The Twin Peaks tunnel is assured and assessments on property in the tunnel district are now due and must be paid before the middle of April. More than $3,000,000 will be required o put through the tunnel that will bring a large outlying portion of the residential district within easy com munication of Third and Market streets and this money is to be raised by as sessing the district that it is estimated will be benefited. It is estimated that 85 per cent of the cost will be paid by the property west of the tunnel or on the other side of the city, while 15 per cent is to be levied on a district that extends as far down Into the business section as Powell street. However, the property owners and particularly those who own business lots west of Twin Peaks are willing to pay the money as they are Inclined to the belief that the property hold ings will double in value. According to the plan laid down by the city, these assessments can be paid in ten yearly payments If desired, or altogether in one parcel. Luella Clay Carson, once dean of wo men and professor of rhetoric at the University of Oregon, and for the past five years president of Mills College, is no longer with that institution. Her resignation, which has been in the hands of the board of trustees for two months, was accepted this week. While all of the trustees and members of the faculty speak in the highest terms of Miss Carson, there has been a fal ling off in attendance which has seri ously affected the finances of the col lege and for this reason the trustees have for some time been considering the advisability of a change. Neither the trustees nor faculty members would discuss the resignation. The decline In attendance, which this year was less than 100 girls, is at tributed to certain policies of the presi dent which have resulted in driving the girls to other schools. ? "Miss Carson was not wholly in sym pathy with the boisterous fun that goes with college athletics," said one member of the faculty, "and as a re sult there have been no college yells for two or three years." DIET TO AID THEIR FIGURES Newport Society AVomen Will Train to Reduce Hips and Xecks. NEWPORT, R. I, March 8. Society women and Army and Navy officers' wives will begin four months of stren uous Swedish physical training. They will meet three times a week, and af ter classes take long walks, at the same time observing strict diet for the purpose of reducing hips and necks. Mrs. Morrison, a. leading woman ath lete, will be the model for the class. Please Don't. (New Orleans Picayune.) Oh, yes, we think a good deal of the girl's voice next door, but it wouldn't do for us to put our thoughts into words. SAVE YOUR HAIR! IF FALLING OUT OR DANDRUFF 25 CENT DANDERINE Ladies! Men! Here's the best 25 cents you ever spent Don't wait! Apply a little tonight. 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