. THE SUNDAY OREGOyiAN, PORTLAND, UULY 4 1913. 13 - - - - ' ' ' : ST. JOHNS OPENS INDUSTRIAL SHOW Sweet Pea Exhibit and Elks' Regatta Features of Big Celebration. FOUR BOAT RACES ON LIST John P. SnlliTan, Grand Exalted Ruler, Will Be a Judge Long List of Awards and Commit tees Given Ont Officially. ST. JOHNS. Or., July 6. (Special.) St Johns will be the scene of unusual activity and attraction this week on account of the Sweet Pea Show and Industrial Exhibit which will open Monday and continue for two days and the Elks regatta, which Is to - take place Tuesday afternoon, commencing at o'clock, under the special direc tion of the Portland Motor-Boat Club, upon the splendid and unobstructed four-mile course along the 'Willamette frontintr on the City of St. Johns. One thousand dollars will be given in prizes for the Elks' championship of Oregon as follows: Class A. free for all First, 1400; Second. 1S0; third. 150. Class B, 20-footers First, S125; sec rind. 175. Class C, runabouts First, $75; eec- . ond, 125. Class F, cabin boats First and see - nnrf nrflM. fain. The following named persons have ben selected as judges: John P. Sulli van, grand exalted ruler; Hon. A. O. Rushlight, Mayor or roruana; non. ji. a Munk. Mavor of St. Johns; Henry Wemme. of Portland: Hon. K. C Couch, ex-Mayor of St Johns. Several entries have been received. The Sweet Pea Show and Industrial Exhibit will attract much attention ana will be held in the commodious city dock, which is about 550 feet long, and has been appropriately decorated for the occasion. Each evening there will be a dance, with music by a special orchestra. St Johns Is making every effort for these coming festivities. The business streets will be decorated with the colors of the Elks and the National emblem, band music will be rendered continuously and a warm welcome will be extended to the Elks, large num bers of whom are expected to visit St Johns. The Portland Railway, Light tt Power Company, Spokane, Portland & Seattle Railway Company and river boats aTe preparing to accommodate the large number of people expected to attend, t The St Johns' Commercial Club has been diligently at work pre paring and completing all the details and arrangements for the coming fes tivities, assisted by the Ladles' Auxil iary, which Is an active adjunct of the club'. The following named persons constitute the several special commit tees having the different matters In , charge. Executive Committee H. E. Pennell. B F. Crawshaw, A. A. Muck. C. H. Boyd, K. C. Couch, J. N. Edlefsen, Thomas Autzen- , Sweet Pea Show-C. C Currln, A. -C Gesler, C H. Boyd, W. R. Evens. A. A. Muck. C. E. Andrews, S. W. Rogers, Mrs. Hattle McKinney, Mrs. W. A. Ben nett Mrs. F. A. Rice, Mrs. S. J. Gray, Mrs. F. W. Valentine. Mrs. H- D. Beam, Mrs. C. C. Currln. , Decorations H. W. Bonham, M. w. nrmanAv. Kav Davis. Gus Salmond, A. W. Davis, G. Velzey. TD. Condon, C. S- McGIll, C. E. Smith, A. . bcaies, John Noce. J. T. Brooks.-Charles Asper, F. L. Babcock, Charles Sagert, Pascal Hill. Tharles Cry. A. J. ueeier, Mesdames Markle, Manning, H. Windle, G. L. Perrlne, Blanding, E. S. Wright Vincent Gray. T. H. Cochran, Nutting, Hodgins. D. Horeraan. Music E. A. Rice. W. R. Evens. P. C. Stroud. E. F. Wilson, Dr. B. F. Ram bo; Mesdames Currln. Valentine, Rice and Stewart. Transportation Peter Autzen, P- H. Edlefsen. O. M. Cornell, T. H. Cochran, V. S. Glllmore, Captain F. E. Smith, J. S. McKinney. S. W. Bugbee. Badges T. J. Monahan, Dan Wil liamson, J. F. Glllmore, Dr. R. Jayne. Industrial Exhibit A. Larrowe. Peter Autzen. A. R. Jobes, Sumner Newell, C. G. Bock, N. J. Bailey, H. W. Ritchie. - -L. D. Jackson. R. P. Douglas, W. A. Bennett H. E. Harris. Publicity and Printing B. F. -Craw shaw. A. W. Markle, E. L. Stockton. Public Comfort F. W. Valentine, Dr. H. O. Brown, C. C. Woodhouse, O. E. Learned. W. L. Churchill. O. J. Gatz myer, P. G. Glllmore, G. W. Overstreet D. F. Horsman, W. S. Kellogg, L. J. Wright Reception A. A. Muck, Dr. J. Mc Chesney, F. L. Kettenhofen. W. H. King, J. J. Johnstone. L. D. Chtpman, W. R. Tower, C. G. Schmear, A. H. Blackburn, Rev. G. W. Nelson. S. W. Bugbee; Mesdames A. Learned, Babcock. Evens, Thompson. Bock. P. H. Edlefsen. Cham bers, Charles Muck, A. W. Davis, Loy, Markle, Valentine, Stearns, Zella E. Johnston, McLean, Stroud, Miss A. Drinker. Finance K. C. Couch, A. A. Muck, J. N. Edlefsen. C. B. Russell, A. w: Markle, F. C. Knapp, P. Autzen, H. W. Bonham. W. R. Evens, H. E. Pennell, J. J. Hurlbert. P. H. Edlefsen. Thomas Glover, T. D. Condon. C. C. Currln, W. T. Tindall. C. R. Thompson. C. E. " , Bailey, M. L. Holbrook. J. B. Holbrook. A. 45. Benson. F. L. Babcock. A. C. Ges ler, H. W. Ormandy, 8. W. Rogers, S. L. Dobie, F. L. Test, J J. Johnstone, A. R. Jobes. C E. Smith. Sweet Pea Show Prizes Mesdainea Valentine. Glllmore, Rice. Currln. Following Is a list of the prizes of fered for the different exhibits: Grand special prize Best exhibit Ir respective of class; prize, silver cup. $25. Must be won three successive years to obtain permanent possession. Adult Class A For largest bouquet of any one named variety: first prise, $20 cup; second prise, $8, eight-day clock, by Calef Bros. Class B Most artistic bouquet; first prize. $15 bottle of perfume, by North Bank Pharmacy;' second prize, $4 thermos bottle, by St Johns Pharmacy. Class C Largest bouquet of mixed peas; first prize. $13 washing machine, by St Johns Hardware Company; sec ond prize, sack of Snowdrift flour, by Schmeer grocery. Class D Bouquet containing greatest variety of colors one spray of each; first prize, $10 cut-glass bon-bon dish, by W. M. Tower: second prize, $1 plate, by M. E. Hollenbeck. Class E Most perfect peas of any color (10 stems), one bouquet named; first prize, 42-plece set of dishes, by Bonham & Currier; second prize, fruit set, by Peninsula Hardware Company. . Class F Bouquet of most perfect peas without foliage, purple (10 or more stems); first prize, $7 stein and mugs, by Calef Bros.; second prize. $1 hatpin, by Jewelry Optical Company. Special Prize Best collection of not less than six bouquets: first prize. $15 ' cup: second prize, 42-plece dinner set by Couch & Co. Class F A National bouquet (red, white and - blue), ten stems of each color; first prize, 42-plece set of dishes, by St Johns Furniture Company; sec ond prise, salad set by Muck grocery. Class Q Bouquet of most perfect white peas (ten or more stems); first prize, silver ladle, 'by Muck Mercan tile Company; second prise. . sack of Bluesteam flour, by Lauthers Mercan tile Company. A Juvenile Section, Class A Best vase of ten spray bouquet blue; red, white, lavender, pink or salmon; first prize, $10 cup; second prise, box of bon-bons, by Pennington At -Co. Class B Best mixed bouquet (ten stems or more); first prize, hammock, by St Johns Furniture Company; sec ond prize, box of bon-bons, by P. A. Bredeen. Class C Bouquet greatest variety of color, one spray each; first prize, $3 hammock, by H. F. Clark; second prize, box of bon-bons, by P. A. Bredeen. Class D Most artistic bouquet, sweetpea and other foliage allowed; first prize, five-pound box of choco lates, by J. M. Shaw; second prize, one- - A .; .'"' -t 5 Esaille Frances Bauer, Lecturer mm Masle Critic. half pound box of chocolates, by W. C Roe. Class E Best collection of not less than six bouquets; first prize, box of bon-bons, by E. F. Wilson; secorra prise, one pound of bon-bons, by W. C Roe. Class F Largest bouquet of sweet peas, any variety of colors, measured by circumference, not by numbers; first prize, pair of shoes, by Johnstone's Department Store; second prize, two pounds bon-bons, by Mrs.. A. A. muck Special prize Largest - bouquet of white and numle sweetpeas; first prize. $2 cash, by Ladies' Auxiliary; second Drlza. XI cash, by Ladies' Auxiliary. Second special Best anf largest bouquet from 15-foot row picked Mon day morning,' July 8. This entry dis places the judging of the 15-foot rows first prize, $2 cash, by Ladies' Auxiliary; second prize, $1 cash, by the Laaiesr Auxiliary. Special instructions All exhibits must be In the city dock by 9:30 A. M-, July 8. Doors open to public at 1 - P. M. Bring your own containers. All prizes will be awarded. No admission charge. Those having sweetpeas and while not wishing to exhibit them are willing to give same for decorating purposes, are requested to leave them at the Commercial Club rooms or phone Columbia 8 and they will be collected by the Ladles' Auxiliary on Sunday. - Points In scoring Length of stem, 26; color, 25; size, 25; substance. 15) number of flowers on stem, 10. Total, 100. Judges R. R. Rutledge, Arthur Bow man and one more to be chosen. ELECTRICALMEN TO MEET National Association of Contractors ' at Denver July IT to 19. The next annual convention of the National. Electrical Contractors' Asso ciation of the United States will be held In Denver, Colo on July 17, 13 and 19. The Oregon Electrical Contractors' Association, which is a state branch of the National Association, will be represented at this convention by R. G. Littler, of the West Coast Engineer ing Company, of this clty, as their delegate. The Oregon branch of the associa tion, organized some months ago, has grown into an Important body and is a vital part of the electrical contract ing interests of the state of Oregon, having members throughout the state. Intense Interest Is shown by the members at the regular monthly meet ings, which aVe regularly attended by members from all parts of the state. The officers of the Oregon branch are: J. H. Ralston, Albany, Or., president; W. O. Fouch, Portland, Or, vice-president; E. Kilkenny, St Johns, Or., sec retary; J. M. Tomlinson. Portland, Or., treasurer; executive committeer- R. G. Littler, J. B. Knight J. H. Ralston. CONCERT I ST0 BE GIVEN Band Will Play at Mount Tabor Park This Afternoon. The Portland'' Band. W. E. McElroy. director, will play . this afternoon at Mount Tabor Park, at the end of the Mount Tabor carllne, the concert to be gin at .2:30. This will be the first concert of the season In this park. Following will be the programme: March. "The Nation's Pride" Tobani Overture, "Bohemian Girl" Half Walts, "The Wizard of the Nile". . .Herbert Cornet solo Selected B. F. DrltcolL Grand selection. "Ernini" Verdi Intermission. Medley, "8unny South" .....Lumps Morceau characteristic "Vision". . Von Blon Selection. "The Red Mill" Herbert Riiulan maiurka. "La Csartnm" Oaana National Alra. There will be no evening concerts by the Park Band during the Elks convention week. Elks Week Mail to your friends and rela tives in the East The Oregonian during1, the Elks' Convention, including' the big illustrated special Elks' Edition, the Sun ' day before the convention, and the great Sunday edition of July 14th, giving a resume of the entire week. 'Eight Issues Altogether. The Oregonian will have the best and most complete account of the days' doings, profusely illustrated, and no more attract ive testimonial to your friends could be given than a subscrip tion to Oregon's great daily during the event. " Orders given now or sent by . mail to The Oregonian will re ceive prompt and careful atten tion. Subscription price for the entire eight days, including the two special Elks' editions,, and postage, 25 cents. ' CRITIC TO LECTURE Emilie Frances Bauer Visits Portland Incognito. PRODIGIES' TALES AVOIDED Series of Three Talks Will Be Given at Hotel Portland Parlors for the Benefit of Musical and Literary Circles of City. . "After a busy season in 'New . York Emllle Frances Bauer, special corre spondent of The Oregonian and musi cal critic of the New York Evening Mall and of the Chicago Musical Leader, reached Portland about two weeks ago. Miss Bauer traveled Incognito, as she wanted to avoid hearing long tales -of the prodigies. She needed rest more than information. Miss Bauer's presence has given rise in the musical and literary circles to a desire to hear several of the lectures which she gave In New York, Boston and San Francisco since last she was here, and at the Instance of her friends, especially Mrs. Warren E.--Thomas. a series is now in course of arrangement Three lectures will be given at the Hotel . Portland parlors on dates to be announced later. Speaking of the hold that lectures have taken In the East Miss Bauer said: "Of course the business man does not see the reason for such, arrangements, but the morning Is a -very good time for people to improve the mind, and that little hour Just before the 1 o'clock lunch Is practically lost anyway. In New York at the Plaza my lectures were not by any means boycotted by men. Several ministers heard my lec ture "on Walt Whitman and I was In vited to speak from their pulpits on the same subject." In speaking of her lecture on "The Psychology of Richard Strauss and His Works," one of the lectures which will be Included In the course here. Miss Bauer said: "I gave -this lecture be fore an audience which I knew to con tain many friends. of the great com poser. It was not always easy to ex press myself truthfully, as Strauss Is the moat difficult subject in allfof the gigantic figures of the world. He Is not the only genius whose personality shows the weakness of man, while the other side Is that of a Hercules." Another lecture which will be given Is the one on "Opera Writers Since Wagner," to which has been added a complete exposition of the American as composer of opera as shown In Victor Herbert's "Natoma," Horatio Parker's "Mona" and other writers whose works have not yet gained the public ear. - PIONEER MINER PASSES DEATH TAKES JOHX TTJSHER CURTIS, OP LA GRANDE.. Newspaper Work, Politics and Min ing Occupy Early Days of His Iilfe In Oregon. John Tusher Curtis, a pioneer of I Grande Valley, who died at the family residence In La Grande. July 1, 1912 was the youngest son of John W. and Lucy Curtis, both of whom were de scendants of early New England peo ple. He was born on April 3. 1827, while his mother was crossing Lake Cham plain. His mother died while he was still young and he was cared ror Dy an aunt. When 14 years old he went lip" wJiiiii II. "y'Vv: V Jeka Tosher Cartla, Wk Dlea la La Graade, July 1. to New Haven, Conn., where he re ceived his academic education. He moved to Missouri In 1146 and attend ed the state university. After serving as a schoolmaster for some years he crossed the plains to California In 1860 and became a prospector. He conducted a hotel in Sacramento and washed out aold at $50 a day with a rocker. ' Lure of gold drew him to fowaer River in Eastern Oregon and to the Sanger mines In Union County. For a time he ran a pack train from The Dalles to Boise Basin and finally set tled In La Grande In 1865. where he lived until his death. He mined, entered business, and for a time conducted the Blue Mountain Sentinel, In which he Invested.-all he could dig out of the ''dirt." He served two terms as deputy Sheriff and was elected for -one term as Sheriff. He was county surgeon until his declining rears interfered wiui tne penormance OL ilia uuviob. -Although he went-blind soon after he resigned as county surgeon, he was always hopeful and cheerful and was liked by all the townspeople, who af fectionately called him "Doc" Curtis. He was a good musician and was a factor In musical entertainments in pioneer days. At the time of his death h . van the oldest - member of La Grande Lodge, No. 41, A. P. and A. M., and also of the Royal Arch Masons. In 1866 he was married to Almina Jane Wells, a native of Licking Coun- IT. He Is survived Dy nis wire ana four children. The children are, Ar thur Curtis, of La Qranoe; trs. jessa mins Kirby. of The Dalles; William Wells Curtis and Elmer Curtis, of Port land. ' PERSONALMENTION. Dr. D. W. Ward, of Forest Grove. Is at the Cornelius. Dr. F. A. Bailey, of Forest Grove, was at the Perkins yesterday. Mr. and Mrs. Van Schultleas of Zu- 1 Level Sites on the Heights I . . ' ' i Pa v e m BITULITHIC paving will make the streets of "Westover Terraces the best system of roadways in the city. Per fect street building will take ample care of drainage. II -X Wa ter M ains COMPLETE system of water mains is being installed right now. Upon finishing the work, water will be available for every lot. - ,; s F. N. rich, Switzerland, were registered at the Portland yesterday. . M. D. Johnson, a merchant of Astoria, Is registered at the Perkins. Dr. W. D. Read, of Tacoma, was reg istered yesterday at the Bowers. ' Jacob R. Coenog, a merchant of Bor ing, is registered at the Cornelius. Charles 8. Wheeler and family, of San Francisco, are at the Portland. Mr. and Mrs. J. G. McKayof Chi cago, are registered at the Portland. L. E. McKinley, a 'lumber dealer, is at the Cornelius, from Aberdeen, Wash. ' J. J. McGillicuddy, a contractor of Spokane, Is registered at the Bowers. W. H. Packwood, a pioneer resident of Baker, is registered at the Perkins. ' J." H. Carey, a merchant of Banks, was registered yesterday at the Cor nelius. . J. B. Bradshaw, a business man of Minneapolis, Minn., Is registered at the Bowers. II. M. Brooke, president of Albany College, was registered yesterday at the Cornelius." Captain W. A. Covington, of Fort Stevens, was registered at the Port land yesterday. ... J. C. Marmaduke, managing director of the Hotel Washington of Seattle, Is at the Multnomah. ' W. H. Wilson, a prominent Eastern Oregon attorney. Is jreglstered at The Perkins, from The Dalles, Frank G. Lewis, a merchant of Nampar 'Idaho, accompanied by Mrs. Lewis, is at the Cornelius. Mr. and Mrs. E. 8. Bargelt. of Marsh. Held, are at the Imperial. They made the trip to Portland In their automo bile. R. C. Bowers, owner of extensive marble quarries in Vermont, is regis tered at the Multnomah, from Mont-, peller. ""' George Dacres was the first of the Walla Walla delegation of Elks to ar- rive in Portland yesterday. He is at the Perkins. Mr. and Mrs. P. M. Mares!, of Brook lyn, N. Y- are registered at the Bowers. Mrs. Maresl is the daughter of Mrs. H. W. Goode. N. F. Wilson," prominent in the Cal LADY BARBER IS "NEXT" TO "THE OAKS" STUNTS Female Tortsorial Artist Calls Bluff of Journalist After Bartering Him for $1.65, and Duo Go the Limit, Even to "Hot Dogs" at Popular Park. BY ADDISON BENNETT. WALKING down the boulevard I spied a sign. "Lady Barbers." and I fell for it. When I - en tered the so-called parlors I spied five young ladles not too young, not young enough to be kittenish, but by no means aged. . At least they didn't look It I picked out the moBt likely-looking one and sat down In her chair, and to the accustomed " query of haircut or shave, I told her to go as far as she liked and- she went to the extent of a dollar sixty-five. I was shaved and hair cut and massaged and toweled and ban daged and boiled and blistered all lor a dollar sixty-five. During the course of the. engagement I led the fair one Into conversation. though to tell the . truth It would be nearer the mark to say she led me, for like all the lady barbers I ever en countered she had the gift of gab well developed. But anyhow, as the poet says. In the course of the talkfest I asked her to go out to The uaks wun me and she fell flbr It. Beanett'e Bluff Called. "I didn't have to urge her a little bit. She Just yanked off her apron and told the boss lady that she was golntf out for the day, and we emoiea out xnai is I ambled, for to tell the story exact I will say that the Invitation was a biuff, hut she called It so quick that I had to tut up a bold front and I ambled out with the lady Daroer ancnorou iu uu left arm. Gee, how she clung. I guess she was afraid I would escape, evapo rate, vamoose, skedaddle, or In some manner make a get-away. in 18 minutes by tne cioct ana for the small sum of B cents, half of a dime, one measly lycaei apiece, we landed at The Oaks, 'where we were met by the versatile,, genteel and ingra tiating John F.. last name Cordray. Same .old John. Same old urbane smile. Same old electric handshake. Harking back a few years, say 25. or anyhow 20, to the days when he catered tous from his tent at Third and Taylor but why talk of that? John F. looks only 30 years old. so why try to make him out a veteranr - But The Oaks! Gee, what a show Mr. Cordray has at The Oaks this year. Last year we all thought he was run ning a second Coney Island, but this year in some respects he has Coney run to a standstill and then some. For The Oaks show is clean and gen teel. There are no fakes, no bunco art ists, no places that you .would be ashamed to take your: wife or rouri Si dew alks CONCRETE s i d e w alks, winding about on a general incline of 8, well built, presenting an unusually graceful appearance, will be laid throughout . the property. - Many blocks' already built. e n t aim Li m ui! ' j "j'iii!u;aii;: Gas and Electric NOTHING -will be lacking in gas and electric service. Both will be ready for use, the minute your home is ready for them. ifornia oil world, accompanied by Mrs. Wilson, is passing his honeymoon In this city. They are registered at the Multnomah. Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Herron, Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Herron and ' Miss Pearl Holmes, of Snohomish, Wash., form an automobile party that is registered at the Imperial. J. J. Byrne, passenger traffic man ager for the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe at Los Angeles, accompanied by his family, isregistered at the Multnomah. They are en route to Alaska. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Osborn and Miss Mary Osborn, of Fresno, Cal., are reg istered at the Imperial. They motored to Portland from their California home to pass the Elks' convention week here. X A. Westerlund, who represented Jackson County In the House of Rep resentatives at the 1911 session of the Oregon Legislature, is registered at the Imperial, from Medfdrd. Mr. Wester lund is a candidate for re-election. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Snyder, of Pas adena; Miss Anne Sunderland, of San Francisco; Miss Bess McCormaclc, of Reno, Nev., and Miss Gertrude Upton, of Los Angeles, are the members of an automobile party registered at the An nex. . CHICAGO, July 6. (Special.) Port land visitors here today were: At the Auditorium Montana Hastings. At the Grand Pacific Mabel F. Burghduff. License Book Yields Secret. Efforts of Thomas R. Savage, deputy county coroner, to keep secret the fact that he is to marry Miss Grace Whit ten, who lives near Oswego, were thwarted yesterday when the names of the couple appeared on the marriage license book at the Courthouse. Fol lowing their marriage they are going to San Francisco for their honeymoon, after which they will return to Port land to live. v International Aeroplane Race Between Berlin, American, and Stark, Canadian, at Country Club grounds July 11 and 12.- Also spiral glides, fig ure eights, ocean wave, etc. Admis sion 60 cents. sweetheart or your young daughter to but fun! ' Lady Likes "Hot Dog. However, I am forgetting that I was hooked up to the lady barber. I may have forgotten it, but itie never did. She wanted a hot dog; I invested and she masticated. She wanted gum; bought. She wanted to know if there were any liquid refreshments for sale on' the grounds I literally turned her eyes from the restaurant toward the carousel or merry-go-round. Just as you choose to call It. I rode a goat. she rode a Hon' or a tiger or something of that kind, and the other two dozen equestrians laughed at us while the orchestra played Annie Laurie. Over , the scenic railway, called the blue streak, and well named, too, for it sure carries a fellow likewise a lady barber around like a streak. She wanted to stand up in the car; I urged her to. I noticed that the rules forbade It, so I thought it must be dangerous, but she continued to sit and grabbed both arms around my neck and faint ed. ' Sny, if you want to forget that note you owe. If you want to disremember that board bill. Just tackle tne blue streak. Cares and troubles and worries will disappear provided, always pro vlded. you have no lady barber hang- In a- around your neck. I took her in where the mirrors made her look something like herself, - now dumpy and stout, now tali and angular and I laughed at hen That was a mis take, an error of judgment; but how could any fellow see a girl so contorted without laughlngT You couldn't, as witness the dozens of others who were in there splitting their sides. - Lady Takes Strangle Bold. We took In the automatic baseball game, then I bought a bag of peanuts and a nickel's worth of popped corn, then another dog then we took a ride in a tub, called a tickler. I thought I would lose her there, for sure I thought I had lost her, for she screamed with laughter, bumped her head against my nose, lost her hat then went into paroxysms somewhat resembling hys terics then wewent through the old milirace which "came mighty near fin ishing me. for it is dark In the -milirace. wet and dark. And there are such things as strangle holds. Not that I mention anything unladylike, but I do aver that the scare that sne was inr.own into when she grabbed me around the neck and nearly choked me was not alto gether and entirely genuine. But let the old, mill pass, and here, we, Hi Selling v Agent , . SPALDING BUILDING are looking at the kids on the joy wheel. Did you ever see the youngsters on the joy wheel? Well, it Is worth the price of a trip to The" Oaks Just to see them climbing on and getting thrown off. And. by gum, the lady barber tackled it. Just to see how young she was, and is. But I decline to go into details of the ruction which ensued when she was hurtled filt against the curbing. I will only say that she would have accom plished the feat of getting off better If she had landed right side up. "Hot Dogrs" In Demand. Then I purchased another hot dog for the lady, then we took in the3ail and Joyland and a dozen or so other shows then went over the Panama Canal, lit erally we went over It inch by inch from ocean to ocean and back again. It's wort'n uny man's dollar Just to see what the canal Is, and by studying this 150-foot model you will know as much about it as if you bad actually visited Panama. Then we saw In the bandstand an educated horse doing mathematical stunts. That horse Is wiser than lots of men. He can add. subtract, multiply and divide at least I suppose he can. He is sure a wonder, worth going miles to see, and here Mr. Cordrsv shows him MAY BECOME A NATION OF BEARDED WOMEN If You Value Your Face, Beware of So-Callco ' Hair Removers. They Cause a Soft Fuzz to Come Back a Stiff, Bristly Beard. . It is the opinion of eminent authori ties that if women continue to remove superfluous hair with worthless, poi sonous depilatories. It will' be only a question of time before we will have a nation of bearded women, because even when a downy growth Is removed by these compounds and concoctions. It Is sure to grow out again coarser and heavier after each removal and eventu ally It will become a stiff, bristly beard. Then it will be necessary to resort to the use of the razor, because no prepa ration will be strong enough to remove It without ruining the skin. It can be safely said that eczema will most likely become a national dis ease if women-continue to use so-called depilatories. Nothing has done more to produce serious skin troubles and eczema than the use of these prepara tions. While the harm caused by them is not always noticeable with the first few applications, tne real Injury plainly manifests Itself after frequent and con tinued use. For years we have been cautioning women against the use of poisonous pastes, powders, fake "beauty artlole recipes" and so-called liquid "cures,1 but it seems that some are always will ing to be humbugged, because as soon as one fakir has gotten all he can out of confiding women, another takes bis place, and so it will continue as long as women will permit themselves to be victims of such Impostors. If you don't mind taking the risk of disfigurement, why pay 25 cents to one dollar or more for such worthless prep arations, when you can procure from any drug store for five or ten cents a sufficient quantity of the ingredients to last a year. It must be borne in mind that after the growth of hair is stimulated by the use of so-called depilatories, it will ne cessitate a much longer ami more per sistent treatment with DeMlracle than it would have otherwise required. Therefore, isn't it safer to stop experi menting and use ' the world-famous DeMlracle, which is acknowledged by eminent authorities everywhere as the standard depilatory the one perfected, non-poisonous, safe and harmless pre paration that dissolves hair, thereby taking the vitality out of It, conse quently retarding and preventing an Increased growth. . The best and most convincing proof that DeMlracle is the only absolutely reliable and trustworthy halr-remover RUPTURE Seeley'i Spermatic Shield Truss, as fitted to the Czar of Russia and now used and approved oy me United States Government. will not only retain any ease of rapture but also closes the opening in. ten days If you can't cdme, send for descriptive literature. ' LAUE-DAVIS DRUG CO.; THIRD AND YAMHILL, PORTLAND, OR. P Truss Expert and Exclusive Agents s Sewer Mains SEWER mains in "Westover Terraces are being laid as the streets are be ing graded. This eliminates the tearing up of pavements after they are once laid. Improvement Cost IMPROVEMENT cost has all been absorbed in the price of each build ing site. Deducting the cost of im provements, the cost of sluicing down the hill and making Westover Terraces ready for habitation, it is the cheapest homesite property-in Portland. 1 1 .818-823: free. But he was near my undoing. I asked the manager if he could tell the age of persons. The groom said he could. I asked the age of the lady bar ber I said she dassent, but 'by the blood in her eye I knew she dast, so we left the educated horse to do his sums for others. '"i "It's a Bear" or Sure. "' We' fed the monkeys, shooted , the chutes, saw Punch and Judy, heard the band play then went to see the bear roller-skate. I supposed that story about a real bear really skating was akin to the stories circulated about my skates. But I'm blessed If that bear can't skate as well as many people, bet ter than many. I got the lady barber to put a pair of skates on and she hooked up with the bear and they did a waits and then a two-step then another waltz and another. And after It was over the lady barber confided to me that Lady Genevieve is the best waltz er she ever was on the floor with. "For why 7" I queried. "For why," she re plied, "for why," because he has the finest hug I ever met up with." Then we came home, and let me say that for an afternoon or evening's en Jovment there la no place around this neck of the woods where you can have as much good clean fun for the money as at The Oaks. ' is that it has stood the test of time. , It was the largest selling depilatory ten vears ago, and more of .It has been sold each year since than the com bined sales of the noutrums. The mere fact that fake dangerous preparations are short-lived should alone be suffi cient warning to avoid the use of any depilatory but that of proven merit Don't be deceived or deluded by al luring and Impossible claims of Impos tors, who usually resort to publishing testimonials procured for a money con sideration from one or two physicians of questionable standing, or from some unknown woman, who is dubbed as a "great society leader." More than likely the preparations were never used by the writers of the so-called testi monials. Tell any one of them that DeMlracle Chemical Company will for feit Five Thousand Dollars If it can be proven that their so-called super fluous hair "cures" ever eradicated one single growth of superfluous hair. ' Insist on proof when fakirs say such preparations are "indorsed by the medi cal profession." To substantiate our claim that DeMlracle is the only de pilatory that has ever been Indorsed by reputable physicians,' surgeons, der matologists, medical Journals, promi nent magazines and newspapers, we will send copies of the testimonials on request. And, mind you, every one Is genuine. If they were not, we could be compelled by-law to discontinue pub lishing them. - All reliable dealers sell and recom mend DeMlracle, knowing it to be the best and safest depilatory. Some un principled ones will tell you they cannot procure it so that they may more eas ily Influence you to purchase their own or possibly some other dangerous, worthless, substitute under another label for a few cents more profit. To protect you from Just such Imposition, if your dealer will not supply you, mall us $1 and we will send you,, all charges paid, in plain, sealed wrapper, a $1 bottle of DeMlracle, and we will make you a present of a full-size Jar of DeMlracle Cream. If you care, to, give us the name of the dealer who tries to sell you a "just as good" Imi tation or .substitute. Write for free booklet,' which will be mailed, sealed In plain envelope. " DeMlracle Chemical Company Department 7 P., Park Ave nue, 129th and 130th streets. New Tork. You can always procure DeMlracle without argument in Portland from Llpman, Wolfe & Co. SccfcysSpermatJc Sbield Trass Spirmtffa ShhiK Hi perfectly, affording immediate relief. on the average case. i .... . fos Seeley'i Spermatic Shield Trust f J 01 108.2