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HriinK building. cajro. straar bul'dittr. Csnafaa Of fW No. 3 Rtimt atraat. S. W.. London. PORTXAM). MMHY. APRIL t. THE .MEMCAN PROBLEM. An Amrriomi expedition through M'xUo. similar to the expedition to I'ekin. may be the outcome of the M fx l.-ati imbroglio. The sending of American and British hlps to the roast a place of refuge for citizen 9f their nations will prove a totally Inadequate measure. Those who are penned In interior town, unable to reach the coast, will be most In need of relief, but ships cannot relieve them. They can be aaved only by an armed expedition sent to snatch them and their belonging from the hands pT the warring factions and the bands of brigand. Having; rescued them and all other foreigner who wish to leave the country, the United States routd leave the Mexicans to fight to a finish, until some strong man lika Diaz gained undisputed wiy. Thl new government might be called upon to pay a hoavy indemnity for the ov "suffered by foreigners during :he period of ananny. as a condition of commercial and diplomatic Inter course. But such an expedition might pre cipitate the very catastrophe which It was designed to prevent. It would urely be the signal for an outbreak tf anti-foreign, and .particularly. anti American, frenzy, in which the for-r-i nrs might be massacred before the reliof expedition cotild reach them. in. e the days of Maximilian the Mex .cand have always been able to agre ja one thlr.g fanatical opposition to foreign Intervention no matter how fii-rcely they might quarrel about their Internal affairs. Doubtless recognition of this dan ger, amounting almost to certainty, has restrained President Taft from taking steps towards intervention, though he has laid plana and made preparations for such an eventuality In case the situation should become ntterly Intolerable. The sending on board the Buford of no commissioned Army officers except the doctors and members of the hospital corps Is. no doubt, a precaution against arousing .Mexi. an ire by a display of armed force, since such a display would Im peril the lives of those whom the Bu ford Is sent to save. But the Mexican frenzy may reach such a pitch that reath to Americans might be certain without intervention and armed force night at lenst save some. ritlRTKKN OVSt E5 TO THE POI ND. In many respect the laws of the State of New York give greater pro tection to the poor and the weak than those of any other commonwealth In the country, not even excepting those of the stat- recently admitted, where what might be called the "new thought" innovation, such as the in itiative, referendum and recall, have been introduced. Yet robbing of the poor In the great cities of that state by short weights and dishonest meas ures has gone to greater extreme than In any other section of our country, for. while other sections have long since discarded the dry-measure method of veiling fruits and vege tables. New Tork still clings to It. The purchaser of a "small measure." peck or lialf bushel of produce does not know within perhtps 50 per cent of what he- is g.-tting. the "heaping measure" provided by law being a flexible term dependent entirely upon the conscience of the seller. Many of lis remember that in Port land ear- ago our two-pound rolls of butter were of such weight as the packer:- decided to make, and the number of ounces varied during the rar. growing less as the price grew greater. Many of these roll supposed to contain two pound were sold In Portland when they weighed a half pound less. We regulated such mat ters. In time, and now the buyer gets what he pavs for. and always knows that he L- getting It. But In many of the Eastern states the old and unfair customs Mill exist, the purveyors -till continue to rob the buyers, and the smaller the buyer the greater the per centage of that robbery. But the great State of New Tork. through its lawmakers, is about to call a halt on these robberies, for a bill was passed last Winter, to go Into effect June I of next year, which fixes a m ale of weights and measures along modern and sensible lines. It makes it easy for the buyer to understand wlval he ought to get for a pound, a quart nr a bushel and expensive to the seller if such buer does not get all that Is coming to him. Here will lie the greatest slaughter of light weight and false mearure ever known, for after that date everything that can be stamped or labeled with its "weight or measure must be ! stamped or labeled. Even butter, which It was found was often sold in "pound" packages which weighed only thirteen ounces, trust be plainly stamped with its actual weight. Our Oregon apple going Into the New York market will have to have the exait capacity of the box stamped upon it. fanned goods, bottled goods, pickles, preserves and Jams must ell have the weight marked plainly upon the container. For any Infraction of the la there is a heavy penalty and a quick source of relief for the one Im posed upon. When this new law goes into effect It will go a long way In compelling other state to follow it up with simi lar laws of their own. for New Tork reaches out for Its supplies to every oection of the country', to nearly every community. Every' factory putting up any sort of food, canned, bottled, boxed or barreled, will presently be compelled to state In plain languaje on the container the exact weight or measure. Such methods will be of benefit to all honest dealers and manufacturers. Only the knaves will suffer. In the Investigations made In New York City by the legislative committee it was found that the cheating of the poor, who buy In very small quantities, wood by the S cents' worth, coal by the bucketful, potatoes and other vege tables often by the cent's worth, suf fer under the present laws a system of robberies amounting to over 50 per cent, the comparison being with the larger sales made to the well-to-do and wealthy. t'nder the new laws the greatest reform w-lll come through the enforced selling of many commodities by the pound, which are now sold by meas ure. Potatoes and other vegetables, apples and other fruit, when 'doled out In small quantities, must be sold by the pound. The poor man's "ton" of coal, a bucketful, will be a memory, and the "ton" of ice. a nickel's worth, will be pleasurably forgotten. A HISTORIC PARAI.LM, So much British Indignation has been expressed at the reflection cast upon British maritime regulations by the Senate Inquiring Into the Titanic disaster, that our British friends need to be reminded of a little history. They have all heard of the "Pllmsoll mark" on Brillsh vessels the line above which vessels must not be load ed but they have not all heard its history. Samuel Pllmsoll was an English member of Parliament, who for years struggled to prevent ships from being overloaded or from being sent to sea when not aeaworthy. He finally. In 1T. induced the Disraeli adminis tration to take up his bill establishing the load line and to make It a govern ment measure. But the British cab inet submits to every session of Parli ament more bills than can be passed, and as the session draws to a close, announces that it will drop certain bills. This Is called "the slaughter of the Innocents." PllmsoU's bill was among the Innocents picked for slaughter In 1876. but the announce ment was no sooner made In the House of Commons than PllmsoU's anger boiled beyond control. He ac cused the government of callous in difference to the lives of sailors, cursed and stormed and shed tears of rage. He Ignored all efforts of the Speaker to stem his torrent of Invective and finally w-as "named" an awful but mysterious penalty and suspended. The next morning almoet every newspaper excused PllmsoU's outburst and denounced the government for proposing to slaughter his bill. Meet ings were held In many cities to de mand that the bill be passed. Pllmsoll apologized, but he won a victory, for the government yielded, .retrieved his bill from among the doomed inno cent and secured its passage. Thus the Pllmsoll mark became law. This law has been strengthened by. subse quent enactments, but It was the fruit of PllmsoU's work. An outburst of rage from Pllmsoll was necessary to -compel the British government to protect sailors lives from being endangered by the over loading of vessels. A Titanic disaster and a Senate inquiry seem necessary to compel that government to require adequate life-saving apparatus on pas senger vessels. The British love to dwell on the influence of corporations In the American Congress. Like Pharisees they exclaim: "We are not a other nations are, nor even as the Americans." They need to be re minded that their shipowners wield a potent Influence in blocking bene ficial legislation by their Parliament. Their anger 1s due to the merciless exposure of this fact by the Senate committee. Their vanity Is hurt. ASU KTIl.t. THE WONDER CROWS. By the time we get through with all of the tales of the sea that are told In connection with the wreck of the Titanic, we will not know what to believe. Over and above all of the pitiful, tragical, shocking fact of the wreck Itself stands boldly out a hor ror that "thicks man's blood with cold." As time goes on. however, wonder grown that inasmuch as the fact that the ship did not carry lifeboats suf ficient to take off more than a third of those on board, prompt measures were not taken to build of the Im mense stock of furniture and wood work on the ship, rafts that would have kept those whom the lifeboats could not take afloat until succor came. As far as reports have been given to the world no energy or Ingenuity was displayed and not a hand was lifted in thl direction. Were Captain Smith and his officers paralysed by the calamity that over took their magnificent ship? Or did they, until the vessel farted amidships, fling to the belief that she was liter ally unslnkablc? There waa a force of carpenters on board and a well-equipped carpenter's shop, presumably ready to meet any emergency of repair or construction that might arise. In the four hours that Intervened between the impact with the Iceberg and the final plunge that gave to the icy waters 1600 shrieking human beings, a consider able fleet of life rafts could have been Improvised, enough probably, had the available material for such construc tion been promptly utilized for that purpose and all available hands called tc the work, to have given the greater number of those who were left with out succor a floating chance for their lives. That no attempt was made to do this is the greatest wonder that attaches to this stupendotis shipwreck. It is. Indeed, almost incredible that a thousand able-hodied men made no effort beyond putting on life preser vers to float themselves until help, which they knew was responding to the ship's frenzied call, could reach them. Such helplessness would be ac. countable in women and children, but for men possessed of physical strength sufficient to meet the emergency by turning the wood work and the furn iture of the sinking ship into rafts, to go down without making an effort to save themselves by the work of their hands Is astonishing, to say the least. Contemplation of this amazing phase of the wreck of the Titanic forces the unwilling conclusion that Captain Smith did not measure up to the awfur re'ponslbi:ity of the sea man who puts to sea in charge of a magnificent ship earning more than two thousand human beings. Other wise, while some of his officer were directing the lowering of the lifeboaLs the carpenter's crew, assisted by as have worked to advantage, would have had a fleet of life-rafts ready to launch by the time the last lifeboat cleared the ship. "Why this was not done why no attempt was made to do it will ever remain a mystery. ROICH BIT SAIA'TARY. "Fanatics." wc are wont to call the Dowieites who maintain the commu nity as organized by tho deceased prophet of Zion City, a suburb of Chi cago; but we must say for them that they believe In the enforcement of aw. promptly, efficaciously and with out quibble. They have, for example, a law which applies to their municipal ity w hlch prohibits smoking within its limits. Thla law meana exactly what it says, as should all law, municipal and state. Its meaning Is not In the least obscure and the municipality known as "Zion City" is clearly within Its rights In enacting this law and In enforcing it when an attempt is made to violate it. Hence very properly two traveling men, thinking to teet It. perhaps, got all thev went for when they allshted from tne train In Zion City, smoking cigars. With the nonchalance charac teristic of the smoker who proceeds upon the hypothesis that he has a vested right and unimpeachable title to the air that encircles the earth, these travelers puffed away at their cigars: but not for long. They were surrounded bS' several hundred citi zens of Zion. and In their midst dragged through the streets to the police station, their captors singing lustily, "We're marching onward to Zion." Two points stand boldly out In this eecital. One is that these people are In earnest and that they possess tho courage of their convictions: the other, that they' make laws to be en forced, not violated. Upon both of these points they may be acclaimed as good citizen. The world is wide, and most of It is given up unreservedly to tobacco smokers. Here is a little corner, so to speak, where smoking is Interdicted. Men who Invade this place, puffing cigars In violation of law, deserve to be dealt with harshly as harshly as is necessary, not only to punish them for setting up their Individual wish and appetite against :he expressed will of the community, but to warn other men similarly dis posed that the law against smoking in Zion City was not made to be broken. . Similar procedure in our own city would put a sudden and permanent stop to spitting in public places an act directly forbidden by an ordinance passed In response to the demand of health, cleanliness, and a decent re gard for appenranees. yet openly and flagrantly violated both by sufferers from catarrh or tuberculosis and rhewers of tobacco. Clearly the law that makes a man responsible crea ture should hold him responsible. Otherwise It has no more salutary ef fect than has the babble of children st their play. THE BAILAIS. The visit of Abdul Baha to the United States will attract much attention to the principles of Bahalsm, of which he Is the foremost living representa tive. Tt is hardly correct to speak of the Bahat as a sect, since their faith alms rather to unite all religions In one harmonious bond than to Increase the differences already existing. They promulgate no doctrines which are really new. On the contrary, they have selected from the great faiths of the world those tenets which appear to be fundamental and universal and by molding them Into a body of belief have formed a creed which they hope that all sects can adopt without aban doning their present connections. A person can become a Bahal and at the same time remain a Christian. Jew or Mohammedan if he likes. The raith is spreading rapidly in the Orient. Many Buddhists have found It to be the iogical development of their own beliefs. The followers of Mohammed are becoming Bahais in many parts of the world. The new faith has numer ous followers in the great European cities, and there is hardly a town of any considerable size in the United States which has not a congregation. The most flourishing center of the faith in this country seems to be Chi cago, where a temple is in process of erection. Abdul Baha is regarded as a prophet by hi followers. He re ceives revelations from on high which are communicated to the world In the form of "tablets." and these are dis tributed wherever there are Bahais and perused with profound reverence. According to the faith of these devout and enlightened people, there have been a great many representatives of the deity upon earth first and last. Among these they include Jesus, Mo hammed. Buddha. Confucius and many other great religious geniuses. The Bab. a Persian reformer, who founded the new faith, was not supposed by his followers to supplant any of the for mer "Messiahs." He merely gave to mankind a new and fresh version of their teachings. It is believed by the Bahais that revelatlo'ns, like other hu man institutions, wear out in the course f time. They gradually lose their power and significance, and it then becomes necessary for a new prophet to appear. In conformity with this principle the Bab was an insplredl representative of the deity and his authority has in some degree descended to Abdul Baha through Baha Ulla. who preceded him. Although the new religion teaches nothing but peace and unity, it has been subjected to the most dire per secution. Hundreds of the Bahalsts have been massacred Jn the East by fanatical Mohammedans. Abdul Baha himself was Imprisoned by the Turks for many years. It is only recently that he has become a free man. with liberty to travel 'to foreign countries and preach his doctrines without re strictions. While he remained a pris oner of the Turks at Acca he was vis ited yearly by thousands of the faith ful, who brought home with them marvelous accounts of his dignity, wis dom and Inspired teachings. The tab lets which he delivered to pilgrims were cherished like tokens "from heaven and passed from hand to hand with pious assiduity in order that as many as possible might share In the direct teaching of the head of the faith. Just now the Insistence of the Bahais Is upon certain social doctrines. The expression of their religious prin ciples relates profoundly to the better ment of the conditions of mankind. Abdul Baha in his addresses at New York Insisted that the civilization of the world suffers from the disease of materialism. "The crafts have been perfected and natural science estab lished." he said, "but the civilization of the spirit has been left behind. To day." he continued, "the body politic needs the oneness of the world and universal peace. No matter how far material civilization advances. It can not be conducive to great end. We must strike with all our powers for spiritual ends. My request of you is that you put forward your efforts to bring about the peace and unity of all men." With the Bahais universal peace is not merely a formula of lan guage to be reverenced in talk and forgotten In action. It is one of their fundamental tenets. No Bahal would enlist In the army of his own accord, nor would any leader of the faith ever be found praying the Almighty to give victory to either side In a battle. Not only do they condemn war, but they are invincibly opposed to religious strife. The Bahais do not seek to make proselytes In the ordinary sense. Their effort is to propagate their doctrines within the various religious bodies, hoping thus to Inform all of them with' the new truth and harm none of them. Should their dreams ever come true, every religious . person In the world, no matter with what denomina tional title he may label himself, will be a Bahai. They Insist almost as strenuously upon' education as upon peace and unity. According to Bahal principles, every child Is entitled to as good an education as the world can give him, and no child is entitled to a better education than any other. They have plans already In operation whereby all young persons of the faith will be educated in practical as well as cultural studies. - Foremost among the practical studies they place social economics. Their doctrines In this field do not differ at all from those of Jesus, but they are thrown Into mod ern form and wrought Into the daily practice of the congregations. No re ligious movement of recent times is nearly so significant as that of Baha lsm. It aims with perfect frankness at the conquest of the entire world and is quietly but persistently and successfully carrying out measures to accomplish the task. ROBERT BROWMXO. Unlike most of the poets Robert Browning was educated 'for the voca tion he actually followed and not for some other. His father was a dis- Lsenter of comfortable fortune who had the ability to indulge the inclina tions of his gifted son and, contrary to the rule commonly followed by fathers, he had also the Inclination. So- from hi, earliest boyhood Robert dreamed in peace of writing Immortal verse and soon began to make his dreams come true. By the time he was 12 years old he had a .volume of poems ready for the press but. as one might have expected, he did not find a publisher. The dissenting opinions of the Brownings excluded Robert from the English universities and he was educated at home, but very like ly he lost nothing by that. Univer sities exist to train ordinary persons for the ordinary courses of life. They are no places for poets and novelists. No doubt it was really a piece of good fortune for Shelley when he was ex pelled from Oxford. Universities have marred many a genius but it is not on record that they have ever helped any a great deal. Browning, by a course of indiscriminate reading became a variously cultivated man and travel gave him what he could not obtain from books. He seems to have escaped all nar rowness. In his verse we find none of the preoccupation with physical sci ence which Is so marked in Tenny son. Browning appreciated science but in his mind it raised no disturb ance of fundamental beliefs. He re tained his faith In a personal God at a time when many of his ablest con temporaries saw nothing but blind force or purposeless law behind phe nomena. In the days when material things had gained almost complete mastery of the intellectual world's in terest Brow ning was as much engaged with the affairs of the soul a- if he had dwelt in Dante's Italy. His spirit was a great deal more medieval than modern, though he could think as scientifically as Herbert Spencer him self. In many of Browning's poems there is an evident clash between his medieval preferences and the modern logic from which he could not escape and this conflict accounts for some of the obscurities which perplex his readers. When the sympathies of St. Thomas Aquinas exist in a man's brain side by side with the reasoning pro cesses of Huxley there must arise something of a clash between them. Such an lnharmony is visible in a great deal of Browning's work. Browning shows his originality more 1 in the tenacity with which he clings ! to antique beliefs than in any other I way. The pervading theme of hte poetry is the frustration of earthy pur poses and the belief that all will be made right in another world. This I a very old article of faith and in Browning's day It was sadly out of fashion. Still he never let it go. The up-to-date reformer agrees with Browning that most earthly plans are frustrated and life more often than not a trageds" but he does not look to another world for the remedy. The agnostic holds that for what is past and gone there Is ro remedy. The broken lives of yesterday and the day before will never be mended. The most he looks for Is some rearrangement of earthly affairs which will prevent lives being broken and wasted in the future. Browning proposed no remedy so far as this world is concerned, but he taught that In the next world all would be made right and Justice done for every wrong, no matter how ancient It might be. If h- had only been able to prove that his future world was a reality little Vault could have been found with his philosophy of life. But to Browning proof was the last and least of all mental requirements. He established his doctrines by Intui tion. He felt that they were true and therefore they must be true. Those who could not experience his intuitions must take lils conclusions at second hand. In this again Browning ex hibited the medieval quality of his mind. For the modern man Intuition Is not a very trustworthy source of knowledge. He believes what he- can rrove,' not w hat he happens to feel ought to be true. He is inclined to subject every article of faith to objec tive tests and cherish none which fail to Jibe with the universe of experience and fact. Browning made up his creed without much reference to what actually goes on In the material world. The difficulties which make it Impossi ble for many devout men to believe In a personal God scarcely troubled him and he accepted the ancient theologi cal machinery without any essential modification. But he had his own rules of ethics. To Browning the chief end of man was action. Whoever contended "to the uttermost for his life's set prize, be it what It will," won Browning's ap proval. The ordinary notions cf right and wrong did not mean a great deal to him. He was much of Carlyle's opinion that might makes right and that the success of a project is the v.t r ! athla The crood God who rules the world could not posslbly permlt anything to succeed which was fundamentally wron. ' Carlylo and I Browning were almost the last writers ' of the highest rank to preach this doc trine. Of course, it amounts to noth ing more or less than Pope's "What ever is, is right" and the shallow op timism which Voltaire ridiculed in C'andide. But Browning's genius gives it an air of profundity and makes it seem almost credible. We have dwelt upon his philosophical side at some length because it is the most import ant side of his thought. He was phil osophical and metaphysical to the bot tom of his soul. But this should not cause us to forget that he was at the same time a great poet. Browning rose to his highest flights in the dra matic monologues. Such poems as Andrea Del Sarto, Bishop Blougram's Apology and Paracelsus sh3W his genuius at its best. His lyrics are so overweighted with thought that they tend sometimes to become chaotic, but many of them are exquisitely beautiful though the form is some times unpolished. It is usually agreed that Browning's greatest poem is The Ring and the Book, but it is not the one which is. most read or which ex hibits his genius ii. its most attractive aspect. COMMERCIAL CM B "Jl'NKETS." The "Junket" Just concluded under the auspices of the Portland Commer cial Club was. like all former affairs of the kind, a pronounced success. Just how many excursion parties the Commercial Club has sent out during the last three or four years we are unable to state: but it Is sure that each one has accomplished more than its promoters anticipated. At nf thped rtarrfea were oreanized and conducted merely as get-together j trips, to have the Portland people get in touch with the people of the out lying .communities, to' bring about closer relations between our mer chants and their customers In the vari ous sections of the state and our con tiguous territory in Washington. But these "Junkets" have developed until they are looked upon by the communities visited as of the utmost importance in advertising and build ing up their sections, as prime factors not only Tor closer relations but for a solidarity of effort which could in no other way be accomplished. Each succeeding excursion seems to accent uate these Ideas, seems to accomplish more than Its predecessors. The members of the Commercial Club, numbering the majority a very large majority of the best and most progressive business men of Portland, have given a large amount of money and much valuable time to make these trips protltable and they stand ready and willing to do even more in the . . cn Idlrinv the nasi successes IUIUICi . " ' . . -' " I as harbingers of still more important I affairs to come, along the same lines, we are safe In saying mat tne coming season will witness a periol of closer relations and a more active unity of effort between the people of Portland and the citizens of the various com munities in our tributary territory than ever before. And for this state of affairs all of the people of such territory owe a debt of gratitude to the Portland Commercial Club. Next week an excursion will be made to The Dalles. A large number of our people will undoubtedly take advantage of the opportunity to be come better acquainted with our neighbors of that beautiful and pros perous city, and to show them that we not onl' take pride in the prog ress they are making, but that we wish to lend our aid toward their more rapid development in the future. CLEARING AWAY THE BTVMPS. The charpitting system of getting rid of the stumps on our cut-over lands has, like the road to knowledge, no short cuts. By that we mean that Its success does not depend upon any theoretical basis: a certain amount of well directed labor will bring a cer tain amount of results. As in the case of education, the student must get the knowledge into his ow-n head before he makes a success. He cannot take It second-hand. No amount of theo retical instruction will make a land clearer proficient. He must have the know-how and the has-done back of him. You can find hundreds of people in the Northwest who will tell you that the charpitting system is a rank fail ure, both as to cost and results; you can find perhaps a dozen or so who know It is one of the best adjuncts toward land-clearing that was ever practiced. These latter know they are right because they have done the work and know the, cost and the re sults; the others have merely tried to do the work but they also know the cost! They thought they knew, still think they know, but they did not and do" not. They do not even understand the rudimentary principles of char pitting. If they did know even that much they would not speak of char pitting as a method of clearing land, as the most of them do. Charpitting Is a method or system for burning out the stumps on cut-over land, but that is only one of three or four things necessary In clearing land. It Is the most expensive, as It is the most Important part of the work. But the getting rid of the small stumps, grubbing the brush, firing, leveling and plowing these are all expensive. Did you ever hear of anybody in this latitude cutting wheat in Jan uary? That is Just as good a season of the year for harvesting wheat as it is for stump-burning every bit as good. The farmer sows his wheat late in the Fall or in the early Spring, ac cording to his fancy, the condition of the soil or the variety to be sown. When the wheat is ripe he harvests it, along In the Summer or early Autumn. If the charpltter is wise, if he is onto the Job a.t all, he will prepare his stumps when the ground is soft In the Wintor and set the fires after the wood has thoroughly dried out in the late Spring or early Summer. After he sets the fires he will watch them. Just as somebody must watch the fire In a furnace or under a boiler. And he must not only watch them he must know how to keep the fire burning as It ought to burn, eating Into the wood and down into the roots, never faltering or falling until the stump and roots have been destroyed. That, say the hundreds, cannot be done the fire will not totally destroy the stump, nor will It follow the roots and eat them out. But the dozen who have the know-how- not only say that It will do this they will take you over the ground where thousands of stumps have thus been gotten rid of. One of the great expenses of land clearing Is the burning of the old tree trunks, brush and smaller roots. When all of this sort of stuff is taken from, say an acre of ground, and placed In a pile it will be a heap as large as two or three ordinary haystacks. But so to pile it is expensive; the proper way is to take the fire to the wood in place of taking the wood to the fire.- So in place of one fire there should be a dozen, perhaps twenty, likely more. Anyhow enough so that the labor of moving the material would be reduced to the minimum. If the landclearer has been wise he has used considerable powder in cracking logs before firing. A log ly ing on the ground by Itself will not burn unless covered with flamable ma terial. But if It is cracked open and a fire started in the crack it will burn entirely up provided the pieces are thrown together occasionally as the fire advances. One of the difficulties of the clearers at present is the lack of a stump puller for the pulling of the small stumps, roots and brush. The machine driven by horse power is too slow, too diffi cult to move, too hard on the horses (as they must step over the cable in their circuit) and too light. The great need of the landclearer is a puller driven by electric power or gasoline, self-movable, with a capacity of some where up to 75 horsepower, a speed on the cables up to 500 feet per minute and yet it must not be too heavy. When such a machine is perfected, and men will go at land-clearing as If it were something like a trade that had to be learned, and will then go to school, so to speak, to those who un derstand the charpitting and the fir-ing--then we will take a long step for ward toward attracting agricultural settlers. It is a fact beyond all dispute that near to Portland we have hundreds of thousands of acres of stump land lying useless, vacant, an eyesore to ever' beholder; and yet it is as good agricultural land as the sun ever shone upon. Is it not worth' while that we should learn how to clear it? The request made at the Dallas meeting, that Governor West appoint a committee "to look into all phases and plans broached for the consoli dation of the University of Oregon and the Oregon Agricultural College," should not be understood as an in dorsement of consolidation. It is very plain that the participants in the meeting did not intend, offhand, to urge that the two institutions be com bined. The movement is one designed to obtain information. The Governor is asked to appoint a committee to in vestigate. Consolidation is under more or less discussion and those who oppose consolidation and are confi dent of the soundness of their views no doubt welcome an investigation by an unbiased committee. This body will report on the feasibility and practicability, of each plan broached. The report may favor some one plan. It may oppose .-11. As there is pros pect that an initiative measure pro viding for consolidation will be pre sented in November it is highly proper that the voters should have authentic information that only such a com mission can give. We have no more ground for object ing to an investment of Japanese cap ital at Magdalena Bay than we have for objecting to investments of British and German capital in other parts of Mexico. But we have Just as much cause for objecting to a cession or lease of Mexican territory to the Japanese as to any other foreign government. The Monroe Doctrine applies with as much force to Japan as to any European monarchy. If the Japanese enterprise at Magdalena Bay is a mere cloak for a Japanese coaling or naval station, we should, and no doubt shall, state our objections in unmistakable terms. If the animals in the City Park con stitute a nuisance they should be placed somewhere else. Since the park exists for the public good. It should harbor no objects which are Injurious. The animals are mildly amusing to some visitors and -tepidly instructive to the young, but to sur rounding residents they appear to be extremely offensive. Removed to some other quarter, they might retain all their amusing and Instructive attri butes and be far less of a nuisance. The St. Helens should be the first of a line of several steamships between Portland and Alaska. This port is able to supply the northern territory or. equal terms with any other port, and only preoccupation with the field nearer home has prevented our taking a share of the trade. The fact that whole flotillas of other ships were in the ice fields at the time of the Titanic wreck indicates very clearly that there was something criminally wrong in the operation of that luckless craft. All the others, it seems, slowed down and escaped. It can never De charged that we are other than a peace-loving people, when we content ourselves with send ing a hospital transport to bring our maimed and outraged citizens away from the West Coast of Mexico. It seems a shame to put Seattle's grafting Police Chief in the pen. If the adage Is really true that it takes a thief to catch a thief Wappenstein ought to be a valuable man for police work. Sweden has barred Mormons from her public schools and Colorado Mor mons have retaliated by excluding Swedish children from their schools. About time for Mr. Hobson to predict war. How filled with uncertainties is life! Contrast the happy homecoming planned a week ago with the realiza tion found in the pending arrival of the morgue ship at Halifax. It is as hard to get an American bank-wrecker out of Canada as to get him to the penitentiary after we have brought him back and tried him. Lew Whitlock has proved conclu sively that Mrs. Bellaire's objections to him as a son-in-law were well founded. While "Wappy" is serving those years in prison, he will think his for tune was not so easily gained after all. Not to be behind cities of less im portance, McMinnville will do a let of hard-surface paving this year. President Taft has come out at last as an active supporter of Teddy for President of the Ananias Club. There would be small sorrow if an epidemic of mumps were to break out in the German band. Scraps and Jingles Leone Cans Baer. Maxim for this month: "Spades are trumps." The really proper term for bachelor buttons Is ranunculus, so botanies assert. Ten millions of the dainty little but tons Each field and greening hillside girt. But, ain't it queer, the darned old laun dry Tears all the ranunculus oft my shirts! a a a Always put off till tomorrow the duu that comes dunning today. a Matrimonial garden hints: Enterpris ing parents should set out their young off-shoots for' grafting with young sprigs, taking care to select older branches. Wall flowers should be got rid of. a a a Definition of a "broth of a boy": Thl soup course at a cannibal dinner, a a Wouldnf you say that a Coroner's fee was a dead swindle? a a a Application of old saying "I should just like to pay you off" what Uncle Sam said of the National debt. a a a I. Just a wife whose name, Tho' loved, was all unknown to famt Until that awful morn. Born of fierce and sudden fear. Has made it loved and held as dear As any woman great has borne. II. That one moment set it fair Upon the records high and fair. That glorify our age. No longer young, but tender, fond. To loyal loving could respond. Who her heart can gauge? nr. What more have history's heroines don Or what with nobler purpose won The laurel wreath of fame "Clasping husband, she was lost to sight": Yet on the scroll immortal let us write Her gentle name. a a a Appropriately a girl from Tennessee won one of the cups In a big tennis tournament. a a a "Too funny for words" description of motion-picture comedy. a a a The toast of the cafeteria: "Pot luck." a a P. S. Also of the toper. a a a Light example of "burning words" making a blaze in the kitchen stove with the morning paper. a a a Lenore writes to ask where she can get "Jewel's Apology." I dunno, unless of a dealer in paste diamonds. a a a O. what is this faint odor that I smell. It is familiar, I am sure I know it well! Memories of days agone It brings again. Trooping past my heart's door, bring ing pain, Is It a bit of lilac, plucked that other day? Or mem'ries sweet of fields o' new mown hay? Or is it. ah the perfume lingers yet Of that rose-laden June I cant' forget. When all unwillingly I my love con fessed And Ho caught me and my roses to his breast. No, 'tis not that, but I've known it, yes, these many years. Its subtle strength will soon bring tears. What is that scent? I'm sure I know It Just as you know I am not a poet. Ah-ha, I have it, memories are laid flat. It's the gasoline with which I cleaned my hat. a a Just noticed in a physical magazine, for women, an article labeled "Looking Backwards." Now, of all fool exercises, doesn't that seem the mildest? a a a Motto for vode villains: "Sketch as sketch can." a a a To find the value of a friend, ask him to contribute to your pet charity. To find the value of time, travel on a Depot and Jefferson streetcar. To find the value of patience, con sult a railroad time table. a a a Hard Unea to My Landlord. I. Who demands rents so awfully high You might as well the blamed place buy. Who says the rooms are nice and dry? Apartment landlords. II. Whose plans for keeping me cause tears? Who at my slightest request jeers? And kicks when I'm ten cents in arrears? Same old geek. III. Who till he gets me is so nice. And says the place is free from mice. And when I've moved, brings up th price? My dear landlord. IV. What's this, a dun? nice howdy-do. Brief lines to say my rent is due. Who'se always "doing unto you"? The man you rent from. a a Right Back at You By the Landlord. I. Who chewed away about the rent. And settled it but when coin I'd spent In columns of advertisement? My renters. II. Who howl for all sorts of repairs, Of celling, plumbing, walls and stairs, And cook up "sanitary" scares? Same folks. HI. Who wails for kalsomine and paint. And every day make some complaint. Who make my soul grow sick and faint? My tenants. IV. What's this, a note? At it I'll peer. Ah the electric push bells' out of gear. Unless It's fixed they'll move I fear. Oh, you renters! A Bla; Rational Task. Life. Brisks I see they have brought it up against Crawlson that he used to work for the Standard Oil Company. Griggs How absurd. As if every true and patriotic American citizen were not doing the same thing. An F.plsode In Ilish Finance. Exchange. Blobbs Here comes Easymark, the Human Banana. ssiobbs Why do you call him that? Blobbs He's so easily skinned. Tbe Advice and the Medicine. Philadelphia Record. Wlgg The doctor told him to avoid rich things. Wat'S And yet he persists in falling in love with every heiress he meets.