it TITE SUNDAY OREGONTAN, PORTLAND, JANUARY 21, 1913. xflOKT JTOKffiS1 OI BTRICHAEB JPIIIABSLE ff f V wmss WHEN the presidents and directors of the five banks in Montrose saw that the country was in for a panic In the latter part of 1987 and the Wall street money kings were tying up all the available rash In sight, they did what prudent bankers should do. First each bank examined Its condition took a financial Inventory, so to speak. Then the heads of the five institutions ronferred. As a result of that confer ence a meeting was railed at which all the depositors of any prominence In the town were asked to be present on Pun day afternoon In the town hall. Mr. Forbes, president of the First National, acted as chairman. Without any frills ho plunired right into his subject. So far as Montrose was con erned. be said, there was no cause for alarm if the business men would be pa tient and a bit self-sacrificing There was coins to be a very severe financial storm, one that would try the souls of men and test the resources of old and worthy Institutions. But If the people acted on that (food old policy of all for one. and one for all. the sklea would rlesr In due time. Every bank In Montrose, he said, was solvent. Of course, there waa not a tank, in the city that would not fall If every depositor demanded his money. Ranks could not do business If they kept enough money on hand to pay all depositors in full any time they desired the money. Banks bad to keep money employed. They advanced money on murtjairco: they discounted notes; they made loans: they stimulated business in a hundred different ways. If the banks foreclosed all the mortgages, railed all loans they held and withdrew credit from those they liad been assist- ' f ' r - Ins;. It wonld bring distress to many persons Just aa It would bring: distress to the banks If all the depositors flocked In and demanded their money at one time. Me explained how each bank had pre pared a statement of Its condition; how they all determ'ned to stand together and how It now rested with the depos itors to do their part. In doing their part they would simply be safeguarding themselvee. Their part was this: They should first make an examination of the banks to verify the reports of the officers of these Institutions. If they found those reports satisfactory they should sign an agreement to draw from the banks only such money ae was ab solutely necessary to conduct their bus iness. They should economlxe in every way, shape and form until the panio subsided. If this was done, Montrose would have reason to be proud of Its banks and Its merchants. If It was not done, there waa danger of disaster. This was pretty straight talk. The doors were locked and no outsider heard what Mr. Forbes had to say. When he finished, the depositors, most of whom had a fair idea before; Mr. Forbes rot up what he waa going to say. consulted Informally and then de cided to appoint a committee to exam ine the statements of the five banks of the town. Then recess was taken un til 9 o'clock that night, so the commit tee might have opportunity to Inves tigate meantime At 9 P. M. the com mittee reported that everything was exactly as the banks had said. That being the case, the committee recom mended that the depositors sign an agreement by which one and all were 1 pledged In accordance with Mr. Forbes' suggestion. There was' a rush to sign. Men seemed eager for the honor of being first on the list. It was a time for all good men and true to show themselves. So they felt. All but John Svenson; he made no mad rush to get his name at the head or near the head of the list, or at the foot either. He did not like that business of having his money tied up In bank and having anybody tell him he should draw only Just so much. Svenson had a hardware establish ment. The cow men from 60 miles around patronized him. He had been In Montrose from the time It was only a .three-shanty town 10 years before and had grown and become rich with it Headstrong, obstinate, resentful of dic tation, he determined he would not algn. He was one of the largest de positors of the First National. Talk of panic, hard times, standing by one an other and such, made him over-suspicious. He had more to lose than al most any one else. When some one noticed that he made no move toward putting his name to the list and called attention to the fact Svenson announced In a loud voice that he did not believe too much In banks anyhow and he was going to get bis money or know the reason why. Some of his fellow merchants tried to argue witn mm. tui bvenson was not a per son to be changed by reasoning. He would have been pleased had Mr. Forbes, for whom he had great respect. stepped forward and flattered him a bit bout how much it would mean to the bank If he left his money on deposit. But Mr. Forbes was not that sort of man. He had made his plain statement and put the matter right up to the de positors; It was for them to decide. There was an ugly pause when Sven son, In defiant tone, announced that he would be on hand when the bank opened for business next morning, to draw out his money. Somebody moved to adjourn, and Mr. Forbes, after stat ing In a calm voice and with smiling face that there seemed to be one man who would not belong, declared the meeting adjourned. John Svenson. true to his word, walked Inside when the First National opened its doors next morning. He went to ths paying teller's window and pushed in a check. The teller examined the paper, carefully looked at Mr. Sven. son and asked: "Do you want It all?" "Yes. I want it all," the hardware man answered. The paying teller took the check to the cashier. The cashier went to the window and asked the Swede the same question, getting the same reply. Then the cashier took the cheek to Mr. Forbes. The president went to the pay ing teller's wicket and made the same Inquiry of Svenson. This time Svenson raised his voice a notch and replied as before. "All right; pay him," said the presi dent, and walked back to his room. The paying teller called several clerks and set them to work. Then he busied himself passing money to Mr. Svenson. First he pushed 12 sliver dollars out to the depositor. Then he pushed stack after stack of silver dollars through the wicket to Mr. Svenson so fast that Mr. Svenson had difficulty In arrang ing it on the ledge of the partition. Qne hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred, five hundred dollars in silver had been passed out to Svenson before the merchant made a protest. The paying teller paid no attention, but passed out more silver dollars. "Give me bills I don't want so much silver," said Svenson, angrily. But the teller only shoved more silver at htm. Some of the money fell to the floor and Mr. Svenson upset a few stacks with his elbow. Nothing makes a man more rat tled or confused than to upset money and at the same time make a fool of himself, especially If he accumulates a crowd in the doing of It and Mr. Sven son certainly did collect a crowd. Various depositors who had knowl edge of the fact that Svenson was go ing to draw his money assembled to see him do so, and appeared to enjoy his discomfiture. Svenson asked one of them, a friend of long standing, to help him with his money, but the man declined. Meanwhile the paying teller was still pushing out stacks of silver. The more money he got. the more rattled Mr. Svenson became. He was working harder than he had for years and was getting apoplectic Maybe this was why the friend who refused to assist him handle the silver consented to telephone to Svenson's store with or ders to bring a wagon and have three or four of the boys come along to help. When the wagon and the young men arrived a prayer of thanksgiving went up from John Svenson. Two of the young men acted as money carriers. while another was guardian of the wagon. In five minutes the wagon had a load. Before it returned Mr. Svenson was perspiring profusely so hard was the paying teller working "him. Three times that wagon made a trip between the bank and the store before John Svenson had all his money. He had drawn $26,612 from the First National Bank of Montrose, and he got every dollar of it In silver. When Svenson got to his store he had a problem to solve. The iron safe he used in his business would not accom modate this sliver flood. There seemed no place In which to safeguard his newly acquired hardware except the cellar, so he had it carried down there. Some of it was In boxes, some In kegs. He got it down in the cellar, but that did not ease his mind. To have $26,612 in your cellar when your cellar has a stairway leading to the street, and everybody in town knows you have that money and that it is in your cellar, and everybody in the county is going to know it within 48 hours and everybody in the United States is short of money and eager to get some, is enough to make even a headstrong, obstinate and resentful-of-dictatlon man like J. Svenson pause and wonder whether he is not getting a lit tle more trouble man he bargained for. One thing had to be done immediate ly, Mr. Svenson saw. That was to pad lock that cellar door, then nail it down, then spike it down and then pile all the Junk it would bear upon it. But even the securing of the outside cellar door was not sufficient. The treasure had to be guarded every minute. There was nobody more competent to guard that silver mine than was Mr. Svenson. So, getting a slxshooter and an ample sup ply of cartridges, he went into the cel lar and tried to make himself com fortable. It takes a real philosopher to enjoy himself in the cellar of a hardware store. All the philosophy allotted to the Svenson family had been disposed of before John Svenson was born. Or dinarily the hardware man had plenty to keep his hands, his feet and his mind busy in his business, so sitting in a chair In the cellar with his slxshooter In his lap was rather slow. The creak ing of the planks as the clerks moved about above, or as people came In and went out of the store began to Irritate him, especially as it appeared now and then that somebody was laughing laughing at his expense, probably. Being a man of steadfast purpose, however. Mr. Svenson did not budge until it began to grow dark in the cel lar. Then he went to the head of the stairs, called his chief clerk, gave in-i structlons to him to arrange for one i (Concluded on PSffe 4.) 6 Ad E'5rfcwDBLE5 in OLAflk. I.2DlLS The New Fable of the Lonesome Ride on the Sprinkler. -fvNE pleasant mourning the Chief of the Society for promoting the I V-e portatlon of Scotch Merchandise awoke after a Balloon Voyage which began Feet below Sea Level In Rathskeller and finished 2000 feet above the Altitude recorded by Lincoln Feachey. the Man-Bird. When he Came To he discovered that tie Pillow had climbed over on top of him and was trying to work the Half Nelson, while a large Pile-Driver, of the kind used along the Water Front, was beating a rhythmical Tattoo on his ten der Bean. He had a Temperature of 1I and his Ears were hanging down. Also, during the Period of I'omi some one had ex tracted the Eyes and substituted two hot Door-Knoba. Furthermore, hi Pining Room Floor was covered with a Pl'ish Rug. After he had decanted a miniature Niagara on to the smoking Coppers and removed his Collar and cautiously picked up from the Floor his flick-Pin and the Watch and the Remnant of th Check cashed at P. M , he felt his way over to the Window and denounced In unmeasured Terms an Knrllsh Sparrow that had perched on the Sill, merely to annoy mm. In a little while he remembered that he was a Resident of the Planet known as Earth. Snun after that his Name came back to him and then he recalled his Boyhood and the Fact that when he psssed the Parsonage the Presby terian Minister would ask him to pick some of the I. Uses and Snowballs and take them home to his Sister Alice. From that Point he groped through his Life History up to the Twilight on which the Regulars had arranged a Send-Off for Old Buck, who was pulling out for Seattle. In order to help Buck to remember them as True Friends, they had covertly planned to get him Stewed to the Kve-Bslls and then ship him on to Ms new Home, spread out in .Stateroom E. with long-stemaied Rosea Laid acrosa the Remaiaa, Tills form of , homicidal Gayety I perpetrated under the name of American Hospitality. Our Hero remembered the polite Get away on the Low Speed with everybody Respectable, after which the Fountains started to gush and Walters began to come up out of the Ground bearing Fairy Gifts of a Liquid Variety. Some what later in the Evening he found himself balanced on one Toe on a swiftly-moving Cloud, announcing to the Stars of Night that he was a True Spore In other words, he realized, as he sat humped over In the Morris Chair, hold ing on to the Head, lest it should fall off and roll across the Floor, that he had been Snooted for Fair, Plastered, ill II I H Mil i l! 1 fl''!li!''V'!!,,:H. ., ; . i : ii i it ii it ii m it i .1 ii 1 1 ii i iin i 1 1 li ii ! I it i d i ill 1 4 I ii! - IV !i I'll I riiii'i'iiihiiii'iiiii'ni!' ;'.7a i 1 1 i i (iOMKTIVK UK OI'I.D STOP OX A fOH.VFB AM LOOK AM. ABOUT HIM AAD IP AT THK Bl ILDIM.S ANO WOMJKR IK TUB TOWS HAD ALWAYS BEE. AS QUET. Ossified, Bensoated, Piped, Pickled. Spiffllcated," Corned, Raddled, Obfus cated, Soused and Ory-Eyed. Six hours before, he had stood on a Table and declared for the Brotherhood of Man and now he craved but one Companion and that was old Colonel R. E. Morse. Standing over In the Sunlight by the Minaow. wnere ne could see the Inno cent Shop-Glrls going blithely to their $4 a week, he lifted the trembling Right Mitt clear above his Head and then and there declared himself to be on the Cart until the great Celestial Bodies should skid In their Orbits and the Globe Itself dissolve into vapor. Just as he pronounced the Words, Nev-ER A-gen." he felt a great Flood of worthy Resolutions arising In his new Moral Nature. He would buy ; Winchester Automatic and devote th remainder of his wasted Life to shoot ing up Barkeeps. And when be died, the whole Estate would go to the W. C T. v. Just after he had double-strapped nimsen io tne wagon ana started up Seltzer Avenue he realized that an Im mediate Absinthe Krappe would be worth $15,000 to him. but . Instead of ordering one he resolved to write Doc Her a Letter advising him that while he was putting his Nlxey -Mark on that Green Magoo he should Include all oth er Colors bestowed upon the Essence of Tribulation. That afternoon the Survivors of the Midnight Massacre got together at a Club to compare Hang-Overs and find out what had happened after the Root fell In. Our Hero appeared Just as the Boy was getting ready to throw a Life Line. He was greeted with a ribald Shout and told to come running and Save Him self. The Moment had arrived for him to be a Man. Surrounded by Ice and Rquirters and Mixing Spoons and Orange Peel and Jiggera and Jaggers he drew himself together and made the Announcement. For a Moment they were stunned by the Impact and then every Son of Peoria leaned back and let out a Yowl, To think that a real up-to-date Fellow uid pull any of that Old Stuff! A puny Ainrtal trying to get a Toe-Hold on the Demon! They told him to forget It and quit his Spoofing and remove his Overshoes and ease a couple of GUIs into his Res ervoir and try to be a Human Being, however painful the Effort. iHe came back with a few Gems from tSa Family iledlclne Boole about the Effect of the Accursed Stuff on various Organs. He did not propose to feed himself anything that would cut the Varnish off of Wood-Work. The Hard Stuff had passed out of his Life. The Cackles "died away and were suc ceeded by looks of Blank Dismay. They saw that one whom they had long re garded as a reliable bench-working Union Lush had turned In his Card and deliberately made himself an Outcast. They saw him order Vichy and go to It as if It were a Beverage and then they tore up his Credentials and burned his Photograph and told him to go out into the snowy Streets and find a new Home. He sat back and pulled the Grim Smile which Savanarola wore when they piled the Fagots around him. He was a Martyr and proud of his Job, By the same Token, there is no Brand UiMWm I i i I fli limMM LL 11 HE HAD A TE.UPERATIRE OF 102 A AD HIS EARS WERE HANGING DOWN of Rectitude that grades so pure and spotless as that exhibited by the dis infected Dove who has not touched a Drop for nearly 24 hours. They saw him go home with a Maga zine under his Arm and then they sat around until all Hours, lapping it up: and progglng his Finish. They said he! never would last a Week and when he' Fell It would be Some Splash. They began to Issue dally Bulletins and watched the Case with much Anx iety because they really liked the Old Scout in spite of his Eccentricities. When they learned, at the End of a Week, that he had played Buttermilk to a Standstill all up and down the Quick Lunch Circuit and was at his Desk every Morning with his Face clean and a Flower in his Coat, they called a Meeting of the Vigilantes and decided that the Joke had been carried far enough. In the meantime. Our Hero harl learned two new kinds of Solitaire antj began to call around for a Dish of Tea, I with some distant Female Relatives j who had long supposed him dead. Along about the Cocktail Hour he, would find himself sitting first in one Chair and then in another, but he' Cashed big every Morning when he awoke and found that Henry Katzen- amrner was not sitting on the Foot- Board making Faces at him. Only, sometimes he would stop on a Corner and look all about him and up at the Buildings and wonder if the Town had always been as Quiet as at Present. After he had stuck for a Fortnight the desperate Envoys from the Indian. Camp went after him for Keeps. They held it in front of him and splashed it on his Clothes and begged him to step aboard with them and go right up to the 18th Floor. Probably If they had let him alone he would have come sneaking back Into the Reservation to watch the red Whirligigs and pick a few of those Night-Blooming Martinis, but when they tried to Stampede him, the old New England Stock asserted Itself, so he substituted Rivets Tor Straps. He is now the honored Associate of those who play Cribbage in their own. Homes and eat Apples before turning; in. But if you want to get a Line on his Real Character Just ask the Wet Brothers. They will tell you that he wasn't there with the Strength of Character, so he simply sank out of sight. MORAL: The Way of the Ex-Trans-. gressor Is Hard. GEORGE ADB. (.Copyright, 1912, by Geprge Ada.)