i THE SUNDAY OIZEGOXIAX, PORTLAND, JUNE 25. 1011. M E RICA a 5 The Daughters of Uncle Sam Who Preside Over the Mansions of His Official Representatives at the Capitals of the Nations of the World Are Fair to LooK Upon, and Their Wit Has Become the Envy of Those of Their Sex Wherever They Have Gone Just at Present the Nation's Official Women Are Largely of the Younger Set Among' Them Are Individuals Who Have Won Fame in Art and Literature. UNOFFICIALLY yet none the less actually In the ervice of the Uni ted States is a crop of clever American women. These women are the wives and daughters and sisters of the members of America's diplomatic corps abroad. Women of beauty and culture and wit. they have been in the beginning, and to these native advan tages they have added the experience of years spent at the courts of king's and In travel from embassy to em bassy and legation to legation the world around. Wherever they have irone tne owa sesame of the Govern ment which they have represented has given them access to the best that the a?" has to offer. 'Missionaries of American life" Is the term that has come to be applied to the .women of the diplomatic corps. L'n- auestlonully the appellation Is more fitting to the women of the corps than to the men. For the real measure of a aiven civilisation Is the home life of Its people, and the women folk portray that life more vividly than do the men. Fo while the men of the diplomatic corps are seeking to establish cordial relations from the political standpoint the American chatelaines of the lega tlons and embassies are giving object lessons in American life for all na tlons. Many of these women there are who have made no inconsiderable sacrifice In giving U their home ties and exil ing themselves from their native land for years and probably decades. In a way. they are recompensed for the sac rifice by the ptcturestiueness of the courc I'pon the native ability and In telligence of the American woman, sup plemented by her adaptability, this process builds character. Xhe becomes cosmopolitan. Her charms multiply, her horlson widens. She becomes the greatest of her kind. Meeting Emergencies. The lives of members of the diplo matic corps are largely social. Partic ularly Is this true of IU women folk. Yet occasions arise whiz dangers are to be faced, and where facing of them is a matter of life and death. In these emergencies also have the Amer ican women figured, and to their credit. A notable Incident of this sort occurred during the famous Boxer siege of Pe ktn. when the whites of the city, both American and European, were gathered In tlie American compound, threatened with death by the fanatics who were attempting to scale the walls and ea termlnate them. Mrs. K. C Conger, arlfe of the American Minister to Chins, was the heroine of the occasion. She was the most popular of all the for eigners with the masses of the Chinese themselves. While exerting her Influ ence in various channels to calm the babble of the city, she was never the less active in cheering the hearts of the staff ladles, comforting their children. nd diverting their minds from their ganger. While the rabble threatened eutslde. she arranged ail manner of en tertainment within the walla, and kept her charges In good cheer until rescue came. Mrs. Conger's record at that most delicate of posts for a woman was a remarkable one. She became close friends with the most difficult "grand o!4 woman." the empress dowager, who ruled this nation, which boasts one- Terse Tales From DIPLOMACT. AMBASSADOR JU3SERAXD. at one of his superb dinners at the French Embassy In Washington, said f diplomacy, according to The Star: "Diplomacy may be defined as a way out an easy, pleasant, honorable way out. "A young royalist duke, from a story current about him. Is well versed tn diplomacy. -This young man visited a million aire In Cannes during the l'.lvlera sea son, and his host's daughter was thrown at his head so much so, tn fact, that when he came to leave Cannes, his hostess took him aside and declared gravely: " H"e reported all over that yon are te marry C.'alre. I don't know what to say to people. "The duke smiled easily. "Oh. Just tell them. he said, that Claire refused me.' " TALKED IT OVER, WITH MCLE The originator of a widely-known probation system. Judge William J. Vollard. of a St- Louis Police Court, had a unique way of dealing out Jus tice to minor offenders, says the Bos ton Herald. A driver had been brought before Judge Pollard charged with cruelty to animals, ile had been driv ing a galled mule, bat he had an expert witness In a veterinarian who testified that the sore on the mules back did not pain the animal In the least. The Judge listened attentively to the long technical opinion and then de manded to know the mule's where abouts. He was Informed that It was harnessed to a wagon which stood on the street In front of the courthouse. The Judge then ordered that court be aJJourned for Ove minutes. He took his cane and proceeded to the street, went up to the mule and with the end of his cane gently touched the sore spot oa the almal's back. The mule promptly tried to kick the dash lilt I on ft fourth of the globe's population, with a rod of Iron. It was through this friendship that Mrs. Conger was show ered with gifts of the Far East and was often permitted to peep Into the mysteries of that famous Forbidden City, where the inner lives of the Chi nese royal families are lived. Conditions in China and the differ ence in social Ideas are probably more different from those of America-than In any other country, yet the differ ence In any of the nations abroad is suf ficient to make the post of these Amer ican women very difficult. At all these posts are the selected, fittest women of other nations and the competition Is the strongest conceivable. The pres ent corps of the "missionaries of Amer ican life" Is regarded as being particu larly able. Among t are a number of women of letters and women of reputa. tlons as artists and musical composers. There still remain some grande dames of the old school. There are many new members who are girls barely out of school, yet of such striking beauty as to draw much itttentlon to the type of the woman In the West. 'Probably the best known of the dip lomatic women who have essayed lit erature Is Mrs. Post Wheeler, who. un der the name of Hallie Ermlnle Rives, has won world-wide fame as a writer of fiction. Mrs. Wheeler Is the wife of the first secretary of the American embassy at Et. Petersburg, and Is a factor In the diplomatic society of the Russian capital. Mr. Wheeler, who Is a poet of some reputation, and Miss Rives were married while Mr. Wheeler was secretary of the American embassy at Toklo. For a number of years. Mr. and Mrs. Wheeler lived In Toklo. and It was during this time that "The King dom of Slender Swords." considered by many the best work of Halite Rives. was written. This book Is fraught with the Japanese atmosphere and shows more than a passing understanding of a vital Inner current of Japanese life. Among the recent talented additions to the diplomatic corps abroad are two American women, mother and daughter, who have Just taken their places as j hostesses of the legation at Lisbon. These women are the wife and daughter of Henry Sherman Boutell. who, with the newly-appointed minister, are now nicely Installed In their picturesque embassy. Miss Alice Boutell. who was a debutante of Wahslngton two sea sons ago. belongs to the set of young people who, while they dance and frolic have time for more serious things. Miss Boutell has made an ex haustive study of art matters, and is herself an artist of no little talent. It Is expected by her friends that she will win as great a name for herself In the art world abroad as her fellow com patriots, the Barney sisters, have in the saions of Paris. Among tbe Latins. When Vlss Marjorle Colton, the gay est of the fashionable set In Washing ton, went to Porto Rico to play chate laine for her bachelor brother, the Gov ernor of Porto Rico. Washington soci ety lost one of Its favorite members. Miss Colton has taken her place on the little Island tn the middle of the ocean as Its first lady, and has not only won the hearts of tbe more prominent peo ple, but of all the people. Miss Colton has often been spoken of aa the most beautiful American girl abroad. Puf. d0r - THE - Humorous Pens board off the wagon. Once again the Judge touched the sore spot with his cane and the mule responded as before. Judge Pollard returned to the bench. The prisoner was called before htm. "With all due respect to the expert testimony you have Introduced In yuor behalf to show that the mule's back does not pain htm. I will line you $50." announced the Judge. "I asked the mule If the sore hurt htm and he said It did." MC7.7.T.CSG XUE CATCHT7R. "George, dear. Just one more question and I "promise not to bother you any more during the game." she pleaded, according to the Detroit Free Press. "Well, what Is It now" said George Impatiently. "Tell me why tbe catcher wears that funny wire thing on his face" "Oh. sometimes the catcher gets mad at the umpire's decisions." "What has that to do with It?" "Some day he might get too mad and bite the umpire, and as they don't want that to happen they muxxle him." LETTING II 1 51 DOWN'. George Ade. at a recent farewell supper to a departing London celeb rity, hit off the tatter's besetting weak ness neatly. "Tou eall away, sir." said Mr. Ade. "with the assurance that America's press thinks highly of you. her stage thinks highly of you. ber people think highly of you. but, sir. nobody thinks more highly of you than you do you r self" ' MlpUcrd Chivalry. Chivalrous Mr. Jones purposely dropped a to-cent piece at the foot of a poorly dressed woman who passed through te subway turnstile loudly lamenting that tbe ticket agent had cheated her out of half a dollar, then he picked the money up and gave It to her. "Excuse me. madam," ssld Mr. Jones, I think you dropped this." "Oh. no." she said, "it can't be mine. Perhaps you dropped It yourself." i - i, I szv . te'ter P'U J W J . ; -,-'-. . ; . . . m- ill' V A r 'kv$ 1 7 m ' S H iv - HSnfertf ' rft-9& IK ' 3 n v tw KofiTBfi? iWjx ,h' . . j I - l . .W-i be that as It may. she is a type which Americans may well be proud to have represent them. Miss Colton is queenly of figure and aristocratic of carriage, with deep eyes and "masses of nut- brown hair, brightened by a shimmer of gold. She Is a good linguist, and has written some cnarming imn rrenuu stories. Miss Marlorle Ide. daughter of the American Minister to Spain, is her fath er's hostess. The experience of presid ing at a legation at the punctilious court of King Alfonso Is usually tne lot of an older woman, but Miss Ide has proven herseir we,li able to nanuie mo situation. She is the youngest hostess in the American diplomatic corps in Europe. From Madrid come vivid tales of heartbroken young Spanish lovers of the royal and noble blood, who sue In vain for the hand of Miss Ide. But she has declared many times that she will never marrv any but an American. Miss Ide in appearance looks something of the Latin herself, although her peo ple are all members of old American families. She Is tall and willowy, with deep black eyes and blue-oiacK nair. and an exquisite olive complexion urn a delicate cast of features which gives her an air of distinction seldom found In a girl quite so young. During last Winter Miss Ide returned to Washing ton for a visit, and was one of the vounr ladles selected by Mr. Taft to preside at the tea table at the debutante reception given Tor anas xieien. iu Although Miss Ide Is some years older than Miss Taft. they have always been great friends, and the former made the journey all the way back to America that she might assist at the launching of the White House debutante. Miss Marjorle Colton was also an assistant on this occasion. In Gay Paris. When Mr. Robert Bacon was appoint ed tbe American Ambassador to France. Washington society lost two of Its par ticularly bright stars In the persons of the wife and daughter of the new Am bassador. Mrs. Bacon, who. to those outside of what she considers her ex elusive circle, la thought austere, gives her friends an entirely different Im pression of ber personality. She was one of the absolute dictators or laso lon In Washington, and as the wife of our French Ambassador Is expected to dictate the social standing In France of many visiting Americans. The little colony of Americans living In Paris wait anxiously to see how the embassy feels toward a newly arrived country man before they open their homes and hearts to him. This does not mean that Americans are not given considerate treatment by Mrs. Bacon, for she al- IltOaS QUIPd - AND - JE515TO "Oh. no." said Mr. Jones. "It Is yours. I am sure. I picked it up Just as you passed." She took the money, and hurried after another man who had passed at the time the money dropped. "Excuse me. sir." she said. "I think you lost this." "Thanks," said the other man, and Jumped aboard a train that was ready to start. " said chivalrous Mr. Jones. New York Times. A Wasted Trayer. - Among te exceptional privileges granted to the new housemaid by the young married woman were three free telephone calls a week, provided she was Informed beforehand what the girl wished to talk about. At the close of a turbulent day. In which the wills of mistress and maid bad clashed violently, Mary sought permission to telephone. "To whom do you wish to speakT" asked her mistress. "To the pastor ot my church." said Mary. Taking that pious ambition as a sign of contrition, the mistress readily gave consent. Vary went to the telephone. "Father Grim." she said, "won't you please pray for the woman I am working for and see If that won't take some of the selfishness out of her heart and make her rsee that it Is wrong for her to ask me to fin'sh all that ironing to day when I could Just as well let It go till tomorrow morning." If the pastor prayed, his petition was not answered. New xork Sun. The Ilctort Discourteous. , One dsy a distinguished notary while breakfasting with a friend at a cafe In Paris Indulged in some stinging com ments on the public acts of Marshal Marmont. Suddenly another gentleman, dining at another table, arose and ap proached them, his mustache bristling with anger. "Sir, cried he tragically, " you shall give me satisfaction!" "Are you Marshal Marmont?" quietly, asked the notary. "I have not that honor," was the In dignant reply." "Give me your card. then, sir." said the notary. "I will send you my head clerk." Exchange.' rae$ post yrfEE. ' STATIONED JT ways Is very punctilious to conform all the established rules and does her duty as the wife of the American Am bassador faithfully. But In her own exclusive luncheons and Informal din ners she can use her own will as to those Invited. It is this very exclusive ness which 'has been the cause of the adopting of Mrs. Bacon by the Inner circle of Paris society, a society Into which few of the visiting Americans ever penetrate. Mrs. Bacon Is tall and slender. She Is queenly of character and is most fascinating and gracious to her inti mates. Her costumes In that land of good taste and elegance "-are remarkable for their splendor and appropriateness. She has a rare collection of Jewels, the most Important of which is a set of opals and diamonds which have been collected for her by lapldlsts the world over. Among the young girls ot France Miss Bacon has become very popular. She Is not only very pretty and. like er mother, always dresses In the best possible taste, but she does well every thing she undertakes. She dances beautifully, and thl Includes fancy dancing; she speaks French like a na tive; . she- rides high-spirited horses, drives her own four-in-hand; sails a boat, and, as a pet fad, has her kennel or sheepdogs, and has carried off sev eral French prizes. Experienced Mrs. Ilockhlll. When William Woodvllle Rockhill went to St. Petersburg, that post was given - a hostess who Is probably the most traveled woman In the dlplomatlo service. The long road of her Journey leads back to Philadelphia as a start ing point, the RockhlUs having origi nally come from that city. In Rus sia Mrs. Rockhill spends long days In tramping over the forest and hills and skating on the rivers. She Is very much Interested In the work of re lieving the condition of Russia's poor and aids as much aa is consistent with her official position In this work. Mrs. Rockhill Is one of the most intimate friends of Mrs. Taft. and these two ladles have met many times In differ ent parts of the world. Since her hus band has been in the diplomatic ser-l Quips and Flings "I read yesterday that Colonel Ta male. of the lnsurrectos, was shot In the back." "I was afraid that would happen to him. I read a statement in a newspaper the other day which said: Colonel Tamale back to the front.' " Houston Post. Irate visitor I call this a downright fraud! Tou advertise on your bills. "The most remarkable dwarf In the world." and he turns out to be 5 feet 6 Inches 'high. Bland showman Exactly so, sir. That's Just what's so remarkable about him. He's tbe tallest dwarf on record. Tid-Blts. "I never saw a bride looking so sour. What was the matter?" "She found out, when It was too late, that she was wearing lemon blossoms Instead of orange." Chicago Tribune. "James Is a physical wreek." "Why, he used to have a strong con stitution." "Tes. but the doctors have amended It several times." Cleveland Plain Dealer. ' "I never Judge a woman by her clothes," observed Bllklns. "No," put in Mrs. B. sarcastically, "a man who goes to as many burlesque shows as you do wouldn't." Milwau kee News. "He must be rich. He owns an au tomobile." "That proves nothing. Tou ought to hear him squeal every time the price of gasoline goes up another cent." Detroit Free Press. "So you wish to marry an actress'" "Yes; I fell In love with her voice after hearing It' In a phonograph." "Better go slow. You can buy the record for 50 cents." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Poor woman! She works hard all day and then she's up nearly all night with the babies." "What's the matter with her hus band? Why doesn't he help her?" "Oh, he puts In all bis time agitating Wit ll I tlVJCO BJBJBgBMSMBBBSnBBBSSBBSBBasSB I i V-, to vice' Mrs. Rockhill has become familiar with all America and much of Europe and the Far East. At Athens, at Bu charest and at Pekin she has stood as mistress of the American legations. She knows Japan and the Philippines like a book, and in fact has written some In teresting little papers on these coun tries for circulation only among her friends. Italy is the most difficult European port for an American representative. Before the advent of John Q. A. Leish man the American legation at Rome never attempted anything but official entertainment.. The legation had been located In an apartment house. This was true even during the regime of the family of George Von L. Meyer, now Secretary of the Navy, who was at one time stationed at Rome, and who made some progress in breaking down the barriers that had previously existed. The Leishmans have taken a large castle with pretentious grounds and have be come important personages at this most difficult court. Mrs. Lelshman is rather reserved, but her natural sense of the beauty of the old customs of "the court has taken her through many a rather difficult place which had baf fled her predecessors. The position of our millionaire am bassador at London. Mr.. Whltelaw Reld. is well known. He and his fam ily have become thoroughly established in the most exclusive social life of the British capital. Even during the reign of the present king, who allows It to be known that he regards many Amer icans aa not acceptable, the Whltelaw Relds have retained for themselves the same regard as before. This re gard Is unquestionably more than that which is extended to the mere repre sentatives of the American nations. The marriage of Miss Jean Reld and Mr. John Ward, two seasons back, was an event of International Interest. Mrs. Reld, like Mrs. Bacon, Is a great deal of a grande dame, and & quiet elegance that Is gratifying to the most exacting of visiting Americans prevades our em bassy In England. In Denmark this nation's representa tive Is Maurice Francis Egan. He is a man of very exceptional Intellectual power, and his family tends to raise the tone of diplomacy In Europe. Mrs. ISC FIM for an eight-hour day for the working man." Catholic Standard and Times. - "You have placed all the large ber ries on top!" "Yes," replied the affable dealer. "That saves you the trouble of hunt ing through the box for them." Wash ington Star. "What Is that white stuff on the hills, captain?" . "That is snow, madam." "Is it really? I thought so myself, but a gentleman Just told me it was Greece." Sensitive artist Some people are enough to drive one mad with their total lack of congrulty! Look at the woman over yonder! Bohemian friend What's the matter with her? Sensitive artist Her International discord. She has on a French waist with a Dutch neck, trimmed with Irish lace and she's ordered a Welsh rare bit with Italian cheese and a Scotch highball! "I think It Is disgraceful to be enor mously rich." "Oh. so do I. I was brought up to 'think that way. But say" "Well?" "Don't you wish once In a while, that you weren't so blamed respectable?" Toledo Blade. m m m "Anything worth catching in that lake?" "Yes: I see several heiresses in bath ing, and there may be more around the bend." Doctor Well! And did you take his temperature? Wife Oh, yes, sir. I puts the barom iter on 'is chess an' It goes up to very dry, so I fetches 'im a quart o' beer, an' 'e's gone to work. London Punch. . ' "What's the hardest thing you en countered In flying?" queried she. "At the present stage of the game," returned the aviator, tenderly rubbing a bump, "th hardest thing we encounter is the earth." Puck. Marks "I married my wife a month after the accepted me." Parks "That's nothing. I . married mine three days after she refused me." Boston Transcript. Of, '. - ' 5 st X5,MS VtW f -'"L S ' - . i& a. ii- . 3V Egan Is a musician -of great talent, and shares to some extent in her hus band's literary skill. Their daughter. Miss Carmel Egan, is frequently hostess at muslcales and literary readings. Miss Carmel Egan has made an exhaustive study of the customs of the various countries of the world, and is particu larly well versed on the folk lore of Denmark, and is an authority upon the mythical pygmies which the people be llve did exist or do exist in their for ests. Mr. and Mrs. Egan and their daughters pay frequent visits to Wash ington, and entertain many Washing tonlans In Copenhagen. Miss Bryan, the sister of the present minister to Belgium, Is better known In Europe than sho is in America, as she has been playing hostess for her brother at the various courts of Europe since she was a girl in her teens. At Lisbon, when Mr. Bryan was minister to Portugal. Miss Bryan enjoyed the intimate friendship of Queen Amelle. one of the most beautiful as well as Shopping. She entered a department store, Hor she was shopping bent; She made a tour of every floor Before the morn was spent. And every salesman, every clerk. And every cash girl, too. She madu them all get down to work Before her tour was through. She looked at all the goods they had On every bloomln' floor. And all the bloomin" clerks were glad To see her leave the store When she had ended with her chase And naught was left to hunt She beat It to another place And did the same old stunt. "What have you - bought?" her hus band cried, if After the day was spent. "Why, I was shopping!" she replied, "I haven't spent a cent!" Milwaukee Sentinel. Susie. Susie has a little stack Of letters from her beau. His lawyer wants to get them back. But Susie answers "No." Quoth she: "Yeur letters are so dear I cannot let them go; You shall not .get them back. I fear, Till you produce the dough." For Susie is a wise young thing Despite her sweet young' face. It seems that she intends to bring A breach of promise case. Philadelphia Times. Choice. I would not wise nor wealthy be, I ask not much of fame. I care not that was left to me No high and noble name; I crave not power, no, not I, Nor pride which hath its fall; In fact, my longings do not lie Along these lines at all! I'd play no -superficial parp wyr xvoii Among the Poets of the Daily Press nr jti jJ2fOU-r Jrr& ECSJtAC, zjnyiKTJZ& or rws most accomplished of the royal women of Europe. Miss Bryan and her broth er were stationed at Portugal at the time of the assassination of "the King, and it was to her American friends that the stricken Queen turned for sol ace In private, while she received the condolences of royalty in public. Miss Bryan has probably the most valuable private collection of antique vases in the world, having traveled the length and breadth of the Old World conti nents In collecting them. Her long so journ abroad has given her an oppor tunity for exhaustive study of he hobby, and she has become a very great authority upon it. These are but a few of the brilliant and talented and greatly experienced women who are serving the Nation no less than are their husbands, and who are doing much to further that reputa tion of the American woman which has already become the envy of her sisters in all lands. WILLIAM ATHERTON" DU PUT. If I might be In mind and heart Exempt from nature's laws, ' So that no fault could e'er be found In my perfected ways And men the whole great world around Would name me but to praise. So could I choose whate'er I would. From all of life's estate, I'd make my choice I'm sure I should Without a moment's wait. I'd choose that lot which no mishap Could prove a hollow sham I'd choose to be the sort of chap My mother thinks I am! : Chicago News. . MOTHER'S ABSENCE. The house Is drear and dark and lone. The kitchen and the hall. And In the living-room, I own. There seems no light at all; Upstairs or down 'tis just the same. No joy close by can stay For pleasure's blind and deaf and lame SInco mother's gone away. The flowers in the garden sigh A , And droops each pretty head; Somebody speaks to me, and I ; Must wonder what was said. The whole place has a downcast air; The bluest skies seem gray. And there's one more than empty chair When mother's gone away. I think it may be good for lis , , From her awhile to be; We get a true perspective thus And Judge her rightfully. i She Is the queen of all the earth, A queen with loving away. t Ah, well we know her sterling worth Since mother's gone away. Chicago New. ' The Gadder's Kubiayot. When you are eating in the dining-car Try not to use the knife. A sudden Jar May cause the knife to slip and cut your mouth. No matter how experienced you ere, Chicago Tribune. )