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TIIE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, APRIL 30, 1911. SCHOOL CHILDREN TAUGHT HOW TO CONSTRUCT HOMES FOR SONG BIRDS Audubon Society Interesting Young Folks in Means of Encouraging Our Feathered Friends Asked Place Proper Houses in Their Yards. Portland People THE AtTimV SOCIETT. under the direction of Mr. William L. Fin ley. the president. Is anxious to make Portland sr dry of sons; birds. The public school authorities are In thorough sraypathy with the mort meoL The puptls of the manual traln tas department In the different schools 'cave for the past month been planning 'and building bird homes. In the assembly hall of the Holladay 1 school during the past week over &9 'bouMfi many unique In design, have ibeen exhibited. These wr all made by the manual training students under the direction of Mr. Steele. If the other schools turn out as many bird house. It Is Ilkety that bird tenants will enjoy good hounes fur cheap rent. Mr. r'ii' .'T says that Inquiries are 0ften made for bird houses by people who would like to erect tiieni about their hoTfi. but either do not know bow to make them or have not the time. Tor this reason he has been anxloi: to make arrangements so that a good u .neer of bird homes can be put on i a small pi'ie. All those who desire to set bird 1. . to place In their gardens or abrut their yar.!s ran do so neat Wednesday, when the houses will te on exhibition In the Auditorium on the fourth floor of the Olds. Wort man H King store. The Oregon Audu bon Society will sell these at cost and return the money to the makers. East Open War on Sparrows. ""to the fcast everything possible Is be!- r dene to rid ths country of the E.i (.is.) sparrows. said Mr. Fln 1. because they drive out the song birds. They have not yet entered Loe Angeles, but they have been multi plying rapidly for the last few years la other parts of the West. In I'ort land they are Increasing to an alarm ing extent. "One cause why our song birds are decreasing In numbers Is because our civilisation baa done away with their nesting places and others have not been supplied. Eastern people who come to Oregon often make the complaint that they see so few birds and bear so few songs la comparison to other places. This la true and there are several causes for It. -In the Eastern statea there are no longer extensive forests where birds scalier out and nsst. They congregate in small patches of woods, especially about houses where there are few trees, i Here In Dregon we still have vast stretches of forests, where the birds live away from the habitations of man. "The country out here la newer and song birds hare not tsken to civilisa tion as they have In the East. Blue birds, wrens, white-breasted swallows and chickadees still 'nest la the holes, crevices and crannies of old slumps In the midst of the woods. As these sre being cleared away, some birds are bard put to find house. If people would make bird boxes and out them In their gardens, they would soon be rented. The birds would learn to coma to the city Instead of being driven fur ther Intothe woods to find homes. Bird Now Returning. "This Is ths Um of the year when the birds are returning from the Booth and there la an Increasing demand for houses. Thousands of swallows have arrived lately. Bluebirds are plentiful and house wrens ara fidgeting about for homes. The English sparrow Is here, too. It Is becoming a great prob lem to get rid of these Imported for eigners for they Increase so rapidly and drive out our native birds. "In building bird houses, one should keep In mind the tenants he wishes to secure. If he wishes to keep out Eng lish sparrows, the doorway must be not larger than ths also of a half dol lar, or about an Inch and a quarter In diameter. This Is big enough for a wren or a swallow. For a bluebird, tha door should be an Inch and a half or two Inchea In diameter, but this will also admit an English sparrow. "If yon want to make a bird house after the birds' own hearts, make It out of old weathered boards, or better still, sections of tree trunks with the natural bark on the outside. The best bird home Is one that la drilled out of the dead limb by the bird Itself. It Is always dry when the weather is wet It has tha advantage of being protected from bird-hunting animals. Bird houses may be made out of old boxes. One can hunt among tha maples and aiders until he rinds a mansion that has been armed out tne previous year by a woodpecker or a chickadee. The limb Is likely dead and can be cut off and be carried home easily and erected In new and advantageous position. "For swallows, bluebirds and wrens. a long deep bird bouse with the door way near tha top Is .pest. The floor should be six or eight Inches, or even more, from the entrance. The bird ten ant would rather go down Into his nest man through a horizontal hallwav. This arrangsment Is good, for It gives young Diras plenty of room for stretch Ing and climbing. They do not climb out and leave home before they ara wen grown and able to fly, and so are not liable to fall a prey to atray cats." WELFARE OF CITIZENS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED BY CITY COUNCIL Unortuiut Alliance Between Saloons and Thond Wno Purrey to Vke la Pointed Cut by George Al Thacher Organised Enorta to Commerdalixe Vice Should Arouse Condemnation of Diverse) Element of Citizenship. SECOND . ARTICLE. BY QEORQI A. THATCHER. IN my discussion la last Sunday's Ore genlaa of the practical need of a City Council which will take op the saloon question not only from tne busi ness side of revenue to the city, but from tie point of view of the welfare of tha large number of citizens who are seeking recreation. I pointed out bow nnfortunate conditions are. That raises tha question, "where Is tha blame to restr I do not think, that any reasonable man or woman can blast severely the seeker for pleasure In tb resorts that have been prepared for htm by the sell ers of beer. Oenerally speaking, these seekers of amusement do not know what pleasure Is. but they grasp greedily at the Imitation. To forest for a little while, to be carried out of oneself, to be In a stale of Intoxication over something that Is tb need. It . Is perfectly legitimate for tha sell-r of beer to meet that need. That Is the verdict of society and It la an boneet verdict. There la a point, however, where the stimu lating of that need by the saloonkeep ers makes U a public aulsanca and be caaae It does so often become a public nuisance many people become prohibi tion lata Undoubtedly the fart that the aaloon business Is so often outdone (ae It Is overdone n rortland) Is at the bottom of the abuses, and once a new source of revenue is discovered, the biggest establishments are tempted to use It. It Is easy to encourage the presence of fast women where liquor la sold and It I often done la saloons In Portland. Incidentally It provides an easy place for respoctabl but foolish girls to be come fast, especially for thoeo who are poor and do not have attractive homes. It Is not bocaaso tb saloonkeeper Is a too of society, but becaueo bo wants to Bask money, that ho lets bis place be Com disorderly. It la absurd to place all the blame on saloons for the making of prostitutes, but ma ay saloons open their doors to dspravsd tnsa and women to Inveigle young girls Into a sorrowful life. The ladepeadeat of March anent the grand Jury report la New Tork. asking for a commission for an Investigation of the social svll with a view to Its control, says: "Brewers have discovered that the best way to retain trade la to refus to servo disorderly places. Bonding rompanlo refus to bond saloons of tad . reputation. " The Independent. which of 1st years baa become a po litical weekly, says In this same editor ial about prostitution: "There la no greater evil among us. and It la time that It was taken up seriously, for both morals and health, for the protec tion of marriage and the borne: for It le the foe of honorable marriage and the destruction of the home.') That Is plain talk and It la also practical as well aa true. How many Portland saloons are In direct alliance with the making of prostitutes and encouraging directly the business of prostitution In order to make profits out of a business badly overdone? There Is absolutely no doubt but that the alliance exists here, aa anyone can learn by personal Inspec tion. In collecting statistics. I have a evi dently run onto two aggravated raaes where young girls, barely more than children, have through the bad In fluence of aaloon people become fit subjects for retreats Ilka the Florence Crlttenton Home and the House of the flood Shepherd. One afternoon In tb Pol Ire Court I waa requested to with draw berauae of the deslr of the Judge to have no unnecessary publicity In the hearing of cases of this sort. It may surprise the readers of The Oregon Lao to know what money Is being spent by the State of Oregon and the City of Portland, and what prac tical work la being done to cut off the supply for the ranks of prostitutes. At the lo session of the Legislature the sum of fseoe was appropriated for the snpport of the Florence Crlttenton Homo and 8S619 for certain claims and Improvements. In the last session of the Legislature, the Secretary of State laforma me that IT5e was appropriated for this home. He also Informs me that the state appropriates annually 17009 toward the support of the Inmates of the Houses of the Good Shepherd, the statutory allowance being ISO annually for each Inmate. In 1919 the woman's auxiliary o the police department cost aoout 13300. Thla department Is devoted to rescue and preventive work. The same year the Toung Women's Christian Associa tion spent out of tbelr funds 1210. and nearly as much more waa paid out to aaaist this assoclstlon by the Salem Electric, the O. W. p. the North Bank and the Colon Depot railroads In ordsr that suitable persons meet all trains coming and going at the depots, to save young women and glrle from falling Into bad hands and to glvs them advice snd assistance. It requires no argu ment to show that preventive work Is worth mors to tii city, state and Indi vidual than rescue work. Even In the pollc department It Is the pride of the Chief to prevent the breaking of law When Mr. Roosevelt was In the city and crowds thronged the streets. Chief Cox's aim was not to arrest thieves, but to preaerva order. anH he ceedad. Some Statistic. The Toung Woman's Chriatlan Asso ciation alma to do preventive work en tirely, and so It la impossible to give any figures. The association has some thousands of members, 'and glrla and young women are all welcome at the association s. building, at Seventh and tayior. it might bs described as an association to enable women and glrla to realise their social kinship to each otner. .it nss soma of the characteris tics or a hotel, a borne, a club and public employment agency. Ita rooma are tnronged every day In the week. The woman's auxiliary of the Police department has headquarters In this building and works In harmony with the association. In 11 this branch of the police took charge of 411 girls be tween the ages Of IT and 24 rears. Ons hundred and one, were sent to their nomee. i niny-elght slrk girls and 14 Insane girls were looked after. On the list known aa requiring continued care were 120 glrla Lodgings were given to lot girls and 427 meals were furnished. There were 201 Investiga tions conducted and 1250 letters writ ten. Valuable work was done in white slave cases, and restuaranta were watched where tha female help was changed frequently. Thirty-two lodg ing houses of doubtful reputation were Investigated, and an effort Is mad to obtain Information about houses . of prostitution and saloons thst try to gst hold of Ignorant and foolish girls and fore them Into the ranks of pros titutes, various prosecutions ar car ried on (th publlo dance ball nuisance has been abated in Portland) and ar rangements are being made for bous ing unfortunates, There are ssveral "homes' In Portland. Th Juvenile Court has temporary accommodations for minora of both sexes. St. Elisa beth's Home In Monta villa, an Episco pal Institution, had n girls in 110. It has 10 girls at th pressnt t'ms. It doe not receive State aid. The Flor ence Crittenden Home, at Slst and Gllaan. does not take girls except for a period of sis months, th theory be ing thst If girls csn be taught to lore their babies they will have something to bold to when they go out. For th two year ending January 1. this bom cared for 93 girls. At the pres ent time there are 11 girls and IT bablea In th home. Thla is a State rather than a city Institution and only aoout one-iourtn or the Inmates come from Multnomah County. Girls from th city don't like- to go there because of th restrictions. The House of the Good Shepherd, at East 20th and Irvine;, gave a home to iuj gins in 1910. There are 80 girls In the home at the present time. The Louise Horn la a Drlvate Insti tution, maintained by Mr. McLaren of in Portland Commons. The monthly reports for 1910 show the total of 117 girls, though they evidently come and go and so are counted more than once In the year. Thirty-five new girls were received in the year and 6 babies wer cared for. There ar at present 9 girls In the home. .Then some mothers and babies ar cared for through th aid oi tne oince and do not enter th home. The Police Socket. I have examined the entries In the docket in the police court for the year of 1910. Thla shows what official no tic Is taken of women and glrla who are detected by tha pollc in lives of vice. Mr. Fuld, In his late volume on police administration, says, "the law of varann- furnishes - the fundamental legal basis for the police supervision over prostitutes." In 110 there were 357 female vagrants arrested In Port land. I have Included in that number women who were out after hours and who were arrested on that charge, and women who were charged with keeping bawdy houses and selling liquor with out a license- The number of women arrested for being drunk and disorder ly and for larceny and other offenses was 14. These other offenses Included fighting, profane and abusive lan guage and 'threats to kill, but th drunks and disorderly and larceny constitute, the Isrge majority. I .. , ,.. m.cwIw- , , ..' 1111 ''-y f V- "m ' v ' f-w, V - I ---- fx - . -' j- ' : , ' i--- , ... - . , . . i ,.,-,". i .-. l jLeeay-- fr y r .Tr' ' "iTT;r -?- ., juil - k ; ; : I.;, r$w is IIS' casea Probably the mass of them belong to the ranks of prostitutes. The disposition of these cases Is doubtless ths most difficult pnoblem thst confronts ths municipal judge. In 110, of the 0 dlsreputatble women arrested. 214 were discharged on one pretext or another, and In a majority of cases that discharge waa accompanied wtth the condition that th woman leave town. That put th female vagrant on the same footing aa the tramp. Society does not know what to do with her, so she Is ordered to move on. It Is realized, of course, thst they all can't or won't move on. so the punishment of a line Is Imposed in many rases. In 1S10. 2T4 female offenders were fined. The standard fine for a prostitute is t!6. That Is tbs smount of the salary of a Councllmsn for a month. Fines levied In this fashion amount to a license for practi cal purposes, and the same offenders come up at Irregular Intervals, so that a fairly notorious prostitute may easily pay the salary of a Councilman all the year, and If she keeps a noto rious bawdy house her fines may total the aalarles of two or three Councll men. As a matter of municipal house keeping this is a thrifty method of making one hand wash the other. In fact, in 1910, the lines Imposed on dis orderly and vagrant women amounted to $8020. which Is enough to pay the salaries of the IS Councilman and leave a balance of 93520 to apply on the salary of the Mayor. It is a bleesed thing to reflect, how ever, on how much better we are than our ancestors. It Is a matter of history that prostitutes used to pay the church certain fines or licenses. Now they con tribute to a fund which pays the sal aries of the city fathers. It would not be regarded as civilized today to extend the blessings of religion by means of revenue from that source. The prison sentences Imposed on womsn In 1910 were (T in number. Three-day and five-day aentences were common, while SO and (0-day sentences were not unusual. The accommoda tions In the city jail ar such that there Is valid objection to placing wom en there. One person who has practical knowledge of the aubject remarked to me that a rat ought not to be confined there. Of the remaining number of women In the Police Court In 1910, six were sent to the different homes which I have described; 22 were held to the grand Jury; five were turned over to the Juvenile Court; three to the United "States authorities, and one to the wom an's auxiliary of the police. This list makes suggestive the fact that there are no reformatories or workhouses in Oregon for women. This leaves three alternatives: a discharge, a Jail sen tence or a fine. The fine system seems to be pretty well Intrenched In all criminal courts In the United States. It combines the qualities of mercy and efficiency and it saves an enormous amount of trouble. A humane Judge Is Inclined towards leniency and the custom easily becomes fixed. Then, too, it provides revenue. Take the matter of drunks in Portland In 1910. The total number of drunks arrested In 1910 was (247. according to tne Judge s docket. That Includes the plain drunks and the drunk who were disorderly or fighting or out after hours, and who had become a menace to tho public peace. Less than half the number received sentences of vary. ing length, but the great majority were lined. The total amount of fines lm posed waa 118,937.60. There's a very Interesting and im portant point which arlees right her In connection with my assertion that the saloon business Is overdone in Portland. For nearly 30 years it has been the law In Portland that no saloon keeper ahould sell liquor to a man who wao intoxicated. To be specific, a city ordinance adopted on October 18, 1883, makes that restriction. It was repeated in an ordinance on September 7. 1898 and it has been repeated again in th new license law which went Into ef fect on April 1, 1911. Of course there's sn occasional man who will drink one day and be drunk the next, but in 99 cases out of 100 tha bartender knows when his customers are Intoxicated. Of course, its a matter of profit to sell to drunken men. A man who Is drunk often wants to treat every man in sight. Then, too, a man who Is drunk is not at an particular in counting his change. In fact, he can't count It very often, and more often he would not If he could. That matter of profit to the saloonkeeper has resulted In the law becoming a dead letter. It was violated in rortland some 5000 times in 1910 ana Knowingly violated. Does th sa loonkeeper suffer? Not at all. It Is the man wno is so dull of Intellect and weak of will that he become a sot. who suffers in health and nurse, and who then goes to the oollcs station an who before be can return home must pay a rine or go to the rockplle. collectively he was called unon to contribute 819.000 to the city's revenues last year In order that somebody might oe punisned lor to saloonkeeDer's vio lation of the law. Of course th higher "'n license me greater the pres. COLLEGE WILL OBSERVE SILVER ANNIVERSARY Christian Brothers' Institution Plans to Commemorate Occasion of Its rounding on May 14 and 15 by Notable Exercises. fw-l saxassWseeaeasS!" I I sf 'Hi IIIMf- lssilla CHRISTIAN Brothers' Business Col lege, a Catholic Institution at Grand avenue and Clackamas street, will hold its sliver jubilee May 14 and 15. An elaborate service will be held at St. Mary's Cathedral Sunday morn ing, and on Monday night Bishop 0"Dea, of 8eattle, will address a meeting of the alumni, students and friends of the college in the college auditorium. Sev eral high-class musical and literary numbers will also be rendered, Tha Sunday morning service at the cathedral will open with pontifical lizh mass, celebrated by Archbishop Chris tie. Rev. William J. Deeney. S. J., of San Francisco, will preach the pane gyrlc, his subject being "The Teacher Saint," referring to St. John De La Salle, the founder of the Brothers of the Christian Schools. Father Deeney is said to be one of the most eloquent Catholic orators in aiir fur nrnrit wh , . ' 7 I tne mosx eloquent uatnoiic orators in saloons? t0 many th P"ic Northwest. He entered Sa- . . I vicu alCou I iwUJIVBe all jiituui, AOOd, auu "1UUC' 4uor xjw. graduated In 1889. In 1890 he gradu- Of course s-riiis ar ..tnnn. . I ated from St. Mary's College, Oakland, lri mirno... ,,... ,k. . with the degree of bachelor of arts. He tlcal purposes, though they serve meata. entered the Jesuit order the following ui aaia 10 aiscredit tn anils, January, and af rer a novitiate career wnicn are perfectly legitimate, but to I spent several year at St Louis Unl- call attention to the fact that In rais ing the license from 8300 to 1800. aa the model license law does, it simply increases tne necessity for profits, es pecially in the cases of those who In order to make a llvlna- hin hmA violate the law heretofore. High license I Santa Clara College. Two years ago IS not a restrictive measure SO Inns- as I y was transfer-ran tn Orea-on nwinflr to mere are any sources of nroflt vhlnh can ba developed to meet tha Increased license, mat is too self-evident to re quira uexuoas trauon. . versity. Missouri. He afterward taught at Santa Clara College, California, for three ye ara He also spent some time at Woodstock College, Maryland, where he completed his theological studies. He returned to the Pacific Coast in 1907 and held the position of minister of the Pnre Iiquor. Ill health. . He has now recuperated, and is acting- as chaplain at the Or- phans Home, Be&verton. Choir Is Enlarged. The usual choir of 80 voices which There la a popular impression that th I ings at St. Mary's ha been increased toxic effects of adulterated liquors are far worse than those of good standard quality. Leach, who Is an authority on cnemical analysis, says, "It is a com mon experienoe of tha publlo analyst to bavo submitted to him by well-mean ing temperance advocates sample which are alleged to have caused the worst forms of Intoxication, and are terns suspected of being imnure. As matter of fact the chief adulterants of liquors are water and sugar." One day at the police station I over heard a conversation on the subject and made some Inquiries. I was told of a saloon where wine could be bought at retail for 15 cents a quart, wjth the bottle and cork thrown In. and ' the ef fects of that concoction were pictured In terms that were Impressive to say the least. I find that there-is no ordinance In Portland referring to the matter of adul teratlng liquors. Dr. Wheeler, of the health office, assure me that his office makes no chemical analysis of liquors. I bought a quart of wine for 15 cents and an eight-ounce bottle of whisky for tho same sum, and took them to the office of th State Dairy and Food Com missioner. Mr. A. 8. Wells, the chemist. analysed th samples for me. The per centage of alcohol was 20.20 by volume the wine, sixteen to 18 per cent Is to between 50 and 60. An orchestra un der the direction of Professor Frank O. Eichenlaub will accompany the choir. Tha choir will be under the direction of Professor Frederick W. Goodrich. Solemn Dontlflcal vespers will be held in the evening. Rev. Bernard Mur phy, O. 8. B., will preach. Brother Andrew, In charge of the Christian Brothers, Business College, has issued a pamphlet' as a souvenir of the occasion, which contains the names of the alum ni and articles showing the growth of the college in the last 25 years. Some of the articles are: "The catn- ollo Business College," by Archbishop Alexander Christie; The Pioneer Brothers of the Northwest," by Brother Michael, F. S. C; "The Christian Broth ers in Oregon," by Brother Xenophen Cyril, provincial of the Western prov ince; "That California Climate," by Will Scarlet; "From St. Michael's to St. Mary," by Brother Lucius; "Reminis cences of the Past Tnirteen years, by Brother George, F. S. C.;' "Vocations of the Order of the Christian Brothers," by Brother Jasper, Martlnas, CaL; "Saner Athletics for Catholic Youth," Brother Joseph, F. 8. C. The pamphlet also contains biograph ical sketches of the alumni, with cuts, j a list of the donors to the college, and illustrations of the gymnasium classes, baseball and basketball teams and track teams. Accounts of the games of baseball and basketball played ar also given. College Founded in 1871. The Christian Brothers Business Col lege was founded In Portland in IS 11 by Father Flerns, ' under the name St. Michael's College. It was then located at Fifth and Mill streets. Bishop Olor- i o 11 t was the first nrnRldAnr. hnino. In charge from 1871 to 1874. Father O'Dea, now Bishop O'Dea, of Seattle, took charge at the end of this time. In December. 1885, Archbishop Gross appealed to Brother Bettelin, tua provincial of the Western province, for assistance in the college. His first ap peal met with refusal. Brother Bette lin stating that the number of avail-, able teachers In the San Francisco dis trict would not permit aid being ex tended. But after the second appeal Brothers Michael, Aldrlck, of Mary and Bertran, were sent to take charge. Brother Aldrlck, who was the superior, died two months after arriving In Portland. January 23, 1888. Bishop C J. O'Reilly, of Baker City, who was not then a priest, taught on of the classes. In August. 1895, St. Michael's College was removed to quarters at Fifteenth and Davis streets, upstairs over St. Mary's Cathedral. The name was changed to St. Mary's Parochial School. When Archbishop Christie took charge, however, he disliked the school over the church, so an addition was built to the old building at Fifth and Mill streets, and the school was held there again. This building was originally a flrehouse. The move back to the remodeled build ing was made in 1898, and the institu tion called Blanchet Institute. From 1898 to 190S Brother George was the su perior. That year Brother Zenonlan came from San Francisco, and remained in charge of the school one year. Brother Andrew, now in charge of the college, was placed - In charge In August, 1907, while hs was In the East on a visit. He was at that time prefect of discipline at St. Mary's Cathollo Col lege, Oakland, Cal. w Building Erected. Soon after reopening the school in September, 1907, he saw the necessity of a new building, and better facilities. He therefore laid the matter before Archbishop Christie and received In structions to plan for a larger school. In October, 1907, the block at Grand avenue and Clackamas street, where the college now stands, was purchased from F. X. Larabee, president of the Oregon Real Estate Company, for 123,000. Ground for the new structure . was broken In March, 1908. The building was erected and equipped for 963,000. Seven rooms are provided for tho grades, two for the commercial classes, two for business classes, besides the muslo-room, gymnasium, chapel, living rooms for the brothers and office. A large, regulation-size, handball oourt was built adjoining the college proper. The large cement basement contains locker-rooms and lunchrooms for the scholars. Twelve rooms for boarding pupils are also provided. The building was dedicated November 29. 1908, and school opened two days later. Seventy boys were enrolled the first day, and the present enrolment is 198. The business class Is exceptionally large. A. G. Rushlight, candidate for Mayor, Is one of the graduates of the college. Other members of the alumni are: Am brose M. Cronln, John F. Canaan, vr. j. C. Zan, Sergeant Joseph lielier, ev. Bernard Murphy, John O'Neill, Dr. Wil liam Trimble, Frank Hennessy, Frank Sinnott, Mano A. Zan, William McCann, Charles A. Craft, George Kelly, Dan Campbell, Joseph P. Cronln, vvunara Cronln and the Healy Brothers. Arrhhlshon Chr stle Is giving tne ju bilee celebration his support, as the fol lowing letter from him will snow: 'w take nleasure in giving our heartiest approval to the efforts of the Christian Brothers In behalf of their future Jubilee celebration. Their 25 years of faithful labor in Portland have redounded to the very best Interests of our youth and I am sure that they will h... the, cordial co-ODeratlon sOf all classes. In their endeavor to make their Jubilee a means of reducing the lndebt. edness of their fine new college." tha usual amount In port wine. The percentage of fruit juice was 11.68, which Is nearly normal. Th coloring waa heightened about one-third by the uso of logwood. I expected to learn that there was something villainous In that wine, -but the analysis shows that under the pure food law the wine 1 not adulterated, except by the use of small .amount of coloring matter. .The place that sold It and the kind of men who buy It create such a strong "sug gestion that tha police are deceived. There Is an unpleasant after-taste to the win which may Incline a con sumer to drink some more to drown it. but otherwise It is not detrimental to health. Of course, drunkenness caused by win Is a bad sort, but the reputation of the stuff Is duo to "suggestion." I am Informed that wine can be purchased In California as cheap as 16 cents a gallon. The freight to Portland would permit a profit at retail when sold at la cents a quart. The whisky was of the sort known as bad whisky. The percentage of alcohol by volume was 40.86. There Is no absolute standard, though 5 per cent Is regarded aa approximately the standard. ' By weight the percentage of alcohol waa 13.24, while the usual (percentage is 44. Tne stun was colored with burnt sugar. This alleged whisky s ooi lieu ta svauus.ru wuibjij is. Therein lies the only question in re gard to the use of cheap whisky. Is new or crude alcohol Intended to pro duce a worse form of intoxication than alcohol (or whisky) which has been kept In store for four years of more? Physicians don't seem to know. There la a popular impression that new or crude alcohol Is worse for the human system than the same stuff when It Is several years old. It would take scien tific experiments on a "wnisky squaa to determine the matter. What is whis ky anyway? As nearly as t can learn It Is alcohol diluted with water ana colored with burnt sugar, or by be ing kept in a barrel with the Inside of- the staves charred lor lour years or more. The alconoi is maae irom grain. snH If tha whlskv is distilled by a con tinuous process It is known as "straight whisky." The amount or "siraigm whlskv" sold Is a very small per cent perhaps five while most of It is rec tified whisky, or maae Dy communis water 'and alcohol ana aaaing uumi. sugar for coloring matter. It is a curious commentary on the ininurinct movement that it does not adopt scientific methods and learn first of all what whisky is ana wny sale should be regulated, ui course, the manufacturers ngnt sdoui. n. oe- fore Congress, when It comes to pay ing revenue taxes, but that Is not es pecially Illuminating. we know that alcohol is its active constituent, and that is all we do know. Aa for this "bad wnisicy, wnicn i had analysed, the percentage of alcohol Is way below the stanaara or good whisky. But Is the raw or new alcohol worse than that kept in store for years? There is no means of ascertaining. Our consuming ignorance oi the subject suggests the application of a story I heard at the police court. A Chinaman was arrested for selling bad liquor, and his plea and justification were given In his own words: "I know him all llghtee; I make him myself." By some hocus pocus he had secured a rectifier's license, and so the court was constrained to accept his explanation as satisfactory. This happened In Portland some years ago. Mr. Wells Informs me that he gets more samples of beer or near-beer to analyze than anything else . In the shape of liquor. When a county goes "dry" there Is a market for near-beer, and the temperance people have lots of trouble In making prosecutions for violation of the law. Mr. Wells says It actually costs more to manufacture near-beer than the real stuff. That Il lustrates another feature of the prohi bition problem. To drive the devil out of the door and have him come back through a crack In the windows with the legal right to stay because he has got one per cent less alcohol on his person must be very distressing to good people. Wisdom of Saloon Parrot. London Tit-Bits. An old parrot used to live in a liquor tavern where there was always a great trade on Saturday nights. One evening the parrot was mlsed. Search was made, and at length It was discovered in the middle of a field surrounded by crows, who were steadily plucking out its feathers. As the rescuers approached the now half-naked bird was heard to call out: "One at a time, gentlemen. If ease; If you'll only wait you'll served." I call out you pie . all be s ,1