5 MAN WHO WOULD BE- MtfQR. MU3T 3ET HIS Joseph Simon, Present Executive, Puts in Long Hours in '. Arduous and Varying Duties of Office Duties Range From Reasoning With Wrathful Taxpayer With Trivial Grievance to Straightening Out Vital Municipal Tangles Record for One Day Kept by Mayor Simon Shows Wide Range of Work. THE SUNDAY OREGONIATT, PORTLATTD, APRIL' 23, 1911. - : woDda 8 K Mayor In? uVM a plaln I ly-rlad woman, who had Just ta- tered the executive office at the City Hall. I am the Mayer." replied Joseph Elmon. "Well. I came to nee If yon could help, me." said she. "Yea see. I Just got card, notifying me of aa assessment aralnat my lot for a street Improve ment: I can't pay so much." "Madame. I will be (lad to see whether there la anything to be dVne to help you. If you will kindly call tomor row." the Mayor replied. "I am Just leaving to offer a welcome to ex President Roosevelt, who will reach the Union epot within JO minutes." Promising to call again, the woman left. Advising poor woman on a sub ject of trivial Import to the city, bo or great moment to her. one mlnut and officially extending a welcome to "The greatest private rltlsen" the next I but an Incident la the life of Port' land's Mayor. Kor one thin a. Simon Is the only Mayor Portland ever had who. In on brief trrm of two years, has had th honor of welcoming to this city and assisting to entertain the President of the I'nltrd States and the only living ex-PresMent. It U "all In the game" or "It goes with the Job." folks say. but It la a big piece of business, nevertheless, and re quires a lot of real ability and no end of hard work. Four hundred dollars month Is the remuneration the city gives for this work. Mayor Simon Is one of the most ex perlenced executives the city has ever elected. Tie haa served as City Coun oilman, fireman, member of the State Senate for 3 years. United States Sen ator for aix years and then Mayor. His term Is drawing to a close. It ends at midnight. June 20. this year, and he Is not a candidate for re-election. Ill-sra Early, Reads Paper. "Early to. bed. early to rise." Is maxim he haa followed all his life, and one which he adherea to as closely as hla official dutlea will now permit. Seven o'clock every morning sees him out of bed and by T:30 he haa scruti nised The Oregnnlan aa well as one can In so short a time. At 7:3'). he break fasts and. If there Is anything In the newa or editorial columns particularly Interesting to hire, he carries the paper to the table with him and absorb some more of Its contents, but never until later than S o'clock, when he leaves home. Nearly every one knows him. so be scarcely ever reaches the City Hall be fore o'clock, aa he la frequently stopped on the way many times. Peo ple want to ask hint questions concern ing their own private business or per chance to dlscuas briefly some Item of the morning's news. Not later than o'clock, one will find the Mayor at his desk in the City Hall. Invariably, the morning's mall la at tacked, digested and answers dictated to his secretary by S:30. and he la ready for anything and everything. What "anything and everything" means may be Judged very well by the actual record of one day's routine. This was kept April 11. and Is as follows: Inquiry from municipal authorities of Newark. N. J-. concerning the method adopted by this city for In suring public buildings and whether there la a municipal Insurance fund. Inquiry from the Chamber of Com merce of Denver, concerning the tele phone system of the city, the long dis tance and local rates charged. the charge for Installations, removals, etc.. and as to the nature of the telephone franchises held by public service cor porations, and the revenues derived therefrom. Also inquiry as to hotel rates. Letter from resident of Salem. Or- UNDERWATER HOUSE AN UNUSUAL ADVENTURE TALE Copyright. li. by The Shortatory Publishing Company. All tights re served. Copyright secured In Great Britain. BT FRANK BAILEY MILLARD. "I i T shall be built of glass, dearest. and It shall be at the bottom of a lake. There shall be rows of tku flowers, and we shall have oalma ana orrnids inIde It. There U nothing these black men may not do under my ritrrrtlon. What a cool retreat It will b for u In those hot days of the tropical Summer! Thus wrote Frederic Vlnlng. under a rocoa tree on an Island In the South Pacific, to bis sweetheart. Marcla Talt. IB Boston. And. having promised, he et Co work. To yva and to the world Frederic Inlng would have been only a cold man of science. An Impassive counte nance, eyes of that Norse gray In which there Is the least of fire and the great est of penetration, together with what I hey bad railed at Harvard "Vlnlng'a Infernal unplnhnewt. made him a man to be reckoned with at arm's length. And yet no undergraduate In his class had warmed up to h's Faraday or his Darwin as Vlnlng had done, and no one burnt as much oil over Induction the ories or tinkered more tenaciously wltb the electroscope. Socially, too. nj one of the college was less beset by genleel timidities. Freed from col leg, he had cl'mbed fast. He had base! blv game In three or four scientific fields, but at last had left all else and gone from settled choice Into the broad and tempting domain of electricity, with all Its ambltlon Invltlng lures. Ills wlowed mother, on whoe ftcgers biased gems that alone would have placed her high In plutocratic society, gladly gave him money for all hla experiments, and the sight of his laboratory made the heart of many a struggling inventor ache with envy. The mother died and her on built a costly monument over her arave and went to Europe. There his friends of the alumni lost trace of bim for a year or two, and then they heard that he had loaded a ahlp with all man ner of e4ctriral materials and had sailed to the South Pacific, where, on some anonymous volcanic Island, he In- lenaea to pursue nis stuaies outsiae the leash and beyond the whip of civ ilization. His friends were not sur prised, but they were curious: Still, aa none of them knew where to write to him. be was not worried by their questions But once every three months (the trading schooner touched no oftener) a letter came to Vlnlng. It was addresaed ta that very large and angular handwriting which many young women affect because many, oth- y;::;:- . ::..fr v-J Inquiring the name and address of man In Portland owning two fine collie dogs, who sells puppies to shocp ranchers. Letter from one of the Judges of the United States Court of Appeals, advising of the- palna through the city of a foreign nobleman, who Is also gifted lecturer, and suggesting the nobleman be Invited to deliver an ad dress to the people of the city. Worn of Properly Owner.. Old resident and large properly owner on Belmont and adjacent streets at Mount Tabor, near Williams Park, called for a conference with the Mayor and City Engineer In respect to the mprovement of the streets adjacent to his property. Irate and determined property owner living on Hancock street called o know why the paving company had not completed Its contract for the Im provement of the street In front of his property. The Mayor called up the paving company and arranged for the speedy completion of the work. Delegation from the East Slue called to learn the cause of delay In utttng down hard surface pavement. Committee representing Socialist party, called upon the Mayor for the purpose of securing the use of one of he Plaxa blocks fur a public meeting to be held the last Sunday of each month. An answer was promised the committee as to whether the use of the Plaxa block would be permitted for he purpose named at a later date. P. w llllara Kraft, the attorney for nd representative of Farson. Son Ac Co.. bidders for the $500,000 of Broad way bridge bonds, had a long Interview In which Mr. Kraft sought to convince he Mayor that the US. 000 deposit heck should be returned to his clients. The Mayor auggested to Mr. Kraft that Is clients secure the opinion of John P. Dillon as to the validity of the bond issue, and If a favorable opinion was obtained, that his clients take and ay for the bonds. In the event that he bond Issue is declared Illegal bv Judge Dillon, the 1:5.000 check should er young women affect it. When Vln lng received one of these letters there came over his face something that was almost a smile, and once he was observed by one of his helpers a white man to raise the envelope to his lips. The sight of that wild demonstration caused the helper so much astonish ment and perturbation that he dropped a costly glask disk to the floor and broke It Into eighteen small pieces. The kissing of the envelope was In the days before the Mary Ellen had put Into Port Vlnlng and before her crew had told those much befringed tales of wealth to be had at the pearl Islands to the north. In the evening of the day that the Mary Kllrn sailed Vlnlng had called hla man Toll to summon a white assistant to his cabin and had learned that the men he had brought to the Island of Kau had all sailed away on the schooner. Toll had thought that bis master would be very angry, and when he had told him of the desertion be ran Into the thicket. Peering from the brush he saw Vlnlng look away to ward the north for a moment and then light a cigar. Soon after that an ugly look came upon the face of the savage, for Malta, the moat beautiful young woman of the Island and shapely aa fair women are In dreams, approached Vlnlng shyly and touched hla arm. Toll saw Vln lng smile upon the girl and soon she was sitting beside him and they talked softly aa the shadows deepened. Then Toll went away. All he said was. Walt!" Next day Vlnlng went over to the place where the Kauans. under their black overseer, were laying the foun dations of the "glass palace," as the proud savant called It. and truly It promised to be of palatial dimensions. It was situated In a great punch-bowl of a valley, a mile wide. Into which Vlnlng purposed to turn a river and thus make a lake. The blacks lased at their work. but. aa there were many of them, and they had been well trained, there was not much of false motion, and the palace grew under their bands. In the months that followed. Vlnlng kept the work well under his eye. and when the last great plate of glass, the making of which had so mystified the people of Kau, was In Its place and firmly cemented, the flood-gate was opened and the water began slowly to rise about the crystal walls. A few months later Frederic Vlnlng wrote to Marcla Tait: "The water Is fathoms deep over the roof and the takua are growing about the windows of Underwater House. You have no Idea how clever these natives are at diving and working under wa ter. They hare stopped every leak and J be returned. The expense Incident to obtaining Judge Dlllon'a opinion to be borne by Farson. Son A Co. Representatives of the Portland Rail way. Light fc Power Company, and of the Nelson Fender Company, held a conference with the Mayor In reference to the fender ordinance recently vetoed by him. The two corporations named have agreed to meet the objections urged by the Mayor, and have arranged to prepare an ordinance In accordance therewith. Attorney representing Mrs. Josephine Harris, who has presented a claim for Injuries sustained by reason or a de fective walk and which matter was considered by the Judiciary Committee of the Council at Its last session, dis cussed the subject with the Mayor. Good Samaritan Hospital sent repre sentative, asking that at the approach ing primary and municipal election, the polling booths be stationed at some distance from the hospital. The Mayor took immediate steps to arrange that no polling booth should be located In the vicinity or the hospital. Preachers Pay Visit. Two ministers called on the Mayor to pay their respects, they having been in the City Hall on other business, and felt It Incumbent In this manner to testify to tbelr good will and friend ship. Two handsome young ladles called for the purpose of selling tickets for a benefit musical. Representatives of various local pa pers are constantly in and out of the Mayor's office, making Inquiries con cerning executive business. Various heads of departments called on the Mayor with reference to matters affecting their particular departments. nd about which they desired to con sult with him. Letter received from I H. Weir, of the playground Association of America, recommending for appointment as sec retary of the Playground and Recrea tion Ground Association of Portland, organised under the direction of the Park Board and Board of Education, a planted the takua everywhere about the house. ' These takus are wonderful ly tough plants, like ropes, and they grow long, with occasional large flow ers that are beautifully colored. "Tou said In your last letter that you would come in December. Better put It off till April, for you muat re member that your Winter Is our Sum mer, and you should not begin here In the hottest weather, but In the coolest. so that your acclimation will be the easier." Malla was at his elbow while he wrote, her black eyes shooting love straight at him. and Toll, from a little distance, was blscker of brow and mut tering more deeply than ever. But It was not Malia'a love that caused the writing of this letter of post ponement. Vlnlng had but played with the soft little maid of the South. She had filled some of his leisure hours when he was book-tired or tobacco- tired, and he knew nothing of Toll's volcanic Jealousy. The real trouble lay deeper. There bad been vague grum Mings down Tonga way. The Islands to the south had trheatened war upon the people of Kau. Vlnlng did not know that Toll was a Tongan who. In his youth, had been enslaved by the blacks of Kau. As .a matter of fact. Toll had been In secret communication with his people for months and stood ready to betray Vlnlng and deliver him Into the bands of the Southern sav ages, who were stronger and more warlike than the Kauans. When the letter was signed and sealed. Malta, who had known better than to speak while Vlnlng'a pen was busy, purred softly to - the man she loved, and brought him breadfruit from a nearby tree, serving It daintily upon a large lear. "The days pass." she said, "and the moons come and go, but the great one stays and loves me. He will never go." "No," said the great one, with a new sense of the smallness of the part he was playing in trifling with this steadfast love, and his thought running upon the tender terms of his letter and of Malta's utter Ignorance of them and of many things. "No. I do not go and have no wish to go. Now run with this letter down to the schooner, Malta.. It will salt soon. Be fleet." Malla. grasping the letter, was off down the slope to the beach like a gull upon the wind, and Vlnlng called Toll, who fawned and grinned and told him again. In answer to his questions, of the weakness of the Tongan warriors, who were small In number and who were women and children and not fit to fight the stalwart Kauans. But there were older men than Toll On the Island of Kau and these urged preparations for strong defense. , young man who has had conslderabl experience In this line of work. Three different city employes called on the Mayor urging him to approve their application for salary raise. Letter received from the Board of Underwriters requesting the Mayor to appoint a rity electrician. This Is one of the additional employes provided for by the new building code. , Delegation of women carted on Mayor, urging him to take steps look ing to the selection of a playground in the congested district of Alhina. Several applications were made to the Mayor for the Installation of ad ditional electric lights. Representatives of different, bond buying firms who had bid on the Broad way bridge bonds and the water bonds which were advertised for sale, called on the Mayor to discuss with him the various features of their proposed pur chase of bonds. The different departments, with one or two exceptions, send their requisi tions to the Mayor's office for ap proval. While he might take two hours for luncheon without violating any prece dents, he is usually back at his office shortly after 1 o'clock. The Mayor scarcely ever leaves the City Hall until after 5 o'clock, "quo ting time." and is usually on duty in the executive office until 5:30. If there is nothing of particular Importance, he sometimes leaves In time to call at the office of his law firm, which he left to become Mayor. From there he goes to his home at- 689 Everett street. He dines early, reads the evening pa pers, and unless he is down on some programme, seldom leaves the house at night. He Is very regular In his habits, shuns liquor, never smokes and op poses all forms of Intemperance. Conducting the affairs of a wealthy city In an official capacity is but a fair beginning of the work of Portland's Mayor. This he Is expected to do when he assumes the duties of the office, but after he Is In the harness, hla services are In demand everywhere. For ex ample, he had been In the position bin a few weeks when it became necessary "They have guns," said a man whose father had been eaten In a Tongan feast, "twenty, thirty guns, and they can shoot straight." ."I wish you could tell me what kind of guns. Have they repeating rifles, like ours?" asked Vlnlng. "I know not. but I know they can shoot, and they shoot straight." "Well, we'll have some target prac tice, this afternoon. Tou, Nerido, shall be Captain. How many men can you muster?" "Plenty men with spears, but only 10 with guns, and the men of Tonga have 20, 30." "Yes, but there are the torpedoes to blow up the war canoes. I will show you how to use them. And there are the little battery and the mortar. We can keep them off." "We try hard, chief," said Nerido, bowing and going forth to summon his men. Day after day went by and the wa ters lay calm about the Island and no war canoes hove fn sight. As hi sense of security grew, Vlnlng took up his experiments again and made good progress. On a day when the air trembled with heat and there was a mass of heavy reading to do, he lolled on a divan In the glass house under the lake. It was a place of peace there beneath the placid waters. Looking far out Into the perfectly transparent depths ne saw the takus sway as - the flsh glided silently past them. Sometimes a gold-red fin would fan the outer sur face of the glass close against his face, or a brown nose would be gently flat tened against one of the great panes The fierce sunlight of the upper air was softly screened by the green wa ters, and to the eyes there was a sense of relief and of rest. And the calmness, the silence, the serenity of It all! - Vinlng heard a suft rustle near him. He turned and there was Toll, half In and half out of a darkened nook in the farther partition wall. "Ah, Toll, bring me that book-rest and then run away and don't bother." The master's eyes were not turned to Toll's, or he might have seen the glow of hate and the fierce anticipation in them. . When the man had left the room Vinlng settled down on the cush ions to read, but the sweet languor that had so often stolen upon him then came over him again and made his eyes wander from the book and out Into the still, cool depths of the lake. His dream was of Marcla and of the time when she should be there by his Ida. It was a delightful dream there . sisJsM?? if IIS JllTi's .1? y-": A i If f iff t f Y . ,rfi f -if - .C& ' ' , .. sJ 1 i iii" ij"1""' " 'ssaTlissl'sssl'wsaMsjM'giM for him to go to Seattle and participate In the exercises of Portland day at the exposition there. He has been doing similar things ever since and will con tinue' until he turns the city's affairs over to some other man. Welcoming conventions to the city, dedicating buildings, laying corner stones, presiding at banquets or rep resenting the city at them; meeting people from abroad and making them feel "at home," are a few of the fea tures of the Mayor's life not specified under the charter but which, never theless, he finds it Incumbent upon him to do because of an unwritten law, which Is Just as binding as the written law. In other words, the Mayor is every-one's man, and when he Is want ed for anything, he usually consents. about the only acceptable excuse being that he has an engagement that pre cludes his acceptance of another. Mayor Simon is the first Mayor of Portland to own an automobile. It is good car and is usually at hand for ready- use. He has provided It for city business, as well as private affairs, and It has run thousands of miles on trips of inspection throughout the city since he took office nearly two years ago. I In the perfect restful quiet of the under-water world. Harshly upon that quiet now broke the sound of the telephone bell at his elbow. He started and took the re ceiver off the hook and said "Hello, Nerido! What's up?' A buzz of thick excitement came over the wire. Then Nerido got breath to say: "The warriors of Tonga! They are upon us! While our men were asleep at noon they stole, up from the east of the island and are now In the wooded hills to the north by the lake shore and not far from the tunnel gate of the glass palace. Give us the word! What shall we do?" "Call your men up! March them to the rocks by the lake shore! The rocks will protect them from the fire of the Tonga people. Lose no time! But be careful. Waste no shots by idle fir ing. I will be with you soon." "Wait, chief. Let me see through my glass again." There was a pause. "Do not come- out," was Nerido's sharp warning. "They are near the j tunnel gate to the glass palace! "How many men? "Two twenties and more. They, are coming on all the time." "Very well, leave some one at the telephone and go forth instantly with your rnen." "I go," quietly replied Nerido. "and 1 thirst for the blood of the men who ate my father." "This Is an odious position," mused Vlnlng, looking blankly about. ."I would like to have a hand in the skirm ish over yonder, but here I am like a fly In a bottle with a tight cork. But let them move away from, the tunnel gate and I'll try that new rifle of mine to some purpose. Hello, Somali! !" "Hello, chief!" "Tie the big wire to the picture win dow, set the telescope to point upon the Tongans, and keep It there." "All right, chief." The "picture window" was what the natives called Vinlng's. greatest inven tion. His name for it was the eleetro photoscope. By Its use any scene that lay under sunlight In the range of a telescope . could be mirrored upon . a screen at the end of a wire miles away. Vlning now set up his screen in a little dark room off from the apart ment where he had been lounging. This screen was merely a large framed ground glass, which he swung neatly into place in the door of the dark room. He ran his telephone transmit ter Into the black closet, turned on an arc light behind the glass and, shutting the door of the dark, room, sat upon a etool, , One of the features of his administra tion that are unique is the numerous trips he has taken to keep In touch with affairs of the municipality. Simon Always on Time. The Mayor Is necessarily the guiding hand of the city. To him every one looks for advice and counsel. He pre sides at sessions of the City Council; approves or disapproves ordinances, and It is he who must determine whether measures are proper for the public welfare, for upon his decision much depends. He is the presiding of ficer of the Executive Board, Water Board, Health Board, . Park. Board and Civil Service-Commission, and is never late a minute. He appoints the mem bers of the Council to various commit tees, likewise the members of the Ex ecutive Board, who are men chosen by him direct; the Councilmen are elected. He signs million of dollars'- worth of improvement and other bonds every year, and bonds required for contracts on city work or for public officials he also approves. The Mayor is about the only official the people recognize, especially If they "Hello, Somalil!" he called. "Why don't you turn It on?". "The thumb-screw is broken, chief." "Put in a new one. Hurry!" In a few minutes a faint Image ap peared upon the screen before the dark room, and Vinlng saw,, strangely distorted; the features of Somalii, who was bending over -the lens of the cam era. "Set up the telescope tripod and swing the glass ' Into place," directed the master. Over the telephone came grating sounds and a rap or two; then there flashed upon the scene the blurred outlines of the cocoa-palms across the lake, more than a mile from Somalii's camera, but not three nunarea yaras, from the spot where Vlning sat. "Get your focus, man! Get your focus!" ordered the master. Slowly the blur cleared away, and then sharply upon the screen were ehown the edge of the lake, the woods and half-naked warriors of Tonga in a ragged group, some standing still, some sitting and others moving about. Ten or a dozen of the hostiles were approaching the tunnel gate. They ramA on warilV. "Let's see." said Vlning. "I have five mines there, scattered about. Ah, hAro'a th chart." ' - He turned toward- the glimmering screen a piece of glaes on wnicn was traced a map, showing the immediate vicinity of the tunnel gate. Knir that- vantruard of black fel lows Is right over mine-four." . His finger hovered above an electric but ton. Then he Jerked It away. "It would be a pity to blow up those nnnr heirE-ars." said he. 'I 11 1UI milin h.-A-anH siimrise them." The unerring Instrument showed the little advance troop to De wnnin aw ml., three. - Vinlng pressed a button. There was a great red flash upon the screen and the attacking party was carried off its feet by the shock' and surprise. There were also signs of consternation among the main body of the' warriors. ' Raising them selves and stumbling affrlghtedly, the advance guard fled precipitately hack to their comrades. But one of them, wholly- overcome by his fear, lay for eome time where he had fallen before he crawled away on all fours. , Vinlng heard a tap at the door of the dark room. He opened it and be fore him. stood Malia, trembling and fearsome. , "What are you doing here? asuea Vlning. angered. "You were to come only when I sent for you, Malla, and you disobey me." . "O chief, too not chide me! wailed the frightened girl. "I knew you were la danger, and. I have been waiting want to find fault. People call him up over the telephone to complain about a neighbor's chickens and they don't want to be referred to the police or City Attorney, but want the Mayor to settle the dispute off-hand. A policeman who wants to be pro moted thinks the Mayor can "fix" it and calmly asks him to do so. A man wants a job In one of the de partments and he believes the Mayor can appoint him at will, but he cannot; everything is under civil service and to get work one must pass an examina tion. If a street is dusty, the Mayor Is ap pealed to to have it sprinkled or oiled, but he has to refer It to the street cleaning department. Many poor people appeal to him to give advice on legal subjects. Such is the busy round of the Mayor of Portland, and because a man is Mayor, he is expected to take criti cism gracefully, to look for compli ments seldom and to be prepared to re tire to private life at the end of his term with no enemies and on friendly relations with everyone. He s expect ed to give every one anything- asked for and to please every one all the time. about in these rooms of the under water house to see what I might do for you. What do they tell you over the wires? Are the warriors of Tonga on the island?". "Yes," said Vlning, In softer tonee. "Look here. girl, do you see them?" "What wonders! You make tnetr pictures to come over the wire- and live before you. You are a great chief, Lataafa. You are a god. But see. here come our people." She pointed to the edge of the screen, where the Ka.ua a band, creeping behind the rocks by the lake side, moved slowly toward the invaders. "They see them; the Tongan warriors see them. Now there will be fighting and blood upon the grass, and " "Hush, chiid!" said Vining. For the arc light fluttered and the picture wavered and he was all impatience. "Now our people are at the last wall of rocks!" she went on. breathing very hard, "and they stop there. The Ton gan men are coming up the lake side. They are nearer and nearer, but there Is no shooting. Why is there no shoot ing, Lataafa?" "They want our people to fire and then, they will try to rush in and win. An old trick. Malia. They have only, single-shot muskets. They do not know that our men have repeating rifles. There, our guns are firing upon them: not to much purpose though, for the distance is too great. Now the Tongans rush in to shoot at short range and make a sweeping vic tory. That was the trick. Now they begin their fire." "But see," cried Malia, thrusting her forefinger toward a corner of the screen, "our people's guns are blazing again and again, and they keep blaz ing! The men of Tonga halt, many ot. them fall to the ground and the rest run back to the woods! By the great god of Kau, we have beaten them! They are still near the tunnel gate or we could go forth now and hail the vic tors." ' "Do not be so sure of victory yet, Malia. ' I think, more men were left in the war canoes and these will now come up and join their comrade.s. Wait bit, my girl. We must nave pa tience. But Malia had left his side. fche had heard a rustling in the outer room and had stolen forth to see what had caused it. Her eye caught a dark figure gliding silently down the hall way. It was Toil. .tier savage intu ition sent a fear of treachery to her heart. She ran after the man, lightly treading and making no sound. But after peering about in the dim light of . the corridors and Into dark corners of rooms, she came back, smiling at her "Concluded oa Pag J-).