TTTE ST7XP,T" OREGOXTAN, FORTLAXD, JANUARY 15, 1911. 'g:rer- iNew Rational. Academy T5iiii! 7 f)r5::Pv jMiC-tionoMilitary' issk j I T 'and Civilian Aeronauts ( ;, 4 -Wkl Wm-'A ' i BT JOUX EU-IIETH W ATKINS. HOW do you lemrn to fly? The flylnc masters of our new National ArUtlon School have beea telllnc m all about It. Fifteen to twentr lessons and ru are a blrdman to full feather. Fifteen to twentr lessons at 1-5 per, and you can add "srlatlon" to yotar nsine. This means f ITS to fSOO for the course, de pending; upon your aptitude and your re. It is a much more pleasurable process than being; broken In to ballooning, for no discomfiture akin to "balloon sick ness" Is ever experienced by the avi ator who Is trylns; his wlnits. And this Is because your biplane or monoplane never revolves or rolls, whereas your jrasbas; Is forever undulating, oscllat 1ns;. pulsatlna;. But balloonlns; is quit too out of date for serious discussion, my flylnc masters tell me, with disdain ful shrug of shoulders. Your Ilrrt lesson. But to the business. Let us break you In on. say. "the WrlKht "either the "Wright roadster" or tha -haby Wrlg-ht." Tour flylnir master swings open tha doors of the hangar and rolls the bi plane out Into the aviation field. lie boosts you Into the "passenger scat" In the center of the machine and takes his place In the "operator's seat," on your left, where he Is always counterbal anced by the engine, whether your seat Is occupied er not. "Bur-r-r-r! Sli-s-i-x:" Tou do not know Just when you leave the ground, but presently you drop your eyes to see the grass rolling back beneath you like the endless platform of a colossal tread mill. Tou have nothing to do except hold fast. Thus for 10 minutes you barely skim the ground. Then, be fore you realise that the biplane has alighted, you are told to Jump out. And here endeth the first lesson, which Is devised merely to accustom you t the sensation of flying. Tour second flight takes you up SO feet. Making sure that you have your nerve, the flying master "gives" you the "actuating lever," which steers the bi plane up and down or keeps It In a hor lsontal course. When first your left palm grasps the helm you are somewhat appalled by the consciousness that you have taken your life Into this same hand. But this sense of grave responsi bility Is exaggerated. Tour flying teacher has hold of a duplicate lever. which corrects any errors you may chance to make. At the same time he clutches the "warping lever," which controls the biplane's lateral balance and turns It to right or left. Six flights you make with actuating lever In hand, and next you aiaglven six more with the aforesaid warping lever. Then you are taken up and given both levers, your teacher all the while main taining superior control with the dupli cates In his hands. Regardless of how your erring hand may tempt fate, the great bird does his bidding. learning the "Flffure Eight." Gradually you master the turn to the right or left, then the difficult "figure eight" and finally you learn to launch your craft from terra Arm a Into the aerial sea above or to drop it gently down from the empyrean's perilous heights onto hospitable earth. And In learning this last feat you must master the art of "taking oft" the motor In the air and of gliding or coasting so that In case of accident to your engine you may make a safe landing without your propeller's aid. Having made six perfect landings, you are turned loose. I.Ike the mother bird which has faithfully and patiently taught Its young the art of arts, your flying master now pushes you from the nest and surrenders you to the hand of fate. It has taken you from two to seven days to undergo your full course of 15 to 20 lessons, the first eight or ten of which have been given on calm days this that you cannot blame your errors upon the vagaries of the winds. But during the latter half of your course the (lying master sees to Jt that you are up In breezy weather. Into whose tricks and treacheries you must be In itiated under his guidance. If you value your trusty neck. Practice With Skeleton Machine. Mastering the Curtlss machine Is a very similar process except that mas ter and pupil sit tandem fashion but flying with th Blerlot, Farman v any other foreign machine Is taught by what Is termed the "French-Knglish method." For your earlier lessons you board a great skeleton bird which cannot fly, no matter how It yearns for the air. It merely runs you along the ground, while you are learning all of the lev ers. Having been thus "broken In." you are given an actual machine with very low horsepower, In which you hop along the ground a few yards at a time. Very gradually are Its surface and power . Increased, until you can venture 200 feet above ground. Finally, upon graduation from the school, you are ready to purchase there your Wright roadster, or baby Wright, for 17500; your Curtlss, for $4000; your Farman or Blerlot, for $5000, or your Antoinette, for $7000. Indeed, this national flying academy will be the most Interesting thing that Washington has feasted Its eyes upon In many a year which Is saying much, for the calptal city is blase from see ing always the greatest sights that are offered to beholders. The hangars, aerodrome, experiment ground, demonstration field and ma neuver ground of the school are being made shipshape out at College Park, Md., a near suburb of the National capital, on the same ground which the Wrights have used In instructing Army officers In the handling of. tha War Department's only aeroprane. Here both theoretical and practical instruc tion) will be given with biplanes, mon oplanes and aerial craft of all kinds, and the "aerial maneuver ground" will be arranged as a park, where officers of tho Army, Navy, National Guard and active members of the U. S. aeronautic al reserve will study aeronautics as a means of National defense. Washing ton was chosen as the country's center for military aviation not only because the War and Navy departments are here, but because military and naval attaches are Btatloned at the capital by all of the great foreign powers Inter ested In the enlargement of aerial fleets. The Wrights and other aviators have, moreover, found the capital's "flying weather" especially good, Its "flying season" unusually long arid its sur rounding topography ideal for test flights. The desire of aeroplane makers to exhibit their craft where members of Congress can see things for them selves. Is another reason why the Col lege Park site was chosen. The Head of the Faculty, The provisional head of the school's faculty is Captain C.i J. Fox, United States aeronautical reserve, who Is also Major and Chief of Ordnance, National Guard, District of Columbia. For five years Major Fox studied military sci ence In France, Germany and England, in all of which countries he has at tended maneuvers. He has studied also at the University of Geneva and Paris. While a student at Heidelberg he won the degree of Ph. D. by writing a thesis on the military science of Na poleon Bonaparte Speaking of the new school. Major Fox said: "In the course of military instruction the National Aviation School will make practical experiments in aerial recon nolssance, dispatch carrying, transmit ting wireless messages and visual sig naling; also the carrying of ammuni tion, sanitary supplies and other war material. The reconnolssance work will Include estimating d'stance and Judg ing the number and arm of troQpswhen seen at a distance from above whlla moving rapidly through the air. Teaching Bomb Dropping. "Instruction and practice in bomb1 dropping will be a regular feature of the military course. Foreign experi ments In military aeronautics will be studied carefully, and under the di rection of Army, and Naval officer adapted to American military condi tions. There will also be established In conjunction with the school a general supply depot for monoplanes, biplanes, motors, propellers and aeronautic ma terials of all kinds, and a demonstra tion grounds .where the manufacturers of, various types of machines will be Invited to exhibit. It is Intended to establish at Washington a kind of per manent exhibit, where people who have come from all parts of our own coun try, as well as tho diplomatic repre sentatives who como from foreign gov ernments, may see all that America has to offer in the aeronautical line. As a co-ordinate branch of the school, we aim to have an aeronautical labora tory, directed by a mathematical physi cist of National reputation, for the study of such problems as the lifting power of different surfaces, the pro peller power of the air, action of the wind currents, skin friction and struct ural strength of aeroplane materials." . BASEBALL YARNS Stories ot Great Players and Plays of Past and Present TMEHE are two types of baseball cranks that pester ball players es pecially. They are: the crank who writes letters anonymously and tells the players how bad they are and the enthusiastic crank who butta In, Intro duces himself, and proceeds re tell how good they are. Ty Cobb, the Tiger star, met one of .the latter kind on a train this Summer. Worse than that, the fellow not only was a baseball crank, but also one of these "purity In sport" reformers. Hi held for cleanliness for sportsmanship, and Cobb was with him. Then he got to talklnjr about tricks turned by ball players to gain advantages, and be de cried them as unsportsmanlike. Finally he said: "Mr. Cobb. I am delighted to know you. I have read things that gave me an Idea totally Incorrect of you and your playing. I am glad to And you a sportsman and a lover of clean sport." "Thank you." muttered Cobb, a trifle wearily. '"I shall explain to my friends." stated the fan. "I'm sure. Mr. Cobb, that as a fouthera gentleman, you never took is unfair advantage of an opponent, that you never bumped a baseman In tentionally or cut with your spikes, did your "WelL" said Cobb, hesitatingly, "not any of my close personal friends." Billy "Bullhead Dahlen. now the se date and settled manager of the rap Idly rllng Brooklyn team, once bad something of the same sort of an ad venture with a great editor. It hap pened at that Urn I was working fur 1 the editor who. besides being one of the great newspaper geniuses of the country, happened also to be a wild baseball crank. One day Dahlen, who was playing shortstop, had a bad day. He kicked and booted and threw wild and did everything backward, and that night the editor, who had seen tke game, summoned zne and said, sharp ly: "Go after that fellow, Dahlen, and Th Day DaMen Wanted to Be Put Out of tha Qame. drive htm out ef town. He's a loafer and a drinker." There wasn't a chance te argue, so I hunted Dahlen up and remarked that I was going to "pan the life out of him" and drive him off the team, ex plaining the circumstances. Where upon he remarked that he wished me success and would help me. Fer two weeks Dahlen was criticised at every turn. Then we went Kast and on the train Dahlen and I slipped away from Anson's ever watchful eye and sought the buffet car and liquid refreshment. 'Willie we were thus engaged the edi tor entered the car, addressed me, in quired whether the ceam was on the train and was Introduced to Dahlen. I left them at 11 o'clock, the editor ordering more beer and talking base ball with Dahlen. The following morn ing the editor stopped at ray berth. "I was much mistaken In that young man, Dahlen." he remarked. "He Is a smart. Intelligent and Interesting young man. I believe then stories about his drinking have been exaggerated. I fear we have been misled by the talk of cranks. I wish you would write a story suggesting him as the logical successor of Captain Anson as the man ager of the team." Dahlen was, during hi Chicago ca reer, a pestiferous player toward the umpires, and one of the worst nagirers In the business. He has grown sedate and conservative and la friendly to some of the .umps nowadays, but whan young he gave all tne umpires and Cncle Nick Young more trouble than any player since his time. . One day on the .West Side, Dahlen approached Hank O'Day, who was the umpire, and remarked: "Say, Hank, if I run at you in the first Inning and call you a blank blank blank and step on your toes with my spike and push my glove Into your face, what'll you do?" "DoT' said Henry, getting rolled up. "Do? ni chase you off the lot faster than you can run." "All right." said Dahlen, calmly, "no hard feelings; I Just want to get put out qulok, so I can get to Harlem In time to get a bet down on the fourth race." "Huh." said Hank. "Huh Say, you can't get put out of this game In a TyvCobb In-tha Clutches of the Peat. thousand years, not if you spike me In the face." Nor could he, although he did every thing he could think of. O'Day made him play out the string, and the horse lie wanted to bet on won the race at heavy odds. ' Possibly the best Joke of the entire baseball year was the one that Frank Isbell. now owner and manager of the Wichita team, slipped over on his old comrades, the Chicago Wljite Sox. this Spring. The Sox were to play an ex hibition gome at Wichita, and Issy had made great preparations for their com ing. Also he thought they had a sense of humor which was another mistake. Issy prepared a great feast at his home, and served to his old friends on the Sox team a beautiful repast. Dur ing the dinner the Sox were telling of the wretched umpiring they had been getting, and how every umpire In the little cities thought himself duty bound to help bis team beat big leaguers. Issy remarked: "I've been having trouble here In the exhibition games. I've had one of the regular league umpires, but Detroit kicked on him and 'the other teams, too. He was pretty bad, so I got another fellow for today. I think he's all right. He lives here and has um pired a lot of amateur and college games. He's a man worth a quarter of a million dollars, he stands high in so ciety and church circles and In business. He thinks It an. honor to umpire this game, and I hope you fellows .won't kick." They didn't kick. The umpiring was fine up to the ninth Inning. Then Wichita was leading by one run. In the first of the ninth, with a runner on bases, Frank Smith hit the ball half a mile over the left field, fence and put the Sox ahead. Up to that time the Sojc had been much pleased wlth the um pire, but when Wichita went to bat for the last time things changed.. The tun- , pire began to call balls regardless of where they were pitched. He walked three men, then another and forced home a tun. The Sox grew mad and Smith turned on him. "What are you trying to do?" he de manded. "Steal this game?" "Why, Mr. Smith." said the prom inent citizen, in distressed and surprised tones. "Mr. Ibsell explained to me that you wanted to lose this game to him to give his Wichita team a good send off." Foxy Issy had "double-crossed" both the umpire and the Sox and he won the game. Instead of seeing tho Joke, the Sox got mad. rkA-hana th a most remarkable catch made anywhere during the season of 1910 was made Dy uarusie, oi wie r non team of the Pacific Coast League, on the "San Francisco grounds early In October. The catch was made possible because it started in a Joking tribute by Carlisle to the hitting prowess of "Ping" Bodie, the slugging outfielder of the Frisco team, who came near breaking world's records for home run hits during the season. The San Francisco grounds are sit uated low, and surrounded by great fenoee, some of them as, tall as the three-story bouses that adjoin the park. At points the fences are nearly 60 feet high, yet Bodre kept driving the ball over fences, signs and high screens un til it got to be a regular thing, and a source of Joking among the fans and players alike. The Vernon team came down from the North with the Frisco team, and they stopped to play a series on the Mission-street grounds. It hap pened that while the team was away painters had been putting some new lettering on signs high above the fence, and one tall ladder remained propped against the fence In right center field. TV,. lorlnr too f left thPTP. And After "Vernon, had batted and failed, to score, Carlisle, Jogged out te his position, the ladder, and thought of a Joke. Two were out when 'Ping," the hero of Frisco, came to bat. Carlisle jogged back to the fence and, climbing about 20 feet up the ladder, turned his face toward the field. The bleacher crowd appreciated his tribute to Bodie's Set ting power and laughed and cheered, and the crowd in the stands took up the applause. Bodle swung wickedly upon tho first ball pitched. Carlisle, thinking he had carried the joke far enough, was descending the ladder, when he saw the ball coming toward the fence, far above his head. He turned, scrambled 10 feet up the ladder, clung to a round with one hand and. stretching out the other, caught the ball. The catch caused a long argument, but It was allowed and then the umpire stopped the game until the ladder was removed. (Copyright. 1910, by Joseph B. Bowles.) MITCHELL GIVES FIGURES Employers' Liability Companies Get Huge Sums Kach Year. PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 14. In eleven years $99,959,078 has been paid In-premiums to employers' liability compan ies in the United States, while but $42, 599,498 was paid out In claims. Of this amount less than $30,000,000 went to Injured working men and their fam ilies. More than 600,000 men are killed op maimed every year In American indus trial pursuits. These figures are given by John Mitchell, labor leader at a meeting, at which was organized a state branch of the National organizations which ia working for uniform staU laws-