AMATEUR MINSTRELS WILL ' . , 1 DISPORT AT THE BAKER Spanish War Veterans' Annual Benefit Performance to Be Better This Year Than Ever Before. 4 p A" a A: r A I STUNTS, gags, character studies, top- f ieal songs and an abundance of clever . I dancing and side-splitting quips on local political and social life Is wnat you win see and hear ff you attend the Spanish War Veterans' annual minstrel show at the Baker Theater, two nights. Wednes day and Thursday. December 1 and-1. Preparations for the show have been going- on for the past two months, and when the- curtain goes up at the Baker one of the best and funniest shows ever given by local talent will be seen. There are over 0 people in the performance, and It Includes the best local talent In the city and a big orchestra of 12 pieces will greatly add to the attractiveness of the performance. This is one of the most popular affairs of the city and is given annually for the benefit of the Spanish War Veterans- relief fund. The shejw at the Baker Theater will undoubtedly play to crowded houses, as over 1000 tickets have already been sohi. The programme ullows: GRAND ENSEMBLE. PART FIRST. WHO IS WHO. Toaxtmamer Jay H. Upten Quen of the Philippines Z-b I,. Martin H Soldier I.over Lincoln Hart The Queens .renters Seneca Font. M. Marks. .Ir- Frd Jones. Harold nermann. Soloiits George W. Sweeny. Foss Griffith, fiut Fleming. Lawyer Eddie Welnateln Guesta A. I Harper. Harold Hermanns. W li. foDlev. W. H. Walah, E. B. Wright, H. E. Williams. Guests Cal Simmons. Will Oeorce H. Crr. Gordon A. Peel T. Under. E. K. Evana. ENGLISH BARNSTORMER IS NOW BECOME FUNNY MAN Dallas Welford, Plaything of Fortune, Gravitated Naturally Into Glare of Calcium, and There He Sticks. TILERE'S a chap coming to town next week, who Is the original provoker of mirth, without ex cepting Bill Nye, Solomon, Joe Miller or any other man history tells about. He's the one and only, and his name Is Dal las WXlford. Not so very long- ago had anyone mentioned that name to you, you'd have scratched your head, stood on one foot a. moment and finally wound up by admitting you were not "wise." But old Dame Fortune has a way of tapping now and then on one's door to let him In on a good thing, and this Is exactly what .happened to the public. It' was only a few years ago that Dal las Welford was a plain, ordinary barn stormer, and a barnstormer In Kngland at that. "Audiences are funny things, don't you know." said the funny man. "Every part of the world has a certain kind of a play patron and each takes Its humor In a different way. English audiences are hard to play to, for It is seldom you hear a roar of spontaneous mirth . go up from all over the house as you do In this country. You do or say a funny thing, and It takes a moment or two be fore It has a chance to percolate, and consequently the laugh comes In over the footlights in dribs. "Ag-aln, the East and West are en tirely different. A Broadway audience will howl at a Joke that casts an air of sr loom over a collection from .Seattle. SOCIETY NEWS Coa tinned From rage Four. during the Winter, and It is hoped that the members will take advantage of this opportunity and bring their wives, and those who have none, their sweet hearts. The Woman's Press Club of Oregon will meet next Wednesday evening In the clubrooms on the fourth floor 9f the Tilford building, corner of Eleventh and Morrison streets. Mrs. Eva Emery Dye will give a talk on "Women In Civic Life." Mrs. Lucia Faxon Addi ton will have a paper on "Modern Writ ers of All Countries." The general dis cussion w-ill be led by Mrs. Chapman. Owing to the wide interest in the pro gramme, members will have the privi lege of bringing a guest. fa The Mondav Musical Club will give a music festiva'l at the Chrietensen hall, Eleventh and Yamhill streets, December 10 in aid of the auditorium, and on the programme will be Vera J. Edwards, dramatic reader; Mrs. Rose Bloch Bauer. Miss Evelyn Hurley. Mifa Cornelia Barker. Mrs. Lulu Dahl Miller and Mrs. Millie Perkins. The Monday class of the Shakespeare Club nill meet this week at Mrs. Allen Todd's. 43a Fourteenth street, corner Col lege, and the Tuesday class with Miss Sadie Knapp, corner East Twenty-second and Burnside. A, special meeting of George Wright Relief Corps Sewing Circle is called at the home of Mattie Jaques. 2t East Thirty-fifth street. Thursday. December 2. from 10 A. M. to 3 P. M. The Irvlngton Club will hold its next "Members' Night" dance at the club house on Friday evening. December 3. ' The M'.ipah Social Club will give a Su) partv Thursday. December 2. at the home of Mrs. Smith. 36S East Glisen street. The Portia Club will meet at the .home of Mrs. Frank S. Grant. 574 East Salmon street, on December T, instead M nchV JC. Wa j0hn Erlckson. r.nri A .andpn. B. Davis. T . C. I) lsh. ensen. Gursts A. sanden. B. Davis. W. c. I.yon, Ja'k Hulford. J. W. Baker. H. L. Turlay. Yankee Doodle Quartet J. H. I alanan. Ernest Tavlor. Foaa GrifTlth. Ie Cooper Color Bearers A. Onlan King and Oh lott Jensen. MUSICAL NUMBERS. In the Shade of the Sheltering Palm".. A. Lincoln Hart "I 'want to Go to the Ball Game" Chorus Introduction of the Queen and Red-head Medley ...Jester. Quartet and cnorua That's a-Plenty- Fred Jones Sweet Girl of My Dreams" George W. Sweeny "My Gal Irene" M. Marks. Jr. As Long as the World Goes Round".... Foss Griffith "GeeY " 'Ain't' V Glad I m Single?"........ A. Lincoln Hart Tm Crazy " When the Band Begins to Play" zeb L. Martin and Guests PART SECOND. Overture By Rose Brook and Orchestra Original Poems of Oregon. . .Andrew augh A Busted Tragedian" Joseph Hayes Composer of "Chocolate Creams." in a specialty of Impromptu selection Warren Camp Recitation Fred Jones "The Mvsterloua Red Auto." a one-act play let based on fact by Oscar Ox. author of "Fat-head" and other funny comedies. CAST OF CHARACTERS. District Attorney M. Marks. Jr. Asst. District Attorney Seneca Fouts Justice of the Peace A. Lincoln Hart Attorney for Defense Jay H. Kpton constable Eddie .Welnsteln Bailiff Jack Hulford Defendant Ben Dav.s Defendant's Father Gordan A. Peel Daily News Reporter Zeb L Martin Jurv of 12 men (alive or dummies). Citizens, spectators, scandal-mongers, knock ers and other undesirables. Scene Justice Court. Time Present. And the collection from Seattle will go into paroxysms of laughter at some thing that would not stir a hair along the Gay White Way. Ridicule a man's environment, and you are sure of a laugh, no matter what country you are In. for a person enjoys things familiar set In a funny light." "My past? We'll just remark that I first saw the light of day in England, and my family had the 'oldest son' ambition for me to become a barrister, a minister, in fact everything which did not suit me. and consequently I kicked over the ropes and tried the newspaper game. From that I worried my way Into a theater as press agent. The life was too strenuous, and I resigned. But I had got a taste of calcium dust, and when one once gets a good mouthful it's goodnight to any other following. I barnstormed Great Britain for a while and by careful engineering worked my way to Lunnon Town. After a few years tTiere, James K. Hackett brought me to America to play the role of 'Mr. Ilopkinson' in the New York production. "I played Hopkinson continuously until last season, when I spent a short time with 'Twenty Days in the Shade.' a scream along Broadway but a failure on the road, which goes to prove my contention a moment ago. This I aban doned to create the role of Professor Maboon (here Is the part I hate to tell) In 'The Girl from Rector's.' But it wasn't long before I was back with my first love again, and here I am." of at Mrs. H. announced. B. Adams', as previously The Toung Men's Social Club, of St. Lawrence Church will give a whist party and iance Wednesday night In St. Lawrence Hall. Third and Sherman 4 ! ". ':".;.'.,'.'. ::':.:: :V V 1 k - - ( --'X fx r-ti .-iMU. -jt u " ' mastoid LOUIS W. BRUNS CO. 293 Morrison St., near Fifth, beg to announce that their stock of Holiday Gifts in Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry, Silverware, Cut Glass and Novelties is now complete and displayed for your inspection. Upon your visit we will show y6u that we have selected our goods from the largest markets here and abroad to suit the mo.st fastidious tastes. IN DIAMONDS we will offer you an especial lot of stones ranging from $25.00 to $500.00. Values that will take you back to the price of diamonds five years ago. ' Our watch stock bulges with the most effective stvles at the most reasonable prices. Our JEWELRY and SILVERWARE DEPART MENTS will delight the most critical buyer. We guarantee the smallest purchase to give satis faction or your money back. OUR MOTTO: To please you with your purchase. LOUIS W BRUNS CO. Jewelers and Opticians. 293 Morrison, near Fifth. streets. Messrs. Harry McCollough. W. P. Lillis and John Daum, is the com mittee in charge. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS. Frederic C. Torrey.'of Vickery, Atkins & Torrev. San Francisco, announces hie annual exhibition of paintings and fine prints,, for two weeks. November 29 to December 11, at Suite 346, Portland Hotel. Not open evenings except Saturdays. The collection of paintings is more numerous and important than in any previous year. SOCIETY PERSONALS. Mr. and Mre. E. J. Tracy have returned after several months in Europe and the Eastern cities. Mr. and Mrs. Lin L. Blumenthal are visiting their mother, Mrs. N. Loeb, and relatives. At home Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. D. Walter Tilford left Tuesday night for -Los Angeles, where they will remain until about May 1. Mr. and Mrs. D. Kunkel leave Tuesday night for San Francisco and Los Angeles. They expect to be gone several months. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Ford, of 32 East Eleventh street,' are receiving congratu lations on the birth last Saturday of a daughter. Jennie Higgins. paet department presi dent of the George Wright Relief Corps, is suffering with typhoid fever in a Eu gene hospital. Mrs. M. White has returned from her six weeks' visit to 'relatives in Walla Walla and is again at home at 1135 Rod ney avenue, Walnut Park. Mr. and Mrs. F. X. Kane, of Williams port, Pa., who have veen visiting their son, Dr. J. Edward Kane, for the past two months, have returned to their home. Miss Jessie James, of 163 Eighteenth street North, arrived home Thanksgiving day from San Francisco, where she had been for about three months visiting Mrs. Hunter. Mary E. Chamberlain, department pres ident of the W. R. C, returned Tuesday from a trip to Southern Oregon, where she visited relief corps as far south as Eugene, finding them in a very prosper ous and pleasing condition. M. C. White and mother, Mrs. H. J. White, of Portland, who are touring Southern California, are registered at the Angelus. In Los Angeles, having re turned after spending several days at Alpine Tavern, on Mount Lowe. Judge and Mrs. TV. H. Poorman and daughter. Mary, of Helena, Mont., were guests of Allan R. Joy on Thanksgiving day. . Other members of the dinner party were Mr. and Mrs. C. W. La Barre. of Orchard, and C. A. La Barre, of Cape Horn, 'Wash. Mrs. Alexander G. Riddell has as her guests her mother, Mrs. Hugh Murray, and her sister. Mrs. Howard Marvin Con rad, of Valdez. Alaska. Ms. Murray and her daughter have been visiting In Cali fornia the past two months and will spend the remainder of the Winter in Portland. ' The Misses Edith and Helen Allworth, accompanied by their brother. Edward C. Allworth. who are all students at Pacific Piano are sold THE HOI SE OF HIGHEST University, Forest Grove, were in Port land Wednesday. The young people were en route' for their home at Battle Ground, near Vancouver, Wash., to spend Thanks, giving. SEN. HEYBURN TO RESCUE Idaho Legislature Will Seek All Pos- r sible Irrigation Matter. OREGONIAN NEWS BUREAU, Wash ington, Nov. 27. The aw authorizing the taking the 13th census next year makes no provision whatever for the compilation of statistics and data on irrigation development in the West, beyond a mere summary of the acreage under irrigation, and the total value of crops from Irrigated lands. Whether this came through oversight or design, the fact remains that a very important part of the census work, which was featured 10 years ago, will have to be omitted from the next census, un less the omission is remedied. Senator Heyburn, of Idaho, whose at tention has been called to the short coming of the census act, has prepared and will introduce next month a bill requiring the collection of very ex tensive data with reference to Irriga tion development in all parts of the West. Not only will his bill call for statistics on Government projects, but on private projects as well, and will provide for a very thorough examina tion and report. He wants everything that can be of material interest with reference to the subject. Senator Heyburn takes the position that if irrigation was an Important subject 10 years ago, it is many times more important now, in view of the tremendous activity since the last census was taken. His bill will have strong support from all Western and many Eastern Senators and Repre sentatives, for the data is of direct interest in the East, whence comes most of the money with which private projects are built. . MAN DIES INJTAKING BATH Chicagoan I'ses Vibrator Machine and Is Electrocuted. CHICAGO. Nov. 2T. Electrocution whill bathing was the late of Joseph P. Mc Inerney, a nephew of Alderman Mc Inerney. of the Thirtieth Ward, in his home last night. A current of 110 volts, the ordinary voltage of the commercial current supplied for incandescent lights, caused the young man's death. The shock was received when, in using an electric vibrating machine during his bath he leaned against the metal faucet of the bathtub, completing a connection which sent the charge through his heart. The victim was 21 years old. His father, Joseph P. Mclnerney. a South Side un dertaker, is just recovering from a stroke of paralveis. It was feared last night that the tragedy would cause his death. MfTnernev. -who was a member of the A Great Artist's Tribute to The Genuine Kreisler Writes: "The execution of expression one can produce in piano playing by means of the Pianola is mar velous, and the Metrostyle enables one to play in the exact tempo Interpreted by great pianists." Fritz Kreisler is not. alone in his opinion of the marked superiority of the fianola. The world's greatest composers, the fore most living virtuosi, the most distinguished musical critics and musical authorities every where have unreservedly praised the marvelous Pianola. Tet the keynote of this mass of appro bation is the Metrostyle device, an exclusive fea ture with the genuine Pianola. There is but one Metrostyle Pianola jnd Pianola Piano, made only by the Aeolian Co., and so marked. All others are imitations. The genuine Metrostyle Pianola and Pianola exciusiveu i " . BIGGEST, 08 j BVSIEST 853 WASHINGTON ST, AT PARK.- Instruments selected now will be delivered as Christmas gifts any time desired. Make reser vations at once. Frits Kreisler tUI appear In recital Thursday evening. Urr. 2d. the Bungalow Theater, dl rertlou l.ol. Sfeers-Wynn Comi.. Sent ante be gins Tnesilny, Sior. 30th, at the Bungalow. Look to the House of Friedlander for Christmas Gifts of the Uncommon Order Diamonds and Gem-Set Pieces Man wears of strict adherence to gems of absolute perfection has emphasized the satisfaction, safety and economy of buying gems of Friedlanders. ' CHAINS LOCKETS EINGS BUTTONS CHARMS SIGNET RINGS NECKLACES The finest line of mounted in 24-carat The largest stock of Sterling Silver shown in Portland; Imported Leather Goods, Art Metal Ware, Hawkcs' Cut Glass, Rock Crystal Chelsea and Seth Thomas Clocks, Auto and Desk Clocks, Sheffield and Mahogany Trays, Sterling Toilet Sets. Everything pertaining to the jewelers' art and Avares. 268 Washington Street firm established by his father Returned home early in the evening and went to the bathroom. He filled the tub with water and then moved the vibrating machine within reach. As he Prepared to use the machine he moved back in the tub and then his back touched the faucet as he placed the vibrating brusn over the region of his heart. He fell over groaning. Cars Dragged on Side. HANFOBD, Cal., Nov. 2T.-The South ern Pacific early morning passenger train from Fresno to Coalinga. through Han- Health and Beauty Advice BY MRS. MAE MARTIN. Cora S.: As you have so much trouble to make vour hair stay up and look neat, try shampooing it twice a month with a teasooonful of canthroj. dis solved in a cup of hot water. This shampoo is Hie one generally used by the best hair-Jressers. It produces an abundant" lather, dries quickly and not only cleans the hair and scalp well, but stop all irritation and gives the scalp a feeling of pleasing freshness. Canthrox makes a delightful shampoo snd will make your hair soft and fluffy? You will have little trouble then to make your hair look nice. Never use soap for shampooing, as it makes the hair brittle, harsh and takes away the glossy look. Mrs U E. : No doubt glasses spoil your looks. Probably you would have no need to wear glasses if you would use a ood eye tonic. Get an ounce of crystos from your druggist and dissolve it in a pint of water. Drop one or two drops in each eve once or twice a day. This is wonderfully strengthening to the eyes and will not mart or burn but raake dull-looking eyes bright and clear is just fine for dull, tired inflamed or weak eyes and for granulated eye-lids. Delia K Face powder will not help vour dark face and neck to any extent, h rubs off too easily and does no per manent good. What you need is some ?ntSg to whiten and beautify your skin and take away that dark, coarse look The finest thing 1 have ever seen for this Is a lotion made from 4 ounces of spurmax. a half-pint of hot water and 2 ieaspoonfuls of glycerine. Apply a lit tle of this lotion to your face, neck and arms and see how wonderfully it will fmprove your looks. It will give you a beautiful complexion and make any sallow or oily skin look fresh and youthful. Spurmax lotion is lnP; sive and I have found it splendid foi Pimples, tan, freckles, cold sores and a shiny skin. You can get spurmax at any drug' store. C F ' The best tonic I have ever used is made bv dissolving 'A teacupful sugar and 1 ounce of kardene in a half-pint of alcohol, adding enough boiling water to make a quart of tonic. Take a table spoonful before each meal and before retiring. It will tone up your system, give von an appetite and do away with that tired feeling you speak of. It is fine for clearing up a sallow com plexion, arousing the liver, removing w wt...i.e nimnlA omH ntner skin liver uiuiwico, " j ...... - eruptions. I use this tonic myself and I Read Mrs. Martym's Tomorrow Is Washday, Avoid Its Troubles by Sending to the ' UNION LAUNDRY COMPANY Where Linen Lasts FAMILY WASHING Rough dry by the piece lc up. Lace Curtains, 30c per Pair. Call Main 398 or A 1123. Useful Things in Solid Uolct LAVALLIERES GOLD BEADS BRACELETS SCARF PINS BUTTONS IN SETS BROOCHES VEIL PINS Coral and Jade Jewelry in the city, gold of exclusive workmanship. ford, was wrecked 'today one mile east of Iemoore. presumably by a broken rail. The baggage car, smoker and two pas senger coaches were thrown on their sides and dragged some distance before the train came to a standstill. No one was seriously injured. Meat eating U on the inerea in Japan. Its popularity Is Increased by the recently advanced theory that an overgreat consump tion of rice is a source ot beriberi. The upper and middle clawes. who have hither to eaten large quantities ot rice, are now slowly beginning to add meat to their dletarr. Beef Ik the favorite dish. it keeps mv blood in good condition the year around and my face looking healthy. Mrs. B.: You can easily get rid of vour excess fat, even though all the remedies you have tried did you no good. . Get 4 ounces of parnotis frc.ni your druggist and dissolve it in a pint of hot water and try this. Take a tablespoonful before each meal. It gen erally cuts down surplus flesh rapidly and will not injure your health in any wav. You will feel better and never have to worry about your weight In creasing. G E T.: You cannot get rid of dandruff. permanently by merely brush ing the scalp. Your itching scalp and brittle falling hair, with split ends are sure signs of neglect. Try shampooing your hair every two weeks with canthrox und use a hair tonic made by dissolving an ounce of quinzoin in a half-pint of alcolvbl and adding pint cold water. Use this tonic regularly and It will remove the dandruff and irritation, stop your hair from falling out and make it soft and glossy. It ou will find this a very refreshing tonic for the hair and scalp. Sibyl H.: It is a shame for a girl of your age to have wrinkles. No wonder vour sweetheart seems to be taking a fancy to your chum, who is better look ing. Trv this complexion jelly and you will be surprised how it will clear your skin and fill in those horrid wrinkles. This greaseless cream can be made by mixing 1 ounce of alinozoln with 4 pint cold water and 2 teaspoonfuls of glycer ine. Stir and let stand. This makes a splendid and inexpensive cream. It will clen the pores, keep the skin free from blackheads, and is excellent for chappeM hands and face. I find it excellent for reducing the size of large pores In the skin and for removing tan. freckles and certain tvpes of pimples. I recommend it for massage purposes: It leaves the skin soft and smooth and contains no grease or oil to cause hair to grow on the face. Marv O.: Eczema, salt rheum, rashes and other skin diseases can generally be overcome bv usinf a remedy made by mixinir 4 ounces of luxor, 4 tablespoon fuls of alcohol and a half-pint of water. Shake bottle and apply the lotion to affected part three or four times a day, allowing to dry. This will stop the itching and prove very effective if used regularly. book, -eauty," 5. jeweiry HANDY PINS ,' GOLD BAGS CIGARETTE CASE VANITY CASES KNIVES MATCH BOXES CIGAR CUTTERS Many pieces Between Third and Fourth Talks on Teeth BY THE IIKX UKXTAI, CO., DKNTISTS The Partial Plate When a man loses most of his teeth lie berins to cast about for a substi tute, and his dentist will be most apt to suggest either a "bridge" or a par tial plate. In some of our previous "Talks on Teeth" we have considered the "bridge" and shown why it is at best a make shift. Now let us consider that other makeshift the "partial plate." There have been cases where such a plate, having anywhere from two to h dozen teeth on it, would stick up in the roof of the mouth or would be on the lower jaw, depending on which plale it was (upper or lower), with fairly good success WHEN NEW. But not for long. The constant shrinking of the gums changes the shape of the inouth and soon a little air is admitted under the plate, spoiling the suction, and down it conies, and the constant wobble up and down brings canker sores on the roof of the mouth and gums, so the man takes to wearing his partial plate in his pocket most of the time. If you have ever worn one you will agree thnt these statements are true. Tiie partial plate is a delusion and a snare, and no man or woman would wear one for a moment if he or she knew of a better way of supplying the vacancy in the mouth caused by the missing teeth. The Alveolar Method (Teeth WITHOUT Pl.ATKS OR BRIDGE! is the better way. If you have two or more teeth left in either jaw, tight or loose ones, we will supplv WTTHOl'T USING A PLATE Oi: BRIDGE WOII K the missing teeth and tighten the loose ones. (We abso lutelv cure Pyorrhoea.) This wonderful news to victims o poor teeth and poor dentistry. We not only supply the teeth that have been lost, but we cure the cause of the loose teeth which are left, and make them strong, tight and healthy. Then with the Alveolar method we put a full set of teeth in your mouth that are beautiful to look at; that you can use with tne same enjoyment you would get from nature's teeth, and that will last as long as you last. In comparison with the Alveolar Method of supplying teeth the partial plate and brldgework bear the same relation that a tallow candid dip bears to an arc light. WPJ CAN REFER TO AN ARMY OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD OUR WORK DONE. AND THAT IS THE BEST SORT OK PROOF. We have risen to a point where we no longer need to ask you to take this work on faith. We show the actual results. Are you a partial plate victim? Don't you want to throw the plate away? Come to our offices for a diag nosis and examination. If that is not possible right now. send for our book. "ALVEOLAR DENTISTRY." which will tell vou all about this work. The read ing of that book will bring you, if you need teeth, no matter where you live. IT IS SENT FREE. REMEMBER, please, that cheap den tistry is the most expensive in the end. Most of our business comes from those who have learned this from sad experi ence. Dtintal work should be artistic and beautiful as well as serviceable and lasting. THE REX DENTAL CO., DENTISTS, 311 to 314 Abington Bldg., 106H 3d St. - Sunday 10 to 12. FOREIGN BOOKS "We carry German Text-Books, Ger man Fiction and Novels, German Mag azines; also French Text-Books and Novels, and Spanish Text-Books and Novels. All kinds of books for foreigners to learn English. The A. W. Schmale Co. 229-231 First Street