TITE SUNDAY OKEGOXIAX, PORTLAND, OCTOBER 31, 1909. i o fiFtP A WUl) Jw rw UW - k. PklTlNDIG to m A GQZin COUNTRY GI&L, in search or any but KITCHEN WORK. Th' u the rt nf a scries of srt!-le -rlDin tbe iDrlect of M Bon1. potrnc n unirMltrnled country girl wlthnjt mtn'r or trquiinftnc In ths city, m p h er .mplormrnt. The flrt arttrls ultl tell ef hr treatment at the Y"ur.K Woman's "hrJtiaa Association, as well as f funrjrr vttT In employment asendes.J HT E1HTU M. BOND. rHAT would befall an inexperienced country girl who rsme.to Portland fc.eku.lt employment, dressed In Re umnlstakaMo garb of the child of the plain, without even a single ac .;uinTanc to whom she could turn, un used to the. noise and confusion of a me tropolis, with bnt a few dollars in money 'n tier po ket. and a wardrobe sufficiently rrbreviated to be easily' carried in a small suitcase. Seeking n answer to, this hypothetical ouston and attired faithfully to repre sent the, character outlined above. T hoarded an Incoming O. R. X." train one. morning recently, resolved to pursue the query to its conclusion. "Wrt most to Fortland. ain't we. larlyT" My Interrogator was a small person of Jewish lineage, who had been, assiduously cultivating my acquaintance for the past ho nr. Upon my replying1 in the affirma tive he deserted me for an instant in rJer to communicate the glad tidings to his pals in various sections of the chair car. The squeals of delight which fol lowed indicated the advent of a superla tive Joy-jag on the part of the score or more of assorted youngsters who had bsen herded together for 4S weary hours, and each expressed his feellrgs In most smehatic terms. But the small man's cry had already been anticipated by the sleepy -heart of toil." and from all aorta of crannies ami comers were appearing smutty faces' and I tousled heads sleepy wonder giving st.ace to shrieks of delight as the glad news waa sluwiy forced upon them. The land of promise was really coming In aijht; already we coulu see unmistakable sign of the approach of a metropolis the spirits of the chalr-cnrtsts according ly were raised to the, Nth power and excitement ran high. As we rprroaehed the Kaat Side station conditions around me were fast threat ening tjtter chaos. Babies resented their summary ejectment from the Land of Nod with Caruso-like howls; breakfast was sling eulen in seven different lan guages: children collected from hitherto unexplored regions were rounded up and corraled. pending the final stoppage of the train the whole preeontlng a scene of indescribable ccnfuslon only to be witnessed at the end of a transcontinen tal Journey. In the midst of this pandemonium I sat sllynt and alone with them and yet not of them a sneaking sense of tho In truder enhancing the self-ritylng fueling alwavs born of the combined Influences of an empty s'.omach and an early morn ing entry :nto a brand-new city. Just for an Instant carried away by my ovlron mcnt I yielded to the temptation to fal ter as I contemplated rriy undertaking. Ostensibly I was coming Into a strange city. friendless and unknown; I had el-cted to appear at the utmost disad vantage personally; my entire outfit of clothing to all intr nta and purposes re pojod in the buttered valise at my feet, and my financial capital represented ex actly JJ.60. The train stopped at the Union Station with a last spasmodic snort, cutting short my musings, aud tbe cnair car began at nc to disgorgi Its congested mass of humanity. I pat at 111 and watched the r-iotk-y procession file past me. There wr men and women, babies and older children, all loaded with ruspicioun-look-ing grips, rat-.-hels and sacks and greasy newspaper parcels, of varioi-s sixes. Most of thein were smelly, but that some of them at leas', had klrdiy hearts I had gocd reason afterward ;o prove. W"on they wero all out I picked up n.y grip and brought up the rear of the procession, following the crowd out of the gate and across the platform Into one of the waiting-rooms beyond. .Here '.lie tr-irit ef the city was already npparrnt; GIVING A SIMPLE FORMAL DINNER Almost Every Housekeeper Finds It an Occasional Dnty. Woman's Home Companion. AIjMOST all housekeepers find it an occasional duty, as well as a great pleasure, to give a formal dinner which they wish to be quite out of the ordinary. To have such a meal an un qualified sucoeas one needs pay attention to the details of table-setting and the serving of tlie meal, as well as tbe care ful preparation of the menu. Let us take it for granted that the task Is to be accomplished by two competent persons the hostess herself and a general maid (who. of course, must be a good cook as well as waitress) or a cook and a waitress. With covers for eight and only two helpers It Is best to make a compro mise betwven the so-called Russian and Er.clii-h styles of serving. When a meal Is served in tiie Kursian manner, every th t-g Is from the side, all the responsi bility of supplying food to those at table tallin uron the waitress; In tbe English manner tbe food is served from the table, com'ylllng much personal atten tion from the host and hostess to tbe neds of those about them. For th most gratifying results a com blnition of the two is the most practical as well as elegant, while it does not place too much work on your assistants. So at ourjittle dinners the carving joy be lone bv the host and the vegetables placed on the able and served by the hostess: but let uc lay our table aa much ftr ti e Russian fashion as Is possible, for It looks much more attractive, less rrewded ani mors dignified. It is the tendency of the. times In the best society 19 have fewer courses than fmiiverly at a formal dinner, and ore and on-hilf hours Is considered O'lMe hng enough to sit st table. Again, good taste commands that there shall not be an - - . -sw - -- A noise euid bustle and confusion, travelers In every stage of anxiety at d expectancy: it was tho ujmiI panorama of any large railroad sta'Jon, end I soon perceived what an insignificant nonentity I was even In such outlanuish costume. The many well -dressed people In the ladles' waiting-room made mo painfully aware of the fact that I was distinctly out of my class and I felt myself yearn ing for the seclusion and democratic congeniality of the chair car. My TVlld West attire seemed to excite several smartly dressed .females to an undue amount of Interest, and after giving them the full benefit of front, back and side views, I marched bravely into a room where a sign proclaimed cheerfully to the hungry that "eating is allowed here." I was truly hungry, for I had eaten no breakfast, but I wanted to sat isfy myself that my looks did not belie my feelings, so flopped wearily down be side a fat German mother who had five children of assorted sixes strung out In a row on the seat beside her. The line was topped at one end by a bird; cage and a bulging telescope, while mater familias held down the other end. Each youngster was possessed of an enormous chunk of ry bread commonly yclept "pumpernickel" and the friendly Inter est with which they eyed me was only ri valled by the Interest displayed In a bucket of steaming coffee which the Fran Mutter was carefully pouring into a tin cup. The coffee did smell awfully good, so that I had little difficulty In assuming the longing look generally affected by the famished. In the twinkling of an eye I was discovered, and my silent ap peal answered with an "Ach!" of moth erly pity as the fat woman with the five children leaned over and proffere me a cup of the steaming ambrosia, i felt like a detected criminal as I drained the cup, and to further add to my embar rassment, the small boy with (the red comforter reached out his grimy hand and silenlty presented me with his piece of ryo bread. I hardly dared look at the children, as with grunts and smiles of evident Teutonic cheer I was speeded on my way. Jut a little bit of the milk of human kindness, so woefully .lacking In the world today, but my grateful over-display of silver, or, for that matter, anything else. The- dining-room should be well aired, while tho temperature should be about 68 degrees F. For Laying- the Table. Cover the table with a silence cloth (usually made of double-faced canton flannel or felt). This cover has three uses: (a); to pro tect the polished table; (b) to deaden the sound made In setting down the china; (cT to improve the appearance of the Unen. So read the damask cioth smoothly and evenly, hiving the center of the cloth In the oenter of the table. Best table cloths should be Ironed when damp, without folding and rolled over a frame, which- may be easily formed of paper If one has not a woodfsn roll. Place a service plate in the center of each cover, allowing from 26 to 30 Inches in length and 15 Inches In depth for eaoli. The plate as well as all cutlery and silver aro eet one-half inch from tbe edce of the table. Place the dinner knife at the ritrht of each service plate (the cutting edge to ward tho platet. the soup-spoon (bowl vp) beyond the parallel, the canape-fork be yond the soup-spoxn. to the right; or some prefer to lay it across the spoon, as are oyster forks. Place the forks at the left of each ser vice plate (tints up). In order of use, the first to be used being farthest from the plate, namely, the dinner fork fir the roes, and the.) the fish fjrk. Forks as well aa spoons for additional courses are placed as needed, thus avoid ing too great a display on the table. At tlio left of the forks lay the napkins (dinner slxe), a roll, a piece of dinner I - - I 1 , thanks go out to you. liebe Frau Mutter, and my sincere apologies to you, kiddles, for robbing you. . I had been told to Inquire for the ma tron of the station who, I had been In formed by a solicitous conductor, would "put you wise to the loan sharks and employment grafters." The matron's du ties are, as I understood, to sort of mother, auch rural Innocents as I pur ported to be and steer them in the di rection of safe port and anchorage. After some search and a deal of waiting I dis covered her at last a busy personage with a kind yet keen face and quick, en ergetic manner. She did not ask me a single question, and I was obliged to vol unteer my story, stranger from the West ern plains, never in a city before, no friends here, parents dead, etc etc. She eyed me keenly and somewhat impatient ly. I thought, while I faltered out my timid tale, her glance roving from my ltmp skirt "of passionate scarlet to my pink collar of country store style and de sign. In my wild and woolly sombrero I felt like Buffalo Bill after a rare old print, but my appearance evidently satis fied her that I was a genuine flower of the plains, for she cut short my halting out burst of eloquent fabrications with one quick, terse sentence: "Go right up to the Y. WL C. A." "But where " "Corner Taylor and Seventh." she cut bread or stlok between the folds, but in eight. I Remember that bread served with but ter is not permissible at a formal dinner. Near the point of each knife set a water glass. At the right of the water glasses place glasses for mineral water if it Is to be served. Arrange the centerpiece. Place the bonbon dishes. Place the candlesticks fitted with can dles and ahades. After the table is laid attention must be paid to the sideboard and serving table. The Sideboard Should Contain Pitcher or carafe of chilled water (pitchers' are now preferable), with or without -a bowl of chopped Ice with a spoon. Olives In a cut glass dish on a bed of crushed Ice. Salted almonds in a bonbon dish. Forks for a salad course. Finger bowls on dessert plates with doilies, with an ice cream spoon on each plate. Bowl of cut sugar with tongs. The side table should contain: Tablespoons with which to serve vege tables. Carving knife and folk. Tray rovered with a doily. Extra napkins, silver and two towels for emergencies. Plate and napkin for removing crumbs or table scraper with tray. The plates for the hot courses should be heated In a warming oven: the plates for cold courses, salad as well as des sert course, should be thoroughly chilled by keeping In the Ice box. - To properly announce a meal. th waitress should step to the entrance o the drawing-room and say. "Dinner I served." The host enters the dlning-root first with the woman guest of honor, the hostess last In the procession with the man guest of honor, which accounts for the fact that the heud of the table Is farthest from the dining-room door, the foot opposite. Now for a few points to b remem bered In serving: Fill the water glasses' two-thirds full, and light the candles (If there be any) two mlnutoB before dinner Is announced. Place a canape at each cover Just be fore announcing the meal. Pass all dishes from which food Is to be taken to the left of those at the table, taking care that the -tray be held low enough to be reached with ease. Set all portions prepared for Individual service at the right of the one for whom they are prepared. Remove everything pertaining to one course before serving, another. Before serving the sweet course re move all crumbs from the table. I 'Meriesns Bees'nertA Mmn. Cathol!o Standard and Times. Da yowr-mant eet walk ets beat Ken uniforms blue. For keep an eye upon da street An" watcha Wat you do. An' eef eet theenk you mak so mooch ' You soon weeir own da town, Eet tak' banan'. peanut, an' sooch For kp da profeet down. But g-onda bees'ness man lie smile da best he can. Tak' off hee hat an' looka pleas Wen ftover'manta rail; Fen mak' no odds to you Wat gover'inanta do, BaycauK you know you Bteell can mak da . peopla pay for all. Pa f-oooa peopla com' an buy So long- as you are so man For keep pollteoe!,? een your y An beei'ness een your heart. An day weeil buy da theengs dey want. An' pay da prices, too, Bsvcauee dey theenk da govermant Ke keep an ' on you. So good beei'ness man He amlle da bet he can, Tak' otr hees hat an looka pleae' w en anybody call : Ees mak' no odds to you Wat gover manta do, ivrauae you know you steel esn mak' is peopla pay for all. UNCLE SAM Fine Type Developed TUB plant experts of the Department of Agriculture are turning their at tention to things of beauty as well as usefulness, and several new flowers have been evolved by them. Next season In all probability some novel varieties of lilies which were originally in the De partment's greenhouses In Washington will be placed upon the market by grow ers, as well as a new Summer-blooming dahlia. "The growing of lilies In the United States," said Professor B. T. Galloway, In charge of the Bureau of Plant Indus try.' "is rapidly becoming an important Industry. Large quantities of bulbs have In years past been imported from Ber muda, Japan and other countries, and the demand for the flowering, plants seems to be on the Increaw. "Various lines of work have been undertaken and carried out by our ex pert. Mr. Oliver, chiefly for the purpose of securing- new types of lilies by hy bridizing; and crossing- and to demon strate the practicability of growing lilies In this country directly from seed.' j , One of the most promising- of the hybrids has resulted from crossing the Philippine lily and the Bermuda Illy. The Philippine lily takes two months to come into bloom from the period of planting; the bulb, .while the Bermuda and its various relatives require in the neighborhood of five months. It was thought there would be a great savins; If the time taken to force a erood Easter lily could be reduced by a iy ih or two. With a view to bringing hls about the hybridization of the Philippine and the Bermuda lily has been effected. The result of the cross is a flower larger than the familiar Easter lily, but not' '"Kello, sister; HOvV'5 THE RANGE? v In sharply. "Take a Fifth-street car and get off at Taylor." But I yearned for further enlighten ment, "Will they get me a place to stay?" I queried anxiously. The matron's face assumed an aspect of patient disgust. "They will take care of you," she announced decisively, and darted away, to stees some bewildered visitor in the dlreotion of tho ticket win dow. The matron on duty at the depot that morning should be relieved of a part of her responsibilities. From my experience I feel safe in asserting that she has en tirely too much to do. . With a sense of final dismissal I picked up my valise again and started out on my way, at least, although I knew not whither I waa going. Outside, on Sixth street, I timidly made my way with fal tering steps, doing my level best to por tray the halting and uncertain gait of tho character I represented. 'Hello. Slsterl' How's the range!" He was only a frosh drummer, probably elated over a recent sale, but aa I pasaect meekly by I confess it was hard to rq frain tho rising impulse for a sarcastic reply. I had hardly passed Facetious Freddie beforo I was set upon by a horde of voracious cabbies, newsboys and' mes sengers each assuring me of his devoted care and attention, and all apparently ob livious to the violent attire which fairly shouted my poverty and verdancy. Just why I should bo so popular was some thing. of a poser to me, but I modestly declined their solicitous attentions with ladylike firmness, meanwhile keeping a weather eye out for a Fifth-street car, the which seemed apparently non est. B "Looking for u nice place to stay, dearie?" It was an oil-and-silk voice that cooed thus la my cur, and I turned with a start to encounter the foxy features of a ferret-faced female who GROWING NEW LILIES by the Agricultural Department New Dahlias Also. , quite so broad as and a little shorter than the Philippine lily. Up to this time Americans have had to rely for a very sparse supply of Philippine lilies upon the Philippine Islands, and they arrive early In the Spring, when they cannot be used for -farcin?, but by growing them In Cali fornia they can be obtained in the Fall In good time for forcing into flower during the Winter. Tbe plants so far grown In California, says Mr. Oliver, do not show signs of the lily dlsesse. A second line of work in connection with the production of lilies has been under way In the department for the last four years. This embraces tho se lection of plants which show freedo"m from disease as manifested by spotted leaves and distorted flowers. Three va rieties have been selected, all of which are well khown In this country. When these plants come into bloom the flowers are cross-fertilized with certain purposes In view. The Feeds from these plants are sent to Califor nia and elsewhere about th end of the Summer. They are planted out in the field In the following Spring and in a year the growth made by the seed lings Is so great that hundreds of plants have been recently produced bearing in the neighborhood of 30 flow- j ers to a stem. j Disease among the plants has not been. so prevalent as in Bermuda and 1 Japan, which have hitherto been the j sources of supply of bulbs used in this Country. So far as the work has gone the results have 'been very encourag ing, especially In Southern California, so that the Department plant special ists express themselves as ressonably certain that the entire supply of bulbs will in time be produced within the bor ders of the United States. "There is," said Professor Galloway, toyed suggestively with a nickel-plateil hotel-runner's badge, prominently dis played on her ample bosom, with os tentatious rare- ' "Tes. ma-am." I assented in a skim milk kind of voice. The smiles Increased in strength and velocity. "You jiist ooine right up to ny place"." she gurgled, as though com forting a colicky infant. Then In a hurst of saccharine confident: "My husband is a. broken-down Methodist minister; we have a cosy home just around the corner here: every modern convenience: hot and cold water; free baths: good warm meals and a fine 1 home with every comfort-rail for a very reasonable consideration." She paused for bretitli and enveloped me with a smil'i that put to shame the radiance of my Inflammable petticoat and left me fairly gasping with the heat. But it was the l'Mip Hnd-lnnlil role I was playing:, so I liesiiated with becoming- merk'neja. slvlns out discon nected hits of my story as occasion offered end leading- her on to dis course volubly of the advantages of a good home with f!hrfstlan Influences to such a tenderfoot as myself. She warned me boldly of the perfidy of cer tain depot officials, whose names she mentioned In no complimentary terms and hinted at the dangerous pitfalls which wfould beset "a frlrl of your class-' if she elected to "pass up" the parental protection which the Blank Hotel was hurling at her. Falling on this tack, she veered and grew cornpll mentary. "Of course, dear, you're not strictly up to date," she gurgled, with a glance at my fetching color scheme of scarlet and pink. Then perceiving- hef "break," hurriedly interjected: "I mean you ain't used to city ways yet. But you'll soon catch on all right. Just onc you get a fair show." Then as a final trump card: "You ain't got a bad face at all, nd you look quite bright" "But I haven't any money, and I antl expecting- to find some place to stajn until I can get work," I replied. This latter faot evidently wajl tooi much for my aympathetlo friend, and tl left her with an expression !ndicatin that the honey of her life had beerM temporarily flavored with lemon. With no car In sig-ht and every pros pect pleasing: for adventures I deolded' to walk up Sixth street, eager to try the effect ct my garish attire upon the Portland populace. So much for; anticipation. The people I passed wer for the most part too much occupied with their own affairs to notioe me,, and even the noise made by my vlsual shout of red wailed to attract more' than a commonplace stare from some street urchin or an .occasional glance of amused contempt from some irrdo lent woman who chanced to pass me. Anxious to test the affect of my ap pearance on him, I accosted a well dressed gentleman, evidently a prosper ous business man of middle age, asking to be directed to the Y. W. C. A. build ing. "Why, certainly, miss; It's only a short distance from here," he replied, giving- me a most respectful and almost deferential bow as he raised his hat. "Let mo carry your gtlp and I'll take you right to the door." Takinjr the valise from me. he suavely led the way, and in a twinkling- we were standing outside the beautiful building which is dally a haven of rest for friendless and homesick girls. With a friendly smilo in acknowledgment of my thanks he again tipped his hat and loft me. And rielit here, ' I'm thinking, is a good place to pay my hearty respects to the mere man of Portland. In no other city have I met the courteous treatment accorded nie In the City of Roses, effete Boston, with its noted chivalry to the contrary notwithstand ing-. I have since made it a point In my wanderings about Portland to put this fact to the test, and in all clrcum- , stances it has been verified. I have yet to meet with insult or even vulgar comment from a Portland citisen. I make my bow to him. Ills Automobile Song. Here is an old Georgia darky's song of the automobile: Satan riz up at de break o' day. An' do auto knocked him cl ar out de way ; It knocked him high, an' it knocked him low, An' he never come back ter de airth no mo' ! V. t. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitution. "a large tract of country with soil suit able for lily growing in the southwest ern portion of California from Santa Barbara down and extending inward for several miles. "Some of those produced during the last season from 2 U .3-year-old plants are very large and satisfactory. Among some bulbs recently received by us was one which measured nearly 16 inches in circumference, and others closely ap proximated this great, size. "'t would soem that the method of reproduction by seed, saving desirable types from the seedlings and propagat ing those only by division and not from scales, Is the true solution of the prob lem confronting the Kaster lily indus try in the I'nited States." In connection with the work on the improvement of florists' flowers a new f'tminer blooming dahlia has been de veloped by Mr. Oliver and. It is be lieved, will fill a long fell want In sup plying flowers of brilliant colors sev eral weeks before the ordinary types of dahlias are available. The seed bes 1 ing parent of the new race Is a species discovered three years ago in "Mexico at an elevation of 711 f,:et by Ftl erico Chisholm. Thep lants were foi -warded to the bureau of plant industrv and have been crossed wltli the ordi nary species, and as The result of these orosaes more than In new forms have been developed. How a Country PHjier Talk. There was a man In our town. And he was wondrous wise. Ho swore by all the dogs that be He would not advertise. At last one day he advertised, And thereby hangs a tale: The ad was set in nonpareil And headed "Sheriff s Sale." Midway (Ky.) Clipper.