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Foreign postage double rates. Eastern Busbies Office The 8. C. Beck wlrh Special Arency New York, rooms 48 BO Tribune bulldin. Chlcaao. rooms 510-51J Tribune building. PORTLAND. 6CNDAY. ArGUST IS. 190S. BALLITOER'S REFORM LA"I POUCY. For several years there was a tie up of public land In the Interior De partment. Entry was barred and pat ents held up In ways that greatly annoyed and In many oases damaged this Western country. There came a reaction from this hold-up. It was natural and necessary. Lands were again opened to the uses of invest ment and settlement. It was to be expected that defenders of the pre ceding order would raise a clamor. They have just made their clamor heard in Spokane at the National Ir rigation Congress. They charged that the Government is relinquishing lands which are being "gobbled up" by water power grabbers. Needless alarm. It Is not credible that the Interior Department Us thus playing to the schemes of speculators end grabbers, either through negli gence or dishonesty of Government officers. Mr. Ballinger has pointed out that as a matter of fact more water power sites are now withdrawn from entry than when he took office; also that during the time that 1,000. 000 acres of land were thrown open to entry last April, not a single dam or rower-site was taken by private in dividuals. Instances where the opening of lands to entry on streams has bene fitted seekers of water power sites, doubtless are exaggerated. A few of the criticisms may be valid, but on the whole, the policy of the Interior Department is Justified and proper. There has been too much theory and .doctrinaire business In the conduct. of land affairs, by Eastern men devoid t of Western interests and sympa- ' thies. Land frauds and waste of for ests have been worked to death as pretexts for an obstructive policy in opening the public domain. Both the frauds and the waste were due to a lax public sentiment. This has been corrected, and hereafter both will be : held in check by popular demand for conservation of land, forest and stream. At the bottom of all the hubbub in Spokane was an effort to discredit the new reform policy of the Interior De partment. Of course Pinchot and his associates, who represent the preced ing regime, encourage the hubbub. They seize upon far-flung Instances to discomfit the Government. But while the reaction in a few cases may need modifying, the main question is whether the new policy is sound and desired by the country. The Orego nian believes that the Nation will take favorable view of this matter. RIGHT TO CHASTISE CHILDREN. Judge Bennett, of the Municipal Court, is one of the "old-fahsioned sort" of whom we hear so much in these later days . In connection with modern parental Irresponsibility and Juvenile or adolescent delinquency. He proved his title cleas to this dis tinction the other day by deciding, in a case brought before him. that a father was Justified in slapping his 20-year-old daughter who still was an inmate of his home for persistent dis obedience of his commands. The case at issue was one wherein the daughter persisted In inviting young men to the paternal home and enter taining them there until a late hour at right in defiance of her father's au thority. The latter, growing weary of a nightly programme of gaiety which broke in upon his slumbers, proceeded to supplement his verbal command to the young woman to stop this non sense by a succession of smart slaps. Jn this Judge Bennett held that the long-suffering parent was Justified he having been haled before the court upon complaint of his Irate daughter for assault and 'battery.' Parental discipline of this type be longs to another day and age of the world. Perhaps It Is not the less wholesome on that account, but it is certainly a somewhat startling innova tion upon the present manner of deal ing with disobedient children. Chief Justice Marshall, of the United States Supreme Court, belonged to the day and age in which the parent's will was held to be supreme In the household. His aged mother, an Inmate of his home, was loath to relinquish the right to rule her son in the minor mat ters of life, and he was wont to humor this whim by curtly deference to her wishes. An Incident is related touch ing this point that Is Interesting In this connection. The family was at dinner and a young son the grand mother's favorite persisted, contrary to his father's quiet admonition. In "blowing bubbles" In his milk, where upon the father gave him a smart slap. Rising in sudden anger, the aged mother went over to the side of her son, andi summoning all of her feeble strength, gave him a resounding blow upon the cheek, saying: "There; you trlke your child and I will strike mine." The great Chief Justice half rose from his seat, glared for a moment at his trembling mother, who had re sumed her place at the table, and then quietly proceeded with his meaL This case Is not parallel with that of the latter-day father who chastises his srrown son or daughter for disobedi ence to his wishes, but It shows to what extent parental authority pre vailed, or was assumed. In the good eld days that produced men of the tamp of Chief Justice .Marshall and women who believed that It was the mother's Inalienable right and bounden duty to punish her children t any age when In her Judgment they needed It. "A child Is not too old to punish until he Is old enough to behave him self," was the prime rule of parental (discipline In "y olden Urns." This rule might easily be, and no doubt often was. carried too far but old fashioned folk are wont to assert that it was more honored In the observ ance than In the breach and point to the growing number of delinquent children In every urban community and to the large proportion of youth ful convicts in every penitentiary as proof of this contention. ' IRRIGATION'S BIO START. No one interested In the industrial development of the Pacific Northwest through irrigation should neglect to pin In his memory a few concrete facts published on page 8. section 5. of The Oregonlan today. They are contained In an address before the National Irri gation Congress by D. C. Henny, con sulting engineer of the Reclamation Service for this district. Epitomized, the record for Oregon and Washington discloses that the Government has expended on various projects $6,000,000; a like sum will be required to complete them. They will then bring under cultivation 335,000 acres. Average cost per acre is under $40. Estimated value of the annual crop from these Irrigated lands Is $20, 000,000. Making wide allowance for the labor of the Individual farmer, a yearly return of mora than 100 per cent on the capital Invested Is astound ing. Experience with irrigated lands In the Pacific Northwest shows that the estimated returns are not too high. Mr. Henny's view of the future re clamation of arid lands Is well worth reading. Only a start has thus far been made in the two Pacific Coast States covered in his repwt. Conser vation of water here does not present such difficult problems as are met In the semi-arid regions of the great southern plateau where deserts have been converted into highly profitable orchards and farms? The snowfall the one dependable source of water In the growing season never faibjjn any part of the Cascade Mountains from the California line to British Columbia. In this respect Nature has been prodi gal. It only remains for man to ap propriate the gift. HAWLEY AND EI.I.I8 IN WASHINGTON. A Democratic organ in Portland rails because Oregon's two Republican Representatives in Congress do not fight Cannon on all matters and put themselves and their state down and out in the House of Representatives. That would complete the ruin of Ore gon's influence in the National capital, since Oregon's two members of the Senate are in the down-and-out class. The only Oregon men in the Na tional capital who appear to be able to represent their state are Hawley and Ellis. That does not satisfy Demo crats, -'of course. They want Oregon represented in Washington by their own kind the Chamberlain type, who foozled with the tariff by supporting high schedules in the making of the tariff bill and then voted against the nil! he helped to make, because his vote wasn't needed to pass it. It would be unwise for Hawley and Ellis to take advice from persons and organs that seek to place Democrats in their shoes. , AWAITING THE SPARK. None of the enterprising British playwrights have followed up that highly profitable production An eng lishman's Home," with an up-to-date version containing scenes of possible modern Lucknow or Cawnpore hor rors. But while the theatrical thriller portraying this latest scare hovering over England has not appeared, omin ous fear is reflected in the tone of the newspaper articles and even in the guarded remarks of men high In offi cial circles. India, with Its turbulent, sullen, mysterious millions. Is seething and stewing in a manner well calcu lated to promote uneasiness In the British mind. The threatened German Invasion was almost lost sight of when Dhinagri, an East Indian student, murdered Sir William Wyllle in a Lon don drawing-room. When the deed. Instead of exciting horror in India, was actually applauded by the dark skinned fatalists, the' gravity of the situation could not well be misunder stood. A writer in discussing England's re markable power over the strange men of the East, once said: "Beneath the small film pf white men who make up the Indian Empire bolls or sleeps away a sea of dark men, incurably hostile, who wait with patience the day when the Ice shall break and the ocean re gain its power of restless movement under its own laws." The crack of the assassin's pistol is not the only sig nal that has called attention of the world to a possible early upheaval of the mighty force 'which is fomenting under that "small film of white men." Since the Sepoy rebellion England has employed drastic measures to blot out sedition, and until now has been fairly .successful. Recent utterances of East Indian papers, however, reveal a most serious situation. Yugantur. printed at Calcutta, urges that "prep arations be made for a general revolu tion in everp household." Readers are asked to "swim with renewed en ergy in the ocean of bloodshed." The Indian Sociologist asserts that "polit ical assassination Is not murder" when used as a protest "against the absurd laws of an antiquated political system like the one now prevailing in India." The London Times publishes a very Interesting study of the conditions which provoke such seditious and an archistic utterances. The Times cor respondent frankly admits that "we are face to face with the antagonism, open or veiled, of a very large propor tion of the Indian peoples. Our rule Is disliked, not because It Is bad, but because It is alien, and if we were a race of administrative archangels the situation would be very much the same." The Times writer, like many others who have given their views on the-matter, dates the beginning of this serious unrest to the time of the Jap anese victory of Russia. When the nag of the victorious yellow man was raised above that of the white man at Llao-Yang and Mukden, it dawned upon the minds of all the'yellow race that the Caucasian was not a god, but instead was only ordinary flesh and blood. That victory may yet prove more far-reaching in its effect than the wild est dreams could have conjured when Russia capitulated. England, with her far-flung colonies, has developed a masterly system of colonization meth ods which has thus far enabled her to keep the sparks away from the In daln powder magazine. Just at this time, however, trouble looms large on her Far Eastern horizon, and a seri ous uprising In India at a time when her people at home are shuddering with fear of a German Invasion might be disastrous to her prestige and might in fact endanger the peace of the world. That the loss of India would mean the ruin of the British Empire Is prac tically admitted by the Times corre-. spondent. "We recovered from the loss of America." said he, "but we should never as a great nation survive the loss of . India. When t we lost America we were calling a new em pire Into existence; the acquisition of India redressed the balance. The growth of Australia and India, our services to the world In the Napoleonic wars, our long lead In the earlier era of manufacture by machinery, as suaged and healed and reconstructed our wounded prestige and brought us new and vast outlets for our wealth and our energy. Such opportunities for renewed growth 'and rehabilitation seldom occur twice in the lifetime of a nation. All the more, therefore, does it behoove us to seek to conserve the empire of India." Whenever England permits such serious admissions to go forth to the world, the situation is approaching the critical, and the near future undoubt edly holds some surprises that may affect other countries than England and her seething colony in the Far East. ' . THE TNION PACIFIC MELON. v Union Paciflc'sold above $218 per share in the New York stock market yesterday, and predictions were freely made in the market centers that it would not be checked in its skyrocket flight until it was above $250 per share. One year ago it was selling around $155 per share, and during the panic of 1907 it lacked but half a point of selling down to par. - The ex traordinary strength in this stock at the present time is thought to be due to an approaching "melon-cutting," as the occasional distribution of accu mulated surplus is termed. Union Pacific is a 6 per cent stock, so far as the earnings from operation are con cerned, but since 1906 the dividend rate has been increased to 10 per cent by earnings from investments owned by the road. These Investments are mostly in railroad, stocks, .although there is a considerable revenue de rived from coal lands and other lands. The Illinois Central holdings of the Union Pacific have a par value of $29,623,100. and, as that stock is sell ing around $160 per share, it now has a market value of nearly $50,000,000. There is also in the Union Pacific treasure chest Baltimore & Ohio stock of a par value of $32,334,200 for the common and $7,206,400 of the pre ferred, the value of the two on yester day's quotations being about $45,000, 000. Other stocks held by the Union Pacific Include Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe, of a par value of $10,000, 000; St. Joseph & Grand Island, $5, 000,000: Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul, $6,457,000. Chicago & North western, $3,215,000. and New York Central, $14,285,700. The market value of these stocks is approximately $150,000,000, and, even with earnings much lower than were In evidence two years ago, they are pouring Into tfce Union Pacific coffers such a vast amount of money that a reported Increase in the dividend, or a distribution, of the) accumulating profits, may reasonably be expected to cause a furore in prices. Wall street's intornretation of this recent extraordi- I narv strength in Union Pacific is that. instead, oi wiiuiug . mciu", ,,miitri nrotits from the invest ments will be. used for buying more New York Central, and it is also re ported that heavy purchases of Erie are being made on Union Pacific ac count. . If the New York Central purchases were of sufficient volume to bring that line under Harriman control, it would probably be fully as satisfactory to the stockholders as to present them with a portion of the reserves which have been increasing in value. Viewed from almost any standpoint, there is some thing healthy in the appearance of this favorite Harriman stock, which is in such great demand at more than "double par." An advance of $118 per share In less than two years Is not at all suggestive of hostile legisla tion or reduced freight rates. HISTORIC MOUNT BARER. Mazamas last week scaled the top of Mount Baker, a snow peak close to the international boundary between British Columbia and the State of Washington. This mountain Is a land mark In the early records of explora tion. It is one of the lesser peaks of this country In height, . but Its large mass, great glaciers and rough scenic character, together with its towering form in view of the Straits of Juan de Fuca and Puget Sound, make it a fore most object in the topography of the American continent. v The alpine party made the ascent from the base of the mountain last Wednesday In seven hours. The mem bers climbed 4800 feet, or Nearly 700 feet an hour, which was good moun tain work, especially when twelve women were in the party. On the summit the climbers stood 10,728 feet above the sea. This is 600 feet lower m,,nt Hnnrl and 3500 lower than bMount Rainier. The elevation, there fore, was not much ror Mazamas io reach, since they have scaled a num ber of higher peaks in the Pacific Northwest. Mount Hood stands 11,225 feet and Mount Rainier nearly 14,500 feet. . The first record of the discovery of the mountain Is that of the British Captain Vancouver, April 29, 1792. That was twelve days before discovery and entrance of the Columbia River by Captain Robert Gray, the Boston navigator an event which gave the United States first claim to the Colum bia region. On the very day that Vancouver sighted Mount Baker from the entrance to the Straits of Juan de Fuca he spoke Captain Gray, who in formed htm that two days before he had passed the mouth of a river (the Columbia, not yet discovered), in lati tude 46 degrees 10 minutes north, "where the outset or reflux was so strong as to prevent his entering It for nu. Han " Thi. Vancouver discred ited and shortly sailed northward. while Gray returned to the coiumDia River. Had Vancouver believed what Gray told him and put off to discover the river, he might have saved to the British the territory now in the State of Washington. , Vancouver named Mount Baker af ter one of his lieutenants, who first sighted It. The mountain marks an important turning point in history the day that virtually gave the State of Washington to America and perhaps i . .,Q nf DrAfi-nn. Three other links were later to complete the chain of American claims to this region oc cupation by Astor's party In 1811-12; nOT,o nf Snnlh claims on this coast with Florida in 1819; and settle ment by missionaries and other pio- eers at a later period. M.,ama. mmt tin All the Summit Of the peak an American flag, which they left flowing In the breeze. It wm . fitting act. Captain Vancouver Imag ined he was making the land British. But to shut out Americans he ought to have been exploring the Columbia River. " Five months after Gray, Van couver did enter the Columbia, and then attempted, though too late, to claim first discovery of the river. His Lieutenant, Broughton, ascended the river to the site of the present town of Vancouver. On the way up he named Mount Hood, the particular pet of Ma zamas. At the mouth of the river Vancouver sighted and named the peak known as Mount Rainier, the highest point in the State of Wash ington. Mount Adams was named by Americans later. Mazamas might well have held a celebration on Mount Baker, in honor of Captain Gray, the American who did so much to save Oregon and Washing ton from the British, whose navigator named Mount Baker. ONE PIONEER STORY. There appeared in The Oregonlan of August 12 the pictured face of a woman who a few days before had fin ished her life work at her home In Marion County at the age of 72 years. The common' end of a not uncommon life, as viewed from the standpoint of the pioneer, was the passing of Mrs. Salina Pyburn Hlnes. thus briefly Chronicled. Some facts, however; as detailed in connection with the an nouncement of her death are of more than passing Interest. Her father, so runs the tale, started across the plains to Oregon on May 15, 1852, by the usual mode of conveyance ox teams. Her mother had died a year before, and with his eight children Elizabeth being at that time 15 years old this man essayed the amazing task of crosing the western half of the conti nent, then an unbroken wilderness, in this pioneer fashion. Trackless but for the emigrant trail and the paths worn by the passing to and fro of countless numbers ofbuffalo, was the vast expanse to be traversed. Between the Missouri River and The Dalles of the Columbia there was not a human hlbltation, except the skin lodges and bark tepees of nomadic Indians. But for the occasional spoils of the chase, no food supplies were to be had dur ing a Journey that covered full six months. The only dependence of the family was upon stores of bacon, hard tack, flour, rice and dried apples the two last occasional luxuries that were carried through the heats of the long Summer in the wagons. -Indians of various tribes that might or might not be disposed to be predatory or hos tile roamed over the wide expanse. Such were the conditions and dan gers that this man faced with his band of motherless children, as in the May time of a far-away year he set his face toward the setting sun, with a no more urgent purpose in view, than to ex change a home In Iowa, of the en vironment of which he was perfectly familiar, for a home In Oregon Terri tory, over which was the glamor of en chantment that was lent by distance. One month later. June 15, this father died and the children were left to con tinue the Journey without even such poor protection as he could have given against its Inevitable hardships, and at its end to make a home for themselves as they might among strangers in a strange land. An unwritten record of anxiety, of deprivation, of toil, of loneliness, of perplexity, is that of this family and many others similarly situated during the Immediately succeeding years. To plunge a family into the wilderness under such circumstances has been ac counted heroic. But was it not due rather to' ignorance of the tlangers that beset such a journey? Courage was developed by the presence of dan ger and the stress of privation, it is true, but it is not possible to believe that any responsible man, the head of a helpless family, would, had he fully realized tha conditions and probabili ties of such a Journey at that time, have undertaken to make it with the means then at hand, for a purpose no more pressing than mere change of location. . Ignorance, the consequences of which might have any day been appal ling, stood the men who started across the plains with their families in the ox-team era in the place of courage. Courage was developed later more especially amemg the women, who Came with the bearded heroes In the early, early day. ' Among these- the names ef many have perished from - memory. Their bodies literally broken upon the wheel of circumstance, some passed early to their rest. Others of tougher physical fiber lived and wrought from -youth to old age, but of their struggles and achievement there is no lasting record. Unacknowledged state-builders; busy and potent factors In the material development of the country -that followed slowly in the train of industry, economy and self denial, these pioneer women lived, and worked and died. Some of them yet linger to enjoy, after the half-hearted manner of . old age, the benefits that have followed the civilization which they struggled to promote. Now and again a pictured face, marked with the strong lines of self-sacrifice and en deavor, appears in The Oregonian. Underneath is a name more or less fa miliar in the community, and a brief statement. Including date of birth and death and marriage, the year of com ing across the plains and the-num-ber of surviving children. Imagination, based upon a knowledge of the strug gles and privations Incident to the life of- woman upon the frontier, rises up and completes the record. A PATHETIC ROYAI FIGURE. Victoria Eugenie, until her marriage three years ago, to Alfonso, the youth ful King of Spain, Princess Ena of Battenburg, is a pathetic figure upon the royal stage of Europe at present. Though to all appearance she went to her fate as Queen of Spain willingly and with affection for the swarthy lad whom she married, recent disclosures show that she was an unwilling bride, and that, though she left England with smiling face. It was with an ach ing heart. She has been Queen of Spain three short years and is the mother of three children with barely a year between. An English woman, brought up in the close and affection ate family domain of British royalty, she Is both by birth and training a woman of domestic tastes. Rapid child-bearing has been a heavy drain upon her. vitality and she is not even permitted the solace of motherhood, her babies being taken care of by Spanish nurses who, upon stated oc casions, bring them to her to fondle In decorous fashion. Her young hus band Is arrogant, her Austrio-Spanish mother-in-law cold and exacting and her own mother like herself, is hated "with Latin vlndictlveness" by the Spanish people. This is the heavy price that the fair youzug British Princess paid for be-, coming Queen of Spain and the mother of Spanish Bourbons. Queen Victoria, her grandmother, In the peace and seclusion of English royalty, gave birth to a numerous pro geny. Each of her nine children waa hailed as a gift to the British Nation, and through it to the thrones of Eu rope. To these thrones many of her descendants have been called the women among them, almost without exception, to lives of dire unhappiness. The present Queen of Spain, in her terror and misery, is not alone In royal and Imperial wretchedness. Her's is, indeed, but the common lot the grand daughters of "Victoria, the Good," who have been pushed out upon the great checker-board of European pol itics as pawns in the international game that, however it has been played, has brought them no recompense. . A pathetic figure upon the world's great stage, each dwells In the pomp and splendor of reflected power, Ill-content. Whatever, In the chance of the fierce revolt that Is raging in his kingdom, happens to Alfonso XIII. 'the entire civilized world Joins in the hope that his unhappy young Queen, with her infants, may live in safety. GRAIN TRADE HEADQUARTERS. The decision of Albers Bros, to erect in this city the largest cereal mill on the Coast is another indication of the increasing prestige of fortland as the great grain and milling center of the Pacific Coast. This city already has the largest flouring mill on the Pacific Coast, and is the headquarters of prac tically all branches of the grain trade in the Pacific Northwest, so that the addition. of the mammoth mill planned by the Albers Bros, will enlarge the market for all kinds of cereals. The supremacy of Portland in the grain trade was clinched for all time when construction of the North Bank rail road made tributary to this port prac tically all of the wheat -country In Eastern Washington that had not pre viously been accessible from the Hary rlman lines. This city at the present time Is in position to draw wheat from . nearly every portion of Washington and Idaho that cafl be reached by the lines entering Puget Sound. In addition we have a vast territory along the lines of the O. R. & N. m Oregon and Washington and along the Southern Pacific from which it is impossible for Puget Sound to secure wheat except at a disadvantage that cannot be perma nently overcome. The grain territory already producing in. the Pacific Northwest will this year turn oft more than 80,000,000 bushels of wheat, oats and barley, and many thousand car loads of hay. ..This yield, with im proved methods of farming and in creased acreage still available in the territory already reached by rail, will In a few years be increased to more than 100,000,000 bushels. In addition to' this, the opening up of the great Central Oregon region will add more millions to the output than it is possible to estimate at this time. Actual crops in various portions of that long-neglected land have demon strated that we may reasonably expect a grain yield fully equal to that pro duced by that portion i of the state now turning off crops of wheat, oats and barey. The export business out of Portland will naturally show large gains with this increased amount to handle, but it is in the' manufacture of flour and cereal products for the California and other near-by markets that the greatest advantages to the city and state will eventually come. The extent to which this business is growing is shown in the flour ship ments from Oregon and Washington to California ports for the past three years. For the cereal year ending June 30, 1907, 247,782 barrels of flour were sent to the southern market. A year later the amount was increased to 427,406 barrels, and for the year ending June 30, 1909, the shipments were 574.272 .barrels, with similar in creases for many years in the future a certainty. In the development of the lumber business and other re sources Portland has added millions to the wealth of the city and state, but the grain business and Its allied indus tries still remain at the head of the list as wealth producers in the Pacific Northwest. - A NEW INCARNATION. In connection with Dr. Charles W. Eliot's prophecy of a new religion, Mrs. ' Annie Besant's announcement that Christ will soon reappear is not without interest. She certainly knows as much- about the future as anybody and she pretends to know a good deal more. Perhaps she does. But what are we to understand by Mrs. Besant's phrase "a new incarna tion of Christ'1? In common -with many ill-informed persons, this gifted woman takes it for granted evidently that the churchly figure called Christ once actually walked the earth In hu man form.' No error could be greater or more easily demonstrated. The Christ of the churches never did live or could have lived. He is almost purely a figment of the ecclesiastical imagination and contains scarcely any traits of the real Jesus, the wander ing philosopher, the social reformer, the Son of Man. Christ is what the church has made him. He is a com posite figure which has grown slowly age after age, 'taking features from many minds, embodying the most var ied passions and answering to hopes which have changed with the fortunes of time and place. . The only. Incarna tion he ever had Is In the church it self, which, in one sense, supplies a body for this spiritual concept. To the person of Intelligence, there fore, a new Incarnation of Christ would mean neither more nor less than a new church which should sym bolize a new set of relations between man and the Almighty. Perhaps this may be what Dr. Eliot meant by a new religion. Something of the sort Is not unlikely to appear before a great while. The older concept of the deity was borrowed from the royal state of the Assyrian and Babylonian mon archs. Their most conspicuous qual ity was vanity, which their subjects had to gratify with Incessant praise. Of course such praise could not always be sincere. Their morals were ques tionable and their cruelty shocking. It was natural, of course, to make the Al mighty resemble these monarchs both in his deeds and his demands upon his subjects, but the modern world has outgrown this concept of the deity. A. man of sense can scarcely believe that the Lord cares to listen to stated por tions of adulation ami flattery every Sunday morning, or that he Is con cerned with a preacher's Inflections or the tailoring of his clothes. Such things are all very well at an Oriental court, but it Is a little Incongruous to think that the Creator of the universe ia. much troubled over them. This notion of the Almighty is rap idly fading from the world. In, its place) we are acquiring the idea of a nA hn Immanent In all that is. Thd omniv nA nhmsA "God Lt every where" has assumed vital meaning. The new iaitn noias uut no sciunuj is everywhere, and since It is Impos sible that anything else, should be where he is, it passes on to the con clusion that he is everything. He is all being and all activity, according to the newer lights. From all this comes tne aiterea iaea of what true worship is. We cannot please the Lord, we are told, by talk ing to him however ingratiatingly. He sees through our flattery and counts it nought. It makes no ainerence to him whether, we address him as "thou" or "you." He doesn't mind If we omit altogether to aaaress mm. irv,.t ka -n'onta nf na la deeds, not words. Hence the advanced religion ist does not spend his time praying the Lord to bless the poor and the af flicted; on the contrary, he goes to work to bless them himself. He coun sels the fool, he heals the sick. Just as Jesus did. Jesus told us to be per fect even as he was; that Is, by cur ing the blind and maxing tne lame walk. But the church thought it imow a herter wav and for a rood many centuries has been trying It with results not always Driinani. -ow finally a few are going back to the old original recipe. , : It turris out, then, that the only new Incarnation we have any ground for Tn.cttns In r-eallv a very old one. The only new religion weare likely to see is the one that was preacnea Dy tne Sea of Galilee. That will be new enough to most of us. It will be par ticularly novel In some orthodox circles. Perhaps the world is actually civilized eriough now to discard the fictitious personage it has so long sub stituted for Jesus and contemplate the Son of Man himself. Perhaps It will cease to feed on orthodox interpreta tions of his teachings and choose the teachings themselves. If .this should happen. It would be quite enough of a religious revolution for one generation. Is It too much to hope for? The perversity of the automobile fig ured quite prominently in Friday's news. Down in California two bank robbers, after making a successful get away from the bank, fell victims to an automobile breakdown which en abled the pursuing posse to round them up and recover the money with out difficulty. In Trowbridge, Eng land, during the progress of military maneuvers, an automobile ran into a column of troops and -killed or wound ed several of them. The accident was most distressing, but it suggests a new use for the automobile.. If a battalion of the buzz-wagons could make life as uncomfortable for the enemy as a few of them can make it for the citizens on foot in Portland, Or., or almost any large city, the effort would certainly be worth while Some one in San Francisco made the interesting discovery, the other day, that $10 gold cflins of 1847, minus the usual "In God We Trust," are r;nn Rut it is not recorded that anybody ever gave $500 for any such coin. Publication or tne story iea t tronorai overhauling everywhere of stocks of coins, and the result is that in Portland alone The oregonlan nas heard of several such. Their owners will have to calm their excitement as best they can. Their coins are not worth $500. However, they are worth $10 each. Aldrlch "bedeviled the schedule" we agree; but then Chamberlain and a big lot of Democrats helped him to do it, by voting for highest duties on each and every commodity in the production of which their own states were directly concerned. Bourne said simply that he didn't know anything about it, and would leave the subject to Aldrich, who did know. Oregon has statesman ship in the Senate. Mr. Schively has managed to get out from under one of those numerous charges. But there are twenty-five more. A long, weary Summer is be fore that Washington special session. The Senators who refused to cut the Gordlan knot by taking Schively's Job away from him might as well send home for an extra lot of laundry. Johnson Porter, of the Oregon Trunk, Insists that there is plenty of e,T- tnrn railroads UD the Des chutes. General Counsel Cotton, of the Harriman system, says there is no necesary conflict between the two projects. Then why Is there suh a mighty battle In the courts and in the canyon? Or any-battle?. . . i . George H. Thomas complains that The Oregonian will not print his com munications. It will not. The Orego nian occasionally prints worthless communications, but it must draw the line somewhere. Why should any pa per anywhere at any time print any thing on any subject from Thomas? The grainhandlers' strike was soon over. . The grainhandlers quite sensi bly concluded that 35 cents an hour in Portland is better than nothing, even better than 30 Cents an hour at Ta coma, or here. Some people are always late. If the multitude who registered at Spokane the last month had come to Oregon in time, each could have had a full sec tion of the finest land in the world for nothing. - ' Even If Senator Bourne was turned down when Hendricks and Beach were appointed to head the Oregon census, haven't the people had just as much to say about it? Hermann must be amused at this latest at'tempt to take scalps in the In terior Department. Binger's motto is "Stand pat and merit will win." In Spain the Minister of the Interior and the Minister of War are fighting. That's safer than on the firing line, facing, the Moors. We should say that such a proced as that Involving Thaw last week would hardly prove any man's sanity. Jeffries and Johnson are at last ar rayed to fight. But they will talk a long while before they Tight. They are marrying off the King of Siam at the age of eleven. They want to get him used to trouble. Walter Wellman. we are told, is ready kgain o start for the pole. That's all. Despite the fact that he will have no more trials. Murderer Finch is discontented. TOPICAL VERSE The Income Uara. Swell people, you who do the stunt Of putting up a nifty front. Are all your words and all your acts In strict accordance with the facts! Are not some people, fairly wise. Misled) as to your income's size? To find a better touring car Than yours they'd have to travel far; Your residence throughout is graced With things that show a cultured taste. So none with you'd connect such ills As overdue outstanding bills. The handsome house in which you live. The charming parties that you give When you so often entertain. And count thereby your social gain Say, have the folks who gladly come Full knowledge of your mortgage sum? .!.. I. that inmme thins" To you much prestige It will bring . . . . ... i.i. . II you re successiui wiiu uui That it is e'en more than enough; You'll have to lie the other way. Carmen Bovina. The muley cow awoke at morn And caroled a blithesome lay; For she thought as she lay on her downy oouch That her stomach was filled with hay. That is, one stomach was filled with hay. And one was filled with corn, And one with oats; so she caroled away On that bright Summer morn. New York Evening Post A Clothealess Future. (Unless the wool schedule in the tariff bill is changed. $200,000,000 will be added to the cost of clothing.) "Got woolen suits?" the stranger said. The salesman sadly shook his head. With "We are out of clo'se. Under our newest tariff rate I'll sell cheap suits of armor plate. But woolens, light or heavy weight? , Try Tiffany for those." I met a person in the street In woolen coat and trousers nsat (X wore a paper kilt). Men stared as it he were a freak. But he could buy such garb unique. For he'd a million plunks a week. This haughty Vanderbilt. A burglar's victim, left unolad. Decided he would print an "ad," And this was his request: "The bold, marauder of last night May keep the string of diamonds white, The plate of gold, the rubies bright. If he'll return that vest." , We in the city's busy hives Insure our clothes the same as lives. For precious Is' apparel. What? Wear no clothes at all? ThaVs nice, ' But what's the use of such advice? The coopers' trust has raised the price Of the protected barrel. New York World. Retribution. A stroller of the city Lay dying on the walk; His life seemed slowly ebbing. He couldn't even talk. "It looks quite like a murder," The big policeman said; "Or else a mighty sunstroke Has hit him on the head." "Not so," someone did venture, "He courted death, did he; He asked a question which, sir. Resulted fatally. He asked a passing stranger Perspiring to the core: 'Say, is It hot?' then-'biff.' sir; He never said no more." Joseph Cone in Boston Herald. The Joya of a Summer Vacation. Chicago Record-Herald. They rented a cottage together, the Browns and their neighbois, the Joneses, and said: "We'll share in the cost and divide up the work, and each one shall make his own bed. 'Twill be easy to do. and I'm sure we will ' . find that housework will seem Just like play." So with this understanding they packed up their "junk" and together they Journeyed away. For a while things went smoothly, a week or two passed, then clouds in the dls . tance appeared. Mrs. Jones' told her hubby that mean Mrs. Brown up and "sneaked" when the table was cleared. While it wasn't her night to wash dishes. of course, she might have helped put them away. -As she did whenever 'twas Mrs. -Brown s turn, a fact she could truthfully say. Then Mrs. Jones said she was sick of her Job. because Mrs. Brown seemed to think. She had nothing to do but look pretty while she slaved the Summer away at the sink: And Jones disliked Brown because he de clined to help clean fish that they caught, While Brown had a notion that Jones didn't go for the water as oft as he ought. When a month had ?one by Mrs.. Jones started in to ;hatid" Mrs. Brown "a few things." And Mrs. Brown, also, unburdened her mind of a few little neighborly flings. Now the Joneses and Browns are at home once again, 'their vacation was far from a treat. And good Mrs. Brown doesn t see Mrs. Jones when they happen to pass on the street. Incomes. If I had the boss' income Instead ryf my bone a day, -Would I dally eat In old Ann street Them waffles and coffee? Nays Right into the Row 'round the corner I'd break and I'd order there A couple of steaks, two high shortcakes- Some pie, and a ricn rcmi. But the boss (ran you beat It?) orders milk and shredded wheatl If I had the boss' Income Each pleasant afternoon The stroke of two would see me through . And the subway'd see me soon. I'd sail away to the hilltop. Where the Highlanders do biz. And you'd find me, you can betchef In a box behind the ketcher Giving the umpire his. Does the boss do that way? Nit! Works when all the rest have quit. If I had the boss' Income Instead of my chicken feed, I would take the air behind a Pa,r That would surely be some steed. And to and from the ofTlce I would slide in' a "sixty" car. That would hit the eye of the passers-by And give 'em (at times) a Jar. But the boss, he hoofs It home Is he dippy in his dome? ' The guys what has it don't know how to blow It like the guys what hasn't got It know. New York Bun. 4 ! .