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THE SUNDAY OKEGOSTAX, PORTLAXD, AUGUST 1, 1909. M rui Mi M AMI ME On BY IRVTXO S. COBB. 32 3 them Suffrage tiers Is still klckin' up trouble over In Ens- land," said the Boon retectlve of the St- Reckless. "I wonder will they win out?" "I don't know," said the Hotel. Clerk. "I wish the ladies luck but It looks to me as If they'd split the beans. In a manner of speaking. When lovely woman stoops to fo:?. as the poet says, 6 ho generally stoops so far that she looks like she was walking on her hands. And that heroic little group of English wives and mothers and maiden ladies who are still unattached and cot yet bespoke, so to speak y d not much danger of their lying bespoke, either Judging irom wnai I can learn that heroic little band made a fatal error, it seems to me when they bf-gan to act up In such a manner as to make people laugh at them Instead of with. them. -The noblest crusade that ever was crusaded wouldn't have lasted 10 minutes, Larry, if the populace got an Idea Into its mind that it was some ' thing to laugh at. A sense of humor would have put Joan of Arc, or Peter the Hermit or Coxey's Army on the ever lasting frfztenbofT the first day out. Kot being cursed with the fatal sense of humor those -parties put the thing through, or at least they went a good ways with it. And the Suffragettes ap peared to be doing first rate for the first two or three years. At the end of tr.at time the English publio began to sea the Joke. It generally takes longer than that but this was an exceptional case, end not more than two years or at moat three had elapsed before the Joke dawned on them, and then all of a sudden, with a great, glad cry they burst out laugh ing." Well, anyway the paper says there's b?en a lot of popular indignation over fx-ndin' them women to Jail," said the House Detective. "Maybe so." said the Hotel Clerk, 'but did yoa hear of any of their husbands Joining in the indignation? You did not. Nor I didn't, and I've been listening -very closely. If I wae . an English husband. Larry, which Heaven forbid, but If I was. and I had a wife with one of those time lock expressions on her face and a Jaw that worked on a ball and socket, and if she fell into the habit of going out and waking up stowed cabmen to make suffragotte 'speeches to them, for getting that an Englishman's bouse is his castle and may not be Invaded, and if the tried to send herself through the post as second-class female mail matter and if she spent her mornings beating on Premier Asqulth's front door with a cotton umbrella, yelling 'Petition, peti tion.' and went to Parliament of after noons and chained herself to an Iron grating and yelled It some more, and If a ' ADMIRAL BY RICHARD SPILLANE. fITHIX half a mile of the cam f pus of Princeton University. New Jersey, there Is a simple, solid, dignified old dwelling which many a millionaire would be delighted to own. It was built 150 or 00 years ago, in a day of sound timbers and honest workmen, and Is as good today as the day it was finished. It has an air of peace and respectability, of qui etude and contentment, well suited to Its Quaker beginnings and Its univer sity surroundings. Queer cradle for the greatest fighting man that the American Navy ever has known or probably ever will know. Here was born In 1796 Robert Field Stockton, the Andrew Jackson of the sea. Into his life was crowded enough of adventure. enoush of danger, enough of dueling. enough of conquest, to supply a regi ment of Dumas. Practically single handed and alone, he took, at the point of his pistol, the vast territory that is now the Republic of Liberia. He con quered California- and gave it to the United States. Once he was under en gagement to fight duels with all the British officers on amy at. ir ihrw hot shot into the gentlemanly ruffians of the Barbary States, and he scattered the pirates who In the first half of the 13th century infested the Oulf of Mexico. He loved nothing bet ter than a scrap, and particularly If It was with an Englishman, lie naa rea son to hate the English because his grandfather, that great man. Richard Stnrkton. the signer of the Declaration of Independence, died as the result of the brutal treatment re received wnue a prisoner in the British Jail In New York In the Revolutionary ar. An Aristocrat of Aristocrats. Of n the fighting men of America, Ftockton probably was more of the aristocrat bv birth and training than any other. More than 100 years prior to the Declaration of Independence his ancestors, who were persons or weaitn and position, had come from England and purchased a tract of 6000 acres of ):ind In what now is Princeton. They were Quakers, and left t-n gland to es rane oersecution from the Stuarts. Richard Stockton, the signer of the Declaration, was one of the greatest lawyers of l-.:s time. He was so great a man that when he went abroad, long before the Revolution, every deference pnrt honor was shown to him in trance nd Ensiand. Richard Stockton, son Of the signer and father or tne naval nero, was for 40 years the leader of the bar in New Jersey and the Joseph H. 'noate of the first quarter of the 19th century. The law had no attractions for Rob ert Stockton. "Fighting Bob." as ho always was known. Somewhere far hack among the Quaker ancestors of ' Fighting Bob." there must have been a hot srirlt. or else it is "hard to under stand his character. He was a great admire? of Andrew Jackson. He got to look like "Old Hickory." he got to act like him. he got to think like him. and he got to do like him. Stockton entered the Navy as Midshipman Sep tember 1, 1S11. when be was 15 years old. ar.d was ordered to Join the frigate President, which he did February 14, 1 SI 2. There were all sorts of rumors of war In those days. Great Britain and France had taken men off American vessels and were Impressing them into t.':eir sen-ice. The whole coast of the Vntted States was patrolled by British warships. The President cruised along tie coast until June 1, and then re turned to New Tork. On June Si. 1S12, three days after the declaration of war with Great Britain, commodore Rodgers sailed from New York in command of a squadron consist ing of the President, Congress, Hornet and Argus. For five months the squadron ranged the seas and young Stockton saw plenty of action. Rodgers skirted the British coast for a time and got up as tr.cch of a scare In Britain as did Paul Jones in an earlier day. When the squad ion returned after sailing 12.000 miles. It l:ad captured many vessels, and the fame uf Rodgers was established. By reason of his family's position the young Midshipman was appointed aide to the Secretary of the Navy and remaioed In Washington until the Capital wa-l.tt- London bobby, or Robertacop, arrested her and the Judge gave her three months In "Wormwood Scrubbs, do you think for a moment, Larry, that I'd Join in any popular Indignation? Not a pop, not an lndignate. not even a very small dig or a cate for mine. No sir, if His Worship gave her only three months I'd send him a box of cigars a.nd If he'd made It six it'd be two boxes of the cigars and a case of fine old crusted port at two and six pence the bottle for him with my compliments. "I think t'would be better for the Eng lish suffragettes, everything considered, If they'd cut out the knockabout stuff and copy after the example of their American co-workers who do a turn that Is more refined and at the same time mildly amusing. Tha American Suffra gette doesn t make her act one Dig scream from start to finish. 9he's more of a light housekeeping -style of Suffra gette, doing chafing-dish sufCragetting, as you might say, and the comedy Isn't so broad. In consequence we haven t be- gun to laugh at her so very hard as yet and until we do begin she ought to last quite a spell. And besides we've tried woman suffrage in several of our West ern states and have found that those states don't 6end any worse grade of Senators to Washington than they did before the women began to vote." "It looks like these days a woman don't think she's properly organized unless she's forever Jolnln' some move ment or some club or somethin'," said the House Detective. "With a few unimportant exceptions, yes," said the Hotel Cleric "Modern woman has a sphere If she can. only find It and she generally hunts for It hard enough, goodness knows. It's fine and lovely boating for the ladles but a trine wearing;, at times on their hus bands. I'm thinking particularly of the case of my friend, Smeltzer." "whoa Smeltzer?" said the House Detective. i 'These days he's best known as Mrs. Smeltaers husband." said the Hotel Clerk. "His is a sad case, a very sad case. When the family is traveling the order of precedure, giving each separ ate article Its relative Importance, Is aa follows: Mrs. Smeltzer. Mrs. Smelt zer"s maid, Mrs. Smel tier's dog. Mrs. Smeltzer'a baggage and Mrs. Smelt- zer'a husband carrying Mrs. Smeltzer'a hand bag. But I can remember when Smeltzer bad an Identity of his own. Sometimes he comes In here and talks about the old glad days before he married, thinking he was going to get a wife, only to find he'd got a club woman. "It seems that In the early days of their married life, she was of a very emotional temperament. From what Smeltzer tells me about her. you'd have thought she was the favorite child or old man E. Mosher himself. She was one of those Lady Dreadnoughts for size, but by nature, highly emotional. She ' belonged to a very exclusive, slant-' ROBERT tacked by the British and Congress fled." Then he went back to active service. He was Commodore Rodgers' aide in the de fense of Baltimore and conducted himself so gallantly that he was promoted Lieu tenant. Pretty good record: Lieutenant In the Navy at 18. The Algerian Affair. It was after the close of the War of 1813 that Stockton got real busy. The j rulers of the Barbary States had been preying on American commerce ana noia- lne Americans for ransom, and Commo dore Decatur was sent to the Mediter ranean with a squadron consisting of the fMuu-T-ler. Macedonian. Constitution, un tarlo. Eoervler. Firefly, Flambeau, Spark. Spitfire and Torch to teach a lesson to them. Stockton sailed as Junior lieutenant on the Guerriere. but was transferred soon after to the Spitfire, in which vessel ne acted as First Lieutenant. The squadron had been In the Mediterranean tut a few days when the Guerriere and Spitfire leu In with the Algerian frigate Miahourl, 44 guns. In the chase the Spitfire kept side by side with the Guerriere as she approached the corsair, w hen, to avoid getting between the Guerriere and the enemy, the Spitfire ran close under the stern of the Algerine, and the Guerriere was ranging up broadside to broadside at the moment the action was opening. Stockton suggested to Captain Dallas that thev never would have such a good opportunity to observe the effect of a frigate a broadside, ana asxea leave De fore the Spitfire took part In the action to go out on the bowsprit and watch the effect of the Guerriere nrsi oroaa- aide. He went to the extremity of the bow sprit and remained there while two broadsides were fired. He came back and said: "They are firing wildly. Let's go to work and knock in tne camn win dows of the pirate." During tne remain der of the half hour the Spitfire, with her S2-pounder. poured In a raking fire, until the guns of the Algerine were silenced. When she struck her flag she proved to be a ship of the Algerine Admiral. He was killed, w.ch SO or his men. r.o one was killed on the Spitfire and only four wounded on the Guerriere. Some of the things that the Americans did in that war with the Barbary pirates are almost beyond belief. In one en gagement with an Algerian brig that had sought safety In shallow' water, Stockton took men In small boats and boarded the corsair, capturing htm after a terrific hand-to-hand fight. Up and down the Mediterranean went the American squad ron, and every time one of the Algerian vessels was discovered It was destroyed. So vigorous was the action of Decatur that the Dey of Algiers, the Pasha of Tunis and the Bey of Tripoli . sued for mercy, and ever afterward respected the Stars and Stripes. For four or five years after the Algerian war Stockton was on cruise, first in the Washington and later in the Erie. Duels Galore. In those days the American Navy was a stranger in European porta, and the British, smarting under the defeats of the War of 1S13, were very savage to ward Americans. On one occasion the Erie droppped anchor In the Bay of Na ples. An Italian came aboard and so licited employment In transporting things between the ship and the shore. He presented, according to custom, his book f certificates showing what o trier men- of-war had employed him. Among these certificates was one given him by an American naval officer, beneath which a British officer had written a contempt uous and opprobrious epithet. Stockton was furious when la read what the British officer had written. Learning that the officer was aboard one of the English men-of-war in the bay. Stockton sent him a challenge. The Eng lishman seemed disinclined to tight ex cept at long range with pistols, but a duel was finally arranged. Stockton shot the English officer In hl leg. The Brit isher dropped, yelling. "I'm hit! I'm hit! Are you satisfied?" Stockton said he was not, but finally agreed to let th matter drop if the Britisher showed proper courtesy to all Americans there after. When the Erie arrived, at Gibraltar the browed Emerson Club, where the mem bers used to assemble once a week and read His Essays and see if any of the other members was wearing anything new. She was also very strong for the Ibsen or blue mass school of drama and frequently went to plays that had STOCKTON, THE ANDREY JACKSON OF captain of a Boston merchant vessel came aboard and complained of the treat ment to which he had been subpected. There was a regulation in Gibraltar that at night every one should carry a lan tern. The captain did not know this and walked a hundred feet or so ashore with out a light. For 'this he was arrested and cast into a dungeon by the British officer in command,, also being flogged and grievously abused. He was rescued from the prison by the United States Consul, but was unable to obtain, any redress. . The captain of- the Boston merchantman then challenged the Brit ish officer, but his challenge was received with tha contemptuous Inquiry "whether he was fool enough to suppose that British officer would fight the captain of damned Yankee merchantman. Stockton tried to get redress for the Boston captain, but was repelled in a manner that provoked him to fighting pitch. He challenged the Englishman, and when they met put a bullet in him. The manner in which the British officer acted on the field led Stockton to declare that even In the duel he had shown a cowardly spirit. One of the seconds thereupon remarked that If Stockton did not apologize he would have to fight all the officers of the regiment. Stockton said he would be delighted. He said he would assume that the second's remark was a challenge from all the -officers of the regiment, and that he would accept lt Before Stockton could shoot up the whole garrison the Governor of Gibraltar Interposed. At his suggestion the com mander of the American squadron for bade the officers of the Erie to go ashore. This did not - end It, however. The squadron sailed away, but a few months later the Erie returned. Stockton got after the Englishmen again and received a message from the British, Captain that he was ready to give him another meet ing. Safe conduct was guaranteed to Stockton, and the British officer pledged that the duel should be on neutral ground. and that It should not be Interrupted. When the .principals and seconds met. however, the English party began mak ing numberless objections which excited the suspicions of the Americans. Soon the Americans saw the guard, coming to arrest them. The Americans forced the British to place their man, the men ex changed shots and Stockton wounded his antagonist. Then Stockton had to turn his attention to escaping. The guards who were coming to arrest - - CA&MZW TO S&XE been written by the great Norwegian Just after eating a hearty meal consist ing of whale oil. fish and calomel pills, when be was feeling sort of morbid and low In his mind. She'd go to a matinee and sit there and cry through three or four long or Isben acts and come STOQCJON him had blocked the only route open, Stockton overthrew them and hurried away. Further along 'the path he en countered a dragoon. Dragging the dra goon from his horse,' Stockton Jumped up and rode at a gallop through the main street of Gibraltar down to the shore. where his sailors were awaiting him. Feeling that he had been deceived by the British officers, and that tneir con duct In arranging for his arrest was con temptible, Stockton branded them as a lot of knaves. The tension between the men on the squadron and the troops on shore was strained to the utmost, and It only was after great efforts by the commander of the squadron and the Governor or Gib raltar that a. truce was arranged and the sailors and the soldiers could meet with out bloodshed. Meanwhile Stockton was the idol of the squadron, and when he re turned to New York In 1821 he was "Fighting Bob" to the whole country. Winning of Liberia. The American Colonization Society pro posed to him about this time to take charge of a ship which they intended to ' send out to Africa to procure .new terri tory for their colony of blacks. The first colony had been planted in an unhealth ful spot, and all the colonists had per ished. The United States was the only cation that had declared against slave trading. Portugal and Spain were espe cially active in the commerce in human beings, taking great numbers of negroes from Africa to Central and South Am erica. To go to Africa and establish a black republic Just suited the adventurous young man, and ho sailed away to Si erra Leone. There he was informed that several hundred miles away there was a fine, fertile upland country, hut In the possession of warlike chiefs. Many efforts had been made by various nations to obtain possession of it by purchase or. by treaty, but without avail. When Stockton reached this ter ritory he found it all it had been de scribed. The natives were ruled by head men, and the head of these head men was known as King Peter. The natives made raids Into the Interior and preyed upon their less-warlike neigh bors, selling them Into slavery. Stockton disguised the real object of his mission and began trading with the head men until he got on good terms with them. Then he gradually pre sented to them the advantages of h- ' - ' . ,CL1 ! - , . home with a red nose and a raging sick headache and go to bed and say she'd had a perfectly lovely afternoon. But after awhile, these comparatively simple pursuits of the higher knowl edge failed to satisfy the cravings of her soul. She began to go In for civio 1 ing the country inhabited by civilized negroes, who would bring commerce, civilization and comforts to the land. He made so good an impression by his arguments that he finally got to a point where- a meeting was arranged between him and King Peter, but when the day for the meeting arrived he was told King Peter had gone to his strong hold, 20 miles in the interior. The only word the King left was that Stockton might follow If he dared. The only companion Stockton had was a missionary who acted as inter preter, but he did not hesitate a minute. The way to King Peter's stronghold lay through swamp and Jungle. Stock ton had all the Tiifflculties of tropical traveling on the trip, but finally he reached King Peter's fort. The King received him harshly, demanding to know why Stockton had followed him. The King said he considered Stockton had offended against royal dignity and should be chastised. In King Peter's retinue was a mu-i latto who had traveled to -he United States and elsewhere and who was more Intelligent than King Peter or any other of the head men. He was chief adviser to the King. To the announcement of the King Stockton answer'edVmildly and diplomat ically. While Stockton was addressing King Peter through the missionary in terpreter, -the mulatto arose and de nounced Stockton as an enemy of the slave trade. Immediately the whole party of head men, 100 or more In num ber, Jumped up roaring threats to kill Stockton. There were no six-shooters In those days and no repeating rifles, but Stock ton acted as calmly as If he was on the quarterdeck. Drawing two navy pistols, he handed one to the missionary and said: "Shoot that villain of a mulatto lr ne opens nis iip " pistol he took aim at King Peter's head and sternly lnstructea mo xnus w " down -and behave himself until Stockton got through talking with him or he would be killed Instantly. v King Peter and the whole party nearly collapsed Irom ingni. at tuus . daring. A.. iv.n an1 therA nlfftol in hand. Stockton practically dictated the treaty i .v, iu r ihorla vah erea-ted and that vast stretch of African teritory opened to free negroes. Pirates, Canals arid Races. Stockton was 30 years old when he got back to the United States. He had honors enough for any man. It seemed. so, there being no war or. prospect of war, he wanted to resign from the Navy and enjoy life. But before he could do this he was ordered to the West Indies to rid the Gulf of Mexico of pirates. For centuries the Gulf had been In fested with buccaneers, who had all sorts of odd harbors in which -to hide. Lafitte had his headquarters once at Galveston, once at Barataria and once at Dry Tortu- gas. - Some of the Spanish freebooters had their bases In the Bahamas. Within six months Stockton had cleaned out every known stronghold of the pirates and had sunk several pirate craft and killed or captured dozens of the sea robbers. This work done, his resignation was ac cepted. He got a charter for the Dela ware & Raritan Canal and built that waterway. Incidentally he turned his at tention to politics and horseracing. In politics. Of oourse, he was the stanch supporter of Andrew Jackson. In horse racing he was a good deal like the late D. D. Withers, not much on the betting end, but great on breeding and immense ly proud when one of his home-bred colts won a race. ' Ha was a distinguished success on the turf, too, although he did spend a large sum on his breeding establlshment. Among the great stallions he Imported from England were Trustee and Lang ford, and he also imported that magnifi cent brood mare, Diana. For nearly 20 years the Stockton horses were promi nent wherever big race meetings were held In America, and today the blood of the Stockton horses can- be traced in many of the great families of thorough breds. But horseracing and canal-building and politics are slow, dreadfully slow for a man who loves the sea. In 1S3S Stockton was back on the ocean. He tailed In De- uplifts and great economic movements where if a member wore the same gown to two meetings In succession, it amounted to a scandal. And also she began to 3ally extensively with those very superior societies that are made up entirely of descendents. "Smeltzer was telling me about It the last time he was in. Ho'd been around among the retail liquor stores, shopping for gin rlckeys and things and he was quite worked up. 'Old man,' he says to me, 'It's a terrible strain, being re lated, even by marriage, to so .many ancestors. You've no idea how I suffer at times," he says. 'At first,' he says, 'she was satisfied with being a Colonial War and a First Family of Jamestown and a standard registered Plymouth Rocker and a few other trifling little things like that; but her ambition grew with her family tree, and that's going some too, for the kind of family tree that she's raising, puts out a new shoot every day 'or two. I come home of an' evening and find the upperdeck branches heavily laden with fresh, ripe ancestors that have budded mt while I was down-town at work. They sprout over night, some firaes her ancestors and mine too.' he says. - '"Yours, too?" I says to hliriln sur prise. 'I didn't know . you had any ancestors," I says. "Neither did I." says Smeltzer, "she grew them for me, from time to time. She's been very gener ous that way," says he; 'first there's a new ancestor for her and then a new one for me, turn and turn about, only they're all working for her," he says. 'Every blessed one of 'em," he Bays, 'Is kept busy night and day qualifying her for new membership somewhere. "Twas only here the other day." he says, that I learned quite by accident while looking over some papers in her writing-desk that her grandfather had got her admitted to the 'D. A. R. I re member him distinctly. He was tall and thin, and he had pink eyelashes and light yellow hair that stood up straight on his head. He looked like one of those prophylactic tooth brushes and he was one of the hottest Revolu tionary heroes that ever came from Sweden by steerage. In the year 1866. He'd a-been fixed all right for mem bership in the Society of Survivors of Cold Winters in the Northern part of Minnesota. But I'm blessed if I could see where he cut in anywhere else. But she fixed him all up with his proper record, showing that he was the only son of a Colonel of Vermont riflemen, or something equally nifty, and other wise made him competent. 'Twould be a proud day for him If he was alive,' says Smeltzer. t - , " 'She's done wonders with my ances tors too,' says Smeltzer; 'you'd be sur prised to notice how easily she's turned them into blueblooded aristocrats. Take my respected grandfather on my mother's side, for example,' he says. 'According to my best information on the subject he came from the southern part of Ire ceber of that year In the Ohio as fleet captain of the Mediterranean squadron. He returned in 1839 and in 1841 the position of Secretary of the Navy was offered to him, but he declined it. He did not care for office, and it probably -is Just as well that he did not, for he had more useful work to-do. Under his supervision the sloop Princeton, the first naval vessel of the United States to use- steam, was built. Conquest of California. In 1844 he had sailed in the Princeton to carry the annexation resolutions to the Government of Texas, and in 1845, before the breaking out of the Mexican War, he had been sent to the Pacific in the frigate Congress to relieve Commodore Bloat, commanding the United States squadron in those waters. The Govern ment wanted a man of quick action on the Pacific Coast Just then and no one In the naval service had such a reputa tion for quick thinking and quick acting aa "Fighting Bob." Promptly on learn ing that war had been declared Stockton got busy. Los Angeles was the capital of -California in those days. Stockton captured? San Diego, which had been taken, by the Mexicans after once falling into the American's- hands; he defeated the enemy' at Rio San GaLrlel and at La Mesa and on August 13, 1846, he took possession of Los Angeles. Having organized a civil government for the state, he appointed General Fremont, who had been co-operating with him. Governor. Stockton su perintended all military operations until Edison's Interest THOSE fellows wanted to make a plain panel for the house, one with out ornamentation, but I told them we would give the workingman and his family ornamental work In their house. They deserve it, and besides It costs no more after the pattern is made to give decorative effects than It would to make everything plain. Thomas A. Edison said this as he was standing in a little pattern shop in tha laboratory at Orange. N. J., exhibiting to the writer the many patterns that are to be used in the production of his poured cement house. His words revealed the- motive and in terest in the welfare of the workingman that lie behind the creation of this struc ture.. Motives are often revealed unin tentionally and unconsciously. It was so in this case. Mr. Edison's one thought through all the eight years he has been studying this problem has been to evolve something to make the struggle for existence easier for the wage- earner. The Edison poured cement house is about to become a factor in twentieth century building construction. Mr. Edison has answered all objections to the full satisfaction of the most crit ical. Here are the important facta about the poured house which will be spoken of more in detail further on: He has produced a mixture of a con sistency almost like water whicR holds the stone or aggregates in suspension, allows the mixture to flow freely to all parts of the molds and secures a uniform distribution of the aggregates throughout the mass. The molds are adapted to variations of arrangements thus making It possible to change the style of houses with the same set. of molds. v.ith five' or six sets of molds, therefore, a wide variety of style Is possible. ' Yet he makes no boast of his accom plishment. The first house itself, which will be cast In a few weeks, will be suf ficient answer to all critics. . A house like this built of stone, both Mr. -Edison and his engineers say. would cost several thousand dollars. But if the operator of the molds fdr the Edison house buys his material in large quanti ties it can be built for J1200. Now this house is for one family: with a floor plan 25x30 feet. It is intended to be built on lots 40x60 feet, giving lawn and small garden room. The front porch extends 8 feet and the back porch 3 feet. On the first floor Is a large iront room. 14x23x9& feet high Intended as a livings i land the year after the big famine and he had an accent that made him call a graham gem a "grim Jam." He never had his vest on or his suspenders off. in the hor.se If he could help it and his Idea of the correct thing In a dinner coat was one that you could take off Just before sitting down to the table and hang it on the back of the chair. He had a strong right arm and a clay pipe that was a good deal stronger. He was a fine old boy at that, and I'm proud of him,' says Smeltzer. 'but. knowing him as I did. I was astonished to hear Mrs. Smeltzer bragging the other day about my maternal grand father being one of the Virginia landed gentry with the best blood of tiro Old Dominion coursing through his veins. He'd have been astonished, too. He may have been an aristocrat,' says Smeltzer, "but he never knew it. He never got a chance to work at the trade.- He did a trucking and general contracting business all his life, when he might have been prominent in the aristocratting line. Only I don't think he was suited for it by nature. He wouldn't have given up his life's habit of breaking the bread Into his coffee and eating his boiled cabbage off the end of his knife with an overhang swing like a man putting In coal with a scoop shovel for anything in the world,' says Smeltzer. " "I s'pose she's pretty strong with the Mayflower bunch, too,' I says, 'hav ing noticed,' I says, 'that being a tagged and certified Mayflower descendant is pretty much the. same to a lady Joiner as getting into the Shrlners Is to a thirty-second degreer." 'Oh, she's a long way past that,' says Smeltzer. 'I've been able to gather from her conversation that when the Mayflower first hove Into view off the Massachu setts coast, all loaded down with Pil grim Fathers, Pilgrim Mothers, and Pil grim Kids, spinning wheels, warming pans, ducking stools, Ingredients for making the New England boiled dinner, baked bean pots, pumpkin pies, leg irons for detaining witches until enough dry wood could be collected, codfish balls and other necessities of life, there was a large Colonial mansion standing some distance back from shore surrounded by well-kept grounds with peafowls and an Iron dog on the front lawn. And that was where Mrs. Smeltzer's ancestors were living and had been doing so for some time past," he says. 'Anynow, that's what I gather from her remarks on the subject," says Smeltzer, sadly, and then he invited me to go out with him and take seven or eight drinks more. For a man with such a progressive wife he seemed very low in his mind. Several times in the conversation I thought he'd be moved to tears." "Well, this talk's drifted a long ways from the Suffragetters," said the House Detective. "Tell me, If you had ti.e power, would you let the women vote?" "I would so," said the Hotel Clerk. "Anything for a quiet life." THE SEA the province of California was ceded to the United States. Stockton returned home overland during the following Summer and re ceived almost as many honors as did General Zachary Taylor and General Wlnfleld Scott. And the Californlans did not forget him. The City of Stockton is named for him and Stockton street, in San Franclsoo, likewise. The Legisla ture of New Jersey gav a reception in h'.s honor and Eave a Vi -fe of thanks to him, and so Boon as they could do so the people of New Jersey sent him to the United States Senate. Those were the rosy days for "Fighting Bob." While in the Senate he got through the measure by which flogging in the Navy was abolished, and he gave earnest at tention to all propositions for coast de fense. A warrior from his boyhood, fearless as man can be, his blood running riot when conflict arose, a time now came when "Fighting Bob" was "Fighting Bob" no longer, but used every argu ment, every plea, every influence in his power for peace.- It was- a new role for the man of Mars, hut perhaps the Quaker blood, so long still, now ran stronger than the other. He wae one of the most active members of the American party and was a delegate to the Peace Con gress of 1S61. He lived to see peace; the peace that came after the great conflict, and then, on October 7, 1866, "Fighting Bob" died in the quiet old university village he and his Quaker ancestors called home and which the Stocktons for many genera tions to come are likely to call home. (Copyright. 1909. by Richard SpHlane.) in His Workmen room, and a kitchen in the back, 14x20x 9H feet high. In the corner of the front room' Is a wide etah-case leading to the second floor. This contains two large bedrooms, a wide hall and a roomy bathroom (7 feet 6 inches by 8 feet 2 Inches high). The third floor has two large rooms. Each room .has large windows, so that there Is an abundance of light and fresh air. The cellar, 7 feet 6 inches high, extends ' under the whole house and will contain the boiler, wash tubs and -coal bunker. The main room, as well as the outside of the house, will be richly decorated. - The decorations will be cast with the house and will, therefore, be a part of the structure, and not stuck on, as is done at the present- time. It is an Important fact about this house that it will be entirely of reinforced con crete, including the roof, floors, bath and laundry tubs. The doors and window frames will be the only parts of wood or metal, so it will be practically fireproof. The mixture composing it is both waterproof and vermin-proof. The inside walls, stairs and partitions will be concrete also, and no plaster will be used. The surface left by the molds will be perfectly smooth and can be paint ed or tinted if desired. The writer was shown a specimen on which paint had been applied and it takes paint as readily as wood, even showing a gloss if paint of that character is desired. All the decorations and ornaments will be cast with the house and in every case will be a part of the wall which It adorns: in fact, the entire house will be In one piece, as if hewn or carved out of a solid piece of stone. The cost of the house. J1200. Mr. Edison says. Includes heating and plumbing and a structure ready for occupancy. Cement World. Education of Men and Women. Philadelphia Inquirer. It is, however, a plain fact that In this country, women are more cultured than men; on the average are better educated. The boys quit school earlier to go to work and the unpleasant fact is that they too often cease studying so soon as their books are closed. Now there are many highly educated and cultured men and : women in this country who have never ' attended college. There are many op- : portunltles open for those who desire to : Improve themselves. The unpleasant fact is that so few use the opportunities open to tham, f