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7 THE SUXDAT OREGOXIAN, PORTX-AXD, AUGUST 1, 1909 V i . CHAPTER V. August 25th. m aAVE I been too complacent? Have l-l I suffered In silence when I should have asserted my rights? But what can I do? He ts a man that re proaches, and accusations would only embitter. I could never force back his love to me in that way. Once I put this thing Into words, it would com pletely estrange us. I would have to go away: I could not stay and let him know that I know. Oh. if I only had the strength, the courage, to go away! Strange as It may seem, every fresh proof of his Infidelity Instead of giv ing me the strength to go, only weak ens me, makes me cling to him more and more. I sometimes feel that my very love for him has degraded me, that it has made me oblivious to every sense of womanly pride. August 27th. This morning at breakfast I broke down completely. He was sitting across from me, his paper in one hand and his coffee cup in the other. Unobserved, I was watching him, as I often do now. thrilled with a consciousness of every detail of his personality. The pose of his head and shoulders, the air of dis tinction with which he wore his clothes, the whiteness of his linen. The fresh ness of a morning bath was still about him, and now and then as I leaned forward I caught the faint fragrance of the toilet soap ho always uses. It sent the blood rushing to my face as It brought back memories of the first years of our marriage; when I used to bury my face against his neck to breathe this odor partly of himself and partly of his bath. . I tried to keep my eyes on my plate, but again as by a magnet they were drawn to his strong, well-shaped hand, the edge of his linen cuff, the cloth of his coat. . . . I burst into tears, caught up my napkin and hurried sobbing rrom the rom. Upstairs I locked my door and threw myself on the bed. Then I heard his knock. I buried piy face in the pillows to mufflo the sobs. A moment later I felt his hand on my shoulder. He had gone around the other way and come in through the bathroom. -Why, Mary, what is it? What is the matter dear?" Oh, how that "dear" hurt me hesitating, reluctant, a con cession, as it were, to bribe me from my 'tears. , He sat down beside the bed, and gent ly drew me to him. For a second I clung to him in pitiful abandonment, and yet I knew that he only held me held me as one Would hold another that they might not falL There may have been pity, but I could feel there was no love in his touch. I shrank away and hid my face in the pillows again. . . "Mary, are you ill? Tell me what " -Oh. you are killing me killing me!" I sobbed. A hideous silence. And then: "What do you mean?" His voice was like steeL . And I knew then, had I never known before, how useless any appeal would be how futile to beat against this wall he had placed between us. "Oh. 1 am only nervous and hysteri cal. I haven't been well lately, that's -; i - t rniftined hurriedly. "Tou are alone too mucn. ius v " 1 was more kindly now. "If you would go out more that Is why I wanted . - i. n,..rtni,nf T felt VOU WOUld I His voice ig iukd a" ..' - be happier and less lonely. I am going to have Dr. Martin call this after- nTnmade no protests. I did not say that in all these years I had never been lonely before, that It was only now now since he was always away from me. It would only have made Mm hard and bitter; it would not have helped. August 29th. Is there anything In life so sad as old love letters letters written by one who has since grown cold? Today I went through a box of letters he wrote m before our marriage wonderful. glowing love letters. All these years I have kept them, ana now x vu... . thorn with some vague hope that to thev will comfort me. But they only hurt me more. They have only made me feel more terribly all thflt I have lost. ..,, . Oh. how dead they seem! All the love .nil hopes and desires that they were filled with are dead now. As I read them 1 try to forget, to live back in that time when they were written, to thrill again with the thought of the future that lay before me then; the future that was throbbing with his love, with the promise of all the tenderness and nearness that would be ours. Life holds nothing more beautiful than a young girl's dreams of the man she Is to marry. . And mv dreams came true. The rlrst few years of our marriage I was happy bevond all words. Even when he was away from me I seemed to live every moment in the shelter of his arms; the sense of his love and protection and the bond between us was always with mAnd then that wonderful year before our child came. Oh. the tenderness- the tenderness of his love tor mo " that year! And then our great row when It lived only a rew -non. hours. I tried to keep mucn oi my Brief from lilm; In some vasue way I felt that I had not fulfilled my n lsnn. I cannot quite put it into words, and yet there was always a fueling that In the supreme test or wifehood I had failed. I have often wondered if -other childless women have this same thought. I am sure such a phase of It neer occurred to him. He was very kind and gentle and did all that he could , to comfort me. . I remember one day he came home earlier than usual and found me up In my room crying over some little clothes that had never been worn. He took me in his arms and begged me not to grieve so, that I must not be so hopeless, that some day the little clothes might still be needed. But thev never were. Oh. If only they had been! If there had only come anotner child cnmniArA our lives ana oui home. I feel that no one could nava ever ..An,. h.fvn us then. ... ...an if thea- ha,) 1 WOUld Still have had something. I would have had the child our child. And now I have ...i nAhin?' All the beautiful rOLIltl.fe ---- t dreams of my girlhood and wifehood are dead, and now I stand alone, old. childless, loveless and alone! August SO. I have been reading more of the let ters. Yesterday I put them away and promised myself I would not open them again. And yet today an Irresistible longing drew me to them, a sad fancy to find one written on this date, Au- . t .nt .nr that there was one. for though our engagement lasted over a year, there were many days when we were-together when he did not write. Rut T onened the box and looked for -n. n-uh a Ktranee eagerness, an arernets that was almost an anxiety as fhoutrh in some way I felt it might be stoma good ometi ui&i igaicuiuji follow If there was such a letter. The , second envelope I picked up wm marked August 20. How strange! My heart beat fast. But I found no more in August until I had gone over half of them: then came one marked August 5. I hurried on-August 12-August 8. Then all together were a number in August almost every day but the 30th. Only a small handful were left. I was growing sick with .disappointment When there remained but two or three more letters out of all that box. the postmark August SO lay before me. With trembling fingers I took It up. The envelope was empty! An empty en velope! and I had longed for some lov ing word-something that would comfort me that I might take as a message now! There were a dozen or more loose letters In the bottom of the box. but none of them dated, except sometimes the day of the week or perhaps the hour. And the paper was all the name the plain, heavy white paper he always used: there was nothing to identify any of them with that empty envelope. September 2d. I was at ' 's glove counter today, when suddenly I was conscious of a sub tle perfume strangely like ... My heart seemed beating in my throat as I turned. Beside me was a strikingly beautiful woman having some long white gloves fitted. At that moment a silver purse slipped from her lap to the floor. As she stooped for the purse, the move ment brought the odor more strongly to me. leaving no doubt of its source. Could It be ... ? I was waiting for some change, but now I turned abruptly from the counter and walked blindly through the store. My first Impulse was to get away to hurry from the place as quickly as I could. But when I reached the street I was seized with an uncontrollable desire to go back to see her asjaln Just to see her! Would she still be there? I was trembling so I i a V. .41.. ..Mnirih tn flUSh O VH'.Tl the I1S.U 1 1 (. 1 ' --1 , - - great swinging doors that led into the store, uown one auue, wen vimmw j She was there! Again that perfume; it came to me as I neared the counter. The clerk was folding the gloves in tissue paper. "Yes. charge and send them Mrs. A. I Morris, Lafayette Avenue, .Brooklyn." I could have cried aloud witn joy. i m was not the one! When I came home I wondered at the great relief that had swept through me. Why should the fact that it was" not that woman bring me such comfort? The woman he loves is somewhere this morn ingwhy should it matter so much to me .i -i wo., at that counter? And yet it does. Had that woman given the address on central x-ara cow, duvm.w have been desperate. And the fact that she did not has filled me with Joy. September 3d. Horace said at breakfast that he was i . -D..OTAV, t nr-nrtrm-ar on the eaxlv morning train, and asked if I would cars to go: that I could spend the day with my Cousin Edith and come back with him at midnight. Or I could stay over a day or so if I wished. I consented gladly. I used constantly to go with him on such trips, but now he so rarely asks me. it x couiu omj that he really wanted me to go, as he used to. Just to have me with him but I know It is only because he has noticed my growing depression and thinks the di version might do me good. Still, I am . j , -Iua hnnnt T will Sit b- side htm on the train, ana ma more tn8n i have had for days, x havs near(j nothing from Ec ,V, 1,,-tor futvfnt? aha WAS HTPl slfle htm on the train, and that will be TCdlth since that lotter saying she was preparing to leave her husband and that the divorce proceedings would soon be published. But . i nnthlnv in thA nanera: they must have succeeded In keeping it quiet, wnatever oappeuo, mm imo n consolation of two beautiful children; thev will keep her life from being wholly desolate. September 6tn. T V n A a With ITrilth T". rington: I did not come back until this morning. And those two aays were oniy M,ralatlnn nf thA trawit of mar riage and the incessant misery of life. 1 naa written tne hik"- uciuro i was coming, but tor some reason the let ter was delayed, and I reached there be fore If did. It was about 1 o'clock. As the maid opened the door, Edith was coming downstairs, charmingly gowned, ready for the street. At first I thought I had never seen her look so well, and then I noticed a certain nervous excite ment, and a hard .brilliancy about her eyes. She greeted me cordially. But I reit something not quite natural In her man ner. I found that she had a luncneon engagement, but she Insisted on break ing it and spending the afternoon with t nf ntr nmtaatq hfl U-pnl to the telephone In the hall. She closed the door ana spoKe m a iow lone, yet & could not help hearing part of what she said, tnougn l waiaea to ma wmuuw forrhnat mvvav from tha hall. And what I heird seemed very strange. When she came back into the room, her face was slightly flushed. It Is all rlgnt 1 nave postponea tne luncheon till Friday. Tou need not feel AnanlanAA-atinlran tnr T Wnill1 TV1 11 cH rather have it then: by that time I will have the gown the tailor disappointed me about today. "Now. corr.e upstairs; and we'll take off our things. I'll have Jane serve us something up there, so we can have a nice long talk. I'm sure we've lots to talk about." with a iittle laugh that seemed hard and mirthless. During the luncheon we talked of only the most impersonal things, neither of us touching on her divorce or the letter she had written me. I was strangely puz xled. I tad never known that she drank wine, particularly at luncheon, but now she drank a good deal. When the mall had cleared away the things she drew out a small silver case filled with cigarettes and lit one carelessly. Seeing the amaze ment' I could not keep from my eyes, she laughed again that hard little laugh. "Oh. yes, I smoke now every one does. " The afternoon passed In desultory gos sip, with still no reference to her hus band or to anythimj at all personal. When I asked about the children, she answered "briefly that they were In boarding-school and came home every other week to spend Sunday! And this wis the woman whom for years I had known to be the most adoring mother, who could hardly let her children bo out of her sight! About 4 the maid came in with a long, white flower box. "This Juet came, ma'am." "Very well: you can leave it there on the table," Edith said carelessly, but I saw the color rushing to her face. With what seemed almost like studied i . . AhA tnllrAri nn to ma ftevAral moments before she .went over to open tne dox. rrom tneir tiufs-ppcr wrap pings she lifted out a magnificent bunch . Am&rinn TloailtV fOaRAA "Oh, what exquisite roses!" I said In voluntarily. thav a a Inviilv. aren't thev? After all, there la no flower quite like the rose. fTom the Droaa saun nouoo . . . h.M than, aha nnnlnnMi a Am all en velope and slipped it nnopened into her dress. a.j. that a-AA All .Qh arranged them in some large vasea, but made no further comment about them. Horace waa to call up at , to know It A MOMENT I had decided to return with him. I had rather thought I would stay, that a few days from home might be well for me, but now I was anxious to go back. What ever had happened in Edith's life, I felt it was something I would rather not know, and that to Tetnain would only be painful to us both. When the telephone rang a few mo ments after , she answered it first. I v, r-A ,a- invite Worace to dinner. And Five Hundred Youngsters in Tenement District of New York City Are Taught Farming Iff J' jf-4 . X-1 -. vVUTH' YOJiJC NEW YORK . July 31. (SpeciaL) In the tenement district of Kew Tork City, between Hells Kitchen and San Juan Hill, BOO little farmers have already planted their crops for this season. They are a very enthusiastic and eager lot of farmers when they crowd the De Witt Clinton Park as tliH U-s ryrJ "a 1 1 P i i (t. W'rm mill LATER I FELT HIS HAND ON Mf SHOUIDEM. then: "I am sorry you can't come up, but I am going to keep Mary she is go ing to stay over a day or two." And when I hurried to the 'phone, pro testing, she covered the mouthpiece, and turned to me with a strange earnestness. "No; you must stay, Mary you must stay because I want you I need you! I thought I didn't that I was almost sorry you had come, and that I would let you. -tn- 4.5 Ji. t '.frA. w. SCMOOL CWID&ZM' soon as school is over and go to work on their little farms. The work Is done under the direction of the Inter national Children's Farm League, who supply the children with spades, hoes and other Implements, and send in structors to teach the children how to farm and how to distinguish between weeds and their rising crops. After the ivelty of the planting and digging ' Z v rv . i m hack without without telling you. .OUl X RIIU ll-J-n ..a........ r...- .i v, Huvivor into m v hand. 0115 lllllliSfc- I-U3 "Tell him that you have decided to stay at least until tomorrow. Reluctantly I yielded. I seemed power- . -J .nwhlnv aIcA jess to uu wijuinie titi t tinner hack ' the receiver, she said nervouHly: "We are not going to .-iir .hnnt it now not just yet I don t think I can. Frank will be home for din iVV' "'Z-T---i . a: LXi & GAZDZM i -nana, df the tollers drop Uixa "i" u wu, ....... j out. This Is a very lucky thing In one way, because there is a long waiting list, and many .applicants have to be turned away. The children enjoy the work and are also learning the Indus trial arts In a most healthful and amus ing way. There are several of these farms In Philadelphia, and many more will be established In New Tork. m -----1 1 , n! t - 7 ttJ I i r- ner tonight; he dines here about twice a week, and 1 always manage to have some guests. Mr. and Mrs. Elton are coming tonight, and George orresier aim uiaa-o Hartford you remember her?" She talked on aoout tne unmet guests, making no further reference to her husband. I asked no questions, x v. i-a thA fpAltrur one has in watching the developments of a play. Later when txiiin aressea iui u.uwc, . realized suddenly that she was still a young and beautiful woman. She wore a pale lavender gown that was cut lower, and fitted more closely, and was more -.-(Wi.. than anvthinfl T had PVCT seen her wear. I did not see Frank Car- rlngton until he tooK me in to mime.. was a man that looked particularly well In evening dress, and as I looked at Edith and then at him I wondered why love had ceased between these two. rnysiraiu, , .1 Tuvth attractive. And vet leaiaL, tucy we., - - several times during the dinner I saw him glance at her across tne tame, aim waa in his eyes a. look so hard and cold that I shivered. Would Horace ever look at me like that? After dinner they -played bridge until midnight I played very badly, for I have never carea ior it, dui naun. v.o.. w mv partner, and as he is an expert K - , iTV4;th mrtro hrilllant h a fwr nnints. l nave nevei own ...... - -- and more fascinating; she was run or Van renartee. and her clear laugh rang out again and again. And yet I felt In it that note or aisiiiusiuimni, vi - lessnese, that I had noticed when I first At last they were all gone, and she took me up to my room. "I'm not coming In I know you are tired. Good night." o atui aha riirf not want to talk. Wonderingly I lay there, unable to sleep. I had come here expecting to find ...!.,. a1na with llAF children. in ilKJIlII living wv"a . strict seclusion, a crushed, broken-hearted woman. That was what her letter im plied; and now ... And the children why had ahe eent them away? Then I thought of the con-rA-sation over the telephone and the UOWBI8! - a lni.ll- ctrlirk Z. aJlQ r CUIIl BUUKHIIWD a- ww.. - Btill I lay awake. Suddenly there was a -,,Ma in "the hall and then a faint knock. I opened the' door to find Bdlth ii i .... in a Imit flnwin? srown. BianuiiiB uidio " i. - ' " "I knocked softly, so. If you were asleep I wouldn't wake you," she explained ...... T ha.mn't Kaan Q T ! P Tl OmiB in and let me put something around you you 11 taKe coia mat way. rh tii nt tn kA cold thoucrh It wouldn't matter If I did." bitterly. She threw herself on the couch and looked at V. V. a wA hTtllifltlt atPfl. "Mary, I want to talk. It will be easier now than In the morning. Do you know that for the last two months I have want ed to come to New York Just to see you to talk to you? There were times when I felt I should go mad if I didn't talk to some one, and you are the only woman I trust." i.mu riidn't vnii come, dearr I asked gently. "You know If there le any "Oh, there is nothing you can do except . . . t i ' . Avan trnnhlA to cive .i..tiw. t hnnlfin't take it one Hie ouvjwp never does. But you can listen you can let me talk. Jan you wmerauuiu " that will help me?" . t thlnV T can." Ana I iw, uiqji i. . . ... . thought of how Helen Chandler had said the same thing. She was walking up and down the room now Just as Helen had done when she cried out that sne wantea to b husband, that he was alone In that awful, silent graveyard and he could never bear to be alone that she wanted to go to him. with her hands to dig aown aim uuu .... she came to his- coffin, and then to lie there with him. There was eometmng in una .uuai"" .. hi,trht that scene back. I felt the same faintness coming over me. Was there not enougn anguisn m ui Why should fate make me share that of other women? "I want to begin at the beginning so you will understand." She was still walk ing back and forth. "You have always thought my marriage a happy one, haven t . , . . .... V. . PMnV a you7 you nave aiwaye uiuiju ;.i, n i-., la-ant hiithA.nH? That was Kina anu iii.".&... - what I tried to make you think what I tried to make every one inma tuu a lieve I succeeded. But It waa all a He! For the nine years of our marriage I have been living a lie. From the very first ne was cruel and uniaitniui, Buaiuo.wj . - 1.. ...1 T haliavA nrtW that he TICVOT uniiuxinui. . r" ., . loved me. And any love I had for him he has long since killed. "But I resolved that no one should . . v. . vn,a thA world we should stand as a happy couple. And for all these years I have acted mat roie, the children's saxe ana jjo.ii.ij own But six montns ago iomouims mck pened something that crushed out of me all the gooa tnat was icn- . time I haven't carea. . . ,A ...1..1, na nio-ht hA flrOVrt UP here in an automobile with a flashy light opera singer his mistress! A man-about-town and another actress were with them. And he forced me to receive mem, aim h.,a Tana sprtfl a suoper! He must have told the woman I was not at home. or she would not nave come, rvr unu. neath her attempted bravado she was nervous and 111 at ease, and I think, too. that she pitied me, which waa the most intolerable part of all. But I carried it ii aha ahnvan. far mOIfi COnfUSlon Oil WCil oo - than I. No one would have thought I was entertaining my nusDmm s miou.. that I knew every one at the table was jerfectly aware that I knew who she was. "But that waa not all. I think he waa furious because I was not confused, be cause I treated them with cool courtesy instead of making some vulgar display of temper. It seems inconceivable, and yet I really believe that was what he wanted. Of course, they had all been drinking, but not enough but that he knew clearly what he waa doing. And so he began to tell stories vile stories and to watch their effect upon me. "There was a shining knife beside my plate; I felt my fingers closing over it. I knew then if I stayed I would try. to kill him I made some excuse to get some thing from the dining-room be had or dered the supper served in the library. I slipped out, ran up to my room, threw something around me and came down the back stairs through the basement and out into the street." . She threw herself on the couch now, and her eyes grew mOTe hard and more defiant It was several moments before she went on. "What I did after that was not planned. I wae in no condition to plan. Blinded, maddened, crazed, I followed the first im- pulee that came to me. x - "'"f-". to the rooms of a man who I knew had long cared for me. No word of love tad ever been spoken between us, yet I knew that he cared. By chance I knew his ad dressbachelor quarters In an old-fashioned residence on Beacon Hill. "I found the whole house dark except a faint green light shining through the shutters of the second floor. By the dim street-lamp I read the names on the brass plates in the entry. The second floor was his. I rang the bell. There was no answer; desperately I rang again and again. Then came the tapping sound of the door being unlatched from above. But I would not open It I wanted him to come down. So I rang again. Then I heard steps on the stairs and the door opened. He stood there in a smoking-Jacket. a cigar in his hand. Jira. LalUiifiwti- For a moment I could not speak. Me said again: "Mrs. Carrington! "Then I laughed hysterically. Yes. IS it too late to call? I thought you, might be pleased-I-' "He came out imo ms he could see me more plainly. 'tnht is it what has happenedr ""sternly. . , .... "I don't remember lust wnai t it n-oa onmotiiinir livsterical about think ing It would be interesting to make a .. ... j . jvi ,A,-f hut midnight call, tou uun i stable.' I nereisted. 'Aren't you going to to ask me in?' 'No!' 'Why?1 . i . ' ..a-v tn MV whV. If TOU will wait here I will get my cat and take you home. Or if there is any i - j you won't go home, I will take you to your sister-in-law a, or anywnere you will be sate "That is ail mere is told you because I had to tell some one, and I could trust no one else. It may make 'a difference in our friendship: If it floes. I am sorry; dui even mm known it would I think I would suit have told you. x anA ant hv the couch where she lay and took both her hands. "It will make no difference, iiun yuu uus to know that. The only thing to De con sidered is your best happiness, inmss can't go on indefinitely this way." 'Why?' defiantly. T ii -m-hv clear, excent that l caii t- w" J ' I know they cannot. Don't you feel that. too?" She turned her face away. Of course I feel it." hopelessly, "but what can I dO nOW?" ' , -m.al.aa "Does he love you very much. Edltn.7 Is it a great love that be gives you?" "I think it Is." in a low voice. "Then why don't you get your free dom, dear," I asked gently, "and marry him?" " ... She hesitated, and a faint color crept Into her face. "Because of the children, and because Frank wouldn't let me have' It now. He would bring this counter charge." "Surely he wouldn't want to hold you "Oh, yes, he would. You don't know the man. He wants to hold me to fur ther humiliate and torture me." "You don't mean he knows this and still wants to hold you " "That is Just what I do mean. Of course, he doesn't know all, but he knows enough to use it as an additional way of torturing me. He takes a fiendish delight in saying insinuating things that cut through me like a Jagged knife. At last he can make me Bhrink and cringe he never could before. . "Of course, if I were openly lndlsrecet. If I became talked about a subject of discussion at the clubs he would not tolerate that. He would get the divorce himself, bringing upon me all the dis grace he could, taking the children from me, and seeing that the decree forbid me to marry again. But as long as I am discreet, and he has thle lash to hold over me, he Is well satisfied." I shuddered. "And I have . always thought htm a kindly man!" "To other peogle he is. That Is the stransre part of it ail. It is only to me that he Is a fiend. If he had marrlPd some other woman he might have made her a good husband. But from the very first I seomed to have aroused in him the desire to crush to subject me. and . that has grown upon him until it has become au obsession. Whatever I did was done unconsciously. In looking back now I think it was partly because I shrank from him In a physical way. I think It was that which first aroused all the demon, all the brutality that was in him." She started up with a cry: "Oh, GodL what I've been through! You don't know you can't know! How could you," fiercely "you in your quiet, happy mar riage? Do you ever stop to realize how happy you are how good fate has been to you? Of all the people I know. I know of Just two really happy marriages, and yours is one of them. You never think of it that way, do you? You take It as a matter of course. Oh, no, it is not happi ness, but anguish that makes one fully conscious." My hands clenched tight the arm of the chair. Could I bear anything more? If she would only leave me now before I broke down. She had again thrown her self on the couch, her arm over her face, motionless except for the lace at he throat, which stirred with her convulsive breathing. When at length she arose, she moved wearily toward the door. All the excite ment had died out of her voice now. "I may never be able to speak of this again, Mary, but I want you to know that I am glad I have told you that it hae helped me some as much as anything could now." The next day I left about noon, ana made no effort to keep me. In no way was any reference mane to tne nwm. oo fore. It was as though It had not been. .Semlnoles In the Evergladps. Florida Times-Union. ' Seminole Indians still live In the ever glades. Just as they were in the time of the Chief Osceola, whose warriors mas sacred General Canby. These people have intermarried, some of them, with negroes. They are fishers and hunters. The Tariff Exception. J. K. Bang In Harper's Weekly. There are no bird- In last year's nest-. There- are no buds on last year's trees. There Is no cash in laat year's veets. There are no pods on last year's pes.. There are no wlg on last year's pates. There are no soles on last year's ehoes. There la no fun in last year's dates. There are no oars In last year's orews. There are cats on last year's fence. There are no bats on last year's ball. There's no rebates on last year's rents. There Is no wind In last year's squall. There are no votes in last year's poll. There Is no news in last year's Sun. There is no bread In last year's roll. There is no shot In last year's gun. There are no hens In last year's coop. There are no rats in last year traps. There Is no taste to last year's soup. There Is no coin In last year's cropa There Is no cold in la-t year's chill. There Is no joy In last year's rkle There is no tang In last year's Dill. There Is no pomp in last year's pride. There Is no flirt in last year's girl. There Is no cake in last year s box. There is no twist In last year's curl. . There Is no gold in last year's lock. There Is no tan on last year's cheek. There is no smile on last year's lips There 1 no noise In last year's shriek. There ts no shape to last year s hips. There Is no etyie to last year's duos. There is no amlle in last year s jokea. There Is no soap In lat year's suds. There are no fills on last year's folka There are no fish In last year's pnlls. There Is no pain in last year's Ills. There are no Trust in last year's jails. But there Is Just about the same quality and amount of side-splitting" humor at tthe expense of the American people aa ever in last year's Tariff Bills, L