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4 THE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, - JULY.. 11, 1909. 3-BAW1E SCHEDULE STRONGLY URGED Northwestern League Teams Play Too Long Stands to Suit Fans. SEVEN GAMES TOO MUCH 6cheme Outlined by Will Mac Rao Whereby Managers Pool Railroad Fares and Keep Clubs Mot. - ing All the Time. Should the trend of events so shane themselves and the final outcome of the present baseball situation be that Port land is one of the cities in the North western League, the schedule makers must sea to It that another such schedule as the one that has served during the present season is not again inflicted upon the fans. It Is hardly Just to take the schedule makers too severely to task for the playing tlmecard they gave us this season, jor the thing was thrown toeeth er In a hurry and while It .was not the best they could have drawn up, it had to serve. With Portland in the . Northwestern League and the other towns doing bust- P.!.9 .at tne ""P ol? f tand- lht rraniza- nvn is tuinpnci, ana jumps irom town to town so situated that a schedule could be drawn that would do away with this seven-games-a-week racket. No baseball fan or even the most ardenf crab wants to see the same team in action for seven straight games, with a possible nine games on the holidays. When the mag nate asks the put-ups to stand for this kind of a working tlmecard. they ask for more than they are entitled to. What should be done is to pool the- railroad transportation and make a schedule that would give the fans a constant change of learns. Three Games Enough. The thing to do Is to make a schedule that does not put a team in any one town ior more man tnree games, with the ex ceptions or the holiday games. Play six game3 a week, or seven if need be, but keep twitching the teams. The schedule should also be made so that no team in the league is away from home longer than two weeks. Such a schedule would In crease tne cost of railroad fares, but by pooling this item of e .fident the magnates would be more than compensated Dy the increase in attend ance. Another advantage in having team only two weeks on the road would be that In case of a slump and a losing streak, the agony would not be so long u a.vu-uui ana a team that had .hit th toboggan on the road would bv gettlns- m two weeics,, get a chance to get back on Its stride. s Harder Pennant Fight. A schedule of this sort would also as sure a much harder fight for the pennant uu mi oi me teams, unless one should nopeiessiy outclassed. would be ouncnea ana nghtlng all during the sea son.. With a three-game schedule It would have been impossible for Seattle to have gotten so far In front as It has under the present time card. Even with the great number of games allotted to Seattle at home, the rapid fire switching of teams In the league, would, without doubt, have prevented the Turks from making their , Bjrrucnet iugnt to tne top of the-per- mei. me uous ana played a string of nine games. After Foumier was hurt and Swanton blew ud. Csev' or ganization Was sadly shattered. Could the Colta have moved on to Spokane and some other team have hooked up with the Turks, the race for the Northwestern League rag would have been closer- and the Colts would have been home in two .weeks with a chance- tor" get into their striae weeks before they did. To have jumped home after the Tacoma series. even with Casey out of the game, would nave mane lots of difference. Mullin in all nrnhahintv arni i . -.v. iiurt and SfB t f it wAnM v n . - i chance to fatten up on a crippled ball Seattle Not Good Road Team. I have never, since the 'season opened. ? umiu O.I1U IU smsii Seattle parK, Dugdale has a team hard to beat and even on the road, the other fellows must play ball all the time to beaj them.' The truth of these obser- vations will be tested on this xnlnnrn nf ...o 4uiiw. x ma is inrir iirst long lour- ney away . from home since the season opened and the showing they make will tell whether I am right in savlne thev -are not a good road team. Seattle hasn't in the present series presented the fans the Turks are crippled, but not so badlv as the Colts. Casey to' awav from second base and with Murray from behind the bat. the Colts are a mighty wobbly hall team. jiiKen Demg away from third base n" weaienea- tne Turn Infield a lot. so the fans should withhold their iudir- ment, for with Magee at first. Bennett at second, Raymond at short and Aiken at intra, that Turk Infield is hard to heat. Allen's endeavor to play third and second nasn t been brilliant and it caused Man ager Lynch to- switch Bennett to third and lorced -him to take chances' with Allen at second.. .Tet crippled as the Turks are, iney- are not working under half tne nancucap or the-Colts. Aberdeen Hits Stride. Those' critics who booed at the Colts because Aberdeen took them down the line, will please notice how the Cat have been going since leaving here. Vancouver has proved about as easy for the Cats as the Colts and it looks as if Aberdeen hi hit its stride. The team has lumped into third place and is camping close on the trail of Spokane. As long as the Indians have poor old Tacoma to fatten on, their chances of landing In second place are sum. Bob Brown's crew Is kicking Ta coma deeper Into the cellar with ex pected regularity. TOURIST TRAVEIi ' IS GROWING Fishing at Klamath Lake Attracts Sportsmen. KLAMATH .FALLS. Or., July 10. (Special.) Completion of the railroad to Klamath Falls has already percepti bly increased the tourist travel, and ex cursions on the lakes by steamboat or launch are daily occurrences. Fishing parties are encamped along Spring Creek and other tributaries of the Upper Klamath Lake, which are far-famed among disciples of Isaak "Walton. So far. Dr. B. A. Madras, of San Francisco, has landed the- largest trout of the" season, a splenddl speci mens which tipped the beam at 18 pounds, a close second to the champion 24-pounder which Colonel Llppincott, of the reclamation service, landed at Pell can Bay three years ago. . Messrs. Williams and Hill, of San ; Francisco, are credited with the first auto trip over th mountains via Klam- ath Falls to .Crater Lake and Medford. It was not possible for them to reach the lake with their machine, on ac count of considerable enow yet remain ing In the heavy timber near the lake, but they completed the Journey on foot over the drifts and enjoyed a view of Oregon's marvelous lake, looking on its deep blue waters from snow-clad heights. " The snow Is going rapidly now, and no serious obstruction remains. Super intendent Arant is on hand at his headquarters at Annie Creek, five miles from the rim of- the lake, ana will soon begin the repair of his office and residence building and otner structures which were crushed down by the snow last 'Winter. Cub Pitchers Return. CHICAGO. July 10. In all probability Mordecai Brown, the Cub's star pitcher, will leave to join the team at Boston on Monday, if the physicians pronounce his wife out of danger. Ed Keulbacn will not be able to be with the champions until the end of next week. Yesterday he took a short walk, but was so weak from the effects of hie recent poisoning that ho could not stand for any length of time. He said he lost 25 pounds in his illness. MOTOR BOATS TO RAGE SHEET WTLIi BE TJELD BY LOCAL CLUB IN AUGUST. Rowing Regatta Also Planned An nual Cruise on Columbia Early Next Month. The "Willamette Motorboat Club Is plan ning two lmjportant events to be held fhe first- week in Atinifit A rarinor meet f nr ' mntnrhnatji and rowlnsr reeatta are billed, and there will be entries of over 100 boats in each event. The motorboat contest will be held. cloee to the mouth of the Willamette, near the present terminus of the United Railways liner Boats will be entered from Astoria, Cathlamet, Oregon City, Salem and several other places along the Wil lamette and Columbia rivers. The meet promises to be a great event and Is being looked forward to. with interest by motor boat enthusiasts. Some of the fast boats to be entered in this race are: Span gles, owned by Allen Burdick, length 16 feet; Lillian, owned by. Fred Peterson, length 30 feet; Vixen, owned by Dr. Brown, length 40 feet; Billiken, owned by Dr. J. M. Yates, length 26 feet. It has been thought unadvisable to bold the meet close to the city, on account of difficulty of fast running among the other craft on the river and , interference by driftwood. The annual cruise of the club will start the first Sunday m August, and will last about three days. The boats will proceed down the Columbia to some attractive camping place, and will be run in regular cruising style, under the com mand of Fleet Captain C. V. Cooper. The Committee in charge of . arrange ments consists of M. P. Fleming, C. C. Roberts, F. N. Meyers, E. N. Nicklein and W.. E. Spencer. There are altogether 350 motorboats owned In Portland and 100 of these are owned by members of the Willamette Motorboat Club. The clubhouse, located at fhe foot of Ellsworth street and Just 600 feet from Bundy's Bathhouse, Is equipped with a large gasoline supply tank and a complete supply house con taining batteries, spark plugs, etc., for the convenience of the club members. The clubhcAise is a floating structure and is artistically arranged. FAND0M AT RANDOM WHEN GOUGH pitched Seattle, to a l-to-0, defeat on Friday, he com pleted the feat of winning one game from each team in the Northwestern T .oot.no He has won five and lost four out of the nine games ne has pitched. Hugh McCredie. secretary of the -Port land Coast and Northwestern Leasrue teams, might have added to the fame of tne Mcc'redle family in baseball if he naan t switched over to the study of law. During his college days he was touted as a star. Scratch off all that AA nlnjxiifln.tinn from the Coast League teams and forget I there is such a rating as Class R ann ,,.,,. j, - .. uibiuci . uir isnt anv flirrerenc ... ... L.ianu ui uaseiitiii laaiea out at the v augnn-street grounds. Yes? Down in Vernon vesterdav .Ton r.orratt allowed Vernon only four hits in 11 in- nlncs and t TTnvan'a -1 n . . I BUIUC I That double wnllnnino- r.r -Mm , Pittsburg has put a crimp in the hones of the Gotham fans. It will also come misrhtv I me urates. Umpire Jimmy Flynn, he of the gold tombstone and a Teddv has passed. Please omit flowers, for a an umpire he was a glorious, glittering If the done is icon-act ' w .T ' r-.. I whom. President, Lucas rescued from the I ''reck of the Intermountaln League, will 1 mane gooa as an ump in Flynn's place. Clermont II Is Launched. NEW YORK. July 10.-The strange- looking little craft, which Is a. replica oi nooen ruitons Hudson River steamboat, the Clermont, was launched today, under the auspices of the Hudson-Fulton celebration commission at the Mariner's' Harbor yards of the Staten Island Shipbuilding Company. Pporting Editor I herewith re1i:n all claims to the championship title. It ' never should have been mine In the ' first place I sm just a lucky smoke. What Jeft would do to me If he got me In a. ring is too sad to talk about. It you hear of an opening for a porter In & barber shop, or of a man wanted to lay asphalt, let me know. JACK J-H-S-N. A QUARTET f- w. VII- ' ' 1 II 1 LI ;3x ' " Jj Ar;r.ttv: Y - . ' ccrev?yvs ' ' v' ' -"J; " 1 M'EMIW TELLS HOWpffesv Chief of Giants Gives Recipe for Winning Pennant. THREE THINGS ARE NEEDED To Capture Flag Pitching End Must Be Strong, Base Runners Must Be Fast and Swatters Should Have Muscle Brains Needed. "There are three things that are abso lutely necessary, and there might be' others," said McGraw In the Washing ton Star, in answer to a question as to what he thought -were the necessary requisites of a ball club to make It a championship possibility. "No ball club can be a champion," he went on to explain, "unless It has a great pitching staff, a squad of fast men on the bases, and a club of good hitters. "Then again," said the ' wily little chief of the Giants, "there is a certain kind of feeling that must pervade the whole team. It is a pretty hard thing, to describe, but it Is something like each man pulling for the other, and all of them believing that the combina tion is a winner. . Played Ball in Paris. "In other words." and Mac pulled this one on the level, "It is what the French might call 'esprit de corps.' " "Where did you get the French, Mac?" "Might fool you If I told you I played ball in Paris, wouldn't It?" It certainly did. "Sure, I was over there with, a crowd of ball players tor a long time, and we had a Jim Dandy time." This was somewhat of a surprise, but it de veloped that McGraw had traveled all over Europe and is extremely well In formed on "the government of the' vari ous countries but that is getting away from the subject. Yes, sir," emphasized McGraw, "a championship ball club must have a great pitching corps, good base runners and heavy hitters. It is seldom that we find the exact combination, and. that is why a team can go so long some times without winning a pennant. All the good . management and intelligent direction of players Isn't worth a. cent unless the players have got the brains to absorb it. I would rather have an ordinary ball player with a quick brain than a wonder who couldn't think quick when the time came. It has got to where the wooden-headed ball player is a thing of the past in the big leagues. All the players must be-quick thinkers, or they have to move back to the minors. Need Men of Brains. "Some men have what we call ball playing Instinct, Mac remarked by way of explanation. They seem to know exactly what to do at the right time and do not have to take time to consider. They are natural ball play ers, and their peculiar minds direct them what to do without any effort. I have seen some young men who were highly educated and brilliant conversa tionalists who were regular block heads on a ball club. It was not that they didn't have the brains. If given plenty of time, they could probably outwit the others, but in baseball we must have the man who can think and act simultaneously on the ' Jump. "You cannot run bases unless you get on tnem, and a gam cannot be won by pitching. The pitching is needed to hold the other fellows down. The batters must do the winning. SportinfT Editor Having; challenged bnth Johnson and .Jeffries, and either failing to notice my challenge, I hereby claim the title: , which I am prepared to defend against all comers. HOP P-CK R. Heavyweight Champion of the World. OF SEATTLE BA SEB ALL PLAYERS IYt. (VV- tw5iv - , " rw--r mv;.i . ; "J-. ----x N .-: GOOD WORK DONE McCredie's Team Takes Two Series in South- WILL BE HOME 4 WEEKS If Pitchers Keep Up Their Winning Gait, Change in Percentage Column May Be Expected. Seals Haven't Pennant Yet. BY "WILL G. MAC F.AE, Getting off to a bad start with Oakland and finally winding up and taking the series, then invading Los Angeles and hooking up with Vernon and taking the series from Hogan's crew, is the baseball feat accomplished by Manager McCredie's hired men during the last two weeks. This is far from being a bad performance for a team on the road and if Manager Mac's hired hands can turn the same trick during the coming week, there will be a warm welcome awaiting him on his return home. On the next trip away from home Casey will be away four weeks and while the Colts -are away, McCredie will be in charge of the Vaughn-street battle grounds. Four weeks at home, with Mc Credie's pitchers working as they have for the past two weeks, should change the figures in the Coast League percent age colurrm a lot. It is safe to say that on tne next Invasion of the league lead UNWRITTEN LETTERS. . To tory. Chas. Comiskey r-Tenni satlsfac Coming next train. FIELDER J S. IN ACTION ers, the seals will not grab as many games. ' During the invasion of the Seals. they caught the Portland team when It was slumping badly and fattened up a lot. It was not until Portland had dropped several games to Oakland that the pitch ing staff began to tighten up. but once they did, the1 Commuters ceased to look like ball players. What has helped Mc Credie is the addition of Guyn. If the Kentucklan gets going good once, all the Coast teams will find he is a hurler that is hard to beat. Before joining McCredie, Guyn pitched several good games for the Colts, but he was taken, sick before he could hit his stride. Catcher Fisher has also strengthened the team. Of course, it is possible that San Fran Cisco may turn the trick and win the Coast League pennant, but Just the same those crabbing Seals, or their gambling friends and supporters here in Portland need not run away with the Idea that the game is tied up and delivered to them The end of the season is a long way off and there Is plenty of chance for the Seals to blow up, as they have done many times before. There's a funny thing about that old percentage column; a ball team can travel down faster than it can climb to the top. There Is yet plenty of time for Manager McCredie to become potent factor in the race for the rag. J Cal Ewing's bunting isn't lost to Port land yet. , Man Surrenders for Murder. SANTA ROSA, Cal., July 10. Asserting that he was tired or wandering over the country as a fugitive from Justice. Scott Johnson, who says that he murdered a man named McAllister on a farm nea Fort Deposit, lid., in April last, gave himself up to a deputy sheriff at Sonom and was brought to the county Jail here today. Johnson says that he Imagined by coming so far from the scene of his crime he would In time be ableto; forget the terrible thing, but the pangs of con science finally drove him to give himself up to the authorities. - - --- .- American Association. At St. Paul-t. Paul, 5; Milwaukee,' 6. At Indianapolis Indianapolis, 3-0; Co lumbus. 0-6. At Louisville Louisville, 3; Toledo, 2. . At Minneapolis Minneapolis, 2; Kan sas City, V Sporting Editor If the. peanut man slides for first and the shortstop muffs while the sun is in the eyes of the um--plre. does that indicate that the third baseman shouldn't have done it? Also give official scores of all Nftt'.onal League games (or past sixty years SLIGHTLY DI-PI. KETCHEL SADLY NEED OF GRACING If Championship Aspirant Is to Fulfill His Destiny He Must Forget High Life. FAILED TO TRAIN RIGHTLY Too Much Automobile and Other Festivity. Before ' Battle With Papke, and "Assassin" Must Now Brace Up or Quit. BY HARRY B. SMITH. SAN FRANCISCO, July 10. (Special.) No fight of recent months has aroused more discussion from all angles than the Papke-Ketchel bout, which took place last Monday afternoon. The decision of Referee Billy Roche, the gameness of Papke, and the rather loose training of ivetcnei nave all been brought Into dis pute and threshed over by the fans. One fact stands out pre-eminently, It is that unless Stanley Ketchel was woe fully weak and out of condition, he would be no match for Jack Johnson, and any talk of that fight would be the rankest kind of a farce. Both Ketchel and Brltt still persist that the match will take place as scheduled in October, but there seems considerable uncertainty on the part of the fight-going public as to whether they went such a bout. Coffroth declares that he will carry out his contract . with the two . fighters, and apparently it. is the intention to Jam it aown tne tnroats of the sporting public willy-nilly. . No Show With Johnson. Ketchel may possibly be worthy of a chance at Johnson, but not after his showing the first of the week. He had no punch, no cleverness, and only a dash of the spectacular in his work. The ex cuse, of course. Is that he broke one of the bones in his right hand early in the fight, and that he also hurt his left thumb. He says that accounts for his failure to stop Papke. The fighting crowd hasn't forgotten. however, that It was from the ninth to the 12th rounds that Ketchel did his best execution. He used hla right hand far more freely than would have been the case had his hand been out of execution. and it was in the loth round that he al most got the Dutchman. It Is likely that tho middleweight cham pion injured hi3 hands, but late hours in the. automobile and the socluty of women of the night, even during the training siege, were doubtless responsible for his poor showing. Ketchel ought to have dropped papke had he been in any kind or shape. On the other hand, he was easily pumped out, and his blows were not those of the ordinary lightweight. All that Ketchel had was an ability to stand punishment and to make an occa sional dash. Ketchel's Loose Training. Ketchel . was unfair to himself and . to the public that paid its money to see the fight when he trained as he did: Natural ly, he denies the charges,. but where there is so much stroke there must have been some fire. Next time, perhaps, "The As sassin" will train more faithfully and de vote less of 1.1s attention to his auto mobile. Stanley' arrived he:-) with his head swelled out of proportion as a result of his eafey dispatch of ."Confessor" Jack O'Brien, and thought that all he needed to dor was to take a swing af Papke. "The Thunderbolt," who had trained faithfully, caught him napping. Little can be said In exploitation of Papke. He was a distinct disappoint ment. He had the condition, but his punch wasn't so much a threatening af fair, and he actually dogged it at times. Any . time after the 15th round Papke could have knocked Ketchel out. Once, in fact, he pushed Ketchel away from him and the latter fell to the floor of the ring. But even when he should have seen that the man was beaten, Papke was afraid to fight, and Instead went into clinch after clinch. Decl slon Wa s Wrron g. As to the decision, it was absolutely wrong. It should have been a draw by all the rules of the ring. Ketchel did the most damage when he was landing, but Papke had a majority of the rounds. Billy Roche was lacking in Judgment and deserved the censure that was heaped upon him. I do not say that Roche did any thing intentionally wrong. In fact, I think he gave the fight as he saw it, but certainly his vision was badly dis torted. Of the newspaper critics who saw the fight, and there were seven, lx declared more or less emphatically that it should have been a draw, and but one declared It a proper decision. That one' man mtght have been right, but the. other six. have eyes that are Just as keen. There is little possibility of a return match in any hurry, however, as Ketch el declares that the last of the week he will go into the mountains for a long rest. The next fight on the calendar Is the battle between Young Corbett and Johnny Frayne, that is set for Coff roth's Mission-street arena on Satur day, July 17. It does not figure as a To the Boss Much obliged . for the season pass on the ball game you said I could have. I guess I won't take it though, because I never could see any fun In baseball. When I have a day oft I'd rather hang around the office and work. I love work. OFFICE B Y. good attraction. Corbett is an old man of the ring, boefsted back, thanks to his Eastern newspaper friends, .who want to see him make a little money. He will certainly be shy on advertis ing, and the fight lacking in attend ance, because the fans do not .fancy a has-been. ' ' CLUB PLANNING CARNIVAL Catholic Young Men Are Completing Their Preparations. Fortune seems to favor the Midsummer Carnival, to be held in Albina. by the Catholic Young Men's Club. July 16 to 24. for every effort of the committee having it in charge is meeting with success. The work of construction is being rapidly pushed forward and the athletic field is assuming a carnival attire. The big tent to be used for the manufacturers' exhibit will be ready by Monday morning, which will give the business houses plenty of time to install their displays. The work of Installing lights has been started and at least 3000 incandescent lamps will be uned to illuminate the field. All the performers for the circus have ar rived and rehearsals have been started. This will be the feature show of the car nival and the management promises the people a first-class circus, with plenty of funny clowns, music, acrobats, aerial per formers, trapeze artists, and Don Carlo's big troupe of trained animals, introducing Professor Kidd, his famous 95-pound trained gorilla. Another attraction will be the two orang-outangs. Mowgll and Okela. These animals are very rarely seen In this coun try, there being only two others on ex hibition in the United States, one at New York City and the other at Washington, D. C. The carnival will run for nine nights, opening on the evening of July 15 and closing with a brilliant Mardl Gras on the evening of July 24. FINE HORSES COMING DALY THOROrGHBREDS TO BE AUCTIONED HERE. Remaining Stock, of Famous Bitter Root Farm Will Be Sold in Portland Wednesday Night. The Marcus Daly Estate has shipped from the Bitter Root Farm, Montana, the remaining standard-bred horses at that great breeding plant, to be sold here Wednesday evening, July 14, by auction. The sale will be held; In the Oriental building. Lewis aod Clark Fair grounds, and will be the first high class horse, sale held by electric light in Portland. The horses have arrived and may be seen at the fair grounds from now to sale time. Mr. Daly was one of the most successful breeders of standard breds and thoroughbreds the world has known. The Bitter Root Farm owned the stallions Prodigal, 2l16; Ponce de Leon, 2:13; Bow Bells, 2:19, and others of like type. The $60,000 Hamburg headed the thoroughbred stud. Mares of the highest breeding and form were purchased for breeding purposes, and some -of them and their descendants will be dispersed in this state, affording to the Northwest an excellent opportunity to secure the best in the horse line at sale-ring prices. In the Daly consignment are the stal lions Evergets, The Vanguard, De La Salle and others of the Prodigal line. Brood mares of Nutwood, Electioneer; Dictator, Director. Guy Wilkes and other famous blood lines will be sold. Some of the brood mares have foals at foot, and the foals will be sold with their dams. There are some heavy har ness horses In the shipment, weighing from 1200 to 1400 pounds. Portland has proved a good market for livestock of all kinds, and the Spring auction of horses and cattle was the only six days sale held this year in the United States. It is expected that out-of-town buyers will attend the Daly sale, and that the young stuff there offered will appear on Portland speedways and the track and be candi dates for ribbons in the Fall shows. Jeffries Ready to Post. NEW YORK, July 10. Personal friends of J. J. Jeffries have received word from him, they say, that so soon as his theat rical contract terminates on July 17,, he will post $5000 forfeit and sign articles for a tight with Jack Johnson. In the last few months there has been much discussion as to the failure of Jeffries to post his forfeit, and tills failure has elicited much criticism. Replying to this, Jeffries stated that his theatrical contract would not permit him to sign articles to fight any one. and for that reason he has refused to post a forfeit until his stage work is finished. Messenger Boy Builds Boat. Master John Huber, aged 16. who is known as No. 30 on the Hasty Messenger Cbmpany's force, has recently completed building a novel gasoline launch which Is the pride of his brother messengers. The boat Is 21 feet long, with a double cylinder engine. , The little craft was planned by the young builder, who did every bit of the work on it, even to the painting of the boat's name. Blue Jay, which, too, is done In an artistic manner. PORTLAND BOY ADMIRED Ronald De Vore Johnson Is Gradu ated From West Point. A beautifully bound copy of the cadets class book of the class of '09, United States Military Academy, -West Point. N. Y., has been received here, and has local interest because Lieutenant Ronald De Vore Johnson, United States Army, a member of the class referred to, has bis home in this city. The book is bound in brown morocco and gold, and Is attrao tlve both from a literary and typograph ical point of view. A picture is given of each member of the class of '09, to which his autograph, in pencil, is appended. Under Lieutenant Johnson's picture Is given his athletic and class standing, and then follows this friendly estimate: "Ro nald De Vore Johnson, Portland, 'John ny.' If I were given 10 pages to write on and a bomb-proof to hide in afterwards. I'd tell you some things of this Scandi navian. But I haven't either, so "I'll con fine myself to nice things, as less danger ous and much more saving of space. First, he is our prize athlete. Be it foot ball, baseball or ordinary rough-and-ready tumble, Johnny is right there with the goods. Second, he stands pre-eminent as a politician. And last, but not least, he Is a hopoid (dancer) of the first magni tude. Summer or Winter, Spring or Fall, he is always there and always 'with.' "What the future cadet hops will be with out the fascinating Mr. Johnson' is by me, but cheer up! He won't be absent for long, for a need for a football coach, a vacancy In the B. S. (English literature) department, and Johnny is back again, the femmes are happy, and the curtain falls." Many of the illustrations in the book are drawn by Merle Johnson, of the New York American and Journal, a brother of Lieutenant Johnson. The latter's appoint ment to the United States Cavalry has Juat been announced. The coal fields of England cover. 13,000 square miles