PORTLAXD. OREGON. ' Entered at Portland. Oregon. Poatofflca aa Eecund-laas Matter. bubKriptlon Kt-. Invwriablr In Advance. (Br Mall.) Dally. Sunday Included, one year 8.00 J lun2ay Included. Bix month...... 4.35 r y- funaaJr ncluded. three month.. S.25 i' Pu"day included, one month....! .TS Pa y. without Sunday, one year 6.00 R? i w!tlout Sunday, alx month. 8.25 82 v I I ,oui un2a'. 'h. month... 1.73 n-.-X'i wi,hout Sunday, one month..." .60 Ueekly. one year i B0 Bundny, one year i Sunday and weekly, one yearlllUir" a. 50 (By Carrier.) gaily. Sunday Included, one year a oo ally. Sunday Included, onenontn! I ! ' "S order" .if""-,nd Pornce money Pour locaP S.VdE or V check oil are at t hi - 6t.amP. coin or currency ln including county and .tat. Postage Rate. 10 to 14 ttaae. 1 . ia 5 ?ol5' .2.."nt: Mt"A"51W. Scents? coub?e erate:. 4 C"nt"- '""'.n PO-ta,i -ifi?o',Ba",,w Office The R e Beck- PORTLAND, SO-DAY. ATMI. S. JTTTTXILK COURTS. The general criticism which Profes sor Enrico Fern applied to modern methods of dealing with crime touches haJUthonlle CUrta muCh les merely than those where adults are tried and sentenced. The great Italian cham P on of the positive school of crimI Sr. .ertS Wlth trutn that the law doe. not interfere with adult criminal Criming .m,,achIef has been done. Criminal jurisprudence 13 largely m he cond.tion where med.cle wis "hen It sought only to cure diseases and never to prevent them. BnUt ened physicians have now come to lav remynI of causes of disease meted" TT " haa been " - Intl the ordlnary Intelligence there seems to be little resemblance between crime and those lesion wMch are ordinarily called diseases; stUI such resemblances exist. Persons who tinted 'ed thG andnves! Mncl needCfU8e3 Whlh P6 hl scarceH mo aree that he ls often l"" .'1 re accountable for what he Is than the patient who suffers from tuberculosis. Each calamity is th consequence of the Individual's envi! ronment acting on his Inherited char- nvmnr ,Th,,S dOC8 n0t mean thlt n man of science wishes to permit criminals to go unrestrained or un c plined. but it does make the Idea or vindictive punishment Irrational. irndoubtedy M time passeg will devote its enerpes more to the ThTwn'l" 'nf " t0 thS Cure crimed dl7. 1 prcced a,n two evi dent lines: the removal of the causes, which are now fertile in the produc tlon of. malefactors, and the rescue of the young from evil environment The experience of all the ages has J IT"? TOere P"lhment does not crime Tt BlIhtest to lessen Ct6: " 13 a" expensive and Inhuman practice which never had any ex cuse but Its supposed necessity. Now that we have learned the superior effl 117. measurps which gc to the root and treat causes Instead of effects, the gallows, the old-fashioned Jail and " to xaKe upon themselves I a good doal of the aspect of medieval ....u.u.rulo ui torture. To their bar barity we shall perhaps some day add the reproach of uselessness. There are better and cheaper ways of reach ing the results at which they have aimed so long and which they have missed so badly. The maxim that it Is cheaper to educate men than to punish them ls of wider application than those who nvented It ever conceived. Education is a word whose meaning continually expands. Once It meant teaching chil dren a little arithmetic and geography with some feeble rudiments of spell ing. Now it means character-building as well as mind-storing, and Includes skill ln some crart which will earn a Jiving. More than that, we have dis -covered that the education .which is suitable for one child may very well be the ruin of another. A boy whost early years have been passed ln the envi ronment of the slums, whose first les sons were ln beggary and thieving and whose home is a nest of vice, cannot be prepared for useful citizenship by teaching him the names of the Presi dents and how to multiply fractions Nowadays we all admit that it is the duty of society to take such a boy and If possible save him from destruc tion. We admit It on the solid eco nomic ground that a good citizen ls worth more to the country than a bad one. It follows, of course, that soci ety, ought to deal with the boy in a way which will accomplish the pur pose sought and not trust to measures which experience has shown to pro duce the opposite effect. For exam ple, it is sheer folly td send a boy of that character to any ordinary reform school, it is worse than folly to shut him up In Jail, because the influence of either of these Institutions, much as some of us love them, slmpjy con firms the evil which his heart already contains and leads it Into new devel opments. It was some such reflec tions as these that Induced men and women who cared more for the good of the world than they did for moldy traditions to Invent the Juvenile court The watchword of the Juvenile court ls education, not punishment. It seeks to educate the child by making ln the first place a wholesome change in his environment. It takes him away from his family entirely if it seems well to do so, and delivers him into hands which win train him tip in the way he mould go. But this Is not the gist of the secret. It ls part of it, but not all. The Juvenile court has caught the. di vine thought f Froebel that the child must be taught to will the right by permitting Mm the form of freedom under a watchful and directive intelli gence from which he cannot escape. He Is permitted to swim, trot for all that the current of the river bears him without his knowing It to a, .better world than be was iborn into. In some Juvenile courts Froebel's idea has de generated into muahv R.nHmnoH Just as it has in some kindergartens The "directive -will" of the German master of pedagogues loses ha grip and becomes nothing better than Jelly like pleading, and when this happens the boy were better lert to the thieves. They will do him less .harm than the court will. Mush and romanticism are the two dire foes of the Juvenile court. Now and then a fine genius like Judge Lindsey, of Denver, can so wield romantic methods that they will bo wholesome, but they are tools for the ordinary Judge to let severely alone. For most of us the same old loads of common sens are th ones I to travel. To sarve the boy we must give him to feel incessantly that, how ever free he seems to be. the is nevertheless, a power enveloDiner him which he must obey. SEATTLE'S GREAT FA III. It ls officially announced by the di rector of works that the Alaska-Yu-kon-Paclflc Exposition buildings were 98 per cent finished last week. In pre paredness, Seattle will equal the rec ord of the Lewis and Clark Fair when It opened four years ago. Portlanders who have seen the grounds declare that in scenic beauty the A.-T.-P. ex position does not suffer by compari son with our own. A summary of the work already accomplished ls pub lished on another page of this issue. Oregon has more than a neighborly interest ln this great undertaking. Our state will be amply represented there. A very large proportion of Eastern visitors will be attracted by the" re sources exhibited. " Demand for our low-priced farm lands will be stim ulated. Extent of the material uplift to all Oregon industries may be fairly measured by the unparalleled prog ress of the state since 1905. . Self-interest alone prompts Oregon to give heartiest support to the fair. . It goes without saying that the ex position will well repay a visit. The whole country wants to know more about the products of the Oient and of the undeveloped continent to the north. This they will learn at Seattle, together with first hand facts concern ing the incomparable empire lying west of the Rocky Mountains. The Oregonlan commends the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Exposition to the entire Pacific Northwest. Every one who can afford the expense ought to see it. VICTORY OVER NATURE. Steadily and with increasing success, modern farmers and orchardlsts are fighting and subduing the dangerous forces of nature. In the old days, be fore irrigation became- general ln the fruit districts, the crop was at times threatened by a shortage of moisture. Now the turning of a valve or water gate regulates the supply of moisture to a nicety. Then there were the cod ling moth, the aphis and a few hun dred other pests which nature had provided for some unknown purpose, and which inflicted their presence on the orchardists in such numbers that they not infrequently left ruin in their wake. Now the spray pump and other devices of scientific farming and fruit culture end the career of the Insect pests almost as soon as It be gins. The danger from drought and insect pests has long since been guarded against, and until quite recently the only serious menace to the fruit crop has been the occasional late frosts, that not infrequently spread havoc among orchards forced by an early Spring. Even the frost king has now been vanquished and frightened away from the orchards. The ranchers in the Yakima and Southern Oregon fruit districts are using petroleum flrepots, which are kept burning during the cold nights, the smudge arising from the pots tempering the atmosphere so that there is but little danger of frost damage. Still further to eliminate the danger, many of these orchards are provided with automatic frost alarms, a contrivance in which a drop in the mercury to the danger point starts an electric bell ringing in the house of the orcWardist ln plenty of time to en able him to light up the petroleum frost-fighters. These and other modern improve ments in the methods for producing a crop have done much not only to re lieve the business of many of its un certainties, but to make life on the farm much more pleasant and profit able. JUST A BMA1X, PBJEMTCJI. -The authorities of Schoenberg, one of the municipalities included in Greater Berlin, have provided by leg islation for the deposit ln a savings bank of a small sum of money, with accruing interest, to the credit of every infant hereafter born ln that municipality. The object ls to encour age the child in saving by giving him a start which from his earliest remem brance will be his very own, and to which this feeling of ownership will Induce him to add. The deposit .will be hut one mark 25 cents and to guard against squandering this small sum by the parents It ls provided that the amount cannot be withdrawn for a period of two years. The proposition is a staggering one to the American sense of a savings ac count from Its very smallness. That Its efficacy ls questioned even by those who originated the plan is conceded ln the provision above noted to keep the hands of the parents off the store for a brief time at least, though why the restriction is not made perpetual, ln view of the fact that its purpose ls to encourage the parents as well as the child ln thrift, is not quite clear. The ulterior purpose ts, perhaps, to encourage the production of soldiers for the army, this being the chief anxiety of the imperial government at present. However, whether the object of the ordinance Is to encourage thrift or reproduclton, the premium offered ls so small from the American view point as to be beneath the considera tion of capable, responsible men. tTN ATO.BVI A.TEI) WRETCHEDNESS. The Moslem massacres at Antioch and vicinity have left thousands of widows and orphans in a state of misery and destitution comparable only with the condition of the victims of Italy'a latest earthquake. The male Inhabitants of the ancient city, brutal ly murdered, are beyond the need or reach of human pityC The women and children are the real sufferers, in that their sufferings are cruelly prolonged and their condition ls apparently hope less of betterment. Woman's part in war, even in civ ilized countries, ls one of woe and hardship; among barbarous peoples it ls one of Inconceivable misery and hopeless destitution. To this portion of the population of Asia Minor who are within the range of the commo tion incident upon the overthrow of Abdul Hamid, the pity of the pitiful ls due. The world comes full handed to the succor and relief of wretched people bereaved and made destitute by a convulsion of Nature, but those equally bereft and destitute through the convulsion of war are beyond the reach of even the long arm of. world wide benevolence. This fact illustrates vividly the assertion of Dr. Edward Young, whose "Night Thoughts," sung ln a minor strain, rose often to the heights of truth as verified by human history, that "Man is to man the sur est, sorest ill." The experience of Miss Ellen Stone the suypAY OREGomy, Portland, with Turkish brigands a few years ago was. it would seem, a sufficient warn ing to American women to keep out of Turkey ln the role of unprotected mis sionaries. That this warning was lost upon zeal ls shown by the records of the. American Board of Foreign Mis sions, which carries the names .Qf four women who are now ln jeopardy that is appalling at Hadjin. Sympa thy for these women In their dire peril and utter helplessness Is uni versal and deep, but through it runs a feeling of wonder and something akin to impatience at the lack of discre tion that permitted them to place themselves ln peril of death and worse at the hands of the unspeakable Turk. It is, of course, useless to discuss this point, as it is Impossible to account for or combat with so practical a weapon as caution the unreason of re ligious zeal. CONCERNING ART. On a Friday evening in Mendels sohn Hall, New York, not long ago, there was a sale of pictures. The col lection of the late John T. Martin was to be disposed of. A large audience, mostly women, assembled to witness the sacred function and to show that they felt a proper reverence for the events about to happen they all took their hats off. When an American woman consents to render her head gear Inconspicuous even for a few mo ments, you may be sure that she feels very solemn indeed. These women In Mendelssohn Hall sat without hats for hours. They expected money to pass before them, big heaps of It. Hence their - awe-stricken, devout emotion. Excitement was skillfully worked up by the auctioneer, or rather the hlero phant. Bids grew from thousands to tens of thousands until finally Millet's "Going to Work" was knocked down to H. S. Henry, of Philadelphia, for $50,000. At that sublime Jnstant the whole audience burst into spontaneous applause. Were they applauding Mil let? Did this ecstatic handclapplng express enthusiasm for the great French Interpreter of the lot of the humble? Nay, not so. It expressed enthusiasm for Mr. Henry's dollars. Had he paid the same sum for a tin dipper with a rusty handle, they would have applauded Just the same, and perhaps harder. Up to the present moment admira tion of art ln America, reduce to Its lowest terms, amounts to a devout adoration of the sum paid for a pic ture or a statue, and nothing more. Most people who rave over Millet or MIchaelangelo, or any of the other fetiches of the' Inner circle of art, have not the slightest notion of the reason ror their ecstasies. Most of them can patter a more or less Intelligible rig marole about temperament, atmos phere, values, and so on, but not one in a dozen of them ever dreamed of asking what these terms mean. As a matter of fact, they mean very little, even to those who have pondered most deeply over them. Ninety-nine parts in a hundred of the current ravings about art are like the language which Shakespeare's soldiers Invented to be-, fool Parolles with. It is a Jargon which has fully served its purpose when It has revealed the elect to each other. Any other collocation of sounds would do quite as well. In the days of Greece art had no special dialect and no esoteric ritual. Nobody went wild over its hidden meanings. Every body understood It and everybody en Joyed It, because it was merely a spe cies of craftsmanship a little nearer to perfection than that of the ordinary workmen of Athens. Every man made his work as beautiful as he could. Phidias and Zeuxes were somewhat more adept than the rest. That was the whole of their secret. The great art of Greece grew naturally and with out a break out of the arts of common life, and that was the reason why It was great. That was the reason also why It flourished vigorously like the olive trees on the Acropolis and did not need to he stimulated by exhibi tions and auctions where silly women assembled to adore the bank rolls of millionaires. No picture that was ever painted ought to sell for $50,000. Prices of that magnitude do not measure the in trinsic worth of the piece of art, but the vanity and selfishness of those who bid against each other for its. exclusive possession. While the artist is alive his work never brings anything like such sums of money. It Is only when he Is dead and competition begins among millionaires for a monopoly of his pieces that figures become so in flated. Hence It is folly to say that these exaggerated prices represent ap preciation of art. They represent the plutocrat's love of display artd nothing more. Neither do such prices encour age art. If the artist himself got them, something might be said . for them, but he never does. At least never until he has become old and de crepit and, like Tolstoi, lost his inter est In earthly things. ' If the artist did receive sums of the magnitude of $50,000 for his pictures, It is not at all likely that he would do better work. Artists who paint for money usually show but one color ln their pictures, and that Is yellow. Irv. modern times art has been deliberately made over into a mystery ln order that the wealthy, who arrogate to themselves a monopoly of good taste, may have one undisputed mark of distinction from the vulgar. Once in a while they make something of an effort to "bring art down to the humblest home," but the effort Is never sincere, and if It were sincere it would be futile, be cause art has become so intricate and subtle that nobody can understand it wHo has not infinite leisure to devote to it. If we could all understand It at a glance, we should not be much bet ter off because when all is said and done enigmatic art amounts to noth ing more than a Chinese puzzle. The art of Greece required no ex cessive Intellectual effort for Us appre hension. The man on the street took it in frpm mere habitual association. It was simple, straightforward and even homely. Modern critics, who try of course to magnify their calling, pre tend to see deep mysteries in Greek art, but common sense tells us they are not there. It was an art for the people, and the people knew all about It. The complexity of our discourses on art simply prove that our attitude toward art is unhealthy. The pictures which the common man can under stand are- the best pictures. Even Raphael's fat. women and ugly little parodies of babies .Involve no secrets. Undoubtedly he drew his figures the best he could, and It his ideas of beauty were crude It was not his fault. He was not silly enough to confuse 1 art with mathematical equations; he knew that art was a matter of feel ing entirely and to the feeling of his age he made his appeal. Our feeling is different. We no longer love women with faces like bloated sunfish and children who look like stall-fed pigs, hence we no longer like Raphael's pictures. Of course there are people who have trained themselves to like them Just as there are men who relish limburger cheese, hut the taste is not natural. It Is. an awful thing to say, but it ls true all the tame, that there are hundreds of painters alive today whose pictures are incomparably bet ter than any the old masters ever dreamed of. They are better because they speak a language we can under stand. They appeal to the feeling of the times we live ln. When the feel ing which they arouse ls wholesome, the picture ls true art, and no amount of ecstasy over the old masters can make it otherwise. A HIGHER FAITH. Dr. George Burnam Foster's opinion ' that Christianity may ln time give place to some higher faith ls start ling but not necessarily to be rejected. Dr. Foster Is professor of' philosophy ln Chicago University, a ripe scholar and a man of sedate and reverend character. His opinions are not light ly formed, nor are they rashly uttered. The theory of evolution has been ex tended to include all things human. If religious cults are excluded from its operation the exception Is remarkable, to say the least, and Is not to be cred ited until It has been clearly proved. Granting that our faith evolves as do other forms of truth, proceeding from the primitive to the advanced, from the lower to the higher. It Is conceiv able that some new cult may in time replace that which at present rules ln civilized countries. We must not for get that in all probability man ls not the highest produA which the mind of the Creator can achieve. The descend ants of the present Inhabitants of earth may be very different beings from ourselves, with larger faculties and more. capable intelligence. To such beings our present form of faith might be very unsuitable. Not that any part of It need be rejected as untrue, but It may easily turn out that some parts are not the whole truth. St. Paul hints at this In his famous saying that we see through a glass darkly now, but in some future station shall see face to face. He also reminds us that we see only ln part and comprehend only in part, pointing to an expectation that ultimately our descendants will possess -broader fac ulties than ourselves and consequently attain to a broader and perhaps clearer faith. In Dr. Foster's state ment of opinion there ls much food tor reflection. CRIBBING AT BROWN. The lamentable news comes from the East that twenty-eight freshmen have been suspended from Brown University for cribbing. This ancient and honorable seat of learning is situ ated In Providence, R. I., where the New England conscience has ruled su preme for many generations. One would think that It ought to have risen superior to cribbing by this time. But there is still a greater mystery connected with this cribbing. Rhode usiana is tne home of the noble and pure Senator Aldrich. How comes it that twenty-eight boys born and brought up under the shadow of his luminous wings, bathed from their youth up, as it were, in the lambent flood of his virtues, should so far for get themselves as to crib In their ex aminations? When we come to examine the crime ln Itself It does not look quite so heinous as it might. What the boys really did was to hire oho of their number to write their" 'themes" for them. This practice has the sanction ofv a large number of the clergymen of the Church of England who pur chase their sermons by the barrel. Still, many things which are permitted to men are not good for boys. On the other hand, it Is to be observed In ail fairness that nobody who can possibly escape writing a "theme" ls to he blamed for doing so. Of all barren and profitless college exercises, this Is the worst. If a boy has the faintest spark of literary ability this theme writing may be depended on to quench it. If he goes to college - mute, inglorious Milton, his work In "litera ture and composition" ls sure to make his muteness Incurable and his lnglorl ousness perpetual. Before a college graduate can do anything ln the way of writing which human beings can stand it to . read, he must diligently forget all that he has been taught. If he succeeds, he may some time be come a writer. If h-e does not, he can still beg or dig pitches. Fortu nately the teaching which destroys the mind often leaves the muscles Intact. PDTTIJIO WATER TO WORK. It takes but a cursory view of water power, as applied to the industrial progress and the mechanical devices by which electricity is harnessed, to establish the supremacy of water as the great moving force ln mechanical development, and the economy of Its use as applied to the moving problems of Industrial and commercial energy. Sentiment has been pitted against It without avail. Niagara, we are told, ls being despoiled of Its grandeur bjr an unsympathetic commercial spirit, but the clamor for more mechanical energy has drowned the plaint of senti ment and the work of lighting great cities and turning mighty mills from the transmitted power of Niagara, goes on, regardless of protest. The city of Buffalo, scintillating under tens of thousands of electric lights, looks un moved upon the receding grandeur of the great falls, the energy of which has been drawn upon for the genera tion of the power that -has dispelled its darkness, while tourists find what they miss in the fantastic display of tumbling, roaring, foaming waters and rainbow-lighted spray, ln the electrical devices that have turned streets Into avenues of fairy land and made transit swift, convenient and ample for all the needs of the traveler. As with Niagara, so in a lesser de gree with waterfalls of Inferior gran deur and power. Sentiment has been shocked and pioneer traditions have been dispelled or disregarded In .our own vicinity by harnessing the falls of "Beautiful Willamette" to the needs of the hour. Few, indeed, can con template ln memory or view in pic tured reproduction the Falls of the Willamette as they, appeared in former days, ln contrast with the same falls in their despoiled beauty of today, without a feeling of regret, bordering at times upon indignation. Yet the despoilment came In response to the clamor for mechanical energy and for the expansion, through this means, of public utilities that have passed from the stage of 'luxuries to those of ne cessaries of life. Hence, the voice of aprix 25, 1909. protest has been drowned in the louder tones of acquiescence. Sacred to memory are the falls of former-days not only the Falls of Beautiful Willamette, but of the hun dreds of other waterfalls the beauty of which has been obliterated by the voice of utility. But sacred to the uses of what we call progress and to the development which .we call civi lization, are the utilized energies of these waterfalls. The story of the development and transmission of the energy of the waterfall ls instinct with the subtleties of magic. The tale eclipses in wonder those of fairy land. Nearly one hundred cities in the United States alone are now lighted by electricity supplied by transmitted water power; the ingenuity of man, taxing- Itself in the development of this wonderful power, has made it a thing of, magical beauty and use. taienai interests, ever on the alert, have awakened to surprising activity ln many of these cities, including our own, causing their rapid increase ln population, manufacturing develop ment and wealth. The story throughout ts a marvelous one. Its details are written In the common Industries and utilities of civ ilization upon every hand. Yet this ls but the beginning of an age of water and electricity working in conjunc tion to supply the needs of man, pro mote his comfort and increase his wealth. So vast and universal is the extent of "the world's most ancient power" , that it ls practically incom putable. Mr. Roosevelt knows more about a great many things than does Mrs. Mainzer of St. Paul, mother of eleven children and wife of a man Inspired to vainglorious boasting of his off spring by "a pall of beer," but it ls certain that she knows a great deal more about the anxieties and worries Incident to bringing up a large family In poverty than he does. Large fam ilies are not for poor people, says Mrs. Mainzer, adding: "I have not time or strength to care properly for 11, though I do the very best I can. Its work, hard work, and the hardest part ls not to be able to do for the children what every mother feels she should do clothe, educate and care for them properly." One thing ls cer tain, a woman situated as ls Mrs. Mainzer has no time, money or oppor tunity to go off on extensive and ex pensive excursions for recreation and pleasure. She ls fortunate If she gets to lie down for an hour in quiet with a wet towel on her head when she has a blinding headache. And It may be added that ln such circumstances she does not care to hear advice or even commendation from a man who knows nothing whatever, and can know noth ing, of the conditions under which she lives and strives and suffers. Easily the most important musical offering of the season Is the series of concerts by the Chicago Symphony Orchestra and the 'Portland Festival Chorus, beginning next Friday night. Unlike older bu less wealthy Euro pean cities of our size, Portland has not yet advanced in this branch nt rt to a point where the highest and bdt ln the harmony of sounds is accessible to the masses the year around. The coming season, short as It ls, brings to our doors one of the tlnest organiza tions in America. Based, on perform ances last year,' it may confidently be expected that Portland will have a rare feast. For young music lovers it will be part of an education. It is such an event, apart from the ad mirable local feature, as commends Itself to all classes and merits the full est recognition. A woman, half paralyzed and the mother of sixteen children, was burned to death ln a rural section of Wash ington County a few days ago, while cooking a meal over an open fire. An unappreclatlve and an ungrateful brood must hers have been to permit this half paralyzed creature to creep about preparing food for them. "Desire not," salth the Preacher, "a multitude of unprofitable children .' . . though they multiply rejoice not in them . . . Trust them not In their life, neither respect their multitude; for one that is Just is better than a thousand; and better 1. is to die without children than to have them that are unprofit able." Nobody complains about the sane automobilist. It Is the speed maniac the public ls after and purposes to curb, if It takes all Summer, and longer. Therefore It behooves the sane automobilist not to run his ma chine at high speed through crowded streets and around corners. It is really hard then for the Innocent wayfarer to tell him from a speed maniac. Because Seattle Is different, the fair will be open on Sundays. Not that the city has less respect for the day, but because there are no strings on Se attle. The innovation makes It the first real exposition for all the people, saints as well as stnners. Those young Turks seem to know the game. They have a sultan of their own handy. If Abdul Hamid shall flee, or abdicate or fall ln the Bosphorus, with the aid of a few well meaning revolutionists. If sixty cases of scarlet fever at Suninyside High School are really no occasion for alarm, we should really like to hear from Principal Curtis how many would Justiry a trifling uneasi ness. Dr. Kellaher, Republican state sen ator from Multnomah, ls running as an independent candidate for mayor. To some politicians the Republican party is good for whatever it may be used for. It ls not really material whether Portland is on the Willamette or Co lumbia. What Portland wants is per manent assurance that It will never again be ln either river. There really ought to be some way by which the Portland fans can in voke the recall on Manager Casey's ham-strung Colts. It Is universally agreed among the liquor dealers that Reinsteln ls a good deal of an ass. Right. He was caught In the very act. . A great many things are likely to happen ln Turkey within the next twenty-four hours, most of them to Abdul Hamid. That Minnesota mother of eleven says Mr. Roosevelt doesn't . know any, thing about it. Well, she does. SILHOUETTES BT ARTHUR A- GREENE. They say a woman's crowning glory ls her hair Rats! e e e Wilbur Wright says aoroplan-.-s are safer than automobiles. . So they are for pedestrians. e e An astronomer has 't fyur-5.1 out th.it we could talk to Mars if someone would finance a S10.000.000 atjaralus for tne pur pose. It poems pertinent to ask. however. If he ever footed the bill after talking to a woman over the long distance 'phone. It requires more cleverness to avoid revealing what one doesn t know than to tell what he knows. . Mnrr'i I.nlMlr Mary had a Uttla lobitnr His father had the doneh And every night he'd come around ro see the chorus show. He followed her to Syracuse, H followed her to Trov: It made the other gir's rlsht mad At peps s gilded boy. "U hy does our Claude love Marie koV His relatives Inquired. 'Cause Mary ls a show-frtrl That ls all that ia required. f Now JTtry wears a coo let And graces England" courts. And tells the co-respondent, Claude is a prince of. eports. ; "To himwho hath" is the law of com pensation. ' m I desire to call especial attention today to tne exclusive line of passionate Spring neckties Dr. J. Whitcomb Brougher will wear xnia weeK. e e e Most of the entries ln the race of life are left at the post. Now ls the time when the small boy wouia rather be a successful pitcher than tne crown prince of Germany. e e A little money ! a dangerous thing for a man with expensive tastes. We are prone to regard the sexes from ah entirely different ancle. For Inatiuin. It is always the woman with a. past and the man with a future that Interests ua most. Helpful Henrr'a Hhita for tJie iriniu To Aileene My dear girl, voura la cer tainly an unhappy lot, and I feel a deep sympathy for you. I would artvlsn now ever, that Instead of reading Meredith Nicholson for consolation von lako a course of Victoria Cross. You say that you are 19 and the eldest of elzht ohil dren, that your nose ls th original r- trousse and your evpa hin h.ih. list; yet you yearn to be a beautiful young heiress. Since vou sav vour tn ther has accepted a position at the packing-house for JIB per, I don't sea now I can do much for vou. My best advice to you is to Invest ln one or the new inverted flower-nr,r hut. Then It won't make much difference how your face looks then. We all pity the under dog, but we court tne acquaintance of the upper. It's a mean man who takes a woman first "no" as final when he asks her to marry him. Ifs an 111 wind that blows nobody good Remember the umbrella makers. DEAF MUTE SCHOOL'S NEW HOMK Writer Shows That Location Ia Coa- venlent, and Price Reasonable. OREGON SCHOOL "FOR THE DEAF Salem, Or., April 23. (To the Editor.) In a recent 11r-,rtai in ThA n.-. . .. with reference to the new site purchased ior tne ileal Mute School, a .hope ls ex pressed that this ls an exception to the rule that the purchase of old buildings for institutional use ls rarely or ever sound economy. I beg to emphasize that the force of this rule was fully recog nized ln making the purchase referred to. The buildings were a very minor con sideration, though they happen to be fairly well adapted without expensive al teration to the purposes for which they will be used for a time. The old Poly technic building, having been built for an Industrial school, will again be used for Its original purpose as a trades instruc tion department, thus permitting a larger expenditure of out limited funds upon the main school plant. But wholly aside from the building Im provements, no other site offered the same combination of desired advantages, such aa ample area for future expansion without crowding, excellent drainage, ex ceptional transportation facilities, city water supply, public sewerage, fine soil, good fruit supply, absence of good but unavailable buildings occupying the most prominent part of the building site, and avoidance of proximity to cemeteries, the asylum or the penitentiary.. As to comparative prices, the average price of the land purchased was $323 per acre. Among the 18 propositions consid ered, no sufficient site within one mile of a carline was offered at less than J300 per acre. No other tend on a carline was offered at less than 470 per acre. No other land with a sufficiently elevated and well-drained site for buildings, on an electric line, and with city water and sewerage ln reach, was offered at less than 1800 per acre, and all such tracts were considerably less than the mini mum 20 acres considered most desirable. Finally, for the convenience of the large proportion of Portland pupils, and their parents and friends, it was considered especially desirable to have a site on the Oregon Electric Railway, and no other suitable site on this line could be had S. S. TILLINGIIAST. Superintendent Oregon School for Deaf Mutes. ITo Hope for Satisfactory Answer. Philadelphia Inquirer. "What is a Democrat, style of 1909?" asks the New York Sun. That ls altogether too hard a question to be answered offhand. However, the year !s still young. There ls yet room for hope that an answer will be forth coming. But It must be confessed that there is not much room for hope that the answer will be satisfactory. Equal to the Emergency. New York Morning Telegraph. "Your grandmother died' nine times last baseball season. What excuse can you offer to get away this year?" asked Mr. Grouch of his office boy. "Grandfather has got married again." said the kid.. Ever-Present Marvel. "Pippins and Peaches." Considering the dreadful things that children eat. ls It not surprising that any of them live to be human beings? When the Housefly Will Get Even. Baltimore American. Science has doomed the housefly. The coming Summer will develop what the housefly will do with science. Verses on Timely Topics Keep Flshln'. Hi a ll:T uurnaest cuss Fer catchin' fish he sure was great! e never lined to mavA He . ' V! III. 1 UPS About the klnri n , F.r weather, neither; he'd Jest say i":"." a mess today," An' toward the creek you'd see him slide. A-whlstlln' soft an" walkin' wide, says one day to Hi. says I. How do you always catch "em. HI'" He gave his halt another switch In. An' -chucklin', says, "I Jest keep f ishin'." Hi took to readin' law at night. And pretty soon, the first we knowed. He had a lawsuit, won his fight. An' was a lawyer! Til be blowed! He knowed more law than Squire Mo- Knab! An' though he had no "gift of gab" lo nrag aDout. somehow he made A sober sort of ta.llc that ..lav.H The mischief with the other side. One day, when some asked if Hfd .explain how he got in condlshin He laughed an' said, "I Jest kept flshln'." Well. Ill ls Qov'ner Somers now; A Dig man round the state, you bet To me the same old HI. somehow; iut; name oia cnampeen fisher yet. It wan't so much the bait er' pole. It wan't so much the fishin' bole. That won for Hi his big success- . Twas jest his flshln- an. I guess. A cheerful, stlddy. hopeful kind Of keepin' at H don't yeu mind And that Is why I can't help wishln' J moro of us would Jest keen, flshln'. Chicago News. n" nays Cat Niarhta. I hold it true With those who say That every dog Must have his day. Howe'er. I do Not think It right That every cat Should have a night. Birmingham Age-Herald. Modern Opera. HBJ?- from the p,t a fearsome sound That makes your blood run cold. Bymphonetic cyclones rush around And the work Is yet untold. Now they unchain those dogs of war. The wild sarrusophones, A double bass E flat to roar Whilst crunching dead man's bones The muted tuba's distant groan. Uprising from the gloom. And answered by the hecklephone. Suggests the crack of doom. Oh, mamma, ls this the earthquak zone? What. ho. there! Stand from under! Or ls that the tonltruone. Just Imitating thunder? Nay. fear not little ones, because Of this sublime rough house; Tis modern opera by the laws Of Master Richard Strauss. Singers? They're scarcely heard noi seen In yon back seat they sit. The day of song ls past, I ween. The orchestra is it. New York World. Honest, Km. If you love her as you tell her. Would you take And push a Spring lawn mower For her sake? If she overlooks' your fallings And responds to all your waillngs. Would you paint the garden pallngr For her sake? Atlanta Constitution. Pletnre Panic. Seated one day at a table, I was having forty fits. As my fingers hovered nervously Over those Jig-sawed bits. I know not what I was hunting To finish a soldier's face; But I struck one queer-shaped fragment That fitted that queer-shaped space. It linked all those silly features Into one solid man; And as I had finished his shoulder I began to see the plan. It helped with the background also, A sort of guide It made; . But I moved some other pieces. And somehow It got mislaid! I sought, but I sought It vainly. That one small piece so queer. That out of a hundred others Fitted that soldier'B ear. I couldn't go on without It, I fretted and fumed and fussed: Then somebody Jogpled my elbowl And I gave up in disgust. It may be that soma time or other I will try that thing Beam; But not till I'm in an asylum And I doubt If I do It then! LJfo. F"eellnic the ntrrin. A crumb or two on the window ledge, a curtain half a-side; A potted plant as a screening hedge, was the strategy I tried. Then, oh, the thrill of a child's de . light, the Joy of an Infant's glee, A tiny bird has winged its flight to my window balcony. A crumb of bread and a bit of cake fit sup for the gentle thing Who comes, a speedy call to make a chirping note to sing. Then,- oh, the clasp of a baby's hands, the shine of a baby's eyes. As the dainty bird on the railing stands ln the throe of a bird's surprise. A crumb or two and a tender word; then the cry of a child's dismay; The long-drawn sob of a bosom stirred when the "birdie" flew away! Then, oh, the swell of a baby's breast. the glow of a face elate. When the bird returns from Its near by nest with Its bright-eyed, feathered mate. Lurana W. Sheldon ln the New York . Times. On Spring. I know not how it ls with other men. Whom I but guess, deciphering myself; For me, once felt is so felt nevermore. The fleeting relish at sensation's brim Had in It the best ferment of the wine. One Spring I knew as never any sinc-e; All night the surges of the warm South weslr Boomed intermittent through the shud dering elms. And brought a morning from the Gulf adrift. Omnipotent with sunshine, whose quick charm Startled with crocuses the sullen turf And wiled the bluebird to his whiff of song. James Russell Lowell. The Balkans. The Balkans seethe. Display their teeth; The Balkans boil and bubble. The Balkans talk: The Balkans balk At signs of real trouble. Louisville Couricr-JournaL f.