1 o 111 ft; ' .ZT? StSSSSSZl OSS'. 7YZ7AZ&rZ? C2-X?ZZ3 D .ON'T give your wife your name whii you marry." is very good advice, provided she has any predilection for the stage. .Many a man would be happier now if he could put the rule into effect. Just as .examples, James Brown Pot ter - and-De "Wolf Hopper will serve admirably, and to the list could be added Mr. Langtry, at one time the husband of the famous Lily, and Mr. Leslie Carter, both of whom are now dead. ' A time came when this quartet of husbands were unable for various rea sons'' to live In the marital accord which is conceded to be highly essential to happiness. The merciful Intervention of the di vorce court was there to give free dom, but unfortunately freedom did not mean the end of the chapter, for in every case the woman in the case insisted on retaining the husband's name. .' Potter and Hopper have remarried, which gives them an additional reason for wanting to get back their names from tho women to whom they gave them in all the fond ariection of young romances. But there are cases where the wom an's whim was supreme, and the names have remained. v ,' A society woman of note. Mrs. Howard ' Gould, is now engaged in a struggle with her husband that will probably end in a separation. It is said that In that event she will go on the stage, whfch will mean another added to the list of those who continue to wear the names of former husbands, much to the grief of the aforementioned swains. ' The most notable case of the kind is Safe-Robbers Keep Ahead of Makers Tostofric Thieves DVRIXO the seven years from 1900 to 1906. Inclusive, the, safes In 11.5S7 postofflces throughout the United Etats"wera blown or forced and contents stolen. Tliis was an average of more than four safes a day in postofflces alone. If the numerous burglaries in stores and busi ness houses in general were added to the list it would represent an alarming toll, an epidemic, as it were. The figures suggest comparison of the relative skill of the expert safe-builder and the expert cracksman. One wonders in " pondering over the harvest cited whrther the safe-blower or the safe builder is the superior at the present time. The record of postofflce "breaks as compiled by the Government authorities, appears to be the best criterion. "Fig ures don't lie," says the old adage. Men versed in the history and habits of criminals agree that up to date the safa-blower has the better of the argu ment; that he Is still master of the situ ation, so far as the "tapping" of safes goes. The cracksman will tell you so, too. with a grin that denotes absolute confidence in his art. and not a few manufacturers of safes privately share this opinion, although some point with pride to certain high-grade, specially equipped models of their art which they term impregnable. The fact remains, however, that loot ings are beinr constantly registered and that' frequently among the heavy losers are banks whose treasures boasted of the protection of the very latest and most formidable types of safes that money could buy. Pepperell Bank Kobbery. Ths most recent example of this was the Pepperell bank robbery, when a splendid specimen of the up-to-date portable safe was blown and more than IIS. In cash stolen. Reports that vaults have, been broken into are in variably erroneous. Larcenies have been committed In vaults, but not by means of explosives. Cracksmen don't waste time in attempting to blow such security Gibraltars. but they have on rare oc casions gone Into them In the guise of sneak thieves. Burglars who crack safes are men of brains and they proceed with cau tion. Their methods are scientific The major part of their work is really dis posed of before they resort to drill and explosives. For weeks and months they study their ground, the approaches of marked quarters, the habits of said es tablishments an even send observing agents in to talk with officials of banks to get a close- lay of the surroundings and the Interior construction of safes and combinations, too. If possible. A swift clsnce Is sufficient for the "spotter. Summer is devoted to this study of the various- "zones" which radiate for 100 miles around preat cities, where the cul prits are alwavs swallowed up until they iiave soent the "swag." the term they apply to the cash or valuables which toeir operations yield. Winter, with. Its re & '7 It undoubtedly that of Mrs. James Brown Potter. Her former husband, is so anx ious to wipe out the memory of the fact that lie was once the husband of the actress that he has offered her a hand some sum o cease using his name. But Mrs. Potter, that was, is obdurate, and announces that no money balm less than $200,000 will ever prompt her to accede to his wishes. Mrs. James Brown Potter was born Cora Urquhart. She had beauty and bril liant wit, and when she went to Wash ington she made a prompt success in the capital. Her husband was a man of somewhat retiring mood, and he found only mild pleasure in the attention his beautiful wife created. Still less was he pleased when at a re ception given by Mrs. William C. 'Whit ney she recited George R. Sims' some what torrid poem, "Ostler Joe," about the stableman who takes back his erring wife. The poem made an Immense hit with everybody but Mr. Potter, and it was one of many causes that finally led to a seri ous quarrel and estrangement between the two that eventually ended in their divorce. The wife hesitated not an instant to turn to money value her dramatic tal ents. With Kyrle Bellew as leading man, she put on a number of pretentious produc tions, and ww well received by press and pUhliC . . ..mi. Then she went to England to live. The wealth of married days had accustomed her to the best of everything. She es tablished herself handsomely at "St. Johns Wood" first, and later at Bray Lodge." But, unfortunately, the income from her stage life hardly warranted ner in main taining a place of such splendor. She got into financial trouDies, ano. iiu uu un. a somewhat varied career. Ixxt an Average of vFour Each Hay, respite rrecaunu... storms and long nights is set apart for the active work. Many cases are on record where bur glars have compelled bank attaches to open safes or vaults at the point of pistols, but the introduction of compli cated time locks has disposed of this phase of bank burglary and has added another strong protection to the now In vulnerable safety vault. Safes Still Vulnerable. It appears, however, that the combined efforts of inventors, expert engineers and skilled mechanics In fashioning steel Into secret combinations of locks and bars and wonderfully constructed strong boxes of all sizes, weights and grades, have been only partly successful In reducing the number of burglaries, and have by no means defeated the professional cracksman nor broken his nerve. Statis tics show that there was an Increase of 2U. postofflce burglaries In 1906 over the previous year, and. while the other years show Blight fluctuations, the tendency has been to multiply. It has been a sharp conflict of intel lects for decades between the burglar and the man who makes safes a mental war fare which has brought the safe and the vault to a high plane of perfection, but the manufacturer has not yet fully solved the problem that Inspired his. trade, so far as the merchantable safe goes. The safemaker has, however, thorough ly conquered the burglar in his construc tion of vaults. He has been able to ac complish this by reason of the far wider latitude enjoyed in the shape of almost unlimited expenditure and the adding of masonry which defy both burglars and fire. Vaults vary in price according to their size and the quantity and quality of their reinforcements. Their cost frequently amounts to $200,000. A contract for one which will cost $260,000 was recently awarded by a Boston bank. The 11.687 postofflce safes broken Into during the period of seven years men tioned represented many thousands of dollars In cash and stamps and every make of safe. Teggroen have for years made a specialty of looting postofflces, and still devote the major part of their operations to this line of plunder, so that it has become an evil the full Im port of which Is recognized by the Gov ernment. The figures quoted above were fur nished by W. J. Vickery, chief inspector of the Postofflce Department In Washing ton, In a letter to a Boston safe expert, which read In part as follows: "Receipt is acknowledged of your com munication dated June 12, 1907. request ing to be advised of the number of post offlces entered by burglars In the United States during the years 1900 to 190, In clusive. The following Is a statement of the postofflce burglaries In the United States during this period: In 1900, 15S7; 1901, 1635; 19uC, 17; 1903. 13; 1904, 1593; 1916. KS1: 1906. 1802." Postmasters in charge of postofflces up to a certain class are expected to furnish safes t their own. expense and - FASOO ACTRE WHO . r?if )nr FV?fO FOR PAV. Hvteh? WTien her daughter "Fifi" married James Btillman. Mrs. Potter could have had a comfortable competence settled on her by retiring from the stage, but she steadfastly declined. Now a still more important reason ex ists why the name of James Brown Pot ter should disappear from the footlights. Its owner has had a eecond romance. His second wife was formerly Miss May Handy, of Richmond, Va. This lady very properly wants no di ,,ao.a nn th title, of her husband. and since the first holder of it has been j.nlHvajl hv tVia divnrne courts of any claim on Mr. Potter, the second wife sees naturally they try to get them on the most liberal terms possible. When post offlces are robbed the postmaster or his bondsmen have to make good the amount taken. The Government, therefore, does not lose anything, but the Postofflce De partment is anxious to put a stop to such wholesale depredations. The economy practised by postmasters in purchasing safes is stock In trade for the burglar. As a result the roving criminals who understand the use of dynamite and nitroglycerine encounter few real problems in the safe line In rural districts and small communities. The absence or scarcity of burglar proof safes in certain localities is further en hanced by inadequate police protection. Consequently the expert cracksman breaks Into some of the metal frames without fear of detection while at work or of capture in flight and with almost as much ease as he would force open a door or window with a "jimmy." Safe blowing has become such a science that operators are willing to take chances if they are assured of a haul of $7, feel ing that a night has not -been wasted if it yields even so small a figure. The establishment of so low a minimum is an index to the multiplicity of their crimes and of their daring and confidence. In their ranks are expert engineers and mechanics, and men of natural genius which would Insure them of good Incomes If they applied their talents law fully. They are as familiar with .the mechanism of all brands of safes as are the makers. They know by the size or pattern or by skilful sounding whether a safe has a single or double door, or whether It Is burglar-proof, which means that an extra case of selected steel is installed Inside to guard against explo sions, and they can at a glance detect the slightest defect. Many have the Impression that the walls of a safe are solid metal all the way through. This is not so. There is an outer and Inner shell of panelled steel which never exceeds one-eighth of an Inch in thickness and is almost In variably less than that. The gap between these two shells Is filled with concrete or other patented compositions. Burglars frequently knock away the combination knobs to get a start for boring through the door, but the most common method is to drill a hole through the top of a safe far back enough to get behind both doors. If there happens to be an inner one, so that the explosives will fall Into the body of the safe among the contents. Dynamite or gunpowder is dropped in and touched oft with a fuse. When nitroglycerine Is used the cracks around the outer door are carefully sealed with soap to prevent the liquid from leaking out, and a fulminating cap la attacked and fired with a 26-cent battery. In Lynn recently burglars used a cheese to blow a safe In a grocery store. That night the gang found a lemon in one safe which they had hard work opening, but in an adjoining store got $1800 in cash. This Illustrates the uncertainty of their i work oa "small Jobs." In postofflce work. i TO THE LAW- no reason why she still should be per mitted to wear the name. This is the present situation. Mrs. Potter, the actress, declines to give up without the $200,000 reward, and as she is shortly coming to this country for a long run, the Potters are the more anxi ous to persuade her to take up once more her maiden name. aafom nrA fnvflriahlv blown. Bank Jobs sometimes take more time, so that the burglars wait ior noiiaays or ouu days to add to a night between. While drilling and blowing are the most popular and swiftest methods of late, burglars have been known to take me more A,.n. mtl,n nf "Htrtnnlncr " which UIUUUUS ,i.w..w v. . ' ' means that they remove plate after plats until the interior oi a saie is reatueu. History of Safemaklng. The first safes were made in England more than 100 years ago. They were fashioned of wood, planks being used fnr the case, with metal trimmings. Later the wooden frame was covered with sheet iron, and they had tremen rtmia knobs, which were of little use other than to make them more formi dable In appearance. Then came the substitution of sheet iron for wood and the double casings with fillings between to give greater thickness. A Chelsea manufacturer named Wilder years ago conceived the Idea of filling the space, between the inner and outer shells of the walls with plaster of paris. but this form of rein forcement contained an acid which de voured the metal. Fnally cement was used, and is used today, with other patent fillings. , Each manufacturer has his Individual secrets and patents in material, locks, bars and fillings. The evolution of the safe has. been marked. Today they range in size and price from the tiny home safe, worth $18, to the burglar and fireproof creations weighing six or seven tons and costing anywhere from $250 to $500, according to the type and equipment. Special makes come higher. A Boston firm recently got $20,000 for building a mammoth door for a vault. This door was 17 inches thick and em bodied a baffling network of bars and locks. The construction of vaults Is a kindred branch of the work, only the fittings are more extensive and elab orate and firmly Intrenched against the ravages of burglars and fire by impene trable walls of masonry. There are two styles of safe, the ones filled with solid cement, which is put Into the casings wet, and those filled with loose plaster and dry cement shov elled In. The aim Is to have the filling retain a certain degree of moisture so that. In the event of fire the heated ex terior will create a steam which will cool off the inner casing of metal and thus protect the contents. Lumps of alum or other salts or crystals have been added to fillings In order to provide the necessary mois ture. Thin metallic tubes, filled with water, have also been Imbedded in fillings, so as to create steam, and yet In searching for the required mois ture great care must be exercised to avoid a filling which will be too flabby to furnish the rigidity required to pre vent the safe from breaking if it falls. Fillings are also made of patented so-called Indestructible non-conducting compounds. Excessive dampness would corrode the metal and Injure the safe. It can be observed, therefore, that the filling of safes has been an absorbing feature In tho trend of steady improve ment which has characterized the making of safes and vaults In the United States. Boston Herald.. W Ifffl V,,, VWBM' raw M M WW . YW that Mr. Langtry would have felt a much greater ease of mind if the Lily would kindly make herself known by some other name, but she was ever unwilling to do so, and even today, despite her marriage to Hugo de Bath, she continues to be known as in the old days. The Leslie Carters were prominent so cially before she went on the boards. Their divorce suit was a celebrated scandal, which even today is rated In law books as one of the great classics for cases of this kind. She went upon the stage. Her first play was called the "Ugly Duckling." and she appeared in connection with that gifted, but unfortunate actor, H. J. Henley. ' The first venture was tne raimes.1. v. .. nftresA had nerve xiclBUuea, uui. w,3 " - . a-plenty, and with uavio. To Succeed, THE rarest thing in the world, as everybody knows who knows any thing about the literary markets, is a new Joke. The next rarest is an old Joke so revamped that It looks new. The liveliest hunt among publishers of books and magazines today is for real humor. "See that drawer," observed the editor of a big New York weekly to an as pirant for literary honors who felt sure he could write the right stuff if he only knew Just what the editor wanted. "Near ly empty. Isn't It? That's my numor drawer. Any one who can help to fill it is persona grata in this office." The editor, like every other, had dis covered how rare genuinely funny writ ing Is. To discover the humorous books with which the Christmas bookstalls are stocked and the humorous articles which now and then occur in the magazines, is the publisher's most serious occupation. Anything that contains a laugh a line is received gleefully in the editorial offices of half a hundred American publishing houses. , Both schools of American humor are in favor. Anybody who can be either broad ly or delicately witty finds a hearing these days as well as many who think they are able to be either and actually are neither. .,.. The distinction between the subtle and the obvious groups of humorists was amusingly traced In a recent Harvard Phi Beta Kappa after-dinner speech which Introduced to the learned society Rev. Samuel M. Crothers, a publishers "find." a Unitarian clergyman known mostly not so long ago as President Eliot's pastor, but now duly qualified as a literary successor of Oliver Wendell Holmes, who Is expected to produce something bright whenever he touches typewriter to paper. Jokers With Buffoon Gifts. The point was made in this address that most American humorists have be longed very clearly to one or the other of these schools; and consultation of such a manual as "The Early American Humorists," a handy reference book that gives selections from the writings of many, who, famous In their own day, are now In too great danger of being forgot ten, discloses pretty clearly on the one side the Jokers who had buffoon gifts like "Artemus Ward." "Orpheus S. Kerr. "Bill Arp," "Josh Billings," "Petroleum V Nasby" and the "Danbury News Man," and on the other side the literary wits like Washington Irving, George William Curtis and N. P. Willis, whose quiet humor more closely resembled that of the great English writers of the 18th century. The discoveries of humorists by publishers In the last few years have not been so numerous, and many of them have been disappointments because the writer who has started in by being up roariously funny often conceives an idea of reforming the world through his hu mor and thereafter becomes deadly dull. This tendency of the Jester to aim to be ily backing her she' Wt up the fight, and made her next try In a light comedy, with musical numbers "Miss Helyett." This had an equally dismal experience, but still the nerve of Mrs. Carter and little by little Mrs. Carter came to the front, finally to take her place as one ot the American emotional actresses. She steadfastly held this rating until her sensational marriage with an actor named Payne. This put an end to her alliance with Belaseo, and also took her from her lofty dramatic pinnacle. Mr. Carter always resented his former wife's continued use of his name, but he gained nothing by complaining. Write Something Funny Publishers Will Tumble Over Thcmseives to ieaiure a preacher has been very apparent In the history of American humor. Just as Dr. Crothers is perhaps the most valuable recent discovery among men who write, a woman whose humor ous powers were quite unsuspected up to a short time ago, outside of a circle of personal acquaintance, has come to the fore. The literary world Is still laughing over the failure of Mark Twain, himself the world's leading humorist, to recognize a professional hand in the first of the "Letters of Jennie Allen." which Miss Grace Donworth, a Providence woman, wrote as a practical Joke. One Accidental Humorist. The story is that while some good ladies of a San Francisco relief com mittee of the Rhode Island capital were engaged in assorting- and packing clothing sent to them for the benefit of victims of the earthquake and fire, one of their number received a letter signed "Jennie Allen" which requested that a certain garment should be re turned to her, since it had been for warded by mistake. The spelling and phrasing of the communication were fearful and wonderful, and half from curiosity It was answered. It was also shown to a number of people and a copy of it came into Mark Twain's hands, which he twice used as subject matter for more or less serious speech ifying, as at an annual dinner of the Associated Press, and which later the Simplified Spelling Society gravely is sued as part of one of Its leaflets. The letter turned out, of course, to be the production of Miss Donworth, who was a member of the committee. After the lady had admitted her guilt she amused herself and her companions by adding more letters, gradually describ ing the entire "Allen" family and its acquaintances. Some of these were published in the Ladles' Home Jour nal. Now that In their completeness they have been Issued in book form the whole country is quoting Miss Don worth's witticisms, Buch as "Mr. Spin ney says you can't rise with the lark If you've been on one the night be fore," or - "He is a Maine man, but a perfeck gentleman. So Is his mother," or again, "We are going to live close to my folks, so I can help them when they need me, and his mother is going to live with us. My cup runneth over." Ijlke Father Tabb. In spite of occasional broad touches the general quality of Miss Donworth's work puts her in the same class with the more subtle school of humorists, like Mr. Crothers, Robert Grant, Wit ter Bynner, whose reoent "Ode to Har vard" contains some of the brightest touches of fancy of any recent poem; Ralph Bergengren, in whom Collier's Weekly Just now announces a com bination of Lewis Carroll and Frank Stockton, and Agnes Repplier, whose fund of brilliant wit accumulates steadily year by year. "Jennie Allen's" humor in some respects resembles that of Father John B. Tabb, the prevailing quality In whose delightfully funny verses, as his "Quips and Qulddlts," Company, but who graduated into comlo opera and became the wife of the giant comedian. De Wolf Horner, haa never abandoned his name. She is now known as Edna Wallace Hopper. She was not the comedians first wife, nor his last, for that matter. When he met lier he was married to' another. ... ., I Now his wife, his third essay, is Nellj Berpen. who. about 10 years ago firs t astonished the light opera world with the. plentltudo of her tones in bousas Ji.1 The present Mrs. Hopper thinks "he oucht to have a sole rlpht to all the Hop per name, and It is a -matter of some an ger to her that the second Mrs. Hopper' won't let go. - The charming little comedienne speak without any anger In tho mattur. She does not retain the name from any mo tives of spite, but merely because sho claims that there is no reason why shaj should sacrifice the prestige she bull while she was Mrs. Hopper merely t oblige the present wife of the actor. Mi's Wallare was little known whenv she became the wife of the comedian., and there is no doubt that by her clevetf work she much enhanced her fame dur ing this period. Now she declines to give this away. Other actors who married were mora fortunate than the list of those whoso names are cited here. Nat Goodwin wedded the beautiful Maxine Elliott, but she clung to her owt name, and the present Mrs. Nat Goodwin, who was Edna Goodrich, has no rival tcf dispute her claim on the title of Mrs Nathaniel C. Goodwin. E H Sothern had for wife the charm Ing Virginia Harned. but she retained her own name, and there is no concern for Mr. Sothern on that score. James K. Hackett. matinee idol, too for wife the beautiful Mary Mannerlng, but the fact made no difference in her name, and when tne time camo ji iur uuj , Ethel Levey's husband was one of tn most talented young a:tors. singers and dancers on the American stage, but thai fact made no difference whatever to her, and she stuck to her own name. Which fact is now a .matter of some comfort to George Cohan, since they ars no longer man and wife. Julia Opp has not adopted the name of William Faversham. but should she want to do so there will be no bar. for the first Mrs. Faversham does not claim the title. , xuui and "Child Verse" is one of subtlety, although he now and then breaks fortli into something broad and dangerously near being unclerical. as In his often! quoted quip: "A pious prelate used to ride A donkey which, alas. His patience being often tried. He called Eu-damld-as, A name he emphasized or not As grew his temper cool or hot. It comparatively seldom happen that a humorist who if "found" as be longing to one of these two distinct schools passes over to the other afteo he has been discovered, although among writers of comic verse and prose William F. Kirk was simple and delicate in his lyrics of "The Norsk; Nightingale." while ,no one can ac cuse him of extreme delicacy as ha records the discussions between thai Manicure Lady and the Barber or re produces the compositions of Little Bobbie. , . , No conspicuous find of the broa school of humor has been proclaimed by any publishing house in the present year Probably the -most noted humor ist, indeed, of this stamp who has come into prominence in recent years Is Ellis Parker Butler, whose "Pigs Is Pigs" started a chuckle that ex tended from Atlantic to Pacific. An other of Mr. Butler's works represent- ing his style at its best is his "Per kins of Portland." the story of ths advertising man who performed com mercial miracles with his catch phrases, such as "Murdock's soap is pure soap: if you don't believe It, bite It," and his Perkins' paper porous plaster Makes all pains and aches fly faster, Dooley and Others. Among the broad school humorist would probably be placed "Mr. Dooley'' (Peter Flnley Dunne), who has suc cessfully worked the same vein fo now more than 10 years. His two earliest books, "Mr. Dooley in Peace and in War," and "Mr. Dooley In tha Hearts of His Countrymen," were among the greatest discoveries ever made bv an American publishing house. They now count among tha classics of American humor, for which there is the same kind of continuous demand as for Mark Twain's works or for Stockton's "Rudder Grange." An other, of course, is the versatile George Ade. In somewhat the same class, though of more variable talent, Is the prolific Holman F. Day, After Mr. Dooley perhaps the most remarkable and unheralded humorist of the past 10 years was George Hor ace Lorlmer, whose "Letters from a Self -Made Merchant to His Son" caught the popular fancy to an extraordinary degree, resulting in the sale of nearly half a million copies of a book which. Is still among the good sellers. Mr. Lorlmer up to the time of the appear ance of his book had been known first as an excellent newspaper reporter, then as an accomplished editor, but it was not realized that he had gifts en titling him to a plaoe among the fore most of American kumerlsts.