il 4 THE SUNDAY OREGOXTA'S, PORTLAyP, AUGUST 23, 1905. f$(wMfm(w wassxx&m mere ll-ife If -. . HI Lfir lb Jell rhe ( . ' , j , J7T ATJZTTQMffZ, JWGWZ&AVI BT ARTHT'R CHAPMAN. GEXERAL, HENRY B. CARRING TON and a few other survivors of old Fort Phil Kearney recently revisited the Irene. of the Fetterman massacre in Wyoming and took part In exercises commemorating the slaughter of 83 brave men at the hands of -Red Cloud's Sioux In 1S66. Like the Custer massacre, the were Do survivors to tell the story of Fet terman's annihilation. The bodies of the men who were led Into a trap by the crafty Red Cloud now rest on the brow of Custer Hill, which has been converted Into a National cemetery. The Government has erected an im pressive monument of boulders where Fetterman and his men fall and there Is a bronze shield thereon telling the tragedy in a few simple words. The Fetterman monument is on top of what Is known as Massacre Hill, be tween Sheridan and Buffalo, Wyo., a few miles north of the site of old Fort Phil Kearney, which was the first out post of civilization In that part of the West, and where General Carrtngton was practically besieged for two yrars by the great chief. Red Cloud, who is now near death from old age on a Dakota reservation. Fort Phil Kearney was established on the old Boreman trail, over which many pioneers were pushing their way westward In the '60s. Travel over this trail was very dangerous and hardly a wagon train passed through the hunting grounds of the Sioux without being attacked. When the fort wai established Red Cloud and his warlike braves were furious and renewed their attacks on the white men with redoubled vigor. General Carrlngton himself superin tended the building of the fort. He made a strong defense. Red Cloud was too crafty to try to assault the fo-t, but he laid constant siege to it and nobody dared venture beyond -the rtockade without a heavy guard of soldiers. In the first six mouths after the establishment of the fort, the In- . dians killed 154 persons, including I citizens and soldiers, wounded 20 more and captured nearly 700 cattle, mules and horses. There were 51 demonstra tions near the fort and every train that passed on the trail was attacked. The soldiers not only were called upon to : protect the woodcutters who were J bringing timber from the Big Horn ; Mountains a few miles away, but they : were ever on the alert to protect pasj J Jng wagon trains. J The- Indians partlrulalry delighted In . 1 making life a burden to the woodcut I ters. Near the fort was a hill called . Sullivan Hill, on which a sentry stood all day long, watching for signals from the woodcutters. If an unusually large force of Indians attacked them, the Bighorn Sheep Hard In This Sport, the Hunter's Skill Is Always Pitted Against E camped at La Tule, the rast place where we could get water, and hunted from there over the great barren peaks and ridges bordering upon the desert, sometimes venturing out 1 Into the desert itself In search of the elu . slve and much-desired big horn sheep, writes a correspondent of the Los An . geles Times from Lower California. . These sheep are found scarcely any i where except upon the peaks, and I think : that this axiom will be of sen-ice to ' eheephunters: "The - bigger the ram the ! higher he is found." The great rams, who ' during their long lives have gathered much wisdom concerning the ways of hunters, mountain lions and their other natural enemies, reach the conclusion in ; their later years that It is safer for thera to "hit the high places" only. They usually feed about the cliffs (inaccessible to man) which crown the largest moun tains. Their really wonderful climbing power can be seen In the fact that 'they generally choose for their sleeping places . spots which cannot be reached by even the mountain lion, whose great ability for climbing is well known. The color of the big horn Is gray and so I close a match to the rocks among which It lives that it is not easily distinguished, except when standing with its hind quarters, which are white, toward the hunter. The mountain sheep depends for Its protection upon Its keen eyes and Its sharp ears, but above all upon its sensa of smell, which Is nothing short of mar velous. From these facts it may well be - Judged that the hunting of an old ram la no easy matter, and that procuring a pair of large horns calls for many a day of hard hunting and difficult climbing, as well as the exercise of great and constant - caution. It Is a wonderful sensation that comes ' over the hunter as he starts after a big ram. He knows that he is pitting his tcience. skill, reasoning power and equip ment against the strong instincts and qualifications of the sheep for self-preservation that while he has a rifle that will kill at half a mile the ram can hear him at half a mile on a quiet day, can smell him a mile away if the wind is right, and oan see him at three miles or more if he exposes himself to view; that while the maximum speed of a man i limbing among the rocks and ridges Is ?our miles an hour a ram can travel thres times as fast easily. It is certainly not a une-slded contest, and I have known men to spend months without getting even a fair-sized head. I decided that as equipment is very im portant, I would pay great attention to I "T t A "Jt&tf 4 ' I the quartermaster's employes and cltl- s ! -SS." 4. I ' ,t i"- 'Ci " I zens and then mustered only 119 men. . I VSP $ I r , rf ,: .X I not enough to defend the walls in case ' 5i5 4 1 H , rX I of attack. - woodcutters would signal for more help and an additional detachment wntild h ont from the. fort. On the 21st of December, 1S66, the lookout signaled that the wood train had been corralled and was attacked In force about a mile and a half from the fort. A relief party of 49 men from the Eighteenth Infantry, and 27 troopers from the Second Cavalry, was ordered out. Captain W. J. Fetterman, who had little experience In Indian fighting, but who was a brave. If somewhat Impetu ous officer, asked to be put in charge of the relief party. General Carrlng-' ton acceded to his request, and gave him positive Instructions Xo relieve the wood train and drive back the Indians, but on no account to pursue the In dians beyond Lodge Trail Ridge, a long, high ridge near the fort, extending from Sullivan Hill. With Captain Fet terman's party went two civilians, Wheatley and Fisher, both armed with new breech-loading, rapid-firing rifles, which they were eager to try In Indian warfare. Fetterman had made the boast that with 80 men he could ride through the whole Sioux Nation. He now had 83 mine. , and that since nature had en dow' the sheep with a color which would make It hard for me to see him I would have my tailor take the place of nature in my case and supply me with clothing of a shade which would make It hard for the sheep to see me. I accord ingly dressed from sombrero to boots In the grayish brown which is the predom inating color of the country. The Keen eyes of the sheep I discounted by taking a pair of powerful field glasses, and since he could travel so much faster than I I took a gun that would stop him at half a mile. I furthermore pitted the combined strategy of three heads put together (the ilex lean's, the Indian's and my own) against the wild cunning of the one. Thus equipped I started on the hunt for the big horn sheep. From the camp which we made at La Tule. on the border of the desert, I used to start on muleback at about 3 o'clock in the morning and hunt over some 40 miles of the roughest country, under a fiercely blazing sun. All that I took to eat and drink on these journeys was cold sheep meat, hardtack and a canteen of water. It was certainly woith all the hardships of hunting, however, to get sight of a big ram, as I did on the first day. My Mexican. Toma,the Indian and my self had been hunting from 3 o'clock in the morning to nearly noon without see ing a sheep. Suddenly I heard the warn ing hiss of the Indian as he slid noise lessly from his saddle and crouched low under his mule. The other guide and I quickly followed his example, and there, motionless on our hands and knees, look ing out from between the legs of our ani mals, we saw, about half a mile down the canon, a large flock of sheep feed ing. They appeared to be only ewes, lambs and little rams, but the fexlcan whispered: "Mlra! Mucho Grande!" ("Look! A big one!") He was right. Lying by a bush was a great ram, quietly chewing his cud. I coveted his heavy, battered horns, as I studied him through the glasses. The wind was from the band to us, and this seemed encouraging, for they could not smell us. I motioned the Indian to hold the mules, got out my Winchester, and told the Mexican to crawl up closer with me, as I thought the distance too great for a good shot, and I wanted those horns badly. We slipped out of sight of the sheep over a little ridge, and then scrambled quickly to a point which we thought was about 300 yards from them. As we came up over the ridge, great was our disappointment to see the sheep over half a mile away, traveling like an expreess train. The cause of this was a sudden whirl in the wind which carried our scent to them. I im- men and the sequel proved how little he knew of the Sioux as fighters when he made his boast The Indians, who were attacking the woodcutters, we-e soon apprised of Fetterman's approach and immediately withdrew, allowing the wood train to break corral and go on Its way unmolested. The Indians seemed to realize that the man In com mand of the sldlers was not an ex perienced Indian fighter. They kept Just out of range and taunted the soldiers and made Insulting motions, and, In short, tried by every means to keep the command following them. In this they succeeded. Fetterman was so eager to punish the redskins that he forgot his orders and pursued the Sioux across Lodge Trail Ridge. " Once over this ridge he was in the power of the Sioux. Red Cloud had posted hun dreds of Indians In ambush and these rose up on every side, and, after a sharp conflict, annihilated Fetterman's command. to Shoot the Animal's Cunning. mediately sent the Mexican up on a peak with the glasses and told him to watch- the sheep to see whether or not they might stop within a few miles. He came back and joyfully reported that they had gone about four or five miles and then had lain down, as sheep often do during the noon hour on a hot day. He said that we might as well eat lunch, as they would probably stay there for several hours. I was horrified at the thought of taking time to eat when I was so near a big ram, but hunger finally persuaded me to ac quiesce in the plan. After lunch we set out for the sheep, creeping In the deep ravines to avoid being seen. When we reached a point which we thought was within easy reach of the sheep I sent the Mexican down the ridge to a shoulder of rock, over which he could see the locality where -our game was supposed to be, and he peeped cautiously over It; then, hastening back, he said in an Ixcited whisper: "Sheep there; you kill from there" (pointing to where he had just been) "if you good. But no, I take closer 300 yards you kill sure. Old ram very big mucho gr-r-rande! Take off shoes!" I did as I was ordered, and crawling carefully up to the ridge, cocked the rifle and with beating heart peeped over. No sheep! I raised myself high and rubbed my eyes no sheep! For a moment we were struck dumb with astonishment and disappointment; then the Indian and Mexican had a contest to see who could deliver the greatest number of Spanish oaths in five min utes. It seemed a dead heat to me. Whether the sheep had smelled or heard us, I don't know. We saw no mors of them or any (Others on that day. Some days later I made my usual early start for sheep, and had only traveled . about half an hour when I came suddenly upon a family group of one ram, a ewe and a little lamb. I quickly shot before they got out of sight, hurried to the ram to see how big he was, and found that he was not very large. I started to dress the car cass to send back to camp, as we were in need of meat, when a cry from the Indian caused me to look up Just in time to see the ewe, who had strug gled to her feet, disappear over a "hog back." It suddenly struck me after I sent him that I had given him no weapon with which to finish the sheep, no knife with which to skin It. Yet he had gone off without asking for either. When I spoke to the Mexican about this, they said: "Lt alone; he get." Sufal annua n. In three hours back General Carrlngton soon found that something was wrong. He had dis patched a surgeon with an escort of four men to join Fetterman's party, but, the doctor soon returned with the Information that the wood train was all right, but that when he attempted to cross the valley to join Fetterman he found it was full of Indians, who were swarming abdut on Lodge Trail Ridge and that there was no sign of the soldiers to be observed. The alarm caused by this fnformation was deep ened when the sound .of heavy firing was heard from over Lodge Trail Ridge, Indicating that a fierce battle was in progress. General Carrlngton dispatched 64 Infantrymen lo relieve Fetterman, and a little later 40 men were sent out, reducing the garrison at the fort to a very small number. Indeed, so small was the number of de fenders within the stockad.e that Gen eral Carrlngton, released all the prison ers from the guardhouse and armed all came Toma with the dressed carcass. It seemed that he had followed the scarcely distinguishable blood trail, killed the sheep with a rock, made the first incision Into the skin with a sharp stone, and then skinned and cleaned his game with his hands alone. Any hunter will appreciate the tremendous difficulty of a task like this. And yet Toma h'ad done everything In three I had breakfast at 3 o'clock the next j morning, and made an early start with my guide. The sun rose higher and higher and scorched us with its fierce rays. The landscape danced and shim mered before us in the heat. We fool ishly drank up all the water in our canteen long before noon, and were forced to eat a dry luncheon, after which we suffered from thirst. I kept urging my tired mule on on apply ing whip and spur, and reached camp late In the evening absolutely exhaust ed, after traversing about 40 miles of country without seeing a single sheep. These disappointments come to every hunter, and It Is the long, hard, fruit less days that make him realize what big game Is and cause the thrill of ex citement that comes when he at length sees it. Two days after this I had spent a weary day hunting, and having seen no sheep, turned toward camp in dis gust, when I saw almost half a mile away a very large ram, who had -already seen us and was trotting around a spur on the cliff. I had only time for a few shots. I quickly set the sights of my rifle at 800 yards, dropped on one knee and fired.' I saw a puff of dust Just over him. I aimed lower "bang!" dust behind him. I then aimed low and a little ahead of him, as he was now traveling rapidly, and fired again. This time I had the satisfac tion of seeing him drop as though hit with a club. He struggled to his feet, ran a few steps and dropped dead. The guide was wild with delight at the luck. I don't think that he had ever seen a sheep killed at that distance be fore. A Country Life. Eugene Field. "It semes to mo I'd like to go Where bells don't ring, nor whistles blow. Nor docks don't strike, nor gong don't sound. And I'd have stliineu all around "Not real Stillness, .but Just the trees' Low whisperings, or the hem of bees. Or brooks' faint balbilng over stones In strangely, softly tangled tones. "Or maybe a cricket or katydid. Or the songs of blids in the hedges hid. Or Just some such sweet sounds as these To fill a tired heart with ease. "If 'tweren't for siRht and sound and smell I'd like the city iretty well; But when 'It comes to getting rest. I like the country lots the best. "Sometimes It seems to me I .must Just quit the city's din and dust And get out where the sky is blue. And ui. sow. how does It seem to your" The wives and children of the men in the first detachment were nearly crazed with anxiety and this deepened when an orderly galloped in from the reliev ing party and stated that the valley on the 'Other side of the ridge was filled with Indians and that no sign of Fet terman was to b,e seen. General Carr ington ordered the two relieving parties to consolidate and told them to unite with Fetterman. He ordered in the wood-train, "which gave him 54 men to spare for the relieving expedition. Late in the afternoon Captain Ten Eyck's men returned with details of the appal ling disaster. In the wagons w,ere 49 pf Fetterman's men. leaving 34 unac counted for. Ten Eyck had remained on the defensive on the brow of ths hill, though the Indians had tried by every means to make him follow them into the valley. He found the bodies of the soldiers where they had fallen and there was every evidence of a terrible conflict on the hill. The soldiers ha$ taken refuge behind some huge rocks, making a sort of rough shelter, and the 49 men he had brought back were found In a space about six feet square. They had been shot full of arrows, hacked to pieces, scalped and terrible mutilated. Captain Fetterman and Capta-in Fred erick Brown, the post quartermaster, were found side by side, each with a bullet wound in the temple. Evidently they had stood face to face and each had shot the other dead rather than be taken alive by the Indians. The weather was bitterly cold, as it was late in December, and there was no telling when the Indians, encouraged by their success, would make a determined assault on the fort. But the next day General Carrlngton went in person to the scene of that battle with a force of 80 men, after leaving strict instructions as to the signals to be fired from the fort in case of an- attack. The women and children had been placed In the magazine, which had been stocked with water and food, and an officer was left In charge of them pledged not to allow the women to be taken alive If the General did not return and the Indians captured the fort. General Carrlngton found bodies strung along the road to the western end of the trail farthest from the fort. The two civilians who had accompanied Fetterman were found behind a couple of rocks. By the side of one were found 60 shell's and nearly as many at the side of the other, show- Making Money Out One Woman Who Adds to Her Income by Growing the "For lovers of the gladiolus this is the season to begin to prepare for next year's flowers," declared a woman who for the last three , years has added a couple of hundred dollars a season to her Income by growing gladiolus bulbs for sale. "As soon as the foliage of the gladiolus begins to show a yellow or brownish color the bulbs should be dug. Do not wait until the spike Is entirely dead. "In the amateur's garden the bulbs may be taken up from one plant after another as the foliage begins to lose Its color. The spike should be cut off immediately above the bulbs and the bulbs allowed to dry thoroughly in the sun. "Then they should be placed in slatted trays or baskets in a dark place with a temperature at about 40 degrees. In three or four weeks the old corm and roots can easily be removed, and no more care of the bulbs is required except to keep them from sprouting until the Spring. A cellar that will keep potatoes without sprouting is suitable for gladiolus bulbs, but the trays or baskets must be kept well off the floor. "So many Improvements, have been made in the gladiolus in the last 10 years and so wonderful is its range of color, especially In the markings, that it seems almost impossible to supply the demand for the best varieties. It is a plant of so easy culture that there Is no reason why an amateur with the tiniest garden space may not have at least a few plants. "The best soil is a sandy loam contain ing only a trace of clay. In preparing the soli, which should begin" in the Autumn, care should be taken to have the ground thoroughly spaded or plowed to a depth of at least 10 Inches. Thoroughly mixed stable and cow manure In equal propor tions provide the best nutriment, and it should be well worked into the soil. If the soli Is inclined to be heavy I give it a free application of sand, and have found that a great help. "Should it be impossible to prepare the ground in the Fall, similar treatment should be given it in the Spring, taking care that the manure is thoroughly rotted. Fresh manure should never be used, as It tends to decay the bulb and to produce Imperfectly shaped flowers. I have found mixing one part of bonemeal and three parts of hardwood ashes in the soil used In covering the bulbs very beneficial. "To get the best effects in a large gar den gladioli should be planted in a solid mass three inches apart each way. To obtain the gladiolus fan, which is one of the most beautiful floral ornaments a lawn can have, the bulbs should be plant ed as compactly as possible and the spikes trained from the time they come 2?JZn ing that they had made a desperate fight. Wheatley had no less than 105 arrows in him. Lieutenant Grummond. a brave and experienced Indian fighter, was found some distance from the oth ers behind a pile of rocks, with every evidence of a terrible struggle having taken place on the scene. The bodies of the remaining soldiers, which were stripped of clothing, were taken back to the fort and all were given inter ment. The weather was almost insufferable and men and women were forced to clothe themselves in furs made from skins of wolves that Infested that part of the country. As soon as possible, relief was sent to the fort. General Carrlngton was relieved of command pending investigation, but eventually he wis absolved from any blame as it proved that he had given Fetterman distinct orders not to venture into the trap which Red Cloud had sprung so successfully. The Government finally concluded to abandon Fort Phil Acar ney and as soon as the post was va cated the yelling Sioux swept down upon It and burned it to the ground. Today little or nothing remains on the site of the old fort as there Is no evi dence of the timbers of which it was constructed, and only the embankment on which the walls were placed remains to be seen. The hill on which the mas sacre took place is one of the sightliest places in Wyoming and the monument can be plainly seen from the stage road between Sheridan and Buffalo. The bodies of Fetterman's men re mained in the burying-ground near the site of old Fort Phil Kearney until a few years ago. when they were taken up and reburied on Custer battlefield. Like Custer, Fetterman met death because he disobeyed orders, and also like Custer, there were no survivors to tell the story of his folly. General Carrlngton. who was In com mand of Fort Phil Kearney In the most trying days of trie frontier, was deeply interested in going over the scene of his early experiences and was amazed at the great progress civilization has made in the West. It was planned to have hirn meet his old foeman. Red Cloud, probably the greatest chief the Sioux, nation ever knew, but the old warrior was too enfeebled to attend and his side of the dramatic story of the Fetterman massacre could not' be secured. The country In whien old Fort Kear ney was located was the favorite hunt ing ground of many tribes. The Crow nation dwelt a little to the north and west, where they are today, in the from the ground. Of course for this pur pose the fertilizing must be as Intense as the bulbs can stand. If the soil Is well drained there is no danger of fertilizing too highly. "When the blooms are Intended for use as cut flowers the planting should be in rows 12 Inches apart and the bulbs about three inches from each other. Where a large planting is desired and the space Is limited double rows may be made, which will narrow the rows to about 10 inches apart, but still leave plenty of room for a careful gardener. "The top of the bulb should be from two to three inches below the surface of the soil, as the new bulbs are formed on top and should not be forced out of the ground, to be scorched by the. sun or hurt by early frosts. "In the latitude of New York gladioli should be planted as soon as possible after the frost is out of the ground, which is usually about the middle of April. Plant ing at that time should produce good blossoms about the middle of July or per haps a littlo earlier. "If gladioli are planted, as they always should be, in the full exposure of the sun It is safe to calculate that you can cut flowers in 12 weeks after planting. Al though fair results may be obtained by planting near the house or against a fence where the sun can be counted on for even more than half a day, the plants and blossoms are not as good as where there is no shade. Personally I always make it a point to plant my bulbs in rows run ning north and south. In this way every plant gets the sun during the day. "While gladioli will stand dry weather tolerably well, they respond quickly to water if It is given after sundown. Care should be taken that this application of water is made before the plants actually begin t need it, for a check by drought means inferior blossoms and also inferior bulbs for next year's planting. "Owing to the slenderness of the spikes, some of the3ld varieties require staking. For such I use slender sticks painted green, though where money Is not an ob ject I would recommend wire supports such as are used for chrysanthemums In the greenhouse. After the spikes begin to show and until the buds are formed all weeds should be removed and the soil be tween the rows kept loose. "The largest field of gladioli I ever saw was 70 acres. To my taste it was more beautiful than the far-famed lily fields of Bermuda. The blossoms were of every conceivable shade and color. Including light and dark blue quite free from any taint of purple. "The most perfect gladiolus fan I ever saw was six feet and a half high and' eight feet across, it contained300 spikes, each having about 20 blossoms. For an amateur who desires a beautiful field of flowers, nothing is brighter and less trou GLOZJJD , country of the Big Horn. Cheyennes and Arapahoes roamed oyer the rolling plain at the base of the Big norn mountains and killed thousands of buf faloes. The Sioux made hunting ex cursions from the Dakotas and returned with many buffalo skins. Naturally the Indians were furious when the fort was built almost In the center pf their, finest hunting ground. If the other tribes had shown the same determina tion as the Sioux, no doubt the white; man would have been kept out of that part of Wyoming for many years. Shortly before the abandonment of Phil Kearney, Red Cloud received ample' punishment for the Fetterman massa cre. Captain James Powell, who Wad been detailed to- guard the timber cut ters at the fort, repulsed Red Cloud and his warriors in what is known as the "wagon-box fight." a short distance from the fort. Red Cloud had assem bled about 3000 warriors and determ-' ined to make a direct assault on the' fort. As a preliminary move he In tended to annihilate Towell and his wood guards. No less than 500 Indians, made an attack on the wood-train, but Powell promptly corraled the wagons and behind this fortification he and his SI men defended themselves. Unknown to the Indians, the white men had secured a new rifle of the, rapid-fire type. There were plenty of. these guns and one frontiersman, a crack shot, had eight loaded weapons' at his elbow. Afterward he said he kept these eight guns busy for three hours. The first charge was repulsed Indians failing in great numbers. Four times the Indians charged, only to be mowed down by the bad-mdicln guns." Finally Red Cloud made a last demonstration, but it was only for the purpose of getting the bodies of those who had fallen. Red Cloud himself,; afterward said he lost 1500 followers In that fight. The men engaged in the battle put the number of dead and wounded Indians as not less than 1000. It is certain that the "wagon-box fight" was the greatest slaughter of Indians known In Western warfare. The defeat disheartened the Sioux and caused Red Cloud to lose the prestige he had gained In his defeat of Fetterman. General Carringtan's visit to the scene of these stirring Indian battles has served to renew Interest in two of the greatest conflicts in frontier hist ory. It is probably the last time the brave commander of old Fort Phil Kearney will visit the country which Sirs. Carrlngton has aptly called. In her book, "the land of massacre." Denver, Colo. of Gladioli Bulbs; Very Easy Work. ble than the modern hybrids, which need no support. The ground In between may be covered with annual phlox. Although gladioli are a most useful gar den flower, the brightest and most deli cate shades are better shown when the blooms are cut and allowed to develop in the house. The scarlets and pinks be come more Intense and the light colors purer. "In cutting for Indoor use too mucli foliage should not be taken if the bulb Is to be planted the next year. When thu last flower on a spike has developed the spike should be cut below the first with ered bloom so as to force the strength into the bulb rather than allow It to go to seed. "For bedding I should advise mixtures rather than special varieties, or color sec tions which can be supplied by any seeds man or large grower. The Shakespeare and the May I have found the best forc ing varieties. The May Is a pure while flaked with rosy crimson. It has strong, well-filled spikes and is a good multiplier and consequently low priced. The darker varieties are not, according to my experi ence, suited to forcing." New York Sun. Not From Her. He Would your mother object to my kissing you? She My mother! Why, she wouldn't hear of such a thing! Boston Tran script. A Campaign Idyl. About ten years after Kipling. N Chicago News. A fool there was and he sought a Job, Even as you and I. His rashness would make the angels sob. We called him a w things, but never a snob And now wfi are sure he was never a snob. Even ai you and I. Oh, the pledges he got, and the lies he got. Even as you and I. Sometimes he was cold, and sometimes he was hot; t At times he was certain; at times he was not; And now we know he was always "not" Even as you and I. Oh, the babes he kissed and the babes he kissed Even a- you and I. And the votes that he counted upon but missed Ere time for the balloting made him desist. He aurely was Jolly well glad to desist -Even as you and I. Then the words he spake and the drought he brake Even as you and I. And the cure that he took for the bite of the snake. And the thirst he attempted In vain to glake . We'd known all th i time what a failure he'd make Even as you and L